I turned the HRE into the MOST POWERFUL VIKING EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3

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  • @oppenz3723
    @oppenz3723 Рік тому +318

    Not even death can stop Haestinn to appear on Koifish playthrough

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +417

    Vikingboo is valid but you Koifish are full blown Haesteinboo

  • @BlazingFlame69
    @BlazingFlame69 Рік тому +201

    Imagine you wanted to become a cool viking but the Pope said "Nah Bro becoming cool will cost you 139k Piety"

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 Рік тому +162

    a ruler of a german empire obsessed with ancient nords
    this reminds me of someone but I can't quite put my finger on it

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Рік тому +12

      Whoever he is he is literally me

    • @fairahri4587
      @fairahri4587 Рік тому +24

      ​@@rapecelstarts with an H and ends with an r

    • @Tom-uk3np
      @Tom-uk3np Рік тому +5

      @@rapecelstarts with H and rhymes with Gritler

    • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
      @Jürgen_von_Schumacher Рік тому +13

      I don't think Hitler was obsessed with ancient Nords. He was obsessed with our old religion which is directly connected to the Norse gods. We just have different names for them.

    • @choboibigly6565
      @choboibigly6565 Рік тому +5

      @@Jürgen_von_Schumacher Something about ancient Nords being closest to the image of God (or the gods?) because they were white, pale haired, and blue eyed.

  • @gurrtug9213
    @gurrtug9213 Рік тому +57

    haestein is influencing the world even after his death he realy is the most legendary viking of all time

  • @NerdySodaLP
    @NerdySodaLP Рік тому +55

    (15:52) “This is Prince Ragnarr, and I will raise him as if he was my own, which he is, I hope!”
    I can't, this is just too funny and so true for that time. Koifish is my absolute favourite CK3 UA-camr. 😆

  • @RobertOSheaGameDev
    @RobertOSheaGameDev Рік тому +52

    Every time you consecrate the bloodline, I join in with saying "HE'S A SAINT!?!?!"

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi Рік тому +62

    Doesn’t Freya travel in a chariot pulled by cats? IT’S A SIGN!

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger Рік тому +3

      Not my cats, they wouldn't do squat.

    • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
      @Jürgen_von_Schumacher Рік тому +1

      Yup. It's a whole thing with that lady 😂😂😂

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger Рік тому +1

      @@Jürgen_von_Schumacher so, she takes crazy cat lady to a whole nother level

    • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
      @Jürgen_von_Schumacher Рік тому +1

      @@DemonKingBadger yes! So much so that it actually inspired fishermen and Vikings from the 800s and before with Pagan Saxons to actually bring a cat with them while sailing, since it brought good luck and fair winds 🤣🤣🤣 I can only think how terrified and insane those cats must have been when they went sailing through a storm 😂

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger Рік тому

      @@Jürgen_von_Schumacher depends on the cat maybe. One of my late cats was kind of ehh when hearing thunder (when inside anyway). Though, those old boats might not be helpful.
      Note: when outside, well nothing sadder and funnier than a wet cat meowing at the door.

  • @Gajus_Julius
    @Gajus_Julius Рік тому +18

    your videos shows really well how vikings are one of the few people to be flashed out in ck3.

  • @nicuiliescu2915
    @nicuiliescu2915 Рік тому +34

    LETS GOOO ( KOIFISH SCREAM OF BATTLE)

  • @SeymourZClevarge
    @SeymourZClevarge Рік тому +5

    32:12 YESSSSS. IT'S BEEN A FREAKING WHILE, KOIFISH

  • @_alexdez8053
    @_alexdez8053 Рік тому +16

    It's pretty fun to play heinrich just after your last video's run

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising Рік тому +16

    'Reads Title'
    Of course you did Koifish, who is actually surprised?
    At this point, I just waiting for Haestein to Isekai to Middle Earth, look at Sauron and go "Challenge Accepted.".
    Complete with Elven and Uruk Concubines because It wouldn't be Haestein if he didn't.

