Speedrunning MEME Zelda Categories was a mistake...
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- Опубліковано 9 лис 2021
- Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Breath of The Wild. What do all of these games have in common? They all have tons of MEME Speedruns, so let's check out the best ones!
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I find the concept really funny that a shirtless pantsless man comes flying into town through unexplained methods, solves all the town’s problems in a day, and then is invited to sleep with the cutest girl in town. Link is on that grindset
Yeah, that is very funny.
You think that works IRL?
@@E1ns_2wei I think you’d be arrested before you solve many problems, even if you can somehow manage to fly. I don’t think people would take kindly to a man running through public areas, backyards, and barging into people’s houses wearing only underwear
Sorry, but the cutest girl in town is Himba.
@@E1ns_2wei Yes. We do. Clearly.
Someone in Chat said "YT never says hi back" and u know what. He is right, now i feel bad. I am sorry but here you go. Hi Chat! o/
Hi chat
Hello chat :)
Yay a Hi-Chatter
Mostly, people say “hi yt” because they want to see themselves in the video.
@@judahthedudah6029 yeah, people usually say it just because then of course you’ll be mentioned in the comments, but saying “yt never says hi back” is almost depressing because it’s so true
I like how this guy is just casually "Okay so now we're going to do 200 frame-perfect inputs."
PausaChamp
It's actually not nearly as bad as it sounds, as failing the input doesn't mess you up. Basically you're building negative speed. If you do it frame perfect, you get -3 units of speed. If you're a frame late, you get -3 units and +3 units, so a net change of 0. If you're two frames late, you get -3 units and +6 units, so a net change of +3. If you mess up a few times it really won't hinder the glitch too much. It's a forgiving glitch, which is good because it's a really long one.
The hard part of the glitch isn't necessarily the frame perfectness, but rather the amount of time it takes to pull off, and the repetitive stress injury your hands will start feeling as you do these frame perfect inputs for 5 minutes straight.
My man know what he is doing
9:14 the bottom floor of the bottom of the well seems like the absolute worst place to smoke a blunt
yeah too dank
that's the dankest place actually
ooooooh, I didn't get it until now, I was thinking that "dank" here was only a pun on the location, besides this being a meme speedrun
now I know that "getting dank" means getting high =\
gee, how useful
On the one hand yes but on the other hand: if you are already in the bottom floor of that damn well wouldn't you prefer to be able to do everything that follows drugged and high enough to remember nothing later?
Imagine living on Windfall and a random keep yeets himself on ur island then jumps off the windmill 6 times and dies
i would just pack my bags right there and then
free food
@@tomarchru8528 🤨
@@tomarchru8528 I like the cut of your jib
Average Tuesday
Still waiting for someone to create an island randomizer for this game.
Just think about it! Imagine not knowing the locations of *any* of the islands, and their grid locations being completely different from normal. I’d play the shit out of that
It would be so good bro
For Wind Waker? That would require a complete rewrite of the map and code, it would take a madlad to figure that out -- let alone make it work.
@@chaoscontroller316 Yeah, I understand it would be absolutely crazy to pull off. I'd still love to see it one day
To be fair, the Metroid Fusion randomizer was considered impossible, but it got made!
wait there's a Metroid Fusion randomizer? hold the phone
I've been waiting for Tom Holland to do another Zelda video for so long!
now that you say that, he do be looking like Tom Holland
Tom Holland's nothing but a bad copy of Linkus, haha
He looks more like Hom Tolland
I thought he was Scott the woz
I always thought he looked like Rubber Ross personally.
0:18 - softlock%
1:57 - JOTWAD% (jump off the windmill and die%, aka: jump off a tower%)
5:35 - dank%
9:45 - fall asleep%
11:09 - toiletpaper%, aka: stare at a wall%
14:41 - Get Laid% (Paya Speedrun)
Linkus can beat Ganon quicker than he can get laid 😔
imagine slaying a demon king and still being a virgin lol i would cry
Ganon's boss battle is easier than the women.
So excited for Twilight Princess Low% in one stream for the next meme categories video
You monster.
Doesn't that take 20 hours?
You also have to sneak a bomb bag between files.
Guaranteed 4th place
I Think The Lowest Time Is AROUND 12 Hours?? Altho I Saw It In A Video Once, And Never Checked Myself
stare at rupees%
@@user-sg4uk9qn7p the world record low% is 15 hours currently so close enough
My favorite meme speedrun category is personally Butterdogdogwitdabutteronhim% for breath of the wild, you do the typical start of the game, buy butter at a shop, find a dog, hold the butter and then drop it on the dog, one of the weirdest speedrun categories but it's just so funny
The actual name of the second speedrun is “jump off a tower and die%” but he said he couldn’t put the full name cuz he’d get demonized 😂😂
Wow!
