DAZ WATCHES CRAZIEST PAGEANT MOM

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  • @nethermindd9705
    @nethermindd9705 3 роки тому +3343

    pageants are so disturbing to me. “suck in that stomach” “I look at the beauty of the child, not the shape of the child”. who in their right mind says something like that to a CHILD or about a CHILD. she’s just a kid. she shouldn’t have to worry about “sucking in” or whether or not the judges think she’s beautiful. she’s gorgeous, she should be running outside playing, inside doing puzzles and just being a kid.

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 роки тому +46

      Sadly there are alot of parents like her.

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 3 роки тому +17

      HoneyDewCosplay
      Exactly, it should be friends happiness and toys not this insanity

    • @hannahking3491
      @hannahking3491 3 роки тому +25

      Pageants are baits for pedos honestly so she best watch what she dresses her kid in

    • @scareeecrowww
      @scareeecrowww 3 роки тому +8

      Most underrated comment to date
      Well said my dude 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 3 роки тому +9

      I'm completely on your side, however sometimes we have to suck in and "stand tall" to look better on stage, But it shouldn't be to look skinnier it should be to look taller.

  • @red_4545
    @red_4545 3 роки тому +740

    “Slenderman has a daughter and she’s in a nail salon”
    creppypasta: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @Peskyybee
    @Peskyybee Рік тому +738

    As soon as the girl said “I’ve been practicing sucking in my stomach” I was in horror. That is a recipe for an eating disorder

    • @samgeorgewhitler
      @samgeorgewhitler 4 місяці тому +21

      i was told i am to fat and such from people in my class. just because i was a bit pudgy i was 6 pounds overweight. i started sucking in my stomach, eating less and less. i endet up in hospital with a weight of 75 pounds at the height of around 5 to 6 foot. i am a male and you could see every bone in my body. i then went to therapy and started eating slowly more and more that was when i was 16. i am now 21 and weigh about 168 pounds. i am now healthier then ever and i also started ignoring people and even cutting them out of my life like i dont need this shit. and my favorite snack went from a whole ass cucumber to chocolate chip cookies. i gotta say falling does not hurt badly anymore

    • @SiriusBlack-rm3fc
      @SiriusBlack-rm3fc 3 місяці тому

      when?

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 3 місяці тому

      And even before that the gate. Like wow.

    • @amyhudson2842
      @amyhudson2842 Місяць тому

      I literally started crying when she said that. I got told this at 8 yo too

    • @kellyng2548
      @kellyng2548 17 днів тому

      ballet core 😢

  • @Moonroon
    @Moonroon Рік тому +519

    my father used to guilt us when we bought a small toy worth £5, i can’t imagine how this poor girl feels..

    • @rrspeedysweetslmao786
      @rrspeedysweetslmao786 Рік тому +1

      This little kid is a ungrateful b*tch I feel sorry for the mom

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 3 місяці тому +5

      Depends on if he had the money to do it. If he wasn't paid alot and you just threw it outside or in a toy box and didn't play with it anyway.. I totally could understand him. If he had money and you actually enjoyed the toy until it completely broke. I understand you. But with kids... I kind of know which one is more likely what happened.

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 3 місяці тому

      N not even guilt usually just ranting abt raised prices n stuff

    • @Everyb0dys_f00l
      @Everyb0dys_f00l Місяць тому

      ​@@NelehLove9313 they said nothing about "throwing it outside" or "throwing it in a toy box", just that their father bought a $5 toy and they'd be guilted for it. Nothing understandable or "depends" about that.

  • @majdsuleiman8321
    @majdsuleiman8321 3 роки тому +522

    I feel sad for this little girl .. her mom is toxic and that's gonna affect her badly

    • @CuckooPint
      @CuckooPint 3 роки тому +3

      Already happened to my ex- friend Elizabeth

  • @chilli3672
    @chilli3672 2 роки тому +5314

    This genuinely made me cry…I am 22 and just realized at my age that my eating disorder is because of my mom commenting on my weight relentlessly. I can’t begin to imagine what those poor girls went through

    • @eclipseschannel6559
      @eclipseschannel6559 2 роки тому +234

      I'm sorry. You've probably heard this too many times, but things will get better. You're 22 and hopefully have moved out. Eat some small meals all through the day.
      Even if it's a bite of a cereal bar or something.
      You can do this and you'll get through it. I promise.

    • @BriannaShephard04
      @BriannaShephard04 2 роки тому +57

      @@eclipseschannel6559 Agreed

    • @karlydunow8710
      @karlydunow8710 2 роки тому +91

      I’m 33 n I STILL have insecurities because of my ma that turned into eating disorders. I still struggle to this day.

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w 2 роки тому +21

      mhm same:(so sorry tho hope ur ok

    • @redrokirumba3772
      @redrokirumba3772 2 роки тому +25

      @@karlydunow8710 You've got this :) Every little bite counts 💛

  • @joshnolan6643
    @joshnolan6643 Рік тому +133

    As someone with an ED, thankyou soo much for talking out about the damage this is doing. It is horrific that the parents even think this is okay.

    • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
      @littlepumpkinbearxxx 11 днів тому

      Pageanting should be BANNED in every country and every state and should be viewed as a felony to force your child to partake in an illegal pageant.

  • @youtr4ee
    @youtr4ee Рік тому +176

    "Well now her spirit can cut cheese without a knife" made me laugh too hard

  • @thenecromancer5007
    @thenecromancer5007 3 роки тому +7206

    “And this was my retirement money.” Wow this mom REALLY wants her kid to feel terrible about herself.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 3 роки тому +224

      And yet they force them to wear dresses and think that being pretty is the most important thing?

