Russell Howard on The Royal Family | The Russell Howard Channel
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2020
- From The Russell Howard Hour, here are all the times the Royal Family have made the news and everything Russell's had to say about it.
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And this is why, Russell, you are never getting a knighthood.
The funny thing is that if he met her he'd be on his best behaviour and wouldn't say a word 😅
@@LuScDays I don't know, though. Her Majesty is very sharp. Imagine if she asked him about the meerkats (and going all that way for that one joke?) I'm not sure what happens next.
Anyway, he wouldn't get the Queen, he'd probably get Andrew and it would be a sinn not to speak up then!
Queen's awards have lost value. She gives awards out to failures, criminals. Why?
True
@@geraldfinn436 when has Andrew ever given knighthoods?
I really want to believe that Russell’s version of the queen is how she actually is that would be the best thing
She is
I tell people I like liz & Phil... But in my head they are really only Russell's version.
just Ego same, he needs to do actual liz & Phil special where it’s just a one man comedy show about the royals
That is how she actually Is 😂
She is like that though 😂😂
When ur 100 u get a letter from the Queen and when ur 16 you get a text from prince Andrew. 😂
Yasmin Lyon That is really funny, thanks. ❤️
😂😂😂😂😂
It says
"You're safe now, you saucy little bastard"
He asks you how you feel bout pizza express.
🤣🤣🤣
I'd like to see a comedy show about the royal family where everybody is played by russell.
who wouldn't
this needs to happen
Someone needs to animate these😂😂
You are a genius x
Lol
Thanks to Russel, I literally cannot imagine the queen as anything other than the depiction he puts on.
You and me both
Russel Howard, the Queen's anger translator.
The queen comes to town :👵👋👑
Everybody else: 😥🤯😱
Yelling PHILLIP EAT THE DRUGS!
Same lol
Just imagine Russell taking off his face and being the queen
Mwahahahaha! It was one all along!
Nicholas Cage peers around the corner like "I'd like to take his off **gestures** off"
I just came from this SpongeBob Skin Theory video and now I’m scared
@@burgarrit195 You sound like you're 12 years old - Epstein's ghost and Prince Andrew woud like to know your location 🤣
His old MTW line
"it's time you learned the truth Earthlings!"
When I heard Philip died today at age 99 I immediately came back here to enjoy Russell’s Philip impressions since there won’t be anymore.
SO what you're saying is the Queen outlived some one yet again? That woman is immortal I swear...
Same
No post card for his 100th birthday
bruh he was two months to the day off turning 100
Tbh the only good things about turning 100 is that you get to brag and you get a telegram from the queen so prince philip would only get one of the benefits because he had the second one since 1939.
"Imagine going to a strip club, pulling out some money, and seeing your nan"
I’m not sure that’s better that going to a strip club and pulling out a picture of some old men with a wig obsession, just saying
@@evepayler1461 Least were not related to them.
@@evepayler1461 it's better because we don't know them personally, almost all of them have been dead for over 200 years.
Russell makes everyone's quarantine better
We aren’t in quarantine m8
@@UYUYauu here in England we are
Paddy Ford and America should be
Nalid hardstyle no hardly
Lachlan Chester America should but it isn’t really
News: Prince Philip has been in a car accident
Royal Family: *Failed assassination attempt*
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
I mean they succeeded with Diana soooo..... better luck next time
I'm your 1000th like 😊😁
@@willfrancis9010 I did my research into that. They didn’t do well to cover it up. The car used had already been in an incident. By protocol the car was to be scrapped and not used. The weakened armoured car didn’t have the integrity to withstand the crash. It was kinda obvious
damn
"Prince harry in a bush with a used condom" sounds like royal cluedo
Just the royals playing that one of a Christmas evening that is what I want to see
'He's only three years away from a telegram from his wife!'
April 2021: ....so about that....
