I'd like to see something "Nostalgic". It seems like it would be cool since there are plenty of older movies to tackle. But instead they do the opposite and even review films before they are even out on blu ray and then they feel them acting out scenes in an awful manner is somehow endearing.
DejaVoodooDoll Because they are fucking terrible. It's bad enough he stopped doing nostalgic stuff(rendering his name utterly meaningless) but these people are shitty actors and it's painful to watch them try to act out these scenes. Also what was PIXELS a reboot of? Or a sequel to? Why did we need that pile of shit reviewed before it came to dvd? Also if they aren't going to review just older films like before they could at least stick to reviewing shitty films. Star Wars The Force Awakens wasn't shitty. It got great reviews and made a shitload of money. His slogan is "I remember it so you don't have to" but why wouldn't we want to remember good films?
DejaVoodooDoll Yes I can't understand it because merely "Ha these things existed!!!!" isn't nostalgic. The acting is so awful, the plot so horrible, it murders any nostalgia and then rapes its corpse. Compare that to a movie like "The Wizard" where..it wasn't a great film, but it gave you some nice feelings of nostalgia. As opposed to a horrid Adam Sandler movie. BTW what the fuck happened to Sandler? He used to make funny movies. Now he makes shit.
My dad was a kid in the '50s and '60s and grew up on the original show, watched it in reruns later, and genuinely really liked Will Smith and thought he was charming af (you know, like every other human being on the planet), so he was pretty stoked for this movie. I saw it in the theater as a young teen and went home like, "Dad, trust me. You don't want to know." "Oh, but that Will Smith guy, he's smooth and would make a great Jim West." "Dad..." Dad watched it when it eventually aired on TV. I've never seen a man's hopes and dreams crushed so swiftly.
@@raymondmckendry2125 Thanks. It still hurts. Disney used to be a huge part of my life, but they ruined another big part of my childhood. The only Star Wars related things I look for to is The Mandalorian, and anything to do with Clone Wars, and the Vader comics from Marvel.
@@DanielRodriguez-gs2xj the reason it works so well is because of keanus neutral face, will is too bombastic at that tike to pull off such a muted performance
"Something Original" was actually based off a short lived Pakistani radio show from the 1950s called "وہ کٹھن یہودیوں." It aired three and a half episodes before it was taken off air.
@@christophercruz6708 To be fair, some movies have been absolute nightmares behind the scenes, with people involved sustaining severe injuries that stay with them for life.
The saddest part for me was that the two main characters had so little chemistry. In the TV series West and Gordon had so much on screen chemistry and off screen chemistry. And to me, that’s what made the Wild Wild West tv series truly amazing.
Let's remember, this movie is supposed to be the two meeting for the first time. Essentially there origin story as a team. So obviously, they didn't have much chemistry, not at first anyway.
Nominated for 9 Razzie Awards and “winning” five: Worst Picture, Worst Director (Barry Sonnenfeld), Worst Screenplay, Worst Couple for Kevin Kline and Will Smith and Worst Original Song “Wild Wild West” by Will Smith, Dru Hill and Kool Moe Dee. Fun fact: The original Jim West, Robert Conrad, accepted the Razzies in person to express his disgust for the movie
So everyone in the comment is talking about how Will Smith had a choice between the Matrix and this and Well... In west Philidelphia, born and raised Hacking networks is how I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool Just typin some numbers in my cubical When a couple a' guys that were up to no good Started makin trouble in my neighborhood I got one little call and I got real scared and then I met a creepy dude with shades and no hair
tommy karrick I love this!! Mind If I continue..? He whispered, “Blue or Red Pill?” and I chose with no fear Until the world I knew dissolved just like that crazy ass mirror If anything, I could say that I chose wrong, but I figured that I better just get on with this song I... pulled... up to see the Oracle who told me some shit Someone tell me: Why again was this film such a big hit? Suppose it could be worse, I could’ve starred in the Prequels But instead of ending here, we did two fuckin’ more sequels
Now I finally understand why I didn't think it was so bad when I first watched it. It was dubbed to another language and I didn't know anything about american history. Probably the only movie ever to have been improved by dubbing.
I hear the Hungarian dub of _The Adventures of Ford Fairlane_ (a rather bad film from 1990) is regarded as much funnier than the English-language original - can't confirm though, not a Hungarian myself
Interesting fact: Will Smith and Kevin Kline have been involved in Disney live-action remakes. Will Smith will be the Genie in this year's "Aladdin", and Kevin Kline was Maurice in 2017's "Beauty and the Beast".
Garcelle Beauvais was the voice of Mogli's Wolf Mom in 2016's The Jungle Book Beauvais is the woman who was in the Tower who attempted to make love to Will Smith Fun Fact her name was Belle
I liked this movie. It has will smith, it has a giant steam punk spider, it has spies, it has steam punk spy gadgets, It's fun. It's no classic but I think it always gets a worse rap than it deserves.
Will Smith would have been great as Neo, but it would have been weird. Almost everyone in Zion is black, Morpheus is black, literally every other hero is a white chick, and every white guy is a villain. If Neo was black they'd have to change at least one of those things, or it would come off as some kind of race commentary.
My subconscious mind has its own team of writers that have almost finished the story, with the credit "Based on an idea by Douglas 'The Nostalgia Critic' Walker"
Gavin Christenson it would be tons better than nine lives, the emoji movie, moana, frozen, or any of the new remakes of horror movies coming out soon. Even freakin Freddy's dead: the final nightmare was better than wild Wild West. I want to burn a Wild West town with the friggin power glove
Not this, particularly. I can think of many others, however. The Wicker Man, The Room, The Happening, The Covenant, or Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, starring my good friend John Barrowman.
