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  • @literallylegendary
    @literallylegendary 3 роки тому +1463

    I like how this guy is just casually "Okay so now we're going to do 200 frame-perfect inputs."

    • @adamkampen
      @adamkampen 3 роки тому +50

      PausaChamp

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 2 роки тому +112

      It's actually not nearly as bad as it sounds, as failing the input doesn't mess you up. Basically you're building negative speed. If you do it frame perfect, you get -3 units of speed. If you're a frame late, you get -3 units and +3 units, so a net change of 0. If you're two frames late, you get -3 units and +6 units, so a net change of +3. If you mess up a few times it really won't hinder the glitch too much. It's a forgiving glitch, which is good because it's a really long one.
      The hard part of the glitch isn't necessarily the frame perfectness, but rather the amount of time it takes to pull off, and the repetitive stress injury your hands will start feeling as you do these frame perfect inputs for 5 minutes straight.

    • @stranger425
      @stranger425 2 роки тому +8

      My man know what he is doing

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 3 роки тому +3499

    I find the concept really funny that a shirtless pantsless man comes flying into town through unexplained methods, solves all the town’s problems in a day, and then is invited to sleep with the cutest girl in town. Link is on that grindset

    • @astroastronaut8257
      @astroastronaut8257 3 роки тому +72

      Yeah, that is very funny.

    • @E1ns_2wei
      @E1ns_2wei 3 роки тому +118

      You think that works IRL?

    • @adamkampen
      @adamkampen 3 роки тому +248

      @@E1ns_2wei I think you’d be arrested before you solve many problems, even if you can somehow manage to fly. I don’t think people would take kindly to a man running through public areas, backyards, and barging into people’s houses wearing only underwear

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 роки тому +34

      Sorry, but the cutest girl in town is Himba.

    • @miterbinnesdirty
      @miterbinnesdirty 3 роки тому +19

      @@E1ns_2wei Yes. We do. Clearly.

  • @Pauljepper70
    @Pauljepper70 3 роки тому +746

    Someone in Chat said "YT never says hi back" and u know what. He is right, now i feel bad. I am sorry but here you go. Hi Chat! o/

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 3 роки тому +21

      Hi chat

    • @benjaminrichard4632
      @benjaminrichard4632 3 роки тому +18

      Hello chat :)

    • @dazedheart9006
      @dazedheart9006 3 роки тому +10

      Yay a Hi-Chatter

    • @judahthedudah6029
      @judahthedudah6029 3 роки тому +9

      Mostly, people say “hi yt” because they want to see themselves in the video.

    • @benjaminrichard4632
      @benjaminrichard4632 3 роки тому +24

      @@judahthedudah6029 yeah, people usually say it just because then of course you’ll be mentioned in the comments, but saying “yt never says hi back” is almost depressing because it’s so true

  • @CyberpunkPizza
    @CyberpunkPizza 3 роки тому +234

    9:14 the bottom floor of the bottom of the well seems like the absolute worst place to smoke a blunt

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 3 роки тому +42

      yeah too dank

    • @saladasss2092
      @saladasss2092 3 роки тому +64

      that's the dankest place actually

    • @Jason75913
      @Jason75913 3 роки тому +31

      ooooooh, I didn't get it until now, I was thinking that "dank" here was only a pun on the location, besides this being a meme speedrun
      now I know that "getting dank" means getting high =\
      gee, how useful

    • @cae2212
      @cae2212 Рік тому +5

      On the one hand yes but on the other hand: if you are already in the bottom floor of that damn well wouldn't you prefer to be able to do everything that follows drugged and high enough to remember nothing later?

