Hasan Minhaj - White People At Indian Weddings
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- #HasanMinhaj on getting engaged, how white people act at Indian weddings, and how much immigrants love secrets.
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is this cumin????
ur eating rice Chris, f*ckin relax :))))))))))))
Noone laughed ... literally noone laughed!!! Its like you make jokes on white people and they'll be as silent as a monk but the time you start talking about brown guys... they lose their shit@!!
Govind Sriram I’m laughing at that one too
@@sanyamjain9523 I guess they edited the part out since you see a weird cut after he said that
funny as fuck and the crowd was dead
@@sanyamjain9523 Think about what you said dude. No one laughed. That includes everyone, including non white people. Its not that White people didn't laugh because they were offended, no one laughed because he isn't funny.
He is a writer. He can write stuff well i suppose, but he isnt a performer
One day, I showed my dad one of Hasan's videos. And all of a sudden, "I know him!" Turns out, Hasan's dad and my dad were best friends. I found Hasan's dad's number online using info my dad gave me, and that, my friends, is how a comedy show can bring two old men back together.
Well I mean sure I guess
What a great fake story.
Sohaib Sana'an exactly
azamgarh?
On today's episode of, "Something that never happened"
As someone who's tried both, Indians should not request Hershey's, because Cadbury is hands down a million times better
Agreed.
Nah.........
I have tried both but Hersheys is way better they cant be compared
I live in the US and whenever my dadi visits is she brings cadbury and i agree, it so much better
European chocolates are better.
I went to a wedding reception where there were few enough English-only speaking guests (everybody else spoke Vietnamese or was bilingual or was trilingual) that they sat us at one table - we nicknamed it the 'white table' as we were the only eight white guests. They brought out a bowl of sauce. Each bowl of sauce had a flayed celery stick in it. Everybody at my table immediately started munching on the celery - dipping - munching -dipping -munching. They then brought out the duck; the duck that we were meant to spread the sauce on; using the flayed celery sticks we had just eaten. We were very embarrassed but were rescued quickly by the waiters who had, seeing our gauche behavior, brought replacement celery sticks.
My groom (one of my very best friends) said, afterwards 'We saw you all munching on the celery sticks and couldn't figure out how to, politely, get you to stop.' Then he said 'And you ate them so fast.'
LOL This is hilarious
hahahaha! I love that they were groaning but also trying so hard to figure out how to be polite about it. lol I used to joke to cab drivers in Chile, being so pale, that I was the "ghost of the beach." Always drew a laugh. Use what you got :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol O no....
I tried out a new Thai restaurant…
when the lady asked “how hot do you want? one star
two star?”
and I said: how you would make it for your own family
and she said:
“You sure you American?”
I felt how painful the silence was for the Frodo joke.
Rightttt
to be honest i didn’t really understand that joke so the crowd probably didn’t either
@@guy2574 It’s a LOTR reference. It’s a nerdy joke most wouldn’t get.
which one? Genuinely curious
Sam and Frodo argued on whether they should keep the ring or not. Frodo wanted to keep it and Sam wanted him to destroy it. So they wouldn’t have argued as much if they had Hassan’s wedding ring and they would be like ....throw it into Mordor....man I thought this was common knowledge??
"Oooooohhhhhh the colours.....!!!?!!" I have seen this hype too! 😂😂😂
It must be a crime to be interested in things that are different
@@chrisparrot2660 No Chris. I like the interest. It's not a crime at all. Please don't mind the comments and also the comedian.
I too go crazy! Even getting into Indian Weddings on PINTEREST ! No joke ! Hot piiiink!! Lights!!! The silks! Dancing! I'm in raptures. ! I get delirious! He's right!
Ok
@@chrisparrot2660 it is just because it is funny
"You're eating rice Chris, fucking relax." 😂😂😂
😂
I'm from Aligarh, India. There are still so many seemas even now in Aligarh.
Shadab Alam yeah lol aligarh is full of pathans
Shadab Alam did you get one?😂😂
Groot Official LMAO
*+Shadab Alam* aap akele ho ya dukele?
if not, then you too can hitch one.
but if you do, then please stay clear of migrating the kids to that shithole
else they might end up cracking humourless crass kokers like, they came out of your scrotum on the stage!
