Blyn you must have chinese spy overheating rig Slav PCC or personally crafted computer can run Metro on Vodka with just one bottle.... Per night of course.
List of Anatoli's headgear: 1. His white WeSlav ushanka 2. The hood of his white tracksuit 3. A Soviet-issue SSh-60 combat helmet (my closest approximation)
It’s not so much just a meme it’s more of a thing to make fun of or highlight something and showing how random or obscure that something is. So it’s not your Ugandan big chungus meme it’s more of a way to highlight a random thing and doing it in a pretty humorous way and it can be done so in many ways with ease. In conclusion it’s a template for making a funny joke
Slav arms race. At some point, smart slav (aka Boris) realized; western spy bugged my phone with bomb, so you see Ivan, if i say correct word in time, i can use phone bomb as a grenade. Survival of the slavest.
I'd think he'd put a warning on the mead videos or delete them if the bootleg mead were the cause though, plus the "secret slav mix" barrel shows up in some later cooking videos. Whether the mead in there is still the mead they made and not from a store, I don't know. I'd guess not since it's been so long, unless they made more.
Me: *opens youtube Also me: *watches the notifications Me again: *refreshes it UA-cam: *_Life of Boris just uploaded a video._* Me: *spits water / _MAMA GET THE VODKA_
"No,don't use this cap unless you want Chernoble 2 happening in your room" great,my entire neiborhood had to evacuate because of this,still,it's great!
Me: oh god, I must've gotten too drunk on mead... ???: hey you, you're finally awake. Me: wait, what? ???: you were trying to cross the border... walked right into that imperial ambush. Me: o no
@Marko Drašinac1. rbmk reactors can be switched to creating bombs quickly. 2. The tsar bomb was made in the 60s 3. They didn't have colored cameras in the 60s. 4. It's a joke Blyat.
I actually made my first gallon of mead based off of this and it was absolutely delicious. 50 gallons of mead brewed later, I still say this a great video to start. Cheers!
I’m currently doing this right now, using the same ratios and some wine yeast (only one I can get my hands on). Just racked the mead and drank the leftover. The flavor is weak, tastes more like soda water than alcohol but I feel tipsy so it must be working. We’ll see how it turns out next week, and then around the new year
EEY! Anatoli is back! We need to see your cousin in your videos more often, Boris. Also, when you gonna visit teleportation juice factory again? I want to see if they’ll have a special Boris flavor with pickle juice and caviar.
When the aliens come, earth will be known either as galactic party central or 'that insane deathworld where they voluntarily drink neurotoxins for fun.'
Use a fish tank heater to keep the fermentation at a stable temp. Then use a pressure cooker and a copper tube to distill rum! Make sure you throw away the first ~100ml and it's good to go. You will be very drunk Boris!
@@Itoyokofan i typically use 1,5 kg for dry mead and 2kg for semi sweet per 4,5 liters. But then again the yeast i use is stronger and typically ferments to 15-18% v/v. In Greece it typically costs 7 euros per kilo, so distilling it would make it much more expensive...
I watched this 5 years ago when it released, and today my first batch of mead is foaming up quite well in the carboy. Taste test was excellent, and I'm looking forward to bottling.
I keep bees, and can confirm this is the exact method I use. My Super Secret Mix also includes throwing a cinnamon stick in there while it's fermenting.
@@Martina-Kosicanka no... You are born a slav and that's it. It's like I would say that Germans are Asian... it doesn't make sense, so either you are a slav wanna be or an idiot
@@childrenofthesun471 I'm still 25% Slav, I know sometimes I forget a potato to serve but it's okay, still fine. It's like the shaggy meme: even with 25% I'm not using all of my Slav power or else Chernobyl would explode a second time.
You had me at "Anatoli, this is vodka..." *Smacks head* XD
Me too xD
same comrade
when you forget you slav
*helmet*
Same Comrade
0:13
*Heartwarming photo of Russian soldier returning from Berlin*
(Moscow, 1945, Colorized)
Yes
People's Union of Wales. you channel is USSR. but now is RUSSIA
@@ssbjurassicworlddinoteamjw5294 wait what?
