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  • You asked for it… The Nostalgia Critic finally reviews Battlefield Earth.
    Originally aired on February 2nd, 2010.
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    Battlefield Earth premiered in the theaters on May 12th, 2000 and was directed by Roger Christian. It stars John Travolta, Forest Whitaker and Barry Pepper.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 років тому +1194

    Feels so good to have the 100th Nostalgia Critic episode on our channel!
    Make sure to grab your autographed Suicide Squad prints and To Boldly Flee is back in stock! theawesomestore.com

    • @everything9137
      @everything9137 7 років тому +7

      Channel Awesome dont you have like 400 episodes

    • @GeorgePatton1885
      @GeorgePatton1885 7 років тому +3

      Channel Awesome what are your thoughts on the "first" comment s

    • @2passing
      @2passing 7 років тому +1

      Channel Awesome god this brings back memory's

    • @femmefuntime
      @femmefuntime 7 років тому +1

      Channel Awesome will you have autographed stuff at Fanime next weekend?

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 років тому +16

      +Prince Vegeta We couldn't afford higher resolution

  • @mariakelly1059
    @mariakelly1059 3 роки тому +479

    Shortly after Battlefield Earth was released, it was widely declared to to be the worse movie of the entire 21st century. Which, you have to admit, is quite an achievement since it had only been released in June 2000.

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 Рік тому +44

      Yeah, it wasn't the best way to kick off the millenium.

    • @Schizniit
      @Schizniit Рік тому +3

      Worst*

    • @Cleon29Warrior
      @Cleon29Warrior Рік тому +12

      But June 2000 is still XX century :/

    • @kylejames2508
      @kylejames2508 10 місяців тому +8

      When the rest of us were learning to SPELL OUR Name Battlefield Earth was immediately ruining an entire century!

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@Cleon29Warrior 2000 is apart of the 1900s? Ok...

  • @Adjuni
    @Adjuni 6 років тому +610

    Biggest issue with Battlefield Earth is the gold thing. There are asteroids in our solar system with more gold in them than has been mined in the whole of human history. Vastly easier to find and almost effortless to mine.

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid 4 роки тому +8

      Adjuni Yeah, if you’ve got a spacefleet.

    • @joshuaobryan4896
      @joshuaobryan4896 4 роки тому +51

      @@Rgoid which it is implied that they do

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 4 роки тому +25

      This comment actually influenced me to create an animated sci fi film that's more fact than fiction. No fictional planets or moons.

    • @Adjuni
      @Adjuni 4 роки тому +2

      @@kingamoeboid3887 Cool. I hope you share it with me some day. :D

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 4 роки тому +9

      Adjuni the influences were this comment and video and The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Doomsday Machine.
      My favourite sci fi films are
      1: 2001: A Space Odyssey
      2: Stalker (1979)
      3: Solaris (1972)
      4: Metropolis (1927)
      5: Things To Come (1936)
      6: Blade Runner
      7: Star Wars V: Empire Strikes Back
      8: Star Wars VI: Return Of The Jedi
      9: Alien (1979)
      10: Star Wars IV: A New Hope
      I do need to see The Day The Earth Stood Still, Incredible Shrinking Man and Forbidden Planet.
      I've seen Plan 9 which is my favourite B movie.

  • @mugmellow
    @mugmellow 7 років тому +559

    Upload of a 7 year old video that is a video looking back at older videos. Damn I feel old

  • @willmiester4051
    @willmiester4051 7 років тому +447

    "While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!!!" - John Travolta 2000

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 6 років тому +6

      Will Miester
      It was also the year where he was awesome in Swordfish.

    • @benmasta5814
      @benmasta5814 6 років тому +11

      actually travolta himself was quoted saying this line in a bar fight, 2 years before writing was even started on battlefield earth

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 5 років тому +12

      To do anything less, is a disgrace to my entire family line.

    • @jamessiebold5899
      @jamessiebold5899 4 роки тому +1

      Lame

    • @charlesc.fuentes1033
      @charlesc.fuentes1033 4 роки тому +5

      "I can't talk too long I gonna poo"
      John Travolta 2019

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 3 роки тому +122

    Did you know that John Travolta described this film as being the Schindler’s List of science-fiction and being like Star Wars, but better? Just when you thought this movie couldn’t get any funnier

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 3 місяці тому +4

      In what way is this anything like Schindler’s List

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому +1

      Well it is better than the prequels so I give him that

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 3 місяці тому +4

      @@genesismultiverse4896 It really isn't.

