Woman Hires "Discount Dark Web Hitman" to Kill Romantic Rival | Melody Sasser Case Analysis

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 751

  • @idyeditbymyself
    @idyeditbymyself Рік тому +637

    I can only imagine her shock upon finding out something so seemingly reputable as “The online killers market” turned out to be fraudulent.

    • @daisylavenderlove
      @daisylavenderlove Рік тому +25

      🤣🤣

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ Рік тому +40

      Rent a killer! Or the budget subsidiary, Lease a Bully.

    • @erikleith4670
      @erikleith4670 Рік тому +14

      @@TentinQuarantino_pro bono

    • @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202
      @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 Рік тому +28

      Yeah, for the money paid surprised she didn't go to the police and complained about being ripped off and the hit is always delayed

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому

      You get a free Nigerian prince with ever murder. This month only!

  • @mathewbowyer2221
    @mathewbowyer2221 Рік тому +492

    At this point you should just assume any "hitmen" on the internet are just undercover cops.

    • @JacobSantosDev
      @JacobSantosDev Рік тому +30

      Do something yourself to get it done. Shake my head.

    • @tsurek
      @tsurek Рік тому +7

      Exactly!

    • @aethrya
      @aethrya Рік тому +21

      Or just scammers wanting money

    • @duanejackson6718
      @duanejackson6718 Рік тому

      It's not just hit men, clean attractive prostitutes are also Undercover. Genuine illegal services are tough to come by.

    • @kevin_mitchell
      @kevin_mitchell Рік тому +18

      Now you tell me! ... I wonder if the "hitman," I mean police, will give me my deposit back?

  • @idyeditbymyself
    @idyeditbymyself Рік тому +282

    Even the “Online Killers market” is fake.. what has our world come to?

    • @bundevsawhney7578
      @bundevsawhney7578 Рік тому +25

      The question is, was it immoral or very moral for the people behind it to steal money like that lmao

    • @idyeditbymyself
      @idyeditbymyself Рік тому +12

      @@bundevsawhney7578 lol, great point ☺️

    • @RealmCenter40
      @RealmCenter40 Рік тому +32

      Funny you say that, I just saw a rerun of an old Cops episode where a woman flagged down the cops to say she just paid $20 for crack and they gave her a chunk of broken drywall instead.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +18

      If you can’t trust an online killer you paid for with Bitcoin what CAN you trust 😂😂😂?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +4

      @@bundevsawhney7578 hmm paradox...

  • @VSVickery
    @VSVickery Рік тому +229

    “The couple was already getting married, how much pain did she want to inflict?”
    Prime Roast 👏🏼😂

    • @jkjives1786
      @jkjives1786 Рік тому +14

      That was golden!! 😅

    • @jayjaynella4539
      @jayjaynella4539 Рік тому +11

      Top line there. Many a couple has found that out.

    • @bthomson
      @bthomson Рік тому +14

      Aw! Come on! Marriage ain't so terrible! All you have to do is find the right person! Oh wait....

    • @conorlauren
      @conorlauren Рік тому +2

      He went yard with that.

    • @AlphamaleAO
      @AlphamaleAO Рік тому +2

      Loooool he is a wizard

  • @KimberlyLetsGo
    @KimberlyLetsGo Рік тому +202

    If she would have only put all that effort into finding another man, she might not be looking at other women in jail.

    • @sr2291
      @sr2291 Рік тому +11

      To her, there was no other man.

    • @KimberlyLetsGo
      @KimberlyLetsGo Рік тому +10

      @@sr2291 Agreed. I was speaking theoretically.

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt Рік тому +2

      She was married to someone.

    • @KimberlyLetsGo
      @KimberlyLetsGo Рік тому +2

      @@Ann-sj4pt Really? I missed that part. I didn't think it could get worse.

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt Рік тому +2

      @@KimberlyLetsGo it was at the beginning,unless i misheard ♥️

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +81

    All those poor people who thought they were buying a murder or a face aciding when they were just being scammed. So sad.

    • @ginafarley6190
      @ginafarley6190 Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 Рік тому +3

      Wonder if they get sent fake photos of the job being done ?

