Freddy Got Fingered - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2018
  • It's a new kind of bad, one never thought possible. Has this film elevated awful to a new art form? What has been unleashed? Nostalgia Critic takes on Tom Green's, Freddy Got Fingered.
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    Freddy Got Fingered is a 2001 American surrealist black comedy film directed by Tom Green and written by Green and Derek Harvie. The film follows Green as a 28-year-old slacker who wishes to become a professional cartoonist. The film's plot resembles Green's struggles as a young man trying to get his TV series picked up, which would later become the popular MTV show The Tom Green Show.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 років тому +2904

    You get a censor bar. You get a censor bar! THIS WHOLE MOVIE GETS A CENSOR BAR!!!
    First Viewing coming tomorrow with a description of "It's the only viewing we had to pause while watching. We needed a break, and you would too."
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    • @themilkman5004
      @themilkman5004 5 років тому +35

      Don’t think there’s enough booze in the world to erase movie from your mind

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 5 років тому +15

      Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Trying to Watch, er I mean First Viewing.

    • @supercool2898
      @supercool2898 5 років тому +10

      Review troll 2

    • @TheMadDogpunk
      @TheMadDogpunk 5 років тому +8

      Can u do a review of Kenan and Kel?

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +10

      Thank you so much for reviewing this finally, it's something that makes me feel better about being sick :)

  • @bullwinkle524
    @bullwinkle524 5 років тому +3527

    “How was the movie?”
    “What is the movie?”
    I’ll do one better, “WHY is the movie?”

    • @Fu5ion
      @Fu5ion 5 років тому +97

      I'll do you one better,"Where's the movie?"

    • @megagustman
      @megagustman 5 років тому +81

      I can improve that: "Who is the movie?".

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 5 років тому +57

      What WAS the movie

    • @boinkus5063
      @boinkus5063 5 років тому +69

      IM SURROUNDED BY GENIUSES

    • @notben5088
      @notben5088 5 років тому +97

      I'll do you one better "FUCK this movie"

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 3 роки тому +714

    This is a true story- that ending nearly DID get the film an NC17. Green, deeming that rating "porn, with murder", literally sent the scene back unchanged, except the kid was ADRd the line "I'm okay, guys!". *And the MPAA accepted that.*

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 2 роки тому +64

      “Ratings are a joke”

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 2 роки тому +77

      Reminds me of a story about Eric Andre trying to get past the censors on his show- apparently Adult Swim gave him, amongst other guidelines, that, quote, "He can shit so hard that organs fall out of his anus, but he *can’t* make it look like he’s *intentionally* doing it."

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 2 роки тому +26

      @@erics.czernecki7333 well if that doesn’t prove how useless ratings are i don’t know what will

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Рік тому +10

      @@erics.czernecki7333 well to be fair, doing that on purpose isn't nearly as funny as unintentionally doing it

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Рік тому +7

      @@rockycuro7737 Doug’s review of this movie is funnier than the actual movie… getting your brains beat out with a bat is even more amusing than this movie

  • @kneeofjustice9619
    @kneeofjustice9619 3 роки тому +749

    That moment when I realized that the reason “The Real Slim Shady” is playing at the end is because one of the lyrics is “But it’s ok for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose”.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 роки тому +43

      Wow, Tom embraces this! ... Wonder how he's doing now.

    • @samuelchurch5124
      @samuelchurch5124 2 роки тому +16

      @@WillieManga I think he's still doing stand-up.

    • @user-jy2sj4ed4i
      @user-jy2sj4ed4i 2 роки тому +13

      But it wasn't ok. And it never would be.

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 2 роки тому +18

      When I first heard that song I had no idea who Tom Greene was. Now I wish I never knew. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Рік тому +6

      Early 2000's were crazy

  • @nickcosti1685
    @nickcosti1685 3 роки тому +418

    That Charles Schultz joke is deliberately darker than people realize- he died just briefly before this film was made. When his mother says "you'll be fine" she's literally referring to his death.

  • @Bunpril
    @Bunpril 5 років тому +1487

    Just imagine how it would feel to make a movie as bad as possible in the hopes of winning Razzy awards, just for Adam Sandler to get all ten without even trying just 11 years later

  • @ZenKrio
    @ZenKrio 5 років тому +1635

    OMG that quote "James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... And this guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen..." Legendary.

    • @coma-cody
      @coma-cody 5 років тому +52

      The New Krio - dude, I fucking died bc
      Just this morning my gf and I were reading th tweets of why he got fired. And for th life of me could not figure out why Disney cannot let something that happened 10 years ago alone. Like seriously. You're going to make GOTG3 suck dick and be totally different. Bc you don't approve of someone's dirty joking tweets that are a decade old. Fuck man.

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 5 років тому +45

      @@coma-cody
      Think about Disney's target audience. Imagine Mary Poppins singing some uptempo song about child rape. Disney has very tight image control and the tweets aren't family friendly

    • @ZacharyShade
      @ZacharyShade 5 років тому +20

      To be fair, not 14 million dollars, but James Gunn also got paid to make movies like his tweets.

    • @antona.8659
      @antona.8659 5 років тому +47

      Doug definitely knows a thing or two about inappropriate behavior that destroys your professional relationships with your workers.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 років тому +32

      We kind of SUCK as a soceity sometimes, don't we?

  • @stifflegg1520
    @stifflegg1520 4 роки тому +316

    Is "Anti-movie" a genre? Cuze if not, this movie just made a new one.

    • @albertmccarthy7232
      @albertmccarthy7232 3 роки тому +8

      Anti movie that makes u smarter don’t watch this film not even once

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 3 роки тому +4

      surprisingly i cant tell the difference from legit or accidental

    • @DoubleChaoX
      @DoubleChaoX 2 місяці тому +2

      Guys please do not watch this movie this is worse than the Bratz this is the worst movie ever existed ever since the Galaxy made this is get -9999/10 please do not watch this movie

  • @daled4191
    @daled4191 4 роки тому +692

    Honestly, I find this film hilarious, purely because he knew exactly what he was doing and made the weirdest film he could just to piss off the studio

    • @CharlemagneGuy127
      @CharlemagneGuy127 3 роки тому +52

      Yeah, I feel the same, and it’s strangely and morbidly more funny knowing that.