    • @SpaceVENTING
      @SpaceVENTING 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@genesismultiverse4896 This movie isn't even better than The Last Jedi

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 22 дні тому +1

      @@genesismultiverse4896 The Prequels are infinitely better than Battlefield Earth and I say that wholeheartedly and proudly

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 7 років тому +244

    My biggest problem with this movie: the final battle.
    So 1000 years ago, the combined military forces of Earth could only hold off the alien invasion for about 10 minutes
    But in the final battle, a small group of cavemen who only trained for a few days were able to destroy the alien home planet. And for some reason, those weapons and fighter jets are still operational after 1000 years.
    THIS IS STUPID!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 5 років тому +9

      Read the book it makes a bit more sense

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 років тому +22

      @@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf Sad isn't it as the book was so much better and purposely funny as it's suppose to be satire. I may take issue with L Ron Hubbard for various reasons but the book was pretty good. For those of us that read the book this movie is even more of a abomination. I don't think I've ever seen a movie that was so badly adapted that it's essence was so completely lost.
      I suppose the best way to put this into words is: Reading the book you feel in on the joke while watching the movie makes you feel like the butt of it.
      Come to think of it the story of how the Psychlo came to be is eerily similar to Scientology and how they rose to power. Which is rather odd if you think about it considering it was meant as a bad thing. A group takes over and alters their world while holding a tight grip on it using the money and power they obtained through various methods.

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 років тому +8

      Was the movie garbage on purpose in an attempt to fundamentally destroy any interest in the book?

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 4 роки тому +7

      Well this is based off of a L. Ron Hubbard book. The man was a horrible author.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 3 роки тому +4

      @@evanremillard5640 by modern standards. he was considered okay in the pulp days. if his 80s books had come out in the 60s and 50s they would have been received far better.

  • @Crank-Cinema-Lornography
    @Crank-Cinema-Lornography 7 років тому +510

    WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL
    WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL
    WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL
    DENTAL PLAN

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 років тому +35

      Crank Cinema's Holy Lornography Archive LISA NEEDS BRACES.

    • @Jarod-sm5rf
      @Jarod-sm5rf 6 років тому +1

      He needs a hole new set of teeth.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 6 років тому +22

      IT FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL!
      NOTHING AT ALL!
      NOTHING AT ALL!

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 5 років тому +18

      I'm sorry. I have this bad habit of repeating myself
      Repeating myself
      Repeating myself
      Repeating myself
      Repeat.....I'm an Idiot.

    • @trackatlas6626
      @trackatlas6626 5 років тому +3

      @@rithrius5384 STUPID SEXY RITHRIUS!

  • @riokamichika1101
    @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +461

    I remember the ending of Battlefield Earth, where they pretty much set up a sequel.
    The Last Airbender and Jem & The Holograms can eat their heart out.

    • @MechaG
      @MechaG 7 років тому +42

      Rio Kamichika don't forget the Mario Bros.

    • @dragonslayergu1161
      @dragonslayergu1161 7 років тому +42

      Rio Kamichika don't forget Dragonball Evolution too!

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 7 років тому +22

      In... slight... fairness, the movie only covered about the first 1/3 of the book, which is something like a thousand pages long. So they actually had a reason that it ends somewhat unresolved and begging a sequel.

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 7 років тому +3

      And super Mario brothers the movies

    • @thomasnethery6718
      @thomasnethery6718 7 років тому +24

      Green lantern fan4stic golden compass and eragon

  • @CeruleanFilms
    @CeruleanFilms 7 років тому +114

    Even worse than the dutch angles is the fact that they shot this movie in freaking PANAVISION and they still couldn't keep the actors in the frame half the time.

    • @JSGirl09able
      @JSGirl09able 6 років тому +9

      Actually I checked out the technical specs for the film and it was actually filmed with ARRI 35mm cameras

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 5 років тому +6

      I hope they don't shoot the same thing while using digital film cameras like Red Dragon, Arri Alexa and Panavision DXL. Hell, even GoPro cameras can still have better angles than Battlefield Earth has.

  • @AlmostZer0
    @AlmostZer0 5 років тому +1185

    My father acted in that horrible movie, so here's a bit of behind the scene info:
    Apparently, the movie wasn't going to focus so much on the main character and the villain. The supporting characters where going to be developed, and you could actually feel..well, actual emotions towards them. But instead, John Travolta (the villain, and who had a lot of influence in the making of the movie) had the bright idea to cut most of the lines that weren't his or the main character's. For exemple, my father started the movie with about 2-3 pages of text, and finished it with 2-3...sentences.
    But eh, apparently John's private chef was there, and the food was delicious.