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan Рік тому +1

      It’s hardly sad

    • @Aurora-Nyx
      @Aurora-Nyx 6 місяців тому +2

      Wait you mean the gift card I bought from there is worthless? damn it what a swiz. 😂

  • @timdelaney2798
    @timdelaney2798 Рік тому +32

    Flying J has always taken a tough stand against murder-for-hire and their bathrooms are clean too. Highly recommend.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Рік тому +4

      Their strong stand against murder-for-hire is pretty important to me

    • @KindKillNONDU
      @KindKillNONDU 9 місяців тому +2

      You have never been a teenage girl. Clean bathrooms are great for changing bloody clothes

  • @dextermorgan1
    @dextermorgan1 Рік тому +307

    Just when you think people can't get any dumber, this woman comes along.

  • @ValkyrieofNOLA
    @ValkyrieofNOLA Рік тому +129

    I’ll never understand how people can believe that a dark web site is credible enough to order a hit on someone like they’re ordering a custom knitted sweater from Etsy. Maybe I am just too paranoid and suspicious of anything on the internet…ESPECIALLY THE DARK WEB!!!!

    • @phat-kid
      @phat-kid Рік тому

      she wasnt on the dark web lmao. she was just on the idiot web.

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 Рік тому

      Real hitmen are typically just losers who own their drug dealer $650 and need a quick way to pay it off. Either that or a government agency or official.

    • @HelennaRose
      @HelennaRose Рік тому +3

      Use a VPN.

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 Рік тому +3

      I dont even know where the dark web IS 😂

    • @JohnWayne-86ed
      @JohnWayne-86ed Рік тому +1

      You just need to know how to navigate the dark web anonymously and you can hit away!💀

  • @melangegirl
    @melangegirl Рік тому +63

    “How much pain did Melody want to inflict? They were already getting married.” Another good one, Doc. Love your delivery, unexpected burst of laughter during a murder-for-hire story. Thank you for that.

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 Рік тому

      You're morbid

    • @tylerjeb7888
      @tylerjeb7888 11 місяців тому +1

      Marriage is fantastic. Kinda sad so many people think otherwise.

    • @melangegirl
      @melangegirl 11 місяців тому +5

      @@tylerjeb7888 I completely agree, but I still love Doc's jokes.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 7 місяців тому

      ​@@tylerjeb7888
      For those who can do it.

    • @AnastasiaFafo
      @AnastasiaFafo 5 місяців тому +1

      I laughed too hard and fsr too long at that😂

  • @ladymuck2151
    @ladymuck2151 Рік тому +12

    Have none of these people ever heard the saying, ‘if you love something, set it free’?

  • @Mickeymouse7727
    @Mickeymouse7727 Рік тому +20

    Karen wanted to speak to the hitman's manager

  • @nathangillmore5064
    @nathangillmore5064 Рік тому +66

    Dr. Grande, your dry humor is absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering these tough topics and managing to inject a little bit of personality into them.

    • @4lottisintellect
      @4lottisintellect 4 місяці тому +2

      His sense of humor is the main reason I watch these videos.😂😂😂

  • @bunberrier
    @bunberrier Рік тому +30

    In the current year, listening to a rational person is a real treat.

  • @thesongbird2383
    @thesongbird2383 Рік тому +24

    Dr. Grande - As for David, I believe that, in his wisdom, he perceived the "dark side" of Melody early on. Fortunately, he and Jennifer escaped tragedy. 👍💜🌵

    • @peggypeggy4137
      @peggypeggy4137 6 днів тому +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. When Melody started stalking Jennifer and David, he already had her in his rear view mirror. So creepy.

  • @KatmanJazznBlues
    @KatmanJazznBlues Рік тому +30

    Like many others here. not only do I enjoy the analysis of the material, but the jokes are the icing on the cake. Just dry and sarcastic enough to make me laugh to myself and shake my head.

    • @bthomson
      @bthomson Рік тому +3

      Yes! Just right! 💎🎯

  • @chloeblack2615
    @chloeblack2615 Рік тому +72

    I hope Dr. Grande is doing okay, 2 videos a day, this man can't be sleeping a healthy amount. And the hours he's awake is sifting through the worst of humanity. But man do I appreciate the daily video I watch on my way to work and the video I look forward to at the end of the day

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +4

      I suspect he’s a replicant 😊

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 Рік тому +6

      Pretty sure he'll never exhaust the lunatics and narcissists on the net, so he'll keep 'em coming for a good long while.