  • @diddy_dante
    @diddy_dante 2 роки тому +213

    0:18 - softlock%
    1:57 - JOTWAD% (jump off the windmill and die%, aka: jump off a tower%)
    5:35 - dank%
    9:45 - fall asleep%
    11:09 - toiletpaper%, aka: stare at a wall%
    14:41 - Get Laid% (Paya Speedrun)

  • @iimuffinsaur
    @iimuffinsaur 2 роки тому +141

    Imagine living on Windfall and a random keep yeets himself on ur island then jumps off the windmill 6 times and dies

  • @darkcharizard52
    @darkcharizard52 3 роки тому +670

    Still waiting for someone to create an island randomizer for this game.
    Just think about it! Imagine not knowing the locations of *any* of the islands, and their grid locations being completely different from normal. I’d play the shit out of that

    • @dozytoast416
      @dozytoast416 3 роки тому +30

      It would be so good bro

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 3 роки тому +96

      For Wind Waker? That would require a complete rewrite of the map and code, it would take a madlad to figure that out -- let alone make it work.

    • @dozytoast416
      @dozytoast416 3 роки тому +68

      @@chaoscontroller316 Yeah, I understand it would be absolutely crazy to pull off. I'd still love to see it one day

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 3 роки тому +57

      To be fair, the Metroid Fusion randomizer was considered impossible, but it got made!

    • @raven6717
      @raven6717 3 роки тому +21

      wait there's a Metroid Fusion randomizer? hold the phone

  • @joshuahendershot196
    @joshuahendershot196 Рік тому +32

    My favorite meme speedrun category is personally Butterdogdogwitdabutteronhim% for breath of the wild, you do the typical start of the game, buy butter at a shop, find a dog, hold the butter and then drop it on the dog, one of the weirdest speedrun categories but it's just so funny

  • @MaximusXavier
    @MaximusXavier 3 роки тому +381

    So excited for Twilight Princess Low% in one stream for the next meme categories video

    • @goopi_eh
      @goopi_eh 3 роки тому +42

      You monster.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 3 роки тому +42

      Doesn't that take 20 hours?
      You also have to sneak a bomb bag between files.
      Guaranteed 4th place

    • @user-sg4uk9qn7p
      @user-sg4uk9qn7p 3 роки тому +20

      I Think The Lowest Time Is AROUND 12 Hours?? Altho I Saw It In A Video Once, And Never Checked Myself

    • @mrtoejam3
      @mrtoejam3 3 роки тому +45

      stare at rupees%

    • @duckplushie8421
      @duckplushie8421 2 роки тому +8

      @@user-sg4uk9qn7p the world record low% is 15 hours currently so close enough

  • @MrAidzor
    @MrAidzor 3 роки тому +527

    I've been waiting for Tom Holland to do another Zelda video for so long!

    • @wChris_
      @wChris_ 3 роки тому +44

      now that you say that, he do be looking like Tom Holland

    • @freshIight
      @freshIight 3 роки тому +19

      Tom Holland's nothing but a bad copy of Linkus, haha

    • @Adrian-sy5ci
      @Adrian-sy5ci 3 роки тому +21

      He looks more like Hom Tolland

    • @TheLoveMario
      @TheLoveMario 3 роки тому +2

      I thought he was Scott the woz

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 3 роки тому +8

      I always thought he looked like Rubber Ross personally.

  • @aidinexmachina4232
    @aidinexmachina4232 3 роки тому +259

    I'm surprised there's no "Tower Smack" runs where you try to get link to slam into the Tower of the Gods as fast as possible.

  • @IcarusHollow
    @IcarusHollow 3 роки тому +64

    as soon as you said superswim i instantly got flashbacks to the gdq runs. "pausa - pausa - pausa - pausa"

  • @judahthedudah6029
    @judahthedudah6029 3 роки тому +368

    The actual name of the second speedrun is “jump off a tower and die%” but he said he couldn’t put the full name cuz he’d get demonized 😂😂

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 2 роки тому +6

      Wow!