    • @zpydd_
      @zpydd_ 2 роки тому +1

      i liked tje deer scene

    • @ricjaredpalandiano1807
      @ricjaredpalandiano1807 2 роки тому +4

      Tom Green is like Jim Carrey if Jim got high on crack and was dropped on his head as an adult.

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 2 роки тому +4

      16:35

    • @phillydisco
      @phillydisco 2 роки тому +14

      Sadly, that's what the haters don't get.

  • @ethanwebster2501
    @ethanwebster2501 5 років тому +1273

    YOU EDITED OVER THE BEST LINE!!!
    "Wait, you're a cripple!"
    "You gotta problem with my legs, sir?"
    "It's you that's got the problem with your legs..."

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 4 роки тому +19

      Oh.

    • @esyphillis101
      @esyphillis101 4 роки тому +79

      The Analytical Menace that’s actually a good line. I think Tom Green has talent but he went out of his way to make it terrible.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 роки тому +27

      @@esyphillis101 exactly, that's the point

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 4 роки тому +15

      This movie is painful

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 роки тому +17

      Basically everything about the girlfriend was the one bit of good this movie had

  • @ewansmith6747
    @ewansmith6747 5 років тому +2357

    I looked up Tom Green after this review and I found out that he went to my high school. I hope I can live up to his potential

    • @cptnsquires
      @cptnsquires 5 років тому +169

      I hope to see you out in public playing the Sausage Song on a keyboard.

    • @downwards_spiral
      @downwards_spiral 5 років тому +37

      Welp rip u

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 років тому +53

      Well congratulations, you already have.

    • @gamesincharacter5106
      @gamesincharacter5106 5 років тому +23

      I'm making this face at your comment. Oh plz no but I hope ur as funny as him but plz make a good comedy but if it’s bad make it bad it’s good

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 роки тому +26

      why would you want to live up to HIS potential?

  • @vfxfan
    @vfxfan 4 роки тому +496

    I said, "You know this is technically a Disney movie, right?"
    "It's adopted," said the Disney studio execs defensively.

    • @battlefrontgameplay1388
      @battlefrontgameplay1388 3 роки тому +16

      Is it really* loads the disney killing bullet into the gun* with this we might have a chance to stop them

    • @Mephiles2003
      @Mephiles2003 2 роки тому +9

      Oh

    • @maxpops8427
      @maxpops8427 2 роки тому +9

      I said the same thing when I saw Porky’s

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX Рік тому +191

    The No Country for old Man Intro was spot on!
    "'...you can put it anywhere, but dont put it on the shelf, or it becomes another movie... which it is, a movie"
    - Nostalgia Critic

    • @joellim6988
      @joellim6988 Рік тому +2

      God this guy is a whole other level of unfunny

  • @MmeCShadow
    @MmeCShadow 5 років тому +1966

    "The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny."
    - Roger Ebert

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 5 років тому +334

      "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."
      - also Roger Ebert

    • @jacksquatt6082
      @jacksquatt6082 5 років тому +92

      Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things, and that was one of them. Plus, he had shit taste.

    • @betterversionn
      @betterversionn 5 років тому +105

      jack squatt well, that's just your dumb opinion.

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 5 років тому +63

      I've never understood the fascination with Roger Ebert but I genuinely lol'd at that quote.

    • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
      @GroundhogDayisAWESOME 5 років тому +21

      Good ol' Ebert

  • @IvanTheGhostboy
    @IvanTheGhostboy 5 років тому +477

    Me: *sees Doug in the distance* "Did you do it?"
    Doug: ".....yes."
    Me: "What did it cost?"
    Doug: "...……….everything."

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому +114

    It's not just that he wanted to make an intentionally bad movie, it was also an act of protest against the Hollywood machine itself. Basically at the time Tom Green was basically one of the most famous comedians in the world, with The Tom Green Show being a huge hit and his podcast-esque sister show Tom Green's House Tonight also being around or at the very least it was on the way. So being "the big thing" some big Hollywood studio comes to Tom Green and says "alright look the kids like you, we don't know why, but fuck it here's $1 million dollars. Go make a movie, it can be about anything you want as long as it only costs $1 million. Now scram!" and Tom's like "Anything I want eh?"

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +272

    If The Room was a train wreck, this was a demolition derby.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 3 роки тому +20

      That is a stunningly good way to put it

    • @phillydisco
      @phillydisco 2 роки тому +12

      The Room was supposed to be a serious drama. Tom Green wasn't aiming for that.

    • @scootermcburczak3192
      @scootermcburczak3192 2 роки тому +3

      Or a 75-car pileup on I-95

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 2 роки тому +10

      @@phillydisco yeah, that’s pretty much what I said. A train wreck happens on accident, a demolition derby is a gruesome disaster entirely on purpose.

    • @migiplayz91
      @migiplayz91 Рік тому +2

      The room is good LSD
      FGF is sweetener passing for coke

  • @SGCSmithy
    @SGCSmithy 5 років тому +353

    I like to think we aren’t actually seeing The Nostalgia Critic here, but rather Doug himself, driven mad by this film to the point where he has adopted his alternate persona. He realizes he cannot escape this endless cycle of trash and thus accepts his fate with open arms, longing that one day he may be freed from his curse.

    • @SGCSmithy
      @SGCSmithy 5 років тому +24

      Sun Guy geez, didn’t know someone could be so offended by a joke. I don’t think this is some supper artsy thing he did purposely, I’m just making that a joke.

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 5 років тому +14

      It could be a supper artsy thing and a joke. Why not both?

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 5 років тому +11

      SomeguycalledSmithy Ignore that dude he's just some loser who comments on here just to talk shit instead of actually watching the video like most people actually do on this site.
      Not worth the time nor the attention.

