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  • @BrianWeber13
    @BrianWeber13 3 роки тому +11092

    I think that entire video was just a setup for the "prego today, ragu tomorrow" joke

    • @NathielIsaac
      @NathielIsaac 3 роки тому +52

      Fr

    • @lianawang4219
      @lianawang4219 3 роки тому +50

      @The Unnamed Cousin Of course DIY sauces are the best. After all you know where they came from.

    • @alentjanestetico3014
      @alentjanestetico3014 3 роки тому +80

      TIL Prego is also a sauce brand, making the joke both funny as dark humor and as a pun

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 3 роки тому +6

      no its for the grimace joke

    • @rrrrrfffff
      @rrrrrfffff 3 роки тому +5

      @@alentjanestetico3014 ... Who are you explaining for? Pretty sure everyone got the joke.

  • @wj4505
    @wj4505 Рік тому +7463

    Justin Schmidt, the guy who made the pain index, died like two days ago. RIP homie, forever lost without him 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @zincminer
    @zincminer 5 років тому +6672

    I'd say he was lucky that he wasn't allergic to one specific exotic insect.

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 4 роки тому +23

      Ca3 5aR True

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому +263

      Or he could of been but never realized it cuz his body was able to fight it easily.

    • @benjaminbruce4908
      @benjaminbruce4908 4 роки тому +12

      id say u need a new profile pic

    • @majesthijmenii1976
      @majesthijmenii1976 4 роки тому +217

      @@benjaminbruce4908 bruh you don't even have one

    • @notottomedic
      @notottomedic 4 роки тому +37

      We don’t know, he might have thought it was a side effect of the venom.

  • @casusbelli9225
    @casusbelli9225 2 роки тому +10361

    "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"
    Schmidt's description of warrior wasp.
    This guy is a legend.

    • @iBeerus-
      @iBeerus- 2 роки тому +526

      made him start rethinking his whole life

    • @thefancyconspiracist
      @thefancyconspiracist 2 роки тому +70

      What number was it

    • @Sarasa1318
      @Sarasa1318 2 роки тому +347

      @@thefancyconspiracist a 4

    • @thefancyconspiracist
      @thefancyconspiracist 2 роки тому +93

      @@Sarasa1318 I meant what number out of the 78 he did

    • @Sarasa1318
      @Sarasa1318 2 роки тому +260

      @@thefancyconspiracist well I can't find the full list but according to Wikipedia only 3 insects got a 4 so atleast top 3

  • @Yoyo-si3hq
    @Yoyo-si3hq 4 роки тому +28142

    I used the ragu test on my child and thanks so much cuz now he has finally stopped crying. He hasn’t even made a noise for the past 5 hours

  • @zallie1881
    @zallie1881 5 років тому +13103

    “If your baby seems weird, that’s typically a good indicator that it’s weird”
    -Sam O’Nella

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 5 років тому +81

      So wise

    • @SPOOPINATURAL
      @SPOOPINATURAL 5 років тому +136

      hm yes this floor is made of floor

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 5 років тому +65

      SPOOPI
      every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @blixer7435
      @blixer7435 4 роки тому +11

      The quotations of great people

    • @milovinson8900
      @milovinson8900 4 роки тому +9

      Yes weird baby’s do tend to be wierd

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 4 роки тому +4729

    The earth is approximately 6 CVS Pharmacy receipts away from the sun

  • @willp2906
    @willp2906 2 роки тому +1667

    Fun fact! Another Schmidt Level 4 insect, a species of warrior wasp, has its sting described as such by Schmidt: "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +175

      He's getting dangerously close to self awareness.

    • @Rattlehead62
      @Rattlehead62 7 місяців тому +6

      nice profile picture.

    • @Newvegasfiend
      @Newvegasfiend Місяць тому +5

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish sam o’nella uploaded more often

  • @egoichitosama1970
    @egoichitosama1970 6 років тому +12860

    Tarrare would love ragu...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 6 років тому +505

      Terrare? Terrare, look at me!

    • @shalienahchaney2038
      @shalienahchaney2038 6 років тому +536

      @@rustyjones7908 Did you eat a fucking baby?!

    • @pepeiann
      @pepeiann 6 років тому +167

      Terrare actually ate a big whale

    • @shalienahchaney2038
      @shalienahchaney2038 6 років тому +67

      @@pepeiann WHAT?!?!?!?

    • @pepeiann
      @pepeiann 6 років тому +94

      Shalienah Chaney yeah A BIG FUCKING WHALE

  • @TwoCiggyStory
    @TwoCiggyStory 4 роки тому +17967

    Justin Schmidt has some weird descriptions for how the shit felt. For a Level 1 digger bee, he described it as, “almost pleasant, a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard”, and for a sweat bee, “light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has signed a single hair on your arm”. It seems just a bit off putting and strange.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +3856

      That man obviously had (or has I don't know if he's still going) some kinks

    • @zhonzhon5112
      @zhonzhon5112 4 роки тому +1186

      was he high

    • @Lordywitda40
      @Lordywitda40 4 роки тому +700

      i can’t stop laughing

    • @Lordywitda40
      @Lordywitda40 4 роки тому +783

      Dat man a freak

    • @user-ju4gd1ur2i
      @user-ju4gd1ur2i 4 роки тому +927

      He definitely has a kink

  • @OwenCamel
    @OwenCamel 3 роки тому +9827

    "Yesterdays loss is todays sauce"- what the Ragu score's slogan should be

    • @srijeshbiswal8737
      @srijeshbiswal8737 3 роки тому +59

      Gold

    • @toakovika
      @toakovika 3 роки тому +211

      It’s also the slogan of Pete’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic.