  • @SoulWeasel69
    @SoulWeasel69 Рік тому +17

    I know you're swedish but you should conquer scandinavia as Finland

  • @reduxdude8639
    @reduxdude8639 Рік тому +20

    Germanic paganism is coming home!

  • @vovasyhin7219
    @vovasyhin7219 Рік тому +3

    Its almost impossible to achieve a rank 4 in your pilgrimage, not unless you save scum or go on a massively long pilgrimage with a custom route!

  • @TheValiantBob
    @TheValiantBob Рік тому +3

    It's like watching The Santa Clause, but instead of being possessed by the spirit of Santa, he's being possessed by and turned into Haesteinn

  • @Glorfindeld2
    @Glorfindeld2 Рік тому +3

    I'd love to see you try the A.E.I.O.U Hapsburg achievement, but with as little murder as possible. You can do it purely through piety and complete it within 30 years.

  • @AcMrPro
    @AcMrPro Рік тому +4

    You should have rerouted your pilgrimage, you can pass through multiple holy sites in a single pilgrimage and you can get loads of lifestyle experience by passing through certain cities and capitals

    • @gijskramer1702
      @gijskramer1702 9 місяців тому +2

      And walking gives more events so you get the bar higher for a better pilgrimage

  • @KingCrofty
    @KingCrofty Рік тому +3

    A country: Exists
    Koifish: "VIKING??"

  • @robkrol2137
    @robkrol2137 Рік тому +2

    Damn, I need a motivational speech from Ghost Haesteinn. . .

  • @armoniapush8281
    @armoniapush8281 8 місяців тому

    Bro the narrative that is thrown out before you can start playing I love this guy he's so me. 2:00

  • @Ismael_Malikshahi
    @Ismael_Malikshahi 9 місяців тому +1

    "the dead god could not portect them after all"
    Savage 🔥

  • @dewantoandoko9207
    @dewantoandoko9207 Рік тому +2

    The Holy Viking Empire!!!

  • @MichaelLarson-uu6bc
    @MichaelLarson-uu6bc Рік тому +2

    Still waiting for the next Haesteinn dynasty video

  • @goatops9872
    @goatops9872 Рік тому +2

    Amazing video as usual Count Koifish

  • @more17
    @more17 Рік тому +1

    I'm less than two minutes in and I am already loving how cursed and amazing this is. 😃

  • @neoasdrubaul
    @neoasdrubaul Рік тому +1

    Awesome play through!

  • @laravermillion3875
    @laravermillion3875 7 місяців тому

    This is my favourite video so far! Love the way you believably lost it over Ragnarr the First :D

  • @luckyone7778
    @luckyone7778 Рік тому +4

    Koifish is CK3 genius

  • @treyjoy
    @treyjoy Рік тому +1

    This is quality CK3 content

  • @OppressionGaming
    @OppressionGaming Рік тому +4

    Amazing intro I love it please churn out more content Koifish

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 Рік тому +2

    Koifish are you going to do the Haesteinn dynasty play through again?

  • @easy_playerkp2690
    @easy_playerkp2690 Рік тому +1

    1:55 "Kaiser Wilhelm", not sure about that...

  • @Cheap_Coffee
    @Cheap_Coffee Рік тому +6

    Koifish saying "long-axe" instead of "Dane-axe" because he knows the Danes are superior and it tears him apart

  • @Thanadeez
    @Thanadeez Рік тому +10

    Catholic norse people were usually still considered viking tho, Harald Hardrada was the official last one

    • @martinnolhaf3151
      @martinnolhaf3151 Рік тому +5

      Yeah but lets be real, its Not real Viking when you dont sacrifice your captives in a blōt

    • @Apollo1989V
      @Apollo1989V Рік тому +6

      His death is considered by historians to be the end of the Viking age, but should he be considered a Viking? He wasn’t constantly stealing other people’s stuff. His attempt to seize Denmark and England are based on claims that he inherited as the heir to his half nephew Magnus. As a half brother to Saint Olaf, he had a claim on Norway. Sweyn Forkbeard showed up in England to conquer it, possibly using the murder of his sister as pretext. I could go on with some other examples of what true Vikings did.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +5

    I still find it funny how you convert from one faith to another one by being a devout follower until for some reason you're pious enough to dump your religion in favor of one you've never practiced before.