    • @eliasnicolasmiranda4940
      @eliasnicolasmiranda4940 5 років тому +2

      Sun Guy wow so salty

    • @SamA-cw3be
      @SamA-cw3be 5 років тому

      Thank you! I was really struggling on this review. But wouldn't there have been better ways to demonstrate this? For instance The Godfather. Humor in this isn't the important but rather with The Descent. So you could show Doug being charged further and further down into the bowels of this movie until finally he is left no choice but to accept it , to become part of the very thing that he was trying to fight against. At the end of the review, he could have killed those who he was talking about how bad the movie was as daddy do you want some sausages play over and then he closes the door starting the movie up again the signifying that he has become one with the movie. Or if you really wanted to start at the end, Citizen Kane it. Just if you're going to reference from the great movies and contrast to Freddy Got Fingered in such a way that shows the descent into madness, their films are do a much better job of that.

  • @someguythatwasmorbed8251
    @someguythatwasmorbed8251 5 років тому +461

    Critic, would you like some sausage?
    Critic, would you like some sausages?

  • @bennythargrave
    @bennythargrave 4 роки тому +307

    Did anyone else notice "Doom: the game of the movie" on the shelf in the video store? lol

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 4 роки тому +644

    Tom Green is like Canada's version of Adam Sandler: He CAN be funny, but for whatever reason, is constantly NOT funny.

    • @buttermotth
      @buttermotth 4 роки тому +19

      wow you're right

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +62

      At least Adam Sandler didn't intentionally make on the worst things humanity has ever done (that doesn't involve murder)

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 4 роки тому +51

      At least Adam Sandler's good at acting in serious roles. What serious role have you seen Tom Green do?

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +11

      I’m assuming he made a movie that was funny, but he didn’t quite know _why_ it was funny. So when he went to make another movie, he accidentally included all the unfunny stuff while leaving the funny stuff out.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +5

      *That goes for them both

  • @dakotafoote6075
    @dakotafoote6075 5 років тому +778

    My dad took me to see this in theaters when I was 9. Not even kidding lol. The whole time I kept looking over at him like "Are you SURE this is okay for me to watch?"

    • @Azdrerios
      @Azdrerios 5 років тому +129

      Dad: *Jack Nicholson nodding gif*

    • @Stevesk0011
      @Stevesk0011 5 років тому +13

      @@Azdrerios lmao

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +68

      I... think you're dad forgot to be a dad that cared whether or not he made a kid scream in a theater or not

    • @NegoClau
      @NegoClau 5 років тому +48

      Parenting 101.

    • @telemonofficial6924
      @telemonofficial6924 5 років тому +23

      He must've did it on purpose 😂😂😂

  • @5W337Y
    @5W337Y 5 років тому +400

    No Country for Old Critics

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 років тому +7

      Peter Drew. No, Cunts For Old Critics.

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 5 років тому +3

      Dougier Wardem

    • @bijibadness
      @bijibadness 5 років тому

      I KNOW THAT MOVIE TOO ITS LIKE WERE TWINS MAN I KNOW THAT MOVIE AND YOU DO TOO SO WE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT MOVIE. WE ARE VERY SMART AND VIRILE PEOPLE. WE ARE VERY WORLDLY. WE ARE FILM GENIUSES. WE KNOW COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WANNA TEAM UP FOR A WEBISODE???????????????????????

  • @StevClifSylv
    @StevClifSylv 4 роки тому +73

    “This is a fancy restaurant!”
    ThIs iS a FaNcY rEsTaUrAnT

  • @rusPiglets
    @rusPiglets 4 роки тому +259

    That piano song is literally scary. Like it reminds me if Silent hill went to disneyland. That shit is... marvelous.

    • @gladfan1989
      @gladfan1989 3 роки тому +13

      As if Disneyland isn't chock full of nightmares on it's own.

    • @SCP-469
      @SCP-469 3 роки тому +6

      Even the devil is afraid of this movie

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 роки тому +3

      Try listening to the metal covers of it. It's like if the Devil from Tenacious D played it.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +1

      It's quite an earworm.

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 5 років тому +4159

    Well I *did* warn you! >_

    • @thechannelthathasfithteens6792
      @thechannelthathasfithteens6792 5 років тому +244

      PhantomStrider at least you tried strider

    • @mariokart7master
      @mariokart7master 5 років тому +123

      Yup ya said it first stride.

    • @jchavari4318
      @jchavari4318 5 років тому +94

      You did what you could :/

    • @MinimalistTheatre333
      @MinimalistTheatre333 5 років тому +85

      I couldn't see anything wrong with this movie. If you have any complaints, feel free to reach me at my padded cell.

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 5 років тому +40

      but did he listen no, who's crazy now huh, WHO'S CRAZY NOW

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 5 років тому +328

    "James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this." Stuck between laughing and crying over this line. RIP Guardians of the Galaxy III.

    • @van8ryan
      @van8ryan 5 років тому +14

      Yessss..............From DISNEY; they'd've roasted Green at the Stake had they known he'd used their money for THIS (hence it's New Line, who couldn't give two squirts, as they made DUNGEONS & DRAGONS only a YEAR before LORD OF THE RINGS..........they clearly don't know............).

    • @sherrybernard462
      @sherrybernard462 5 років тому +4

      DRIP GotG3

    • @wolfthornnholtzklau4913
      @wolfthornnholtzklau4913 5 років тому +1

      Bwahahaha

    • @kissmyasthma3155
      @kissmyasthma3155 5 років тому +15

      Disney bought Fox, so "Freddy Got Fingered" is now a Disney movie, how shocking is that?

    • @squinos3255
      @squinos3255 5 років тому +1

      @@kissmyasthma3155 i might report your comment for the sheer horror you have brought to my mind good sir

  • @susanhellmuth3840
    @susanhellmuth3840 4 роки тому +121

    “It’s like a Greek myth, but African.”
    As Half-Blood trash, you cannot understand how ashamed I am of that line.

    • @GoldenGrenadier
      @GoldenGrenadier 4 роки тому +24

      Your comment reminds me of a certain black Scottish cyclops of Greek myth.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +13

      Makes me wonder what would happen if a horse mated with a narwhal. Would we FINALLY get unicorns?

    • @mr.writerman6719
      @mr.writerman6719 2 роки тому +3

      @@GoldenGrenadier Does he have a certain affinity for Scrumpy perhaps?

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre Місяць тому +1

      ​@@GoldenGrenadierAs a Texan I felt my blood pressure rise reading about such a person.

  • @BrendanBarney
    @BrendanBarney 3 роки тому +270

    I feel so sorry for you.