You got Oreos or not?
I love both sides of this thing he's describing, how both cultures are so fascinated with each other. Culture shock is a really fun part of life. :)
"That's inception: Immigrant style" 😂😂
We all saw Nick Jonas at the Ambani wedding
dsthing lmao
Hahahaha!
dsthing *engagement
Fouzan pre engagement celebration apparantly
And now he's engaged to Priyanka Chopra. I can't wait to crash that wedding ;)
He covered so many stories in such a short amount of time. I love him
The minute you tell anyone back in your home country you're coming to visit
BAM
You are now a delivery company
this is so relatable to me 😂😂
one of my cousin used to stay in US for years for job purpose. he used to bring snickers, Mars bar, Pringle and a few other things and we used to save each of those in refrigerator and eat one when we really really wanted to. because once it's finished, we gotta wait for the next year to have more. 😂
IM NOT BEING RACIST
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve seen one of the white guests start humming the wedding anthem (I mean the one when the bride walks down the isle), and I have to tell them to shut up because the rituals are going on
Then they give me this offended look and I’m like “well, you can leave if you want”.
So that means all whites suck?
@@chrisparrot2660 ? How did you get that from that?
Chris Parrot aww you’re going round the comment section spreading salty comments 💀💀
Chris Parrot way to take everything out of proportion. Didn’t expect anything otherwise
Yes but when I got (I’m white my husbands Indian) married, all the white guests lost their mind when they realized they did not have to sit and be quiet for the ceremony and could go get snacks etc
Any Indians Watching ???!!!
no
Yes👊
+Aishwarya Net I see you everywhere!! Any UA-cam video that has anything to do with Indians in America you're there. ANNOYING AF 👊
Aishwarya Net me.
@@goosenuggets9693 Exactly 😂😂
Damn it looks like a piece from 1950. Hassan looks like you have long overdue trip to india 😂
Infact let the stupid fuck be in US with his chai tea and yoga studios. We are certainly better off without him.
I'm too scared everybody speaks funny and it's too spicy smell of spices in the air would drive me nuts,plus I'm from America where we have over 200 nationalities in different cultures I won't be able to handle one nationality one kind of food I would go crazy
@@tydiab8838 oh dude! I am so sorry did ya... you gotta know that india is so diverse that those 200 hundred countries wont have half as much variety if food India has. Have you ever been here?
@@tydiab8838 are u being sarcastic or serious?
Depends on where in India tho
Oh come on man, snicker has been available in India for many years
He is talking about 1990's when he visited
@@adityaswamy9647 Didn't know there was ipad retina in the 90s. He does clearly say 'you are asking for Hershey's. You could be asking for ipad retina'.
yeah but its probably over priced and formulated different
"my parents are immigrants"
**crowd laughs**
the stuff about immigrant secrets is so true dude. i dont know anything about my parents life pre me. last year my dad casually brought up the fact that before i was born he was in a coma for a few months after a nearly fatal car accident
Which decade is he living in? India has all the products he mentioned. I don’t know why brown comedians has to still stick to stereotypical desi comedies that were appropriate only in the 1980s
He is talking about when he visited India in the 90,'s
I totally agree with you. I like his shows, but this one was boring, also when I visit India my cousins teach me a thing or two about brands and popular things😂
Guys!! He’s talking about when he was younger!!
exactly,he made it look as if we are living under rocks in india
Agreed. It's annoying tbh🙄
Hershey's and Snickers
they've been in India for a very long time
and we all know about nougat from those 5 star ads
They were not here 20-30 years ago
i think they became popular in India from about 7 or 8 years ago.
All Indians who are butt hurt about incorrect representation of India, please notice that he is a comedian, he writes jokes, aren't CID Jokes incorrect representation of the TV Show, or Santa-Banta joke incorrect representation of Sikhs, or "Haathi-Chuha" jokes misrepresentation of animals?
Please.
