I Became the MOST POWERFUL AFRICAN QUEEN In Crusader Kings 3

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Рік тому +171

    *A-Z IN CK3 IS BACK!*
    I have NOT forgotten about this wonderfully crazy idea, and I aim to finish it by the end of the year! And today, we are picking it up at *D*, with the wonDerful Daurama Dura!
    Now I only have to worry about Paradox adding MORE starting characters to the list 😭

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Рік тому +1

      Thankfully a ruler named Richard is not a recommended character choice

    • @rtech4171
      @rtech4171 Рік тому +6

      Is this pre DLC? There's no activities button on your sidebar

    • @meatloafisgood2374
      @meatloafisgood2374 Рік тому +4

      @@rtech4171he also didn’t get to choose a path for his pilgrimage

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому +2

      @@rtech4171 yeah you can see at the start that the dlc isn't there

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 Рік тому +1

      Letter H is going to be hell for your Norse addiction.

  • @mortache
    @mortache Рік тому +433

    Koifish didn't just divorce his husband, but took his lands too. Divorce settlements in CK3 is wild

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Рік тому +9

      Ex-husband: Power move against wife
      Koifish: Checkmate

    • @anareel4562
      @anareel4562 7 місяців тому +3

      Tbf it's not that far off from how divorce court works in North America 😂😂

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 4 місяці тому

      ​@@anareel4562 groaaaaan

    • @baronvonbunghole5999
      @baronvonbunghole5999 2 місяці тому +2

      Ikr, I played as a queen for the first time recently. When I found out my husband cheated on me, I had a 1-on-1 duel with him where I clobbered his face in. Then I went to war with him, arrested him, revoked all of his land, and banished him from Ireland.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 місяці тому

      @@baronvonbunghole5999 nice

  • @dianabialaskahansen2972
    @dianabialaskahansen2972 Рік тому +268

    And here I was expecting it to be Hæsteinn who'd wear a wig and go conquer Africa!

  • @cxmfarzz1956
    @cxmfarzz1956 Рік тому +149

    Am actually hausa .. from nigeria .. daura is not far from my own settlement.. 🎉🎉🎉. Am happy koifish 😂😂. This made me happy . My tribe conquered the whole of africa 🎉🎉

    • @cxmfarzz1956
      @cxmfarzz1956 Рік тому +25

      Oh . N d king of kano married daurama cus he killed a snake that controlled the towns water in daura 😂😂

    • @AustineTheStampede
      @AustineTheStampede Рік тому +19

      I'm Igbo, and this video convinced me to try out the game

  • @Prince_Phaedru
    @Prince_Phaedru Рік тому +83

    Love how he got a guy who works out, rather than a naturally strong, herculean character and hopes it genetically passes down. Clearly the genius didn't tell Koifish anything about genetics.

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Рік тому +148

    So you played starting as a count on 867, got a bunch of concubines, and quickly blobbed out to an empire… this almost feels like you’re still playing as Haesteinn 😂

  • @dominicadrean2160
    @dominicadrean2160 Рік тому +115

    I think koifish would never play Crusader Kings 3 again if they got rid of Hastings😂

  • @Bigdohxp
    @Bigdohxp Рік тому +40

    And here we witness a man trying his damndest to break his addiction. It aint easy, but it is important. So let's all celebrate this moment, and remember that he could have put Haestinn in Africa...again.

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +19

    20:46 dont be so surprised, the husband always has to cross borders, hope that Daurama is present, willing, not already pregnant or busy with her bro-cubines, of course he has less chance to knock her up

  • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
    @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Рік тому +91

    Miss Koifish is the strongest of the Kois?

    • @F.F.I_40-45
      @F.F.I_40-45 Рік тому

      No

    • @Axxikon
      @Axxikon Рік тому +3

      I think the answer is no, but for legal reasons, yes.

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood Рік тому +6

    Hence why Mother of Us All is actually not too bad of an achievement, just a tad tedious.