That was the only part I was sad about I really wanted to see if he would get one
Never knew phill quite obviously but he seemed like a genuinely nice person. And absolutely certain he was a brilliant driver. Anyway wherever he is I’m sure he’s laughing at this
Russell’s queen impression is a national treasure
Evelyn the Palmtree i love your name and your pfp
An Emu awwwwww thank you ❤️
Honestly his impression is an international treasure. Love from the US (not the Trump part)
@@marygoround1292 The trump part can bugger off, for all I care 👍
@An Emu, congratulations on your victory against the Australians
If the queen was actually like this I’d never leave the country 😂
Baker Boy she probably is
@@billionsubsbeforeBC The Crown kinda shows it then again its dramatised
@@billionsubsbeforeBC nah man, they're very sick people.
Probably is
I’d move back if she was actually like this
His "queen rants" are hilarious. I especially love the resignation reaction 🤣
When I heard the the Queen actually died yesterday at age 96, I immediately came back here to enjoy Russell’s impression of her since like with Philip’s death back in 2021, there won’t be anymore.
Hey! You’re back 😄 but seriously, same.
Of course I’m back. I’ll be here to comment whenever a Royal family member dies.
Hahaha, your Prince Philip comment is on top of this and is hilarious. Same hahah
“She pays with selfies!”
Omg...the Queen of England actually pays in exposure. 😱
Daniel thrasher?
Except its her own exposure rather than yours.
Lander Bennewith - very true. Luckily I know I’m worth f*ck all so I pay in cash lol
I tryed to pay in exposure at a McDonald's once. I've still got another 2 years probation to go for that one. I don suggest it...
@@jackmaehoph4822 Ere, got any sauce for this!
The queen pays with selfies!
*Realisation Hits like a truck*
Or she doesn’t pay at all because she’s on absolute privileges indefinitely
With her hubby behind the driving wheel
"Put me back in your pocket, you dirty bastard!"
People of Norfolk: "is that Prince Charles coming out of a hedge holding a used condom?"
I absolutely lost it at that.
“Look at those inbred wiredos”
King charles😬 sadly i miss the queen
Old people coming out of hedges with condoms is pretty regular around here
The dislikes are from the people who missed the like button cause they were high on surplus white whine
You mean drunk? You don't get high off alcohol 😂
And that's where I come in I'm absolutely smashed on the stuff
@@colourlessvoid eh, same thing really
I’ll grav yo no tat I pissed the lick button an im nit dronk
Probably Andy, Fergie and a couple of the others
I think my favourite line was when Russel describes Harry as a posh fish finger
The land where the Oxfordshire McDonald's is located also has a Primark (it's a shopping park/plaza) so she technically owns the Primark as well
Tbh it's nowhere near oxford it's a solid 35 minute drive from oxford centre. Tbf should be part of Northampton
doesnt she technically "own" all the lands part of the commonwealth?
Hi avery
@@aaryanramesh7761 True dat
That's not how it works
Who else is imagining the queen watching Russell's show and going "hmm...yes that's exactly what i did" and laughing her face off?. No just me? K
Bless this comment
I don't think she's capable of laughing the evil witch
@@Siziusmopul
Agreed that she was evil, but that's still an insult to witches.
I don't know about Elizabeth, but many people can laugh at themselves.
I love your version of the Queen! She's like a tired, frazzled mom of way too many kids!
I have to remind myself of what the Queen actually sounds like because this voice is how I always picture her 🤣🤣
I've personally never heard her (never heard any speeches) so this is how I imagine she sounds.
Liz has to outlive Charlie, can you imagine his face on the money? It’d be 90% ear!
His face wouldn't be on the money bc he's not in line to the throne.
Tom Beattie yh he is? He's next in line to the throne
@@a.mae0476 oops I thought he meant Philip my bad
Tom Beattie he’s 90% ears as well. I can see how you could get confused 😉
Somebody called?
Petition for Russell Howard to play the queen in the next series of The Crown.
9:00 "Why won't mommy die?" This is legit to me the funniest part. It has put Russell on several MI6 lists, but it is funny.