8:54 anyone else notice kevin kline's mouth didn't move when he said this? I'm assuming that means that this line was added in post, which explains why it sounds so phoned-in.
One of the best and most underrated Dreamworks movies. The others being Spirit, Sinbad, Prince Of Egypt, Bee Movie, The Croods, Wallace and Gromit and Flushed Away.
I enjoyed WWW. Granted, I saw it more as a Saturday morning cartoon come to life rather than an actual movie so that probably helped. Also, interesting side note, Will Smith later apologized for WWW acknowledging that it was done exclusively to make money for him and was in no way a choice he made with the intention to do something creative and good.
I was a kid when I saw this and I got the RCA dog visual gag. And the back and forth jabs between West and Loveless were fantastic. I love this movie :P
I didn't take it seriously. Heck, it was the first thing I ever saw as a kid that came close to showing both alternate history and steampunk. It might be bad (man, his rapping seems so dated now), but it's still good. Just don't think of it as a "true" western.
ChestRockwell24 Guilty as charged. I watched first minutes, opening statement as you may, and was confused. I liked it as a kid. Rewatched it 10 times at least, total.
I saw this in theaters while I was on vacation as a kid, we had Burger King..... there was a promo going on at the time for the movie, I enjoy this movie to this day
It hurts more that they stopped the production for Tim Burton's Superman for this. If you watched "The death of Superman lives!" you'd know that the movie would've been at least visually appealing from the Concept Art!
That opening should be a real movie, Critic having sympathy for the abuse kids made me happy, and I forgot how awkwardly nasty this film was, thanks for ripping it apart.
Something Original plot does sound interesting, it just needs some tweaks. Ok the two characters backgrounds we can keep, someone who gives people the gift of strength and someone who can give people the curse of sickness and death, and the plot of them battling each other sounds good, just don't make it something like Zod and Superman, make it more like Jessica Jones, like its several hours of darkness and serious situations and an evil cruel villain with a deadly superpower. Also get more detail on that man who told them to fight, he can be considered the real big top villain, someone wanting chaos and destruction. Maybe u could end up having the two characters work together to stop him but it should go back to them hating each other. Also we need special names, sure we can simply just make normal names but we could get away with awesome names, like the woman can be called Brawn, and the man can be called Pestilence. as for the third guy, idk tbh he seems like a Kingpin sort of guy, so maybe The Master Planner or something.Finally we need a new title cuz it cant be Something Original, if u want it an actual movie then u gotta give it a proper title, like Life and Death or Brawn
Jw Nj Still, I love that, when Random Town gets attacked by the spider, all the people act like there was nothing and go on with their daily activities... 😁 The magic of CG everyone! No one can react cuz they don't know it's there and weren't properly directed...
I know it is a little late but.... I just got to say, this intro is one of my Top 5 Best Nostalgia Critic's Intro (the list include Batman & Robin as well as the Matrix)
This movie holds a special place in my heart because my mother got us tickets to the recently constructed Cineplex in my city that had a special event the day before the grand opening to the public and this was the movie they were playing. There was free food/popcorn and the arcade games were set up so you didn't need to place quarters in to play, it was a great day. 😁
9:20. "An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white Southern slave owners..." and thus Django Unchained was born. Hmm maybe that's why Quentin wanted Will Smith for the part.
Wtf he was playing both roles?? I legit never knew that and I've loved this movie since it came out. Got me to go to burger king as a kid over happy meals at McDonald's
I feel like I'm the only person who actually liked this movie as was always confused as to why people thought it was so bad. I'm also a weird person who completely got the dog looking into the horn joke as a child...
It was a dumb, fun, summer movie. It ticked all the boxes, it had cool themes and I really loved that big ass spider. Yeah some of the jokes sucked, but I love cheesy movies, that dont take themselves too seriously.
close, but no cigar, while the characters in that one do have similar powers, none of them could give a man superhuman strength or invincibility, nor could any of them kill with a touch. plus the plots of the two are completely different.
The One and Only Michael McCormick One of the scientists that went missing was her husband so she was trying to do her own investigation in finding out what happened to him. She lied to Gordon and West about the scientist being her father because she thought they would be more interested in helping her track him down if they thought they could get into her skirts.
+The One and Only Michael McCormick Yes but she didn't know that at first. And when she did, she wanted to come along rather than be left behind. They did try to leave her behind once.
They already made it. It's called Ridiculous Six & instead of Jayden Smith it's Taylor Lautner. Netflix right now. Go ahead and look. It's... TERRIBLE.
I don't dislike it, but i agree with some point of NCGuy. For me, it's entertainning but have some awkward moment too.Did you love it from the beginning to the end?
_Wild Wild West_..._After Earth_..._Suicide Squad_... I think it's safe to say that Will Smith's career is *bulletproof*; no matter how many bad movies he's been in he still gets to be in whatever film he wants! :D (Edit: Someone mentioned _Shark Tale_, and...they're right; that's another terrible Will Smith movie)
I love this movie beyond words. It has a giant mechanical steampunk Spider. Do I need to say more? THERE IS A GIANT MECHANICAL SPIDER IN IT! Stop THINKING about it! GIANT ROBOTS ARE COOL
@@tristanhartup4936 I agree though, I'm so sick of the videogame cgi diarrhoea on screen in movies these days, that something that looks mechanical was a breath of fresh air
As someone that works at a movie theater, the projectionist hanging themself with the film strip is fucking hilarious. I can't say I haven't entertained the idea, though usually in regards to dealing with customers. Though we have digital projectors now so it would be kind of difficult
Lol. I loved that opening skit. Tamara, Malcolm, you two are awesome, y'know that? Admitted, when the formula of Doug's stuff changed, I wasn't big on it... at first. Now, I give you unneeded welcome... about a year or two late, I think? Eh, oh well. Point is, you all are doing a great job. Keep it up. Skit kinda started reminding me of Unbreakable, though. :D
Actually, yeah, I have to agree with you. I was going to say that this review was released a year earlier before "Get Out", but then I remembered that "John Wick" came out two years before this review.