    • @truescotsman4103
      @truescotsman4103 Рік тому +3

      He makes a 10-minute video and there isn't a lot of production value. I'd say he has it pretty easy

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому

      @@truescotsman4103 you do it then.

    • @wilhelmhagberg4897
      @wilhelmhagberg4897 4 місяці тому +2

      Very unusual that a single person creates this amount of content himself though. Lot’s of work involved with research and scriptwriting. Many content creators actually have a dedicated production team.

  • @2000disneyland
    @2000disneyland Рік тому +117

    It’s hard to believe a jilted lover would go to such great lengths in her desires to cause harm. I was surprised at how wholesome Melody looked, could have fooled me.

    • @TheodoreRizzo
      @TheodoreRizzo Рік тому +29

      She looked like she could do better than him

    • @MasterMalrubius
      @MasterMalrubius Рік тому +13

      @@TheodoreRizzo Maybe the whole “Kill people who don’t give you what you want” made that difficult.

    • @bsalapek5
      @bsalapek5 Рік тому +16

      Don't judge a book by its cover.

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 Рік тому +10

      @@bsalapek5 And Don't judge a song by its covers, lest you be judged by your karaoke audience. ~1st Judges 1:21 ~

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 Рік тому +4

      Good looking women always fall for ugly men.

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt Рік тому +14

    Only up to ten years for potentially causing someone to be killed?
    Imagine how scared these people will be when she gets 5 years and is out in 3 or something. She obviously won’t stop and now she will meet other smarter criminals in prison. Some people won’t ever stop.

    • @halroxdynasty8683
      @halroxdynasty8683 Рік тому

      Lmao omg I mean actual killers get fucking ten years or less! I'm more scared of that. This lady is a dolt, I doubt she will ever to try shit again. She's probably gonna be totally bullied in prison and "scared straight". Child abusers literally get less time, that's what's so terrifying...

  • @LuxeMindsetVibes
    @LuxeMindsetVibes 8 місяців тому +6

    Imagine the wife surprise that not only was her husband cheating but his infidelity opened the door to a possible hit on her life.

    • @dallynutkat3252
      @dallynutkat3252 6 днів тому +1

      What? Did you actually watch this? He was not even with the wife when he knew Melody. He met and married Jennifer when he moved away. Also, there is no indication that Melody and David were ever romantically involved, just hiking buddies. Melody is the jealous nutcase. Don't make this David's fault. He and Jennifer did nothing. Melody was just jealous. Try to watch properly before making comments with opinions that blame the wrong people. You can be doing damage to the reputation of someone who did nothing wrong.

  • @teddyjackson1902
    @teddyjackson1902 Рік тому +14

    I’ve often considered what it would be like to be beautiful and intolerably stupid or insane. This story answers my questions.

  • @DigitalNeb
    @DigitalNeb Рік тому +56

    I mean you get what you pay for. I remember this one time I was trying to pull of a high level assassination plot with a couple of homeless guys I recruited in the Walmart parking lot. Maaaaan.... you wouldn't believe it, but NUTHIN went right. Sheesh, those guys had a terrible work ethic.

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 Рік тому +5

      And not just work ethic, try finding some with decent ethics! 😂😂

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +5

      If it had been a Targé parking lot you might gave found a reliable LBGTQAellemenopee.😅

    • @Australian_Made
      @Australian_Made Рік тому +3

      · Thom Curry
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marquisdelafayette1929
      @marquisdelafayette1929 Рік тому +7

      NoBoDy wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

    • @kevin_mitchell
      @kevin_mitchell Рік тому +9

      It's true, you do get what you pay for, that's why I went with the most expensive boutique hitman agency on the dark web. You do have to pay extra for some things though, like a first class seat for them to fly from Nigeria. But it's worth it, I can sleep peacefully now ... oh wait, there's some nice policemen at the door, I wonder what they want.