    • @lmao6821
      @lmao6821 3 роки тому +85

      @@megansmith5884 Say it again for the ones at the back🤚🏽

    • @quesedillaburbur2520
      @quesedillaburbur2520 3 роки тому +51

      I hate moms sometimes. The child should decide to do this or not.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 3 роки тому +41

      @@quesedillaburbur2520 I agree. It puts so much stress on the poor children.

    • @genna6216
      @genna6216 3 роки тому +6

      I-
      I thought that was n-normal

  • @TheCrystalBoat
    @TheCrystalBoat 2 роки тому +3326

    The mum is like "WE eat better, WE go running" while doing fuck all lmao

    • @catgirlok80
      @catgirlok80 2 роки тому +7

      @Panda Pup haha 😂

    • @a.ham_antha7454
      @a.ham_antha7454 2 роки тому +21

      i think it goes back to the moms trying to live the pageant life through their kids and its unfair for the kid ://

    • @muahmuahkisskiss6821
      @muahmuahkisskiss6821 2 роки тому +8

      Literally my mum though. She just sits there while me and my brother do all her taxes lmao

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 2 роки тому +6

      @@muahmuahkisskiss6821 dang!!

    • @serenityx3159
      @serenityx3159 2 роки тому +5

      @@muahmuahkisskiss6821 you know how to do taxes 👩🏽‍🦱 lucky

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom Рік тому +111

    As someone who's parents not only encouraged but inspired my discorded eating it's really nice to see a father of a daughter stand against all of that. I'm so happy for her future, it's a tiny bit of healing along my journey. Thanks for being an awesome person I can depend on to cheer me up.

  • @ShaneSmithDesign
    @ShaneSmithDesign Рік тому +135

    14:31
    "what's the matter with the- UHHAYR"

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 3 місяці тому +4

      HhhshahhhhahAHAHHAHHAHAHHAGA😊

    • @BigMacWhopper
      @BigMacWhopper 2 місяці тому +4

      I hadn’t even gotten that far in the vid yet but I needed to see what you were talking about 😂

  • @hunleytheguineapig312
    @hunleytheguineapig312 3 роки тому +5175

    This is how kids gain insecurities, eating disorders, depression, and eventually end up in a psychiatric hospital with anorexia. They are being judged by how "pretty" they are at 7-8 years old, and if they don't win then they get thoughts like "i lost cause im ugly" and "im not worth anything". They get insecurities sooo freaking early and worry about how skinny they are when they should be worried that they will get caught in hide and seek while playing outside with their friends! Pageants for young children are terrible and lead the kids into a lifetime of depression and problems. Please never put your child into a pageant ever...

    • @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304
      @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 3 роки тому +26

      @@chanelye9485 Don't listen to them! I may not know you but I know that you are worth so much! Never stop loving yourself and don't listen to those stupid human beings! Keep your head up and show them that you are the Boss of your life and that you don't care about their useless opinions💙

    • @chanelye9485
      @chanelye9485 3 роки тому +16

      @@BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 thanx for ur support

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 роки тому +8

      All true but the parents are still awful.

    • @tbhc415
      @tbhc415 3 роки тому

      okay snowflake

    • @ellac223
      @ellac223 3 роки тому +3

      it’s not that deep

  • @_JustSomeDude_
    @_JustSomeDude_ 3 роки тому +2142

    “Hold up the dresses, which is weight”
    They aren’t wearing body armour, calm down.

    • @orangeystudios2070
      @orangeystudios2070 3 роки тому +32

      She says it like the dresses are chainmail or some crap 😄

    • @papercat_morningteeth1137
      @papercat_morningteeth1137 3 роки тому +17

      Maybe the dresses are made of diamond and that’s why it costs so much

    • @cubbygamer5246
      @cubbygamer5246 3 роки тому +6

      I thought the dresses were gas

    • @riyanhaysabel954
      @riyanhaysabel954 3 роки тому +13

      some pageant dresses can actually b heavy, especially for a young girl like her

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere 3 роки тому +21

      being a pageant kid growing up,depending on the dress ofc,they can be very heavy especially for someone of her size. I never really had to much trouble holding them but thats just because I was,and still am,a really big kid and all of the other pageant girls,and guys, where very "dainty".

  • @berfindari8088
    @berfindari8088 Рік тому +79

    The way he said ' if my daughter did that I will take Her FEET away " made me luaghing

  • @yaseralsaab3945
    @yaseralsaab3945 Рік тому +30

    12:44 that cry had me literally tearing up from laughter 😂😂😂

  • @ab8ndon
    @ab8ndon 3 роки тому +2043

    this world is horrible, as a child this is heartbreaking, an 8 year old is being taught and being raised to be so self absorbed. its sad truly. its unfortunate shes already having to live up the societys unrealistic standards. it really is heartbreaking. no child, or anyone as a matter of face should have to feel like they have to live up to society's standards. everyone is beautiful how they are.. its truly saddening
    edit: sorry this is so repetitive i was tired when i made this😀☝️

    • @allisonbrookkkk
      @allisonbrookkkk 3 роки тому +48

      my mom did it to me and i can’t stand her for it, sometimes i catch myself being rude to people and entitled and it’s like it’s just became a part of me. not to mention the whole “watching what you eat” yea my mom would only let me eat one bowl of fruit a day and workout for 2 hours in the 5 days leading up to pageants

    • @ab8ndon
      @ab8ndon 3 роки тому +31

      @@allisonbrookkkk im really sorry that happened to you doll, youre perfect the way you are, truly!

    • @TRIlKURRDURR
      @TRIlKURRDURR 3 роки тому +16

      I agree with your comment, pageants are so putrid and revolting that they should all be shut down.