Honestly, same. I agree it's not a good movie, and it probably deserves the hate it's getting, but I still find parts of it amusing. And personally, I think the "touch my breasts" bit was pretty funny, just because of the train driver's reaction to what they're saying.
Another weird thing about the belly dance scene is that the band in the room is playing along to the dance. Did Kenneth Branagh tell the band “memorize this Middle Eastern music so that if a strange dancer shows up in the middle of my victory speech you immediately play along so I can have a soundtrack for my public lap dance”?
"The worst film from Kenneth Branaugh."
Artemis Fowl has entered the chat.
The third worst thing was cheating on Emma Thompson with Helena Bonham.
I'll take Artemis Fowl over this. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, like top 5 worst.
Disney is honestly pretty responsible for the wreck
I want him to do a review of it so I can hear him make a “live action BoBoBo” joke at the nose hair scene.
Cause they didnt read the books right, hopefully netlfix or amazon prime right
Something Original? I would watch that!
Sounds very original
If that was true then you'd stop going to the movies.
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+max steel why?
I think he's implying alot of movies nowadays are based off of some prior form of literature
i'd like to see that "Something Original" movie, seems cool
I'd like to see something "Nostalgic". It seems like it would be cool since there are plenty of older movies to tackle. But instead they do the opposite and even review films before they are even out on blu ray and then they feel them acting out scenes in an awful manner is somehow endearing.
DejaVoodooDoll
Because they are fucking terrible. It's bad enough he stopped doing nostalgic stuff(rendering his name utterly meaningless) but these people are shitty actors and it's painful to watch them try to act out these scenes.
Also what was PIXELS a reboot of? Or a sequel to? Why did we need that pile of shit reviewed before it came to dvd?
Also if they aren't going to review just older films like before they could at least stick to reviewing shitty films. Star Wars The Force Awakens wasn't shitty. It got great reviews and made a shitload of money. His slogan is "I remember it so you don't have to" but why wouldn't we want to remember good films?
DejaVoodooDoll
Yes I can't understand it because merely "Ha these things existed!!!!" isn't nostalgic.
The acting is so awful, the plot so horrible, it murders any nostalgia and then rapes its corpse.
Compare that to a movie like "The Wizard" where..it wasn't a great film, but it gave you some nice feelings of nostalgia. As opposed to a horrid Adam Sandler movie.
BTW what the fuck happened to Sandler? He used to make funny movies. Now he makes shit.
+DejaVoodooDoll He also reviewed "The Odd life of timothy green" which is in no way nostalgic
Right?! It sounds great. Conflict. Intrigue. Too bad Hollywood forgot about these concepts and have to "reboot" everything.
My dad was a kid in the '50s and '60s and grew up on the original show, watched it in reruns later, and genuinely really liked Will Smith and thought he was charming af (you know, like every other human being on the planet), so he was pretty stoked for this movie.
I saw it in the theater as a young teen and went home like, "Dad, trust me. You don't want to know."
"Oh, but that Will Smith guy, he's smooth and would make a great Jim West."
"Dad..."
Dad watched it when it eventually aired on TV.
I've never seen a man's hopes and dreams crushed so swiftly.
A bit behind on this comment but ouch sort of made me think about telling my dad about the Highlander game
So a bit like the Scots must have felt when brave heart was released.
So how I felt when I saw The Force Awakens and Rise of Skywalker.
@@darthcinema1415 you watched that?......you poor bastard.
@@raymondmckendry2125 Thanks. It still hurts. Disney used to be a huge part of my life, but they ruined another big part of my childhood. The only Star Wars related things I look for to is The Mandalorian, and anything to do with Clone Wars, and the Vader comics from Marvel.
And Will Smith said "nah" to Matrix to star in this film. Clearly a choice of wisdom.
but no, we got Keanu Reeves, the next obvious choice to Will Smith of course
Honestly The Matrix probably would have flopped hard if Will Smith played Neo. I just can't see him pulling off a character like that at all.
Woah!
@@DanielRodriguez-gs2xj the reason it works so well is because of keanus neutral face, will is too bombastic at that tike to pull off such a muted performance
But the matrix was good though
The fake trailer "Something Original" at the beginning ACTUALLY looks like a movie I'd like to see.
Definitely
I agree
Abso-fucking-lutely
I'd watch that.
Somebody make it happen
"Something Original" was actually based off a short lived Pakistani radio show from the 1950s called "وہ کٹھن یہودیوں." It aired three and a half episodes before it was taken off air.
Translation of title?
+Josh Korte What the heck is happening?! Is that a reference? Did you just eat oatmeal pie a little while ago? I'm quite confused!
+donutmaster437 with "something" jewish
+donutmaster437 it translates to something like "The Difficult Jews"
+TheAlexagius ...and why are you enabling him?
My dad was an extra in this movie. He said it was the worst days of his life. judging by the product, I don't blame him.
The Vile Vile West
The only good thing to come out of this film is the song that was sampled for Neil Cicierega's Wow Wow
I'm so happy your dad has had such an amazing life that filming a movie was the worst days of his life
@@christophercruz6708 To be fair, some movies have been absolute nightmares behind the scenes, with people involved sustaining severe injuries that stay with them for life.
By.
