Obscure Obsolete Inventions

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  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 5 років тому +23715

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 5 років тому +20603

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

    • @jacobplata
      @jacobplata 5 років тому +89

      9/10 video

    • @d3_2009
      @d3_2009 5 років тому +67

      BeetleBubz he’s innovating

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 5 років тому +8

      Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 5 років тому +19

      i say not disturbing enough

    • @raisinman1870
      @raisinman1870 5 років тому +43

      That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 5 років тому +2501

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 5 років тому +8

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 5 років тому +30

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 5 років тому +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 5 років тому +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat 5 років тому +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 2 роки тому +3177

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo 2 роки тому +60

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 2 роки тому +106

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 2 роки тому +92

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 2 роки тому +14

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 2 роки тому +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 4 роки тому +21695

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 3 роки тому +7615

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

    • @Tommydawg-8187
      @Tommydawg-8187 3 роки тому +14

      Same

    • @ratman9292
      @ratman9292 3 роки тому +9

      Are our pfp twins

    • @tameus2796
      @tameus2796 3 роки тому +30

      @@ratman9292 guess you could call us lost kins

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @AD_RC
      @AD_RC 3 роки тому +25

      my favorite is "aaw how heartburning"

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 5 років тому +18759

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 2 роки тому +1388

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Рік тому +164

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu Рік тому +2

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL Рік тому +49

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 Рік тому +35

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob Рік тому +35

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 5 років тому +6733

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 5 років тому +3889

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 років тому +33

      @ i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 років тому +18

      @ what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @star-not-moon
      @star-not-moon 5 років тому +45

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over UA-cam comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 років тому +1

      @@star-not-moon bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 5 років тому

      @ Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 5 років тому +1303

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 5 років тому +38

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of UA-cam. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 5 років тому +12

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 4 роки тому

      birds of prey trailer

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche 2 роки тому +455

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo Рік тому +8

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 3 роки тому +13705

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 3 роки тому +493

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 3 роки тому +275

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 3 роки тому +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 3 роки тому +107

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 роки тому +22

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 5 років тому +2084

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 5 років тому +2557

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 5 років тому +45

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 років тому +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 5 років тому +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 років тому +3

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 4 роки тому

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 роки тому +462

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz Рік тому +98

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Рік тому

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Рік тому +9

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 Рік тому +35

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 9 місяців тому +3

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 роки тому +6533

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 5 років тому +1193

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 4 роки тому +47

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 4 роки тому +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 роки тому +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 4 роки тому +13470

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 3 роки тому +1019

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 2 роки тому +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 2 роки тому

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 Рік тому +14

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

    • @jeffreyhogan3087
      @jeffreyhogan3087 4 місяці тому

      @@thepoweroftheweed2215Just skip past, it’s so easy.

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa 5 років тому +1909

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

    • @toaster0roaster880
      @toaster0roaster880 5 років тому +32

      That statement is unfortunately true...

    • @reformer1073
      @reformer1073 5 років тому +20

      Would this apply to EA games?

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 5 років тому

      T. Dee which is why they suck

    • @stacycunningham9995
      @stacycunningham9995 5 років тому

      the squeaky joint gets the oil

    • @LunarStrike
      @LunarStrike 5 років тому +8

      T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 4 роки тому +7121

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 4 роки тому +471

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 роки тому +279

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 4 роки тому +79

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 роки тому +186

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 роки тому +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel 5 років тому +242

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 5 років тому +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 роки тому +276

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 2 роки тому +38

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 роки тому +20

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 роки тому +4

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 роки тому +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 роки тому +4351

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 4 роки тому +2567

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 4 роки тому +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 4 роки тому +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 4 роки тому +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 4 роки тому +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 4 роки тому +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 5 років тому +594

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 років тому +7

      God bless you brutha

    • @iamaraven8657
      @iamaraven8657 5 років тому +6

      bless you

    • @dennist8475
      @dennist8475 5 років тому +3

      fuck you

    • @PlayingGilly
      @PlayingGilly 5 років тому +2

      Like Sam says, with great harassment...