  • @Glorfindeld2
    @Glorfindeld2 Рік тому +6

    It's crazy how much the game has changed since it came out. On launch Daurama had roughly 300 levies and no MAA. Here she starts with almost 1500 men.

  • @victor382
    @victor382 Рік тому +11

    Hahaha, one of my favorite starts. What I usually do is try to get my heir to be my husband’s culture initially, they have the strongest heavy infantry in the game called Mubarizun, and they are truly OP, I usually buy the men-at-arms and then switch back to original culture, but it’s not necessary. My next “to do” is get to feudal asap, tribal is kind of sucky. Next I do somewhat what you do. I reform the faith and make it really OP. Becoming a witch and strengthening the bloodline is also a plus, the ultimate end is uniting Africa. I played tall and ended up making over 800 gold a month and by the end had over 1M. It was crazy. I was shocked their were not that many people starting as Daurama. You’re actually the 1st one I’ve seen.

    • @simont.4633
      @simont.4633 Рік тому +6

      *conquers an entire continent*
      "played tall"

    • @victor382
      @victor382 Рік тому +2

      @@simont.4633 both are not mutually exclusive. hehe

  • @lagggoat7170
    @lagggoat7170 Рік тому +34

    YES!
    Daurama Daura is my favourite character (together with Haesteinn), currently I´m doing a Haesteinn in Africa run, trying to marry as many Dauras as possible to create a blended Dynasty of hausa-norse culture and bori faith.

  • @elijahrlopez
    @elijahrlopez Рік тому +9

    "I guess her hips do lie" 🤣🤣

  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck Рік тому +8

    I wish uniting Africa came with bigger bonus than what it is.

  • @TheDirtyShaman
    @TheDirtyShaman Рік тому +9

    You can filter for rulers of different faith within your realm in the character finder (Default hotkey "C")

  • @Halal_Lettuce
    @Halal_Lettuce Рік тому +45

    I was hoping to see a continuation of Hæsteinn’s Scandinafrica. But this was interesting too. We don’t see much matriarchal societies in history.

  • @trentking1978
    @trentking1978 Рік тому +9

    Thank you for doing this Video. I have been wanting to see people do this challenge with the DLCs added.

    • @KonaFanatiker
      @KonaFanatiker Рік тому +3

      Doesn'T look to me like he has the DLC's active though. Even seems like an older game version without any of the travel mechanics.

    • @eteor8503
      @eteor8503 Рік тому

      1.8.1 patch

  • @foodtsielo
    @foodtsielo 5 місяців тому +1

    the gwent music in the background xD legend

  • @thegreenweenie725
    @thegreenweenie725 9 місяців тому +1

    So basically, Bayajidda of Kano was a legendary figure in the history and folklore of the Hausa people of Nigeria. According to the legend, Bayajidda was a prince from Baghdad who journeyed to West Africa in search of a bride. During his travels, he arrived in the city of Daura, where he encountered a giant snake known as Sarki. Bayajidda bravely fought and killed the snake, earning him the title "the slayer of Sarki." Or in CK3 “snake”
    As a result of his victory, Bayajidda married the princess of Daura and established the Hausa dynasty in Kano, which became one of the most powerful and influential kingdoms in the region. The legend of Bayajidda is an important part of the Hausa cultural heritage and symbolizes bravery, heroism, and the foundation of the Kano kingdom.
    I thought someone in the comment sectioned mentioned they were Hausa or from that region, so if I’m wrong please correct me.