Didn't know the phrase "jump off a tower and die" was Satan's domain
wow demonized crazy didnt know it was that serious
Meanwhile trying to get laid
@@mrpixelcactus6810 youtube probably freaks out because it messes with the idea of "suicide" i guess. (dont mind me watching this video yet again in 2023)
I'm surprised there's no "Tower Smack" runs where you try to get link to slam into the Tower of the Gods as fast as possible.
I call it “Splat%”
@@tannertadlock7741 perfect
Splat%. I love it
as soon as you said superswim i instantly got flashbacks to the gdq runs. "pausa - pausa - pausa - pausa"
I laugh so hard when the guy in the chat wrote "baby seed" when he got the kokiri sword in oot
I find it funny that Toilet Paper % exist in both Skyward Sword and Majoras Mask
It exists in oracle of ages too
Lots of these are great, but dank% has to remain my all-time favourite. The fact that both Ocarina of Time on N64 and Breath the Wild on Switch share this absurd category is just so funny to me... like how can both these games have a glitch that allows Link to put a torch in his mouth???
I'm watching this and I'm like, "JOTWAD%? Okay, I see 'jump off the windmill', but what's the 'AD' mean?"
So I'm puzzling this out in my head as I watch until Linkus says "fall damage" and suddenly it clicked. "Oh, 'and die'! I am veyr smrat."
How did you get dyslexia 46 words into a comment
@@jwyatt
I didn't.
You see, this is intended as a joke - that someone is claiming to be "very smart" and yet cannot even spell "very smart", thus it comes out "veyr smrat".
This may in fact be an in-joke, an old joke, or a reference to something specific... I don't recall what.
Though I may claim it a joke, in truth, I never accused myself of actually being funny.
Please have a wonderful day, regardless.
It was meant to be a joke my bad
I did find it funny tho
The most interesting part of the video to me was learning that the Japanese version of Majora’s Mask has 3 save files while for some reason the North American version only has 2.
The Japanese version only allows you to save by resetting time. The Americam version allows you to save at owl statues too. The save files take up more space, so the cartridge can only hold two.
Kinda seems like toiletpaper% would have been faster with the deed you get from trading in moons tear. But I guess then we wouldn't have seen these breathtaking vistas of the walls.
I think the point of this run was to break anju's heart
@@autsogiyoucef8676 oh yeah that was 100 percent the reason
@@autsogiyoucef8676 I just dont know why they made that a category it may be fictional but that's just cruel
@@autsogiyoucef8676 Anju's Letter is more consistent and pauses the ingame timer the 'least, as well. It doesn't matter how long you take as you have to wait for 12AM for the toilet paper dude to appear (if I remember correctly) so you do have plenty of time. The Moon's Tear got at least 3 cutscenes that pauses the clock (Starting the tag game, ending the tag game and watching the moon tear fall) so I think the concern might be more that the trading deed takes more time when you add on the time you inevitably have to wait any ways.
@@Lewtable i see now . Thanks for clearing this out
I think you could do ToiletPaper% faster if you started the run from the beginning of the game -- if you do the first cycle as intended and get the Town Title Deed, Deku Link can give that to the toilet hand. But that's assuming that you need to do the run from a fresh save file.
“Soft lock percent”
Me playing wind water for the first time and making it to the wind temple, and glitching makar into an area I couldn’t get to and I reset my game and still not playing the game since: “WELL THAT WOULDVE BEEN NICE”
Learn this song, command melody.
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At first I was REALLY confused because I thought there was a getlaid% in Windwaker as well. But then I realized that it was the whole franchise.
That would be weird cuz WW link is still a kid
@@Skittles69420 even though it’s the adult timeline. Nintendo you make no sense
@@drunkbean8692 To my understanding the timeline names refer to all the time travel shenanigans at the end of Ocarina of Time. After Link defeats Ganondorf and he’s sealed away, Zelda sends him back in time, and this splits the timeline. In the past that he gets sent back to, he goes and tells the royal family about Ganondorf with his knowledge from the future, Ganondorf gets caught and sentenced to death, etc etc etc, Link leaves and Majora’s Mask happens while the Ganondorf stuff is the setup for Twilight Princess. It’s called the child timeline because it’s the timeline created by him being sent back to his childhood.