    • @hollowaychris77
      @hollowaychris77 3 роки тому +7

      Perfect

    • @Blahaj_Gaming847
      @Blahaj_Gaming847 3 роки тому +21

      @@toakovika hi welcome to pete's pizza abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce, how may I help you today?

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 3 роки тому +34

      @@Blahaj_Gaming847 I’ll take a 10 Week Aborted Fetus Sauce Extra Cheese Pizza

  • @eeee3029
    @eeee3029 Рік тому +2036

    6 years before his time, he understood the danger Grimace posed to society

  • @sarcasmuser8235
    @sarcasmuser8235 3 роки тому +5854

    "If it starts crying that's a good sign because Grimace is absolutely fucking terrifying."
    He says in the calmest tone known to man.

    • @yahya2920
      @yahya2920 3 роки тому +11

      "Sarcasm user" so sarcastic

    • @sarcasmuser8235
      @sarcasmuser8235 3 роки тому +58

      I cant quite tell if this is a genuine insult or not, so I'll just mind my own business like a good little boy.

    • @daryltan1561
      @daryltan1561 2 роки тому +23

      "If it starts crying its a good sign because grimace is absolutely terrifying" Dumbledore said calmly

    • @Donke267
      @Donke267 2 роки тому +3

      "Dumbeledore said calmly"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @GIANT406
    @GIANT406 5 років тому +9516

    “Luigi’s Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria. Where YOUR loss is OUR sauce. This is Tony. How can I help you?”

  • @Joseph_417
    @Joseph_417 5 років тому +5362

    Did he come up with that whole thing just for that Prego Ragu joke?

    • @sofianavarro9637
      @sofianavarro9637 5 років тому +326

      Idk but im stoned and that shit was so funny

    • @jimothy2361
      @jimothy2361 5 років тому +55

      and then literally got ragu to sponsor the video

    • @trutle6208
      @trutle6208 5 років тому +77

      @@jimothy2361 actually the sponsor thing was a joke, it said in the description they had no affiliations in this video

    • @pablofawkes2841
      @pablofawkes2841 5 років тому +6

      @@trutle6208
      Gee, you think?

    • @trutle6208
      @trutle6208 5 років тому +27

      @@pablofawkes2841 well someone doesn't realize you can't understand tone over the internet, even if they were joking about ragu sponsering you don't have to be a dick about it when it's not easy to understand all jokes over the internet, some people read it differently than you.

  • @cjthrowsyoyos
    @cjthrowsyoyos Рік тому +437

    Mr Schmidt had passed on recently, about 2 weeks ago. Rest in peace to the legendary sting master.

    • @nibulsheep8214
      @nibulsheep8214 Рік тому +6

      Who will have big enough balls to take carry on his legacy ?

    • @kubaduce
      @kubaduce Рік тому

      @@nibulsheep8214coyote Peterson has done a pretty good job

  • @jackkirk2282
    @jackkirk2282 5 років тому +1698

    That's why Ragu says "Yesterday's loss is in our sauce"

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 4 роки тому +119

      Right from the womb
      Straight to the tomb

    • @tsuki5993
      @tsuki5993 4 роки тому +5

      @Gp2 Engine what in the fuck

    • @XLHeavyD999
      @XLHeavyD999 4 роки тому

      Is that not Shoarma sauce? It's specially made by our boys at the shoarma business :)

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 4 роки тому +6

      "Hello thank you for calling ragu where your loss is our sauce this is Justin how may I help you"

    • @jackkirk2282
      @jackkirk2282 4 роки тому +2

      @@mr.potato2223 Hey Justin, my baby got a zero on the Ragu test, which Baby Mashing Plant may I take my god awful child to.

  • @SilverGamingFI
    @SilverGamingFI 5 років тому +3560

    Hospitals use APGAR scale, while Sparta uses HK scale
    H- healty
    K- kill it

    • @BaeYeou
      @BaeYeou 5 років тому +209

      This implies that they check if the baby is healthy, then immediately kill it despite whatever results it got

    • @toffeeteeth7286
      @toffeeteeth7286 5 років тому +62

      Is that not how it works?

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 5 років тому +66

      And that's why there aren't any Spartans left.

    • @HasekuraIsuna
      @HasekuraIsuna 5 років тому +94

      If it survives the killing part it's probably a worthy spartan

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 років тому +1

      Fluffbutt exactly you got the joke yay

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 3 роки тому +2480

    When you are healthy baby but got a -3 in appearance

    • @pug-stash7330
      @pug-stash7330 3 роки тому +58

      Where did you get my medical files from?

    • @toothgapjohn
      @toothgapjohn 3 роки тому +39

      A -3 is a high score compared to what i got

    • @arabic_daisy
      @arabic_daisy 3 роки тому +25

      *Time to go to the factory!!*

    • @Ozarka0
      @Ozarka0 3 роки тому +11

      *making spaghetti*
      Oh hey, and here i am all out of sauce!

    • @santiago4114
      @santiago4114 3 роки тому +3

      Oh you're talking about my Skyrim character

  • @gato4002
    @gato4002 2 роки тому +2570

    In Florida, the hurricane made 21 waffle houses close. We are all screwed.