People's Union of Wales. LOL
Omg yes
3:49 "I suggest you not use cap like this... no no no unless you want Chernobyl two happen in your room" lmfaooooo
Noah Herman you see, the joke is that it isn’t a joke
I read this just as he says this
I did it wrong
jonny j damn the fuck
I like ur channel
"Anatoli where did you get this water?"
*shrugs*
*sip*
"...Anatoli this is vodka..."
*slap on the helmet*
I haven't laughed that hard in a WHIIIIIIILE
Dont you mean
"...Anatoli this is vodka..."
*REACTOR 4*
DynxstyJums
“Oh no, not again”
Hmm yea I watched the video.
Antoli, you idiot.
That's enough vodka to run Metro on medium settings
Blyn you must have chinese spy overheating rig
Slav PCC or personally crafted computer can run Metro on Vodka with just one bottle....
Per night of course.
Dont you mean _slav_ settings?
I altered my pc. It's is too vodka cooled
Ha, my genius method of combining every way to cool your computer allows me to play Metro on high!
@FoxySupreme True, true.
I'm pretty sure every time you've asked Anatoli where he got something he didn't know. It gets funnier every time.
Boris:what do you have anatoli:A KNIFE
Boris: NO! Take this AK-47!
@@mackenziecoleman8103 No, he would say Kalashnikov
The rifle and helmet
It’s because of all the vodka...
Water?
Don't you mean
*non alcoholic vodka?*
It's funny because russian people have severe alcohol problems.
@@Cumdaemon Thanks drak
@u wot M8?! exactly lmao
u wot M8?! Yup
u wot M8?! You need to step back, cause these are true facts.
I feel like boris and Anatoli are the last two brain cells squatting in my brain
Same
fax
If that were true you'd probably be having a lot more fun.
@@nullpoint3346 and more vodka
Hmmm 697
I just saw 2 Slavic men rehydrate and pour several gallons of water into a large container...
N I C E
Double nice!
triple NICE
Quadruple nice!
PENTA NICE
HEXA NICE!
Guys... Guys, I can barelly handle my vodka cravings, have some mercy.
why no one saw you
What the будет how did the Slav king didn't seen u ?!?!
slav king was eating so much shashlik and blins that he didnt see you
Neyt keep drinking
I may be 12 but i also crave vodka i am true slav 12 year old
Anatoli is back with a dragonov and a helmet to help boris make some mead
I love how anatoli just casually walks in with a dragunov and a military helmet looking like he just strolled out of a warzone
I came back from fighting a bear
Killing mutants in Metro requires _at least_ a Dragunov.
Except he is too clean!
@@nurabusnaq6367 proffesuinals
well we allways hear that the reason he isnt in a vid is cause he's in the red army so makes sense
I was already watching a cooking video but this is more slav
The more slav the better comrade
Mead is germanic not Slavic tho
Anyone know Anatoli channel?
this is ULTIMATE SLAV
@@faridwakim that is correct comrade
Theory: Anatoli is actually Artyom, that why he never talk
He is talk
0:13 he talked.
artyom not talk.
@@hurby8260I think he talks in between levels when he writes stuff down in his diary.
@@buckybrown1048 that too.
What is status of mead comrade?
Opa! Finally a video with comrade Anatoli!
DA COMRADE!!!!
Da.
Борис: "Anatoly, where you get this water?"
Анатолий: *shrugs*
Борис: "Anatoly, this is vodka"
Анатолий: *slaps helmet*
Анатолий: *slap my helmet*
@@orglingandborgling I guess you are the WESTERN SPY
yos A SPY HI YYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@@v3ctor1227 Soviet helmet
@@micro11.VADIM BLYAAAAT
ANATOLI IS FINALLY BACK!
Damn I missed that Slav
at 4:23
boris: *loses in durak*
also boris: *pulls out his bayonet*
anatoli: Волыну убрал
That coffee person what elses i do comrade
remind that Vadim owes money to Boris. Should work just fine
anatoli: *pulls out dragunov*
Boris : *pulls out ...* Uh ...
Anatoli : Babushka's phone?
Boris : Nu blyat ...
Also Anatoli:*pulls out Dragonuv* remember who joined the Spetsnaz as sniper сука!