    • @water8934
      @water8934 3 роки тому +3

      huh

    • @cathymchugh3806
      @cathymchugh3806 3 роки тому +4

      we get it you said sad and trly 4 time xx no hate

  • @NorthofSmoke
    @NorthofSmoke 3 роки тому +7083

    I love the fact that the mom said "I'm taking a break from pagents" like SHE was doing them....

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 3 роки тому +203

      Absolutely it shows how its not really the childs interest

    • @NorthofSmoke
      @NorthofSmoke 3 роки тому +82

      @@informationyes yes she just made the child or more so trained her to think that she does

    • @lardnar9268
      @lardnar9268 3 роки тому +24

      I actually know a grown woman who participates in beauty pageants-

    • @NorthofSmoke
      @NorthofSmoke 3 роки тому +48

      @@lardnar9268 see it's one thing if SHE is doing it which good for her but it's when her kid does it and the mom acts like she is doing it

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 3 роки тому +26

      My mom says "were quitting pageants if you don't win" and I'm like... you're not the one doing them so you don't get to choose if I quit... ofc I don't say that to her face

  • @aRaccB
    @aRaccB Рік тому +29

    11:15 the amount of sass and rage- I was not prepared

  • @mattiejanewalker7875
    @mattiejanewalker7875 Рік тому +27

    Can we just give Daz a hand for the amount of love and care he has for his daughter whike still being an influencer? Caring about her health while he’s losing weight and still using discipline and great care for her? What an amazing dad. What a great example for today’s generation Daz. I will forever be a fan of yours. ❤ 👏🏻

  • @_xxkittiixx_
    @_xxkittiixx_ 3 роки тому +7767

    Daz's Daughter: *gives him sass*
    Daz: "THATS IT YOUVE LOST FEET PRIVILEGES!"

  • @pirateprincess1997
    @pirateprincess1997 3 роки тому +549

    The mom could’ve just went to claires and got her the fake press on nails for little girls

    • @mech3384
      @mech3384 3 роки тому +35

      ikr, now Shian out here looking like lady dimitrescu-

    • @youreweird4253
      @youreweird4253 3 роки тому +5

      exactly what u thought

    • @katie-ut8en
      @katie-ut8en 3 роки тому +14

      or target like seriously the dumb mother. and 11,500 dollars on dresses? my mum doesn’t even spend $500 in 1 month for me and my sister 🧐

    • @Baba2Fine
      @Baba2Fine 3 роки тому +2

      @@katie-ut8en yea, except food tho

    • @ellieb333
      @ellieb333 3 роки тому +5

      @@Baba2Fine not even food we spend like 100 for food a month for the entire household. Once its gone, you have to wait till next month.

  • @Psychoplantic
    @Psychoplantic Рік тому +537

    “I’d take her iPad away her iPhone her AirPods and her pc and also her feet I would take her feet away she would have to crawl to school”
    -Daz games 2022

  • @Peterparker43284
    @Peterparker43284 Рік тому +71

    Oh my god snot came out of my nose
    "There are kids waking up in the world and theyve just discovered they have no FUCKING HEAD"
    LMFAO

  • @lxzy_stxrmie5245
    @lxzy_stxrmie5245 3 роки тому +4546

    Daz: "If my daughter spoke to me like that I'd take away her-"
    Me: "Her life."

  • @jessicaharper6585
    @jessicaharper6585 3 роки тому +382

    When the daughter said she’d pay to fix the gate if she won money, my heart legit broke. Because her mother is so into pageantry and spending everything on pageant dresses, she’s letting other far more important things go by the wayside.

    • @sapphirelynn821
      @sapphirelynn821 3 роки тому +24

      I would also guess the mom probably mentioned to the daughter that it would be good to use the winning money towards the gate. Make it seem like its a good idea and a smart thing for her to do when really the moms just trying to cover her ass cause she’s irresponsible with her money.

  • @psychedelicblueberry8080
    @psychedelicblueberry8080 8 місяців тому +12

    I love when Daz makes himself laugh. His laugh is so contagious

  • @philzas_crow
    @philzas_crow 2 роки тому +29

    15:49 ... That must be so confusing for a little girl..

    • @philzas_crow
      @philzas_crow 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/_epVgBDPBOg/v-deo.html

  • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
    @iluvurmumdotexe9344 3 роки тому +7827

    “It’s basically like throwing kids in an arena and telling them to fight for who’s prettier” Basically Pageants in a nutshell. Daz is so right like ALL the time

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 3 роки тому +8

      Ya

    • @speedydrury_1
      @speedydrury_1 3 роки тому +76

      The hunger games pagent addition

    • @evgeniajposiko455
      @evgeniajposiko455 3 роки тому +8

      You sound like those people that say "like" all the time but in a good way or in the right way.

    • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
      @iluvurmumdotexe9344 3 роки тому +9

      @@evgeniajposiko455 I do, like, every time I speak. I don’t know if I use it correctly but I do say it a lot.

    • @dislikeroftheinternet5499
      @dislikeroftheinternet5499 3 роки тому +1

      Not all pageants are like that

  • @holdmysprite6056
    @holdmysprite6056 3 роки тому +1059

    When I was 8 I didn't EVER worry about how I looked. I personally feel like pageants are a form of abuse as it can cause children to be insecure or feel like they aren't pretty enough. No kid that is put in pageants really has a choice and it's quite sad really. They go up on stage to show off their beauty so adults can judge them... it's kinda creepy to be completely honest. It's teaching kids that they need to be pretty to make money and that isn't true. Pageants should be for kids above the age of 16, so that they can have a choice and already know that beauty isn't the only way to win in life.