  • @F0rtysxity
    @F0rtysxity 8 місяців тому +3

    "This seems particularly sadistic. Considering the couple was already getting married." LOL

  • @urdnal
    @urdnal Рік тому +25

    Makes you wonder how many people you know would have someone killed if they wanted to, knew where to find a real hitman and could afford it...

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +4

      Not me. I’m into DIY😂

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 Рік тому +4

      ...and deluded enough to imagine getting away with it.

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 11 місяців тому

      Me. But to be fair he's an awful person by any standards.

    • @Naz1Killer
      @Naz1Killer 11 місяців тому

      @@aldranzam3456 sure he was, the man's always an "awful one". Who hurt you

  • @claudinejames7731
    @claudinejames7731 Рік тому +23

    Wow! 'Add to cart' murders. What a nightmare. Somehow it also has a humorous side in this case. For sure hiring a hit man over the internet motivated by jealousy is overkill. Glad she got caught!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +5

      Wonder if they provide free delivery.

    • @52daytripper
      @52daytripper Рік тому +3

      "overkill" ha ha good pun

    • @crmay72
      @crmay72 Рік тому +1

      @@nhmooytis7058 LOL! ;)

    • @davecasey4341
      @davecasey4341 11 місяців тому

      I'll add this to my cart, but then I'll check other listings to see if I can get a better deal. 😉

  • @stevenspeaker
    @stevenspeaker Рік тому +46

    How do you pump out so much awesome content? It’s gotta take a lot of research and time to distill it down. I love your dry sarcastic clever jabs. Never disappoints.

    • @VSVickery
      @VSVickery Рік тому

      Yesss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @katfayegarrett3872
    @katfayegarrett3872 Рік тому +20

    How do people think that they can get away this stuff?!?!

    • @brendamertes9472
      @brendamertes9472 Рік тому +2

      Better question: how many people have got away with this stuff?

    • @christinab9808
      @christinab9808 11 місяців тому

      libs don’t live in reality

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 12 днів тому

      @@brendamertes9472 I've heard of almost no murders that were done by hitmen, whether the hiring person got caught or not, so not many.

  • @crisalis
    @crisalis Рік тому +18

    The fact that she’s more concern of the dog than human is crazy.

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan Рік тому +5

      Nope

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 Рік тому +7

      Animals will always be cooler than humans! Animals As Leaders 🤘🏻

    • @lf9341
      @lf9341 Рік тому

      I prefer dogs to humans. That said, I can't even kill a fly. When Pamela Smart ordered her teenage lover to kill her husband she made sure her dog was in the basement so he would not witness the murder!

    • @amelliamendel2227
      @amelliamendel2227 Рік тому

      Done people are legitimately like that is a mental disorder of some kind.

    • @onemoremisfit
      @onemoremisfit Рік тому

      The world is full of misanthropists who see themselves as morally superior humans for hating their own species. It has actually become very trendy these days. "I love animals more than people, I'm sooo special ..."

  • @Skandalos
    @Skandalos Рік тому +8

    Greed is so much stronger than fear. She felt betrayed because she felt entitled to this man. She probably thought she had hit the jack pot with the guy and seeing him vanish before her eyes and her jack pot going to another candidate made her extremely angry.

  • @01splitpea
    @01splitpea Рік тому +36

    As always, well done, Dr. Grande! Thank you for both analysis and good humor.

    • @BelloBudo007
      @BelloBudo007 Рік тому +2

      Yes his humour is sometimes subtle. I have him playing in the background while I do a few jobs & I'm sure I miss a few of his little 'funnies'. Those I do manage to catch, I quite enjoy.

  • @rullvox5912
    @rullvox5912 Рік тому +8

    How did melody gain access to the data on Jennifer and Davids fitness tracking devices?

    • @tahlia__nerds_out
      @tahlia__nerds_out День тому

      Maybe she and David used to share data when they were climbing buddies?

  • @Gigachadly
    @Gigachadly Рік тому +8

    “ Yano what I hired an assassin today, and I didn’t break the bank!! “ *said cheerfully*

  • @Germania72
    @Germania72 Рік тому +3

    This is the only time I've been happy that someone was scammed.