    • @anvos658
      @anvos658 11 місяців тому

      Yeah that is stupid as hell and makes these ones highly unrealistic, that anybody follows the nutter that went on pilgrimages for one religion, only to convert to an unrelated faith.

  • @MinktheStorykeeper
    @MinktheStorykeeper 8 місяців тому +1

    Man, Haesteinns ghost possessed the Kaiser 🤣

  • @Bern_il_Cinq
    @Bern_il_Cinq Рік тому +1

    This one is fun but I was wondering if you’ve given up on the Haesteinn dynasty series?

  • @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands
    @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands Рік тому

    Great Video !

  • @theSwordoftheAfternoon
    @theSwordoftheAfternoon 4 місяці тому

    Once I worked my way up to king of Denmark but wanted to advance in the south so I Joined the HRE. Only a few years later I was elected emperor and I renamed it to Daeno-Europa for the sigma. It got boring though cos there was nowhere fun to expand.

  • @aidankenny521
    @aidankenny521 10 місяців тому

    Great content!

  • @linux4e
    @linux4e Рік тому +1

    Nah Bro really said Kaiser Wilhelm

  • @teawitched
    @teawitched Рік тому +1

    very cool!

  • @Apollo1989V
    @Apollo1989V Рік тому

    Koifish needs help. He needs an intervention to save him from his Haestein addiction.

  • @mustbegross
    @mustbegross Рік тому

    Better than netflix documentaries

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Рік тому +3

    Why play as Haesteinn when you can BECOME him?

  • @madizo9056
    @madizo9056 Рік тому +4

    Kaiser Wilhelm 🤓

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Рік тому

    Best video ever koifish🙂👍

  • @muxecoid
    @muxecoid Рік тому

    This video inflicted 22 points of sanity damage upon me.

  • @S.Gamedev-zc2wp
    @S.Gamedev-zc2wp 9 місяців тому

    The empire became truly holy and truly Roman

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Рік тому +1

    Can you continue this video and conquer more land?

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Рік тому

    fine episode

  • @Jota29
    @Jota29 Рік тому +2

    Hellenic challenge?

  • @catalinbostan3542
    @catalinbostan3542 3 місяці тому

    *Another daughter! Please don't kill this one,too!*
    Haha,bro was all risen up and ready to throw hands until his daughter was at stake!

  • @lieutenantlael8309
    @lieutenantlael8309 Рік тому

    i'm gonna play the Holy roman Empire, 10min later, Haesteinn is back boys

  • @kermit21-2.0
    @kermit21-2.0 Рік тому

    1:01 based koifish ;)

  • @marthagrogan
    @marthagrogan Рік тому

    I was so ready for this video to derail into a murder mystery, justice for Prince Ragnarr and his awful haircut

  • @SirSquier
    @SirSquier Рік тому +2

    Only 28 views, I've never been so early

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 Рік тому

    Should name cat Catatoskr.

  • @holaxd5424
    @holaxd5424 8 місяців тому

    Oh yeah, finally, Hænstein 2

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому +1

    Matilda must be safe

  • @TheWizardGandy
    @TheWizardGandy Рік тому +2

    Force ghost haestinn isnt real he cant hurt you

  • @sabotsscraps
    @sabotsscraps Рік тому

    There are two more ways of reducing conversion cost. Have your wife be if that faith and having a part of the faith you want to convert to be in or near your realm

  • @xancircassian
    @xancircassian 7 місяців тому

    Bruuuuh 😂🎉I love that channel

  • @MegaPamie
    @MegaPamie Рік тому

    HE'S A SAINT

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke Рік тому

    Best wishes

  • @noctusfury6918
    @noctusfury6918 8 місяців тому

    How do you get the CK3 characters to make certain expressions and gestures and scenes and stuff? It's also kinda sad that you can't annex or buy/trade lands between rulers. That'd be much better than having to go to war. It's too tedious. 😫
    Also, maybe I'm being nitpicky, but I think Romano-Norse would've been better. Technically, it would've been Teutonic-Norse.

