Hasan Minhaj’s testimony before Congress on the student loan crisis

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  • @SourSourSour
    @SourSourSour 4 роки тому +14759

    He isn't making jokes for them, he's making jokes for us.

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 4 роки тому +69

      Marc yoooooo foorrr rreaaalllll

    • @vanelaguereja
      @vanelaguereja 4 роки тому +53

      clap clap clap, best comment

    • @dhareshm6189
      @dhareshm6189 4 роки тому +104

      Cause they don't like to liven the tense mood they have there. Having some playfullness is very necessary when dealing with certain situations.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 роки тому +5

      True!

    • @SylvesterJamison
      @SylvesterJamison 4 роки тому +29

      He managed to piss off one the people up there

  • @daltonwatson2058
    @daltonwatson2058 5 років тому +10212

    Why is a comedian the person with the most integrity in the room?

    • @engrmuhammadwaqas5225
      @engrmuhammadwaqas5225 4 роки тому +303

      Well, honestly, today if one has the most integrity is treated as a comedian. don't you agree?

    • @johnobrien1528
      @johnobrien1528 4 роки тому +115

      Usually the smartest people in the room.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 4 роки тому +170

      Because he is a comedian, who is someone who makes voluntary comedy and is in front of politicians who are people who make involuntary comedy...

    • @NothingButAComment
      @NothingButAComment 4 роки тому +30

      welcome to America

    • @SD-yt9fe
      @SD-yt9fe 4 роки тому +19

      Because it's america

  • @autumnrose3829
    @autumnrose3829 4 роки тому +10095

    The woman next to him was smiling the entire time. She understood

  • @harbirsingh7266
    @harbirsingh7266 Рік тому +1822

    That guy pointing out that Hasan thought this was a joke didn't understand what he was trying to do. By cracking jokes constantly, he made sure this hearing would be watched by tons of people, which would raise awareness on the issue. He succeeded.

    • @victorrev1253
      @victorrev1253 Рік тому +28

      He was just jealous

    • @patricktsao9630
      @patricktsao9630 Рік тому +58

      That tie-neck Duffy was conflating "I'm making jokes" with "I'm not being serious about the points I'm making."
      He thinks you can't make jokes and also make a point seriously. Which really says something about Duffy's sense of humor and his ability to comprehend the things people say generally. If a person can't hear someone's point without being so waylaid by the way they say it, then they're not a good listener and shouldn't be in charge of representing people, where you're supposed to fucking listen.

    • @sarahmauricio9699
      @sarahmauricio9699 3 місяці тому

      What alternate reality do you live in? Jesus christ

  • @elij.514
    @elij.514 4 роки тому +21767

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that this dude was doing comedy while testifying before congress? Absolute legend.

  • @styper28
    @styper28 5 років тому +18763

    I love the fact that he is fighting for something that doesn't even affect him directly because he understands that it affects millions of Americans! He is the best!

    • @norysetha8447
      @norysetha8447 5 років тому +249

      what you're talking about right there is what we all desperately hope for when we support certain politicians, that they will fight for us even if our struggles aren't exactly the same.

    • @laturista1000
      @laturista1000 5 років тому +34

      what if I told you Hasan has massive student loan debt?

    • @styper28
      @styper28 5 років тому +102

      @@laturista1000 I would say how you know? how much? and it doesn't change my opinion on him and how we must support each other - all working class.

    • @laturista1000
      @laturista1000 5 років тому +9

      @@styper28 what if I told you that the u.s. fiat currency is going to collapse. And that physical gold will go up to $10,000 per ounce

    • @msarchive6247
      @msarchive6247 5 років тому +71

      @@laturista1000 he said he doesn't in the video.

  • @alexanderromero6236
    @alexanderromero6236 4 роки тому +5924

    They all low key tried to sabotage him and he came back with a good response every time

    • @FaiGal
      @FaiGal 4 роки тому +336

      Alexander Romero Hard to make a fool out of someone who’s a pro at fooling around

    • @SFBoss220
      @SFBoss220 4 роки тому +192

      Exactly, their stale asses DON'T get it where he's coming from and he's younger than they are, so their not expecting him to be as reserved/ or as intelligent as he is.

    • @SFBoss220
      @SFBoss220 4 роки тому +18

      Khansa Suweleh Absolutely 👍🏾

    • @MohammedImran-jq6ef
      @MohammedImran-jq6ef 4 роки тому +4

      Actually when both persons of same age comes on one platform will have difference on same issue .

    • @sulasaurus
      @sulasaurus 4 роки тому

      @@FaiGal that was poetic damn

  • @naqidoesps4
    @naqidoesps4 Рік тому +215

    As another Muslim living in America, I can confirm that his opening was probably the most solid thing he could've done

  • @Gfp49
    @Gfp49 4 роки тому +5717

    The lack of laughter is yet another reason not to trust Congress

    • @amirolonz
      @amirolonz 4 роки тому +113

      I disagree. They have to work really really hard to hold back their laughter cuz his joke is really good.

    • @simplyme4851
      @simplyme4851 4 роки тому +63

      Yeah but they wouldnt have to hold back their laughter if they werent trying to launder money

    • @simplyme4851
      @simplyme4851 4 роки тому +10

      Miro Miro Desu in fact this entire testimony wouldnt be happening if they werent trying to launder money

    • @amirolonz
      @amirolonz 4 роки тому +16

      @@simplyme4851 I'm sorry if I offend anyone. But my comment there was supposed to be a joke. 😂

    • @chloeroberson9416
      @chloeroberson9416 4 роки тому +11

      they failed the vibe check

  • @tainoman1998
    @tainoman1998 3 роки тому +13209

    My mans got all of his arguments out accurately and efficiently WHILE clowning on Congress. Get him a medal

    • @gangstapenguin2773
      @gangstapenguin2773 3 роки тому +47

      stephen colbert did the same thing involving migrant labor

    • @roses_in_sonder5217
      @roses_in_sonder5217 3 роки тому +166

      Literally, I can't believe a chairman got pissed when Hasan is talking openly about a political issue, with great points and research, and pointing out the flaws of white supremacy and the abuse of the system. He ain't joking when he making you look like a clown sir

    • @roses_in_sonder5217
      @roses_in_sonder5217 3 роки тому +65

      @@herderter2744 Hilarious - I am white and was born in America fool. The fact you choose to close your ears to the truth of your privileges is sad.

    • @mithunkumar25557
      @mithunkumar25557 3 роки тому +24

      @@herderter2744 Before telling others to go back, when are you going to Europe you blabbering fool?

    • @hahnkf8111
      @hahnkf8111 3 роки тому +4

      roses_in_sonder He’s not talking openly about a political issue, he’s insisting that student loan debt is an issue of politics rather than an issue of shameful youth indulging in communistic tendencies just so they won’t have to worry about their crippling debt they gave themselves

  • @Liletter
    @Liletter 4 роки тому +7589

    Why aren’t they laughing? Professionalism is overrated.

    • @joshmarden9933
      @joshmarden9933 4 роки тому +477

      It's a room full of lobbyist bribed friends. They're mostly dead inside.

    • @ianeiI
      @ianeiI 4 роки тому +235

      Because the jokes are on them

    • @GeorgeNolte
      @GeorgeNolte 4 роки тому +95

      you can be professional and laugh. Professionalism, that is when an individual conducts themselves in a manner consistent with the competence or skill expected of said professional, has nothing to do with laughing or smiling, unless you're in a job where those things are strictly prohibited or very much out of place (funeral directors making dead grandfather jokes would be HIGHLY unprofessional, primary school teachers laughing about pedophilia would not only be unprofessional but also call in to question their ability to properly do their job).
      I don't think there's anything about being a lawyer or politician that indicates that to be competent or skilled in that position, you can't laugh.

    • @muhammadsaqeeb5298
      @muhammadsaqeeb5298 4 роки тому +6

      @@GeorgeNolte professionalism is a matter of procedure so relationships are managed by a business. You can be honest and thats the professional procedure

    • @stace6971
      @stace6971 4 роки тому +29

      Except the woman on the left of him lmao

  • @bryceallen
    @bryceallen Рік тому +170

    I love how he appealed to each committee member by directly contextualizing their cost of college attendance in reference to today’s figures. It’s not only an appeal to their empathy, but also a testament to his research process.

  • @kpown1
    @kpown1 4 роки тому +3144

    The boomers are SO out of touch.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah I used to think it was the WW2 generation and before who pulled the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" bullshit the most because the boomer during the 60s were like "fuck it man, the systems gonna fuck you anyway"...but if you think about it the WW1 generation was gonna burn down DC if the vets didnt get benifits (see: "bonus marches") and Eisenhower had the bighest tax on the rich ever...but the Boomer fuckers are the worst at the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" bullshit. Alot of the newer generation of Americans are cooler. And Waters an old black woman still screwed his name up but the younger black woman next to him caught it and looked over at him instantly. Generations are a trip man.

