Deformities That You Might Have
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get a pop filter before I do my next video. The more people point it out the more I notice how annoying it is.
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"Bell-Clapper Deformity"
Who ever named this was a genius
“Clapper”
Person writing name for deformity: *sees wifes Cheeks* person: oh i named It!
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now the real question: do you have it?
(i think I might, like 20% confidence)
yo incase you were wondering I have this and my nuts have but been twisted, I mean, maybe they have, but i havn't felt it and have been able to nut just fine.
both of my kidneys are fused together to make a slightly stronger kidney
Rip OP
If those shits get damaged then its game over
@@Angel-eu7pt definitely I have to be worried about that a good chunk of the timr
@@yesmann7204
Alrite man stay safe.
So you pee twice as powerful
Then u get a kidney transplant cuz u "missing"the other one
"Testicular torsion" is a fun magic spell that you can utter to cause every male in the vicinity to wince in phantom pain.
I’m feeling it through the screen
Nice try, but those were my decoy balls!
Woah hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PHANTOM WHAT?! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍VVVVVVVVVV
I used to think testicular torsion was like,the testicals like burning like acid or something
It’s less of those moms not being angels, and more of FASD being easier to cause. Recent research has shown that it can occur simply by drink during the time period that someone didn’t even know they were pregnant. That’s also why the percentage he gave seems so high, because recent studies have found that it’s much more common than originally thought. It’s also why it’s considered a spectrum disorder because the severity ranges so much.
to be fair if you drink alcohol immediately after getting creamed then you probably deserve the defective child
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Which is just more proof to me that alcohol isn't really that great for anyone. Backs up the results by the Lancet study, a multi decade long conclusion that no amount of alcohol is good for you, relative to heavy, ight and non-drinkers. It should be treated like junk food and respected for what it is, a neurotoxin. Society takes alcohol way too lightly. Not say they can't have it, just saying that the amount considered "responsible" is way too high.
@@vixxcelacea2778 that's very true. I love booze but it's an awful drug, with both chronic and acute toxic effects and the risks should be respected more and taken more seriously within wider culture. Its probably one of the most destructive widely used drugs, in no small part due to how socially acceptable it is. It's so much fun, but that's what makes it so insidious
But the first few weeks and months of pregnancy are vital to development and even seemingly insignificant things can cause big problems. For example, folic acid is extremely important for the formation of DNA within the first few weeks of development. If an adult woman is deficient in folic acid for a few weeks or months she might not even notice, but if she happens to get pregnant while deficient in folic acid during those critical weeks, likely before she even knows unless she was trying to conceive, it can have a devastating effect on the fetus. There's many other seemingly innocuous or low to mid risk things that can have severe effects if the fetus is exposed to it during a certain time frame, again often before one would be aware of an unplanned pregnancy (but of course not always), or have a far worse affect the earlier in the pregnancy the exposure was
I know this thanks to a doctor DRILLING into me how important folic acid supplements were for me while taking a medication that can cause folic acid deficiency despite my repeated reassurance I do not want children any time soon 😑 he almost seemed more concerned about that than anything else... totally not salty lol
My bf has it and you wouldn't be able to tell unless he told you...his face is normal, somethings though he struggles with but after help or explanation he's fine ! In fact somethings I struggle with and he'll help me or know somethings way better then I know of. He doesn't think he's good at math but I think he's way better at it then me lol 😆
**looks in the mirror**
Now that’s a huge deformity
Kermit no-
Kermit - bruh, I’m laughing way harder than I should😂😂😂
Good Lord
Yes
Me
My grandma knew a guy who ruptured his spleen in highschool when he was in surgery they found out he had four fully functional spleens
Alex Orth well at least he had backups.
backups are important !
I imagine the face of the surgeon :
"So, what are we supposed to do now ? "
"I have no idea John, this wasn't explained in the book."
"Well, I was paid to remove the damn thing and put a new one in its place so ...."
How TF does that happen?
how the hell did he have enough space inside his body cavity to fit that many spleens?
My partner has an accessory spleen, and she had a Splenectomy to remove the original spleen, and then she grew a whole new spleen from the accessory spleen. Which is my favorite
thing ever.
When the deformity saves you money
"Oh man, she DIY'd her own SPLEEN" -The doc
So the accessory is actually a backup? Does this mean that accessory spleen are a positive trait?
This reminds me of how my grandmother had to have her thyroid killed and it was done using a radioactive isotope (which is apparently normal) but then her thyroid grew back and it was fine again. Bodies are crazy.