  • @SenhorMag
    @SenhorMag 9 місяців тому

    Heinrich wanted to be a viking that bad he became wilhelm

  • @Followerofchrist221
    @Followerofchrist221 Рік тому

    Gained lunatic trait in the first five minutes

  • @svenkuba2820
    @svenkuba2820 Рік тому

    Less talking, more raiding!

  • @MageThief
    @MageThief Рік тому

    Kaiser Haestinn, of course, of course 😂

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar Рік тому

    Ragnar II: Holy Roman Boogaloo

  • @fucinoc.3227
    @fucinoc.3227 Рік тому

    Ragnarr 2 electric boogaloo.

  • @Nirob615
    @Nirob615 Рік тому +1

    Speaking of the leveled lifestyle traits, do you or anyone else here know how to level the wise (wo)man trait?

    • @miket0174
      @miket0174 Рік тому

      You’ll get the occasional event option that’s linked to the trait (example: character gets ill on the way to a pilgrimage, having Wise Man gives a unique option). These options normally give a very large amount of trait experience (think 60+).
      It’s annoying but it’s there

  • @CastellanMaben
    @CastellanMaben Рік тому

    What would be cool is if you could convert the pope.

  • @freeasabird30
    @freeasabird30 Рік тому +1

    Don't you mean the last nail in the Funeral longboat? The "last nail in the coffin" is Christian terminology. you know since your guys turning Asatru right?

  • @kanaric
    @kanaric Рік тому

    Used to do this with Charlemagne in CK2 lmao.

  • @ChargeQM
    @ChargeQM 11 місяців тому

    The Holy Woden Empire

  • @AntoniThePiano
    @AntoniThePiano Рік тому +1

    HAESTING WAS IN A MOVIE!!!"Jarl Hastein is a recurring character in Bernard Cornwell's The Saxon Stories novels, as a former ally and then opponent of Uhtred of Bebbanburg. In the television adaptation The Last Kingdom he is played by Norwegian actor Jeppe Beck Laursen.
    The character of Halfdan the Black in Vikings, portrayed by Finnish actor Jasper Pääkkönen, is a composite of Hastein and the historical Halfdan the Black.
    Jarl Hastein is the main protagonist in C.J. Adrien's popular trilogy of novels titled The Saga of Hasting the Avenger, about Hastein's supposed early life (using the French spelling of the name, 'Hasting').
    Jarl Hastein appears in the popular "Crusader Kings" video game series, first appearing in Crusader Kings II The Old Gods DLC "Viking Age" era and again in Crusader Kings III as a highlighted character to play during "The Great Adventurers" start.
    Jarl Hastein also appears in the fictional series The Strongbow Saga written by Judson Roberts." -wikipedia

  • @Nolan65775
    @Nolan65775 Рік тому

    Do robot koi dream of electric Haesteins?

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of I turned the HRE into the MOST POWERFUL VIKING EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3 momentum 100

  • @gunner6233
    @gunner6233 Рік тому

    why does the hre emperor look like dream

  • @five1x559
    @five1x559 8 місяців тому

    20:50 What Armour is that?

  • @donnym3415
    @donnym3415 Рік тому

    This man need therapy for Haestein😂😂

  • @TomcribbLemon
    @TomcribbLemon Рік тому

    EVA❤

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому +1

    Matilda died ??? How ?????