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 5 років тому

      How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 2 роки тому +33

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 5 років тому +1749

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 5 років тому +4086

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 5 років тому +63

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 5 років тому +159

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 років тому +205

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 5 років тому +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 років тому +58

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 3 роки тому +2186

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani 3 роки тому +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 3 роки тому +73

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 3 роки тому +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 3 роки тому +41

      MEIN GOTT

    • @UnknownMercy6
      @UnknownMercy6 3 роки тому +16

      M E I N G O T T

  • @beetlejess7997
    @beetlejess7997 2 роки тому +11

    2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 4 роки тому +36537

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +2602

      Try harder

    • @Boggelsworth
      @Boggelsworth 4 роки тому +263

      ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 роки тому +467

      a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 роки тому +129

      ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 роки тому +66

      Sako that’s what she said... yet again

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ 5 років тому +3434

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 5 років тому +88

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel 5 років тому +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 5 років тому +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 5 років тому +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 5 років тому +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 5 років тому +723

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 років тому +13

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 5 років тому +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 5 років тому +5

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 років тому

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 5 років тому +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium 2 роки тому +13

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 5 років тому +3110

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 5 років тому +531

    "Mmm, big ears"
    I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 5 років тому +6845

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 5 років тому +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 5 років тому +146

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 5 років тому +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @hammarr
      @hammarr 5 років тому +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 5 років тому +75

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit 2 роки тому +84

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 2 місяці тому

      Aged like fine wine even more in May 2024. You know exactly why.

    • @potatoeboy8757
      @potatoeboy8757 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dylanisntvibingwhy?

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 2 місяці тому

      @potatoeboy8757 Helldivers 2 Sony PSN drama. We basically mass bullied them into walking back their changes and ended up succeeding

    • @punctuationstation
      @punctuationstation 2 місяці тому

      @@dylanisntvibing now do it to the mc movie

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 2 місяці тому

      @@punctuationstation I agree

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 4 роки тому +2503

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 5 років тому +1568

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 5 років тому +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 5 років тому

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 років тому +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 років тому +5

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 5 років тому

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 років тому +834

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

  • @austingross8191
    @austingross8191 Місяць тому +5

    Will never get over the fact that Taco Bell stole Sam’s “Cheese-them” idea

  • @_-_sinexus_-_
    @_-_sinexus_-_ 5 років тому +623

    When that horse-train goes down a hill ankles are gonna break.

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 5 років тому +2

      I am your first subscriber

    • @marreco6347
      @marreco6347 5 років тому +5

      Thats why we brought mouse revolver traps along

    • @trolloler5954
      @trolloler5954 5 років тому

      I am your second subscrobervf8zjusjkweakadi 2

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 5 років тому +12527

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 5 років тому +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube 5 років тому +153

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 років тому +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 5 років тому +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @anthonypolk18
      @anthonypolk18 5 років тому +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj 5 років тому +4463

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 роки тому +11

      It doesn't say hey kids

    • @devinlabuda5713
      @devinlabuda5713 4 роки тому +154

      You should wear one with your face on it.

    • @face9526
      @face9526 4 роки тому +12

      Hmmmm, big ears

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 роки тому +3

      the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 роки тому +5

      *Especially if it has his face on it

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 2 роки тому +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @Marvi5962
    @Marvi5962 5 років тому +562

    2016: Miscellaneous Mondays
    2019: *NOT ENOUGH PROPERTY DAMAGE*

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup 4 роки тому +2648

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @crunchyalfredo2985
    @crunchyalfredo2985 5 років тому +770

    All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

    • @RedBoi88
      @RedBoi88 5 років тому +9

      I want the udder

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 років тому

      Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

    • @whocaresimdead7474
      @whocaresimdead7474 5 років тому +1

      @@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 років тому

      VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 5 років тому

      *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 роки тому +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 5 років тому +332

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 років тому

      *HA'S U'S SUX'S*

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 років тому +2

      Ik but I still want it

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 років тому

      Hey kid

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 років тому

      @@f4andrew7
      UA-cam : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 5 років тому

      I will protect you

  • @hefhef54321
    @hefhef54321 5 років тому +1492

    "Brought to you by the guys who made the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore"
    Got a tell you man, I tried the second one in my kitchen and boy did it work. I kept using it till I ran out of kitchen
    Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for the likes you guys!