    • @thomasharpe1498
      @thomasharpe1498 3 роки тому +4

      Me too.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 роки тому +13

      I apologize to ANYONE who has seen this...........movie.🤢

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 3 роки тому +4

      @@darthcinema4262 I consider this the worst comedy of all time!!!

    • @seblasian
      @seblasian 3 роки тому +4

      I feel sorry for anyone that didn't enjoy this masterpiece!

    • @officertenpenny6169
      @officertenpenny6169 3 роки тому +4

      @@seblasian shitpiece*

  • @davidbelsky7697
    @davidbelsky7697 5 років тому +411

    James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... and This guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen.

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 5 років тому +4

      Gunn was fired for being a pedo.

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 5 років тому +31

      Mr. Reality- I think it’s less about normalizing and more about taking it to such absurd levels it’s actually hilarious. It’s still distasteful and horrendous. But you can’t help admire how far they’re willing to take it and not apologize for any of it.

    • @christianlopez4418
      @christianlopez4418 5 років тому +59

      Glenn B He did only joke about it and he did it 10 years ago. Apparently, joking about something a decade ago and becoming a better person afterwards deserves only hate and ridicule

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 5 років тому +27

      @Mr. Reality that makes no sense. You are here just to attack people you dont like, not to ad someting to the conversation

    • @davidbelsky7697
      @davidbelsky7697 5 років тому +34

      Mr. Reality If you really think making jokes about pedophilia is defending pedophilia, I really feel sorry for you. And by the way you’re throwing out “leftist “ and “bot” like rice cakes at a wedding... I really really REALLF feel sorry for you.

  • @unclecreepy9202
    @unclecreepy9202 5 років тому +327

    “Freddy Got Fingered” made over $14M at the box office (which was more than its budget.) Of course, more people saw it at the theaters than the box office figures show (like double or triple the number). Kids would buy tickets to “Crocodile Dundee 3” then sneak into FGF. There’s no way CD3 would have made almost $40M if not for FGF.

    • @pipedream2556
      @pipedream2556 4 роки тому +19

      Wait if kids paid for a different film to go see it then that means enough people went to see it willingly aside from them to make that profit in spite of the critical mauling, AND then more people got into it over time to make it a cult classic in comparison to how many people saw it to begin with!
      Oh god

    • @SpicyMB
      @SpicyMB 4 роки тому +20

      It’s like South Park bigger longer and uncut all over again

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 роки тому +7

      Who in there right mind would willingly see this abomination of hell?

    • @snc237
      @snc237 2 роки тому +17

      @@alexjewett7455 meee that’s who

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Рік тому

      @@alexjewett7455 stupid teenagers

  • @rabidwaffles9022
    @rabidwaffles9022 4 роки тому +179

    I like how every joke in this movie has actual build up.

  • @knoffke_07
    @knoffke_07 3 роки тому +27

    “When the f**k is this movie going to end” - the producers right before they burst into flames

  • @fornaxian
    @fornaxian 5 років тому +437

    Tamara: How was the movie?
    Critic: What is the movie?
    Me, an intellectual: Why is the movie?

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 5 років тому +309

    “Why would this be successful? Graphs.”
    Ah, but the Chart says...

    • @cooperschlickau4062
      @cooperschlickau4062 5 років тому +10

      David Hoyos [Matoi] Nostalgia Critic: YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!

    • @ShadowDOA
      @ShadowDOA 5 років тому +4

      I was just thinking about that

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 5 років тому +6

      *But the chart says*

    • @Jacob_G9
      @Jacob_G9 5 років тому +5

      *Takes chart away*

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 5 років тому +4

      @@Jacob_G9 THE CHART

  • @carlocalderon3659
    @carlocalderon3659 3 роки тому +25

    8:02 “Life has given me that sentence to report to you” - Nostalgia Critic

  • @xario2007
    @xario2007 4 роки тому +39

    26:15 :
    "You saw it, didn't you?"
    "I can't unsee it."
    "That's why you're standing there, aren't you?"
    PTSD at its best.

    • @dillonohlemiller9027
      @dillonohlemiller9027 4 роки тому +5

      Xario Withoutalastname I don’t get why the scene is disturbing. And that’s probably a good thing

    • @TheGrimStride
      @TheGrimStride 4 роки тому +1

      Dillon Ohlemiller agree, I need it explained bc I don’t get it

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood 5 років тому +281

    You know your movie is bad when you make 'The Citizen Kane of bad movies' (The Room) look like Citizen Kane.

    • @blastedquinn56
      @blastedquinn56 4 роки тому +1

      And Freddy's got fingered. So anyway, this and the room are also Pink Floyd the wall and rebel without the cause goes bad

    • @maxpops8427
      @maxpops8427 2 роки тому +4

      At least we got something good out of The Room. It’s called THE DISASTER ARTIST

  • @dylanrg9716
    @dylanrg9716 5 років тому +576

    the movie that broke the critic

    • @Linkin-2603
      @Linkin-2603 5 років тому +33

      Dylan the Cat 2 no Michel Myers Cat in the Hat and the son of the mask did that

    • @alexbrabo4471
      @alexbrabo4471 5 років тому +21

      That was Food Fight

    • @stevenmilsteen
      @stevenmilsteen 5 років тому +2

      This is like the best movie ever

    • @stevenmilsteen
      @stevenmilsteen 5 років тому

      @The Comic Man101 what why ? I thought it was hilarious what other movie are you gonna see a guy put on a dead deer's body and get hit by a truck

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 5 років тому +6

      that was Garbage Pail Kids although this movie does him no favors to his mental health

  • @nightshadegatito
    @nightshadegatito 4 роки тому +53

    I was dying laughing in this vid when he pointed out that at the institute "for sexually molested children" the kids are watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's fucking awesome. Shitty movie no doubt, but the level of wtf in that choice is awesome. Whoever thought of it, I know they must have had a great laugh thinking about it and then doing it. I certainly would have.

  • @gabriellaschmitt4487
    @gabriellaschmitt4487 4 роки тому +24

    I wish i world be been able to see the reactions of the people who received the request to make that “institute for sexually molested children” sign

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 5 років тому +252

    Tom Green.
    Doing youtube stuff before youtube was a thing.

