Was I the only one who already knew that Sontarans did the deed via probic vents? Does that mean every time someone hits the Sontaran there, they're unknowingly engaging in BDSM? Poor Donna and Dan.
It's funny cos all my spanish friend has been talking about these last few days is c*ck and ball torture. I told him about sontarans and he finds it v funny
It all started several decades ago. I have asked my friend to teach me English. She said:"You love sci-fi, isn't it so?" and we watched Doctor Who on VHS in English, we were listening, translating, and I was writing down all what she told me. Now I am 78, honored doctor of medicine, published writer, beloved husband, father, uncle and grandfather, and I am now here, spending my morning by listening to this incredible and unbelievable video. Thank you, this is like a fever dream, food poisoning nightmares or deep life changing psychedelic experience.
That denouncement from the Master to Moriarty was the comic's writer Scott Gray's way of showing how much he considers Professor Moriarty "a rubbish villain" as he was quite annoyed of how the Master was being compared to Moriarty. Character Assassin was in his own words: "stemmed from a simple, personal desire: I wanted to see the Master kick Moriarty's ass."
Not done yet Davis! In the big finish Cyberman series, one of the main characters is nearly taken over by the Cybermen and it's only through a makeout session that they're able to hold it off and stay emotional. Not kidding.
Ah yes, Cyberman Series 1 Episode 3: Conversion. Bloody good series, but then again, basically everything that Big Finish does with the Cybermen is bloody good.
YES THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SONTARAN ONE! Is hitting them on the vent not just smashing their testicles? PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING ARROWS INTO THE TESTICLES OF SONTARANS Also inbreeding would explain the design differences. Just saying...
9:51 Hey that's not fair on the Master! He's not just a discount Moriarty... He's also a C tier Bond Villain. And a diet devil. And a Tony Blair parody. Tbf Missy was basically Andrew Scott's Moriarty when she first appeared.
Interesting fact about Handles. He must have been uploaded to the tardis at some point cause I did a tour of the tardis set after series 9 at the doctor who experience and the tardis runs off the Handles 2.0 operating system. I would post a picture of it if I could but alas, the youtube comment section won't allow it.
@@bluehero-96 Yeah, I hope once Smith gets to the age where they need to pull him from Trenzalore for multi-doctor stories they let him bring Handles along to give him some more time
I found something broke canon worthy: The Doctor is responsible for the atomic bomb. He helped correct Bohr's notes to ensure that the bomb will be created. It's from a short Trip story "Come Friendly Bombs"
@@gsam2021 A Time Lord voodoo cult that loves to offend their fellow Time Lords, allowing other species to join, killing an earlier version of themselves in an initiation ritual, that sort of thing.
5 Matt Smiths, coming at you; what do you do...? (Rick Sanchez voice) GANG-BA***************************************************************************************************G!
So exploiting a Sontaran's _"weak spot"_ by hitting them on the back of the neck, is the equivalent to kicking a man in the balls? And some of the bastards might be into it? theyr not suppsoed to be comedic >:(
@@nightowl8477 Oh man I can't wait to reveal my Doctor Falls essay, where I spend 10 minutes analysing the "is it wrong?"gag the Master makes. That's not even joke. That's in the script already.
My fact got used! This is great! And I do love some Victorian villains Martian tripods will always be cool. Let’s hope we get a straw sex scene next season
can you do a video on the doctor's constantly changing opinions? like for example one time he says he doesn't like museums, then all of a sudden 11 smugly travels to them to keep score
There's a difference between the Master and Moriarty though. Conan the Doylarian literally introduced Moriarty for one story just to kill Holmes because he wanted to stop writing the series and move on. Then he changed his mind and decided to restart the series (something you can do when the whole this is the reflection of past events described by Watson) and thus had scope to write more Moriarty stories.
So I get this has been absolutely done to death, but I’d love to see a video of you ranking the doctors, ranking the intros would be cool too. I always find your opinions really interesting and your reasoning really in depth. This was a great video.
Just a quick one, you've made a number of references over these videos to Quick Reads books being for kids, but they weren't. Quite the opposite, they were aimed at being easy-to-read books for adults with poor literacy skills. Now, I agree that some of the books interpreted this as 'write them as if they're for kids' (i.e. Magic of the Angels and that Krillatane one) but I actually think I Am A Dalek comes closest to what the range was meant to be.