  • @XYNTEN
    @XYNTEN Рік тому +10

    Koifish mistaking strong for herculean smh 😅

  • @braffl
    @braffl Рік тому +3

    45:17 he said it, he said the line

  • @ForlorenOlli
    @ForlorenOlli Рік тому +1

    Koifish got me with the "borger" in the first damn second of the video... This damn fish got me in giggles before it even started

  • @revontheus17
    @revontheus17 Рік тому +5

    finally koifish remember this series

  • @xxxm981
    @xxxm981 Рік тому +2

    A yes, a swede teaching his kid arabic.... i love current year (yes he probably meant ingame)

  • @G26_10
    @G26_10 Рік тому

    My man saw the comment saying he forgot about the a-z series and decided to bring it back

  • @adrix_wastaken2196
    @adrix_wastaken2196 Рік тому +1

    Im so proud of koifish for beating the urge of his hæestinng addiction and i hope this Will countinue so he can finally beat the addiction🙏🙏🙏

  • @SinnerSoviet
    @SinnerSoviet Рік тому +1

    i was waiting for this one finally

  • @danclark2914
    @danclark2914 Рік тому +2

    I mourn the day koifish discovered the word "based"...

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 Рік тому +1

    Bro recorded this before tours and tournaments was even out 💀

  • @MrArchoir
    @MrArchoir Рік тому +2

    Let's ignore the collapsed byzantine empire at the end

  • @radraptor1458
    @radraptor1458 Рік тому

    The Gambler reference at 16:14 gave me whiplash

  • @gladiatorgreyman1285
    @gladiatorgreyman1285 Рік тому

    My first game as ibn marwan i avenged the battle of tours in 20 years.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +1

    He's finally brought it back. Good.

  • @adamcurrence5618
    @adamcurrence5618 Рік тому +1

    I hope E ends up being Erik the Heathen. It’s a tough start.

  • @Leo_n1k
    @Leo_n1k Рік тому +2

    I would love to see you playing Genghis Khan and creating glory mongol empire.

  • @Malcomblade
    @Malcomblade 17 днів тому

    If I was Koifish´s editor, I´d die from the footage cuz I laughed to hard

  • @Xotchkass
    @Xotchkass Рік тому +3

    > all the current CK3 DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia
    I feel like something is missing

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

    *Wakanda is real if we just create it ourselves* 🗿

  • @climatereview
    @climatereview 8 місяців тому

    Netflix can fianlly make a historically accurate African Queens show

  • @realstrixy1229
    @realstrixy1229 Рік тому +1

    You actually did it. Good job.

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 Рік тому +2

    try to reunite Tibet with Dalai Lama Hæsteinn

  • @shodan2002
    @shodan2002 Рік тому +1

    I tried it like 4 times and failed getting this achievement

  • @Alman117
    @Alman117 9 місяців тому

    Daaamn Koifish did a The Gambler reference!

  • @abababababababababa
    @abababababababababa Рік тому

    koifish’s dialog with the game makes me laugh

  • @ghastly7524
    @ghastly7524 Рік тому

    That screams for a new Disney Movie.
    And will Koifish act as Haesteinn?

  • @DaBigWilliG1995
    @DaBigWilliG1995 Рік тому

    It’s good to see koifish back of his addiction

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi Рік тому

    Abd al-Rahman ibn Marwan playthrough when, Koifish?

  • @aleksandarmanojlovic4988
    @aleksandarmanojlovic4988 Рік тому +1

    When did you record this video, the game is still before tours and tournaments

  • @itscompliicat3d
    @itscompliicat3d 25 днів тому

    22:19 WAIT YOU CAN CLICK ON THE PERKS….. i was wondering why mines didnt show up but others did. I thought it was a bug🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ i got over 200hr of this game on PS5 btw😂

  • @Thebashefulorange
    @Thebashefulorange Рік тому

    I was thinking haesting was going to make an appearance

  • @dieidiotten
    @dieidiotten Рік тому +2

    Why is the video pre Tours and Tournaments

  • @tvullings
    @tvullings Рік тому

    The reason why durama is the only non European suggested character is because paradox didnt want to blow their load too soon. They have a decade of dlc to sell us after all.