Can Russell make a series that is him playing Phillip and the Queen
Cameron Monaghan One hopes not.
That would be legendary.
Especially now here’s dead, I came back for this.
He is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
“Dun dun dun dun ones loving it”
I presume we all know why we gather here?
Why to give laughs and enjoy the royal memories of the Queen, of course.
9:04 "Old Prince Charles had a farm, why won't mummy die?" Mummy is dead now Charles so I immedately came to watch this.
Life is better with Russel in it
🎶Your house will be rrrrepossesed🎶
I'm American and never heard of Russell Howard until today. I wish I'd known about him sooner. He's hilarious. Just subscribed, thanks!
You got alzheimer's biden!
watch his two Netflix standups. he's incredible
I'm a Brit and I was rather late to the party, too, but there are tons of vids by him, nuggets to dig out and treasure.
Gotta make sure you watch his joke about the Queen and stamps
Imagine if Russell met the Queen, and she said a few of his jokes.
😂😅😂
I strongly believe that Prince Philip secretly likes Russell. God rest him
I would think so also. Just seems to fit. The flying rooster!
The Diana looks like south parks barbra Streisand
I wish we had a mecha-Diana.
but it's not a picture of a giant robot
BARRBURAH, BARRBURAH
RAAABATTU SMEETH, RAAABATTU SMEETH
They pulled her head out of the glovebox
"Bless my corgis" wasn't something that I was ready for...😆😆
I’m wondering why Philips cars seatbelt alarm has his accent
We need a comedy starring someone as The Queen, but it's Russell's version of the queen, and just all the shit that she gets up to while trying to run the royal family.
Imagine an episode just taking the piss out of Trump's administration.
*Think of the jokes.*
Get Russell to play the Queen!!
As long as its not utter crap like the Harry Hill movie
There's a Channel 4 show called The Windsors, doesn't feature Russell Howard's Queen though! :)
Bruuuuuuuuh
The Crown?
Russle is a better queen then the real queen
Thats because he actually has a job
Lmfao!!
@@aaroncousins4750 the Queen worked during the war at 20 years old, she drove medical trucks and repaired them when they broke down.
@@oli2328 everyone worked in the world wars. Most didnt have a choice. If it takes a world war for her to actually do something it shows how easy her life is
@Generic Name but she hasnt done shit all her life. It took a world war for her to get of her arse. And after that she went back to waving for the other 95years of life
Charles: Tea?! 😍😍😍
British stereotype intensifies
I think with all the crap that's going on now, I think most people would like to see Liz just lose it, just once come on she's earned it.
I'm not a royalist by any stretch of the imagination, but even I'd be impressed if the Queen gave those cretins in Parliament a sound bollocking.
@@causticwit I'd settle for the cretins in her family ...
@@lilymarinovic1644 Oh yes, them too! 😂
Love his Prince Philip impression.
“Get him near the window get him near the window”
Finds out Prince Philip died. Comes and watches this. Seems about right.
I’ll admit I had mixed feelings at that point. but I’m sure if he were still here he’d be laughing to
F Philip
The picture of Diana.
Me: That looks awful. That looks like she's been in a car accident...
Too soon?
That made me laugh out loud..... is that bad?
@@jessyt6282 No. The world needs bad people like us.
too soon? isnt it like 35 years ago
No, too late
Too soon
the only comedian that makes me genuinely laugh
Have a look at Ozzy Man.....he's fantastic
He really isn't that funny, I enjoyed him for years but the left few years he's become a political virtue signaller.
@@spikeymikey9518 Thanks for the input mike!
@@macybyrne4299 You know he ain't funny though, chances are if you do, you just agree with his politics or you're sense of humour is dry as fuck lol
I live in Chesterfield and this wicked shit, never saw it in town but rate it!