  • @pamcornelius9122
    @pamcornelius9122 Рік тому +422

    Nothing like a bedtime story from Dr. Grande!

  • @samlsd9711
    @samlsd9711 Рік тому +35

    It's hard to believe that somebody could be as naive as this and go online looking for killer.😂 wow.
    Thank you Dr.Grande for the great upload, never been so early.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +1

      People find dates online 😂😂😂

  • @christophergarza9118
    @christophergarza9118 Рік тому +7

    I assumed this video had hit it’s comedic peak with the “Already getting married/how much more pain?” line! then from out of nowhere, you perfectly execute, the “killing grammar” line. Once more you have a done yourself.

  • @wendiwonderly1419
    @wendiwonderly1419 Рік тому +37

    The OKM business model was similar to nursing referral agencies I have worked for-minus the murder part

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +3

      Not always minus murder...watch more true crime 😅

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan Рік тому

      😂

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 Рік тому +21

    It's like Costco of murder. If you bundle 3 or more you get a 35 percent off😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @rasheed7934
      @rasheed7934 Рік тому

      You can find a hitman in Detroit at church. I'm serious as cancer about that.

    • @jh76103
      @jh76103 Рік тому +2

      But you gotta act NOW!!! LOL

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Рік тому +1

      And you get a 10% discount between 8:00 and 9:00

    • @towritemichelle210
      @towritemichelle210 Рік тому +2

      Groupon

  • @01splitpea
    @01splitpea Рік тому +9

    The "nice dogs" gag was extremely amusing. 😂

  • @mamaduck9370
    @mamaduck9370 Рік тому +12

    Hell hath no fury etc but whatever happened to "plenty of other fish in the sea?"
    How can anyone's ego get so out of control they think killing another person is justified because of romantic rejection?
    Had a giggle at the sly dig linking marriage and inevitable pain lol thank you so much for the video. 😊

    • @rimmalikover9724
      @rimmalikover9724 Рік тому

      Or in her case "Elk in the forest"

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 Рік тому

      Cause sometimes in life people only have one person who truly loves them. Yea there’s a lot of fish in the sea but it doesn’t mean everyone is gonna get a fish.

  • @michael-m
    @michael-m Рік тому +19

    Ah...Another fantastic video to close out my day. Always needed, always enjoyed. Much thanks Doc

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Рік тому +22

    We appreciate your dedication and hard work. God bless you.

  • @cogitoergospud1
    @cogitoergospud1 9 днів тому +1

    “How much more pain did Melanie want to inflict?” Savage! lol.

  • @rejaneoliveira5019
    @rejaneoliveira5019 Рік тому +6

    The humor was fantastic as usual! This story is so unbelievable that is actually comical.
    Have a great day, Dr. Grande.❤

  • @vladimirputindreadlockrast812
    @vladimirputindreadlockrast812 Рік тому +4

    The assassin doubles as a Nigerian prince during the day, just to make ends meet.

  • @yoda7531
    @yoda7531 Рік тому +6

    It's really hard to focus on the case while I keep laughing so hard about Dr. Grande great jokes 😂😢😅 Thank you so much Dr. Grande 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @loiskondo8349
    @loiskondo8349 Рік тому +12

    Melody, he’s just not into you! Thank you Dr. Grande for another fascinating video!

  • @JT-lu8tm
    @JT-lu8tm Рік тому +17

    My daily dose of Dr. G! Perfect timing as I write all my clinical notes from the day 😌

  • @david-dj8or
    @david-dj8or Рік тому +5

    I've heard of people giving money to those who claim they are the official representative of the invisible man in the sky.

  • @frecklydharma
    @frecklydharma Рік тому +7

    it would be great as a part of your analysis to break down psychological what happens to people who are seemingly normal that do these things. The beginning of harmful, and obsessive thinking. What is the profile of this type of stalking?

  • @ramair6424
    @ramair6424 Рік тому +3

    “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”.

  • @crissy1764
    @crissy1764 Рік тому +2

    Hey Dr G. Im always here for your speculations

  • @LynnE507
    @LynnE507 Рік тому +8

    Another great video, Dr. Grande.❤🌵

  • @uralbob1
    @uralbob1 6 місяців тому

    Great episode! Your ability to report these stories with a sense of humor is absolutely hilarious!
    Thanks Dr. Grande!