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 роки тому +39

      Didn't know the phrase "jump off a tower and die" was Satan's domain

    • @mrpixelcactus6810
      @mrpixelcactus6810 2 роки тому +26

      wow demonized crazy didnt know it was that serious

    • @dontmindme1575
      @dontmindme1575 Рік тому

      Meanwhile trying to get laid

    • @Austin_Red
      @Austin_Red Рік тому +10

      @@mrpixelcactus6810 youtube probably freaks out because it messes with the idea of "suicide" i guess. (dont mind me watching this video yet again in 2023)

  • @trequor
    @trequor 3 роки тому +52

    Lots of these are great, but dank% has to remain my all-time favourite. The fact that both Ocarina of Time on N64 and Breath the Wild on Switch share this absurd category is just so funny to me... like how can both these games have a glitch that allows Link to put a torch in his mouth???

  • @Omegaman87272
    @Omegaman87272 2 роки тому +61

    I find it funny that Toilet Paper % exist in both Skyward Sword and Majoras Mask

  • @sharpparadox9563
    @sharpparadox9563 2 роки тому +30

    I laugh so hard when the guy in the chat wrote "baby seed" when he got the kokiri sword in oot

  • @4203105
    @4203105 3 роки тому +105

    Kinda seems like toiletpaper% would have been faster with the deed you get from trading in moons tear. But I guess then we wouldn't have seen these breathtaking vistas of the walls.

    • @autsogiyoucef8676
      @autsogiyoucef8676 Рік тому +6

      I think the point of this run was to break anju's heart

    • @hibye-die
      @hibye-die Рік тому +7

      @@autsogiyoucef8676 oh yeah that was 100 percent the reason

    • @hibye-die
      @hibye-die Рік тому +3

      @@autsogiyoucef8676 I just dont know why they made that a category it may be fictional but that's just cruel

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable Рік тому +12

      @@autsogiyoucef8676 Anju's Letter is more consistent and pauses the ingame timer the 'least, as well. It doesn't matter how long you take as you have to wait for 12AM for the toilet paper dude to appear (if I remember correctly) so you do have plenty of time. The Moon's Tear got at least 3 cutscenes that pauses the clock (Starting the tag game, ending the tag game and watching the moon tear fall) so I think the concern might be more that the trading deed takes more time when you add on the time you inevitably have to wait any ways.

    • @autsogiyoucef8676
      @autsogiyoucef8676 Рік тому +2

      @@Lewtable i see now . Thanks for clearing this out

  • @Lewis...
    @Lewis... 3 роки тому +107

    Linkus can beat Ganon quicker than he can get laid 😔

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому +22

      imagine slaying a demon king and still being a virgin lol i would cry

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 Рік тому +11

      Ganon's boss battle is easier than the women.

  • @ritachikorita6916
    @ritachikorita6916 Рік тому +28

    The most interesting part of the video to me was learning that the Japanese version of Majora’s Mask has 3 save files while for some reason the North American version only has 2.

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 Рік тому +14

      The Japanese version only allows you to save by resetting time. The Americam version allows you to save at owl statues too. The save files take up more space, so the cartridge can only hold two.

    • @AroundTheBlockAgain
      @AroundTheBlockAgain 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thegardenofeatin5965 I always forget how brutal the Japanese version was, dang

  • @magetsalive5162
    @magetsalive5162 3 роки тому +53

    I'm watching this and I'm like, "JOTWAD%? Okay, I see 'jump off the windmill', but what's the 'AD' mean?"
    So I'm puzzling this out in my head as I watch until Linkus says "fall damage" and suddenly it clicked. "Oh, 'and die'! I am veyr smrat."

    • @jwyatt
      @jwyatt Рік тому

      How did you get dyslexia 46 words into a comment

    • @magetsalive5162
      @magetsalive5162 Рік тому

      @@jwyatt
      I didn't.
      You see, this is intended as a joke - that someone is claiming to be "very smart" and yet cannot even spell "very smart", thus it comes out "veyr smrat".
      This may in fact be an in-joke, an old joke, or a reference to something specific... I don't recall what.
      Though I may claim it a joke, in truth, I never accused myself of actually being funny.
      Please have a wonderful day, regardless.