  • @vtte3142
    @vtte3142 Рік тому

    A-Z IS BACK

  • @MrSabachtani
    @MrSabachtani Рік тому

    You (the husband) vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. Man, that stings 😆

  • @johnturner9546
    @johnturner9546 Рік тому

    It's like mind reading. I've been working on this achievement for days with zero progress

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Рік тому

      Then you come to the channel, Koifish is one of the funniest yet best CK3 player.
      You came to the right place to learn how to conquer Africa

  • @MixleCow
    @MixleCow Рік тому

    I don’t think you have done this but a suggestion is taking haesteinn to Mesoamerica with the age of the fifth sun mod

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +1

    Okay but seriously Koifish - did you turn off the cap for babies for one woman? Did Paradox work on it? Because I thought the maximum was 8

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 Рік тому +1

    bro where did you find that greek man

  • @luckyone7778
    @luckyone7778 Рік тому

    Koifish is a Genius CK3 player

  • @williamprice8282
    @williamprice8282 Рік тому

    Blessing the rains down in Africa. Koifish absolutely rocks. Now I have Toto on repeat in my head, thanks. 😂

  • @thetaikonaut8397
    @thetaikonaut8397 Рік тому

    Tell me how the Crusades started before 1095 in this play through?

  • @daniel-w9n9f
    @daniel-w9n9f Рік тому

    Did Koifish roll back his game to play her cause he doesnt have tours and tornaments active or ks thia just a old video?

  • @-landon931
    @-landon931 4 місяці тому

    Nice to see Koifish, a black woman, being empowered!!! #squadgoals

  • @alexmcnulty2172
    @alexmcnulty2172 Рік тому

    I’m disappointed you haven’t done this run as a Haesteinn daughter

  • @zephaniahgreenwell8151
    @zephaniahgreenwell8151 Рік тому

    From before they nerfed petitioning the spirits.

  • @Otterly_luna
    @Otterly_luna Рік тому

    You're not playing with T&T Koi?

  • @mariokuppers5686
    @mariokuppers5686 Рік тому +1

    But the Title is Missleading Koifish. It´s not Miss Koifish or Haesteinns Daughter so she can´t be the most Powerfull African Queen

  • @katanah3195
    @katanah3195 Рік тому

    I loved you torturing the guy who killed your kid. Really getting into character as a mama bear, very nice.

  • @FLORBOGLORBO
    @FLORBOGLORBO Рік тому

    Very good video my african friend

  • @yeetustothefeetus2852
    @yeetustothefeetus2852 Рік тому

    i wonder how a koifish taco tastes.

  • @arpuarpuarpu
    @arpuarpuarpu Рік тому

    1 hour koifish AMBATUKAMMM

  • @thetaikonaut8397
    @thetaikonaut8397 Рік тому

    Strong Trait is not congenital… or am I missing something.

  • @yernat.ali1453
    @yernat.ali1453 Рік тому

    why old version though?

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke Рік тому

    Best wishes

  • @Nolan65775
    @Nolan65775 Рік тому +4

    Here's an idea for a challenge.
    Make a character from scratch and set them somewhere in Europe to be a Messalianism Christian and try to overtake the Catholic faith. Messalianism is one of the more unique Christian variants in the game because its main tenets are Carnal Exaltation (Meaning that Lustful a virtue and Chaste a sin, and 25% boost to fertility), Divine Marriage (Literally meaning incest=wincest, close family marriages give you vessel opinion and piety) and Esotericism (The most normal one, making it so the 'mystic' traits are virtues and can get upgraded via pilgrimages). Most of their doctrines are reversed from the main ones too. IE: Witchcraft, Same-Sex relations, Adultery (both types), and Deviancy being accepted and only close-kin slaying being punishable.
    I have literally never seen a playthrough of this not get torn apart because any family that follows this faith that I am not directly controlling ends up having scales and health issues within two generations because they just won't stop banging each other. And the fact that most of the holy sites are in the Middle East, it makes a BIIIIIIITCH to get the bonuses if you start in Europe and if you do take a character that's closer to those areas while being this faith, you REALLY don't last long with all the powerful Muslim characters around you.