    • @Emma-dp8lh
      @Emma-dp8lh 3 роки тому +18

      my friend went in a pageant once and she is fine,she wasnt crazy about it like this lady tho. she wanted to do it herself. she was old enoguh to decide and it was her idea, so i get what you mean if ur talking about young young kids who dont have a choice, but my friend said it was fun. im not suppoarting these crazy obsessed pageant moms tho

    • @holdmysprite6056
      @holdmysprite6056 3 роки тому +19

      @@Emma-dp8lh yeah, I think it's good if they're old enough to make the choice themselves :)

    • @dieguismama2330
      @dieguismama2330 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, you're a woman you'll have the REST of your life to worry about it. I grew up in a farm and had no concept of gender anything it was so freeing, just playing with animals and be free to explore your innocence. I grew up to be quite girly, by my own choice. Let kids be kids.

    • @thatpangirl2297
      @thatpangirl2297 3 роки тому

      I’ve been worrying about how I look for as long as I can remember. So since I was 3

    • @lee_aveittome
      @lee_aveittome 3 роки тому

      @@Emma-dp8lh i think Op means more so parents who make theor young children do it all the time and who makes the childs life revolve around pageants. Obv doing it once and while wont hurt

  • @naan000
    @naan000 Рік тому +21

    2:02 that typical "mystic indian riff~" at the start had me rolling my eyes so hard

  • @islaouko
    @islaouko 3 місяці тому +8

    8:16 little did he know this would be a famous clip years later 💪💪

  • @finn7877
    @finn7877 2 роки тому +1450

    8:04 the literal *perfect* example of emotional abuse. "I worked so hard to get money to buy this for you and now it's gone" love that for me

    • @thepainfuljournee
      @thepainfuljournee Рік тому +1

      I also hate when parents bring up the bare minimum.. "I put a roof over your head, food in your stomach, clothes on your back and I take you to the doctors." That is your job!! We didn't ask to be born. That's why I'm glad to see Gen Z and Millennials breaking the generational curse cycle... but this pageant mom is your typical Boomer

    • @MeyersFamily15
      @MeyersFamily15 Рік тому +4

      Ye

    • @marisol5743
      @marisol5743 4 місяці тому +1

      That my mom too me

  • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
    @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 роки тому +249

    This should qualify as abuse. That little girl doesn't deserve to be treated like some sort of dream-catcher for her mother's failed dreams.

    • @hannahking3491
      @hannahking3491 3 роки тому +4

      She's also letting her kid run off when in America people lost their mind quicker than their car keys and kidnap kids

    • @mysticnoobgaming
      @mysticnoobgaming 3 роки тому +5

      i agree. no kid should have to deal with this

  • @S4yd3-0n-p4wz
    @S4yd3-0n-p4wz 3 місяці тому +5

    "I think I'm a good comedian"
    U ARE ONE.

  • @professorpennies
    @professorpennies 3 роки тому +2682

    "I've grown up into what can only be described as a, um, sausage patty."

    • @nathanpreston8
      @nathanpreston8 3 роки тому +17

      Nice

    • @sohnjakrivenski4242
      @sohnjakrivenski4242 3 роки тому +34

      Lol
      Daz Is Absolutely My Favorite UA-camr Out There
      His Personality Humility Kindness
      Down To Earth And Of Course G
      His Sense Of Humour Just Make For A Good Watch Every Show

    • @gwynithjohnson3750
      @gwynithjohnson3750 3 роки тому +12

      Same here same energy

    • @korda3770
      @korda3770 3 роки тому +10

      When I tell u I read that at the same time he said it 😭

    • @professorpennies
      @professorpennies 3 роки тому +4

      @@korda3770 that happens to me alll the timeee

  • @notit9501
    @notit9501 2 роки тому +2742

    Pagenting is literally showing kids to a bunch of people so that they can tell them if they are pretty or not. They take these kids and sometimes even put them in sexualized outfits/routines/characters and then put them in front of people and say, "yes, that's good, we've done good, my child is happy!". No, your child is just that, A CHILD. They are children, not adults, and they shouldn't be competing over who's "prettier" or "thinner". The fact that this pagent called it "petite division" also has be feeling extremely gross, "hey, come look at skinny young girls in expensive dresses and girdles and corsets and tons of makeup and judge them!"
    Nasty stuff.

    • @sedoniadragotta8323
      @sedoniadragotta8323 2 роки тому +83

      It's run by pedophies

    • @RomyRavenna
      @RomyRavenna 2 роки тому +50

      @@sedoniadragotta8323 that's what I wanted to say. It is exactly that disgusting pedophiles in the audience and behind the "show"

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred 2 роки тому +28

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is how pedophiles get turned on, instead of kidnapping kids off the street.

    • @nathanschmidtke5901
      @nathanschmidtke5901 2 роки тому +15

      @@Cheddar_Shred well I mean it’s a bit better then

    • @jacklee7178
      @jacklee7178 2 роки тому +24

      Couldn’t have put it better myself

  • @Macie.749
    @Macie.749 Місяць тому +3

    A BOULDER WITH ARMS😭😭😭

  • @hollyn9649
    @hollyn9649 9 місяців тому +5

    “Side Rant” has become my favorite new phrase!! I get so excited when Daz says that!!!

  • @ninjadoggo8658
    @ninjadoggo8658 3 роки тому +954

    Daz is the best parent ever. As soon as he said he’ll take away her daughter’s feet away I knew her daughter must be a lucky person

  • @niamhm179
    @niamhm179 2 роки тому +1330

    oh god… “i’ve been sucking in my stomach” that poor girl was so proud of herself it’s obvious she’s been taught that weight should be as low as possible

    • @SistaKhandie
      @SistaKhandie 2 роки тому +27

      That’s exactly why she ends up looking like a damn stick.