    • @BriceInkling138
      @BriceInkling138 5 років тому +41

      Your dad was an actor in "Battlefield Earth"?

    • @JSwanKilowJ
      @JSwanKilowJ 5 років тому +85

      @@BriceInkling138 that's what the comment says

    • @BriceInkling138
      @BriceInkling138 5 років тому +21

      @@JSwanKilowJ Well, did he himself enjoy taking part in it or did he really hate the idea behind it?

    • @damoosh4679
      @damoosh4679 5 років тому +11

      Which actor?

    • @BriceInkling138
      @BriceInkling138 5 років тому +42

      @@damoosh4679 Canadian Gamer's father.

  • @RetroPiero
    @RetroPiero 7 років тому +145

    "A demon, a monster, a beast!, YARRHGGG!" Love that line.

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 3 роки тому +6

      Me too XD

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 2 роки тому +18

      Have you heard of subtlety, underplaying, a good actor? YAAHH!!!!

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 2 роки тому +9

      are we positively Sure that line was in the Script Or were the Actors Just Drunk

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 Рік тому +4

      ​@@julieporter7805 Oh no, it's a demon, a monster, a beast! YAAAAGHH!

    • @TLSoulDude
      @TLSoulDude 11 місяців тому +3

      RiffTrax's responge to that was gold: "No, but we see a douchebag."

  • @starsiegeplayer
    @starsiegeplayer 7 років тому +832

    So the psychos invade Earth for gold. But there's more gold in one asteroid (433 Eros) than the entire planet Earth.

    • @six2make4
      @six2make4 7 років тому +181

      Ol' Hubbard weren't a fan of research, he just liked making shit up.

    • @bobbatcher6021
      @bobbatcher6021 7 років тому +124

      Also, radiation is not matter and therefore can not be explosive. Even setting that aside though, an entirely flammable/explosive atmosphere would destroy all life on the planet the first time there was a static spark.

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 7 років тому +40

      Actually Earth has a lot of gold... its just close to our core because of its density, so we can't reach it.

    • @glennmcquade4134
      @glennmcquade4134 7 років тому +107

      six2make4 I found the connection between scientology and this movie... they both make no sense.

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 7 років тому +38

      starsiegeplayer Well Earth has gold that has been processed by humans which would make it significantly easier... you know, if they'd bothered to actually look for any of it.

  • @MegaSheen15
    @MegaSheen15 7 років тому +147

    Did you know that the only reason the book was listed as a bestseller was because Scientologists were instructed to by multiple copies?

    • @ReignSupreme2014
      @ReignSupreme2014 5 років тому +21

      @MegaGug 95 Really? Is that true? It sounds like something Scientologists would do.

    • @voilvelev6775
      @voilvelev6775 5 років тому +3

      @@ReignSupreme2014 Nah, its not true.

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 років тому +13

      To be fair the book was a pretty good satirical sci-fi story but the movie failed on all accounts in telling the story.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 роки тому +9

      @Red Coin actually Battlefield Earth isn't Scientology propaganda, one of the very few books Hubbard wrote that wasn't. It does reflect some of the ideas he would hold as tenets in Scientology, but overall it's just a sci-fi novel.

    • @thungoda3082
      @thungoda3082 4 роки тому +4

      I absolutely loved the book. It was fucking great. Didn't know it was by the scientology guy until years later. I read my paperback until it fell apart and then got a new copy. The book was 1030 pages, and the movie used about 4.
      Seriously, don't judge the book by the movie.

  • @shropshirec
    @shropshirec 7 років тому +117

    Saw Gerrara was into some weird stuff between the Clone Wars and Galactic Civil War.

  • @demisauce
    @demisauce 7 років тому +88

    I know this originally aired in 2010, but it's the first time I am seeing it. What makes this gold for me is I just saw another video title "Advanced Sci-fi Civilisations Too Stupid To Really Exist Ep.01- The Psychlols" by Media Zealot which JUST covered this movie. He did a three part series on a bunch of different races like this too.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 років тому +1

      Oh yeah I just saw that as well.

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 6 років тому +1

      Civilizations that split infinitives do not deserve to exist.

  • @gerardbooker8627
    @gerardbooker8627 Рік тому +37

    This made me realize that The Psyclos would stand absolutely no chance against the Yautia(The Predator race)

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow Рік тому +6

      The Yautia wouldn’t even bother with them.
      They’d see actually fighting them as a waste of time.