    • @chuctanundaspiderbone5407
      @chuctanundaspiderbone5407 4 роки тому +18

      Not all of us are completely out of touch. One thing to remember is that the trend of making college impossible for all but the richest started back in the early 80's. We called it Reaganomics. Now it is called business as usual. And yes, when I look at these old white guys running things, I am appalled to realize that many of them are my age. When I started college, during the Carter administration, a union carpenter's daughter could pay for everything with a Pell Grant, which was available to middle to low-income students. When Reagan became president, suddenly Pell grants practically disappeared, and you had to borrow, or be independently wealthy to finish college. At the same time, tuition started ballooning, while wages stagnated. This was not something the Boomers started, but maybe we were asleep at the wheel when it started happening. However, blaming a generation for the structure of our economy is not productive. Look at all the things Millenials get blamed for. Is it all true? NO. I can think of a couple Millenials who definitely are making a difference. Look at AOC and Ilhan Omar. When I was their age, it was unthinkable that a working class girl could get elected to Congress, and they did it WITHOUT corporate money. If you don't like how people are running things, then maybe you young folks should get up there and help them run it. It is your future at stake. I wish you well.

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 4 роки тому

      @@chuctanundaspiderbone5407 Thank you

    • @LqudIccub
      @LqudIccub 4 роки тому

      Can't wait for them to die off

    • @chuctanundaspiderbone5407
      @chuctanundaspiderbone5407 4 роки тому +1

      @@LqudIccub Did it ever occur to you that the people you are wishing death to are part of this conversation? At what point do we start believing that being mean and hateful is going to make things better? What are you personally doing in your life to make positive changes in this world that help other people, maybe for those who are younger than you who will have to deal with the impact of your attitude toward others you know nothing about.

  • @ohsehundinfiresman9726
    @ohsehundinfiresman9726 5 років тому +18722

    The audacity of Americans to call Hasan a "joke" when he is a comedian, while having a president as Trump 😬

  • @angeltrejo504
    @angeltrejo504 5 років тому +2383

    I think he’s being himself, he didn’t let the room get to him. He’s smart for that don’t say he’s dumb.

  • @MartinWolt
    @MartinWolt 2 роки тому +966

    I grew up hearing that going to college was essential. I HAD to work my ass off and get good grades to get into a good college. It was the responsible thing to do. Despite good grades, I couldn't afford college. So I joined the army, because, I was told, they would pay for my college. But after I got out, it wasn't even close to enough money to get my degree. So I borrowed the rest, because the college promised it provided career experts that would help me find a job. After getting my masters, the only thing those experts found for me were unpaid internships, which I worked, for years, because the people I slaved away for promised my efforts would lead to a good job. It didn't. So I was told that what I REALLY needed to do was learn coding. So, I did. More debt. And everywhere I tried to get a job coding, I'm told I'm too old to start in that field. Now, I'm an Uber driver, drowning in college debt, listening to people born with a silver spoon in their mouth telling me how irresponsible it was that I did any of that.

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 2 роки тому +39

      What masters did you have?
      And theres no such thing as too old to code, some people I know started at 40 with no degrees only bootcamps and certifications.

    • @diegoarriaga3132
      @diegoarriaga3132 2 роки тому +17

      I was personally thinking joining the army for college. Did they really not pay all of your education?

    • @Dra3000
      @Dra3000 2 роки тому +5

      @@winzyl9546 he said he was told...not he didn't think it was possible

    • @pranavviswanathan5883
      @pranavviswanathan5883 2 роки тому +17

      @@winzyl9546 So the thing is there is a significant difference between a bootcamp born developer and a Software Engineer.
      Its commonly stated and known that like around 40 is the high point in Software. In other proffessions like doctors or lawyers, your oppurtunities increase with age and experience but thats not the case in software.

    • @siewheilou399
      @siewheilou399 Рік тому

      @@winzyl9546 Yeah, there is such a thing, not a teen who can code? You are not even qualify for the coding labour, the bottom of the coders.

  • @iwanttowatchyoutubenow
    @iwanttowatchyoutubenow 5 років тому +4659

    He opened with, condemn radical Islamists, just putting that out there... and closed with the funniest line... *I will now go back to where I came from* lol. Has me cracking up.

    • @meefog786
      @meefog786 5 років тому +166

      Indeed.. he is most intelligent comedian out there. I await for his next episode. He builds his script based on data and facts.

    • @sahutokeyho3534
      @sahutokeyho3534 5 років тому +8

      He is from india

    • @SK-hd1yk
      @SK-hd1yk 5 років тому +18

      Christin Cornion exactly, I hate nationalism. It’s dangerous. Look at the state of this world.

    • @sarthaksharma4816
      @sarthaksharma4816 5 років тому +9

      @UA-camr Eightyonethousand ewww bruh! You stink!

    • @sparow1211
      @sparow1211 5 років тому +10

      @UA-camr Eightyonethousand Nice reply to this loser guys. I am an Indian and I am seriously worried because people like him are destroying my country just like Trump.

  • @monkebren
    @monkebren 5 років тому +4034

    “They want the best option, not a CVS receipt”
    Savage lmaoo

    • @h.amz.a2262
      @h.amz.a2262 4 роки тому +8

      What is a CVS? I dont get it

    • @adamsons8057
      @adamsons8057 4 роки тому +103

      H.AmZ.A: it’s like medium sized Grocery store where you buy medicine, cookies, drink, teeth & hair brush. After you paid, you’ll receive a long paper receipt 🧾

    • @adriennekromah6865
      @adriennekromah6865 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @sulan1
      @sulan1 4 роки тому +77

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA that dumbass thought he had the best diss and smugly was all "oh I don't think people would like if we read them this whole thing" then Hasan just ended him lmaooooooo

    • @Deathst2r
      @Deathst2r 4 роки тому

      Lmmfboiotfo

  • @tats_sacs
    @tats_sacs Рік тому +368

    This is why we need Hasan to be permanent on the daily show. He went to congress for what he believes in just like Jon Stewart and made his point just like Jon.

    • @Liur.
      @Liur. Рік тому +1

      I love all the talent they've brought in, but Hasan is head and shoulder above the rest. ♥️

    • @ellakersey1214
      @ellakersey1214 Рік тому

      Screw TDS, he needs to be in office!

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal 5 років тому +6302

    Hasan is not only a very clever, funny comedian, he's a very engaged political person too. It is a pleasure to listen to his arguments about the student loan crisis.

    • @missbidica7775
      @missbidica7775 5 років тому +31

      @Nadine Smith Cause he can. periodT.

    • @akshayramdaw9003
      @akshayramdaw9003 5 років тому +55

      @Nadine Smith he was born is California 🤔

    • @missbidica7775
      @missbidica7775 5 років тому +41

      @Nadine Smith You need to calm down, you're being too loud...
      Btw, are u swiftie?

    • @SK-hd1yk
      @SK-hd1yk 5 років тому +36

      Nadine Smith the native Americans could say the same thing about your people.

    • @prathiksharao3821
      @prathiksharao3821 5 років тому +11

      @Nadine Smith he's American...

  • @morningcoffee2471
    @morningcoffee2471 4 роки тому +6532

    I hate that guy who asked Hasan that if he thinks it’s a joke. That’s a manipulative and dirty move.

    • @hata3128
      @hata3128 4 роки тому +554

      That dude and the dude before him with red necktie, they are both so damn aggressive. I wonder if they have backgrounds in Wall Street, consulting, banking or some aggressive sell/sell/sell people.

    • @miskers12
      @miskers12 4 роки тому +128

      @@hata3128 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Steil he was an executive, but before that worked for Paul Ryan as an aide.

    • @hata3128
      @hata3128 4 роки тому +102

      @@miskers12 Thank you for the information (and I really appreciate the wiki link). So yes, corporate executive type of guys.

    • @ryanmagiera4402
      @ryanmagiera4402 4 роки тому +281

      ya . he doesn't realize how humor is a device to deliver serious information as well. That dude needs to puff one.

    • @mqlp22
      @mqlp22 4 роки тому +217

      @@ryanmagiera4402 It's almost as if he's never seen Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, or John Oliver. Just because they're making jokes doesn't mean they're making light of the situation. Humour is an incredibly effective way to convey serious information in an easily digestible way.

  • @syeda3241
    @syeda3241 4 роки тому +2338

    "Or if your mom's Aunt Becky, then you can just pay your way into UCLA." *HE DID NOT.*

    • @mmmwhatthefuck
      @mmmwhatthefuck 4 роки тому +62

      I LOVE HIM

    • @loumoose
      @loumoose 4 роки тому +137

      @Upanishadik Liberal Lori Loughlin played "Aunt Becky" on the famous U.S. show Full House. She recently got into a lot of trouble for bribing UCLA to let her daughter attend school there. They can only accept a certain number of people per year so someone who actually worked really hard to get into that college didn't get to go.