Kinda looks like Theresa May
I live on chesterfield too lol and I never saw it
Who else thinks Russell Howard would be a great voice actor
Now that both Elizabeth and Philip are dead and Charles and Camilla turned out to be the underperformers that they really are. And William and Catherine's S**t really does stink. And narc and narc over in California call the spade a spade... Who can find this family funny anymore? They're barely relevant.
I'd rather listen to Howard than watch him. He must think the stage is his very own GQ runway for psychotic comedians. He's going to have to find a new gig better than the dead irrelevant racist elitist obsolete Royal family.
Upon hearing the news of the queen's passing, I needed to hear Russell's impersonation.
Watching this after Her Majesty's passing. I hope Russell does a bit honoring her.
May she Rest In Peace.
Same here the Queen and Russell’s impressions of her will be sadly missed 😭🙏
7:05 hits so different now considering this man is the literal king
Hail Charles the Inane!
anyone watching after Philip
Me
Do you think the Queen is day at home going “Phillip!!! The Russle Howard lad has written another joke about us! If only he knew he was right”😂
😂😅😂
Russell's queen impression of National Anthem is pure gold
4:26 Nahhhh how can he call him a posh fish finger
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russell's impersonations of the Queen and Prince Phillip are brilliant!!! I'd love to see an hour long video of Russell doing the royals!
I really appreciate Russell's humour--has got me through quarantine...so has Russell's arms.
He should do a Russell Howard Hour, at home edition
He did
@@executeorder6959 when
@@spinner1294 look at the videos he uploaded to the channel
@@banpreetkaur5031 i havent been subbed for 3 months
@@spinner1294 that doesn't matter. Just scroll down on the uploads or find Russell Howard's Home Time in the playlists or search it on UA-cam
Prince Charles is just living his best life😂😂
Gotta love Russell. He’s absolutely hilarious.
I just found this guy… he’s a riot! Love him!
IT'S BAD FOR THE BRAND, LIZ!!!!!!!!
I always wonder what the Royal family think of Russell for making fun of them
Probably thinking “he sums up how uneducated people are in this country”
I think they love it, though I am a monarchist so I may be a bit biased.
@@ZagrebBundist You’re a monarchist? I simply could not tell.
They're used to it. They've been openly mocked since the original Spitting Image started.
Rewatching this when lizzy died yesterday 😭🕊
"Looks like a posh fish finger!" Oh Russell.
Perfect timing to come back
Watching this in the wake of her majesty's queen Elizabeths passing and this video just brings a smile to my face
I just had to watch this again after the news today. I always love his impressions of the queen so much. 😔
8:58 old prince Charlie had a farm why won't Mommy die!!! 😂😂😂😂
That was the best one, 😂never laughed so much, surprised its still on here. Bloody brilliant Russell.
At 13:17,
“CAN EVERYBODY JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT?!?!?!
MORGY, SMOKE THIS!!!
TERESA, STOP DANCING!!!
CORBIN, WAKE UP!!!!!”
"someone stretched a Johnny over my dinner"😂😂😂
i cannot explain how much i love this man :)
In America. I just discovered Russell this evening. Absolutely funny. I'm alone and laughing out loud.
Russel Howard's good news was classic
Oh, you must explore the world of British comedy. So many hilarious people. My favorites
-Greg Davies
-David Mitchell
-Noel Fielding
- Bob Mortimer
-Rhod Gilbert
-Richard Ayoade
-James Acaster
-Jo Brand
-Aisling Bea
- Sarah Millican
This man is brilliant in every way. I have never laughed so hard
"A McMuffin? That's what I give Liz at Balmoral"
This didn't age too well
This aged like fine milk
I love the fact that Prince Charles has a car that can change the worlds climate needs and everyone just jokes about it lol
I don’t think wine is exactly an effective fuel source for a civilisation
For cars anyway, humans are another story
I don't understand Royalists, obsessing over a bunch of rich people you don't know is absurd.
tomble womble Hundreds of millions of people obsess over celebrities who they don’t know. Are they absurd too? According to you that’s the vast majority of people.