0:11 russian soldier returning home to meet his cousin after fighting the war (1945 coulorised)
Nice
Put the "Colourised" between these ( )
@@MC-zu6qj got it comrade
@@memeroid4279 Nice!
Cousin returning home from the Ukraine Eastern Front (2015 4k)
List of Anatoli's headgear:
1. His white WeSlav ushanka
2. The hood of his white tracksuit
3. A Soviet-issue SSh-60 combat helmet (my closest approximation)
Boris is type of person drinking secret slav mix beverage from number 4 reactor coolant
4:45
Soviet soldier protecting their water supply from the nazi in eastern front 1943 colorized
Probably wrong gun...
@Mint Waffle ikr
😂😂
*Vodka supply
*vodka
Instructions: **exists**
Boris: *Sorry, we don’t do that here*
Edit: Never change Boris.. we love you
@Evi1M4chine Because it is fun.
It’s not so much just a meme it’s more of a thing to make fun of or highlight something and showing how random or obscure that something is. So it’s not your Ugandan big chungus meme it’s more of a way to highlight a random thing and doing it in a pretty humorous way and it can be done so in many ways with ease. In conclusion it’s a template for making a funny joke
@@williamberntsson1071 Exactly
@Evi1M4chine
meme: *exists*
old man: *yells at cloud*
Meme: exists
@Evi1M4chine : angery as fuk
boris:"Anatoli, this is vodka..."
Anatoli:(slav facespalm) 'BLYAT...'
wait. Are Korean Slavs Exist
@@diamentusdiamentowysupersl2426 where did that come from
@@diamentusdiamentowysupersl2426 Well russians are also Asian So maybe
@@diamentusdiamentowysupersl2426 Yep, there's actually a lot of Russians that are descendants of Koreans iirc
Boris: Anatoli, this is vodka!
Anatoli: *Totally 100% absolutely did not do this on purpose to avoid debil western water-made mead helmet-palm.*
I'm a simple man. I see Anatoli, I upvote video.
@@RaTcHeT302 oo blyat
I figured it out. This guy uses Reddit. I'm basically Sherlock now.
is no redit dis is youtube
"Hey."~Anatoli
@@rubenlopez3364 davai
Boris: pulls out a knife
Anatoli: pulls out Dragunov
Boris: pulls out phone
A phone call to Vladimir Vladimirovich beats all arguments.
Slav arms race.
At some point, smart slav (aka Boris) realized;
western spy bugged my phone with bomb,
so you see Ivan, if i say correct word in time, i can use phone bomb as a grenade.
Survival of the slavest.
A phone to call soviet air force wins all fights
Spoiler: afther this, Boris was hospitalized
but now he is out, Davai!
You must like Green Day. It’s a great band 👍
:(
Still have no idea why
I'd think he'd put a warning on the mead videos or delete them if the bootleg mead were the cause though, plus the "secret slav mix" barrel shows up in some later cooking videos. Whether the mead in there is still the mead they made and not from a store, I don't know. I'd guess not since it's been so long, unless they made more.
"Anatoli whered you get this water?" "Anatoli this is vodka"😂😂
KingBat Ears (Slaps helmet and sighs)
god, you are everywhere too
*Facepalm*
Henrique Pedrazzi LENNNEYY
I love unalcoholic vodka
thank God Anatoly is back, I was getting worried
*Anatoli
@Sub Bot no he's not
Tash Jansson in okay good you wurry tovarisch
@@marincardoso1371 Same name different transliteration
I think boris said he's in the military
A Boris video? Making mead?? With Anatoli!? On my birthday!?!
Best birthday present, thank you Boris!
Happy birthday. Now go make some mead. That stuff is tasty as fuck.
Fun fact: The words mead and med in English and Russian aren't loan words, there Proto indo European cognates.
Shared with greek Meþes "wine"
thanks Emperor Justinian, you were always my third favourite emperor
Damn mead is that old? Cool
@@mrtrollnator123 yes
Now this is a Gordon Ramsay I can relate to.
**slap**
**Gordon Ramsay left the conversation**
0:57
Boris: Anatoli...This is vodka...
*Russian facespalm from Anatoli* (SLAP)
Anatoli is true slav. Vodka = Water.