    • @goodlife1302
      @goodlife1302 4 роки тому +2

      @@loumoose I don't understand why so many users in UA-cam have cartoons or animal faces on their profile. You are also one among them. Can you please explain me?

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 4 роки тому +24

      @@goodlife1302 A. They like said cartoon B. They like said animal C. They have said animal as a pet D. They're furries E. Better than no profile? F. It's part of a meme. Not everyone's comfortable showing their own faces, so abstracting their profile into a character from a show, be it a live series or cartoon, is pretty common.

    • @aidasall4815
      @aidasall4815 4 роки тому +7

      YES. YES. YES. Except it was USC though lol

  • @swavnasahoo711
    @swavnasahoo711 3 роки тому +351

    I so so love this dude's guts. He is not only well informed and well spoken,but also weaved humour and facts together.

  • @michelab2235
    @michelab2235 3 роки тому +5593

    The man asked a congressman, in Congress “are you a swiftie?” 😭

    • @manasigade_
      @manasigade_ 3 роки тому +170

      That was the funniest bit ngl

    • @pooja8140
      @pooja8140 3 роки тому +51

      LMAFOAOAO that part had me crying😂

    • @hailiesbong2734
      @hailiesbong2734 3 роки тому +18

      I can't 😂

    • @mkviis
      @mkviis 3 роки тому +44

      9:20

    • @Name-jw4sj
      @Name-jw4sj 3 роки тому +85

      Look at the congressmen staffer woman behind him trying really hard not to laugh, biting on her lips.

  • @kavyap6903
    @kavyap6903 4 роки тому +4957

    It’s stupid how they’re treating him like a joke when he’s just throwing casual jokes here and there to lighten up the tense atmosphere. Mans legit spitting facts and they treat him like a joke coz he’s a comedian. Also it’s CRAZY how they expect an 18 year old to know a lot about loans when they just graduated from high school and are entering college. Like???? You expect a kid who briefly learned about student loans in school to make the best decisions? That’s plain stupid

    • @rkt81
      @rkt81 4 роки тому +75

      As some one who has worked in subprime loan, I have come across people making stupid decisions, even after having multiple bankruptcies in their credit reports. And that's when they have yearly household income or revenue, which are considered reasonable, and above median. So I would say, people don't register the fact they have to be responsible when managing their finances, even when they are grown ups.
      College kids are definitely an easy target in the hands of predatory loan retailers. If the students can't find anything better than minimum wage or some thing in their line of study, they get stuck with the debt for a better part of their productive life. They delay buying their first house, committing to a relationship, and most commonly, either delay or avoid having kids till they find a solid base. And let's say, if you miss couple of months paychecks in between, it's end of story for most, since their credit score drops to less than 600. And then there is the payday loans, and other vulture lenders waiting with 19.99% and up, loan products to hit that final nail, putting their life in misery or even worse homeless.

    • @jefftparker
      @jefftparker 4 роки тому +79

      I graduated HS in 2008. Literally EVERYONE told me to go to school. Went for 1 year and it just wasn't for me.
      I shit you not we are just paying the last bill in 2020. I'm not the only one too or some idiot. Shit happens. People are still paying their loans off or never will.
      I have a wife and we don't want kids. If we did I don't know how we would afford one let alone send them to college.

    • @warriorgaming6698
      @warriorgaming6698 4 роки тому +29

      You guys are are learning about student loan in school x?
      Coz in Pakistan We never heard of something like student loan in schools!

    • @fymal
      @fymal 4 роки тому

      oh my freaking god so true so so true

    • @jadeheadphones
      @jadeheadphones 4 роки тому +30

      That's the point. 18 year olds in america are meant to 'know better' and be 'smart enough' yet you're not even allowed to drink because your laws don't believe you are responsible at that age but also want you to make big decisions about money and elections. It's similar in the UK. there were banks who misinformed and practically forced students to sign up with a bank and use an overdraft facility, during the fresher fair. They strong armed students and told them to open up accounts which "they could close later if they wanted to". They were also sold the overdraft facility with "zero interest" and didn't tell them about the interest rates that would be implemented later on, nor did they inform them about the minimum amount they had to pay in each month when using that over draft facility or the minimum amount they had to pay in or pay out to keep the account "active" or their account would be closed.
      Social expectations keep students and the general public zombies to follow what's always been done which keeps them stupid because nobody questions it, so banks cant profit on their decisions they make. Loan companies limit the decisions students allowed to make by giving them either misinformation, that's still legal, like their selling opinionated advice and them adding a disclaimer, but also pushing them to make a decision at that time, or not informing them at all, and expecting them to read and understand the terms and conditions, that's written in jargon, to purposely make it hard for any student leaving high school to understand, but also make it difficult for any general working class person to fully understand.
      Then the blame is misdirected towards parents, "who should have been better informed" to educate their children. Then they blame kids for wanted to go to university when they can't afford it. It's a system that pushes forward a culture that only benefits the rich. It's gatekeeping who can and can't go to university. You can only go so far in certain fields without a university degree. Most jobs, you can work your way up, but having a qualification and work experience will make an employer choose them over the person with just experience because of the value of credentials. You literally can't become a doctor without going to school for it. Anything in medicine, law or education needs a degree. Work experience can only teach you so much. University isn't necessary for most things but there is a social culture which will gatekeep your opportunities in both ways if you attend and if you don't attend.

  • @lorythmem230
    @lorythmem230 5 років тому +2578

    "Are you a Swifty" I AM DYING. THIS MAN HAS BALLS OF STEEL.

  • @dlrulez619
    @dlrulez619 2 роки тому +237

    This is a guy that got a 1300 on the SAT. This just proves that grades and scores don’t always show how *truly* brilliant an individual is

    • @Brown_Mental_Musings
      @Brown_Mental_Musings Рік тому +8

      Out of 1600 btw

    • @jakelee7083
      @jakelee7083 Рік тому +12

      SAT is nothing more than a test of repetition anyway.

    • @yungabdul1871
      @yungabdul1871 Рік тому +18

      1300 is a good score

    • @jillcrowe2626
      @jillcrowe2626 Рік тому +2

      I don't believe that he got a 1300 on his SAT when I got 1400.

    • @ellakersey1214
      @ellakersey1214 Рік тому

      ​@@yungabdul1871that's what I'm saying. 1300 can open quite a few doors 🚪

  • @petercrites9311
    @petercrites9311 5 років тому +2140

    He is making jokes to illustrate how ridiculous the situation is...

    • @DearDesCo
      @DearDesCo 5 років тому +8

      Peter Crites exactly af !!

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 5 років тому +39

      Jokes make people listen. Good political science tactic, Hasan...

    • @jodeytailor7462
      @jodeytailor7462 4 роки тому +3

      Yes. So sad.

    • @charlenee2751
      @charlenee2751 4 роки тому +2

      when I have to speak to people I joke as a way of communicating. its natural not purposeful I can be all kinds of serious but I keep it light.

  • @lotusleo1
    @lotusleo1 5 років тому +1993

    Duffy was so rude calling the genuine intentions of Hasan as a joke.

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 5 років тому +3

      I'm sorry that I didn't see the ex-Premier of Prince Edward Island, Mike Duffy, present.

    • @emmacat3202
      @emmacat3202 5 років тому +20

      He's one of those corporate hacks, that's why he said that.

    • @kurisu7885
      @kurisu7885 5 років тому +9

      For him it has to be so he can dismiss it as not a problem, or more specifically not HIS problem.

    • @rhysmurphy9395
      @rhysmurphy9395 5 років тому +79

      He completely misunderstood why Hasan was cracking jokes. The comedy makes the discourse more accessible to regular people, which is incredibly valuable.

    • @killzone866
      @killzone866 5 років тому +1

      we know who is real masters are/

  • @thekingbuu7145
    @thekingbuu7145 4 роки тому +3632

    I cant believe the name "lil uzi vert" would ever be said in congress

    • @wheezetube607
      @wheezetube607 4 роки тому +27

      Read this right as he said that lmao

    • @enyaalmeida7926
      @enyaalmeida7926 4 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @snow-yd4xs
      @snow-yd4xs 4 роки тому +6

      John Lorenzo hahaha no❤️

    • @IlIeven
      @IlIeven 4 роки тому +5

      Lil Uzi gettin recognition ♥️

    • @wendymills1320
      @wendymills1320 4 роки тому +5

      I’m tired of old farts dictating the youths future

  • @RamanSharma89
    @RamanSharma89 Рік тому +46

    Oh man. what a confidence this man has. and how passionate he's about the issues that he raises in his shows. This is just amazing to see that a person raised an issue in a satire show and that was picked by Congress and they actually invited him to testify. what a way to make an impact on society and government policies. I wish this day comes in India in near future where there will be healthy discussions rather that shitty TV debates and comedy and riots inside Parliament.