    • @jwyatt
      @jwyatt Рік тому +1

      It was meant to be a joke my bad

    • @jwyatt
      @jwyatt Рік тому

      I did find it funny tho

  • @Cqat1
    @Cqat1 3 роки тому +55

    At first I was REALLY confused because I thought there was a getlaid% in Windwaker as well. But then I realized that it was the whole franchise.

    • @Skittles69420
      @Skittles69420 3 роки тому +10

      That would be weird cuz WW link is still a kid

    • @drunkbean8692
      @drunkbean8692 Рік тому

      @@Skittles69420 even though it’s the adult timeline. Nintendo you make no sense

    • @lindseylindsey9200
      @lindseylindsey9200 Рік тому +12

      @@drunkbean8692 To my understanding the timeline names refer to all the time travel shenanigans at the end of Ocarina of Time. After Link defeats Ganondorf and he’s sealed away, Zelda sends him back in time, and this splits the timeline. In the past that he gets sent back to, he goes and tells the royal family about Ganondorf with his knowledge from the future, Ganondorf gets caught and sentenced to death, etc etc etc, Link leaves and Majora’s Mask happens while the Ganondorf stuff is the setup for Twilight Princess. It’s called the child timeline because it’s the timeline created by him being sent back to his childhood.
      Meanwhile, back with Zelda after she sends him back in time, Link’s soul has been removed from that timeline, so there’s no way for him to be reborn, so there’s no hero to stop Ganondorf when he returns and without a hero Hyrule is doomed and gets flooded, leading to the games in the Adult Timeline. So this one is called the Adult Timeline because it’s the timeline that continues on from when Link and Zelda were adults at the end of Ocarina of Time
      And lastly, the downfall timeline is essentially a “what if Link failed to defeat Ganon?” Timeline. The most common interpretation is that Link dies in this (which is probably the most in character, I don’t think Link would let anything stop him besides death), as long as he draws the Master Sword and inadvertently gives Ganondorf access to the Sacred Realm, all that matters is that Link doesn’t defeat Ganondorf. Technically, he could get distracted and spend the rest of his life fishing.
      Sorry if that was a lot of rambling 😅

  • @lachlanmcgowan5712
    @lachlanmcgowan5712 3 роки тому +77

    I think you could do ToiletPaper% faster if you started the run from the beginning of the game -- if you do the first cycle as intended and get the Town Title Deed, Deku Link can give that to the toilet hand. But that's assuming that you need to do the run from a fresh save file.

  • @benjaminrichard4632
    @benjaminrichard4632 3 роки тому +59

    “Soft lock percent”
    Me playing wind water for the first time and making it to the wind temple, and glitching makar into an area I couldn’t get to and I reset my game and still not playing the game since: “WELL THAT WOULDVE BEEN NICE”

  • @jefflangen1421
    @jefflangen1421 3 роки тому +108

    I have been watching this guys content for a long time and i gotta say that watching him play is actually more fun than playing the game.

  • @turtlemaster872
    @turtlemaster872 Рік тому +8

    Watching this a year after it was made, I just love the old names for BOTW speedrunning tricks. Like, "bomb impact bounce" and "wiggle bomb" are honestly more descriptive.

    • @NotRockMan
      @NotRockMan Рік тому +2

      How do we go from wiggle Bomb to bomb lift smuggle slide lol

    • @sandraiaraaraujo8174
      @sandraiaraaraujo8174 Рік тому

      @@NotRockMan wtf is a bow lift smuggle slide

    • @sandraiaraaraujo8174
      @sandraiaraaraujo8174 Рік тому

      @@NotRockMan i would like to order a bow lift smuggle slide

    • @NotRockMan
      @NotRockMan Рік тому

      @@sandraiaraaraujo8174 NOOOOOO!!! I HAVE MESSED UP THE TRICK NAME

    • @sandraiaraaraujo8174
      @sandraiaraaraujo8174 Рік тому

      @@NotRockMan no, bow lift smuggle slide sounds better

  • @En2md
    @En2md Рік тому +4

    Chat saying "bye wall!" And "I miss wall" is strangely adorable. Worth it just for that.