  • @Hat_Tie
    @Hat_Tie 5 років тому +9314

    My mom and sister all work at waffle house part time as servers and yes. During a robbery, they were told to continue serving food.
    Waffles are superior to human life.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 5 років тому +467

      *WAFFLES ARE THE NEW GOD*

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 5 років тому +764

      Thotimus Prime I want to fucking know the logistics of this, “NOBODY FUCKING MOVE OR IM SHOOTING”
      “Please my boss told me to keep serving the waffle!”

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 5 років тому +391

      In Spain I think it's Pizza. I still remember an incident right infront of my house where a delivery scooter was rammed by a car, the delivery guy hurt with a broken arm... But the only thing he was worried about was IF THE GODDAMN PIZZA WAS O.K!!!

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 років тому +141

      Evilpimp Says the moron who isn’t intelligent enough to add anything meaningful, or even funny to the conversation.

    • @MemestiffGaming
      @MemestiffGaming 5 років тому +14

      I like the username

  • @thehuman2cs715
    @thehuman2cs715 6 років тому +2082

    if your baby looks weird *it's a pretty good indicator that it's weird*

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 5 років тому +5

      ~Captain Obvious

    • @woodzwalk
      @woodzwalk 5 років тому +3

      cresta2000ESP and I’m commander oblivious

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 5 років тому +4

      Just have Tararre eat them.

    • @radioactivian
      @radioactivian 5 років тому +2

      Good lord how am I not dead

    • @Al-xi8vu
      @Al-xi8vu 5 років тому +4

      Good job, you have stated a quote from the video.

  • @cemilhoaf2215
    @cemilhoaf2215 8 років тому +177

    The neck snap got a pretty decent chuckle out of me

    • @xuhiken
      @xuhiken 6 років тому

      Me too, made my day really... My day usually suck...

  • @CodexTestsYT
    @CodexTestsYT Рік тому +323

    Just putting this here, it has been reported by Arizona Public Media that Schmidt died from Parkinson's Disease. He was surrounded by family and loved ones in his home.

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 Рік тому +11

      Very sad, parkinson's is an awful disease

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 місяців тому

      A shame

    • @TomG-f4r
      @TomG-f4r 6 місяців тому

      He didn't know what hit him.....jus sayin

  • @discoastronaut3635
    @discoastronaut3635 5 років тому +326

    I like how the baby that failed the ragu test got his head bashed in because its a refrence of not landing on its feet when dropped

  • @jonasevans3666
    @jonasevans3666 6 років тому +2142

    If the Ragu system existed wonder would be a much shorter book

    • @roachman
      @roachman 6 років тому +26

      Oh jeezus XD

    • @nopenope273
      @nopenope273 6 років тому +28

      OH LORD

    • @mrlolzies101
      @mrlolzies101 6 років тому +26

      Holy shit

    • @kittys0ft
      @kittys0ft 6 років тому +57

      Not entirely a book about ragu could still be *interesting*

    • @_clarence
      @_clarence 6 років тому +24

      August's sister 10 years later be like

  • @brandonandree6945
    @brandonandree6945 4 роки тому +1478

    I was hoping he'd mention the Erg.
    An erg is approximately the amount of work done (or energy consumed) by one common house fly performing one "push up"

  • @EdgarAllanPogo
    @EdgarAllanPogo Рік тому +91

    Justin Schmidt just recently passed away. RIP king your voluntary pain was not in vain

  • @bottomtext5872
    @bottomtext5872 5 років тому +6299

    **When you see a hurricane approaching so you decide to hunker down but you see the waffle house closed**

  • @AlyonaDoar
    @AlyonaDoar 5 років тому +588

    1:52 that joke and the neck snapping made me ugly laugh, thank you Sam

    • @liopleurodon2000
      @liopleurodon2000 5 років тому +32

      Nana na da-na da!
      *_C R U N C H_*

    • @federalshiloh4899
      @federalshiloh4899 4 роки тому +1

      What's that from

    • @Gregorio416
      @Gregorio416 4 роки тому +4

      Shiloh the “when life gives you lemons” vine

    • @Gregorio416
      @Gregorio416 4 роки тому +2

      Shiloh and before that I think it was from a Mario game

  • @woobacca9215
    @woobacca9215 5 років тому +4649

    Schmidt: gets stung
    Baymax: *_on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?_*

    • @xc6603
      @xc6603 5 років тому +15

      I don't get it....is it because Baymax is a health robot?

    • @woobacca9215
      @woobacca9215 5 років тому +67

      @@xc6603 no he said that in the movie. and yes.

    • @xc6603
      @xc6603 5 років тому +2

      @@woobacca9215 oh

    • @woobacca9215
      @woobacca9215 5 років тому +1

      @@xc6603 yos

    • @emo_trash6517
      @emo_trash6517 5 років тому +24

      I can see you said the word "ow" here have a bandaid

  • @WillKrause21
    @WillKrause21 Рік тому +58

    So, in honor of Dr. Schmidt who passed earlier this year, I came back to this 6 year old video, likely the source where many people first learned of Dr. Schmidt, to give the actually important reason for his work: Dr. Schmidt and other entomologists had a hypothesis about the evolutionary links between Social insect venom (Honeybees, ants, etc.) and isolated insect venom (Many kinds of wasps). The hypothesis was that social insects required a sting that was not just painful but actually toxic, as the value to a predator for attacking a beehive of thousands of bees requires a more potent defense. So they needed to measure both the toxicity, which is easily done, and the "pain" of these stings, which is less easily done. Schmidt then took it upon himself to measure the sting pains himself as shown in the video to get at least some sort of index of pain measurement.

