Obscure Obsolete Inventions

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 4 роки тому +2323

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 4 роки тому +41

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 4 роки тому +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 4 роки тому +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 роки тому +2

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 роки тому

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa 4 роки тому +1860

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Рік тому +2697

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo Рік тому +49

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому +97

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Рік тому +78

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому +13

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 Рік тому +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche Рік тому +375

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo Рік тому +7

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 4 роки тому +1172

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 4 роки тому +36

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of UA-cam. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 4 роки тому +9

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 3 роки тому

      birds of prey trailer

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ 4 роки тому +3385

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 4 роки тому +87

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel 4 роки тому +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 4 роки тому +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 4 роки тому +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 Рік тому +1117

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Рік тому +127

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu 10 місяців тому +1

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 9 місяців тому +37

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 9 місяців тому +24

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 7 місяців тому +23

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 роки тому +313

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz Рік тому +70

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 9 місяців тому

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 9 місяців тому +5

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 8 місяців тому +24

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 4 роки тому +3704

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 роки тому +32

      @Mauro Molinero i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 роки тому +17

      @Mauro Molinero what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @dlelfe3
      @dlelfe3 4 роки тому +40

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over UA-cam comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 роки тому +1

      @@dlelfe3 bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 4 роки тому

      @Mauro Molinero Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 4 роки тому +2123

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 4 роки тому +7

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 4 роки тому +26

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 4 роки тому +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 4 роки тому +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat 4 роки тому +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 роки тому +237

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Рік тому +36

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Рік тому +15

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Рік тому +2

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Рік тому +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 2 роки тому +982

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Рік тому +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 Рік тому

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing Рік тому +2

      Yeah

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 6 місяців тому +12

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 4 роки тому +709

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 4 роки тому +12

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 4 роки тому +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 4 роки тому +4

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 4 роки тому

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 4 роки тому +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 4 роки тому +3103

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit Рік тому +72

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

  • @onelobster8623
    @onelobster8623 2 роки тому +52

    I’m far superior to many shrimp

    • @Zawaito
      @Zawaito 29 днів тому +3

      Dis you make a whole new account for this?

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 25 днів тому +4

      But not 8,622 other lobsters, apparently

    • @user-px7tg8bb2y
      @user-px7tg8bb2y 14 днів тому +2

      Holy shit

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 3 роки тому +13611

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 3 роки тому +493

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 3 роки тому +274

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 3 роки тому +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 3 роки тому +106

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 роки тому +21

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 роки тому +4231

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Рік тому +35

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Рік тому +10

    Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 4 роки тому +809

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 4 роки тому +18058

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 Рік тому +27

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA 6 місяців тому +3

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 3 роки тому +7448

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 4 роки тому +23247

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium Рік тому +9

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 2 роки тому +11

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 3 роки тому +35213

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 роки тому +2525

      Try harder

    • @Boggelsworth
      @Boggelsworth 3 роки тому +264

      ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 роки тому +453

      a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 роки тому +127

      ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 роки тому +62

      Sako that’s what she said... yet again

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 4 роки тому +1545

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 4 роки тому +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 4 роки тому

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 роки тому +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 роки тому +4

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 4 роки тому

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles Рік тому +2

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @cumslinger9002
    @cumslinger9002 Рік тому +9

    1:36 is easily my favorite clip of Sam O’nella especially out of context

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 4 роки тому +20343

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

    • @jacobplata
      @jacobplata 4 роки тому +88

      9/10 video

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 4 роки тому +67

      BeetleBubz he’s innovating

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 4 роки тому +8

      Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 4 роки тому +19

      i say not disturbing enough

    • @raisinman1870
      @raisinman1870 4 роки тому +43

      That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 4 роки тому +587

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 4 роки тому +7

      God bless you brutha

    • @iamaraven8657
      @iamaraven8657 4 роки тому +6

      bless you

    • @dennist8475
      @dennist8475 4 роки тому +3

      fuck you

    • @PlayingGilly
      @PlayingGilly 4 роки тому +2

      Like Sam says, with great harassment...

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 4 роки тому

      How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 роки тому +9

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 2 роки тому +50

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj 4 роки тому +4458

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 роки тому +11

      It doesn't say hey kids

    • @devinlabuda5713
      @devinlabuda5713 4 роки тому +152

      You should wear one with your face on it.