  • @elizabethwarman9028
    @elizabethwarman9028 Рік тому +3

    Good evening Dr Grande, love your dry sense of humor. As always I learn something new from your videos.
    Have a wonderful evening.

  • @Flamsterette
    @Flamsterette Рік тому

    Thanks for the upload, Dr. Grande!

  • @nancykurpaitis7928
    @nancykurpaitis7928 Рік тому

    Along with Enjoying Your Posts, Love the background decorations & beautiful colors!!!

  • @alannakiwi
    @alannakiwi 9 місяців тому +1

    You've got a great formula, Dr Grande 🎉

  • @glauvie
    @glauvie Рік тому +2

    Doc’s remarks about marriage make me think there’s trouble in paradise. I’m only SPECulating on what COULD be happening in a situation LIKE this.

  • @milliewoo337
    @milliewoo337 Рік тому +1

    Hey Dr. Grande I saw someone post in the comments section somewhere a request for you to do the Alexee Trevizo case, so I looked it up and now I’m requesting it too. Keep up the good work!

  • @nap163020
    @nap163020 Рік тому +1

    ".... they have no trouble murdering grammar." I fell off my chair! 😂😂😂

  • @annalisegiovanni7032
    @annalisegiovanni7032 Рік тому

    Hello Dr. Grande❤️ Thank you for the new upload! Your videos are the best kind of Night cap!

  • @pezeron24
    @pezeron24 Рік тому +10

    Sometimes, aging people should just come to the realization that they're no longer that hot and that acting like twenty-year-old sex addicts is past their time, and that they should just enjoy doing the daily Wordle and walk their chihuahua around the block before watching Netflix while sipping green tea.

    • @lisaschmidt8466
      @lisaschmidt8466 Рік тому +5

      Now I’m depressed. 😂

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt Рік тому +1

      Lmao

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +8

      I’m 71 and just spent 5 years traveling around the South Pacific, now am in Hawaii writing a novel and learning German. I’m also a gourmet cook. Most of my friends under 30 spend all their time staring at their phones, playing video games and downloading porn. What was your point.

  • @kelliearnold8498
    @kelliearnold8498 Рік тому

    Great job. Absolutely crazy!

  • @sngray11
    @sngray11 Рік тому +2

    Listening to my daily dose of Dr. Grande while making dinner. 💗

  • @elaineelias2588
    @elaineelias2588 Рік тому

    Good job and clever as usual!

  • @sherunswithscissors
    @sherunswithscissors Рік тому +1

    I’m glad to see your channel has blown up. You deserve everything that comes your way

    • @cravinbob
      @cravinbob 10 місяців тому

      What if he gets hit by a bus?

  • @user-ru3ql6ji4p
    @user-ru3ql6ji4p Рік тому +2

    Melody is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I mean, she's as sharp as a spoon! LOL!

  • @bigdopamine9343
    @bigdopamine9343 Рік тому +2

    At those prices you’d be crazy not to have somebody killed.

  • @chrisp8856
    @chrisp8856 Рік тому +4

    Just had to comment on your ability to make me laugh out loud, again.😂 My father used to start his day with Reader’s Digest; Laughter, the best medicine, and your videos are my equivalent. Thanks for another well executed video.

  • @Ann-sj4pt
    @Ann-sj4pt Рік тому +5

    How did anyone believe there’s an “amazon” hitman site 😳

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 Рік тому

      Pure stupidity, I suppose. I would have written 'unadulterated', but realized it wasn't a good fit in this case.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 8 місяців тому

      My sister thinks complex legal documents should be sent to a phone for signing with a finger initial, sooo ...

  • @noelnewlon
    @noelnewlon Рік тому +1

    Your subtle, dry humor is priceless.

  • @adriennecarollombard5221
    @adriennecarollombard5221 Рік тому +1

    THANKYOU Dr. Grande we learn so much about people and what not to do.😙

  • @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366

    lol you're killing it today Dr. Grande. I was also just looking at your Megan Markel videos and was cracking up.

  • @MsOdingod
    @MsOdingod 11 місяців тому

    Great video!