  • @CyborgShady1
    @CyborgShady1 4 роки тому +402

    Pain index, I know a guy. " Hi, I'm Cyote Peterson and i'm about to enter the sting zone."

    • @squishytacticalnuke6991
      @squishytacticalnuke6991 4 роки тому +14

      More like. "Hi I'm coyote Peterson I am about to enter the bite zone of the western diamond back rattle snake.

    • @SkimBee
      @SkimBee 4 роки тому +9

      Mario: are you ok
      Coyote: dead

    • @homebrewHousehold
      @homebrewHousehold 4 роки тому

      oh my fuck youre riGHT

  • @randomname5580
    @randomname5580 4 роки тому +2357

    I tried the ragu test but not a single one of my friends Baby’s have passed!
    All of them fail on the falling on their feet part, I can’t figure it out.
    Update: I tried it on my nieces and Nephews and now I’ve been disowned by my family.

  • @szthanley3178
    @szthanley3178 6 років тому +1792

    APGAR Scale test.
    Appearance:
    - eh, good enough. 2/2
    Pulse:
    - Beating, 2/2
    Grimace:
    - Yup, it cried. 2/2
    Activity:
    - It's moving. 2/2
    Respiration:
    - Not breathing. o/2
    This baby is 8/10, its fine!

    • @saigesheen
      @saigesheen 6 років тому +246

      How the hell is it moving and not breathing

    • @ultr4nima
      @ultr4nima 6 років тому +161

      it's possessed

    • @maximusrex8689
      @maximusrex8689 6 років тому +31

      Holy crap these comments

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 6 років тому +53

      @@saigesheen its still alive, it just will die soon so it can still move currently.

    • @axrah8406
      @axrah8406 6 років тому +10

      @@alansmithee419 but its not breathing so it cant release the carbondioxide or take in oxygen

  • @or_not_er
    @or_not_er Рік тому +52

    Rest in peace Justin Schmidt. He died on the 18th of February, 2023.

  • @iPizzaHead
    @iPizzaHead 3 роки тому +3626

    Actually, the Apgar Score is called like that because of Dr. Virginia Apgar. Although how you described it, is a mnemotechnique that is thaught in Med school to remember it

  • @tnty1561
    @tnty1561 5 років тому +16769

    Everybody Gangsta till waffle house goes into the red

    • @idkwhattoputhere5578
      @idkwhattoputhere5578 5 років тому +117

      R/bleesedcomments
      Edit: point taken guys, point taken. XD

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 років тому +44

      @@idkwhattoputhere5578 bleesed

    • @yexas7029
      @yexas7029 5 років тому +34

      @@idkwhattoputhere5578 bleesed

    • @echidna1428
      @echidna1428 5 років тому +25

      @@idkwhattoputhere5578 blessed

    • @samimakela8107
      @samimakela8107 4 роки тому +16

      Nuclear zombie holocaust

  • @Liberater4589
    @Liberater4589 8 років тому +2650

    I hope that Ragu doesnt have any Sam O'Nella in it

    • @Aravzil
      @Aravzil 8 років тому +48

      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    • @user-cp6mj7sx3o
      @user-cp6mj7sx3o 8 років тому +3

      Liberater45✋👨watch me nae nae

    • @ok-cx7lz
      @ok-cx7lz 8 років тому +23

      Pot8o's thanks for ruining my day

    • @abrarrahman2809
      @abrarrahman2809 8 років тому +3

      Pot8o's cancer

    • @mxsdrago
      @mxsdrago 7 років тому +3

      Pot8o's fuck you Potoooooooo.

  • @lowestpilgrim
    @lowestpilgrim 2 роки тому +19

    “pregu today, ragu tomorrow” to this day i still live by these words

  • @justhope2117
    @justhope2117 8 років тому +2314

    i laughed so hard when he snapped his neck on the Sh(m)i(d)t joke

    • @ethandagamer255
      @ethandagamer255 8 років тому +106

      Viktor Nikolayev Nat Nat Nat Nat Nat Nat *SNAP*

    • @jackandy3050
      @jackandy3050 8 років тому +46

      Viktor Nikolayev
      I know right.... ugh but that's why this man is my favorite youtuber.... he really gets my humor

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 8 років тому +10

      snapped*

    • @lucasfalla4856
      @lucasfalla4856 7 років тому +7

      What's the name of the song he sings when he did the joke? The piano thing?

    • @Flowtactics
      @Flowtactics 7 років тому +2

      lffchmusic Mario theme song

  • @suchacooldude9168
    @suchacooldude9168 5 років тому +898

    So no ones gonna bring up the guys reaction to the bullet ant, I literally pissed myself hearing it

    • @soup1758
      @soup1758 5 років тому +57

      I almost died after he gave it a 4+

    • @sebthebaus744
      @sebthebaus744 5 років тому +36

      @@dumdum2752 no one gives a fuck about your age

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 5 років тому +19

      Tarantula hawk wasp is the most painful one. It's recommended that you roll on the floor and scream until the pain passes. Mostly because it's the only thing your can do. Don't Google it. It's almost as bad as Sonic fan art.

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 5 років тому +3

      @@dumdum2752 why did you get a catheter inserted into your urethra? if you need help, call the police.