@@lizard3755Absolutely insane
I have a 60 year old coworker and she has all her organs on the opposite side, at least 5 small spleens (not accessory spleens, just a bunch of slightly smaller spleens), and was born with an extra finger on each hands and showed me the surgery scars where they were before they were removed. she's a goddamn miracle of science and I love her...cool af
its not necessary to remove the extra fingers unless they're non functional. Also, cool that she has five mini spleens.
@@tungsten2009 the way she told was she was born with the extra digits and they were nonfunctional so they had removed them shortly after she was delivered.. she said they like shorter smaller pinky fingers sprouting out the sides of her palms, parallel to the thumbs. also I had the same reaction about the spleens too :)
@@ersatztheenfantterrible So basically like regular polydactyly where the extra fingers are little extras growing off the originals like Brussel sprouts, right?
p.s. The spleen stores oxygenated blood that the body can use when holding your breath or during swimming so I wonder if she has higher endurance/can hold her breath longer/better at sports.
@@tungsten2009yeah pretty much exactly like the standard development of polydactaly, she said the way her mom described them to her as having a very similar composition and texture as cartilage rather than bone I don't know for sure if the digits ever were confirmed to really have just been cartilage and she doesn't know either but yeah very crazy and cool.
@@ersatztheenfantterrible Cartilage? Interesting
“Have you ever tried to untangle headphones in a plastic bag? This is like that but sweatier” -only way doctors are allowed to describe that condition now.
Pablo_Frescobar1 oh Pablo :,)
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Imagine the poor guy that has all of these at once.
Must have happened at least 2 times
@@francisabernathy1587 you multiply all the probabilities
Death 13, Joe balls
I had a surgery with nuts TWICE in my life. (12and15 years).
Bruh you don't know the pain, the nerves go thru your stomach and every move hurts as hell.
Poor Steve
Was a kid at my school I didn’t like, not even a bully, just vain and uncaring for others. I pointed her out to my mom during a school picnic. Mom glances at her, states “fetal alcohol syndrome” and goes back for another bite of burger.
That’s how I learned the facial features of it.
a trait of FASD is low iq, which from what I’ve seen is less “you’re stupid” and more “you don’t get how to act around other people”. that’s why a lot of people with low IQs are kind of reckless/thoughtless around others and may even become criminals. maybe that’s why the kid was a dick
I dislocated my shoulder a few years back. They did an MRI at a later date to determine damage to the soft tissues and found that I had something called a “Buford Complex”. Basically, the tendon structure is different. It was described to me as a sort of “variant anatomy”. Thought that was interesting.
I like that phrasing, "variant anatomy." Kinda like, "Oh yeah, that? That's just another way it happens sometimes. Nbd."
literally built different
“I’m a doctor, not a cosmetologist”
This joke is under-appreciated
Andromides fr
uh your your gonna you're gonna you're
gonna you're gonna go far kid.
"Cosmologist" Not even remotely related fields, c'mon, man, this is the internet, it needs to be true or it's illegal...oh, wait...
I'm scared I think I might have one
STAR PURACHINUM
I have a deformity in my hips where they always lie.
Didnt know until I saw Shakira's,
Mine lie crooked.
I have dysplasia.
spidaminida shit got dark quick-
Mine are uneven
I have scoliosis
Gotta thank Shakira for that
Peppa ate my finger Nails I’m subscribing just because of that username
Fun fact: this video is where I learned about the Bell Clapper Deformity
2nd fun fact: This video is also how I learned I have the Bell Clapper Deformity
can you use your balls as those little catbells on shoes and stuff
Aberrant obturator arteries are another favorite of mine. It's basically where one of the arteries in your pelvis branches off of a place it doesn't normally branch off of. Doesn't cause any issues and you'd never know you had one unless you had surgery on the area. A couple of the cadavers in my anatomy lab back in med school had them so it ended up being a bonus question on our practical exam.
Situs inversus is also a fun one. I took care of an 8 year old boy that had it once. The first time his mom brought him to the doctor, they took a chest x-ray and everything was backwards, so the x-ray tech assumed she had made some kind of error and just went into the x-ray software and flipped the image horizontally to correct the "error". This may sound stupid, but it isn't when you consider that the statistical likelihood of making an error like that is actually much higher than the likelihood of having a patient with situs inversus. So the kid walked out of the doctor's office still without ever having any idea that all his organs were backwards, lol.
I had a girl in my health/gym class who seemingly proudly yelled “I have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!” and that has stuck with me for some time now
*Inspiration 100*
The main negative effect of fetal alcohol syndrome is a low IQ and general mental disabilities, so sounds like she perhaps does not really understand why having FASD isn't something to be proud of...