@@simonhool3073 The vast majority of people believe in some form of god or gods, the vast majority of people watch x factor and care about what Kim and Kanye are up to, the vast majority of people don't exercise, the vast majority of people voted for Trump, Boris, Brexit, Putin and Xi Jinping. So yeah i think most people are absurd - and stupid.
@@tomblewomble3369 Boris was the best out of the options you numpty
@@octane6684 Im fairly certain there are 50,000 covid victims and their families that would disagree with you. But remember, dont have friends or family round your house, it's not safe - meet them at the pub instead.
Octane fucking was not
I think Philip would laugh the hell out of this if he were still here.
(Edit: I'm smart now. Fuck the royals)
F Philip
Rest in peace our amazing Queen and may God be with us alle
2:56 that aged well
I don’t know why people don’t like Prince Charles he’s simply such a good laugh 😂
Russell is so underrated. Hes the best in my opinion 👌
Russell Howard is one of my favorite comedians
Glad I'm not the only one who came here to remember Philip..... Hello
Russell did the best Philip - it was a funny caricature whilst not being utterly mean spirited to an old man who was usually just trying entertain those around him.
As a person from Chesterfield, I'm truly sorry for that demon that was made.
You're forgiven, don't let it happen again. :o
Queen: "Make sure you take deodorant"
Pervy Andrew: "I don't need it"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who’s back here after hearing what’s happened?
5:35 "...pointless bullshit" - the most accurate two word phrase ever used to describe British royal news. Well done RH and/or your writers.
iv never laugh so much since the 80s comedians, you gotta just love this guy😛
He's only 3 years away from getting a telegram from his wife!
Cut to 2021: Oh.
this is one of my favourite videos on the internet 🤣
"How can you drive a modern car without a seatbelt?"
Easy. You do like any postman does: fasten the seatbelt and then sit and off you drive.
Postman here - that's very illegal (however, true). :D
@@SomethingStupide Ex postman here - Depends on where you live : )
In my country, a postman can drive without his seatbelt if the distance between two letterboxes is under 800 meters ( from door to door in a village for example or farm to farm.) but if he has to drive further than that he must put on his seatbelt which every postman does...of course...absolutely...definitely...; )
@@1969Kismet Here, it's technically illegal but not prosecuted while the postman is on active delivery. However, you are strongly advised to buckle up for longer distances between letterboxes or empty trips from one street to the next.
What I meant, though, is that it's illegal to fasten the seat belt and then sit on top of it, manipulate the indicator lamp/turn off the beeping or use what we call a 'klicker' - a cut-off buckle to put into the receiver thingy on your seat to trick the car into thinking you're buckled up.
@@SomethingStupide We might well be in the same country 😄
Have you ever had a colleague caught drink driving around Christmas time?
Two of mine were caught and lost their driving licences straight off.
Truth be told they were hammered beyond hammered.
That's what being a postman in a small village looks like here. Everybody wants to get you a drink starting at 7 in the morning. 7!!!!
@@1969Kismet
I've only been on the job since April, so have never experienced Christmas time as a postman so far.
But I have to admit, I was a teeny tiny bit shocked how many postman come to work hungover or still drunk (and it's not only the student part-time employees but also the blokes in their 50s, who've been with the company for 30 years.) and how many start drinking as soon as they get back to base and before they even clock out.
I'm by no means a teetotaller but it's unsettling how careless they all are to lose their licenses and thus their jobs.
Haven't had anyone offer me alcohol during delivery yet, however, it's one thing to be offered a drink (this is a very rural area, too, so it's not unlikely) but an entirely different thing to accept it. Their loss.
I doubt we're in the same country. We don't start delivery at 7am and never have, as far as I know. Where are you at?
My daily dose of Russell is the best part of my day ❤️😂
Thank you, Im sick with the flu you have brought joy to my day.
9:05 well umm aged well
What are you going to do now Philip has died? That's a major part of the 'Queen's banter' jokes gone!