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 4 роки тому +1465

    He spoke but they didn’t listen. They never do.

    • @elmo8138
      @elmo8138 4 роки тому +21

      "He was a poem but they couldnt read"

    • @karimaljammal4221
      @karimaljammal4221 4 роки тому +5

      @Kiki you don’t know what they have been through. Not all politicians were born rich

    • @junejun8
      @junejun8 4 роки тому +9

      @@karimaljammal4221 he/she just said majority not all of them. Reread.

  • @vidushikataria3313
    @vidushikataria3313 4 роки тому +3863

    his name is literally not that hard to pronounce

    • @kemberlandon6214
      @kemberlandon6214 4 роки тому +144

      @Eashaan RAJEBHOSALE it really isn't that hard

    • @jan_Masewin
      @jan_Masewin 4 роки тому +20

      Foreign names are usually transcribed pretty well in the Roman alphabet so long as they’re not Western-European

    • @jonathanosmark7140
      @jonathanosmark7140 4 роки тому +100

      swede here and I have no problem pronouncing it. people aren't even bloody trying and it's downright disrespectful XD.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 4 роки тому

      Well then ask yourself if there is really a correlation between spelling and pronounciation in his name.
      Because if I were to hear his name before seeing it written I would spell it "Ménage".

    • @emmanuellehmann9836
      @emmanuellehmann9836 4 роки тому +15

      Like Niki Minaj.

  • @kritikabhasin6753
    @kritikabhasin6753 5 років тому +3065

    Mr. Duffy needs to chill. This is how Hasan literally lives his life. He explains everything in his own comedic way.

    • @spicy7724
      @spicy7724 5 років тому +131

      kritika bhasin true. I could see Duffy’s perspective of how he is trying to say his claims and such in his five minutes, but he does need to calm down. Hisan is no politician or such but he is a citizen who does know his facts for the most part. He as well used comedic topics to allow him to get the attention of audience members, which is smart in my opinion.

    • @roshnipatel6530
      @roshnipatel6530 4 роки тому +26

      kritika bhasin I think he was just annoyed because Hasan was talking over him

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 роки тому +11

      @@spicy7724 True. If I hadn't seen that ep of Patriot Act I wouldn't be as informed on how bad it is as I am now

    • @1crazypirate
      @1crazypirate 4 роки тому +15

      Would you rather him answer congress the way everyone does by dodging questions, answering with vague statements, taking the first minute to thank everybody in the room individually and then point out how great the question is but then go into a long winded response that answers nothing?

    • @MohammedImran-jq6ef
      @MohammedImran-jq6ef 4 роки тому +2

      Well said kritika bhasin .

  • @elearningions7565
    @elearningions7565 3 роки тому +111

    This is how exactly Tony Stark would testify in congress

  • @gerald9547
    @gerald9547 4 роки тому +5226

    can’t believe the word “swiftie” was uttered in congress 😂 iconic

    • @RandomGuy-cg9hf
      @RandomGuy-cg9hf 4 роки тому +239

      If Hasan becomes a part of everyday congress committee. The viewers of congress meeting will get doubled.

    • @timmyd5055
      @timmyd5055 4 роки тому +14

      It’s like some iron man cheese

    • @lavendersingh4214
      @lavendersingh4214 4 роки тому +7

      Rick stuff.

    • @rodrigodias4134
      @rodrigodias4134 4 роки тому +4

      As a fan of rick and morty this as legendery

    • @p00ner1sm
      @p00ner1sm 4 роки тому +12

      Rodrigo Dias - Thats “schwifty.” Some “fan” you are.

  • @ismaelrivera3315
    @ismaelrivera3315 4 роки тому +2977

    I’m tired of old farts dictating the youths future

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 4 роки тому +64

      Nothing wrong with experienced people in those seats, they're just too desperate to be in a situation where they're right

    • @adrmax3292
      @adrmax3292 4 роки тому +10

      Last I checked they were young as well and are literally experienced

    • @numbolokenshindo1727
      @numbolokenshindo1727 4 роки тому +81

      @@adrmax3292 Outdated information, no matter what the duration of experience may be, is still outdated information.

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 4 роки тому +74

      @@adrmax3292 they were "young" in the 70s where they had to pay about a nickel and a speck of lint for their college tuition. times have changed.

    • @NoobGamer-sc9lt
      @NoobGamer-sc9lt 4 роки тому +9

      They should be part timers because they detached from reality

  • @heinaung2654
    @heinaung2654 5 років тому +5245

    The woman on the left of Hassan is trying soooo hard not to laugh

    • @tawakaltoseni6095
      @tawakaltoseni6095 5 років тому +64

      Rrright

    • @INNAMENNADEKKA
      @INNAMENNADEKKA 5 років тому +50

      Right side

    • @awecwec3720
      @awecwec3720 5 років тому +20

      welll... it's teknikly on his right from behind and on his left in front, and on your left soooo... point proven, liberals..

    • @awecwec3720
      @awecwec3720 5 років тому +3

      @@tawakaltoseni6095 shut ur bubble gum ass up

    • @awecwec3720
      @awecwec3720 5 років тому

      @@INNAMENNADEKKA u 2 dumass

  • @TheRockacer22
    @TheRockacer22 3 роки тому +82

    "they want the best option, not a cvs receipt"
    Wow, this is how you do a comeback without a cheesy prop of your own.

  • @buxsbunny
    @buxsbunny 5 років тому +5221

    its like an episode of patriot act without screen

    • @priyankaoza4499
      @priyankaoza4499 5 років тому +28

      it really is.

    • @dennismitchell5276
      @dennismitchell5276 5 років тому +136

      It’s like an episode of patriot act in a room full of dementia patients.

    • @kcmn0089
      @kcmn0089 5 років тому +18

      Lol, this has to be his best work.

    • @chintangandhi1
      @chintangandhi1 5 років тому +9

      That is quite accurate

    • @nesquik1001
      @nesquik1001 5 років тому +15

      It's because they're still charging the screen

  • @vickibrassard5097
    @vickibrassard5097 4 роки тому +1282

    don't know why that guy got so heated over Minhaj's "Jokes" because the whole college loan regulation situation is a joke.

    • @stutineelam1157
      @stutineelam1157 4 роки тому +11

      factsss

    • @adishrinivasan7398
      @adishrinivasan7398 4 роки тому +4

      I mean the guy has 5 minutes to ask questions, and jokes prolly eat into his time.

    • @jeffreyp6088
      @jeffreyp6088 4 роки тому +2

      Because if you're a junior ranking member of a committee, particularly of the minority party, you're not likely to be able to get an extension on your time just because the panelist took it up with jokes.

    • @abhitabhsharma91
      @abhitabhsharma91 3 роки тому +1

      Too*

  • @Applxy354
    @Applxy354 5 років тому +1443

    5 min is plenty for Hassan. He speaks twice as fast as a regular fast talking person.

    • @mely1056
      @mely1056 4 роки тому +29

      I honestly like that, it gets to the point

    • @evolutionvs.creation2291
      @evolutionvs.creation2291 4 роки тому +2

      Child.

    • @beansntoastyt2616
      @beansntoastyt2616 4 роки тому +5

      Evolution vs. Creation | Real, Proven Science vs. Scriptures made thousands of years ago with no proof whatsoever

    • @bijoyshah7649
      @bijoyshah7649 4 роки тому +7

      dont forget about the hand gestures. makes him even haster

  • @mohdafaanx
    @mohdafaanx 3 роки тому +42

    I enjoyed his whole speech without even getting bored for a second.

  • @gsolee
    @gsolee 4 роки тому +2368

    "They want their best options, not a cvs receipt."

    • @GastricIssuesFartman
      @GastricIssuesFartman 4 роки тому +14

      Sorry I'm not American. Wat is cvs

    • @thejokerking9268
      @thejokerking9268 4 роки тому +89

      :D D: CVS is a drug company store that handles pharmaceutical products. Usually for drugs, they hand out extremely long receipts for each drug you get.

    • @nighthawk4744
      @nighthawk4744 4 роки тому +67

      Hasan was like “don’t even try it baldie”

    • @ImworriedImgettingspyedon
      @ImworriedImgettingspyedon 4 роки тому

      @coolaccountname Timestamp?

    • @samuelthompson8009
      @samuelthompson8009 4 роки тому +3

      @@thejokerking9268 Hell, I once got half a pine tree's worth of paper after buying nothing more than a Sprite and a pack of gum! 😂

  • @yuhz1m1
    @yuhz1m1 4 роки тому +3199

    The lady sitting beside him was dying of laughter the whole time lol. Loved it.