  • @SirBoomster
    @SirBoomster 3 роки тому +9

    Great to have explanation with the gameplay/speedruns! Plus looking at the walls

  • @KingdomHeart556
    @KingdomHeart556 Рік тому +5

    Dude Anju rounding that corner in that dark hallway, walking towards you with that dead look on her face always freaks me out 😮

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r 3 роки тому +9

    spank% (according to me) get hit from behind by a boko
    WR Linkus7 3:06.00

  • @19Szabolcs91
    @19Szabolcs91 3 роки тому +47

    Stasis launch isn't a glitch, it's an intentional trick by the the mechanics working as intended.

  • @eswndernderplays
    @eswndernderplays 2 роки тому +9

    I didn't think that was an actual glitch (the beat a stasis object repeatedly, shoot it with an arrow, and fly off in to the distance one). Impressive.

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 3 роки тому +10

    Oh. Right. You stare at the wall to reduce lag, otherwise you'd be waiting longer than 2 (then 3) minutes

  • @alexandramcginnis8872
    @alexandramcginnis8872 3 роки тому +54

    You know I haven’t play a non-Breath of the wild Zelda game when I keep asking “why don’t they just climb the tower?”

    • @disgusted7187
      @disgusted7187 2 роки тому +6

      You should play some of the older titles, especially the n64 and snes titles, they're really good

    • @alexandramcginnis8872
      @alexandramcginnis8872 2 роки тому +2

      @@disgusted7187 I've played Windwaker a long time ago. I don't have much time to play video games now a days and before I kind of stole my little brother's switch to play BOTW, lmao. So I'll look at your suggestions later when I finally have a chance to play more video games.

    • @RoseQuartz692
      @RoseQuartz692 2 роки тому +2

      @@disgusted7187 Wind Waker Is the only game I have played

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому +2

      man if i could just climb the tower i would have completed twilight princess by now lol, it’s been 10 years i should probably be finished by now tbh

  • @MaskedGuyCh
    @MaskedGuyCh 3 роки тому +18

    Hahaha, this is brilliant. The last run was the funniest of the bunch.

  • @maxifernandez1760
    @maxifernandez1760 Рік тому +1

    "In this video, Link smokes weed, gets laid and jumps off a tower repeatedly"

  • @okiedoketm4463
    @okiedoketm4463 Рік тому +1

    20:18 Dark Souls death screen that says "Wiggle Failed"

  • @notayoutuber2013
    @notayoutuber2013 Рік тому +1

    "Immediately after we get the Sheikah Slate, we're going to do an out of bounds clip to get out of bounds."

  • @Davi_L
    @Davi_L 3 роки тому +5

    This was a really fun video! Showing off cool glitches is always a great time

  • @NoseFire777
    @NoseFire777 3 роки тому +4

    Hey Linkus, newer fan here. Your channel makes me happy, mate! Keep doing what you do best! the nostalgia of these games mixed with your narration and humor makes me happy! Cheers!

    • @JS_Guitar09
      @JS_Guitar09 2 роки тому +1

      Nice bass. Can you shred?

  • @camdenzeigler6954
    @camdenzeigler6954 2 роки тому +4

    Technically a stasis launch is an intended feature

  • @saroporoggo
    @saroporoggo 3 роки тому +6

    "you normally have to beat the deekoo tree first"

    • @michaelwells529
      @michaelwells529 3 роки тому +2

      That's how it will always be pronounced in my heart

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому +2

      @@michaelwells529 well your heart has an invalid opinion so

  • @tattertot8259
    @tattertot8259 3 роки тому +6

    Speed run saving Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !

  • @seanmurphy3430
    @seanmurphy3430 3 роки тому +6

    Pretty sure the stasis launch isn't a glitch - that's how stasis is supposed to work.

  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 3 роки тому +2

    UA-cam kept suggesting this video like crazy and it's gotten really annoying but I appreciate that I clicked it anyway. You made this so entertaining and edited it so well, I had a great time. Thanks dude!

  • @samanthad9543
    @samanthad9543 3 роки тому +4

    I was one of the lucky few who got the Wii U pro controller years ago when it was only like 25 bucks. Get controllers early people. Before they cost sooo much.

  • @skyblocker6457
    @skyblocker6457 2 роки тому +3

    bro the trick in the get laid% run is NOT called wiggle bomb, it's called BLSS (bow lift smuggle slide)

  • @tristangoncalves1417
    @tristangoncalves1417 2 роки тому +2

    16:50 Tao Pai Pai would be proud

  • @pyro6209
    @pyro6209 3 роки тому +6

    Impossible,link finished that blunt in 3 hits 😨😨😨

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому

      gigablunt super drag😎

  • @Chipandtristan
    @Chipandtristan 18 днів тому +1

    9:34 it’s master Wu from the ninjago movie

  • @Concon12316
    @Concon12316 3 роки тому +3

    9:24 hey navi, check out this new item i found in the kokiri forest!

  • @Arshys
    @Arshys 3 місяці тому

    ok but if you pause the video meanwhile the staring at the wall, chat is just hilarious i swear 😂

  • @ZenithSolsticeYT
    @ZenithSolsticeYT Рік тому +1

    5:04 imagine walking outside and seeing this

  • @Parasitemusic
    @Parasitemusic 3 роки тому +2

    9:33 einfach den bubatz in einem bösen hit weggeknastert 💯

  • @FranceMappingandGames
    @FranceMappingandGames Рік тому +1

    You didn't have to open the fountain up for painter guy

  • @Rokushi_ftw
    @Rokushi_ftw Рік тому +1

    The Nana told Link one of her My Hero Academia Self Insert Fanfics

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 3 роки тому +5

    My softlock% strategy is to just unplug the controller.

  • @lagrush9039
    @lagrush9039 3 роки тому +2

    At some point I noticed the gained speed when doing 180s in the water but i never linked to wind waker storage super swim untill I saw a run

  • @samanthaazira
    @samanthaazira 3 роки тому +7

    I definitely enjoyed the game play and explanation awesome job.

    • @IlSharmouta
      @IlSharmouta 3 роки тому +1

      He has a great host charisma

  • @ARobloxBedwarsUser
    @ARobloxBedwarsUser 5 місяців тому

    4:56 "AHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" "AHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" Link- 2021

  • @a_raccoon_grimlen6170
    @a_raccoon_grimlen6170 3 роки тому +3

    I love watching your speed runs

  • @blob4477
    @blob4477 3 роки тому +14

    This is amazing content

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 3 роки тому +3

    For some reason I thought this was point crows channel, so I was so confused, now I am wondering how I was so stupid.

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke 3 роки тому +15

    Some of these meme runs would be maybe funny to see with a randomizer.. maybe.. dunno if it would be fun or not... like dank% having to try and get sword and bottle maybe XD

  • @lordnul1708
    @lordnul1708 3 місяці тому

    Marriage % is a couple bosses away from being just "play the main game until you have access to all the necessary stuff, then immediately go for the side quest chain".
    Probably the same with BotW.