    • @baldie_mm2.
      @baldie_mm2. 2 роки тому +5

      LOL

    • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
      @littlepumpkinbearxxx Рік тому +19

      The fact that some children think that that is how u get accepted in society! Its sad how our society has created this standard

    • @Saturn.gachaa
      @Saturn.gachaa Рік тому +8

      Fax, it hurts me to see little kids feel that they need to be skinny to be “beautiful” or “handsome” it’s just wrong.. my heart goes out to them.❤

    • @shayr007
      @shayr007 Рік тому +2

      exactly, when I was in preschool from age 4-5 I would suck in my stomach every day, especially during preschool. when I started kindergarten it got worse, I ended up being diagnosed with arfid as well as other eating disorders at age 7. ive struggled my whole life with my body due to the society I grew up with, body image is talked about a lot more nowadays and its getting worse, im about to be 19 and I still have arfid, its something I probably won't overcome due to having the symptoms and signs since I was a baby but nobody really thought much of it until I had completely stopped eating when I was 7.

  • @AJisdum
    @AJisdum Рік тому +13

    4:17 Looking good Daz

  • @rossbowskill2339
    @rossbowskill2339 7 місяців тому +6

    “They have to hold up their dresses, which is weight”
    *grabs popcorn to await daz’s reply*

  • @tiahnalorin9167
    @tiahnalorin9167 2 роки тому +4013

    Daz: "When I was a kid, I was lucky if I finished a race. If I came last, I was so happy, because it meant I actually finished it." 👏🏻😁
    That's the attitude every child should have! I love it Daz! ❤️💯

    • @Elijahboi
      @Elijahboi 2 роки тому +33

      this should be a t-shirt quote not even kidding it is so good and inspiring

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu 2 роки тому +22

      I came third when I was in primary, now I just don’t run cause I developed asthma ;-;

    • @DiaMai
      @DiaMai 2 роки тому +13

      @@Buried_Blu I’m sorry about that asthma isn’t the greatest thing to have

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu 2 роки тому +7

      @@DiaMai ah, don’t feel bad- it’s a hereditary thing

    • @thisguy6426
      @thisguy6426 2 роки тому +2

      As soon as I started reading this he said it lol

  • @jemzwi
    @jemzwi 3 роки тому +3581

    “There are kids waking up in the world right now and they just discovered they’ve got no f*cking head!” Im laughing so hard

  • @kaelahbaldwin41
    @kaelahbaldwin41 11 місяців тому +4

    5:57 just yes this is hilarious I love his sarcasm 😂

  • @ViolettSanchez-ld4pu
    @ViolettSanchez-ld4pu Місяць тому +2

    I SPAT MY TEA OUT ABOUT 10 TIMES DURING THIS😭

  • @JacobKealohi
    @JacobKealohi 3 роки тому +200

    "She's holding enough cash to not only fix your fence but your attitude."
    Okay, that's a good one.

  • @dudeman1983
    @dudeman1983 3 роки тому +375

    Daughter: misbehaves
    Daz: you just lost feet privileges

  • @acting.earthling
    @acting.earthling Місяць тому +3

    daz’s acting skills on top rn

  • @ChrysBlackwell
    @ChrysBlackwell Місяць тому +2

    Me, an adult, who has nails to help me not bite my nails, realizing that I know my nail beds aren’t great. SHES A BABY

  • @crimsonmage3758
    @crimsonmage3758 3 роки тому +296

    Pageants are just the hunger games for beauty obsessed people

  • @beezuz7479
    @beezuz7479 3 роки тому +511

    His fake crying got me laughing so hard.

  • @idonthaveone60
    @idonthaveone60 15 днів тому +1

    15:31 i was dying here, the little oink sounding thing was what really got me. 💀

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Рік тому +2

    5:50 DAZ YOU ARE KILLING ME 🤣I fricken love all your rants

  • @The_Official_Opp
    @The_Official_Opp 3 роки тому +227

    When she said that she’s been practicing sucking in her stomach it literally broke me

    • @willowharkness853
      @willowharkness853 3 роки тому +28

      LIKE SERIOUSLY. We do NOT need to be teaching our children this shit.

    • @The_Official_Opp
      @The_Official_Opp 3 роки тому +12

      @@willowharkness853 I 100% agree with you

    • @purevanilla716
      @purevanilla716 3 роки тому +8

      Literally, like the beauty standard is already really hard to please and kinda unrealistic (I sound so dumb saying that)
      and the fact that it’s leaking into how kids feel about themselves is horrible

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 3 роки тому +1

      @@purevanilla716 You don't sound dumb saying that. The opposite, actually.

    • @poixses_
      @poixses_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@purevanilla716 nah thats all facts

  • @diorzz
    @diorzz 3 роки тому +3454

    Fun fact: Those little waving cats have different colors and gold means wealth.