    • @ismaelfreytes1106
      @ismaelfreytes1106 5 років тому +5

      Jackass too

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 5 років тому +4

      Eric Andre and Tim and Eric too

    • @Stressedout-Warrior-Mama
      @Stressedout-Warrior-Mama 5 років тому

      Yes! This is brilliant

    • @theLOSTranger234
      @theLOSTranger234 5 років тому +3

      actually it really was in order: Tom Green, Jackass, Tim and Eric, Eric Andre (or okay Tom green and Jackass were around the same time mid to late 90s when the M in MTV stood for music

    • @superreviewerable
      @superreviewerable 5 років тому +4

      So you're saying if I go back in time and kill Tom Green, I'll prevent countless generations of stupid, moronic, pitiful humor?
      Be Right Back... :)

  • @kchandaman3012
    @kchandaman3012 5 років тому +1011

    Doug's impression of Anton Chigurh is... genuinely kind of unsettling.

    • @JIreland1992
      @JIreland1992 5 років тому +21

      I think he’s using a voice filter. It sounds like it anyway.

    • @zachfakename3747
      @zachfakename3747 4 роки тому +9

      Um, no

    • @PROPAINZERO
      @PROPAINZERO 4 роки тому +10

      @@JIreland1992 I don't think it was

    • @machine-shopbilly6584
      @machine-shopbilly6584 4 роки тому +21

      Doug is unsettling

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 4 роки тому +10

      @@machine-shopbilly6584 javier bardem is unsettling

  • @chadrandall2153
    @chadrandall2153 4 роки тому +24

    Not only are The Nostalgia Critics reviews informative , entertaining as hell and hilarious , the sketches are incredibly funny . Laughter is the best medicine . I've been an avid watcher for years now . Thank you critic for making me laugh out loud .

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +41

    No Country For Old Men was SUCH a good film; easily one of the best roles from Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin
    That coin toss scene was brilliant, the investigation was engaging, and the characters are interesting
    I honestly have no gripes I can think of!

  • @Nicolletta13
    @Nicolletta13 5 років тому +690

    "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when 'Freddy Got Fingered' is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny." -- Roger Ebert

    • @nathanchalmers9857
      @nathanchalmers9857 5 років тому +16

      Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things. He disliked some of the greatest films.

    • @Nicolletta13
      @Nicolletta13 5 років тому +52

      That doesn't mean he was wrong about this film.

    • @leedleone4616
      @leedleone4616 5 років тому +4

      I think it's funny like nostalgia said it's so disappointing it's funny and you keep going back to it

    • @HAHA-pr5su
      @HAHA-pr5su 5 років тому +7

      Nicolletta13 this movie is the bottom of earth it’s that bad

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 років тому +10

      Nicolletta13
      I think Tom Green secretly snuck into South Park's dimension, read a copy of "The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs", plagiarized it, and then brought it back to our dimension hoping we would all acclaim it like the citizens of South Park did.

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 5 років тому +329

    "You can't hurt meeee! Not with my... Cheese helmet!"
    This was a constant joke with me and my friends in high school.

  • @lostmediaandlegofanthebric3233
    @lostmediaandlegofanthebric3233 4 роки тому +29

    Quoting Nostalgia Critic from his Japan jack and the beanstalk review:
    "Well the message of this movie is very straightforward, FEAR.
    That one line perfectly encapsulates, this movie, Son of the Mask, and the Garbage Pail Kids Movie 😬

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +77

    Tom Green is the malfunctioning original prototype for the Paul brothers.

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 2 роки тому +5

      Actually he's the malfunction original prototype for rob schneider

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 17 днів тому

      Who then was a malfunctioning prototype for the Paul Brothers.

  • @domocan6877
    @domocan6877 5 років тому +126

    I suspect that NC needed to watch No Country for Old Men 50 times to wipe the stain of this movie from his eyeballs

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 5 років тому +2

      Is that what the framing sketch is? I came to the comments to ask

    • @KitsuneRokaku
      @KitsuneRokaku 5 років тому +1

      @@PrincessNinja007 I think so

    • @user-hb7py7xy7b
      @user-hb7py7xy7b 5 років тому +3

      @@PrincessNinja007 yes. The most memorable scenes and lines.

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 5 років тому +1

      Ciara.Chaya
      The original DID let the store clerk live. That freak felt like what a once chivalrous Knight would be like after falling into Nihilism.

  • @annedery8905
    @annedery8905 5 років тому +224

    I remember this movie sitting on the shelf of my videoclub years ago with a sign under it saying: "This film is so bad, you may rent it for free". I never saw such a thing again.

    • @clonecam117thefilthycasual6
      @clonecam117thefilthycasual6 5 років тому +17

      I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex

    • @nikhilbhavani981
      @nikhilbhavani981 5 років тому +4

      clonecam117 The Filthy Casual still funny to imagine

    • @annedery8905
      @annedery8905 5 років тому +4

      And then everybody in the videoclub clapped.
      But seriously, it did happen. The owner of this place gave absolutely no fucks. Probably because they had, like, 6 clients.

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 2 роки тому

      Whoever wrote that is a legend

    • @phillydisco
      @phillydisco 2 роки тому

      I hated Tom Green, never really cared to see his talk show. And I definitely didn't want to see the movie in theaters. But then we had a promo copy in the video store I worked at, and I thought 'what the hell, let's see how bad it really is'. And I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to end. I mean, it does keep going on after what you assume is the real 'ending', but that's part of the joke (you'll see someone in the stands holding a sign pointing to that fact). I think it was brilliant. I must have watched it a dozen times since then.

  • @nickmoney
    @nickmoney Рік тому +8

    Weird to think Disney now owns this movie.

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 11 місяців тому +8

    This is still the greatest middle finger movie ever made. Intentionally wasting millions of dollars that Fox gave him was the greatest bit Tom Green ever did.

  • @3DSage
    @3DSage 5 років тому +251

    This movie is about tom green making fun of how a big studio gave HIM money to make a movie with complete control so he shows how he can throw all that away.

    • @adhdcoffee1006
      @adhdcoffee1006 5 років тому +14

      What movie? The one in the video or the one in my backyard decomposing under a pile of firewood?