Boris is western Spy because he wants Water instead of Vodka.
Just kidding Boris is true slav
Thats alot of vodka
What would happen if youd use vodka instead of water
Gamers Strike you’d be very drunk
Hes not the first and he wont be the last.
I did that to last friday!
*_When you see cousin with rifle, enemy dont know if they should fire or give him hug_*
hm
If he starts squatting. You know what to do
2:29 had me at “What the blin!” Lmfao
Anatoli was checking honey for western spy
Also:Ayy lmao
Ah Yes You Get them western spy’s blyat
is blin and blyat same?i mean ... i can say blinyat if i want to ...
what the b l y a t
@@micro11. BLYAT means "bitch" while BLIN is a less offensive version of it, but it also means "Pancake"
I'm a simple woman
I see Anatoli with Boris, I like.
Fukaari Hyuuga I see your a woman of culture as well ( I’m a man)
AThrowableKnight Да, да XDD
Boris: Anatoli were you get water
Anatoli: 😕
Meanwhile in Russia someone opens a bottle of vodka and says this is water
-OI BLYAD THIS IS NO VODKA THIS IS MOLTEN ICE
☭
Why blyad instead of blyat did i miss something
@@derkommunist3042 how did you put that :0?
@@derkommunist3042 WARUM TUST DU DAS OHH NEIN
4:22
Boris:FACE MY KLASHIKOV BAYONET CYKA!
anatoli:*equips babushka's war rifle
Boris:oy pizdec-
Who's to say babushka didn't serve in the Soviet Army
@Szigony that could be true but only Boris or his babushka know
100% love from the UK!! ❤
"The environment is actually sanitary
enough"
Me: So far so good 👍😎👌
Petition for Boris to be everyone's дедушка
|
V
И ЛЮБЛЮ ЭЖЬУ на???
Сука😒
Any slav, can translate from kyrilicc to alphabet?
@@rokassudavicius5689 its basically babushka but male so diedushka
@@simplegamerm3813 that means grandpa, in that case?
Me: *opens youtube
Also me: *watches the notifications
Me again: *refreshes it
UA-cam: *_Life of Boris just uploaded a video._*
Me: *spits water / _MAMA GET THE VODKA_
No vodka this time.
Me: Oy Blin!
*kompot
*cyka blyat*
Suddenly UA-cam decides to recommend me this video made 3 years ago, never more glad!
Jeebus, I'm not even a Slav but Boris, you and Anatoli are legends. As always, 1000% love from Canada.
*I hereby declare thee as an honorary slav.*
@@MoonchildOfDarknessHoly Chebureki, Thankiyou so much!😮 I hereby accept & take this honour greatly♥️😸
Same as her post, but im in US
Dog98k21k98k Studios western spy blin jkjkjk
Love from Canada!!!
"No,don't use this cap unless you want Chernoble 2 happening in your room"
great,my entire neiborhood had to evacuate because of this,still,it's great!
Anatoli, where did you get this water?
‘Shrugs shoulders’
This is vodka
0:12 i love how you say Cousin😍😍
uhm he is comrade Boris’s cousin
Boris and Anatoli you never dissapoint. Love the video :)
Dragunov with scope:rookie
Dragunov without scope:legends
Me: oh god, I must've gotten too drunk on mead...
???: hey you, you're finally awake.
Me: wait, what?
???: you were trying to cross the border... walked right into that imperial ambush.
Me: o no
GOD DAMNTODD
*Like dat horse theif* (skyrim elder scrolls lol)
???: same as us and that thief over there
I’ve gone through that too much
Quiet down back there!
This video has big “me n the boys” energy
COUSIN ANATOLI IS BACK! MAMA MAKE MORE SOUP FOR COUSIN ANATOLI!
and bring in the cheburek, blyat!
“Two Chernobyl workers creat tsar bomb” (1964, colorised)
@Marko Drašinac it's a joke..
@Marko Drašinac1. rbmk reactors can be switched to creating bombs quickly.