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому

    Protect matilda

  • @hazarush
    @hazarush Рік тому

    For ODIN

  • @wyattzer
    @wyattzer Рік тому +2

    The success of the Roman army was their organization, discipline, rigid training, and their arsenal of weapons and armor. However, there was one weakness to their armor and the shields that they used, known as the Falx Sword.
    The Falx Sword is a one or two-handed weapon with a sickle-like single-edged blade made for very powerful slashing attacks by the ancient Dacians and Thracians. In this article, we will discuss its types, characteristics, history, and how it caused the Romans to change their armor.
    Falx was a Roman or Latin term that means sickle, and in sources, it could sometimes be used to refer to the Falx sword, Sica, Rhomphaia, or any type of instrument resembling a sickle. It was also used to describe the Roman grappling hook that was used to take down buildings. Despite that, the Falx sword has its own unique look and is generally grouped into two types.
    One Handed
    The one-handed Falx sword is smaller than the two-handed and is often confused with the Sica, but they are different weapons. It has a handle that offers a very stable grip and a blade that starts to curve naturally between the middle of the guard and the mid-point.
    Two-Handed
    Falx swords are usually placed in the group of two-handed weapons since it is most commonly used by Dacian warriors holding it with two hands. The two-handed type of Falx has a straight blade and then starts to curve at the midpoint and forms a sickle-like end at the blade’s tip. This type of Falx is usually confused with the Rhomphaia of the Thracians.
    A version of the two-handed Dacian Falx is also made with a very large handle but a shorter blade. These types were heavily used by under-armored rushing Dacian warriors that could pierce and cut through the unprepared Romans with multiple strikes at once.
    Characteristics of the Falx Sword
    The ancient Falx sword’s strongest and most visual characteristic is the scythe or sickle-like element throughout its blade length. It has a very curved blade, and unlike the Japanese Katana, which is sharpened on the outer edge, the Falx is usually razor-sharp on the inner part of the blade.
    Blade
    The blade of the one- or two-handed Falx is curved, has a sickle-like shape, and is made of iron or steel. It doesn’t start to radically curve from one point like the Sica. Instead, it starts somewhere from the midpoint and between the guard. This curve gradually gets stronger as it reaches the blade’s sharp tip, which renders it a slashing and thrusting weapon.
    Some versions of the Falx are much larger and resemble a polearm. These are strictly used as two-handed weapons, and their curve starts in the middle of the blade, allowing it to strike the Roman legionary’s shield.
    Because there are different types of lengths for the Falx, the blade length could also vary but is generally in the range of 15 to 43 inches (40 to 110 cm).
    Guard
    The Falx sword has a very small circular or round guard, and in some cases is without one completely. The Adamclisi Monument, in Romania, commemorating Roman Emperor Trajan’s victory over the Dacians, has a very small guard that sticks out on only one end of the handle.
    These types of guards on the Falx aren’t made for the protection of incoming attacks but for providing a stopping point for the hands during offensive moves.
    Handle
    The Falx sword has a very distinct type of handle. It can be either shorter and used primarily with one hand and a shield or much longer to be strongly grasped with two hands. There are instances of smaller Falx blades with the same length as their handles. The most commonly used material in manufacturing the weapon was wood, horn, and bone.
    The length of the handle of the Falx sword is between 8 and 15 inches (20 to 40 cm). If it is a larger handle, it will feature a two-handed ridge in the middle of it for a better grasp of each hand.
    Weight
    Considering this weapon was feared by the Roman Empire for its ability to cut through their shields and helmets, it is fairly light in weight. The most common weight of the Falx sword is 1.7 to 4.4 lbs (0.8 to 2 kg)
    Length & Size
    The Falx sword is generally seen as a large weapon used to cut through Roman shields and armor, but it could be found in smaller designs. The most common length for the sword is between 20 to 51 inches (50 to 130 cm).
    Uses for the Falx Sword
    The Falx sword is a weapon that is primarily used with two hands to deliver slashing motions. However, the smaller versions allow it to be used with only one arm. But its trademark is the ability to deliver both vertical and horizontal blows, along with its sharp tip that delivers thrusts.