I liked the movie because it s literally one of the few movies with steampunk as their themes
Yeah I haven't met many others that like it, I admit their are a lot of problems with it but I just enjoy the concept
Steamboy is anime but pretty cool
And I’m not really into anime, I just like that guy’s movies, Akira too.
And it gives it the worst name possible.
CthulhuFhtagn
I mean not really, Wild Wild West isn’t too bad of a name.
The saddest part for me was that the two main characters had so little chemistry. In the TV series West and Gordon had so much on screen chemistry and off screen chemistry. And to me, that’s what made the Wild Wild West tv series truly amazing.
Well I think the whole point was they were supposed to be polar opposites of each other and had to find a way to work together.
Let's remember, this movie is supposed to be the two meeting for the first time. Essentially there origin story as a team. So obviously, they didn't have much chemistry, not at first anyway.
@@myrtistaylor5759 different skill sets working together to solve cases.
This movie is kind of a guilty pleasure for me
Same
+MegaSoulhero. Same here for me.
Same
Agreed, its an underrated masterpiece of perfect nonsense
I didn't dig the movie but I have looked at the Art Book enough to dogear the pages. The set designs and production art is GORGEOUS!
Crazy that Warner Bros. had more faith in this being a hit than Iron Giant so they put more promotion power into this instead of the latter.
Iron giant should be considered a national treasure
I have the sunglasses to prove it lol
This seems to be one of the reasons that has reinforced the hatred people profess for this movie.
Karma...
Joke's on them: neither movie made money., though Iron Giant is well thought of now.
YO! Fuck the review, (I haven't even gotten to it yet) that intro was fucking amazing!
Wow... what a strong opening.
+Josh Korte Dude, that meme is based on a violent rape threat
+Scott Sandler what are you talking about?
+Linky-poo Thanks, we love seeing comments like these!
I know. I want that movie!!!
Someone get a Kickstarter for this!
Nominated for 9 Razzie Awards and “winning” five: Worst Picture, Worst Director (Barry Sonnenfeld), Worst Screenplay, Worst Couple for Kevin Kline and Will Smith and Worst Original Song “Wild Wild West” by Will Smith, Dru Hill and Kool Moe Dee.
Fun fact: The original Jim West, Robert Conrad, accepted the Razzies in person to express his disgust for the movie
Lmao 🤣
So everyone in the comment is talking about how Will Smith had a choice between the Matrix and this
and
Well...
In west Philidelphia, born and raised
Hacking networks is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool
Just typin some numbers in my cubical
When a couple a' guys that were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little call and I got real scared
and then I met a creepy dude with shades and no hair
Ok, that was pretty good. XD
Bravo, sir, bravo.
Press x to doubt
tommy karrick I love this!! Mind If I continue..?
He whispered, “Blue or Red Pill?” and I chose with no fear
Until the world I knew dissolved just like that crazy ass mirror
If anything, I could say that I chose wrong, but I figured that I better just get on with this song
I... pulled... up to see the Oracle who told me some shit
Someone tell me: Why again was this film such a big hit?
Suppose it could be worse, I could’ve starred in the Prequels
But instead of ending here, we did two fuckin’ more sequels
😂😂
The effects were good for the time. What movie has a more convincingly real looking giant robot spider?
None. Giant robot spiders aren't real.
And if we all keep up this mentality, they never will be.
If you had enough scrap metal, you could make one. Anyone who lives in the country for about 50 years should have almost the right amount.
Incorrect! A Chinese guy made one to try and fight that one giant robot some youtube made, but it never went through.
Look up the princesse
I'd like to see someone build one in the late 19th century. Steam Punk.
definitely a "So bad it's good" movie for me.
agreed
Bad horror and bad drama is really funny, but bad comedy is just kind of dull. It doesnt work that way for me.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Same here.
@@adren4306 The jokes are corny but playful and amusing, I would say this movie has some pretty good comedy, the villain for example
That opening skit was amazing.
I seriously thought the skit was about Heroes at first.
Yeah, I kinda wish it was a real thing, even if just a youtube short film.
I especially love the mysterious stranger's evil laugh!
It is a very good evil laugh.
Master RBG Damn straight!
Now I finally understand why I didn't think it was so bad when I first watched it.
It was dubbed to another language and I didn't know anything about american history.
Probably the only movie ever to have been improved by dubbing.
Well most would say that the Cowboy Bebop movie is better in English rather than Japanese, so at least two then.
when i watched this movie as kid it was also dubbed another language and though was terrible
funny coincidente
Well, somebody has clearly never heard of the English dub for Ghost Stories.
I hear the Hungarian dub of _The Adventures of Ford Fairlane_ (a rather bad film from 1990) is regarded as much funnier than the English-language original - can't confirm though, not a Hungarian myself
I submit, knowing opinions are subjective, the English dub of Yu Yu Hakusho.
Interesting fact: Will Smith and Kevin Kline have been involved in Disney live-action remakes. Will Smith will be the Genie in this year's "Aladdin", and Kevin Kline was Maurice in 2017's "Beauty and the Beast".
AND CINDERELLA 2015
Not to mention Kenneth Branagh directed the live-action Cinderella remake
Although Kevin Kline was better in Beauty and the Beast.
Garcelle Beauvais was the voice of Mogli's Wolf Mom in 2016's The Jungle Book Beauvais is the woman who was in the Tower who attempted to make love to Will Smith Fun Fact her name was Belle
I liked this movie. It has will smith, it has a giant steam punk spider, it has spies, it has steam punk spy gadgets, It's fun. It's no classic but I think it always gets a worse rap than it deserves.
I do really really like stupid puns though.
With ya on that. I enjoyed it. Just stupid fun can't watch Schindlers List all the time.