    • @EthanTucky16
      @EthanTucky16 3 роки тому +97

      Yes I've heard of this I think the brown and white is the best one out of them all

    • @Ghostguitarist93
      @Ghostguitarist93 3 роки тому +166

      Yes this is true white colour is to get good luck and overall good fortune, while black is to ward off evil, red is for good health and pink is for romance not sure about the others

    • @irishhamiltonmemes6748
      @irishhamiltonmemes6748 3 роки тому +79

      I LOVE WAVING CATS

    • @becca_rose_x
      @becca_rose_x 3 роки тому +32

      So if it’s for wealth, where is all my money then?😂haha I honestly don’t believe in any of those superstitious sort of things😂

    • @Ghostguitarist93
      @Ghostguitarist93 3 роки тому +13

      @@becca_rose_x same way mine is on bills and taxes 😂

  • @keotheghost
    @keotheghost Рік тому +4

    19:37 like those “fun runs” u had to do in school and the track is like a mile long- and u have to run for like 4 hours- like- tf. imagine an orange, a normal sized orange, with baby carrots for legs, and toothpick arms. now imagine that orange, running around a skillet pan for 4 hours. like that would be so depressing- that was me running in the “fun run”

  • @user-ny5ik6wt2f
    @user-ny5ik6wt2f 5 місяців тому +2

    'I don't thing your daughter will run on stage and tackle a buffalo'
    AHAHA

  • @elainanish9431
    @elainanish9431 3 роки тому +508

    In regards to the kid being like "I practiced sucking in my stomach" that left me gravely concerned. I'm into 3 years of recovery from an 8 year long eating disorder and that's the type of behavior I started out with. Sucking in my stomach while looking in the mirror imagining what I could look like if I didn't keep any of my food down. I've only met one girl who has done pageantry and it was through an inpatient hospital and she had severe anorexia. Pageantry churns out insecure children who turn into even more insecure teenagers who gain their control through food. They should be shut down, not only because its extremely creepy for a bunch of adults to rate children's appearances, but also how dangerous it can be for young girls and their mental health. Women are more than their bodies, and that should be taught more rather than rewarding girls for being thin and wearing massively expensive clothing. You'll never see a little chubby kid accepted into a pageant

    • @kristlecasey9506
      @kristlecasey9506 3 роки тому +11

      Well we had a chubby Queen once but she was the only one running at the school.

    • @stellastargazer1972
      @stellastargazer1972 3 роки тому +15

      Preach it girl, Preach!! Pageants should be stopped!!

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 3 роки тому +13

      I agree, I'm happy for you that your doing better, thank you for putting this out there everyone needs to know what that leads to. I feel bad for these kids this poor girl will probably have emotional problems etc years from now pageants need to be eliminated

    • @Shayza81
      @Shayza81 3 роки тому +10

      When that girl said that line my heart sunk to my stomach

    • @ayishakate7276
      @ayishakate7276 3 роки тому +3

      Gurrrrrrl 🙌💅

  • @somefellow7440
    @somefellow7440 3 роки тому +204

    "I'd take her feet away" he said that so seriously, I'm sobbing

  • @Mason_dcamp
    @Mason_dcamp 9 днів тому +2

    8:16 help I had a laughing fit watching this 😭

  • @karinaf8537
    @karinaf8537 10 місяців тому +3

    Daz: "The playstation free" (3)

  • @AbsolutelyAmel
    @AbsolutelyAmel 3 роки тому +1883

    Daz's "COME ON" do be sounding more and more like Gordon Ramsay with each of these videos 😂😂😂✌🏻👌🏻
    edit: omg thank you guys 🥺 I never had 1k likes. Stay safe
    and don't microwave your salads you doughnuts 🦇

    • @livclarkmusic
      @livclarkmusic 3 роки тому +14

      I can't unhear this now 😂😂

    • @rachelcoyle4355
      @rachelcoyle4355 3 роки тому +15

      He could replace Everytime he says "come on" with a clip of Gordan and we would be none the wiser

    • @julip_
      @julip_ 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you! I knew I wasn’t the only one hearing that😂🙏

    • @Nemo-wq9nd
      @Nemo-wq9nd 3 роки тому +5

      Omg I was about to comment the same thing!!!!

    • @eminem1110
      @eminem1110 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed

  • @thebananaperson3807
    @thebananaperson3807 2 роки тому +536

    I love how he goes “SIDE RANT!” and talks about something we all complain about 😂

  • @qprJamesqpr
    @qprJamesqpr Рік тому +5

    Am I the only one who continuously just watches all of daz’s videos? 🤣

  • @JuliaRead-kl6sm
    @JuliaRead-kl6sm 7 днів тому +1

    “ hi Sharon, is this Bermuda grass” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redanaj3585
    @redanaj3585 3 роки тому +3489

    No one:
    Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal

    • @ashleypetrini4627
      @ashleypetrini4627 3 роки тому +66

      The best part is how he was more concerned with ruining his stomach than his throat.

    • @Sonicbladez
      @Sonicbladez 2 роки тому +21

      No One:
      Nobody ever:
      You:
      "No one:
      Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal"

    • @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh
      @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh 2 роки тому +9

      @@Sonicbladez lmfaoooooo

    • @n0_fuks_togive_326
      @n0_fuks_togive_326 2 роки тому +16

      Daz: you can’t really hit your kid now a-days can?
      My mom: 😅

    • @jessicalayla9066
      @jessicalayla9066 2 роки тому +3

      @@Sonicbladez no

  • @xAnarchRadiostar
    @xAnarchRadiostar 3 роки тому +416

    Fun fact: That little cat is called "The Fortune Cat" and it is for good luck, but its purpose to obtain wealth through the luck of business since Asian cultures surround life around work and various businesses.

    • @alexh1p623
      @alexh1p623 3 роки тому +5

      Daz would nail it at comic con if he goes 💯

  • @Kingofkaiju13
    @Kingofkaiju13 11 днів тому +1

    Daz: SIDE RANT
    me: instantly focuses up

  • @joshstarck2269
    @joshstarck2269 3 роки тому +318

    The fence is gonna fall on someone and they sue her then she’ll be like
    “I don’t got the money but here’s a dress love”
    LAMO

    • @teddybearkiller5271
      @teddybearkiller5271 3 роки тому

      Love your profile picture, Long horse always makes me happy. :)

  • @satan1575
    @satan1575 2 роки тому +362

    “Slender man has a daughter and she’s in the nail salon”
    Quote of the night/day

  • @Masontheman558
    @Masontheman558 8 місяців тому +2

    8:05 is me when my brother eats my food

  • @IdkWhatToNameMyself6991
    @IdkWhatToNameMyself6991 3 місяці тому +2

    6:18 this woman’s talent is definitely not grammar.