    • @gabrielciabotti8001
      @gabrielciabotti8001 Рік тому

      I just did a count to king in the Abbasid Empire. It's hard, but not that difficult. ( it was supposed to be "from count to emperor", but problems related to inbreeding made me quit. I will try again after the Persian DLC releases).
      I Created a Messalinian Syriac ruler in 867 in a county located in a dejure territory of the kingdom of Mesopotamia (Messalianism was born in mesopotamia) really close to the capital, there are no rulers of that culture, so you automatically become the cultural head (the starting character of that county is from a diferent culture/religion). Your liege (the Abbasid emperor himself) hold's most of the territory around you, but he stars over his domain limit and will give some counties away. You will be surounded by very weak neighbors. The emperor's culture lacks the innovation that allows raising the crown's authority to level 2, so he cannot revoke youre titles, but he can still arrest, torture or execute you.
      The Key is to start wiht an intrige education focus, and preferably 18 +, so you have at least one perk to choose from the statr. Take the perk that allows you to fabricate hooks and start the scheme agains youre liege immediately so you can change your feudal contract asap and get the "Jhiza status" and he won't be able to demand youre conversion anymore. Afte you secure the duchy title things get more chill. I don't remember the name of the county or the duchy, but all the counties of the Syriac culture are located in this duchy, it's easy to find.
      PS: Messalianism is an already organized faith, you cannot reform it. If you want to change anything, you need to create a new Christian faith, and for that you don't need holly sites, just piety.

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 Рік тому

      @@gabrielciabotti8001 Oh right, I forgot about that. I guess that's my bad for playing with a lot of pagan faiths. But IDK, usually when I play as a certain faith surrounding by a different one. I tend to get either invaded, or demanded that I change my faith or just out right get my titles revoked eventually.

  • @justinmalangoni
    @justinmalangoni Рік тому

    Koifish "all starting date characters are around continental Europe except one"
    Me "Norse culture overpowered"
    Conclusion "Paradox has zero objectivity and a strong bias"

  • @caniblmolstr452
    @caniblmolstr452 Рік тому

    I did this with Haestinn

  • @tallballa44
    @tallballa44 11 місяців тому

    The Toto reference alone is worth a like haha ❤

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Рік тому

    High Chieftan Vegeta?

  • @liamimbriolo6066
    @liamimbriolo6066 Рік тому +1

    yas queen slay!

  • @rupers5988
    @rupers5988 Рік тому

    You should try total war rome 2

  • @Rvlion79
    @Rvlion79 Рік тому

    Lets GO!!!

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Рік тому

    Part 2?

  • @cantalope6980
    @cantalope6980 Рік тому

    i didn’t know haesting turned africa!?

  • @Emilia333g
    @Emilia333g Рік тому +1

    based

  • @solomon1767
    @solomon1767 Рік тому

    change the m in mega-africa to n

  • @calvinmenichella9552
    @calvinmenichella9552 Рік тому

    REVERSE HAESTEEEEIN!!!

  • @Crisopeia
    @Crisopeia Рік тому +5

    slay queen

  • @leneklenkowsky1012
    @leneklenkowsky1012 Рік тому +1

    Burgir

  • @bobmarlej9106
    @bobmarlej9106 Рік тому

    im quite disappointed that the 'african queen' isn't hastein

  • @karlfreiha4745
    @karlfreiha4745 Рік тому

    avengers of side pieces had me rolling on the floor

  • @DBWarren23
    @DBWarren23 Рік тому

    Sheeeeeesh

  • @roninwbijtube
    @roninwbijtube 11 місяців тому

    I still can't believe y'all so quick to assume Haesteinns gender in the comments 😢

  • @oddish2253
    @oddish2253 Рік тому

    Should have formed Wakanda

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Рік тому

    africa fish

  • @dull4498
    @dull4498 Рік тому

    Sheesh

  • @qhu3878
    @qhu3878 Рік тому

    sup

  • @sebastianbaran5856
    @sebastianbaran5856 Рік тому

    You infidel! Using stronghold crusader music here is blasphemy, not to mention it was arabic music. watch your back knight, watch your back 😂