  • @zacmarken65
    @zacmarken65 Рік тому

    chalk board ptsd just happened from an ad at the beginning of the video, uh those spoons if you can even call them that, i'm still shivering from how disgusting that is, its an ice cream ad by Haagen Dazs and there exist generic stainless steel spoons(nothing is stainless steel, i have scrubbed, soaked, cried in my sleep and nothing is getting that coffee stain out and that single itty bitty spot is not ok for an ocd person and i can't chuck it out cause like every good spoon it came in a set with other matching cutlery) which we can all agree are pretty amazing, they function as a spoon rather well and yet the spoon in that ad, i don't have a ruler to make a guesstimate on the exact size but comparing it to the random D battery that i have just to the left of me, its about that thick give or take a few millimeters and sure we all have a ladle but this wasn't a ladle and it didn't look like an ice cream scoop which we all should have as well, it was a garish, bead encrusted ice cream scoop, i had to see the video again cause i needed to actually figure out what it was and there's a reason that "spoons"(spoons, ladles, shovels, trowels, ice cream scoops) historically speaking, when it comes to efficiency don't have beads covering the entire thing, that would feel awful to hold and be a bitch to get shit out of the grooves, anyway so that's just me complaining randomly about the visual assault on my eyes just then.
    P.S: i had to google a few things here and there and also youtube search the ad which is why this whole comment is rather contradictory on if it was a spoon or not, it was a spoon, a specialized spoon made to scoop out icecream

  • @dukeofburgerz5225
    @dukeofburgerz5225 3 роки тому +16

    I'm still kinda confused why you cant just jump off the starting tower in Wind Waker HD for JOTWAD%?

    • @DeFelixMan09
      @DeFelixMan09 3 роки тому

      Lol yeah

    • @MaskedGuyCh
      @MaskedGuyCh 3 роки тому +29

      It's not high enough to damage you

    • @Toberumono
      @Toberumono 3 роки тому +21

      It’s Jump Off The Windmill And Die%, I think.

  • @cadencedavis7510
    @cadencedavis7510 3 роки тому +2

    You think the people of windfall would have stopped that kid from jumping for the *fifth time! I mean, link like does in front of everyone.

  • @MetaKnight68
    @MetaKnight68 3 роки тому +2

    PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CLIPPED 23:42 HAHAHA
    "I don't think I'm ever getting laid" -Linkus7

  • @screechingtoad2683
    @screechingtoad2683 3 роки тому +21

    It's possible though that Link and Paya's interactions that day were completley platonic

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 3 роки тому +10

      No.

    • @screechingtoad2683
      @screechingtoad2683 3 роки тому +1

      @@ruchick6155 yes. Men and Women hang out all the time and dont fuck, Just because he's spending the day with her doesn't mean they're boinking

    • @ulink265
      @ulink265 3 роки тому +2

      @@screechingtoad2683 No

    • @screechingtoad2683
      @screechingtoad2683 3 роки тому +1

      @@ulink265 Yes

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому +3

      possible in theory

  • @AlphaPHK
    @AlphaPHK Рік тому

    on dank%, when the stick just shrunk in Link's hand I just lost it 🤣

  • @jessicanielsen3332
    @jessicanielsen3332 9 місяців тому

    That first one just sounds creepy, that sound and just dying over and over with no way out...

  • @jaff320
    @jaff320 3 роки тому +12

    What monster uses a green cross to indicate done task?

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 2 роки тому +3

      I thought the same thing. That should be a checkmark, not an X.

    • @USBYDProductions
      @USBYDProductions 9 місяців тому

      @@Zebo12345678 you check empty boxes, you cross off words and images

  • @livipup
    @livipup 3 роки тому +7

    My excitement when I realized what dank% means is more than I've experienced in a very long time :)

  • @williammckinney5213
    @williammckinney5213 Рік тому +1

    Stasis laugh is an intended mechanic, not a glitch.

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 3 роки тому +4

    I expected that last category to be in adventure of link

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 роки тому +1

      oh ya the healing lady in the town was definitely doing some shady stuff

  • @sgriosthetubator5564
    @sgriosthetubator5564 Рік тому +2

    10:23 “Nine minutes of pure cutscenes”
    *Pokémon fans:* Just nine?