    • @ayeshaharis10
      @ayeshaharis10 4 роки тому +142

      she passed the vibe check

    • @sinik8759
      @sinik8759 4 роки тому +42

      It also looks like she was waiting for more jokes to come after a while 😂
      2 months late, but this was just recommended to me lol (just thought I'd clarify)

    • @09lowkey
      @09lowkey 4 роки тому +2

      The lady behind him on the left was loving it too.

  • @fredhaadangi3848
    @fredhaadangi3848 3 роки тому +4207

    This guy's level of confidence is amazing

    • @bobsingh5521
      @bobsingh5521 3 роки тому +26

      Incredible level of confidence

    • @girishtripathy275
      @girishtripathy275 3 роки тому +76

      Intellect with confidence is killer combination

    • @brandon7301
      @brandon7301 3 роки тому +19

      @@girishtripathy275 I swear. Best thing to have as a person.

    • @aservant1284
      @aservant1284 3 роки тому +6

      This was so brave

    • @giogio9460
      @giogio9460 2 роки тому +1

      Yes exactly

  • @lucifalucifar2162
    @lucifalucifar2162 3 роки тому +37

    He's got himself in problem so just that he can help students and the fun fact is he's got nothing to do with those students❤️

  • @teesitani4864
    @teesitani4864 4 роки тому +1571

    Student loan awareness should be taught in High School.

    • @FloTingStiCkonWatEr
      @FloTingStiCkonWatEr 4 роки тому +44

      THIS, all that "college prep" class bull that I took was only for the educational side of college. Where is the class on how to protect myself financialy? Could i have looked this up myself? Sure. But like many others at age 17 or 18 I TRUSTED when my guidance councellor or my mother who just "knew" college was the right choice told me to just get a loan and everything would be fine and that my job's income would cover it.

    • @FloTingStiCkonWatEr
      @FloTingStiCkonWatEr 4 роки тому +28

      spoiler alert, it didnt and now i struggle to pay back 70k+ while thinking of starting a family with my wife who waited 5 long years to get married when we had some money saved up. I think i pay around a grand in loans per month with my grandparents helping me on a few of them. (proud software engineer btw)

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 4 роки тому +4

      Actually most of the world*

    • @emmacat3202
      @emmacat3202 4 роки тому +11

      That, and going to school shouldn't cost as much as a brand new Tesla

    • @that1guy246
      @that1guy246 4 роки тому +3

      It was in mine, we had to do loan calculations and also calculate price of tuition for each school we applied to

  • @3x.6.x9
    @3x.6.x9 5 років тому +5435

    “Fans don’t ask for selfies anymore, they ask their favourite artist to pay their student debt” - Mr. Minahj
    EDIT: Thanks guys!!

  • @mygirlnamedflo
    @mygirlnamedflo 4 роки тому +1504

    Most Congress hearings are such a waste of young peoples’ time. He’s trying to teach dinosaurs English and tell them about the modern world. God bless him!

    • @buntafujiwara7698
      @buntafujiwara7698 3 роки тому +8

      No they know english they just wont do anything because both parties are funded by colleges

    • @p147789
      @p147789 3 роки тому +4

      Yaa. True. Young people have their own ways of doing thing. We should break those old,very old customs. And modernised the system

    • @buntafujiwara7698
      @buntafujiwara7698 3 роки тому +1

      @@p147789 This
      Gen z’s about to die with the current world and the path its going
      Source: am gen z(reddit moment)

  • @Mariethechaotic
    @Mariethechaotic 2 роки тому +78

    I love that even while testifying and making fantastic points, he's still trying and succeeding to make people laugh.

  • @JoyMarcusSTL
    @JoyMarcusSTL 3 роки тому +3304

    "You paid far less for your tuition, we know, we looked up what each of you paid." Brilliant!

    • @skyfull1884
      @skyfull1884 3 роки тому +25

      Boom!

    • @david4rancibia34
      @david4rancibia34 2 роки тому +32

      such a power move

    • @thunderbolt7140
      @thunderbolt7140 2 роки тому +2

      Where does he say this??

    • @raulsanches3619
      @raulsanches3619 2 роки тому +1

      why was it cheaper? Because a lot less people were going to college before the government started subsidizing it. in other words it's as much the fault of the govt as it is to everyone who participated in the scheme, including the students. Yall are the one's paying these stupid prices

    • @doopdacoop4054
      @doopdacoop4054 2 роки тому +53

      @@raulsanches3619 got it so these young children shouldnt go to college which is nearly a modern day necessity for most financial careers and struggle even more financially while also lacking substantial education, to any person this sounds unreasonable and i think you should give your opinion a bit more thought

  • @ds-hz7mk
    @ds-hz7mk 5 років тому +2150

    Man said all of this with a STRAIGHT FACE 💀💀

    • @ZMorpheus
      @ZMorpheus 5 років тому +44

      His intro was the best part. looked like he didn't sleep all night before this "speech", drops Google joke, then keeps looking at the board "cute..." that whole moment was perfect.

    • @sarahhamdan5470
      @sarahhamdan5470 5 років тому +9

      I am proud😭😂💛

  • @kevinwembo
    @kevinwembo 5 років тому +2100

    Hasan Killed it : "I'm not an an expert when it comes to refinancing although I'm very good with Microsoft Excel and Macros"

    • @robertwilson4364
      @robertwilson4364 5 років тому +110

      Some of the people in the room who had managed to keep a straight face up until that point finally broke. That made it even funnier. lol

    • @KGrizzly1
      @KGrizzly1 5 років тому

      and because im not an expert on either, will someone give me the skinny on why this joke landed that well?

    • @saja8898
      @saja8898 5 років тому +13

      @@KGrizzly1 because these are soft skills you include in your CV; so he answered that question like he was in a job interview

    • @m0r0n-huh
      @m0r0n-huh 5 років тому +1

      hasan recently did a lie detector test where he admitted that he lied about the fact that he’s proficient in excel and office (he doesn’t) during the interviews for this. turns out he also lied on the record 😳😬

    • @Smolotov
      @Smolotov 5 років тому

      shxnizea Lie detector tests are not 100% accurate. 🤭😑

  • @ms.m3n
    @ms.m3n 3 роки тому +35

    👏🏼 Hasan's parents better be proud of him now. Way to go, so proud he's taken his values from his show where it matters 🙌🏼

  • @Billisse
    @Billisse 5 років тому +1612

    "Hassan Min-haw"
    The face he made!

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 5 років тому +10

      @Hamid Hussein 0:25

    • @mlskksl
      @mlskksl 4 роки тому +28

      i was looking for this comment

    • @dojostv176
      @dojostv176 4 роки тому +23

      What gets me is right after that she says it right to give him the floor, and HE reintroduced himself using HER pronunciation.😂😂😎

    • @shivnarayan1651
      @shivnarayan1651 4 роки тому

      Haha exactly

  • @masihullahhasanyar1084
    @masihullahhasanyar1084 4 роки тому +860

    He is a naturally born speaker. Look how he started and how he provided everyone with the data comparing past and present tuition fees.
    he did enough research and investigation prior to his testimony especially on the tuition of the congress stuff. How gifted he is?

    • @sukuvar
      @sukuvar 4 роки тому

      You agree to him just because you are a Muslim and he is a Muslim.

    • @skulless798
      @skulless798 4 роки тому +30

      @@sukuvar did you assume his religion based on his name

    • @sukuvar
      @sukuvar 4 роки тому

      Skull Ess Because his wife is a non Muslim and there is a harassment to change her religion to Islam and Infact he named his kids for Muslim names and intentionally doesn’t want to disclose the names to cover his true face.

    • @stephenogunbiyi4382
      @stephenogunbiyi4382 4 роки тому +20

      @sukuvar If he hasn't disclosed the names, how do you know that the names are Muslim?

    • @akbarkazi1406
      @akbarkazi1406 4 роки тому +8

      @@stephenogunbiyi4382 wow nice reverse card ...😂😂 You got him 😂

  • @cgill914
    @cgill914 3 роки тому +4935

    As someone with student loan debt and as an American, Hasan is a hero for this. All the people in that room who responded to him in a condescending way were afraid of his intellect and they should be. That was incredibly powerful to witness in this video. Thank you for standing up for our generation, Hasan.

    • @1976brenden
      @1976brenden 3 роки тому +28

      Did someone force you to go to college? Did you not read the loan documents?

    • @TheSiddharthRay
      @TheSiddharthRay 3 роки тому +150

      @@1976brenden it is extremely hard to get a job that pays more than minimum wage without a degree, and it is way too expensive for the middle class and lower to pay out of pocket

    • @1976brenden
      @1976brenden 3 роки тому +27

      @@TheSiddharthRay completely false. There are trades that pay much, much more than minimum wage, you can start at the bottom and work your way up, there is certifications, military, fire, and on and on. Lots of options besides college where you can make a very comfortable living.
      College should only be for those who are going into in demand fields. Too many really expensive degrees in things like “women’s studies” or “sociology” which are worthless in the open market.
      Again, no one forces anyone to go to college and it’s not my responsibility to bail others out on their poor decision.