Well said
Pandit Gangadhar V M O N Shastri I like your UA-cam name haha
Pandit Gangadhar V M O N Shastri THANK YOU!!!! People will overthink everything
Then minhaz also shouldn't get butt hurt when bill maher allegedly misrepresent islam...see bro bill maher is also comedian...people will say what ever they want...
You too Shaktiman hahaha
Hershey’s n Snickers? May have been relevant some 15-20 years back.
He was talking about 90's that is 15-20 yes back
@@noonerelevant6392 that's why it wasn't funny.
Hasan is so likable, it actually helps people to find other good sides of accepting immigrants. I'm so thankful for him & the other people that have contributed in lifting up immigrants. it was so hard back then for the older generation.
Likable but so boring
My Grandparents never taught my mom Italian. That was their secret.
that nougat thing is so on point bruh my american teacher brought back reeses cups and no one had ever seen them before (that's still the only time ive seen one to this day) and i spent an hour eating that shit so it'd last. we were YELLING
Hasan, we don't ask our emigrant relatives to bring something expensive like an iPad pro because we know the med bills are expensive............
The audience is rather tough.
Riiiight??? Omg!!!
He's actually not that funny tho
@@althea5265 did you like your own comment?
Once my friend came back from America and she got me some chocolates from the dollar store (Mind you, we were just 7 years old) and I didn't know the difference between dollars and rupees, so I started freaking out about the fact that she got those chocolates for just 1 rupee 😂😂
Last time he went to India was in 1950s, maybe?
You might wanna come to India dude. Your jobs already have :-p
no way, too much pollution & fucked up nazi class system.
Damn that roastttt 😂
Jobs.?
@@Dichtsau yea bc America is perfect right?
@@tusharrawat6670 Indians have taken the jobs
Dude, we've had all those chocolates, candies and more. Both local and foreign in india. What're you talking about. Sometimes i feel like Hassan is one of those 'cool kids' that i avoid. Cool kids are too cool to live with. Has he been here in india? He's out there talking about candies. Nobody's out there talking about indian sweets. The greatest in da world. Whoop whoop!
Nah the sweets are trash but PANI PURIIIII
My nicknames Sahil and my real name is Anab. How many times have I told you that Hasan? Miss you though and proud of u!
I am in Aligarh and laughing at the jokes. God bless u bro
Yes very funny
2:09 my exact relationship with Shyamalan
"You're eating rice, Chris, fuckin' relax" 😂😂😂😂 and "NOUGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When I travel overseas, some friends ask me to get achar or some specific papad and they go insane when they see it. Can I also take a Hershey dig on them. People in US should know that the world does not revolve around them
They are entitled or at least they think they are.
Exactly! If I'd get one rupee everytime I saw a statement as true as this one.... I'll only have one rupee :P
“ CAPRI- SUNS ON ME” 😂😂😂OMGG
That M Night Shyamalan backhanded show of support was ruthless, lol
im mad that no one laughed at that LOTR joke, it was brilliant!
We do have harshey, Oreo and snickers in India. I still don't have any idea what are you talking about.
Snickers*
@@abhishek_soni1 thanks
So we have that in 90s he is talking about that time pal
He was comparing Oreo, iPad retina, a twix and black president. so I don't think he was referring 90s but year 2012 or 13.
This brings back memories of joking around with cousins at the wedding of one of our brown uncles and his white fiancée (or vice versa)
As a person who lives in Aligarh,
We HAVE Hersheys here
Basically, you get into debt with Indian Wedding.
I think now we all know how all kinds of stereotypes for indians came up in the first place.
Even if he meant it as a joke, this guy honestly is just feeding off of the naivety of the people with the same roots.
I have watched stand up of so many comedians,
Russell Peters is a super famous Indian comedian I know of,
But you guys, he's hands down the best
Because he trolls every single ethnicity equally without being offensive or disrespectful.
As an observer, all it comes down to in Minaj's videos are either related to Muslims or Indians.
No wonder his viewership hasn't expanded so far!
I find his comments/jokes offensive. He makes it sound like Indians havent ever seen anything. Expected better from him.