Yeah, it's not good it's not bad. It's just fun.
And that's really all it needs to be.
yeah I like it to
yeah I like it to
That intro might be one of the best moments out of all the nostalgia critic reviews IMO.
+Isaiah Bright Thanks!
+Channel Awesome honestly, I would watch that movie guys! Lol please make it! XD
Channel Awesome No need to thank me just keep creating more good content.
Did I see a James Rolfe cameo in that intro?
Damn fine intro
Wasn't this the film what made Will Smith turn down The Matrix and the role of Neo?
Yes. Interesting fact he only did this because he was a fan of the show.
Still not as bad as Sean Connery turning down the role of Gandalf because he didn't understand the script of LOTR.
+thefruitsong Sean Connery would be awful as gandalf
+Jerec 12 Agreed
+thefruitsong and STILL not as bad as Sean Connery in Les Misserables.
Your ‘Something Original’ actually could be really cool.
Agreed. Made me think of Glass but far more satisfying
Will Smith was given a choice, Wild Wild west, or The Matrix.... he thought The matrix was to normal for him.
metallavery he thought he would fuck up The Matrix so he passed on it.
Well the Matrix didn't fit his charisma. Keanu's Neo was a better approach seeing how everyone gets pissed when Will plays an emotionless character,
Matrix got Keanu Reeves instead
makes a good cowboy through
Will Smith would have been great as Neo, but it would have been weird. Almost everyone in Zion is black, Morpheus is black, literally every other hero is a white chick, and every white guy is a villain. If Neo was black they'd have to change at least one of those things, or it would come off as some kind of race commentary.
Would anyone else watch the movie concept at the beginning of the vid?
My subconscious mind has its own team of writers that have almost finished the story, with the credit "Based on an idea by Douglas 'The Nostalgia Critic' Walker"
Absolutely.
Gavin Christenson yeah
I would totally watch it.
Gavin Christenson it would be tons better than nine lives, the emoji movie, moana, frozen, or any of the new remakes of horror movies coming out soon. Even freakin Freddy's dead: the final nightmare was better than wild Wild West. I want to burn a Wild West town with the friggin power glove
This movie IS terrible, but it still manages to be entertaining. Lots of bad movies can't say that.
I thought it was a breath of fresh ass
Not this, particularly. I can think of many others, however. The Wicker Man, The Room, The Happening, The Covenant, or Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, starring my good friend John Barrowman.
+Lucifer Hawke more like a breast of fresh air
like sharknado lol
So Bad it is good.
I honestly liked this movie as a kid growing up. It was charming
...I'd watch "something original" ...
actually, can I help with the writing?
I volunteer to be an extra. Heck I can even provide a farm setting if they need one.
I don't care what anyone say's, a giant robot spider is awesome in any movie.
Agreed.
And STEAMPUNK giant mechanical spider is twice the awesomeness
Add a Gatling gun and a fireball launcher and you've got a good time
It's like an old Metal Gear in the Era that Ocelot should have been born in.
who doesn't like steampunk?
I remember going to see this movie in the theaters. I remember telling my friends "Yeah the trailers look bad but Will has never steered us wrong"
What happened after you guys watched the movie? Did your friends stop being your friends?
I would..
You would have made an excellent look out in the crow's nest of the Titanic.
Girl Buu ROFL people can be so cruel.
Detective Bohobe In my defense I... I have no defense. I just can't understand how bad movies can be green lighted by so many people.
8:54 anyone else notice kevin kline's mouth didn't move when he said this? I'm assuming that means that this line was added in post, which explains why it sounds so phoned-in.
He was working on his puppeteering technique
Just watched the film (UGH), that was just Doug Walker editing the footage. His lips move in the actual scene.
Kind of funny that Kevin Kline and Kenneth Brannagh both worked on this, then later on did Road to El Dorado.
Hahaha. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. xD
Honestly their banter in El Dorado is some of the best I’ve ever heard.
Love that movie
The Latter was FAR more superior. Funny characters, good chemistry, and a soundtrack by Elton John; need I say more?
One of the best and most underrated Dreamworks movies. The others being Spirit, Sinbad, Prince Of Egypt, Bee Movie, The Croods, Wallace and Gromit and Flushed Away.
"A family picture" never gets old
Riverfilly153 I'm also fond of "durst doobie."
"A stupid line"
I respectfully disagree. I think "A Family Picture" has more than worn its welcome.
True 😂
I enjoyed WWW. Granted, I saw it more as a Saturday morning cartoon come to life rather than an actual movie so that probably helped. Also, interesting side note, Will Smith later apologized for WWW acknowledging that it was done exclusively to make money for him and was in no way a choice he made with the intention to do something creative and good.
Or so he says now, in an attempt to save face...
What's his excuse for After Earth then?
I actually really want to see that skit become a movie.
No
You dont truuuust me
but then it'd be based on something
I was a kid when I saw this and I got the RCA dog visual gag. And the back and forth jabs between West and Loveless were fantastic. I love this movie :P
yeah i was young when i saw it I liked it
This movie is booboo
Wait, WWW is a BAD movie? I liked it as a child, and I still like it. Let's see what them critic has to say.
were you watching it in a space station or something? everybody knows www is meh xD
Hold on did you come and comment on the video before you even watched it?
I didn't take it seriously. Heck, it was the first thing I ever saw as a kid that came close to showing both alternate history and steampunk.
It might be bad (man, his rapping seems so dated now), but it's still good. Just don't think of it as a "true" western.
ChestRockwell24 Guilty as charged. I watched first minutes, opening statement as you may, and was confused. I liked it as a kid. Rewatched it 10 times at least, total.