    • @1976brenden
      @1976brenden 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheSiddharthRay nothing you said has anything to do with the fact that college is a choice. If you go get a degree and it doesn’t get you a good job, that’s not my fault, and no one else should have to bail you out just because you’re not making what you want. You will just have to work harder to pay off the debt and sacrifice until you make more money.
      I don’t have a college degree, I work in training and development and make 140k. When I started out, I made 35k (that’s $16.82 per hour).
      It’s time to grow up and realize that you’re responsible for your life and it’s not always going to be easy, and no one owes you anything.

    • @ask_vfx
      @ask_vfx 3 роки тому +52

      @@1976brenden any proof of all your claims you can share?

  • @John-ct9zs
    @John-ct9zs Рік тому +12

    Patrick McHenry is only 8-10 years older than Hassan Minhaj, but instead of coming across as an older brother, he seems like his dad and that he's 30 years older than him.

  • @douha533
    @douha533 3 роки тому +2679

    Hasan Minhaj: "Thank you for your time, I will now go back to where I came from."
    Chairwoman Waters: 😳

    • @nabeelhakeem3593
      @nabeelhakeem3593 3 роки тому +10

      What did he mean lol

    • @jayalakshmi5306
      @jayalakshmi5306 3 роки тому +331

      @@nabeelhakeem3593 Muslim people and even other minorities are mostly told go back to where you came from, so he made uber cool sarcastic remark about that

    • @divyathomas5039
      @divyathomas5039 3 роки тому +102

      @@nabeelhakeem3593 when POC people are in America and even if they are born here or are citizens, people, usually white, tell them to go back to "their country" implying that they don't belong here

    • @plutuspetlove
      @plutuspetlove 3 роки тому +14

      @@jayalakshmi5306 wooh very deep sarcasms.

    • @vad2008vad
      @vad2008vad 3 роки тому +2

      @@divyathomas5039 this happens only in "middle of the country" - not on the coasts, though.

  • @gowthambond007
    @gowthambond007 4 роки тому +5494

    Minhaj's character is so much like Tony Stark's. This whole video was so similar to the court hearing scene in Ironman 2.

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 роки тому +209

      I agree, he just dominates the room.

    • @sreeragudayakumaran6543
      @sreeragudayakumaran6543 4 роки тому +14

      gowtham ramalingam I liked you because you were on 199 likes 😁

    • @MrSolburn
      @MrSolburn 4 роки тому +19

      The comment that I was looking for

    • @akshy471
      @akshy471 4 роки тому +2

      I liked you coz you had 438 likes

    • @franksantacruz4521
      @franksantacruz4521 4 роки тому

      arabs supporting arabs ( notice how I don't capatalize "arabs") and he is not funny

  • @MarcB8102
    @MarcB8102 3 роки тому +2041

    "Treat our students, like we do our Banks" I love that statement

    • @TorEtCetera
      @TorEtCetera 3 роки тому +36

      I loved that too
      "Too big to fail" for real

    • @insidioustrader3924
      @insidioustrader3924 Рік тому +4

      Right because banks get bail in and bail out all the time.

  • @birajadhikari2237
    @birajadhikari2237 3 роки тому +98

    Navient: we read all these terms to them
    Minhaj: They want the best option for them, not CVS receipts
    LOL

  • @skepticenergy7735
    @skepticenergy7735 5 років тому +3667

    He keeps cracking jokes but every one is so tense

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +310

      Because he's speaking the truth they don't want to hear.

    • @clarenceparents4945
      @clarenceparents4945 5 років тому +123

      people are more likely to listen to your words if you crack jokes within your argument it's a strong tactic that they havent fully understood yet

    • @citizenOfNowhere777
      @citizenOfNowhere777 5 років тому +27

      I think it would have been more powerful if he left his joke to a minimum, i.e. only at the opening.

    • @Relesui
      @Relesui 5 років тому +1

      Yo deadass 😂😂💀

    • @rzlb5
      @rzlb5 5 років тому +2

      @@citizenOfNowhere777 the lawmakers are actually not the ones who make the law, but it is actually the election campaign donors are the ones who set the agenda for the lawmakers. So no matter how serious or effective one can be in making one case hear. It will only fall on deaf ears.

  • @iceprincessreyes72
    @iceprincessreyes72 4 роки тому +2414

    Hasan: *a comedian performing comedy gold while being outspoken about an issue*
    Congress: 👁👄👁

    • @cgill914
      @cgill914 3 роки тому +42

      That guy who said “cute” in the beginning sounded bitter and insecure af 😂 omg lol.

    • @hahnkf8111
      @hahnkf8111 3 роки тому

      cgill914 Imagine being me, a fellow young person, and agreeing with the old man instead of the communist comedian. Wouldn’t that be wacky? Sounds weird I know but it can happen

  • @Dylansails
    @Dylansails 4 роки тому +5979

    Guy: holds up long paper of legal documents
    Hassan: they want their best option not a CVS receipt 😂😂

    • @Sheen023
      @Sheen023 4 роки тому +40

      What's CVS receipt?

    • @koolaidsam_
      @koolaidsam_ 4 роки тому +324

      @@Sheen023 it’s a receipt that you get from the store “CVS” that is known for how long it is. You could buy one thing and get a unnecessarily long receipt the size of two papers attached together

    • @Sheen023
      @Sheen023 3 роки тому +74

      @@koolaidsam_ thanks for the explanation

    • @kp3509
      @kp3509 3 роки тому +13

      That was like the document on websites which we are asked to read. We are not lawyers and they purposely set us up. The system is a corrupt Communist system. They may just put it in mandarin . 😁

    • @mamabirdjr3194
      @mamabirdjr3194 3 роки тому +31

      @@koolaidsam_ it's been a proposed alternative to toilet paper lol

  • @prathampatel1740
    @prathampatel1740 3 роки тому +63

    "They want the best options, not a CVS receipt"
    Apply cold water to burnt area

  • @JackTls
    @JackTls 4 роки тому +6229

    As a European I'm still having a hard time realizing the usa is discussing the right to education

    • @pearlythobz
      @pearlythobz 4 роки тому +362

      Im African and im confused too

    • @nickbanaszak4588
      @nickbanaszak4588 3 роки тому +407

      I’m American and it’s all about the money.

    • @markelcreek56
      @markelcreek56 3 роки тому +148

      Dont be confused the fact is that you either have to be a genius and get it scott free or search for every benefit you can. Or by the time you get out of college you just realize that you will need to spend the next 20 years to repay your student loan.

    • @Ronakvevo
      @Ronakvevo 3 роки тому +72

      As a British person I was devastated that the government tripled the tuition fees and I could be house hunting right now if it wasn't for the sudden increase

    • @kp3509
      @kp3509 3 роки тому +136

      Here in the US the education system, and healthcare is a scam. They have lobbyists which is a fancy name for bribery dealers to bend the govt rules by paying donations to help the businesses. I grew up in US and lost my dad at age 15. I worked minimum wage to go to college and couldn't afford tuition as it kept rising faster than minimum wage. Inspired to get a PHD in comp science, I had to join the work force with just my bachelors degree. Man 20+ years later in IT it must have been the best thing because I am not still paying tuition at age 48. By the way college is free in Europe. US needs to drain the swamp.

  • @marcoc3018
    @marcoc3018 4 роки тому +651

    He states the facts. Sadly, I don't think he was heard.

  • @TheDatacist
    @TheDatacist 5 років тому +739

    Mr. Duffy just lectured a famous comedian about "making something a joke" while he testified to help citizens. Is that not just really absurd?

  • @vinodterry2212
    @vinodterry2212 2 роки тому +40

    Hasan man we indians are proud of you standing up for the issues middle class americans are facing and you make our Indian ethnicity city proud and who would have balls to counter jokes in congress oh my god . You are GOAT

    • @x-art
      @x-art 2 роки тому +2

      Bhakhts will disagree.

    • @Blaze6432
      @Blaze6432 2 роки тому

      Indian is not an ethnicity and stupid Indians need to stop feeling proud of doing absolutely nothing.

  • @browse6360
    @browse6360 5 років тому +664

    Hasan Minhaj is a born activist.
    One of those guys who just can't digest and accept disorder, just by birth.
    And guys like these cause a lot of inconvenience for the powerful.

    • @Igi293
      @Igi293 5 років тому +18

      Those individuals go as legends in history.

    • @rev.nehemiah568
      @rev.nehemiah568 5 років тому +11

      I think I might be like him. Or I'm just daydreaming.