Agree to both. But I guess when he came to India last
Wtf we have snickers lmao
This is so true. When I was planning to visit India, i called my cousin and all she wanted were Skittles
"Hershey's is the Flava Flav of chocolate. Just dark and irrelevant." I cried laughing at that.
This guy is misleading already clueless white peeps about India and the problem is that its not even funny
Swati Sinha I never find this guy fun.. His vid popped up when watching the daily show.. And tried it.. But he he is kinda a forcer
yes, i also think he forces jokes.
upper castes sucked brits in india earlier now they do it in usa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:15 damn lucky girl😁😇💖
We get Hershey's and Snickers here in India -__- .... am having those since childhood come on Minhaj!
He was talking about the 90s :()
@@namjesus1998 i was born 1993
(screeems) 😂😂 I can relate.. "the rapper that made it"
My family is from Haiti I can relate.
As a first generation I loveeeeeee Hasannnnn. He is honestly too relatable
Lol why’d he empty the clip on Flava Flav like that? 🤣🤣🤣
"Just bring Hershey's." No joke, I've actually had this exact conversation. 😅😅
Have you actually been to India?? If yes, were you in time machine traveling in the past?
Have you heard of this word called “joke”?
@@justchillin2774 Fuck You Bastard
@@thecarenthusiast8886 Calm down kiddo
@@thecarenthusiast8886 yeah she really liked those russian nesting dolls, thanks for those
@@thecarenthusiast8886 u seem like a nice guy
I am here from aligarh 😂😂
Is the crowd made of desi uncles? Why are they so dead lol
Eh it's not really funny
(Forced Laughing)
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha So Funny
3:47...Is that raghav from dance plus???
“WHAT THE FUCK IS NOUGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” made me fucking lose it
I was so disappointed that Netflix cancelled your show. I made myself figure out Netflix because you are the most incisive.
Well, he did lie in his shows. He made a 20min segment on India, where he lied about all 3 caveats of a new law and didnt mention the backstory behind the law. He represents Muslims and not Indians, certainly not objectively.
Bro, your jokes game me the 90's vibe. Step up your game.
Please get a life, hes a comedian...
@@Msm1234msm please get a sneaker 😅
@@Msm1234msm
Please get a life, and stop licking the boots of some generic stereotypical comedian
The immigrant part and the marriage part was taken from his netflix special
when your nickname is Hershey and you hear Hassan shit-talking you and your like “dAmN, it really do be like that”
He's such a cinnamon roll ♥️😍
Hey I'm from Aligarh! and its still a small town...
lmao i feel like some people in the crowd were too scared to laugh
Getting Hershey's and Oreo makes him rich
He should get Oreo and Hershey's as his payment for such stand up comedy
Honestly he is ABCD ( American Born Confused Desi)
Lmao had to talk about the purple box of Samoa’s 🤣🤣🤣 he’s not wrong at all. That box changes your LIIIFFFEEEE.
Hasan Minhaj has become a real superstar.
"Seema was that chick"
I am from that indian town❣️❣️kudos
“Hershey’s is a bottom barrel chocolate” Hasan, you’re great and I like you, but I’ll fight you over that
I'm sorry you've never had like... at least Godiva chocolates. Praying for you.
IK SMH
@@kotryna5682 godiva is overpriced shit
It really is though. Like it's not bad, but there is WAY better chocolate. If you're ever in the Pittsburgh area buy Anderson's or Sarris, fifty thousand times better than anything you can get nation wide.
@@stephsaguudefan1753 I’ll admit it’s not the best chocolate out there, but “bottom barrel” is kinda harsh 😂
2015, what a simpler time
Guys, relax. I am from Aligarh, its a district in the state of Uttar Pradesh and isn't much developed except it has a reputed central university named Aligarh Muslim University. But the town started to develop very recently, now all those goods are available, but this wasn't the case 10-15 years back. So, whatever he's saying holds true for past years but irrelevant now.
but about Seema, that can't be true. I'm from Aligarh too.
His outfit is on point. Those J's are soo fresh
"gonna try to be monogamous"
Now that is an impressively "don't say I didn't warn you" way to phrase a wedding vow.