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 років тому +7

      dum dum why does your age matter are you trying to prove a point? If you are you just proved you’re stupid

  • @Dirtanium
    @Dirtanium 4 роки тому +322

    The Apgar score is named for Virginia Apgar. She spent much of her career combatting infant mortality. Use of her criteria drastically cut infant mortality. The mnemonic Appearance, Pulse, Grimace, Activity, and Respiration was created by her students.

  • @lurkerlp
    @lurkerlp Рік тому +21

    The G in Ragu score was a canon event

  • @richardgauthier2901
    @richardgauthier2901 8 років тому +207

    The goddamn bullet ant just stole the entire freaking show. The rest was all decent, but I was just rolling on the floor for that one.

    • @marwansobhy7050
      @marwansobhy7050 7 років тому

      Richard Gauthier
      Ikr

    • @julienken2083
      @julienken2083 7 років тому +5

      For me it was 4:02 and 4:20 that set me off

    • @Scorpion23341
      @Scorpion23341 6 років тому +1

      Memegaming123 1 personally, I just loved the entire idea of the ragu measurement scale.

  • @traplordbanner2388
    @traplordbanner2388 7 років тому +1994

    Wow this video is so moving I’m crying

    • @danafuente
      @danafuente 7 років тому +3

      gg

    • @safi7000
      @safi7000 6 років тому +1

      honestly me too

    • @pp-ul9tz
      @pp-ul9tz 6 років тому

      Y tho

    • @ericvanzee6690
      @ericvanzee6690 6 років тому +4

      This video is so moving, I got motion sickness.

    • @guluturk
      @guluturk 6 років тому +2

      This is so sad. Alexa play Despacito.

  • @ATERAH
    @ATERAH 4 роки тому +814

    "If your baby seems weird, thats typically a good indicator that its weird"

    • @dippyfresh8155
      @dippyfresh8155 4 роки тому +12

      Preggo today, Raggu tomorrow.

    • @tsg-froak9845
      @tsg-froak9845 4 роки тому +1

      DippyFresh Flip a dip dip ragu

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 роки тому +4

      Ah, yes. The floor here is made of floor...

    • @ATERAH
      @ATERAH 3 роки тому +3

      @@ItBePatYo nice meme

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 роки тому +1

      @@ATERAH Thanks! :D

  • @BoganFromBama
    @BoganFromBama Рік тому +7

    RIP Justin Schmidt, thank you for your scientific contributions.

  • @cameronszish9702
    @cameronszish9702 7 років тому +333

    Was this whole video just to set up the prego ragu pun at the end

    • @Serai4hire
      @Serai4hire 5 років тому +1

      Yes Cameron, yes it was

  • @BashStash
    @BashStash 7 років тому +677

    Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.

  • @alexanderjefferies7740
    @alexanderjefferies7740 2 роки тому +363

    Here's an obscure measurement only really used here in Australia: when measuring the total volume of water in a massive reservoir or harbour, we measure it in Sydharbs, where one Sydharb is equivalent to 562 million cubic metres or, the total volume of water found in Sydney Harbour.

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 2 роки тому +19

      ... so it's like a Mole but with gallons?

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +37

      "This has nowhere near the amount of water in the Sydney Harbor."

    • @Rush2201
      @Rush2201 Рік тому +8

      @@lordpumpkinhead265 We are experiencing some flooding, but it's not even half a Sydharb, so it's probably fine.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 місяців тому +1

      When is this applicable?

  • @scheherazade7097
    @scheherazade7097 Рік тому +14

    RIP Justin Scmidt! We love you so much!

  • @MyCatEatsPlastic
    @MyCatEatsPlastic 7 років тому +5682

    i am approximately 14.5 starbucks ventis tall

  • @turkey1767
    @turkey1767 6 років тому +496

    Ragu. Your loss is our sauce.

  • @edwinaleman515
    @edwinaleman515 5 років тому +2372

    Other countries “meters, centimeters, kilometers”
    United States “football stadium by bald eagles”

    • @SS-zd6yi
      @SS-zd6yi 5 років тому +134

      Eagles per second by square tank

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 5 років тому +148

      What, you DON’T know your height in 50 caliber bullets?

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 5 років тому +70

      *invents a unit of time based on the life expectancy of an eagle*

    • @JaneTehGamer
      @JaneTehGamer 4 роки тому +35

      ok but no joke there is a unit of measurement invented by mit called the smoot. it was created as a result from a fraternity prank where they made oliver smoot measure the harvard bridge with his body

    • @jacoblockwood3595
      @jacoblockwood3595 4 роки тому +8

      LOL, our system is stupid, but the stupidity of the system you are mentioning is a 10, our system is only a 9.9.

  • @Breadts1cks
    @Breadts1cks Рік тому +12

    Rest in peace Schmidt 😔

  • @mazda9588
    @mazda9588 4 роки тому +864

    Na-na-na-nan-nan-nan *violent crack*

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 4 роки тому +29

      Strangely enough I think that's my favorite part of this video. I've certainly rewatched that part like 15 times the two times I've watched the video.

    • @idkwhyimheare
      @idkwhyimheare 4 роки тому +4

      Cruuckhhh

    • @seanreed9046
      @seanreed9046 4 роки тому +3

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't ruin that

    • @isaacbinder
      @isaacbinder 3 роки тому +2

      my favorite bit ive seen from sam o nella yet

    • @clowneryAscended
      @clowneryAscended 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao in actually tried that and my neck cracked.