@@SamyulDavis Yeah they definitely got worse and more infantalised as time went on but I can't stay mad at them because they gave Uncle Terry his chance to write his final couple of Doctor Who stories.
Missy also defeated a lot of fictional villains to attempt to take over the Land of Fiction in The Wonderful Witch Of Oz. One of my favourite books of 2021, with me kinda guessing the "twist" about the new companion in the story early on, just due to all the hints they gave for them.
Yeah, I really liked that one too. It was a fun story and gave Team TARDIS a good amount of personality compared to on-screen, with plenty of references for fans as well.
None that I can recall. In fact he generally acts more calm in classic who so my theory is that after the incident with the tempered schism, the drums subsided (or at least calmed down to a point where the master could cope) and then after the time war they intensified.
@@EditedAF987 maybe the war awakened it, it was technically a time war decision, so maybe classic Who is us watching the uninterrupted timeline for some things
@@SamyulDavis maybe in his original body and mind it was never there, and when they resurrected him for the time war the timelord council implanted the memories of it being the tempered schism in him to shift blame from rassolon
This isn't the only time the Master has stumbled into the Land of Fiction. She's also visited a lot more recently, met Thirteen and generally had a much better time than the first visit.
Spoilers for Legend of the Cybermen Legend of the Cybermen does address that real people can become fictional in the land of fiction didnt it? Heck it’s to the point where. Zoe creates her own fictional version to guide the Doctor around
The War of the Worlds tripods were a classy move by the Master but personally if I were him I would've summoned Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and and The Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, And Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan (wrestler personas count as fiction I think)
Considering like a bunch of victorian villains were sorta turned into the Destiny HERO yugioh cards, the Master basically went fucked up the Destiny Heroes, I think thats kinda rad
Becoming a hybrid you say?
Tegan's the Hybrid.
Was I the only one who already knew that Sontarans did the deed via probic vents?
Does that mean every time someone hits the Sontaran there, they're unknowingly engaging in BDSM? Poor Donna and Dan.
Also, remember when Maria's mum drove her high heel into the back of a Sontaran's probic vent in the Sarah Jane Adventures?
It's funny cos all my spanish friend has been talking about these last few days is c*ck and ball torture.
I told him about sontarans and he finds it v funny
Now I'm gonna WOK you off
What a way to go out. Which story is that from?
@@Chubby_Bub The Last Sontaran
Sil. Is canonically as Bulbasaur. There's no joke here, he just is.
why does this sound familiar
Doing all the Sil facts depends entirely on if I have enough self esteem to keep myself from buying the devil seeds dvd
@@SamyulDavis don’t recommend it mate
It all started several decades ago. I have asked my friend to teach me English. She said:"You love sci-fi, isn't it so?" and we watched Doctor Who on VHS in English, we were listening, translating, and I was writing down all what she told me. Now I am 78, honored doctor of medicine, published writer, beloved husband, father, uncle and grandfather, and I am now here, spending my morning by listening to this incredible and unbelievable video.
Thank you, this is like a fever dream, food poisoning nightmares or deep life changing psychedelic experience.
That denouncement from the Master to Moriarty was the comic's writer Scott Gray's way of showing how much he considers Professor Moriarty "a rubbish villain" as he was quite annoyed of how the Master was being compared to Moriarty. Character Assassin was in his own words: "stemmed from a simple, personal desire: I wanted to see the Master kick Moriarty's ass."
If Moriarty is a person in the Doctor who universe could the master thief Arsène Lupin also be a person in Doctor who canon
@@The_Blue_Otaku Potentially, yes.
Though that raises the question, does Sherlock Holmes coexist with Herlock Sholmes?
Not done yet Davis!
In the big finish Cyberman series, one of the main characters is nearly taken over by the Cybermen and it's only through a makeout session that they're able to hold it off and stay emotional.
Not kidding.
Ah yes, Cyberman Series 1 Episode 3: Conversion.
Bloody good series, but then again, basically everything that Big Finish does with the Cybermen is bloody good.
That scene was uncomfortable to listen to.
that makes sense in a really strange and somewhat disturbing sort of way.
YES THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SONTARAN ONE! Is hitting them on the vent not just smashing their testicles? PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING ARROWS INTO THE TESTICLES OF SONTARANS
Also inbreeding would explain the design differences. Just saying...