    • @face9526
      @face9526 4 роки тому +12

      Hmmmm, big ears

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 роки тому +3

      the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 роки тому +5

      *Especially if it has his face on it

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 3 роки тому +6520

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

  • @matthewpickin1043
    @matthewpickin1043 9 місяців тому +6

    I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 Рік тому +13

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 4 роки тому +6848

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 4 роки тому +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 4 роки тому +146

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 4 роки тому +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @hammarr
      @hammarr 4 роки тому +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 4 роки тому +75

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 4 роки тому +2495

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

  • @cynthmcdonalds
    @cynthmcdonalds Рік тому +6

    Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
    *finds out he left the channel:*

  • @jasminerichardson4475
    @jasminerichardson4475 2 роки тому +3

    I miss his content so much😭

  • @firen777
    @firen777 4 роки тому +5249

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 роки тому +21575

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Рік тому +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @alexmercshard
    @alexmercshard 9 місяців тому +1

    the nametag joke is actually insane had me rolling

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 4 роки тому +12544

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 4 роки тому +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube 4 роки тому +154

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 4 роки тому +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 4 роки тому +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @floridaman54
      @floridaman54 4 роки тому +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 3 роки тому +3800

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @TheMrNugget
    @TheMrNugget Рік тому +4

    We miss you Sam

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 4 роки тому +4039

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 4 роки тому +62

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 роки тому +156

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 роки тому +201

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 роки тому +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 роки тому +56

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup 3 роки тому +2637

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @austenquahjinyibpps7825
    @austenquahjinyibpps7825 2 роки тому +1

    ''With enough harassment, you can achieve anything...''
    My friend: "You are an exception"
    Me: " Lsten here you little..."

  • @Brad-iq1eu
    @Brad-iq1eu 6 місяців тому +3

    Sometimes i really cant look at the drawings. Hilarious

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 4 роки тому +592

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 4 роки тому

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @RealestSteve6969
      @RealestSteve6969 4 роки тому

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 4 роки тому

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @JNCHustles
    @JNCHustles 4 роки тому +1935

    you know what’s more important than oxygen?
    *nicotine.*

  • @hello2judas807
    @hello2judas807 Рік тому +4

    It’s amazing that we actually managed to harass him into making another video

  • @chokinghazard2942
    @chokinghazard2942 Рік тому +2

    His “falling out of style” drawing killed me

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 3 роки тому +13466

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here 3 роки тому +5369

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 8 місяців тому +1

    Best part about the Impusoria is a single horse can produce 15 horsepower alone.
    Meaning that thing was producing less horsepower with 4 horses than if you were to get on a single horse.

  • @crinkly.love-stick
    @crinkly.love-stick 2 роки тому +2

    A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it.
    Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 3 роки тому +2551

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 3 роки тому +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 3 роки тому +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 роки тому +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 3 роки тому +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 роки тому +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 4 роки тому +6732

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @FloodlightGamingReal
    @FloodlightGamingReal 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he just put the kruumlauf on his old ak drawing instead of, i dunno, *an StG-44*

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 4 роки тому +1314

    “Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
    *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 4 роки тому +3

      Many cheez-itz*

    • @trod146
      @trod146 4 роки тому

      Shut up

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 4 роки тому +8

      Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 4 роки тому +3

      Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

    • @jlamb6919
      @jlamb6919 4 роки тому

      How's the kids

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 4 роки тому +547

    He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know

  • @jacktaylor6155
    @jacktaylor6155 2 роки тому +4

    I miss this guy

  • @paulmahoney7619
    @paulmahoney7619 Рік тому +2

    "The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war"
    Quite a name for the most deadly and destructive war in human history.

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 3 роки тому +7049

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 3 роки тому +465

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 3 роки тому +274

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 3 роки тому +76

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 3 роки тому +182

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 3 роки тому +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @butterconq182
    @butterconq182 4 роки тому +1754

    Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
    Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 4 роки тому +51

      >Implying that Stalin is in Hell

    • @alexxxjk7809
      @alexxxjk7809 4 роки тому +33

      @DoubleFailMech
      >Implying there is more than one Stalin

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 4 роки тому +20

      @@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 4 роки тому +25

      >implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +23

      *we'll drink to that

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Рік тому

    Sam Onella, one of the greatest providers on You Tube! Thank you so much.

  • @bonkaddicct8620
    @bonkaddicct8620 Рік тому +1

    Another thing the Beauty Micrometer is good for, is making your Dark Souls character look precisely like you.

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 4 роки тому +2045

    “With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
    *He predicted the sonic movie*

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому +16

      They had it coming

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 роки тому +10

      True

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs 4 роки тому +3

      I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

    • @tkam54
      @tkam54 4 роки тому +3

      I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

    • @gaberottet8448
      @gaberottet8448 3 роки тому

      I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel 4 роки тому +229

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 4 роки тому +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @thebestfishinthesea
    @thebestfishinthesea 2 роки тому +1

    Sam keeps making me laugh. I had dental surgery yesterday and I keep hurting myself because I’m laughing. FKK HELP. MY MOUTH HURTS.

  • @grumpymonkeyenterprises6413
    @grumpymonkeyenterprises6413 Рік тому +1

    All the light of the moon and all the vision damage of the sun, talk about a win win. 😂

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 4 роки тому +1162

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 4 роки тому +47

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 4 роки тому +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 роки тому +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 4 роки тому +2040

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 Місяць тому +2

    "Beauty Micrometer" yeah sorry sam no fooling me here thats clearly a Skullcrusher

  • @chrll
    @chrll 2 роки тому +44

    Man, I miss Sam... I wonder how could we get him back, and convince him to make more videos?
    "With enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    Uh!...