    • @browse6360
      @browse6360 5 років тому +11

      @@rev.nehemiah568 good. Channel your anger towards something positive.

    • @REUF-ut3bb
      @REUF-ut3bb 5 років тому

      y

  • @sugarbear1846
    @sugarbear1846 4 роки тому +4521

    If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then is congess the opposite of progress?

    • @salmafarag4377
      @salmafarag4377 4 роки тому +183

      This underrated

    • @vicnad92
      @vicnad92 4 роки тому +72

      Yup congress are just full of corrupted politicans.

    • @gargisingh6659
      @gargisingh6659 4 роки тому +75

      @@Sheen023 I get that people might be only aware of one version to anything related to the terms Aryan/swastika because that is what has been widely learned in the west and is still strongly associated with Nazism and antisemitism.
      However, the name Aryan is a common Indian/Iranian name which means Warrior/honourable/Noble.
      Hitler used a lot of Indian sacred/auspicious symbolism and used it for his own cruel regime. However if you visit Asia, we still use these symbols (swastika) and names everywhere because they have a much deeper and cultural meaning which represents all that is good.
      Hope you learnt something new. 🙏🏽

    • @gargisingh6659
      @gargisingh6659 4 роки тому +42

      @@sugarbear1846 I think that person genuinely doesn’t know eastern history hence came across ignorant. Dont mind him.
      Really witty comment 👏🏽👏🏽

    • @gargisingh6659
      @gargisingh6659 4 роки тому +34

      @@Sheen023 you do realise that when you say ‘Indo-European’, ‘indo’ represents the Indian subcontinent. So you are saying we are obsessed with our own self?
      The term is literally derived from the word ‘Arya’ in Sanskrit and Aryavata which was what Ancient northern India was called.
      Its mention is found in ancient Sanskrit texts dated back to 1st millennium BCE. You do know your years and how what came first works, yes?
      You so obviously are a troll. Apna TP ka intezaam kahi aur se karo 😏

  • @kaylar2553
    @kaylar2553 5 років тому +1843

    Hasan’s responses to some of these questions were quick, clever and hilariously shady 😂 that man took 20 minutes of his life to print out those papers and tape them together and the CVS receipt comment shut him down in 3 seconds 😩

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu 2 роки тому +15

    What Mr Duffy doesn’t understand at all, is that Hasan Minhaj is not cracking jokes because he doesn’t find the situation serious, he’s cracking jokes because he finds the situation absolutely absurd!

  • @Techaholic007
    @Techaholic007 5 років тому +1402

    "Are you a Taylor swift fan? Are you a swifty?" ...Imagine saying that to a 70 year old grandpa of a law maker. It's a tearful murder.. . Lmaoo.

    • @demonxsymmhail2044
      @demonxsymmhail2044 5 років тому +12

      Taylor has older fan base too. She had a 96 year (veteran) old fan

    • @UVjoint
      @UVjoint 5 років тому +9

      And the lady behind that Congressman (maybe a member of his staff?) was trying not to laugh.

    • @weycool4681
      @weycool4681 4 роки тому +3

      That was funny. And true. These old folks have lost touch to the reality of the new generation.

  • @michaelgalvan1749
    @michaelgalvan1749 5 років тому +2514

    "If you have a 20 on your ACT you're not going to Harvard"
    "Or if your mom is Aunt Becky you can pay your way into USC"
    😂😂😂

    • @ebonyr.b.1216
      @ebonyr.b.1216 5 років тому +129

      the congress person got SOOOOOO heated! LOL #truth

    • @JibzCastor
      @JibzCastor 4 роки тому +14

      What does he mean by 20?
      (genuinely asking here)

    • @rahulbalamurali
      @rahulbalamurali 4 роки тому +6

      @curry in the house not necessarily true. True, it would not be ideal, but there are other factors in your application that could get you admitted.

    • @rahulbalamurali
      @rahulbalamurali 4 роки тому +36

      @curry in the house a friend from my high school got a 22 but he actually got into harvard. Cuz he he had other extracurriculars and leadership roles. Im not arguing the chances are low. Its not impossible, however its not totally improbable

    • @jessiemarie636
      @jessiemarie636 4 роки тому +1

      Truest line ever

  • @kunalm7726
    @kunalm7726 5 років тому +4467

    lmao imagine being mad at a comedian trying to lighten the mood

    • @thamomentum
      @thamomentum 5 років тому +203

      Because Hasan took them to the local bar and roasted them for 10 minutes straight

    • @TjPhysicist
      @TjPhysicist 5 років тому +25

      @@thamomentum idk if you're just joking or not, but that'd be HILARIOUS.

    • @dk-hr3ji
      @dk-hr3ji 5 років тому +42

      imagine going to a congressional hearing and not expect to hear pushback when you waste their allotted time to get out a bad joke

    • @anonymoussecret5948
      @anonymoussecret5948 5 років тому +47

      Jokes are fine and all on his show but he's actually wasting the congressmen's time because they have a very limited time for questioning.

    • @un959
      @un959 5 років тому +80

      @@anonymoussecret5948 That's true. I don't think anyone would say that Jon Stewart and Colbert aren't comedians, but when they testified they were much more incisive. Even when Colbert was in character, he was still pointed. And Stewart, when he gets angry he gets laser focused and does not diminish his points by "trying to lighten the mood" because the mood shouldn't be lightened. There were still "jokes" but they were deadly. Hasan did OK, but I think he did diminish some of his points by injecting needless asides. I think that's a confidence thing, Hasan's been around for a little while but he's not nearly as established as Stewart and Colbert were when they testified.
      Also, possibly, a slow-simmering anger and frustration thing vs a "still optimistic" thing. For some reason we don't take optimists as seriously as we take pessimists.

  • @varab6287
    @varab6287 Рік тому +11

    When I went to a good college in 1974 It was $3,000 a year plus Pell grants. Graduate school was 15,000 a year for a good graduate school.
    The cost of college is outrageous and unjustified In my view. College is a business and no other businesses have ballooned in cost the way our colleges have. Also if students are going to go into economic servitude They better be very targeted on what kind of a job they can get when they get out. It's no longer an economy or a society where students can be creative and invest in education that doesn't bring in the dollars after graduating.
    It's not fair to society and it's not fair to future generations!

  • @lmaoukiddin680
    @lmaoukiddin680 4 роки тому +1883

    He’s really good. He should have a Netflix show

    • @lara-wk4fv
      @lara-wk4fv 4 роки тому +31

      Ikr

    • @lazereodude2924
      @lazereodude2924 4 роки тому +48

      Yeah I wonder what would be the name if it did exist. Hmmmmmm

    • @GRIZZLY-vg7mz
      @GRIZZLY-vg7mz 4 роки тому +124

      @@lazereodude2924 idk maybe something like patriot act? just a thought

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 4 роки тому +43

      Yup he could then teach us through comedy

    • @sakshamjain1118
      @sakshamjain1118 4 роки тому +45

      @@MasterKey2004 For sure, Patriot Act seems like a nice name for the show.

  • @awaisakram8573
    @awaisakram8573 5 років тому +2036

    “Are you swifty?” “ they want their best option , not a cvs receipt.” Bruh y’all can’t mess with a brown comedian😭

    • @Alacrityness
      @Alacrityness 5 років тому +6

      Chris rock has said this type of joke before and Bill burr. So that Brown comment is pretty silly. You can't mess with a borderline white and blue collar comedian makes waaay more sense to say.

    • @bradleys8649
      @bradleys8649 5 років тому +11

      Alacrityness okay cool nobody asked man

    • @Alacrityness
      @Alacrityness 5 років тому +7

      @@bradleys8649 apparently you do not understand how UA-cam works. People post a video. People comment or ask questions in the comment section. Didn't know you had to be asked a question to comment in the comment section.......welcome to UA-cam kid.

    • @programblogger7606
      @programblogger7606 5 років тому +6

      This has nothing to do with him being brown

    • @kshamashekar5682
      @kshamashekar5682 5 років тому

      Just SO epic 😂😂😂 literally does when he did it

  • @rebeccatang9383
    @rebeccatang9383 5 років тому +1462

    These jokes went way over the politicians' heads.

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 5 років тому +69

      No if you looked at the chairman when the camera went back to her, she was trying to keep it professional, but she was giggling.

    • @im2groovy
      @im2groovy 5 років тому +14

      Lots of em wanted to laugh but they gotta keep composure when your in this serious enviornment

    • @incogspectator3042
      @incogspectator3042 4 роки тому +2

      They went way over my head but I'm just one of those people who typically dont get the joke until 2 hours later.