Now this is the content that led to you being shortlisted in the Whovian Choice Awards! Potato bonking and pervy daleks!
Oh yeah! thanks for pointing this out to me
@@SamyulDavis Honestly hope you win. Loved your series from the very beginning, it brings levity to an otherwise very...passionate...community. :)
9:51 Hey that's not fair on the Master! He's not just a discount Moriarty... He's also a C tier Bond Villain. And a diet devil. And a Tony Blair parody.
Tbf Missy was basically Andrew Scott's Moriarty when she first appeared.
This is truly the Heaven Sent of Broke Canon.
I checked and the breasts are willing to forgive you because you're a great person and very entertaining. I'm happy to follow their lead.
NEW BROKE CANNON LETS GOOO
Interesting fact about Handles. He must have been uploaded to the tardis at some point cause I did a tour of the tardis set after series 9 at the doctor who experience and the tardis runs off the Handles 2.0 operating system. I would post a picture of it if I could but alas, the youtube comment section won't allow it.
My email is samyuldavis@gmail.com! Please send, that sounds great
Handles lives? Now this franchise has no flaws
I really wish we had Handles introduced in Nightmare in Silver instead of the same episode where he died.
@@bluehero-96 Yeah, I hope once Smith gets to the age where they need to pull him from Trenzalore for multi-doctor stories they let him bring Handles along to give him some more time
I found something broke canon worthy: The Doctor is responsible for the atomic bomb. He helped correct Bohr's notes to ensure that the bomb will be created.
It's from a short Trip story "Come Friendly Bombs"
Only when broke cannon confirms continuity between videos can we cover Faction Paradox.
It is the only summoning of media a'cursed.
What's faction paradox
@@gsam2021 A Time Lord voodoo cult that loves to offend their fellow Time Lords, allowing other species to join, killing an earlier version of themselves in an initiation ritual, that sort of thing.
@@gsam2021*laughs maniacally*
I really like your channel, I consider it the best❤️
5 Matt Smiths, coming at you; what do you do...?
(Rick Sanchez voice) GANG-BA***************************************************************************************************G!
So exploiting a Sontaran's _"weak spot"_ by hitting them on the back of the neck, is the equivalent to kicking a man in the balls? And some of the bastards might be into it?
theyr not suppsoed to be comedic >:(
Time Warrior evidently had a lot more knob gags than we realised
@@thevacuumofcomments2946 - one of those intelligent stories where you notice a new (penis-related) layer to it every time.
It's Moffatsonian, really.
@@nightowl8477 Oh man I can't wait to reveal my Doctor Falls essay, where I spend 10 minutes analysing the "is it wrong?"gag the Master makes.
That's not even joke. That's in the script already.
All Roads lead to Faction Paradox, especially the sordid ones.
My fact got used! This is great! And I do love some Victorian villains Martian tripods will always be cool. Let’s hope we get a straw sex scene next season
I DID NOT expect that to be how you used the clip lmao
Using footage from Numberer1's Schlock YTP was an excellent move.
4:52 Why does that remind me of the ending to Tetsuo: The Iron Man... *_Shudder_*
I actually got I am a dalek off my shelf and went to page 11. All I can say is, Roberts is a very strange man.
can you do a video on the doctor's constantly changing opinions? like for example one time he says he doesn't like museums, then all of a sudden 11 smugly travels to them to keep score
13 says she loves and hates conspiracies in the same series haha
4:02 - 4:16 This is just the plot of Ninja Sex Party's 6969, how even the fuck
This is the content I come here for!
Teagan is the hybrid
There's a difference between the Master and Moriarty though. Conan the Doylarian literally introduced Moriarty for one story just to kill Holmes because he wanted to stop writing the series and move on.
Then he changed his mind and decided to restart the series (something you can do when the whole this is the reflection of past events described by Watson) and thus had scope to write more Moriarty stories.
Sontarans using their probic vent for sex has the same weird implications as the Na'vi from Avatar using their hair
My 9th grade self is positively squeeing at to knowledge that Wholock was real at some point in the Whoniverse.
Are Sontarans just a big sailor love joke? Oh God.
So I get this has been absolutely done to death, but I’d love to see a video of you ranking the doctors, ranking the intros would be cool too. I always find your opinions really interesting and your reasoning really in depth. This was a great video.