  • @Silverheart575
    @Silverheart575 Рік тому +2

    One of the twitch comments “my wifi crashed, nearly missed sex”.

  • @d3va383
    @d3va383 9 місяців тому

    Crazy how he said “it only takes ten minutes to fall asleep, really shows the quality of this game” when nearly every zelda game starts with link asleep

  • @IteratornomercyCPURG
    @IteratornomercyCPURG 2 роки тому

    18:01 thats a blss/ bow smuggling slide. A pretty cool glitch

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 2 роки тому +2

    Someone in chat: "youtube never says hi back PepeHands"
    Awww. Hi Twitch chat :)

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 2 роки тому +2

    Dude. I've heard of the Bomb Launch Glitch, but Bomb Wiggle?
    I thought BOTW for revolutionized with the first glitch.

    • @drunkbean8692
      @drunkbean8692 Рік тому

      There’s like a billion more movement glitches

  • @JoshyBoi132
    @JoshyBoi132 7 місяців тому +1

    I like money% speedrun:
    Get 300 rupees in A Link to The Past
    Tower% speedrun:
    Get every Sheikah Tower
    Challenge% speedrun:
    Beat the Water Temple in ocarina of time in under half an hour
    Game Over% speedrun:
    Die in every 3D Zelda Game
    Fire% speedrun
    Get the magic rod in Link’s Awakening - Switch
    Tower 2% speedrun:
    Get every Skyview Tower in Tears of the Kingdom
    This is all my ideas for now

  • @SilverDarkin
    @SilverDarkin Рік тому +2

    Watching Linkus's jaw move like jelly in the sped up superswim is the funniest thing I've seen, I can't get passed it

  • @leilaliebel8767
    @leilaliebel8767 Рік тому +1

    A girl never really forgets her first wall.

  • @MUIGOKU824
    @MUIGOKU824 Рік тому

    So now we have finally actiwaited the windmill - Linkus7 2022

  • @LaCazaLP
    @LaCazaLP 2 роки тому

    Damn. I nearly started my stick and link already finished his. Boy got lungs for days.

  • @deltaspartan006
    @deltaspartan006 2 роки тому

    15:00 the speedrun Linkus will never get to do

  • @GM360
    @GM360 3 роки тому

    9:30 I had no idea what was going on until this

  • @moronribbons5774
    @moronribbons5774 Рік тому

    Link dank, dink, he smoking that stickarette...

  • @50DollarWig
    @50DollarWig 3 роки тому

    “Youcanescapebydoingaframeperfectbackflip”

  • @bradyelliott1174
    @bradyelliott1174 3 роки тому +1

    When this video ended I had 69 percent on my phone left.

  • @GreyFireClover
    @GreyFireClover 2 роки тому +1

    I saw someone in the twitch chat say youtube never says hi back. So I'm here to say: Hello Twitch Chat

  • @Easasera
    @Easasera 3 роки тому +1

    I didnt know that there were so many meme categories for spedrunning Zelda lmao

  • @delphy2478
    @delphy2478 Рік тому

    i love how random some of these are

  • @TheWaluigiman1
    @TheWaluigiman1 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I knew half these glitches when I played these games.

  • @Dalynx09
    @Dalynx09 3 роки тому +2

    1:55 bro are they really that worth it I have like 3 of 'em

  • @Douge11
    @Douge11 3 роки тому +3

    Dang, first time I’ve seen a linkus vid since 2019. He looks good. Glad he’s still at it

  • @TheWhiteTrashPanda
    @TheWhiteTrashPanda Рік тому

    Many brain cells died to bring us this video

  • @embrigaming3163
    @embrigaming3163 3 роки тому +6

    15:10 no, hes gonna go into a corner and start grunting

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 Рік тому

    Sceptilian actually exists! Neat.