  • @savannarosecouperbarnett677
    @savannarosecouperbarnett677 3 роки тому +627

    I think pageants are disgusting, a way of fetishising children and a way for the mothers to do what they wanted as kids. That poor girl would probably be doing anything else if she could but her mind is so spoilt to be perfect for her mother’s wishes and dreams..

    • @savannarosecouperbarnett677
      @savannarosecouperbarnett677 3 роки тому +13

      @Malone Jackson nah yeah I wanted to do that shit too but it wasn’t popular in my country and now that I’m grown up it just seems like what I said… it’s just my view on it soz

    • @freya-louise8805
      @freya-louise8805 3 роки тому +4

      @Malone Jackson thats great and I'm happy you got to do something you enjoy. Unfortunately its just such a small minority of kids that do pageants that actually want to it just makes it an overall toxic thing. Its a shame

    • @Starchie28
      @Starchie28 3 роки тому +3

      Daz has the platform and the voice to speak out in protest against these typed of pageants. I think if he expressed his opinion further he could possibly encourage opposition and awareness in protection of these young girls.

  • @lola1971
    @lola1971 2 роки тому +334

    “I’m practicing sucking in my stomach” I’m heartbroken. She was 8, she’s not even gonna live a childhood without worrying about her body. That is horrible :(

  • @acaciahuey2979
    @acaciahuey2979 Рік тому +6

    the way the smile faded from my face so fast when she said “i practiced sucking in my stomach”…

  • @-SaltyDuck-
    @-SaltyDuck- 9 місяців тому +1

    "Slenderman has a daughter and she's I a nail salon"
    That got me 💀

  • @flamewhale5491
    @flamewhale5491 3 роки тому +470

    “I want a million pounds rn”
    “No sorry we can’t do that”
    “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  • @internetmaggot
    @internetmaggot 3 роки тому +382

    I can tell that Daz is literally the best father ever, if you were his kid he’d make sure your mental health and your self esteem was high and that you felt good about yourself :,)

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 3 роки тому +4

      I love your Karl PFP!

    • @ducksnaf8844
      @ducksnaf8844 3 роки тому +1

      Are those kurt cobain glasses

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot 3 роки тому +1

      @@stupididiot2759 thank you!!

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot 3 роки тому +2

      @@ducksnaf8844 uh idk what those look like but usually ppl call them georgenotfound goggles or clout glasses

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 3 роки тому +1

      @@internetmaggot it's okay us Karl fans gotta stick together, also I agree 100% with what you wrote!

  • @nerdy4902
    @nerdy4902 Місяць тому +1

    We need merch that says "SIDE RANT" cause you go on so many and it's my favorite quote aside from "mensware" 😂

  • @user-hg8qe2cg4r
    @user-hg8qe2cg4r 5 місяців тому +1

    Every kid deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a kid.

  • @maya-kd3rm
    @maya-kd3rm 3 роки тому +861

    Who in their right mind thought “oh yeah let’s put children on stage in wigs and makeup against their will and judge them based on how they look”. Ridiculous honestly. I hope these pageants become less and less in the future !

    • @obama2070
      @obama2070 2 роки тому +21

      ikr!!! it's like shoving a mirror in front of someone's face and saying "this is you, "fix it" or i'll disown you"

    • @lolac8399
      @lolac8399 2 роки тому +8

      I agree 100% but this is funny because I do Irish dancing and we all have to get spray tanned and wear heavy ass dresses, makeup and get judged (on dancing) but I totally agree. Haha

    • @katieparry8292
      @katieparry8292 2 роки тому +11

      I feel like it was done in the past so grown ass men could chose their child bride and it just evolved from there

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 2 роки тому +2

      @@lolac8399 a SPRAY TAN for IRISH DANCING? I’ve done clog dancing in the past (Dutch) and that sort of stuff was super banned.
      Wear traditional clothes, clogs and traditional hairstyles (braids pinned with mirrors). Makeup was allowed following traditional standards of modesty (no heavy foundation/highlight/lashes).
      What’s the point of a pale person not looking pale as fuck with IRISH DANCING. Sorry if this comes off rude it just absolutely baffles me. That’s the place to be pale second to an albino convention.

    • @gotlandstjej
      @gotlandstjej 2 роки тому +5

      Why dosn't twiter try to cancel this i meen they try to cancel people bc of opinions

  • @ChipiesNGuac
    @ChipiesNGuac 3 роки тому +344

    “Ugh this dress is my whole paycheck..but it’s all for you” 🙄. Terrible parent, making the child feel bad for something YOU encourage her to do…make it make sense

  • @maddieholden218
    @maddieholden218 2 роки тому +2

    these videos always make me burst out laughing! Love how honest daz is! So funny

  • @alyssamooney4691
    @alyssamooney4691 Рік тому +1

    Love daz's reaction to the mankei neko

  • @haileybetancourt4115
    @haileybetancourt4115 3 роки тому +653

    “There are kids in the world waking up and discovering they have no head” -Daz 2021

    • @paigewilliams5857
      @paigewilliams5857 3 роки тому +5

      Came to the comments for this

    • @itsnikkisan
      @itsnikkisan 3 роки тому +13

      I cracked up when he said that. Like what ..!

    • @Jezidka
      @Jezidka 3 роки тому +7

      I had to go back cause I thought I heard him wrong....nope.