    • @MahdiShibly
      @MahdiShibly 5 років тому +3

      How many kitchen do you have?

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 5 років тому +5

      @@MahdiShibly Now, no kitchen at all. Which 100% fixed my roach problem

    • @nutmegmachine218
      @nutmegmachine218 5 років тому +2

      Have a cockroach problem? Just burn your house down!

    • @memistcentral2044
      @memistcentral2044 5 років тому

      @@nutmegmachine218 just use ammonia and gays

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 3 роки тому +1236

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp Рік тому +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA Рік тому +5

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @ActuallyLinden
    @ActuallyLinden 5 років тому +3754

    “The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war”
    This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 5 років тому +2044

    “With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
    *He predicted the sonic movie*

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому +16

      They had it coming

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 роки тому +10

      True

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs 4 роки тому +3

      I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

    • @tkam54
      @tkam54 4 роки тому +3

      I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

    • @gaberottet8448
      @gaberottet8448 4 роки тому

      I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here 4 роки тому +5368

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Рік тому +39

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 5 років тому +598

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 років тому

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @RealestSteve6969
      @RealestSteve6969 5 років тому

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 років тому

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @firen777
    @firen777 5 років тому +5242

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 роки тому +3796

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 2 роки тому +12

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @rampagebros3533
    @rampagebros3533 5 років тому +424

    2:50 I'm going to screenshot this bit and post it everywhere I can with no context

    • @snorkfroken7056
      @snorkfroken7056 5 років тому +15

      Rampage bros it kinda looks like a depressed condom if you ask me..

    • @octopusyogurt1883
      @octopusyogurt1883 5 років тому +2

      Please do!

    • @Furko08
      @Furko08 5 років тому +1

      Good idea, will do now

    • @Gabiyi
      @Gabiyi 5 років тому +5

      What about this one 4:53

    • @oliviaj9060
      @oliviaj9060 5 років тому +2

      “Out of context Sam” on the reddit page

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 5 років тому +549

    He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 роки тому +2525

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

    • @M_4C4z
      @M_4C4z 3 роки тому +29

      Hümlaaoof 3:45

    • @karmadoesmore1644
      @karmadoesmore1644 3 роки тому +27

      хумлаоф

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 3 роки тому +1

      Rummlauf

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 роки тому +20

      würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 2 роки тому +3

      @@GreedyOrange adolfus

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 2 роки тому +15

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

  • @maagic2031
    @maagic2031 3 роки тому +385

    2:58 is probably a top 3 Sam O'Nella line. Never fails to leave me in stitches

    • @REKTBIXCH
      @REKTBIXCH 3 роки тому +11

      Check whats in his forehead😂😂3:22

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 3 роки тому +1

      It's not Swiss miss instant piss

    • @idiotgame1026
      @idiotgame1026 2 роки тому +1

      For me it was 1:37

  • @frigidguyy6316
    @frigidguyy6316 3 роки тому +1203

    According to UA-cam’s auto-generated captions “moron” is a swear word.

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 роки тому +30

      @@DirtyBottomsPottery maybe some people shouldn't have free speech, and thanks to you for making me realize this!