ERinaa it’s possible. Her biggest issue wasn’t really understanding work, it was understanding social implications and stuff of that sort. Compulsive liar and that sort.
Make more videos please
@@erinaa9486 you act like she should be ashamed, like she had any control over it or like it can be changed now.
The girl with the alcohol deformities literally looks like my cousin
I have something to tell you buddy
@@dec4dec oh shit
Yeahhhh about that...
@@dec4dec Did you respond to your own comment from a different account?...
Or maybe you're sister
Edit: No-one gonna correct me on the wrong "your"
My mom had an accessory spleen. When she was a kid, it was surgically removed. She proceeded to put it in a jar and made it her science fair project.
That was probably the most useful that it has been in her life 😂.
I have Type 1 Syndactyly, or webbing between my ring and index fingers up to the first knuckle. In laments terms, my hand looks ~5% more mitten-like than a normal hand.
How this happened is the more interesting part. Everyone has webbing between all of their fingers and toes during development in the womb. At some point during development, these extra cells decide they'd rather just fukin explode, so they do in a process called Apoptosis.
The cells that form the webbing on my hands basically decided that never letting me comfortably wear a glove was worth living for.
Can’t you get surgery?
@@antoy384 I can but why would I
@@antoy384 That's a lot of money, for a slight aesthetic benefit.
Do you swim more efficiently? lol
@@tungsten2009 I swam competitively all my life. It gave me next to no advantage because you keep your fingers closed to catch more water. That still applies to me since it's not up to my fingertips.
"You ever try to untangle a pair of earbuds through a plastic bag? This is like that but sweaty..."
Immediately subscribed
Tea & Book talks lmfao
That's what made me sub too xDD
Rey Mustayne lol I’m failing to see where he said it was?
Rey Mustayne
Surprise, people have different sense of humor than you
nooooo ur right its wet in there too
”i wouldn’t wanna be the guy with a backwards nutsack”
if you think that's bad, try being a girl with a nutsack 🙃
Donut's Memes we didn’t need to know that...
@@theo9706 we didn't need to know anything, we all die in the end. What's your point dipshit
🤣
@@SkylarsTerribleMemes wait-
My deformity is a missing right lung while I was in my mother's womb. It wasn't removed through surgery- the bronchi is small but it's there, in my right. My heart's moved a bit more to the right as well, and every time I carry a shoulder bag, I sling it over my right shoulder and don't feel exhausted at all LOL
Though there's more downsides, I'm alright
I know someone who has a similar condition
When I was 14 I found out I have a congenital heart defect, and when I was 19 I found out I have double reproductive organs. Both things pretty rare on their own and completely unrelated. Have never found any sort of underlying disorder that could’ve resulted in me having multiple birth defects
To add to this, one of my brothers also has multiple birth defects, but they are caused by a rare genetic disorder which I do NOT have
wait what do you mean you have double reproductive organs? Is this internal or is this like 4 balls or 2 vaginas (idk how woman work)
@@seva7500Women can have extra vaginas, uteri, and ovaries. It’s rare, but it does happen.
@@seva7500 GAPPY
@@seva7500I think OP means they have both internal reproductive systems (uterus, ovaries, testicles that never fully formed/dropped, etc.). The external part wouldn't be having both fully formed parts, but more of what's called "ambiguous genitalia", and there's a big spectrum of what that could look like.
But I think OP meant they just have the internal portion, the external part is fairly easy to notice and is sometimes sadly altered shortly after birth by the decision of the parents to raise the child as one sex or the other.
“Hey, you ever try to untangle a pair of headphones through a plastic bag?” Is one HELL of a way to explain testicular torsion
@@carmengogeidnas9670 do u have nuts? no. do we care that ur female? also no
@@carmengogeidnas9670 They happen if you don't sit right, I met some kid who was sitting in a awkward position in some concert and his balls where badly twisted, so he had surgery to untangle them. There was also some dude who was in his bicicleta and he fell from a high place and was wondering where his balls went, turns out they went up and he couldn't feel them.
@@carmengogeidnas9670 who asked. He just said it happens and you flip the conversation to that.
@@carmengogeidnas9670 we know but that kinda isnt what this thread is about
@@carmengogeidnas9670 Who cares, stop comparing
Imagine going to the hospital for nut pain and the doctors are just like: *"Yeah, you got twisty testicles"*
*Twisty testies*
Twisticles
Its not as fun as it sounds (:
Happened to me. Got felt up by 2 nurses though. Didn't exactly feel so good, though
I’m sorry...