  • @WeGameEXP
    @WeGameEXP 8 років тому +486

    I laughed really loudly with the Schmidt joke hahah

    • @Daniel-il2cf
      @Daniel-il2cf 8 років тому +27

      Nat nat nat nat nat *snap*

    • @alex_8297
      @alex_8297 8 років тому +35

      that neck snapping noise is genuinely disturbing

    • @chasesearle556
      @chasesearle556 7 років тому +7

      Would make a great jumpscare noise for a new horror game if you slowed down that scream by 150% and re-edited it in.

    • @floydy8359
      @floydy8359 6 років тому

      I know XD 👌😂😂😂😂😂👌🅱️🅾️I

  • @VinierAardvark1
    @VinierAardvark1 6 років тому +823

    The Waffle House Index actually exists and it’s bloody beautiful

  • @Catofginger
    @Catofginger 2 роки тому +1

    Dude has been gone forever I still come back and watch these! He's so good . Dude make more of these right now stop whatever your doing regardless of whatever it is stop right this moment and make more or the rest of my life will he incomplete and without purpose.

  • @zachmcivor8153
    @zachmcivor8153 4 роки тому +38939

    Waffle House closed 365 locations. We are officially in the end times.

  • @dimitric9765
    @dimitric9765 4 роки тому +5577

    Everyone we have a code red Waffle House is down.

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 8 років тому +3745

    I finally found a good channel using the trending tab thingy, usually it just shows me crap from jimmy kimmel and buzzfeed

    • @bobthetop3242
      @bobthetop3242 7 років тому +16

      You'reThatMantis you're the same guy that comments on Legend's video, aren't yah?

    • @markc.4437
      @markc.4437 7 років тому +3

      You'reThatMantis I

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 років тому +7

      What's wrong with Jimmy Kimmel and Buzzfeed?

    • @ZemosHD720p
      @ZemosHD720p 7 років тому +1

      You'reThatMantis yep

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 7 років тому +2

      SuprDre what about the whole monetisation controversy?

  • @a.mikasaan
    @a.mikasaan Рік тому +14

    RIP Justin “The Sting King” Schmidt

  • @Uldan1988
    @Uldan1988 8 років тому +658

    Bullet ant sting won this video ,i laughed so much :D

  • @YeetZmeN
    @YeetZmeN 5 років тому +946

    Schmidt Pain Index?
    *Coyote Peterson Intensifies*

    • @kittykatjuice8335
      @kittykatjuice8335 5 років тому +4

      I was going to say this lmao

    • @josephcunningham7568
      @josephcunningham7568 5 років тому +2

      Cuikat *:P* web md said I have anal fissures homie you think I’m good

    • @benjaminhaynes8032
      @benjaminhaynes8032 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Cunningham guys random question but i need ur opinion
      so if u have testicular cancer would the tumor make ur nuts bigger? because it would keep growing n like i know u would die but u would die with giant testies

    • @avivaash5222
      @avivaash5222 5 років тому

      I swear that guy has something wrong with him,,,, like a pain fetish maybe,,, yeah

    • @danielantonich8771
      @danielantonich8771 4 роки тому

      Schmitt did it before Peterson

  • @draeco6875
    @draeco6875 6 років тому +334

    i am approximately 89.67 tictac boxes tal

    • @urnotdefault2603
      @urnotdefault2603 5 років тому +11

      Thats is around 7 meters tall.

    • @zlatanibrahimovic8329
      @zlatanibrahimovic8329 5 років тому +7

      Ændy Bœį How many beard seconds is that?

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059
      @friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059 5 років тому +31

      Zlatan Ibrahimovic At the average rate of a half inch per month, one tictac box clocks in at about 16714098.3168 beard seconds. As such, 89.67 tictac boxes equals 1498753196.07 beard seconds, 24979219.9345 beard minutes, 416320.332241 beard hours, 17346.68051 beard days, or 47.5251520823 beard years, based on a standard of 365 beard days per beard year. This man is nearly half a beard century tall.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059
      @friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059 5 років тому +8

      I really hope someone sees that because it took me like 10 whole minutes lmfao

    • @kabloinka604
      @kabloinka604 5 років тому +1

      That’s quite tall

  • @toehair4073
    @toehair4073 Рік тому +13

    grimace is in fact horrifying
    the death count is rising

  • @russkyseloc8131
    @russkyseloc8131 4 роки тому +3408

    Everyone: centimetres metres kilometres.
    USA: Shotgun shells per diabetic teen

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 роки тому +459

      As a Canadian sure can say it’s so annoying when I go to the US and it says miles per hour instead of maple syrup per hockey

    • @Paulo-fo4ut
      @Paulo-fo4ut 4 роки тому +215

      @@declaniii6324 wait you cant just tell the time by school shooting?

    • @thejeffrobilly9317
      @thejeffrobilly9317 4 роки тому +210

      Paulo13223442 that’s how I do it at school. If you hear a 12 gauge shotgun it’s probably 9 am, hear an AR-15 it’s 12 AM.

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 роки тому +104

      Paulo13223442 nah. We count the moose that wander into our igloos

    • @Dripbaru
      @Dripbaru 4 роки тому +52

      Honestly, this man spitting straight facts, like, I’m American and I can confirm

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 5 років тому +1557

    During a hurricane:
    Most people: *evacuate*
    Me, a student at Sam O’nella acadamy:
    *goes to Waffle House*

    • @wastedoxys
      @wastedoxys 5 років тому +62

      *waffle house is closed*
      *visible concern*

    • @moltenlava1877
      @moltenlava1877 4 роки тому +3

      and what during a Pandemic ?