2. The tsar bomb was made in the 60s
3. They didn't have colored cameras in the 60s.
4. It's a joke Blyat.
@Marko Drašinac joke
@Marko Drašinac 1. It's a joke
2. *It's a joke*
3. *_IT'S A JOKE_*
@Marko Drašinac r/wooosh blyat
Boris makes a video with anatoli
*SUICIDE RATE DROPS TO 0*
I can't wait to see what Boris does. I've been making mead for over 10 years and every person I've met has their own fantastic way of doing it.
So what do you think?
"soviet soldier making mead"
-circa 1944
*colourised*
**-cyka 1944
OPAA! finally comrade Anatoli, we have missed you
Hahahaha all the anatoli jokes are halarios especially the "this is vodka" slaps helmet
I actually made my first gallon of mead based off of this and it was absolutely delicious. 50 gallons of mead brewed later, I still say this a great video to start. Cheers!
I’m currently doing this right now, using the same ratios and some wine yeast (only one I can get my hands on).
Just racked the mead and drank the leftover. The flavor is weak, tastes more like soda water than alcohol but I feel tipsy so it must be working. We’ll see how it turns out next week, and then around the new year
It's cool to see how Slavs make this awesome drink! In Finland we use water, brown and white sugar, lemon and yeast.
And a tiny bit of beer for taste, or at least I do that. Also, SUOMI PERKELE, TORILLA TAVATAAN!
@@JUMALATION1 I always preferred the low-alcohol version, so I've never done that, but I bet it's good!
JA KYLLÄ SUOMI PERKELE
Me: *not 21*
Boris: *uploads video how to to make mead*
Me: *watches video*
Dad: why is the kgb here?
It's kgb you western capitalist spy
@@Bruh-to1hy it was a typo I swear!
@@P4551V3 and then you get gulaged
@@HyperzonMusicalies for a damn typo?
@@P4551V3 You go to super gulag now because of that attitude.
"2 Soviet Soldiers making Mead out of their rations in a partially destroyed apartment during the battle of kiev"
-circa 1943 (?)
duckmanisnothere chicken Kiev 🍗
True family reunion at it's finest
FINALLY Anatoli is back!
Edit: where'd Anatoli get the helmet I need one of those
Yup I'd like to have the helmet as well blin
@@panteleimonponomarenko148 IT IS PANTALRIEMEMENEM PONOMAHRJSJOO I loved your vid with issorow oh yeah yeah
William Clarke you can usually get them at costume stores.
it's from fan
Probably surplus. Just look for Soviet helmets
0:13 first time heard the voice of Anatoli. You should make a video on Life of Anatoli!
Anatoli does talk, it's the video where they name potato salad
@@Lo-tf6qt Artyom also doesn't talk but still got a special video??
A man walks in with a mask and a gun.
Boris: COUSIN!!!
Anatoli: OPAAA
Holy shit: Thanks for the likes
Only in Russia
Welcome to motherrussia
Every Russian Family Ever
Grandma: *Walks In With An AK*
Me: Babushka!
Grandma: Alexsandr!
OPPAAA
Anatoli never made a noise so that was lovely
4:32
:000
Anatoli is squating
W R O N G
He’s a spy
THE REAL ANATOLI IS KIDNAPPED
No he good half wat sqaut doesnt count as sqaut hes kneeling just no knees
Ita the angle duhhhh
@@darthvader8641 aah you se hes is DOUBLE spy.
Russian spy that act like western spy
Boris: wait wait hold on... Anatoli where you get this water from?
Anatoli: shrugs
Boris: Anatoli... this is vodka
Anatoli: *facepalm intensifies*
next news headline: Kids caught making alcohol.
*approved by Professional Gopnik*
my school in a nutshell
I tried it when I was kid,not too hard
Like we do in jail but without the honey. That's is expensive behind bars.
The beauty of Metric System 1 Liter of H2O = 1 Kilogram
Only at STP.
Not exact, but close enough approximation to be used in home cooking for sure.
boris’s background music is more hype than my life will ever be
boris you’ve done it again with the good videos, great job man! keep doing what you do, it really is something special!
EEY! Anatoli is back! We need to see your cousin in your videos more often, Boris.
Also, when you gonna visit teleportation juice factory again? I want to see if they’ll have a special Boris flavor with pickle juice and caviar.