    • @drixotin5962
      @drixotin5962 Рік тому

      He's BACK

    • @chrll
      @chrll Рік тому

      @@drixotin5962 oh yes, I did noticed like 40 minutes after he posted, and yet it felt like I took too long to notice it!
      Best part is that extreme harassment wasn't required!

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 4 роки тому +1466

    4:25
    "Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go:
    *Hm. Not enough property damage."*

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 роки тому +6

      The intervention of the udder man on screen

    • @vivekpanchagnula815
      @vivekpanchagnula815 4 роки тому +27

      I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.

    • @colossal4962
      @colossal4962 4 роки тому +17

      He made text bold

    • @anthill1303
      @anthill1303 4 роки тому +5

      Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful

    • @evanbright6105
      @evanbright6105 4 роки тому +5

      Cockroach claymore

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 3 роки тому +2148

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani 3 роки тому +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 3 роки тому +72

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 2 роки тому +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 2 роки тому +39

      MEIN GOTT

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 2 роки тому +15

      M E I N G O T T

  • @gabedaily8238
    @gabedaily8238 Рік тому +1

    "why have many Cheez-Its, when you can have one cheez-them" swear to God this is the funniest UA-camr I know of

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 9 місяців тому +1

    Moonlight towers were a big thing in Austin Texas when I was living there in the 90s. They were actually really awesome and I wish more cities had them. Why have a bunch of little lights when you can have one big light.🎉🎉🎉

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 4 роки тому +329

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 4 роки тому

      *HA'S U'S SUX'S*

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 4 роки тому +2

      Ik but I still want it

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 4 роки тому

      Hey kid

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 4 роки тому

      @@f4andrew7
      UA-cam : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 4 роки тому

      I will protect you

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 4 роки тому +1747

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 8 місяців тому

    When your card gets declined and the beautyometer becomes the beautykiller

  • @zFreacker
    @zFreacker 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: The krummlauf was used to defend tanks from close by enemy troops while still being inside the tank. It didn't even matter that the rounds exploded because that basically turned the gun into a semi or fully automatic shotgun which was even more effective.

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 3 роки тому +1225

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 9 місяців тому +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @duality6918
    @duality6918 3 роки тому +2660

    Fact of the day: the average horse has about 15-16 horsepower.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 роки тому +201

      Nani the fuck

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 3 роки тому +39

      My thoughts exactly

    • @hiwaga7399
      @hiwaga7399 3 роки тому +345

      So not only is the horse power a lie, but that thing on 5:08 also _reduces_ total productivity from your horses.

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl 3 роки тому +244

      Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that horsepower's _original_ definition was the average speed a horse can go across 24 hours, so it makes sense that the peak speed would be much higher.

    • @blob8252
      @blob8252 3 роки тому

      @@Anonymous-73 sonofabitch
      Stole my line

  • @beetlejess7997
    @beetlejess7997 Рік тому +4

    2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

  • @kiyopawn
    @kiyopawn 9 місяців тому +1

    0:24 I actually occasionally worr a Forever Alone shirt in middle school, and people definitely loved it when I wore it. If I wore it now, people would cringe til they implode but hey, It worked for the time.

  • @crunchyalfredo2985
    @crunchyalfredo2985 4 роки тому +767

    All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

    • @RedBoi1337
      @RedBoi1337 4 роки тому +9

      I want the udder

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 4 роки тому

      Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

    • @whocaresimdead7474
      @whocaresimdead7474 4 роки тому +1

      @@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 4 роки тому

      VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 4 роки тому

      *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @hefhef54321
    @hefhef54321 4 роки тому +1487

    "Brought to you by the guys who made the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore"
    Got a tell you man, I tried the second one in my kitchen and boy did it work. I kept using it till I ran out of kitchen
    Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for the likes you guys!

    • @MahdiShibly
      @MahdiShibly 4 роки тому +3

      How many kitchen do you have?

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 4 роки тому +5

      @@MahdiShibly Now, no kitchen at all. Which 100% fixed my roach problem

    • @nutmegmachine218
      @nutmegmachine218 4 роки тому +2

      Have a cockroach problem? Just burn your house down!

    • @memistcentral2044
      @memistcentral2044 4 роки тому

      @@nutmegmachine218 just use ammonia and gays

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 2 роки тому +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 роки тому +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 роки тому +2525

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

    • @Hqoba5471
      @Hqoba5471 2 роки тому +29

      Hümlaaoof 3:45

    • @karmadoesmore1644
      @karmadoesmore1644 2 роки тому +27

      хумлаоф

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 2 роки тому +1

      Rummlauf

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 роки тому +20

      würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 2 роки тому +3

      @@GreedyOrange adolfus

  • @ActuallyLinden
    @ActuallyLinden 4 роки тому +3758

    “The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war”
    This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.