You got the *T W I S T I E S*
Fun addition to this list! A Bifid nose. It's reasonably common but it affects so little of someone's day to day life that most people don't ever notice. It's where the cartilage in the nose isn't fused together, and is instead split down the middle. This can create a vertical dent in the ball of someone's nose, but in my case it's so mild that you only notice if you press a finger to my nose and feel the two halves bend separately.
I only thought to look up whether this was normal or not when I watched how to train your dragon and saw Stoick had a line down his nose but everyone else didn't. Lo and behold, Bifid nose.
I've got that and I never new it wasn't normal?! wtf
What!!!! I think i have it too
Hold on I think I have this
I felt along my nose and around where before the cartilage turns into bone there's a tiny little split
Huh. I never knew that was abnormal. I have it.
I have this. I think it looks kinda cute, even though it‘s a malformation.
My grandmother had a tumor in her thyroid so she had it removed. At some point, her thyroid grew back which they aren't supposed to do. The tumor also grew back and she still has them. Luckily I don't believe the tumor is cancerous and it hasn't posed any major health risks.
the Count
“the” was uttered 44 times in this video.
Y tho?
yes
thank you I was looking for a comment about just this!
@@-throat- ah shit ur.comment "yes" made me laugh loud .tnx
Throathead ✔️wow you're verified
Was just walking around in class and a fellow samonella fan pulled me to the side and pointed at a classmate and whispered.
*"He has FASD"*
You mean Sam O nella?
@Rogue Viper yes...the best classmates are poisoned classmates as they always say
Salmonella isn't poison tho
It's a bacteria
LOL
My brother has FASD (his bio mom was an alcoholic). Aside from physical characteristics, it also causes developmental disabilities and serious behavior problems. My brother is 25, but he acts more like a 16 year-old, and he's prone to reckless behavior, addictions, and poor financial decisions. He also has problems with being overly trustful of people who just want to screw him over. Not that I'm any better off, though - I'm autistic/ADHD and very, very mentally ill.
i have a deformity (at least i think it is). I can make my knees go super far back kinda like a goat. I thought this was normal too until i showed it to my friends. I love the reactions. It's either they're grossed out, or amazed.
You should look up ehlers-danlos syndrome
my bf can do that too!! and about the other comment about EDS, EDS is pretty fucking disabling so I think the guy would know if they had that lol
I was so worried about having backwards nuts that I went to the doctor. I was thankfully informed that girls don't have nuts 🙌🏻
thank god!
that would be pretty gay
When someone says to 'grow a pair' the best response is 'I did, they're so big I had to put them on my chest.'
Thats why girls dont pee
Pee is stored in the balls
Unless they're Thai.
Well, would you like some? I have a whole stock in the back.
running in gym. nuts: *clap *clap *clap *clap
I felt that aaaaa
It's called bell CLAPPER
congratulations, you have 69 likes. how do you feel?
@@sear9993 I feel accomplished
@@myxstery_ NOOOOOOOOO WHY 70?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This video may have saved one of my balls. Thanks to this video I know what testicular tortion is, so when I woke up in excruciating pain I immediately suspected testicular tortion. Went to the hospital and got it sorted out.
this just made me realise that a highschool friend i had almost certainly has FASD. she was always made fun of for being 'a bit slow', and she said it was because her mother told her that she (the friend) hit her head when she was little, and that was why. but she has literally every single feature of the FASD facial sign chart....
when my girlfriend told me she had an extra spleen I LOST my mind. Turns out it’s actually pretty common lol
Imagine having a girlfriend
BeardedDragon 21 lonely people trying to hide the pain be like
Imagine having a friend
How did she find out?
Ha I have three kidneys
My grandma's heart is on the right side of her chest and I have extra ribs
Still waiting on my invitation from the X-Men
What if I was hoping for that?
I have extra tail bone bones
Oh ya? Well i have 6 wisdom teeth instead of your pitiful 4.
Sounds like you come from a long line of inbreds
Strider 332 That must suck for you
I had Bell Clapper Deformity. I found out when i had a massive testicular tortion when i was 18 or 19. They managed to twist it back in its original position by hand (just in the nick of time), but they wanted to perform minor surgery to make sure there wasn't any minor tortion still in place. They found out that the bindings between the nuts and the sack were absent, and they had to manually stitch them together to prevent me from suffering future tortions.
Also, someone who has never suffered one can not comprehend how much it hurts. I would describe it as getting kicked in the nards by a muscular army guy, at full power, with steel boots, every time your heart beats. It's a pain you need to experience to understand, but i wouldn't wish it upon any man.