Meanwhile, back with Zelda after she sends him back in time, Link’s soul has been removed from that timeline, so there’s no way for him to be reborn, so there’s no hero to stop Ganondorf when he returns and without a hero Hyrule is doomed and gets flooded, leading to the games in the Adult Timeline. So this one is called the Adult Timeline because it’s the timeline that continues on from when Link and Zelda were adults at the end of Ocarina of Time
And lastly, the downfall timeline is essentially a “what if Link failed to defeat Ganon?” Timeline. The most common interpretation is that Link dies in this (which is probably the most in character, I don’t think Link would let anything stop him besides death), as long as he draws the Master Sword and inadvertently gives Ganondorf access to the Sacred Realm, all that matters is that Link doesn’t defeat Ganondorf. Technically, he could get distracted and spend the rest of his life fishing.
Sorry if that was a lot of rambling 😅
Chat saying "bye wall!" And "I miss wall" is strangely adorable. Worth it just for that.
I have been watching this guys content for a long time and i gotta say that watching him play is actually more fun than playing the game.
You know I haven’t play a non-Breath of the wild Zelda game when I keep asking “why don’t they just climb the tower?”
You should play some of the older titles, especially the n64 and snes titles, they're really good
@@disgusted7187 I've played Windwaker a long time ago. I don't have much time to play video games now a days and before I kind of stole my little brother's switch to play BOTW, lmao. So I'll look at your suggestions later when I finally have a chance to play more video games.
@@disgusted7187 Wind Waker Is the only game I have played
man if i could just climb the tower i would have completed twilight princess by now lol, it’s been 10 years i should probably be finished by now tbh
Watching this a year after it was made, I just love the old names for BOTW speedrunning tricks. Like, "bomb impact bounce" and "wiggle bomb" are honestly more descriptive.
How do we go from wiggle Bomb to bomb lift smuggle slide lol
@@NotRockMan wtf is a bow lift smuggle slide
@@NotRockMan i would like to order a bow lift smuggle slide
@@sandraiaraaraujo8174 NOOOOOO!!! I HAVE MESSED UP THE TRICK NAME
@@NotRockMan no, bow lift smuggle slide sounds better
Hahaha, this is brilliant. The last run was the funniest of the bunch.
Oh. Right. You stare at the wall to reduce lag, otherwise you'd be waiting longer than 2 (then 3) minutes
Stasis launch isn't a glitch, it's an intentional trick by the the mechanics working as intended.
Dude Anju rounding that corner in that dark hallway, walking towards you with that dead look on her face always freaks me out 😮
Great to have explanation with the gameplay/speedruns! Plus looking at the walls
spank% (according to me) get hit from behind by a boko
WR Linkus7 3:06.00
"you normally have to beat the deekoo tree first"
That's how it will always be pronounced in my heart
@@michaelwells529 well your heart has an invalid opinion so
@@suno6498 Your existence is invalid.
Technically a stasis launch is an intended feature
"In this video, Link smokes weed, gets laid and jumps off a tower repeatedly"
I didn't think that was an actual glitch (the beat a stasis object repeatedly, shoot it with an arrow, and fly off in to the distance one). Impressive.
This was a really fun video! Showing off cool glitches is always a great time
"Immediately after we get the Sheikah Slate, we're going to do an out of bounds clip to get out of bounds."
This is amazing content
16:50 Tao Pai Pai would be proud
Hey Linkus, newer fan here. Your channel makes me happy, mate! Keep doing what you do best! the nostalgia of these games mixed with your narration and humor makes me happy! Cheers!
Nice bass. Can you shred?
20:18 Dark Souls death screen that says "Wiggle Failed"
I love watching your speed runs
Speed run saving Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !
The Nana told Link one of her My Hero Academia Self Insert Fanfics
Impossible,link finished that blunt in 3 hits 😨😨😨
gigablunt super drag😎
10:23 “Nine minutes of pure cutscenes”
*Pokémon fans:* Just nine?
Dude this incredible and hilarious.
Pretty sure the stasis launch isn't a glitch - that's how stasis is supposed to work.
UA-cam kept suggesting this video like crazy and it's gotten really annoying but I appreciate that I clicked it anyway. You made this so entertaining and edited it so well, I had a great time. Thanks dude!
5:04 imagine walking outside and seeing this
4:56 "AHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" "AHHHHHHHHHH *cough*" Link- 2021
I definitely enjoyed the game play and explanation awesome job.
He has a great host charisma
bro the trick in the get laid% run is NOT called wiggle bomb, it's called BLSS (bow lift smuggle slide)
My softlock% strategy is to just unplug the controller.
Stasis laugh is an intended mechanic, not a glitch.