  • @KruezFam
    @KruezFam Рік тому +1

    1.3 million subs, congrats!! 👏

  • @CameronM47
    @CameronM47 Рік тому

    Dr Todd's delivery of sarcasm is fantastic.

  • @msistah247
    @msistah247 Рік тому +2

    Wow! Dr. G right on time.

  • @charsback
    @charsback Рік тому +2

    Phoning the FBI thinking your getting honest people to help is hilarious...lol thanks for the laugh...Doc..

  • @nimsa2000
    @nimsa2000 Рік тому +3

    Hello 👋 good Dr. Grande 😊🎉

  • @user-sg1kx6cb8u
    @user-sg1kx6cb8u 18 днів тому

    I like Dr. Grande and the videos speculating on what might have happened in situations like this 😊 but sometimes the content is depressing. I would like to see more content with a positive outcome 🙏🏽

  • @yamnjam
    @yamnjam Рік тому +7

    Go figure online criminals are not trustworthy. I bet they didn't even refund her deposit lol.

  • @d.g.n9392
    @d.g.n9392 Рік тому +5

    I can’t imagine the things like dark web you described. Guess I’m too naive in my older age, not conceivable to an old guy. The internet is sometimes weird.
    Enjoy these crime mystery stories.

  • @jasmincampbell8105
    @jasmincampbell8105 Рік тому +2

    Dr. Grande's dry humor is priceless 😅

  • @ztoob8898
    @ztoob8898 6 місяців тому +1

    The jokes just keep coming in this one. Who would have thought murder-for-hire could be so hilarious?

  • @Stichting_NoFap
    @Stichting_NoFap Рік тому

    Love your humor (as always)

  • @grannyonwire8926
    @grannyonwire8926 Рік тому

    I love you dr grande, you always get it right ❤❤❤

  • @chrisl4999
    @chrisl4999 Місяць тому

    I figured out that the best way to know which of your vids I’ve watched is to upvote them.

  • @MsPea
    @MsPea Рік тому +1

    I love the deadpan humor. Dr. Grande is a comedian at heart.

  • @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202
    @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 Рік тому +3

    Hello from Melbourne Australia, Mate the one about getting married is enough pain , so good that after the third time l could focus on the case to the finish. Thanks, Doctor, always appreciate your analysis and quality videos. Did you hear they have replaced the music from "Here Comes the Bride" to "Another one bites the Dust", by Queen.

  • @JD-qy9nf
    @JD-qy9nf Рік тому

    do you teach? I'm getting my NP in psychiatry and I think you would be a fantastic teacher. you have a very analytical mind and you're sarcasm is funny. Having a sense of humor is necessary when dealing with such dark topics. For me, the sarcasm enables me to stomach some of the information

  • @zavcig3612
    @zavcig3612 5 місяців тому +1

    The best storyteller in history: dr. Grande 😊

  • @EngineeringFun
    @EngineeringFun 7 днів тому +1

    What a fool. He violated the very first rule of dating, never date an environmental compliance specialist named Melody.

  • @staciecs77
    @staciecs77 10 місяців тому

    You Are on fire 🔥 doc❣️❣️(love your theories with a tiny bit of satire) 😊interesting opinions 👏👏❣️T Y😊

  • @lindabrennan4455
    @lindabrennan4455 4 місяці тому

    People never cease to amaze me.

  • @petercallinicos
    @petercallinicos Рік тому +1

    "He's already getting married, how much more pain do you want to inflict?" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @user-xc2hv8yx3u
    @user-xc2hv8yx3u Рік тому +3

    hello! can you please do a video on compulsive and/or pathological lying?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому +1

      He already did one.
      OK he didn’t I’m a pathological liar.

  • @musings2022
    @musings2022 Рік тому

    You are hilarious! Thank you for the laughs!

  • @brigittebeltran6701
    @brigittebeltran6701 Рік тому

    Another spot in masterpiece 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @pwallace5359
    @pwallace5359 Рік тому +2

    Dr Grande your deadpan jokes about the misery of marriage are so hilarious! Your wife is definitely a good sport. 😂 . My husband and I will celebrate our 28th year of misery together this fall. 😉😂