I’ve heavily felt this for almost all my life regarding substances in general. It really sucks living life when you can see some of the kids you go to school with come from parents who were or are abusing drugs
That first deformity with the flipped organs would be amazing if used in professional boxing or other combat sport. Hits to the "liver" wouldnt do anything.
Secret trick up the sleeve! :O
James Stone what pictures do you fucking want? You want him to send you a picture of his organs?
@@---ng7ke well duh, we wanna see some backwards guts!
backwards MRI would be cool for comparison though
Actually liver punches are banned in boxing so having this and going boxing could actually be a downside because how was he supposed to know that your liver was on the left instead of the right. and because most people are right handed it is likely that a right gut punch would happen sooner or later.
@@bobijameep1344 Damn
"Omg what a cute baby"
"Such a handsome lil boy"
"Stop drinking while pregnant you alcoholic bitch!"
Lel
+No fights why TF did you not say lol
I sadly have the third one and yes, i lost my left testicle at age 16, I woke up one day in agony not knowing why so we ofc went to a hospital, the doctors looked at my testicle which was very clearly rotated 180 degrees and said "that's not normal" gave me anti-biotics and said it'd be fine, a week later......everything was not fine, the pain got worse and there was even more swelling so we went back, after a quick MRI scan they informed me that if the scan was done immediately (which is was supposed to have been) there would have been a chance of recovering it, but sadly there was no chance of my left testicle being saved so i woke up an hour later feeling an odd lopsided-ness. (as a side note they have attached my remaining testicle securely so that this wont happen again)
Please if you ever feel lasting pain/discomfort in your body, consider getting it scanned just in case, last thing you want is to walk out with part of your body missing a week later.
When I got to high school, we also discussed FAS and the common characteristics of it.
That class made me realize that I had unknowingly met a LOT of sufferers of that particular condition during my time in middle school and elementary. Like, a WORRYING number of kids.
What makes me feel better about it though is that in recent studies it's have shown that most FAS cases happen when a mother drinks while unknowingly pregnant, pre baby bump.
“Being that we, as males, don’t often compare our scrotal dynamics with other men”
...um yeah, I totally don’t do that...
Oliver Payne oof 69 likes
Me and the boys:...........
No homo
I love how Sam is in his default smile while the other guy is super uncomforble
Thats gay
"Being that we, as males, don't often compare our scrotal dynamics with other men"
Smh, speak for yourself
U go
No homo
Yassuo/Moe can agree
WHAT😃THE😃HELL😃
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My ex-husband totally had FAS, and I didn't really make the distinction until we split up. But he had three younger brothers that he looked, uh, "different" from. Not as in he looked like the grocery delivery guy. The shape of his eyes, ears, mouth... And just after learning family history... It was a light bulb moment💡
You just reminded me of Fraggle Rock, I remember I watched it as a kid and it was such a fever dream, thank you for reminding me it exists
Why do people with FASD look like Oblivion's NPC
Cuz people can't animate
Lmfaoo
@@presidentofallfoodnice8113 Everyone at Bethesda has FASD, judging by their skills to produce games.
Because Surilie Bros. and Tamika's West Weald are too good to pass on.
that's fucked up xDDDDDDDDDD
one of the indicators of FASD is "small eye openings" but i'm pretty sure i'm just asian
em // azulah lmao
Check again, you've gotta be sure.
Hahahaha!
when asian peoples enter the chat
@Elite Noob send them this video with the timestamp, for where he starts talking about FASD, or just the diagram lmao.
Glad to know Sam brought testicular torsion in the forefront 6 years before the memes
thanks for giving my nightmares about the possibility of bell clapper deformity.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing what testicular torsion is, and I wish I did. Thanks I guess
As a guy its good to know about in case it ever happens tho
The Venture Brothers episode about it was one of the funniest things I'd seen on television at the time. It may or may not have been one of the first episodes I saw... so there could have been a mixture of WTF?!? all the time in there, too.
@@eagleswin2621 very true
Tomorrow, fter waking up, think that you never looked it up
here are some other fun ones: cerebellar tonsil herniation, iris melanoma and Harlequin-type ichthyosis.
This man has taught me more than 10+ years of school has.
*Edit; Oh my god it's an exaggeration, stop getting your panties in a twist in the comments and stop trying to deduce the state of my IQ from a fucking youtube comment.
You poor soul....
Are you in medical school or what?