I'll be doing a week of these listings soon! I'll probably keep it to Doctors, Writers & Power Levelling
I can’t with this fucking franchise 😭😭
Does this mean Dan committed CBT in flux episode 2?
Good episode
Just a quick one, you've made a number of references over these videos to Quick Reads books being for kids, but they weren't. Quite the opposite, they were aimed at being easy-to-read books for adults with poor literacy skills. Now, I agree that some of the books interpreted this as 'write them as if they're for kids' (i.e. Magic of the Angels and that Krillatane one) but I actually think I Am A Dalek comes closest to what the range was meant to be.
Ah, fair enough. I think the later ones coloured it for me. Never read the quick reads when they first came out.
@@SamyulDavis Yeah they definitely got worse and more infantalised as time went on but I can't stay mad at them because they gave Uncle Terry his chance to write his final couple of Doctor Who stories.
I read the Silurians and it’s completely worth it for Baby Silurian and the Myrca.
Missy also defeated a lot of fictional villains to attempt to take over the Land of Fiction in The Wonderful Witch Of Oz. One of my favourite books of 2021, with me kinda guessing the "twist" about the new companion in the story early on, just due to all the hints they gave for them.
Yeah, I really liked that one too. It was a fun story and gave Team TARDIS a good amount of personality compared to on-screen, with plenty of references for fans as well.
@@Chubby_Bub A surprising amount of Classic Who references, which was fun.
Is the sound of drums in the masters head something made up for new who or was there any examples of old masters haveing it too.
None that I can recall. In fact he generally acts more calm in classic who so my theory is that after the incident with the tempered schism, the drums subsided (or at least calmed down to a point where the master could cope) and then after the time war they intensified.
@@EditedAF987 maybe the war awakened it, it was technically a time war decision, so maybe classic Who is us watching the uninterrupted timeline for some things
@@SamyulDavis maybe in his original body and mind it was never there, and when they resurrected him for the time war the timelord council implanted the memories of it being the tempered schism in him to shift blame from rassolon
Time cöck......proof that everything is possible in doctor who universe.
The master took some tie out of the time war, a year or two I think, to grow grapes and make wine, The war Master 1.03 big finish
Very sad theres no mention of the first doctor not having a prostate here smh
Faction Paradox is closing in on you... ;}P>
This isn't the only time the Master has stumbled into the Land of Fiction. She's also visited a lot more recently, met Thirteen and generally had a much better time than the first visit.
You know that the master wants to do a villain team up.
Spoilers for Legend of the Cybermen
Legend of the Cybermen does address that real people can become fictional in the land of fiction didnt it? Heck it’s to the point where. Zoe creates her own fictional version to guide the Doctor around
Everything up to 5:04 was the worst thing I've ever seen. Why must those things be canon...
I blame Groberts.
The War of the Worlds tripods were a classy move by the Master but personally if I were him I would've summoned Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and and The Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, And Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan (wrestler personas count as fiction I think)
You have described Ready Player One
@@SamyulDavis Sam... have you *not heard* The Ultimate Showdown?
The Book of the War looks brilliant but it is so difficult to get hold of a copy
Pdfs are your friend
@@SamyulDavis I couldn't find one last time I searched but I shall have another go
What about the time the Master thought the Doctor slept with his former student?
For once in my life I actually knew the stuff from fact number 2 😅
It's ok, we forgive you. It's Gareth Roberts and his misogyny that cannot be forgiven
Poor Bruce
Considering like a bunch of victorian villains were sorta turned into the Destiny HERO yugioh cards, the Master basically went fucked up the Destiny Heroes, I think thats kinda rad
I have *never* made that connection, holy hell
You've done another sex episode but still not mentioned the doctor's junk being in the show at 15:19 in The Lodger >:(
7:28 dude should have kept it, could have meta crisised a conrad, or whatever beta ten named himself.
Tbf he doesn’t have any more regenerations so there’d probably be no point in keeping it
This is why I didn't become sexuologist, nor andrologist or gynecologist...
NEW BROKE CANON :))))
What the fuck did I just watch.
the master's thing gross.have you read i Alister is about the Inferno Brigader.
wheres my disklike button
C E N S O R S H I P
The dislike button has become fictional just like Sherlock Holmes