    • @phillydisco
      @phillydisco 2 роки тому +2

      The script and story is essentially an autobiography.

  • @Golnax
    @Golnax 5 років тому +165

    Wait hang on.
    Does this mean that the Critic dislikes this film more than the Garbage Pail Kids movie?

    • @hawkeyenextgen7117
      @hawkeyenextgen7117 5 років тому +26

      Golnax now he know how phantomstrider feels.

    • @kevindolan9
      @kevindolan9 5 років тому +2

      Honest to god it's unclear to me, I mean it seems like he viewed it on how people viewed trolls 2, so bad it's good but not sure what to say about it other than complete confusion my honest opinion this is one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life because it literally does everything in its power to be so bad it's good, I get the troll humor and such but it takes it to such a degree that it's mostly very hard to watch almost makes me want to give pity to everyone involved with this movie except tom green.

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 5 років тому +1

      I don't think so I think he'll forever stand by that

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +1

      Yes, this movie is so bad it tops even garbage bail kids. Pray for the apocalypse people.

    • @Minal_Aurapine
      @Minal_Aurapine 5 років тому +1

      I dont think so this is less boring than garbage pale

  • @bigbrotherishere
    @bigbrotherishere 3 роки тому +29

    One of Critic's best reviews/ parodies.

  • @jfbrko290
    @jfbrko290 4 роки тому +10

    As a kid, I watched this movie with the commentary on and there are some little fun facts about some of the scenes that were pointed out in this review. According to Tom, the "my ear just popped" thing was completely improvised because his ear actually did pop in the scene from chewing gum. Also, the surgery footage that Eddie Kaye Thomas's character Freddy was watching was actually the footage of Tom's cancer surgery.

  • @Maximaker02
    @Maximaker02 5 років тому +230

    So if Tom Green set out to make such a bad movie, doesn't that mean he's technically made his own perfect film? He accomplished his goal, didn't he? He did it. He broke the scale of So Bad It's Good

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 5 років тому +10

      Maximaker02 The answer is yes. Think about the studio head who funded the film. His/her life must be a tragedy.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 5 років тому +11

      But it's not good. It is horrifically, horrifically bad.

    • @Maximaker02
      @Maximaker02 5 років тому +4

      Bob Schneider That's my point. He succeeded. He won.

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 3 роки тому

      @@bobthebear1246 Like, generally a "bad movie made bad on purpose" is to try and hit a spot like The Room, in which there's some confort on how bad it is, in which it can be made fun of or used as an example on what not to do...
      With this...there's nothing...the film was MADE TO BE BAD, AND TO BE BAD AT BEING BAD, nothing leads to nowhere, and there's only despair, but the movie WANTS that, it desires for you to hate it, and when you hate it, you realize it was able to make you feel something...not something good, but...something...
      It's a pretty bad movie, made to be bad, wacky ain't it?

    • @phillydisco
      @phillydisco 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobthebear1246 Humor is subjective. Some people love Woody Allen, I find him a bore.

  • @GigaChadh976
    @GigaChadh976 5 років тому +658

    You know, Tamara is actually really good at acting.

    • @Markunator
      @Markunator 5 років тому +25

      The Crimson fucker - She could probably succeed in Hollywood.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 5 років тому +50

      Low key. I've been saying for years, she has straight up non-internet talent!

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 5 років тому +34

      Good cleavage too

    • @JoyfulJester6371
      @JoyfulJester6371 5 років тому +22

      So is Doug especially here

    • @thelonewanderer1191
      @thelonewanderer1191 5 років тому +16

      She's very, very good in many ways (if you know what i mean ;) )

  • @DiegoAmateur
    @DiegoAmateur 2 роки тому +4

    Something I despise about this review is how half of the time Doug treats it like run-of-the-mill incompetent shit and not.... Freddy got Fingered.

  • @aealum2004
    @aealum2004 3 роки тому +14

    Is it me or are there moments when Tamara is sitting in the chair talking to Doug she could pass as being Gal Gadot sister.

    • @milovegas123
      @milovegas123 3 місяці тому

      Lol what are you talking about?

  • @acetrainerj3277
    @acetrainerj3277 5 років тому +87

    wow. Doug hasn't gone on a movie induced killing spree since master of disguise

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 5 років тому +1

      So, what was the point of parodying No Country For Old Men for this review?

  • @dolantrimp1691
    @dolantrimp1691 5 років тому +1311

    Critic would you like some sausage? Critic would you like some sausage?

  • @Dunbie_
    @Dunbie_ 2 роки тому +14

    I’m actually really impressed with Tamara’s acting in this one

  • @yayhandles
    @yayhandles 9 місяців тому +11

    This movie is a masterpiece and I learn something new every single time I watch it.

  • @jamessantos9861
    @jamessantos9861 5 років тому +168

    That scene with the insides being worked on is actually Tom Greens stomach when he was being operated on for his testicular cancer. It’s 100% a real surgical video.

    • @jooei2810
      @jooei2810 8 місяців тому

      I bet this movie has caused shitloads of cancer around the world.

  • @DaCableGuy
    @DaCableGuy 5 років тому +297

    I’m telling ya, that thumbnail is gonna haunt me.

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 3 місяці тому +4

    That "Daddy would you like some sausage" scene is the perfect example of the pure, constant drug fueled randomness/madness this movie represents

  • @kebarosUK
    @kebarosUK 3 роки тому +8

    I literally still sing the “daddy will you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages”

  • @Merchantic
    @Merchantic 5 років тому +102

    19:57 I'm upset Rob didn't walk in saying "Well, according to the chart..."

    • @MultiBeerme
      @MultiBeerme 5 років тому +7

      Same here!
      That's a running gag that would have fit perfectly there.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 5 років тому +7

      Maybe cus he killed Rob earlier in the review. He shouldve stayed in the car

    • @JGM154
      @JGM154 5 років тому +3

      I don't think bringing in the Focus Group Analysts would have worked well for this particular review. The Critic brings those characters into an episode if he's reviewing an adaptation of a famous work that notably suffered from heavy studio interference. "Freddy Got Fingered" was a project that Tom Green had near-total control over as co-writer, star, and director...in other words, it's pretty much Green's fault, not the studio's.