Doubt it tbh
I mean the school system is bad but come on you jus didn’t pay attention if this is the case
@@wavvescsgo4378 with all due respect, fuck you. You can't assume jack shit about me or any other rando on the internet.
My kneecaps are melted together using a rusty blowtorch to make myself qualify in playing Ariel in The Little Mermaid.
Damn bro, my mum always told me she drank "a little" during her early pregnancy before she realised I was there, but I figured since I survived it everything turned out fine. Then you brought up that FASD symptom chart and I noticed I've got a pretty thin upper lip... but since that's about it I figure if I DO have it it'd be pretty mild, so I consider myself off the hook there.
You gave me quite a scare though, lol.
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My mom told me that she actually didn’t know she was pregnant with me at the time of her wedding,
I found pictures years later, right before, after, and during her wedding with a noticeable alcoholic beverage in her hand.
I haven’t seen my mom drink anything other than water and orange juice
Moms lying to you... They got married because she was pregnant. Lol
And that, BigPap1 83, is why you’re gay
Shit
I'd fact-check that if I were you lol
Just finished binge watching/listening to every video you've ever posted. Always on point brother made my work day go by smooth. Thank you
The Offspring reference threw me for a loop, because I have Gone Away cued up on my Spotify XD
I want situs inversus. Someone tries to stab me in the heart and then I just start uproariously laughing at them
Oh what a flex
I hate to be that guy, but if someone stabs you in the heart they'll probably puncture your lungs or the protective layer around the heart and you might still die 😬
@@arendwittmar4007 at least you get a extra second or so of life compared to your heart getting split in half
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAH- dies
@@demonetization6596 ah great an extra second of fucking pain
My mother's Irish, so I guess I'm lucky I came out with only a thin upper lip.
What's wrong with a thin upper lip anyway lol
@@S1mcard it is undesirable by some cultures.
@Logan Eades no you moron. Many latin cultures, east asian cultures, and others find larger lips desirable.
@@S1mcard it means you may have FASD. Did you even watch the video?
@@wzvy No, I man what's wrong having a thin upperlip- regardless of medical conditions
I was born without my wisdom teeth but just the upper ones and the lower ones grew in with no issues either. I hope future generations won’t have to deal with getting them removed. That’s one “defect” that might be beneficial.
So you were born without your wisdom teeth but they all grew in? What?
14 year olds adding each of these to their bios like they're thanos collecting the infinity stones:
Jokes on you, I'm already deformed in every way possible
epic gamer moment
epic down moment
Shame
Uh w?
Sameee
well this has been very telling and I should have a chat with my mother
Tell her I said hi
she said hi its been a while :/
WTF BOTH OF YOUR COMMENTS HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES
All of my features are opposite of what the chart says. B)
AxisAmazing t
Love the FASD segment where they always use a picture of basically my cousin.
I know an even rarer deformity but it's actually a syndrome. About six months ago I was diagnosed with this thing called KSS that started because I had a foot that was completely numb and painful after a back surgery. The obvious idea was that somehow the back surgery had touched a nerve or something that had damaged the situation in my foot. I ended up having two biopsies and turns out I had a genetic syndrome that's known as a mitochondrial myopathy where my brain is deleting its mtdna. This is really funny stuff. So within a couple years I'm going to go blind, have to have a pacemaker put in, lose my hearing and have my muscles deplete to the point where I am pretty much helpless. Lol😊. The strongest odds are that I'll have a cardio block and be forced to leave this planet earlier than I had arranged for. Early check out kind of thing.😅. I forgot about the rareness of it. It's either 10 people or 100 people in a million. Because of that not much has been done to try to find a cure so all they can do is try to fix each symptom as it shows up. Normally that's a pacemaker and an eye surgery in the first year or so. It's a fun time for all! By the way I'm wearing a cardiac monitor at this very moment. 😁
I don't know how to reply to this but I want to show you I read your comment and I with you good luck, so I hope my bundle of words didn't offend you in any way, good luck
Wow that's intense. Uh, I wish you quality of life? Yeah.
Hate to hear this, mate. Praying for you.
Everybody reading this: 😦
You: 😁
But all seriousness tho, hope you are the exception and things gets better
SamOnella helping us plan for the future!
I have bell clapper deformity, it runs in the family. my testicular torsion happened last year and let me tell you, it is one of the worst pains i’ve ever experienced.
What does bell clapper deformity look like?
How can you tell?
Same. It hurts so much!
as a rule, I don't check out my fam's junk. to each his own, though.
I had an ovarian torsion when I was 3 months pregnant with my youngest. The pain was mind bending.