    It is a very light weapon that offers fast strikes but isn’t well known for providing much defense. These attacking motions were used to take down enemy armor and shields, were used in daily agriculture.
    Warfare & Combat
    The best-known use for the Falx Sword was for warfare and combat, but it was especially known for its deadly strikes that could decapitate the enemy with its scythe blade shape.
    Roman soldiers would often be caught off guard by the under-armored and fast Dacian warriors, who would easily defeat them. The shape of the blade would enable it to get caught on the shield, but at the same time, the curved blade’s tip would easily pierce through the soldier hiding behind it.
    The Falx sword was also used for taking out the opponent by delivering blows to the legs.
    Shield & Armor Destroyer
    The many fatalities suffered by the Roman army led to the modification of their own weapons in hopes that they would offer better protection. Another big thing that was very terrifying is that the Falx sword was known to cut through the armor itself. A couple of precise strikes at the same time could easily crack armor in half, leading to the redesign of the Roman scutum shield.
    Daily Activities
    The Falx sword, along with many ancient sickle-like swords, were commonly used as everyday tools. It was used in farming and agriculture, bush clearing, and chopping trees for firewood. Today in Romania, a similar knife called Cosor is used by the nation’s farmers.
    Modern
    Today the Falx Sword is the main weapon used in almost every LARP (live-action roleplaying) event that depicts victorious Dacian Wars. It is a popular ancient sword, much like the Iberian Falcata, and can often be seen in modern media such as movies and video games.
    This ancient sword makes a beautiful decoration piece, but owning a carbon steel Falx can prove very fun to try out on bottles or even wood for its powerful slashing capabilities.
    History of the Falx Sword
    After many excavations in modern Romania and the Carpathian Mountains, archeologists realized how important the role of metallurgy was for the Dacians. These experienced blacksmiths made many deadly weapons and useful farming tools.
    The use of metallurgy allowed for the creation of long scythes, which is therefore considered being a North Thracian (modern northeast Balkans) invention in these regions which with time rose to be the trademark Falx weapon of the Dacians.
    The Falx can be found in the sources of the Dacian wars, as well as coins and imperial monuments like Trajan’s column. The rarity of the various archeological sites can also be explained by the fact that they were substantial war loot or prize taken by Roman soldiers.
    The origin of the Falx sword stems from daily agriculture, presumably in 2nd century Romania and some say it was influenced by the earlier Thracian Sica or Rhomphaia. It was also exported to many regions, such as Celtic, Sarmatian, and German regions.
    It became one of the most successful weapons the Dacians utilized against the Romans because of its ability to shatter armor.
    One reported modification to Roman armor due to an encounter with the falx was the new reinforced heavier Roman lobster tail helmet, with its cheek protection pads. The armor used to protect the arms was also added and used by gladiators to protect their hands. The scutum shield became more curved with metal edges, aiding soldiers in the Conquest of Dacia.
    Conclusion
    One of the most recognizable objects from antiquity is the renowned Falx sword, created by the brave Dacian warriors. As a strong weapon that temporarily weakened and crushed through the armor of Roman legionaries, owning one now should be on the wish list of any sword enthusiast.

  • @theduckcompany
    @theduckcompany 11 місяців тому

    Shieldmaidenless?

  • @PoetofHateSpeech
    @PoetofHateSpeech Рік тому

    Viking 2 boogaloo

  • @geraltkummel9154
    @geraltkummel9154 Рік тому +1

    I recommend following the most important Pagan tradition: converting to Christianity.

  • @The411876543
    @The411876543 11 місяців тому

    WHAT mod do you have to make female character look like that ?

  • @Whatisfetch
    @Whatisfetch Рік тому

    A like and a comment

  • @Azegzaw1
    @Azegzaw1 Рік тому +2

    based

  • @eriker557
    @eriker557 Рік тому

    👍

  • @gusteau8433
    @gusteau8433 10 місяців тому

    Christards malding in the comments 🤙

  • @pietervandenakker8767
    @pietervandenakker8767 Рік тому +2

    FIRST🎉

  • @AidanMouton
    @AidanMouton Рік тому +1

    Make haestinn marry pope