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 роки тому +42

      ​@@AJ-vs3yz Ah, so cenaorship is fine if you don't like their opinion? That is quite alarming, cause that's exactly what dictatorships do too. I don't condone hate crime and racism in any way, but freedom of speech is just like that sometimes, it can hurt.
      (not trying to defend what the other guy said by the way)

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 роки тому +28

      @@TRDario yes, my bad, I really shouldn't have phrased it that way, but his words and inclusion of my home country in such a bad light wasn't very nice when India was not mentioned, nor hinted towards in any way in the original content or comment

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 роки тому +23

      @@TRDario Maybe "The thing you said was extremely racist" would be a better phrasing of my thoughts

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 роки тому +18

      @@AJ-vs3yz Ah, now that you explained it is actually completely reasonable. My bad for jumping to conclusions

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 5 років тому +1467

    4:25
    "Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go:
    *Hm. Not enough property damage."*

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 5 років тому +6

      The intervention of the udder man on screen

    • @vivekpanchagnula815
      @vivekpanchagnula815 5 років тому +27

      I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.

    • @colossal4962
      @colossal4962 5 років тому +17

      He made text bold

    • @anthill1303
      @anthill1303 5 років тому +5

      Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful

    • @evanbright6105
      @evanbright6105 5 років тому +5

      Cockroach claymore

  • @MrMeepMeep1234
    @MrMeepMeep1234 2 роки тому +3

    Miss this guy

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 4 роки тому +5623

    Anyone else just binging his videos, waiting for the glorious day of his return?
    Edit: I've had more than 30 replies telling me he's back. I know he's back, I saw the video like 10 minutes after it came out. All glory to his return and all, but please stop spamming me.

  • @gluteusmaximus8881
    @gluteusmaximus8881 5 років тому +138

    "With enough harassment, you can achieve anything!" Truly words you should live by

  • @asajjy
    @asajjy 5 років тому +443

    tfw No matter how much you enhance/reduce your various facial features
    You will never feel Sam O'Nella's gentle touch as he mesmerizes you with quirky history
    '^'

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 5 років тому +31

      He can still give you a hot steamy load of knowledge

    • @G89211
      @G89211 5 років тому

      '^'
      GET BOOM'D BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMER

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 2 роки тому +2

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @JNCHustles
    @JNCHustles 5 років тому +1939

    you know what’s more important than oxygen?
    *nicotine.*

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 5 років тому +1314

    “Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
    *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 років тому +3

      Many cheez-itz*

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 років тому

      Shut up

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 5 років тому +8

      Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 років тому +3

      Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

    • @jlamb6919
      @jlamb6919 5 років тому

      How's the kids

  • @butterconq182
    @butterconq182 5 років тому +1755

    Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
    Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 5 років тому +51

      >Implying that Stalin is in Hell

    • @alexxxjk7809
      @alexxxjk7809 5 років тому +33

      @DoubleFailMech
      >Implying there is more than one Stalin

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 5 років тому +20

      @@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 5 років тому +25

      >implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 5 років тому +23

      *we'll drink to that

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 роки тому +10

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @stickynicky_
    @stickynicky_ 4 роки тому +458

    Sam got bullied into making merch, so basically he got bullied into making money.

  • @angelcake13p
    @angelcake13p 5 років тому +177

    Don't you ever stop what you're doing. Please for the love of God do not stop. Your content is priceless and will forever go into my repertoire of obscure references and carefully artiqulated jokes. Thank you.

    • @angelcake13p
      @angelcake13p 5 років тому +3

      @@dragonias6725 oops 🤷

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 5 років тому +1

      @@angelcake13p 😂😂😂 I also commented this at like 12 at night, so my mind was extra dirty for some reason

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому

      @@dragonias6725 lol

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +1

      @@dragonias6725 cause it's 12 gotta beat that meat

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 років тому +213

    Austin is very proud of its “moon towers.” At least one of them is still standing.

    • @zachinthehat1707
      @zachinthehat1707 5 років тому +15

      Gary Cooper Id be proud if my city had those, they're dope as hell

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 5 років тому +4

      And the moontower comedy festival does draw some pretty big names.

    • @axodouble2643
      @axodouble2643 5 років тому

      200th like

    • @royceabshire2453
      @royceabshire2453 5 років тому

      They are frackin massive!

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 2 роки тому +14

    Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."

  • @firstname2563
    @firstname2563 5 років тому +436

    Hey Sam, why don't you do a video about mad Roman Emperors like Nero and Caligula?