Thanks now I’m absolutely terrified cuz i have it
The testicular torsion bit had me wincing... and I'm a WOMAN
umm lets just say i was lucky lucky that i still have both
That's me when I found out back in the day chainsaws were invented to assist women with childbirth in some instances. As a man, I have never been happier to have been born in the 21rst century
I'm up at 2 am rn and now can't fall asleep soundly knowing my balls can twist so hard that they literally die
@@imjusttrin9900 Same bro, now I'm so paranoid about it
I mean, imagine the tubes twisting around and you have a pretty good idea
Crazy that 6 years after you dropped this video, it helped me discover my bell clapper testes
"don't get your balls in a twist" I DIED LAUGHING
*M 🅾️ R E 🅾️ F A T W I S T*
Are you an elderly coconut? or a Senor coconut?
James Clark
Yes
Yes to being an elderly coconut? or a senor coconut? (Senior) is old and above the age of 60. (Senor) is the spanish word for man, for example saying senor Louis would be the same as saying Mr.Louis in english. Which one are you saying yes to?
James Clark i think that he is saying yes to both of them.
I had testicular torsion. Let’s say. I wish I didn’t have testicular torsion.
im so scared of having it, i mean, i feel my balls inside my sack moving around a little
name doesn't check out
@@superaids2876 moving testicles gang
I wish I did have it.
I'm a trans man. I just wish I had nuts, even if it does come with severe pain.
@@BleachedBlackSocks well you wouldn't because sometimes your nuts die and need to be removed
Oh hey thanks for coming in my recommend after 6 years
😂 the stick figure with the look of horror while yours has just a pleasant “no big deal” smile made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to wake up my kid lol
"Deformaties you might have"
Google when you search any symptom be like
Searched up mouth pain, got oral cancer as a result
@КR4 MΛΤΗΞШ why the hell are you brushing too hard lol😂😂
@КR4 MΛΤΗΞШ lol
I can't believe no one in the replies recognizes you
Woooo! Bigfoot!!
4:52 "Face of person who has FASD"
"Underdeveloped jaw"
Leafy ...
The chin means nothing. It the actual shallowness of the jaw that's telling.
Leafy's chin is small because he breathes through his mouth. Look it up it causes facial deformities
makes sense since her parents are and been drug addicts
Unpolitically Correct I was just about to comment that 😂😂💀
Clean not necessarily propably could be caused by bad teeth position or jaw trauma that stunted it ,if you look at slot of people the teeth positioning is very telling
“Bell clapper deformity” is the funniest scientific term I’ve ever heard
Huh so that weird pain I get is because my testicles decide *"Its pretzel time"*
The Complainer it doesn’t hurt for me, so I have to feel my balls every now and then.
@@JulzGein_ i had to go to the ER because of my balls twisting
My nuts are fucking unanchored.
@@JulzGein_ i feel my balls because my fucking retarded kids keep twisting them when i tell them to touch them fucking idiots
I once got scared in PE because I couldn’t find one of my testicles
I actually, recantly learned that I have accessory spleen. It feels kind a funny to know that you have something weird inside you and you don't even know.
The even more interesting part of this video is reading the comments from people with their own unique deformities. Can't say that I have any, aside from the fact that I'm flat footed and need orthotics in my shoes. Not that rare I'm sure but I can barely walk without them, a problem that my mam, who is also flat footed, doesn't have. When we went on holidays once, I brought the wrong shoes, which didn't have my orthotics. After only a day of walking around, I had huge cuts and blisters down the sides of my whole feet because of how they were rubbing against the inside of my shoe, plus, my ankles were in pieces. Luckily, my brother was arriving the next day and he brought them with him. Two years later and I still have huge, thick calluses down the whole sides of my feet.
I have one called big brain
waterhead
i have one called "retard" idk what that is but i agree
@@samzou6255 its a simplified way of saying Libertarian
Hey! I have the exact opposite of that!
Same, it's too big for my skull so its falling out
That’s actually how I found out I have fasd... I was like “Mom, do I have FASD..” “honey I think we need to have a talk.”
"dear, i love you but i also love wine"
*Weird music is heard*
@@Abyssaracnis hardy hardy
@@lilyliao9521 4 guys in suits dancing whilst carrying a coffin appear in the Distance
im lucky to have a muslim mother
I saw thus video 7 years ago. At 3:17 that stupid joke has been stuck in my head for years... YEARS I TELL YOU!!
wow!
I’ve seen this video so many times and every single time he talks about Bell clapper deformity and especially testicular torsion I always hold My testicles
Underdeveloped jaw. Uh oh Leafy....
smooth "philtrum" as well...