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku Рік тому +5

      And the Xenomorphs will finish the all the Psychlos off with zero issues at all.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Isaac-gh5kuactually the xenomorphs wouldn't even try the psychlos as hosts

  • @TheHTFAmv
    @TheHTFAmv 7 років тому +377

    This is probably one of my favorite reviews

    • @Wishbone4evr
      @Wishbone4evr 7 років тому +7

      Me too! Scientology got PWNED! x3

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 7 років тому +4

      Rainbow Dash always had an odd taste

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому +4

      10:15 look, they predicted 2017

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 6 років тому +3

      NunyaBusiness I don't know why people want to tie this silly thing to scientology. It's a 1982 sci fi novel turned into an inferior movie, and neither really has anything to do with Hubbard's BS "religion" from what I can tell.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 5 років тому +3

      in fact this is my Number one Review. this is why i was making subtitles

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 6 років тому +98

    Marvin the Martian could beat these aliens.

    • @berniethekiwidragon4382
      @berniethekiwidragon4382 3 роки тому +4

      They make me very angry!

    • @HeartsAsStrongAhhHorses
      @HeartsAsStrongAhhHorses 3 роки тому +4

      E.T could single handedly destroy their entire planet

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid 3 роки тому +4

      The Vogons could beat them.

    • @JB-ms4su
      @JB-ms4su 3 роки тому +3

      Invader Zim could beat the Psychlos

    • @johnnyngo2896
      @johnnyngo2896 2 роки тому +1

      The Crites or the Xenomorphs would kick the Psycholo's asses.

  • @vinx.9099
    @vinx.9099 5 років тому +65

    "*ghasp* you don't mean?"
    "no not that one."
    "oh"
    still a great joke.

  • @danieldukai1380
    @danieldukai1380 7 років тому +64

    Back when Spoony was actually cool. Sad times, man.

    • @skullguy8504
      @skullguy8504 6 років тому +3

      what happened?

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 6 років тому +10

      He got a bit hostile on Twitter (putting it mildly) and alienated himself from half of the Channel Awesome team. They've reconciled, but he doesn't make videos anymore. He was diagnosed as Bipolar, which explains the behavior, but still... I think he streams Let's Plays, but I haven't followed him in years.

    • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
      @CaptAwesumNo1Zone 2 роки тому

      I miss Spoony, nobody was as harsh on shitty games and movies like he was, he was the Rick Flair of UA-cam critics

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +15

    7:10 Fun fact: Forest Whitaker later expressed regret taking part in this film, and I can't say I blame him.

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 7 років тому +54

    "I'M REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY ANGRY!"

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 3 роки тому +5

      I'm really angry.

    • @davidrobb2772
      @davidrobb2772 3 роки тому +4

      @@jesuschavez5875 No, no no. I'M REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLY ANGRY!!!

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 3 роки тому +4

      @@davidrobb2772 I'm REEALLY angry.

    • @BlaineCraner
      @BlaineCraner 3 роки тому +4

      @@Amp661 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 3 роки тому

      @@Amp661 EEEEEE... ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!

  • @itsatrap1017
    @itsatrap1017 4 роки тому +52

    “We finally get to see what this advanced alien race that enslaved humanity looks like...........
    6:19 Jamaican Klingon Clowns. I got to admit, Movie, I gave you a lot more credit than you deserved!”

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 2 роки тому +10

    Fun fact
    Battlefield Earth won 9 Razzie Awards throughout the 2000s.
    It won: Worst Picture, Director (Roger Christian), Actor (John Travolta), Supporting Actor (Barry Pepper), Supporting Actress (Kelly Preston), Screen Couple (John Travolta and any actor who was unfortunate enough to share the screen with him), Screenplay (JD Shapiro and Corey Mandell), Worst Drama of the Razzies 25 Years in 2005 and Worst Picture of the Decade in 2010.
    NOTE: Forest Whitaker (who plays Ker) was also nominated for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost against Pepper.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 2 місяці тому +1

      So this was like the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest of the Razzies?

  • @RoyalCrustle
    @RoyalCrustle 7 років тому +72

    2010: "This movie from the year 2000 is just on the cusp of being nostalgic."
    2017: "Here's a review of a movie that came out a few months ago."
    Boy, the meaning of the word "nostalgic" sure has changed. :P

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 5 років тому +10

      Royal Crustle Well, remember he changed up the rules so that it has some sort of nostalgic connection. Not specifically something that came out a while, but is based on some sort of nostalgic property.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 5 років тому +4

      Boss baby, norm of the north
      emoji movie, need I go on?

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 5 років тому

      That's for the best imo, why restrict the videos lile that?