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 3 роки тому +2

      @@moltenlava1877 Polish your coffin

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 роки тому +6881

    2016: "Lmao imagine if all Waffle Houses closed down. That would be hilarious."
    2020: "I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that."

  • @williambarrett1234
    @williambarrett1234 6 місяців тому +1

    Just discovered this guy yesterday after vaguely gearing about him for years. These videos are so binge-able i can understand the views

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 4 роки тому +207

    Some of Schmidt's descriptions of wasp/ant stings, because people are seriously missing out without them:
    - “Disappointing. A paper clip falls on your bare foot.” - Club-horned wasp (Level 0.5)
    - "Almost pleasant, a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard." - White-faced bee (Level 1)
    - "Pain at first sight. Like poison oak, the more your rub, the worse it gets." - Western cicada killer (Level 1.5)
    - "Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W.C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue." - Western yellowjacket (Level 2)
    - "A ritual gone wrong, satanic. The gas lamp in the old church explodes in your face when you light it." - Fierce black polybia wasp (Level 2.5)
    "Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a power drill to excavate your ingrown toenail." - Florida harvester ant (Level 3)
    "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?" - Warrior wasp (Level 4)

  • @chunkchunk223
    @chunkchunk223 6 років тому +726

    You forgot about the ABSOLUTE UNIT.
    One absolute unit is approximately a 220-700lb item with a volume of 64,800 cubic inches. This is often used to measure lads, usually or large stature.

    • @MrTitanicfanatic2
      @MrTitanicfanatic2 6 років тому +13

      Jack Mitchell this is a genuine and valid unit of measurement, as solid as absolute zero.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 років тому +38

      *_A B S O L U T E U N I T_*

    • @psltmtir
      @psltmtir 6 років тому +16

      what about measuring *madlads*

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 6 років тому +1

      Sam Mitchell in scouts a nickname has become a measurement of weight as well, we stated that all humans weigh equal or less than 1 of that measurement.

    • @tangy2783
      @tangy2783 6 років тому +7

      Sam Mitchell in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

  • @paulo25740
    @paulo25740 8 років тому +1923

    "prego today, ragu tomorrow", thats hillarious, I think youre the next Grade on youtube, great video :D

    • @kynten5109
      @kynten5109 8 років тому +55

      No, Grade is the next Sam O'Nella

    • @Jackjoecloe
      @Jackjoecloe 8 років тому +142

      Paulo Pinto please no, I dont want another shitshow like GradeA

    • @paulo25740
      @paulo25740 8 років тому +40

      TheBreadbird fine, its more like exurb1a or casually explained

    • @Jackjoecloe
      @Jackjoecloe 8 років тому +11

      Yeah those guys I can get behind

    • @xswooshx
      @xswooshx 8 років тому +3

      +Paulo Pinto Seems we have a challenger...

  • @theduuuck9027
    @theduuuck9027 2 роки тому +1

    5 years ago... im getting old. still get excited for your return every time i see one of your vids

  • @rakkan46
    @rakkan46 5 років тому +621

    legend states the waffle house in chernobyl is still open, serving mutated species of human-bear hybrids

  • @applecider7009
    @applecider7009 6 років тому +724

    I dropped my baby and it didn’t land on its feet
    Update:
    THERES RAGU EVERYWHERE

  • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
    @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 3 роки тому +100

    1:55 is likely the best clip of this video by far, there’s no competition.

  • @YuzuFizzu_
    @YuzuFizzu_ Рік тому +18

    I wonder what happened to him during the grimace shake incident...

  • @thego-dev
    @thego-dev 5 років тому +91

    "Well it's entirely blue and doesn't want to move, but it's got a really fast heartbeat and it's screaming really loudly so i'd give that a.. 6/10."
    That still cracks me up so much

  • @generalgrievous5693
    @generalgrievous5693 6 років тому +281

    You and Bill Wurtz have taught me more than my science teacher

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +25

      bill wurtz is chaotic good, this guy is chaotic neutral

    • @NotTheGodOfWar
      @NotTheGodOfWar 5 років тому +2

      General Grievous They should do a collab

    • @thegaminggecko6850
      @thegaminggecko6850 5 років тому +2

      @@olive6942 this guy is chaotic moral in my opinion

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +2

      @@thegaminggecko6850 his videos feel like some make up alignment like lawful chaotic

    • @thegaminggecko6850
      @thegaminggecko6850 5 років тому +3

      @@olive6942 well its lawful becuase he talks about facts and chaotic becuase well, youve watched his videos enough to know why

  • @VechsDavion
    @VechsDavion 4 роки тому +232

    4:25 No no, I think that's a very modest proposal.

    • @dickmobster4043
      @dickmobster4043 4 роки тому +6

      THATS THE NAME OF THE BOOK

    • @orizonge1478
      @orizonge1478 4 роки тому +3

      i see what you did there

    • @9WEAVER9
      @9WEAVER9 4 роки тому +3

      When I was six I was under the impression that ketchup was made from children who fail to catch up in line at school and are captured by the ketchup monster and mashed up into ketchup.

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 Рік тому +12

    RIP Justin Schmidt.