9:33 einfach den bubatz in einem bösen hit weggeknastert 💯
Crazy how he said “it only takes ten minutes to fall asleep, really shows the quality of this game” when nearly every zelda game starts with link asleep
on dank%, when the stick just shrunk in Link's hand I just lost it 🤣
It's possible though that Link and Paya's interactions that day were completley platonic
No.
@@ruchick6155 yes. Men and Women hang out all the time and dont fuck, Just because he's spending the day with her doesn't mean they're boinking
@@screechingtoad2683 No
@@ulink265 Yes
possible in theory
That video is too well made for meme speedruns
9:24 hey navi, check out this new item i found in the kokiri forest!
A girl never really forgets her first wall.
At some point I noticed the gained speed when doing 180s in the water but i never linked to wind waker storage super swim untill I saw a run
What monster uses a green cross to indicate done task?
I thought the same thing. That should be a checkmark, not an X.
@@Zebo12345678 you check empty boxes, you cross off words and images
I'm still kinda confused why you cant just jump off the starting tower in Wind Waker HD for JOTWAD%?
Lol yeah
It's not high enough to damage you
It’s Jump Off The Windmill And Die%, I think.
I was one of the lucky few who got the Wii U pro controller years ago when it was only like 25 bucks. Get controllers early people. Before they cost sooo much.
You didn't have to open the fountain up for painter guy
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CLIPPED 23:42 HAHAHA
"I don't think I'm ever getting laid" -Linkus7
That first one just sounds creepy, that sound and just dying over and over with no way out...
i love how random some of these are
“Youcanescapebydoingaframeperfectbackflip”
Link dank, dink, he smoking that stickarette...
When this video ended I had 69 percent on my phone left.
Damn. I nearly started my stick and link already finished his. Boy got lungs for days.
18:01 thats a blss/ bow smuggling slide. A pretty cool glitch
For some reason I thought this was point crows channel, so I was so confused, now I am wondering how I was so stupid.
Many brain cells died to bring us this video
chalk board ptsd just happened from an ad at the beginning of the video, uh those spoons if you can even call them that, i'm still shivering from how disgusting that is, its an ice cream ad by Haagen Dazs and there exist generic stainless steel spoons(nothing is stainless steel, i have scrubbed, soaked, cried in my sleep and nothing is getting that coffee stain out and that single itty bitty spot is not ok for an ocd person and i can't chuck it out cause like every good spoon it came in a set with other matching cutlery) which we can all agree are pretty amazing, they function as a spoon rather well and yet the spoon in that ad, i don't have a ruler to make a guesstimate on the exact size but comparing it to the random D battery that i have just to the left of me, its about that thick give or take a few millimeters and sure we all have a ladle but this wasn't a ladle and it didn't look like an ice cream scoop which we all should have as well, it was a garish, bead encrusted ice cream scoop, i had to see the video again cause i needed to actually figure out what it was and there's a reason that "spoons"(spoons, ladles, shovels, trowels, ice cream scoops) historically speaking, when it comes to efficiency don't have beads covering the entire thing, that would feel awful to hold and be a bitch to get shit out of the grooves, anyway so that's just me complaining randomly about the visual assault on my eyes just then.
P.S: i had to google a few things here and there and also youtube search the ad which is why this whole comment is rather contradictory on if it was a spoon or not, it was a spoon, a specialized spoon made to scoop out icecream
I didnt know that there were so many meme categories for spedrunning Zelda lmao
Why are all Zelda speed runners so handsome….?
15:00 the speedrun Linkus will never get to do
So now we have finally actiwaited the windmill - Linkus7 2022
My excitement when I realized what dank% means is more than I've experienced in a very long time :)
You think the people of windfall would have stopped that kid from jumping for the *fifth time! I mean, link like does in front of everyone.
I wish I knew half these glitches when I played these games.
Sceptilian actually exists! Neat.
9:30 I had no idea what was going on until this
I expected that last category to be in adventure of link
oh ya the healing lady in the town was definitely doing some shady stuff
Woah, linkus seems so different from a few years ago since I last watched a run.
Link. Master of time management. Tp%
Dang, first time I’ve seen a linkus vid since 2019. He looks good. Glad he’s still at it
Do u use a specific controller for every speedrun or do u alternate between n64 wii u controllers and whatever else?
Dank is the weed itself, not the state of intoxication. Square. 😎
One of the twitch comments “my wifi crashed, nearly missed sex”.
cmon Linkus, everybody knows that you're supposed to stare at the onion, not the wall for midnight meeting
I saw someone in the twitch chat say youtube never says hi back. So I'm here to say: Hello Twitch Chat
15:10 no, hes gonna go into a corner and start grunting
So glad the uploads are back on linkus7 daily!