    • @CptCh4os
      @CptCh4os 5 років тому +9

      There is two Agrippinas around that age that made GoT look like a Kindergarten

    • @jakeman3659
      @jakeman3659 5 років тому +7

      First Name I would love to see a vid about this

    • @littlechungus7067
      @littlechungus7067 5 років тому +3

      Umu

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan 5 років тому +1

      Talk about Titus's little nibblers

    • @ot8051
      @ot8051 5 років тому

      Or Commodus

  • @iceturtle-nb6rc
    @iceturtle-nb6rc 5 років тому +58

    Thanks for putting out merch, I can finally show people the only college that accepted me

  • @mafia0and0stuff
    @mafia0and0stuff 5 років тому +176

    Literally looked at your channel yesterday and thought that you haven't posted in a while.

  • @davidgarner7948
    @davidgarner7948 Рік тому +2

    Even with 1 new video I still love the classics

  • @MooseTrack_Inc
    @MooseTrack_Inc 5 років тому +182

    I just got my first paycheck so I’m definitely getting some merch. Gotta support my mans

  • @domnichols3892
    @domnichols3892 3 роки тому +522

    “Hey you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine” that’s how it be

  • @duality6918
    @duality6918 3 роки тому +2658

    Fact of the day: the average horse has about 15-16 horsepower.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 роки тому +201

      Nani the fuck

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 3 роки тому +39

      My thoughts exactly

    • @hiwaga7399
      @hiwaga7399 3 роки тому +344

      So not only is the horse power a lie, but that thing on 5:08 also _reduces_ total productivity from your horses.

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl 3 роки тому +244

      Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that horsepower's _original_ definition was the average speed a horse can go across 24 hours, so it makes sense that the peak speed would be much higher.

    • @blob8252
      @blob8252 3 роки тому

      @@Anonymous-73 sonofabitch
      Stole my line

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 3 роки тому +57

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @emmanewell5871
    @emmanewell5871 4 роки тому +219

    “Somebody better air out that musty muskrat before grandma starts drooping again”
    -Sam O’Nella

  • @joshbruning7808
    @joshbruning7808 3 роки тому +214

    The fact that his merch plug is only 15 seconds long makes me want to buy it even more

  • @carolineyuen3247
    @carolineyuen3247 5 років тому +160

    You didn’t mention how baby cages were in part stemming from a fear of the tuberculosis outbreak at the time and an effort to combat it with fresh air

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 3 роки тому +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet 4 роки тому +386

    0:45 So, turns out, Pizza hut is literally selling Cheez-Them.
    Its a giant cheese stuffed cheez-it that like, a 6 inch square.

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 4 роки тому +21

      Thanks I hate it

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +8

      I'd eat it

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 роки тому +3

      Danatronics
      EXCUUUUUSSSSEEEEEE ME PRINCESS
      YOU TELLIN ME YOU WOULDN’T TRY THIS CHEESY GOODNESS?

    • @sqeak6317
      @sqeak6317 4 роки тому +2

      @@FestiveRocket its a mistake, against God's creation

    • @memelgaming
      @memelgaming 4 роки тому

      I’ve had one. It tastes like blended up heaven

  • @calvingaster
    @calvingaster 4 роки тому +884

    "You ever look at a mouse trap and think 'hm...not enough property damage'? Introducing the revolver mousetrap. From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore."
    I swear I lost my entire mind fur a solid minute from lack of oxygen because I was laughing so hard.

  • @jorgerueda5227
    @jorgerueda5227 5 років тому +191

    Can we acknowledge the fact that this video got 628k in one day? You're a legend Sam!

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 5 років тому +2

      It’s called Trending

    • @aliyaandfriends142
      @aliyaandfriends142 5 років тому

      The only person that watches my video (the blonde one in the photo). And her account is “ peyton & friends”

  • @cynthmcdonalds
    @cynthmcdonalds 2 роки тому +6

    Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
    *finds out he left the channel:*