  • @fenrix155
    @fenrix155 3 роки тому +140

    0:59 This has to be the best description of a bug bite that I have ever heard. I haven’t even been bitten by a bullet ant and yet I know it feels like this.

  • @TuckyBlue
    @TuckyBlue 4 роки тому +972

    The waffle house just closed due to covid 19.
    We are screwed.
    Edit: it said walled
    Edit 2: ok we have a chance, it’s open for dine in and takeout thank fuck.

    • @ICTOAUsername
      @ICTOAUsername 4 роки тому +4

      The walled house?

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 4 роки тому +6

      Fuck you all, but mostly autocorrect

    • @azryxthefolf6331
      @azryxthefolf6331 4 роки тому +1

      Waffle House: "We stay open in the most harsh conditions"
      COVID: *knocking*
      Waffle House: "OH SHI-"

    • @rulliantheskunk2091
      @rulliantheskunk2091 4 роки тому

      will we have a 2021?
      votes:
      YES 0%
      NO 100%

  • @simonk.9372
    @simonk.9372 8 років тому +191

    i heard if you cry the magic words, sam will respond....
    "ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli"

    • @skyr8449
      @skyr8449 8 років тому +19

      Ian M. you were mistaken

    • @skyr8449
      @skyr8449 8 років тому +2

      the correct word was p... for pancake

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 7 років тому +2

      But what are the magic words?

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 7 років тому +7

      Its actually Ravioli Ravioli, Don't Lewd the Dragon Loli.

    • @Xellorated
      @Xellorated 7 років тому +2

      Deus Ex Machina Ragu Ragu Ragu Ragu, give me all the baby goo'es

  • @valmikg1
    @valmikg1 Рік тому +6

    Happy Birthday Grimace!!!

  • @thezestypatriot8513
    @thezestypatriot8513 6 років тому +589

    I had to look up the waffle house index, I didn't believe you... I am sorry. I will never doubt you again Sam O'Nella.

    • @SrQuack-js6sn
      @SrQuack-js6sn 5 років тому +32

      That's the last straw its *Ragu time* for you

    • @irenerivera4827
      @irenerivera4827 5 років тому +5

      mitchel norvalls _oh god no please_

  • @orbitalpotato9940
    @orbitalpotato9940 4 роки тому +55

    2:54 I like how the triangle is just slightly skewed just to piss us off

    • @wsi3411
      @wsi3411 3 роки тому +2

      I like it

    • @joogaloo929
      @joogaloo929 2 роки тому

      @@wsi3411 I hate you

    • @Stirling96
      @Stirling96 2 місяці тому

      I thought I was the only one who noticed it.

  • @bagelbite99
    @bagelbite99 4 роки тому +1631

    FEMA: calls Waffle House
    Waffle House: yes
    FEMA: Ayo u good
    Waffle House:naw
    FEMA:oh s**t

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +15

      @I'M Oᑎ craCk OH FUCK

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +7

      @I'M Oᑎ craCk GOSH DARN

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +6

      @I'M Oᑎ craCk OH ÆŒË

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +5

      @I'M Oᑎ craCk hhbbhyhbjjjdnjjwjsjsjjejjxhdhhwjdjdiickrmmskdkdkrkk$cmmfjjsjsssjdj (no joke I put my cat on my keyboard on purpose to write this)

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +4

      @I'M Oᑎ craCk bruh, happy New Years buuuuut
      HfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggcHfhfhdbrhhgggc

  • @za_wavbit
    @za_wavbit 2 роки тому +61

    35 Waffle Houses closed due to one hurricane in Florida. Not quite as dramatic as COVID, but still pretty terrifying by this index.

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas7073 5 років тому +76

    After a quick peek at the Schmidt Pain Index, the numbers only range from 1 to 4, and he did actually call the bullet ant sting a 4-plus.

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 4 роки тому

      that is indeed exactly what the video said

  • @snuurge
    @snuurge 6 років тому +402

    you forgot about Shreks, O' Nella.
    One shrek:the length of the movie

  • @fresh9530
    @fresh9530 4 роки тому +57

    4:01 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

  • @zenband1t
    @zenband1t Рік тому +6

    RIP Justin Schmidt!

  • @CarrowMind
    @CarrowMind 8 років тому +753

    Oh man, shame you didn't mention the most important, and craziest fact about the Schmidt pain index, not only did he test all the stings on himself, he used his _TONGUE_ as the source, and graded them not only on pain but on flavour!

    • @CarrowMind
      @CarrowMind 8 років тому +4

      Kadu Penuela I don't watch the podcast so how would I know that?

    • @ExtremeSportsFails
      @ExtremeSportsFails 8 років тому +7

      No false you just made that up

    • @twitterflop2146
      @twitterflop2146 7 років тому +5

      *flavor* there's not supposed to be a u in it

    • @kota7404
      @kota7404 7 років тому +18

      Hoa Leesh Thats for Americans

    • @polite_catfish8684
      @polite_catfish8684 7 років тому +6

      Hoa Leesh It Jesus Christ xD

  • @ramiroisram
    @ramiroisram 8 років тому +34

    this is probably my favorite youtube channel now, I love you sam

  • @grantwilliams2650
    @grantwilliams2650 7 років тому +67

    1:53 you will go far in life young man

  • @ezrajames6560
    @ezrajames6560 2 роки тому +4

    welp, Sam uploaded 1 so now we are all obliged to watch every other video he's ever made