    • @zxp3ct3r41
      @zxp3ct3r41 4 роки тому +1

      So does their taxes

  • @animedevastation6612
    @animedevastation6612 3 роки тому +6

    Are u swifty .I was shocked man
    Hats off to u

  • @darrylharden203
    @darrylharden203 4 роки тому +1519

    13:19
    Duffy: "If you have a 20 on your ACT you're probably not going to Harvard"
    Hasan: "...Or if your mom is Aunt Becky you can probably pay your way into USC so what are we talkin about here?"
    Duffy: "😥...but Mr.Minhaj listen.. I..I..I..But hold on a second..what I..what I wha..wh But I...but I....😰 (Deep sigh)".
    Hasan:😎

    • @everythingissalad2969
      @everythingissalad2969 4 роки тому +152

      And that was when he pulled out the ' joke ' card

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits 4 роки тому +147

      @@everythingissalad2969 He was seriously mad about that MTV jab. Hit home.

    • @andreidumitru6473
      @andreidumitru6473 4 роки тому +43

      @@SmokeyEdits when he said "we both hosted MTV shows" was he joking or did the congressman actually was an MTV presenter ?

    • @boatymcboatface4120
      @boatymcboatface4120 4 роки тому +5

      Help, can someone please explain the joke?

    • @uhavebeen
      @uhavebeen 4 роки тому +54

      @@andreidumitru6473 He did star on MTV, according to Wikipedia.
      In 1997, Duffy appeared on The Real World: Boston, the sixth season of the MTV reality television show, and on Road Rules: All Stars in 1998, where he met his future wife Rachel. Duffy later appeared on Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, which aired in 2002. Both appeared in a filmed segment on 2008's The Real World Awards Bash, while Duffy served as district attorney.[8]

  • @icykindness
    @icykindness 3 роки тому +1552

    the fact that mr. duffy doesn't understand that you can be funny about an absurd and enraging situation and still care about it deeply is one of the problems with congress

    • @fruityrobo7
      @fruityrobo7 2 роки тому +83

      yea that guy pissed me off so much and made me realize why things don't get done in Congress

    • @tancywenrich6821
      @tancywenrich6821 Рік тому +30

      Party pooper at family reunions

    • @IAmDistractedRn
      @IAmDistractedRn Рік тому +31

      ironic for the person with the funniest name to be the most miserable.

    • @hofx666
      @hofx666 Рік тому +2

      Or maybe he’s just annoyed that this dude came in with the intention of just making jokes the whole time and trying to go viral.

    • @SSC2800
      @SSC2800 Рік тому +16

      Due to lack of arguments he just had to attack Hasan. That is sad to watch and at the same time very concerning because he is a congressman, has great responsibility, yet not ready for an open and honest conversation.. and Hasan is rather sarcastic and his humor only points our the problem that is being dealt with

  • @carina3304
    @carina3304 5 років тому +1109

    “Because I have immigrant parents and they made me live at home with them”

    • @tasnimbegum9844
      @tasnimbegum9844 5 років тому +44

      I can relate here

    • @SK-hd1yk
      @SK-hd1yk 5 років тому +9

      Yeah my parents would be too worried to let me leave for uni😓

    • @gamielsanchez5056
      @gamielsanchez5056 5 років тому +1

      I can relate to this statement as well.

    • @ShimmyMD
      @ShimmyMD 5 років тому +1

      Same, so relatable. And saved so much money

  • @YATINVALECHA
    @YATINVALECHA 3 роки тому +15

    This was the best episode ever…when will it air on Netflix

  • @justiegn
    @justiegn 4 роки тому +1950

    “they want the best possible choice for them, not a CVS receipt” LMFAOOOOO

    • @munirwarygg7209
      @munirwarygg7209 4 роки тому +14

      8:30

    • @leealice
      @leealice 4 роки тому +67

      Such a good line except most of these morons don’t even know what he’s referring to because they don’t go to cvs lol

    • @jilasong7115
      @jilasong7115 4 роки тому

      Lmao!

    • @sooeun08
      @sooeun08 4 роки тому +13

      he said it so nonchalantly, but it was such a SAVAGE burn! LMFAO

    • @bernadetteleonard4940
      @bernadetteleonard4940 4 роки тому

      Facts!

  • @MrAyushman
    @MrAyushman 5 років тому +888

    He just hosted another Patriot Act episode casually while giving a testimony!

  • @andromedagamergirl
    @andromedagamergirl 4 роки тому +2175

    The smile on chairwoman Waters face was too funny when he said he would go back to where he came from. She wasn't ready for his jokes lol

    • @eggsbenedict8449
      @eggsbenedict8449 3 роки тому

      except he won't because America is better. And yet he moans even if he jests.

    • @wonderwomandiana6461
      @wonderwomandiana6461 3 роки тому +8

      Chairwoman Waters reaction because her thought was "Yeah right"

    • @wonderwomandiana6461
      @wonderwomandiana6461 3 роки тому +2

      The government always has ways and ways will pay for out of this country students with visas or green cards their full education

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 3 роки тому +31

      @@eggsbenedict8449 He was born in California.

    • @nitishsaxena1372
      @nitishsaxena1372 3 роки тому +14

      @@eggsbenedict8449 cus he's American and didn't come from anywhere else. Afaik, he was born and raised in the US.

  • @stephaniedeegan853
    @stephaniedeegan853 Рік тому +7

    This guys should run for office. he’s so awesome

  • @kepstein8888
    @kepstein8888 4 роки тому +1963

    "They want their best option, not a CVS receipt." Bam!

    • @dhruvsenju
      @dhruvsenju 3 роки тому +2

      Ok...so do you know how many likes did you get (^^)

    • @yagotta1
      @yagotta1 3 роки тому +3

      Hope CVS gave him some money for the shout out.

    • @AhmedNSane
      @AhmedNSane 3 роки тому

      Lmao 😂

    • @samtula5946
      @samtula5946 3 роки тому +1

      I literally laughed out loud to that 😂

  • @chealsydirecto3393
    @chealsydirecto3393 4 роки тому +403

    I love how he admits that he doesn’t know stuff. That’s powerful in its own way

    • @samanthak3353
      @samanthak3353 4 роки тому +27

      He's being honest, not like most politicians who would pretend they know everything to save their face

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 4 роки тому +2289

    "You think this is a joke."
    "No I don't." (Accurately, he said it's not)
    The one who thinks this is a joke is not Hasan, it's you. Comedy is not putting matters lightly, it's putting matters smartly, and you really don't get that. Why? Because you didn't have the wits to answer him when he made a valid point.

  • @zaaracervantes9740
    @zaaracervantes9740 3 роки тому +19

    "Aunt Becky" got Duffy stuttering 😂😂😂

  • @crashdragon13
    @crashdragon13 4 роки тому +2901

    He's to smart and witty for these dry bags.

  • @sabaahmad384
    @sabaahmad384 5 років тому +2145

    When she missed the J in Minhaj and Hassan slightly looks at her I LOSTTT ITTTT LMAO

    • @katelyn-hc4sh
      @katelyn-hc4sh 5 років тому +62

      “minhaa”

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 5 років тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @sabaahmad384
      @sabaahmad384 5 років тому +12

      Razi Dude 0:27

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 років тому +24

      Yeah I cringed. I get that she's a busy woman and all and didn't mean to be disrespectful but it would have taken like 5 seconds to look up how to pronounce his name beforehand. I'd be so embarrassed

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 років тому +6

      @@sabaahmad384 it's 0:24 but close thanks

  • @spineshock1
    @spineshock1 5 років тому +1934

    the balls on Hasan, how the hell did he walk after that

    • @taishibikiqe8796
      @taishibikiqe8796 5 років тому +54

      they were in a wheelbarrow. he put em in a wheelbarrow

    • @Itsdrax911
      @Itsdrax911 5 років тому +33

      He didn't. He had to order a wheelchair, which he took out a 30 years loan to pay for...

    • @Brilliance728
      @Brilliance728 5 років тому +42

      this was the ballsiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I was already a fan but this just took him to another level

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 5 років тому +2

      yuge

  • @marylinstriker530
    @marylinstriker530 3 роки тому +1797

    Poor Hasan. I don't understand why no one can say his name correctly. That said, I love him and all he stands for.

    • @thebestevertherewas
      @thebestevertherewas 3 роки тому +42

      It means smile in Hindi,( and Urdu).

    • @conleytoby1547
      @conleytoby1547 3 роки тому +9

      His last name means curriculum or set of rules and customs in Arabic

    • @mahaduzumaki6643
      @mahaduzumaki6643 3 роки тому +60

      @@thebestevertherewas No it doesn’t. That’s hasna. Hasan is an Arabic word meaning handsome.

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @Cyclop
      @Cyclop 2 роки тому +5

      @@mahaduzumaki6643 he’s actually correct there is also a city in India named hasan which has no link with Arab

  • @dominicherrera4610
    @dominicherrera4610 3 роки тому +13

    Love this guy I believe hes very intelligent and quite a genius.