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 5 років тому

      +Merchantic
      But the chart says that the "But the chart says" would have fit better here.

  • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
    @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 4 роки тому +461

    When he started talking about graphs my first thought was “well the chart says”

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 роки тому +12

      The graphs were funny. "If you'll look at these patterns, you'll see I have graphs."

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 роки тому +5

      Why aren’t the Chart Guys bigger memes?

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 3 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @Dr.Manninton
      @Dr.Manninton 3 роки тому +3

      ...............................................................well the chart says

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 3 роки тому

      Wtf when did this comment get 300+ likes

  • @bignigga1008
    @bignigga1008 3 місяці тому +5

    One of the best movies in existence

  • @cyanlol.
    @cyanlol. 3 місяці тому +5

    this movie is kino

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 5 років тому +173

    Critic, I'm so sorry.

    • @judymcclenny9549
      @judymcclenny9549 5 років тому +4

      Cheyenne Hayden No, don't be sorry for him! He killed a crew member with a grenade over this review & actually considered diving into the pit of shut. Don't dice into the Pit of Shut, Critic! Choose the Xavier Pit!!!!!

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 5 років тому +1

      @@judymcclenny9549 can you blame him? This movie is the cinematic equivalent to a lobotomy

    • @ushidolack
      @ushidolack 5 років тому

      To be truly sorry is to join in the pain the critic had endeavored just for us. Otherwise sorry is just another word..... another phrase with no meaning to it

    • @naotatheendlessesper
      @naotatheendlessesper 5 років тому +1

      @NERD Incorporated yes yes the document shut it brat
      I just hope you got over that dumb trend

  • @sageisokay1689
    @sageisokay1689 5 років тому +186

    I'm just watching this before it gets taken down by UA-cam.

  • @whitetrashkel
    @whitetrashkel 4 роки тому +83

    I love this movie! Been a favorite for years. It's deliberately terrible, and that is what makes it so great.

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 роки тому +1

      How?!?!

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 роки тому +8

      *..................and that is what makes it so terrible.

    • @kanemccarthy1979
      @kanemccarthy1979 3 роки тому +9

      Being deliberately terrible doesn't make something not terrible

    • @CharlemagneGuy127
      @CharlemagneGuy127 3 роки тому +11

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit cuz Tom Green made it solely to get razzies and offend people. Whereas something like Jack and Jill is a bad movie but Sandler wasn’t trying to make it a bad movie. It’s The Room of the dark humor genre. It’s like if Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to make a live-action movie just to offend the Twitter check marks so they would talk about it.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 роки тому +1

      @@CharlemagneGuy127 every adam sandler movie is bad. There’s no such thing as a good adam sandler movie

  • @supertransistor8762
    @supertransistor8762 3 роки тому +11

    This is the most insane, psychotic thing ever seen. It's gonna need some time before I stop screaming.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 5 років тому +41

    what's worse:
    an artist striving for success and failing spectacularly,
    or one striving for failure and succeeding spectacularly?

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 років тому +7

      The first one is funny and sad. The second one is Internet in a nutshell.

  • @lucasbell4831
    @lucasbell4831 5 років тому +116

    Alright, so this is a double feature between Freddy Got Fingered and... No Country for Nostalgic Men?

  • @terryfreedom9742
    @terryfreedom9742 4 роки тому +35

    Freddy Got Fingered is one of the most shockingly hilarious movies ever made. Tom Green is a genius.

  • @truerandomness
    @truerandomness 3 роки тому +5

    Dougie would you like some sausage?

  • @Lakitu1134
    @Lakitu1134 5 років тому +316

    Damn, Tamara's really good at dramatic acting

    • @umcevidyas8558
      @umcevidyas8558 5 років тому +10

      yea just like every other person in high school drama

    • @YourCrazyOverlord
      @YourCrazyOverlord 5 років тому +31

      Agreed! She could actually try like...real acting, and probably be incredible!

    • @thirushangovender5423
      @thirushangovender5423 5 років тому +27

      Overlord she is doing real acting. Just because Hollywood is the main source of media doesnt mean it's the only one. I think what Doug and the rest of the indie you tubers are doing is awesome. Tamara is great I wish her the best if she ever does get picked up by a major studio it will be sad to see her go

    • @supervenom1
      @supervenom1 5 років тому +8

      Totally shes much better than rachel.

    • @armandosilvasjr.6019
      @armandosilvasjr.6019 5 років тому +1

      Overlord Whoa whoa whoa, let’s take it easy there

  • @duranls1
    @duranls1 5 років тому +79

    Tom Green in this movie is making Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise look like a great multiple characters actor, Adam Sandler a Oscar performance comedian in Jack and Jill, and Eddie Murphy performance as Pluto Nash a master piece......

    • @duranls1
      @duranls1 5 років тому +6

      I know was intended to be not only bad but THE WORST, still is impressive this movie was produced by 3 people, 3 people throw money to Tom Green to direct and act in this rotten egg of a movie, did they though they would get money back or something positive out of this? Is just amazing the stupidity of people in some movies or shows, but this, this is downright "I don't give a shit about my career or my life choices anymore" bad.

  • @prestonandjaxonstudios3625
    @prestonandjaxonstudios3625 3 роки тому +7

    It is ironic that this film, the worst film ever, was made at the end of the so-called dark age of movies. In 2001.

    • @josephmonasky9495
      @josephmonasky9495 Рік тому +1

      That means The Room hasn't come close to becoming the worst movie of all time.

  • @McDanieI
    @McDanieI 2 роки тому +7

    I'm in post surgery recovery and im binge watching and thumbs upping a bunch of your videos. This one has got me glued to the screen!! Love all the hard work that went into this episode!

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +1

      At first I thought you were going to say you were watching Freddy Got Fingered post surgery. I can't imagine watching that movie right after having surgery, omg. I'm not often a fan of censorship, but the censorship in this video is a blessing.

    • @McDanieI
      @McDanieI Рік тому

      @Zoya Dulzura 🤣🤣 I didn't, but now I'm kinda wishing I did, lol.