We all have the movies we loved as a child and still love because we've still got our nostalgia glasses on. Hell, I still love James Cameron's Avatar.
Malcolm's announcer voice is awesome. I can see him being one for actual movie trailers at any point
I saw this in theaters while I was on vacation as a kid, we had Burger King..... there was a promo going on at the time for the movie, I enjoy this movie to this day
MECHANICAL SPIDAHS!!! A GIANT LEGION OF MECHANICAL SPIDAHS!!!
Do you know who could defeat a mechanical spiders? CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Well he can drown a fish underwater
Uwe Boll!?!?!?!?!?!
PISS OFF DR SMITH!
IT'S NOT WORTH IT
Maverick with Mel Gibson was a better attempt at revisiting an 60s Wild West TV show!
"Kentucky fried Jesus!" might just be my new favorite saying
Jonathon Hicks As a resident of Kentucky, I can verify that we infuse the power of Christianity into our fried chicken
It’s prayer-licking good
It hurts more that they stopped the production for Tim Burton's Superman for this. If you watched "The death of Superman lives!" you'd know that the movie would've been at least visually appealing from the Concept Art!
The mechanical spider came from that almost movie.
He finally got his spider@@randallbesch2424
Just remember people, Will Smith turned down The Matrix to be in this movie
Will Smith was doing Keanu a favor. Thanks to Keanu we have John Wick.
That opening should be a real movie, Critic having sympathy for the abuse kids made me happy, and I forgot how awkwardly nasty this film was, thanks for ripping it apart.
+Josh Korte a good meal :P
Something Original plot does sound interesting, it just needs some tweaks. Ok the two characters backgrounds we can keep, someone who gives people the gift of strength and someone who can give people the curse of sickness and death, and the plot of them battling each other sounds good, just don't make it something like Zod and Superman, make it more like Jessica Jones, like its several hours of darkness and serious situations and an evil cruel villain with a deadly superpower. Also get more detail on that man who told them to fight, he can be considered the real big top villain, someone wanting chaos and destruction. Maybe u could end up having the two characters work together to stop him but it should go back to them hating each other. Also we need special names, sure we can simply just make normal names but we could get away with awesome names, like the woman can be called Brawn, and the man can be called Pestilence. as for the third guy, idk tbh he seems like a Kingpin sort of guy, so maybe The Master Planner or something.Finally we need a new title cuz it cant be Something Original, if u want it an actual movie then u gotta give it a proper title, like Life and Death or Brawn
Sounds like a bad Shyamalan movie. Well, a regular Shyamalan movie.
+RexVergstrong TBH a Shyamalan movie is better
Honestly, I didn't mind this movie, it still has its moments.
aznpikachu215 if it wasn't named wild Wild West would it be as bad?
sofullofpiss That's really strange
aznpikachu215 no no it didn't
Same here
KENNETH BRAUNAUGH IS A MECHA SPIDER!
Am I the only one who really liked Wild wild west?
ZMBY Minds Nope. It used to be one of my favorite movies.
Still a good movie for me. lm actually amused at the "touch my breast" part.😅
It's a guilty pleasure of mine.
I enjoyed it... quote it all the time lol
I liked it
Honestly, I love this movie. It's great fun. One of my favorites as a kid.
Aaron Meyer me too
The steam punk stuff in it was pretty cool imho
"All of a sudden...A giant fucking spider shows up"
Look up Kevin Smith and Superman for a very funny backstory on this...
Thanagarian Snare Beast?
Jw Nj Still, I love that, when Random Town gets attacked by the spider, all the people act like there was nothing and go on with their daily activities... 😁
The magic of CG everyone! No one can react cuz they don't know it's there and weren't properly directed...
Jw Nj the superman movie that could have been
I WANT MY CHEWIE
I'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING CHEWIE RIGHT HERE.
I know it is a little late but.... I just got to say, this intro is one of my Top 5 Best Nostalgia Critic's Intro (the list include Batman & Robin as well as the Matrix)
Thanks! Something Original is what we all need!
Hahaha! No problem, Hi! to the actors and the production team as well, being a fan for a long time now, no regrets at all ;)
Hmm... Lets take this statement with a grain of salt.
We need this as a movie it would be amazing! Get to it Doug.
Yes people, so go and watch them. Plenty of orignal movies in the teatre not being watched becuse they are´t based on something popular.
This movie holds a special place in my heart because my mother got us tickets to the recently constructed Cineplex in my city that had a special event the day before the grand opening to the public and this was the movie they were playing. There was free food/popcorn and the arcade games were set up so you didn't need to place quarters in to play, it was a great day. 😁
Wait, is he kidding? Are there actually people who didn't like this movie? That's not possible, right?
I actually liked the movie.
Me too!!! My whole family liked it
MCVivi Yeah, but he should at least be able to tell a great movie like this one from a bad one.
This movie is also the second movie where Kevin Kline plays both the President and an impersonator. The first was Dave.
Will Smith in green dress is just practice for Aladdin.
Its rewind time!
Tony Goldmark discussed that in his _One Movie Later_ on the _Aladdin_ remake.
The fake trailer "Something Original" actually looks like an amazing movie.
But the Hollywood would probably still screw it up.
Agreed
Came back 4 years later to leave the exact same comic. When will Something Original be in theatres
9:20. "An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white Southern slave owners..." and thus Django Unchained was born. Hmm maybe that's why Quentin wanted Will Smith for the part.
Well shit... I really like this movie though. Anyone else?
Yeah, damn Burger King promos
Whenever this movie is in tv I no longer need my remote.
REALLY dont get all the hate, its harmless.
Jay Dowg
It is. It's a fun little adventure movie.