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid 4 роки тому

      Dorkfish Don’t forget Captain Underpants.

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 3 роки тому +1

      @@dorkfish1275 those were special occasions. Norm was for 10 years of nostalgia critic, emoji movie was for some special reason I can't remember and boss baby came after a flood of requests for it after he did emoji movie

  • @retrollennialdungeonz2451
    @retrollennialdungeonz2451 7 років тому +195

    10:11
    DIO: "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

  • @QuiteDan
    @QuiteDan 7 років тому +123

    10:11
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @pablothecoffeelover2551
      @pablothecoffeelover2551 6 років тому +19

      dandeentremont WWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hailanluu2169
      @hailanluu2169 6 років тому +6

      ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT

    • @rossenator101
      @rossenator101 5 років тому +5

      Hải Lân Lưu I’LL BE BAC......

    • @supersaiyanwhitef2739
      @supersaiyanwhitef2739 5 років тому +2

      @@pablothecoffeelover2551 road rolla

    • @cameliongrim183
      @cameliongrim183 4 роки тому +1

      Omg, they're fortnite players, RUN!!!

  • @Encephthy
    @Encephthy 7 років тому +255

    Radiation = explosion, because science.

    • @DrPluton
      @DrPluton 7 років тому +22

      Encephthy, in the book, the atmosphere was primarily methane and oxygen. In that environment, ignition equals explosion.

    • @Encephthy
      @Encephthy 7 років тому +44

      That makes sense, well, as much sense as building a military based on a planet with an atmosphere that could ignite if two pieces of anything rubbed together.
      My issue was with what the movie implied, that a "radioactive" atmosphere would make it explosive. Which is total nonsense.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 років тому +14

      Of course don't you know anything about science!!!
      It's radioactive that can't be good!!!

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 7 років тому +17

      Obviously, since nukes are radioactive, that must mean that radiation is explosive: don't light a match next to a nuke /sarcasm.

    • @jerb5965
      @jerb5965 6 років тому +10

      It's not science at all....*screaming* ITS SCIENCE-TOLOGY

  • @Phox532
    @Phox532 4 роки тому +17

    I'm easily probably five of the thousands of views of this video and this episode still gets me every single time I watch it. A periodically go back and re-watch this episode and the water world episode just because they're so good

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 5 років тому +11

    I love how the jets as well as the fuel are still fully functional after sitting there and rusting for a thousand years

  • @TBrianOnline
    @TBrianOnline 3 роки тому +5

    RIP Kelly Preston, Travolta's wife. She passed away 3 years after making this review.

  • @sumanoskae
    @sumanoskae 7 років тому +10

    10:12
    You were expecting Nostalgia Critic, but it was me, Dio!

  • @sidetracker3496
    @sidetracker3496 5 років тому +16

    Funny Fact: this video was the first ever recorded use of a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 6 років тому +11

    11:09
    That politician has more chins than Jabba the Hutt

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 7 років тому +82

    20:50 Best. Rant. Ever!!!

    • @vasyear
      @vasyear 4 роки тому +5

      I think the pearl harbour one is better

    • @samwhitacre
      @samwhitacre 3 роки тому +5

      20:44 My rant on Holmes and Watson, which became one of the worst British comedies of all time.

  • @Scofferify
    @Scofferify 7 років тому +50

    I miss Spoony.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 років тому +2

      Scoffs where is he? Is he alive???

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 5 років тому +1

      @@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks He's still alive and is very very much on Twitter. That's kind of all he does now. Doesn't put out videos anymore. :\ It's a shame because I really liked his content.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 роки тому +1

      @@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks I heard he stopped because he was too depressed.

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 4 роки тому +7

    Noah/Spooney as Terl is hilarious, he does a really good Travolta impression.

  • @FallenAngel1508
    @FallenAngel1508 7 років тому +33

    "To be....or not to BE!!!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @bcdside
    @bcdside 7 років тому +27

    Doug, PLEASE do an episode on "Fateful Findings," a hilariously bad movie!

  • @nuberiffic
    @nuberiffic 8 місяців тому +3

    Funny how in this video, NC says the movie might not be old enough to be considered for an NC video.
    And now, this video is 23 years old.
    Far older than anything NC had covered at that point.

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 6 місяців тому +1

      This video isnt 23 years old

    • @nuberiffic
      @nuberiffic 6 місяців тому

      @@arte0021 ah, yep.
      oops haha

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 2 роки тому +4

    I love how at 0:19-0:44, The Nostalgia Critic incorporated my all-time favorite version of 'Ode To Joy'.
    For those that never heard of it, or, didn't get it, it's the version of 'Ode To Joe' that's from the first 'Die Hard' movie.