  • @TheOneTrueLeo2002
    @TheOneTrueLeo2002 5 років тому +414

    This is no joke.
    Me and some friends had a movie night, where we chose a movie each to watch. My friend, Victor brought this movie... after the movie, we cancelled the night and we never spoke to him again.

    • @thirushangovender5423
      @thirushangovender5423 5 років тому +62

      Leo Caldwell you made the right choice.

    • @ShinRyojin
      @ShinRyojin 5 років тому +37

      You did the right thing. People who like this movie deserves to have no friends.

    • @ionbing2884
      @ionbing2884 5 років тому +42

      This movie actually destroys relationships.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 5 років тому +19

      Your loss, he is welcome to hang out with us. I played this on my birthday one year

    • @Freyanistic
      @Freyanistic 5 років тому +6

      Smart choice

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 років тому +141

    I’m pretty sure the lines in the movie where “Gord” is talking about the budget for his “cartoon” it’s literally just Tom Green directly talking about how he basically threw the studio’s money in the garbage by making an intentionally bad film. The entire film reeks of a guy that was pushed into making a movie when he didn’t want to and turned the whole thing into a sarcastic response to the business side of making a movie.

    • @AlexReynard
      @AlexReynard 5 років тому +1

      Oh, like Miss March!

    • @somethingweirds3375
      @somethingweirds3375 5 років тому +6

      Exactly
      Hell, just look at the cover of the DVD. It's literally just Tom doing the camera frame thing with his fingers *at* the viewer lülz

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому

      Did he really have to make the WORST GODDAMN scene in the history of the Universe!?! What did the viewers do to deserve the punishment he intended for the industry!?!

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 Рік тому +18

    Proud? Proud. My favourite line in any cinematic masterpiece.

  • @AugustusBohn0
    @AugustusBohn0 3 роки тому +25

    this is 37 minutes of "that's the joke!"

  • @ChrisMerkelStudios
    @ChrisMerkelStudios 5 років тому +160

    Well, now I finally know what Freddy Got Fingered is.
    And I wish I could go back to when I didn't. It was a simpler time.

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 5 років тому +3

      imagine being around when Tom Green was popular

    • @acex222
      @acex222 5 років тому +4

      Nah, watch it. It's great.

    • @snc237
      @snc237 2 роки тому +1

      It’s a good movie when you just want a weird ass good time

  • @ryansalter2325
    @ryansalter2325 4 роки тому +390

    When Rip Torn was on his death bed and was asked if he had any regrets.
    ".......Freddy Got Fingered, maybe."

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 3 роки тому +4

    Tom Green Ran so Eric Andre could ran faster

  • @bj14100
    @bj14100 3 роки тому +4

    I turned away for 5 secs and I turn around to “daddy would you like some sausage” with sausages on strings and with a piano. This weed is mighty powerful.

  • @archereye_7633
    @archereye_7633 5 років тому +486

    Tom Green is Canada's punishment? I thought it was Justin Bieber.
    Actually, on second thought, they both are.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 років тому +22

      Bieber is Canada's Herpes. Green at least has some charm underneath the raunchyness.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 років тому +7

      @@dnmstarsi what charm

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 років тому +4

      @@jarrodedson5441 If you watched this review, the answer is there.

    • @adamsanter9385
      @adamsanter9385 5 років тому +4

      Bieber makes Tom Green seem like a saint by comparison

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 років тому +11

      Canada is secretly very hateful and wishes harm on the world. But it's still Canada so their weapons are Tom Green, Justin Bieber, and coldfronts.

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 5 років тому +203

    I'm terrified of what is behind that censor bar.

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 5 років тому +9

      Buy the movie for yourself...*trollface*

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 5 років тому +9

      Seen it. It's not worth it

    • @cradica
      @cradica 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @petesmith9475
      @petesmith9475 5 років тому +1

      damn pc millennials missed this amazing oddity of a movie

    • @michaelfiordimondo3591
      @michaelfiordimondo3591 5 років тому

      I thought everwing dragons had no fear! Was i wrong?

  • @joshuak5958
    @joshuak5958 3 роки тому +4

    There is something about Rip Torn's delivery at 18:10 that has me just laughing and laughing as I keep replaying it. In this stupid, surreally stupid, feature-length exercise in trolling, it feels like a rare authentic reaction: Opening your shower door and seeing ... that.

  • @DaDewd2112
    @DaDewd2112 4 роки тому +22

    Tom Green seems to be the prototype for Instagram "comedians" as in having the mindset of loud/shocking=funny

    • @usedcarsalesman6723
      @usedcarsalesman6723 4 роки тому +12

      You realize you’re posting this comment on a Nostalgia Critic video, right?

    • @DaDewd2112
      @DaDewd2112 4 роки тому +3

      @@usedcarsalesman6723 Fair enough, but at least the Critic has an idea of what makes something funny

    • @usedcarsalesman6723
      @usedcarsalesman6723 3 роки тому +9

      DaDewd2112 Thats debate-able but to each their own

    • @DaDewd2112
      @DaDewd2112 3 роки тому

      @@usedcarsalesman6723 His jokes aren't just screaming or "relatable", their are some jokes that actually took more than like 20 seconds to think of

    • @usedcarsalesman6723
      @usedcarsalesman6723 3 роки тому +5

      DaDewd2112 Eh, no Doug has a TON of low effort jokes. Also Tom Green’s MO has never been about being “relatable”

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 5 років тому +108

    For the longest time I thought this was a nightmare on elm street sequel...

  • @retrauk
    @retrauk 5 років тому +110

    This movie was relentlessly advertised on one website during the period of it's release for a viral marketing campaign. Can you guess which website?
    Newgrounds. Of course it was Newgrounds.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 5 років тому +7

      I have lost any respect I once held for that site, and now wish to vacate my head of all early internet memories of it.

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 5 років тому +3

      Lilith Henry
      Grow up...
      That was nearly 2 decades ago, they learned by now.
      Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn’t regulate anything?

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 5 років тому +3

      +Issa Beganović
      "Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn't regulate anything?"
      Kazakhstan. So, Aladeen or Aladeen?

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 5 років тому +1

      Pleasure Island?

  • @scarletspider119
    @scarletspider119 3 роки тому +2

    🎵Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?🎵