I laughed at all of the terrible jokes, but that doesn't mean it's good ~
Wtf he was playing both roles?? I legit never knew that and I've loved this movie since it came out. Got me to go to burger king as a kid over happy meals at McDonald's
remember: Will Smith turned down the role of Neo in The Matrix to do this movie
Hindsight am I right
Good. Smith can be a tremendous actor but I don't see him as Neo at all.
I always wonder what Keanu’s career would have been if Smith was Neo?
I feel like I'm the only person who actually liked this movie as was always confused as to why people thought it was so bad. I'm also a weird person who completely got the dog looking into the horn joke as a child...
Don't worry, you're not the only one who likes it.
I also liked the movie :)
It was a dumb, fun, summer movie. It ticked all the boxes, it had cool themes and I really loved that big ass spider. Yeah some of the jokes sucked, but I love cheesy movies, that dont take themselves too seriously.
If you loved Wild Wild West, you guys will love Sharknado, The Room and Movie 43.
Lmao 🤣
Like if you actually want to see the "something original" movie.
Unbreakable 3
That's to scary for me
I wanna see it! But then it wouldn't be original!
People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long. - Johnny Depp
Vegeta Solo that's a miss quote, it was obviously said by Johnny Deep not Johnny Depp.
Favorite part: “Yo mama's so fat *YOU’RE IN A WHEEL CHAIR!”*
Kid: I don't wanna see Wild Wild West!
Mom: Well what else is there to watch?
Kid: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Mom: Fair enough.
Salma Hayek sounded more invested when she played a lesbian taco =/
+TheAlexagius Stop encouraging him.
I just came back from the theater seeing that movie! I agree 😂
Wat
The Framemaster(Ben_ToaofFire) Sausage Party =3
Sausage Party?
"Something Original" is clearly based off of Holly Black's _The Curse Workers_ series. You liars.
Really? I've never read the series, but I know of it... Is it good?
I've never heard of that so it's likely they haven't
A thing for OP to also consider is the message Nostalgia Critic gave in Osmosis Jones ^u^
Connor Tyler
Or Unbreakable.
close, but no cigar, while the characters in that one do have similar powers, none of them could give a man superhuman strength or invincibility, nor could any of them kill with a touch. plus the plots of the two are completely different.
The reason she says he's her father and not her husband is she thinks they wouldn't help her if they didn't have a chance with her? I think?
That is exactly so.
Help her do what? What was her purpose in the movie? I mean, besides to be Selma Hayek.
The One and Only Michael McCormick One of the scientists that went missing was her husband so she was trying to do her own investigation in finding out what happened to him. She lied to Gordon and West about the scientist being her father because she thought they would be more interested in helping her track him down if they thought they could get into her skirts.
+Corrine Thrasher Wait...but wasn't it their job anyway to track down the scientists?
+The One and Only Michael McCormick Yes but she didn't know that at first. And when she did, she wanted to come along rather than be left behind. They did try to leave her behind once.
Wild Wild West was pretty bad. But .. the music video was dope af. Kool Moe Dee, Stevie Wonder, and The Fresh Prince
To be fair, I did enjoy Lovelace as a character mainly because everything else was so bland compared to his performance.
That's the magic of Kenneth Branagh, best part of this movie is knowing him and Will Smith got paid to be there.
This isn't based on Wild Wild West the TV show it's based on the Music Video Wild Wild West by Kool Moe Dee.
The only relationship that has with this is a black cowboy
Imagine Wild Wild West remake with Jayden Smith and Adam Sandler, and this movie doesn't seems so bad all of a sudden
Who? Rob Schneider? ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
I'll try to imagine it more clearly after I stop screaming in horror.
They already made it. It's called Ridiculous Six & instead of Jayden Smith it's Taylor Lautner. Netflix right now. Go ahead and look. It's... TERRIBLE.
Taylor Lautner, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider in one movie. I bet this movie was financed by North Korea as a retaliation for "The Interview"
The only way to remake this is to make the entire film about the giant robot spider destroying stuff!
Loveless was originally played by a dwarf. They just cheated a dwarf out of a part.
Yes a fantastic actor named Micheal Dunn.
@@radioflyer68911 The dwarf in question is better off not being in this movie.
If I wanted to see Kenneth Branagh and Kevin Kline acting ridiculous I'd watch The Road to El Dorado instead.
And Shakespeare.
What about Frankenstein?
+Michael Glasgow Haven't seen it.
Alex Aceves
You should just see it once but all I have to say he hams it up directing and acting wise.
I KNEW I RECOGNISED THAT VOICE! Man I heard it and it just flipped something in my brain that told me I knew it.
I CAN NOT be the only one who loved the Wild Wild West.
I don't dislike it, but i agree with some point of NCGuy. For me, it's entertainning but have some awkward moment too.Did you love it from the beginning to the end?
+Lunjei Teohmacl for the most part. there wasnt much that i didnt enjoy.
I liked it. It definitely has some awkward moments and not all of the jokes land, but I find it entertaining nevertheless.
I'll like it if you date me baby!
You're not. I loved this as a kid. Still enjoy it.
_Wild Wild West_..._After Earth_..._Suicide Squad_...
I think it's safe to say that Will Smith's career is *bulletproof*; no matter how many bad movies he's been in he still gets to be in whatever film he wants! :D
(Edit: Someone mentioned _Shark Tale_, and...they're right; that's another terrible Will Smith movie)
He's never the worst part of any movie he's in
+Rbdn T In fact his Deadshot was more often praised as one of the best parts of suicide squad
Tbh Suicide Squad isn't nearly as bad as After Earth or Wild Wild West. Not particularly good but WWW and AE are horrible movies, SS is just meh imo
I actually really liked suicide squad
Cody Hines Deadshot
To be fair, I did like the DVD segment where they showed how sound design can make or break a scene - it’s why I especially love good folly artistry
I love this movie beyond words.