Do I Know You I agree in poor taste. ..... that isn’t funny
Can't believe so many people are pissed. He is not representing India. Maybe jokes weren't that funny, but I don't think we should get offended. Besides, being able to laugh at ourselves is what we need to learn. Don't take yourself so seriously and don't be worried that some comedian can represent a bad picture of India.
Talking about the bad picture of India. you know what that would really be about and that ain't chocolate.
Showing how easily we get pissed in the comments section is also not representing a good picture of India. So what good are you for?
I will try to rephrase.. he is doing his job, good or bad, and he is not even Indian and we have no control over him, he made fun of Trump in the whitehouse, roasted him so badly, but even Trump knew better than saying anything against the comedian. The best way to silence someone is by not being bothered by them at all. Because so many bothered people in the comments section of every video posted on Indians do create a stereotype and my friend unlike his point of view, your point of view matters because you are a real Indian and you are not being comic when you are commenting here. I live in Ireland and has met and made many friends from many countries and have seen people knowing about actual issues and also appreciating the better part of India, haven't seen anyone believing in his chocolate theory. I am speaking with my experience, people who are reasonable always know how much to believe in the stereotypes.
And on your point that their jokes don't even relate - Well, I certainly hope they don't relate. Because if they start to relate, it might sting far worse.
I see your point though and I am not saying what you said is wrong, all I am saying is that let's not be bothered - and try to see a bigger picture and try to think how can you make a difference, by commenting here or by being better and above of this social media bullshit. Have you heard the phrase - your action speaks louder than your words.
Oh yeah... I agree.. except couple of punches in the beginning it was easily his worst.
Vishal Pandey beacuse you idiot the Whitey will believe anything he says. they aldready think india is poor now it will be confirmed. its annoying .
alright.. maybe you can save us all
The Sauce whatever. i said that because whatever Whitey believes the rest of the world believes. if the bbc makes a documentary on india on slums the world thinks india is a slum. when indians make documentary on our growing cities the world still thinks india is slum. dont get too caught up in literal meanings.
Best wishes on your marriage. Best wishes to you and your new wife.
You are so right in your Indian wedding observation.. funny. 💕
one ring to rule them all ....wonderful LOL
Okay so it was supposed to be about the weddings??? Where's that part?!! 😑
Shoutout from Aligarh.. Much love.
I went to an Indian wedding it was the longest ceremony of my life
Yes they want to burn in into your brain.
mom's a ninja 🤣🤣🤣
wtf was that😂😂😂😂. current L standings
1. Germany
2. Hasan Minaj
3. Drake
This guy gets it.
Mr. Spadex hahaha....agreed
😂 Hasan is the BOMB
💜💫🧡
I'd be happy if my relatives actually bought me an ipad when they come back from the states. They only bring me m&m's and snickers and I don't even like them.
Those chocolates
. We can already buy it everywhere here..
So what are you talking about.?
This is too stereotypical like man we have Hershey and Snickers here 😐😐
He’s talking about the 90s dumbass
@@artheaux666 He was comparing Oreo, iPad retina, twix and black president , so it's not 90's you uneducated blabberer.
I'm Polish and we do pretty cool weddings but if you ever get invited to an Ethiopian wedding drop any other plans and go!
I love this guy so much XD
Came from Jaby Koay's channel to say that your piece about "the rapper that made it" was too 90s. Now you guys are just called pretentious.
Any pakistanis who can relate too??
Right here!! 🙋🏽♀️
his eyes are sooo pretty MA
After watching vir das, I don't like this one.. Up your game buddy.. 🌸
Anushka Martolia
I like Hasan better
Check out Patriot Act !
you deserve vir das. hasan is not your cup of tea.
Sooo true!!! I went to the tiniest village in Mexico that you could think of. Poor AF so grateful the sacrifices my parents have made for us. Point is my mom made me get clothes I didn't want so I could give it away. I did felt like a celebrity using my popularity for a good cause 😂
You know every time I go into a 7-11 the manager is like...
You're a racist
This was quite condescending
Is it just me, or does 99% of his banter sound like his homecoming episode on Netflix? 😂