    • @pixelwolf9828
      @pixelwolf9828 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @IvanBias24
      @IvanBias24 3 роки тому +1

      wtf does that even mean LOL

  • @linasastqr
    @linasastqr 2 роки тому +769

    I truly hate when parents tell their children straight up how expensive they are. It just makes the kid feel like they cant do anything right and that all they do is make life harder for people. Coming from experience, it made me feel so worthless and that I was just a burden on my moms shoulders.

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 роки тому +12

      My mum used to do this lol

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 роки тому +13

      “That’s mummy’s dept going in there “

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 роки тому +11

      “Oh here goes mummy’s alcohol money, going In there”

    • @brabbit736
      @brabbit736 2 роки тому +2

      My dad

    • @updated_autopsy_report1
      @updated_autopsy_report1 2 роки тому +3

      My mom still does it.

  • @supernova8235
    @supernova8235 Рік тому +3

    I love how he's so funny and the sass is strong😂😂

  • @Ninjetterfox
    @Ninjetterfox Рік тому +4

    18:16 daz your a model ✨ 😂

  • @lanaeha3896
    @lanaeha3896 3 роки тому +1275

    "I don't judge the child in her figure I judge them on their beauty" like that's anything better? How are you gonna look at children and be like " you're not pretty enough"?????

    • @mionedrew1012
      @mionedrew1012 3 роки тому +23

      ikr also it's like surely everyone sees beauty differently so every judge and every pageant will vary slightly?

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 3 роки тому +1

      69th like, also I agree wholeheartedly

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 3 роки тому +1

      Man, the world is screwed

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah it was probably a good thing that they didn't judge on figure because I was a JUICY child i was fat,still don't know how I won most of the pagents cuz im not pretty either so🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere 3 роки тому +1

      @@mionedrew1012 it dose because one pagent i attended they based it on the dress the poofyness of the dress the be exact.

  • @caitlingilmartin5476
    @caitlingilmartin5476 3 роки тому +541

    They way the mum said “suck in that stomach” is actually so sad,honestly how can a mother say that to her 8 year old daughter. Or to anyone in that matter. I’m actually in shock. Girls and boys in society today have problems with their body and the pageant parents are feeding that with their own children. It makes me so sad. I wish those girls (and boys in pageants) the best❤️

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 3 роки тому +15

      Honestly, it's very sad. My mom does it to me and it's very taxing on the self-esteem and body image.

    • @blitz-yp3oi
      @blitz-yp3oi 3 роки тому +5

      @@Creepy111 my mom does it to my sister it's really sad

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 3 роки тому +7

      I know that feeling too. I live with my grandmother who is very narcissistic and when she tries making comments like that or trying to manipulate me into appearing better, it hurts. Especially when you get bullied in school everyday like most people only to home and get shamed about everything that makes you yourself

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 3 роки тому +3

      @@yzzil2660 It definitely does. Stay strong though! We'll get past this point and free of this type of toxicity eventually. 💛

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 3 роки тому +3

      @@Creepy111 Love the name btw

  • @johnnybhoy82
    @johnnybhoy82 6 місяців тому +2

    I luv how he doesn’t laugh at the video but at his own jokes x

  • @Liarosexoxo
    @Liarosexoxo Рік тому +3

    3.07 literally made me choke on my drink and cough for 5 minutes straight 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @taylorflynn3647
    @taylorflynn3647 3 роки тому +900

    “How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better

    • @chasebowman9815
      @chasebowman9815 3 роки тому +2

      Normal people: Oh yeah today’s awesome really just amazing
      Me after hearing that:💃💃💃🥰🥰💃💃💃💃🙇🙇🙇🙇

    • @hoooiiipeeples4211
      @hoooiiipeeples4211 3 роки тому +6

      wrong its the HA that makes everyones day

    • @Babyybean
      @Babyybean 3 роки тому

      *F A C T S*

    • @bkzu2980
      @bkzu2980 3 роки тому

      Factsssss

    • @user-jp2pp4qj3u
      @user-jp2pp4qj3u 3 роки тому

      FR THOUGH

  • @livington_real
    @livington_real 3 роки тому +309

    Daz walks into a restaurant:
    The cat at the door: 👋 🐱 👋 🐱 “hellow daz”

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE 8 місяців тому +3

    Rulers of youtube:
    Markiplier: King of FNAF
    8-bit Ryan: King of FNF
    Daz: King of pageants
    And vine

  • @trinityboggs660
    @trinityboggs660 Рік тому +2

    You are funny, you make me laugh all the time when I need to laugh, and I need to cheer myself up I watch you!! 6:39

  • @Lucagam3s
    @Lucagam3s 2 роки тому +3190

    Daz: "I smell eating disorder" Me: **slowly eating a chocolate bar**

  • @Rebeccacaroline1111
    @Rebeccacaroline1111 2 роки тому +838

    Honest to God got tears in my eyes when that child said she practices sucking in her stomach. Wears a girdle to bed??? I have a 7 year old daughter and I would NEVER. Heartbreaking

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w 2 роки тому +37

      im 13 and i feel sick to my stomach seeing someone that young already practicing these things even tho i think i have a ED, pagenting sucks :(

    • @meli6935
      @meli6935 2 роки тому +22

      i know I don't understand how someone could ever do that to their child

    • @itsameah2595
      @itsameah2595 2 роки тому +24

      Not only is it super damaging to her mental health, but wearing a girdle to sleep can cause significant physical damage. It’s straight up child abuse.

    • @senorita6583
      @senorita6583 Рік тому +1

      @@jassy_w I Think I Have An Eating Disorder Too But I Was Never Allowed To Do Beauty Pageants

    • @starfishxs
      @starfishxs Рік тому

      And apparently it also has major health issues if you do that to much.disgusting