My slavness grow bigger in every BORIS video
Are you squating for more than 4 hours a day? See your local doctor to see if slav levels are rising to be safe.
I tried it , it is nice thanks for sharing the recipie
The ultimate goal of all Humanity appears to be: "What is the best liquid I can make that gets me utterly wasted?"
moonshine, case closed.
ProjectFlashlight612 you say this like it's bad thing
Alcohol, cause and solution to all of life's problems.
When the aliens come, earth will be known either as galactic party central or 'that insane deathworld where they voluntarily drink neurotoxins for fun.'
This is correct
>Boris calls Anatoli
>anatoli comes in from what looks like the bedroom
*uuh.. Got something to tell us Boris?*
teleporting tea
must be it
Anatoli was sleeping after a crazy party with vodka and cheburek??
Yes... he needs to tell us about the Tatratea that Anatoli drinks to get into Boris’ house.
No he keep him in bathroom to protect it from sergi
since anatoli comes out with a dragunov well you know what happen in the bedroom ;))))
My two favorite Gopniks brewing one of my most beloved liquors. Blyatiful
I remember when grandparents made wine like this. Can almost still hear the airlock bubbling... Good times 👍😁
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead." - Skyrim guards
"no lollygaggingd" - Skyrim guards
Use a fish tank heater to keep the fermentation at a stable temp. Then use a pressure cooker and a copper tube to distill rum! Make sure you throw away the first ~100ml and it's good to go.
You will be very drunk Boris!
Honey is extremely expensive. Thus mead is not meant to be distilled
@@dinospapa7413 true. Sugar is best bet
in moonshine speak, we take out the "4 shot"
@@dinospapa7413 It's 500 RUR per kilo of mead, which is 10 liter of beverage
@@Itoyokofan i typically use 1,5 kg for dry mead and 2kg for semi sweet per 4,5 liters. But then again the yeast i use is stronger and typically ferments to 15-18% v/v. In Greece it typically costs 7 euros per kilo, so distilling it would make it much more expensive...
I watched this 5 years ago when it released, and today my first batch of mead is foaming up quite well in the carboy. Taste test was excellent, and I'm looking forward to bottling.
How some people dislike art like this?
Me:"I'm not in the mood for cooking videos today."
Boris and Anatoli:"Mead"
Me:"Shit Comrades, that's all you had to say"
Thank you I as a 14 year old now have beer made from home
Making mead is one of my quarantine projects
I keep bees, and can confirm this is the exact method I use.
My Super Secret Mix also includes throwing a cinnamon stick in there while it's fermenting.
Anatoli: **brings lit match close to jar**
Boris: _hOAEUGH-_
2:15
"Urrahhh~"
I love boris cooking style it make me feel cheeki to breeki
I see anatoli returned. but....
WHERE IS KAKADU???
"Step one: summoning gopniks"
*died of laughter*
This version is so Slav that my secret western tablet cannot handle it.
Peepsil GamePlayer ok, estonian finnic for life
Im someone regular, i see boris and anatoli, i like, i watch, i smile
Boris: **Drinks water**
Boris: Anatoli.. this is vodka.
Anatoli: **Slaps**
I value my Britishness. But I'm afraid after watching so much Life of Boris, I have become a true Slav.
You cannot become a slav. You have to be born a slav
@@childrenofthesun471 No, it is life style choice, if you do it correctly :)
There are planty Slavs, who are afraid of their Slavic roots
@@Martina-Kosicanka no... You are born a slav and that's it. It's like I would say that Germans are Asian... it doesn't make sense, so either you are a slav wanna be or an idiot
@@childrenofthesun471 The emoji wasn't clear enough hint, that I am not completely serious?
@@childrenofthesun471 I'm still 25% Slav, I know sometimes I forget a potato to serve but it's okay, still fine. It's like the shaggy meme: even with 25% I'm not using all of my Slav power or else Chernobyl would explode a second time.
ANATOLI WHERE THE BLIN HAVE YOU BEEN!!?!??!!
Its wierd.... i only wathced three videos of this channel.... yet now im ducking loving it
Wait, how does gulag have such good internet service?
Wait, how did he make such a good video?
He uses a SlavChernobyl2747 camera
Tyrone Freezy Yes, good comrade.