  • @MojtabaM
    @MojtabaM 7 років тому +26

    Another NC vs AVGN would be awesome!

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 7 років тому +8

    24:49 He was the Art director of the first Star Wars and first Alien and second unit director for the Phantom Menace (whatever that means) (wiki)

  • @martythetickler
    @martythetickler 6 років тому +10

    This is still one of the best reviews in NC history. And Spoony is awesome in it.

  • @danielkrawczyk3312
    @danielkrawczyk3312 3 роки тому +7

    If they had awards for best performances in reviews, the guy playing Turl would definitely get one

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 11 місяців тому

      Poor Spoony

  • @noahjulius5062
    @noahjulius5062 5 місяців тому +6

    My favorite Nostalgia Critic videos are:
    Battlefield Earth
    Neverending Story 3
    The Last Airbender
    Patch Adams
    The Magic Voyage
    Batman and Robin
    After Earth
    Master of Disguise
    Cool as Ice
    Ghost Dad
    Felix the Cat
    Green Lantern
    The Amazing Spiderman 2
    Doug's First Movie
    Fan4stic
    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
    The Life of Timothy Green
    Rapsittie Street Kids
    Beauty and the Beast (2017)
    Pixels
    The Emoji Movie
    Robocop (2014)
    Double Team
    Steel

  • @mynameisporg4039
    @mynameisporg4039 7 років тому +5

    20:45 - Nostalgia Critic but every time he says stupid it gets faster.

  • @bloodstoneore4630
    @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому +13

    10:15 hey look, they predicted 2017!

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 2 роки тому +8

    18:42 me after I ripped my favourite shirt on a nail in the wall which I just did

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 2 роки тому +1

      Sorry but LOL

    • @SJ_RANKS
      @SJ_RANKS 2 роки тому +1

      @@tealnoise it’s all good my brother sewed it back up

  • @chanchan7200
    @chanchan7200 7 років тому +17

    I go out back and smoke a joint
    Oh Nostalgia Critic

  • @GarrenLazar
    @GarrenLazar 6 років тому +8

    20:44-21:14, his reaction to most modern movies and TV shows!

    • @majorfanboy2005
      @majorfanboy2005 5 років тому +1

      Fucking 90's kid

    • @GarrenLazar
      @GarrenLazar 3 роки тому

      Up yours, you worthless waste of existence. I'm still standing! You can say whatever you want to me, and it won't affect me in the slightest.

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 5 років тому +15

    10:11- Doug having Spoony reeee is quite the foreshadowing.

  • @TheVGC
    @TheVGC 7 років тому +6

    25:00 Nostalgia critic unironically inspired Jared Leto's Joker.

  • @williamraymusic
    @williamraymusic 5 місяців тому +1

    YESSSSSS!!! BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!!
    This line still lives rent free in my head and pops its head out from time to time.

  • @greybayles7955
    @greybayles7955 4 роки тому +6

    22:20 the director has a fundamental misunderstanding of how fighter jets fly

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy 6 років тому +6

    Wow. Nostalgia Critic's one hundredth episode. Congratulations, NC! We who are about to laugh, salute you!

  • @alexandraroman4121
    @alexandraroman4121 8 місяців тому +3

    20:44 one of the greatest NC moments of all time

  • @musicalDrebin
    @musicalDrebin 7 років тому +10

    to think that this was Barry Peppers follow up to Saving Private Ryan

    • @dineshrashid2766
      @dineshrashid2766 5 років тому +2

      musicalDrebin he also did The Green Mile after Saving Private Ryan.

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 5 років тому +2

      He did “The Scorch Trials” and “The Death Cure” in 2015 and 2018, respectively.

  • @amehak1922
    @amehak1922 6 років тому +2

    After 20 years it still hasn't made even the production cost back yet let alone any profit.
    This was supposed to be a trilogy but thankfully never happened.

  • @berrik
    @berrik 6 років тому +13

    Arguably his best review ever

  • @MultiBillyW
    @MultiBillyW 7 років тому +8

    The Oogieloves and the BIG Balloon Adventure?

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku 7 років тому +3

    3:49 I think gold is the one of the most abundant element in the universe. Back on Earth, gold is rare, at least on the Earth's surface. From what I've heard, beneath the Earth's crust, gold is a bit more abundant than the crust.
    What do you guys think?

  • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
    @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 7 років тому +81

    REVIEW NORM OF THE NORTH OR IM TAKING MYSELF HOSTAGE

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 4 роки тому +9

    A scientology movie that criticizes greed. Lol.

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 роки тому +4

    7:03 I seriously can't with the captions 😂

  • @samw.1608
    @samw.1608 Рік тому +4

    14:16 I don't know why but this part makes me laugh every time I see it.

  • @KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan
    @KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan 3 роки тому +2

    20:46 almost EVERY Cartoon Network reboot in a nutshell

    • @gochem3013
      @gochem3013 3 роки тому

      What about the ending of Samurai Jack Season 5 ending?

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 7 років тому +10

    Battlefield Earth;
    The movie where the aliens are dumber than the humans.

  • @pman9730
    @pman9730 7 років тому +4

    8:54 when you were learning to spell your name I was in a over the top movie with nickelis cage

  • @Immagonko
    @Immagonko 4 роки тому +2

    2020 and this review is still golden
    I rewatch it like every 2 months

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 2 місяці тому +1

    “We are the most intelligent, advanced, and powerful beings in the world”
    “What’s your name?”
    “Terl. And this is Ker. Over there is Olp, Fud, Sock, and Derp.”

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid 3 роки тому +5

    3:14: (Falsetto) “In the year 3000 . . .”

  • @pendragon0905
    @pendragon0905 Рік тому +3

    I actually just realized that gold comes from stars. So there; plot hole identified. The Psychlos needn't invade the Earth for gold since gold basically exists anywhere in the Cosmos where there are stars hanging in the void.

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому +1

    LOL, I really liked Bargo as "Ma-Ti" at the beginning of this. His voice was so funny!

  • @henryolsen6248
    @henryolsen6248 7 років тому +50

    2001: A Space Odyssey review.

    • @aserillll
      @aserillll 7 років тому +5

      Pink Floyd is the Best Band of All Time. Boring and overrated, perfect for wannabe hipsters to circlejerk each other about

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 7 років тому +16

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure the critic would prove you wrong about that.

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 років тому +7

      Aseril so your one of those people who hate something cuz everyone else likes it

    • @staC-wh6ik
      @staC-wh6ik 6 років тому

      I don't like when people overrate that movie (2001) but not even when people banalize it.

  • @empurress77
    @empurress77 3 роки тому +2

    In the book the Psyclos were totally full of themselves.
    Honestly if anything the movie underplayed their own self importance.
    The main complaint i have with this movie is that they changed the "Ending". The showdown between the Psyclos and the Humans was far more epic. In fact the book had another movies worth of story left untold in the movie. Literally ending the movie halfway through the book.
    There was a much more involved conflict, that made considerably more sense.

    • @brycemcneil4404
      @brycemcneil4404 3 роки тому +1

      They were saving that for a sequel that never happened.

  • @legoeszombiesetc.1499
    @legoeszombiesetc.1499 4 роки тому +4

    I heard one of the creators of this claimed it was better than Star Wars. I WOULD RATHER WATCH JAR JAR SHOUT "MEESA MEESA MEESA" FOR TEN HOURS STRAIGHT THAN ONE SECOND OF THIS!

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 роки тому +2

      And people say the Star Wars prequels are the worst movies of all time

  • @ntmfalloutproductions4713
    @ntmfalloutproductions4713 7 років тому +13

    10:10 Pepe is in charge. XD

  • @AxenfonKlatismrek
    @AxenfonKlatismrek 6 років тому +2

    my eleven favorite reviews
    1. Battlefield earth
    2. Dungeons and Dragons
    3. Conan the Barbarian
    4. Conan the Destroyer
    5. Judge Dredd
    6. Alone in the Dark
    7. the Room
    8. Star Wars: holiday special
    9. Never-ending story III
    10. the Langoliers
    11. Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 5 місяців тому +1

    20:46 Even after all these years, and even after his rant had been debunked, this is still one of the best and funniest outbursts the Nostalgia Critic has ever done.

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 7 років тому +5

    I literally just watched the Russian sub version yesterday.
    Channel Awesome confirmed as psychics.

  • @Dysturbed-00
    @Dysturbed-00 4 роки тому +2

    How did Earth get defeated so fast?
    *Psychlos open communications*
    Trump: "Yeah we surrender and here's the codes to shut down all military communication on the planet." "You're welcome."
    Psychlos: "Friggin yes! We finally found a planet we can conquer! Now lets all act like we do this all the time!"