Christopher Thompson epicanthal folds
Small eye openings, although he claims to be half asian so maybe not...
+gircakes But see, maybe that's why he says he's asian? If he's not really?
😂😂😂
Me: haha these deformities are stupid there’s no way I’ll have any
Sam: *starts talking about how balls aren’t supposed to be able to move around*
Me: oh shit
Ye why they do that gotta put em on a leash
I’m so paranoid of twisting my balls
But every guy that I’ve been with had balls that moved around... I’m confused
Aquarius Amethyst yea I ain’t sure if I have it or not
If it turns alot in the right and left THEN you have it
Sometimes when i need motivation in the morning i rewatch these videos for the 30th time
The two spleens chattin with one another was the most hilarious shet I've seen in a while
I literally know a pair of mirror twins. They have opposite features and one has their organs on the opposite side. Watching this makes me realise that's some crazy ass odds!
And yet I’ve only ever found 3 shiny Pokémon, all of which are useless in one way or another
slothi my mom isn’t a twin, but her organs are mirrored
Wait that means either me or my twin has mirrored organs
I'm a teacher. I have one child in my class that clearly has FAS. I went to my principal about this... Because I discovered that my student's siblings (all 4 of them) ALSO have FAS, meaning their mother has drank enough during each of her pregnancies to cause FAS to be present in all of her children. I went to my principal about possibly hotlining, but apparently we can't do anything. All of these poor kids have learning difficulties. The younger brother is pretty low developmentally. Needless to say, I was and still am pretty upset over it.
Edit: To those saying the report should have been made to DFS regardless, it already was done some time prior to me being hired there. That's why nothing could be done- there was an investigation that already took place for the reason stated above and the children were found to be in a loving home with no abuse/neglect. It's frustrating, I know, that their actual conception/development in utero was not monitored better, but the kids are cared for with mom after birth, so there's no reason for them to be removed from the home. Mom's done having kids now, too, so I'm sure DFS made it a none-issue to focus on other, more intense cases. This one is certainly not the worst I've seen during my, now, 4 years...
How isn't that considered child abuse?
@@primo4915 No clue. I teach in a very impoverished area, though, so perhaps it's just one of those things... 😔 They are loved- that much is evident, so I guess everything else is just dealt with, considering the fact that our area of the state is low on foster families as is.
L lmao
@@Zelkata FR
@@Zelkata yeah, ik I can't imagine how hard it is to have fetal alcohol syndrome like you do.
*bold of you to assume I am not the deformity*
Dude, my existence is probably a entire deformity
"deformities you might have"
*.01 of people have this deformity*
Ps1 Hagrid there is a difference between disease and deformity, imbecile.
K I'll edit it
Ps1 Hagrid 10% of the whole population is still alot
I mean statistically like 1.2 of us could.... not likely tho but possible lol
B0SSMxN305 .01% of the whole population lol
I have bell clapper deformity and I got the testicle twisties and the only reason I didn’t lose my right nut is because I knew to go to the hospital because of this video.
My right nut thanks you, Sam.
edit (1/2/23): im currently in the hospital because i had another one in my left nut this time and im getting surgery to fix this stupid deformity.
God dayum
Wow, same here :)
Holy shit hope you feel better dude
I’m so sorry for your balls.
hope ur doing well dude
I have a thin upper lip but no other facial features and my parents always just mentioned FASD to me but never explained anything else, so that’s cool. But tbh whatever . I’m from Russia so my biological mom probably drank a shit load of vodka when she had me trying to self abort but I’m still here just a little fucked up which is kinda fun ngl
"Don't get your balls in a twist" is one of, if not the funniest joke in this video
I was born with a tear duct in my neck. Not visible by naked eye. It leaks a thicker, clear, spit-like fluid when I cry or sweat!
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread would be badass, but it doesn't spray. Unfortunately it just leaks inconveniently
Ew😂
bruh
Is it in the front, the back? The side?
Projectile necc
One of the other fifth grade teachers had the first one. He’s awesome. Yet he used to get in trouble for putting his hand on his right side of the chest instead of the left.
Imagine knowing your heart is on the right side and no one believes you so you get in trouble for putting your hand on your heart
@@callmeanon660 imagine being a teacher who gets in shit for putting your hand over the wrong side
What the hell
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Damn how do you get in trouble for that?
Nice vid!! Did ja call your channel sam o nella cos it sounds like salmonella? The captions thought it was 'salmonella' lawl I'm just curious