It has a giant mechanical steampunk Spider.
Do I need to say more?
THERE IS A GIANT MECHANICAL SPIDER IN IT!
Stop THINKING about it!
GIANT ROBOTS ARE COOL
Excuse invalid, sorry.
Honestly I think that was the main thing I remembered about this film ever sense I saw it. The Giant Spider Robot.
So you like Transformers? That's fine I guess...
@@tristanhartup4936 I agree though, I'm so sick of the videogame cgi diarrhoea on screen in movies these days, that something that looks mechanical was a breath of fresh air
Giant spider, yes, but... magnets... they don't... they don't work that way. Not even close. It's painful seeing that.
This is my guilty pleasure movie. The steampunk elements just add much joy to my heart.
The original show basically started steam punk.
What do we have to do for you to do Fat Albert
+Jae Phalcon Maybe Doug is putting such a review on hold, with the Bill Cosby rape case still very hot.
+Cyrus Jed Binauhan I can understand, plus it's funny dark humor wise to make fun of Bill Cosby
Give him a drink made by Bill Cosby.
Major error in the movie. They show the capitol under construction. The Capitol dome was finished DURING the Civil War in which Grant was a General.
As someone that works at a movie theater, the projectionist hanging themself with the film strip is fucking hilarious. I can't say I haven't entertained the idea, though usually in regards to dealing with customers.
Though we have digital projectors now so it would be kind of difficult
Don't they have a cable on them to get electricity?
Could always put a magnifying glass in front of the lens and aim it at your head.
Lol. I loved that opening skit. Tamara, Malcolm, you two are awesome, y'know that? Admitted, when the formula of Doug's stuff changed, I wasn't big on it... at first. Now, I give you unneeded welcome... about a year or two late, I think? Eh, oh well. Point is, you all are doing a great job. Keep it up.
Skit kinda started reminding me of Unbreakable, though. :D
LuckyOwl g
"Mind if I ask you a question?"
"I do actually."
Right up there with "Shut that door!" in being the best last line in a piece of media lol
I actually didn't mind this film, I thought it was alright.
Also I would so watch Something Original
Andy The Hypster Its called Handcock
Fun fact: This movie is actually what prevented Will Smith from being Neo. Instead we got Keanu Reeves. Let the magnitude of that downgrade sink in.
Will Smith possesses Neo. Didn't you see white men can't jump?
But as Will Smith as Neo we wouldn't have got "wooh"
Who the fuck would think Will Smith would have been a better Neo? Idiots that's who.
I honestly can't see Smith as Neo......like.....at all.......kind of like how I can't see him as Jim West.
+pr0xy Or people who thought Neo was dull as dry paint
Aww... I miss Dr. Smith and his "Spiders!"
Does Dr Loveless remind anyone else of a Mike Myers character? He even looks like him!
No not to me.
Actually the trailer for the first movie seemed loosely based on Unbreakable.
I would say derivative, not based.
***** I didn't say "based" I said "loosely based" which is the same as "derived" X'D
+00WhiteBlade njaaaaa...no.
That's what I got too! Makes me wish Doug and co would actually make it!
with a touch of the vampires apprentice
Something Original, like John Wick or Get Out?
Actually, yeah, I have to agree with you. I was going to say that this review was released a year earlier before "Get Out", but then I remembered that "John Wick" came out two years before this review.
He was more likely referring to how rare they are compared to adaptation.
1TrulyMad Or Kingsmen?
P Ariza I know Im late but Kingsman was a comic.
I actualy really like this movie.
Same it was awesome
It was a staple of my childhood I'm afraid to rewatch
It was ok, but i found it boring at times
alot of peaple did i havent met anyone that hated intell i came here
Honestly, same. I agree it's not a good movie, and it probably deserves the hate it's getting, but I still find parts of it amusing. And personally, I think the "touch my breasts" bit was pretty funny, just because of the train driver's reaction to what they're saying.
I think Will Smith was trying to enjoy the sunset as to why he said "Actually I do Artie."
"Something original" looks like it would legit be an interesting and funny movie if they made it
Do not care what you say. LOVED this movie for what it is. A silly western spoof mixed with spy elements. But of course the original show is better.
i LOVED this movie too!
*****
its your opinion,dude.
then why are you here?
That guy laughing maniacally at 1:57 always cracks me up!
7:49 This was an obvious reference to 1993's Dave, where Kevin Kline did pretty much the same thing, only funnier.
Actual video and review start at 2:40... Thank me later
_switch the numbers and you get.................... _*_420_*
aw come on. that intro was great!
And miss the glorious opening? No thanks.
To miss the most epic Nostalgia Critic opening ever!? Hell no.
No thanks that opening is too fucking fun
"Kentucky fried Jesus" is now my new favorite phrase.
I'm from Kentucky and I approve.
Well glad we're in the clear, we got two experts to sign off on it.
I'm Jesus and I approve
I like "Sweet batter dipped Jesus!" myself.
I'm Protestant and I now shall make this my catch phrase.
12:36 -- Dr. Strangelove reference FTW.
Another weird thing about the belly dance scene is that the band in the room is playing along to the dance. Did Kenneth Branagh tell the band “memorize this Middle Eastern music so that if a strange dancer shows up in the middle of my victory speech you immediately play along so I can have a soundtrack for my public lap dance”?
The nadir for the movie I would kill to refilm since this is Will Smith not James T. West.
That intro was just such a dream..... And our dreams were answered with "Get Out"