  • @slybourbon
    @slybourbon Рік тому +2

    I would really love to see a Walker Bros. rewrite of this. This couldve ended up really cool, had it actually made sense 😂

  • @yozoramikazuki5927
    @yozoramikazuki5927 7 років тому +11

    Wow, this has so much overacting that if you put it on a slice of bread, it's a ham sandwich.

  • @ethanmarley678
    @ethanmarley678 4 роки тому +4

    Terl: "What do you think a man animal would like to eat?"
    Me: Taco Bell? Burger King? McDonalds? Pizza Hut?!

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 4 роки тому +2

    I just realized...the scene when the Alien walks in after shooting one of the guys...Gears of War has that exact same shot, only seeing the waist down to the knees, focusing on the Pistol, and it's in slowmo, i forget Which Gears of War it is, but it is!
    Altho i think this came out first, so that means Gears of Wars was inspired by Battlefield Earth...

  • @hankwicklund2182
    @hankwicklund2182 7 років тому +3

    "The gods took your father in the night"
    "NAAAAAOOOOOO"

  • @sweatpantsprincess3239
    @sweatpantsprincess3239 6 років тому +2

    I was watching this on my bed with my dog, and at the REEEEEALLY ANGRY squealing she got so disturbed she woke up and left.

  • @TheCluelessOne022
    @TheCluelessOne022 6 років тому +1

    I read on IMDB that everything was slanted to give the film a comic book look. And the director Roger Christian actually worked on the original Star Wars movies and won an Oscar for Art Direction for one of them. George Lucas recommended him for this movie.

  • @angusmcnay5449
    @angusmcnay5449 7 років тому +13

    "Battlefield Earth should've been a Tyler Perry movie!"

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 7 років тому +2

      NOPE! NOPENOPENOPE! I don't need to see Terl teaming up with Madea. NOT IN HELL!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +1

      Um, I hate the Tyler Perry movies with every ounce of my being, but they are still better than this movie.

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому

      "L ron hubbard was a black man and his name is L Ron Hoyabembe"

  • @feature.of.jarjar24
    @feature.of.jarjar24 4 роки тому +2

    18:41 The sound that can end universes

  • @evanrichards5546
    @evanrichards5546 5 років тому +3

    17:38 as a former Rhode Island resident its true

  • @ricebean1941
    @ricebean1941 7 років тому +12

    IM RÈÈALLY ÁNGRRIEH! did i do it right?

  • @thebystander1636
    @thebystander1636 4 роки тому +2

    Psychlos atmosphere was not made of radiation, able to be blown up by a regular bomb or fire... You definitely misunderstood this plot point. The surviving humans on earth, survived by unknowingly living near a radiated area. It is radiation itself, that ignites the atmosphere of psychlo, such as uranium. The bomb the humans sent to Psychlo, was a dirty bomb containing heavy amounts of radiation and uranium..
    There is even a scene that shows Psycho home planet, where a giant flame is shot out of some kind of exhaust stack, or power plant of some kind.
    The movie is pretty awful, but the book is pretty good. Also, the movie only covers about half the book, but I understand why. The second half would not make for a good movie.
    In short, all of the important alien races come down, and the representatives from the intergalactic bank. The dirty bomb had set off a chain reaction to every connected planet that had the teleportation devices, wiping out basically half the damn universe. This left Earth responsible, and restitution is demanded. Through a bunch of events, Jonnie is technically the owner of Earth, and what is left of the Psychlo Empire and its mining Co. With the help of an old Psychlo, he learns their mathematics and the schematics of the teleportation systems. (Both secrets had made the Psychlos the most powerful in the universe, so they weren't stupid in the books. Nobody else had ever figured out the math or the teleportation systems)
    Jonnie uses this to his advantage, and works a deal with the intergalactic bank to spare earth, and becomes the savior of the universe, lol.

  • @elekinggudon3245
    @elekinggudon3245 6 років тому +8

    5:48 To be fair, if the future scientist discover the ancient ruins the Disney World, they probably would have though we did worship the mouse god Mickey.

  • @CMWaters910
    @CMWaters910 2 роки тому +2

    13:03 How much you wanna bet that moment was improvised due to his dog walking in?

  • @Immagonko
    @Immagonko 5 років тому +4

    1:53 what else is there??? That was after the room review, right?..

  • @playingtrafficomg9275
    @playingtrafficomg9275 7 років тому +12

    Easily in my top five favorite Nostalgia Critic episodes.

  • @PlucktheDragon
    @PlucktheDragon 2 місяці тому

    Q: What type of metals the Psychlos are looking after?
    A: Gold, Nuggets, Bullion, Karats, Bars!