The Most Amazing Animal Stories | The Russell Howard Channel
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell brings you some of the loveliest and funniest news stories about animals.
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The bit where they interrupted Russell for his fish puns was hilarious!
Funnier that he had 2 puns about batter in one joke and one was his big finish xD pretty wank at not seeing repetition in his own bit lol
Hearing an announcer say ‘for fucking ages’ was hilarious!
SHOW US THE FOOTAGE
I want to watch them tho
We need a video which is the uncut fish puns.
The moment they recognised each other was beautiful
Ape smile with nothing but gums and old person says shshdgishshs
It's moments like that when I just can't believe that some people say animals don't feel emotions.
@@lisahenry20 who tf says that😂
@@hamsreal typically people who deny evolution. They say that the difference between humans and animals is that we feel emotions.
@@hamsreal It used to be an argument for vivisection during the renessaince. Animals lack souls, so they can't feel pain. Hence it's all right to cut up a living animal to learn how the body works.
@@hamsreal I have more time for the animals I live with than 99% of the people I know because animals are honest.
I feel like a kid at Christmas when he uploads
Same here!!
Same
ua-cam.com/video/UkLJalUwVUU/v-deo.html
@@Kingjohnny-pe3cg why bro just stop
@@olivergibson1716 I left a dislike too lmao
Last clip is literally the most Australian thing. As a country we make up a lie and everyone runs with it. Fooling Foreigners is probably one of our favourite past times.
The dreaded drop bear!
When you've got that many dangerous animals it's understandable that people will believe anything that the locals who see them daily will say, they just have no idea how to deal with them. This means pranks are both abundant and hilarious.
@@ShaeSandybanks Yeah I know I saw one last week
As a Canadian I feel like there should be some animal in our country we could use like this, but most of our animals are "common" animals or at least animals that have variations all over parts of the world.
@@marikasdaughter6263 what about house hippos?
How many bloody fish puns did he think of-
Edit: holy hell what have I started-
EDIT 2: I beg of you, let me free. Grant me mercy in this cruel world. I KEEP GETTING YOUR DAMNED FISH PUNS-
Edit 3: everytime I think this is over you just return.
Oven can we get a raw footage of the puns
Let's dolphinitely jump on this band wagon again
I this fish pun thing cod catch on
A lot
I’ll bait these puns can’t go on for much longer.
As a 50 year old veteran, I cried like a baby at the simple love and affection between the old chimp and old man ... Damn you Russell!
Me too 😢😢😢
Here too...........it was amazing
Tf does being a veteran have to do with anything 😂
@@onejediboi when your oneJediman maybe you will have seen the horrid things we do to each other firsthand... Seeing the clip reminds me there is good in the world.
@@Antechynus you're* learn how to spell mate
Well.. they had to tell the American President not to nuke the storm, so.. it tracks.
Yeah, Obama hates neocolonialist storms with a passion.
C. L. I love the orange starbursts. The green ones are the worst. (This is just my opinion on starburst flavours and has nothing to do with trump, I dislike him as much as you)
You have so mnay subs but no vids....WHY??
I beyond feel bad for America
he looks so fucking confused
I love how he makes Americans sound like Forest Gump
I was literally about to say the same thing
Forest Gump was smarter...
At least he knew that - stupid is, what stupid does..
forrest dump
Florida gump
@thisguy uhhhhh I am american
"Nibbles....Glastonbury" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that always gets me
Nibbles from Glastonbury must be a damn legend in Valhalla
That ape was heartbreaking and beautiful. Her environment was so soulless that she just was waiting to die, but when he arrived, she found life again.
You missed the introduction part where they tell that the ape is 59 years old. Chimps may reach an average of 38.7 years while in captivaty. So, reaching 59 years means that she was well treated and her environment wasn't that soulless at all ... More likely that this chimpanzee was or already in her last days and they have isaolated her from the group.
Petition to hear the fish puns all say aye
Aye.
Walleye.
Aye.
Aye Sir!
Aye
Reporter: "The meat processors wouldn't take him"
The Crowd: "Aww..."
"Only in this contry"
Also, 'him'?
@@Daph909
Why wouldn't you name a Bull knickers
RUSSELL: "you can't change the weather with a gun."
ME: "well someone's never heard of a snow cannon."
*cue Pornhub intro*
@@sopcannon 😂 never has the laugh cry emoji been more appropriate. This made me spit coffee across the table. Best comment on the internet.
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 , now I want to know what the pornhub intro is, just to get the joke, but I don't want to google "pornhub" and get sex ads for the next eternity...
@@lenkacfk7155 just go in incognito mode and then that wont happen :)
🤣😂
I still want the all of the fish’s pun :(
Honestly same
To bad it's fin-ished. But I can shell you all about it.
Hayreddin Barbarossa 😔
Hayreddin Barbarossa nice
Tanks for admitting to that.. I was too! I think it was a reel shame! This video clip would have been so much batter with the puns. I can't bait to see if full chips turn up on UA-cam.
being a former Floridian I wholeheartedly agree they are that insane to try to shoot a hurricane
The Batman but not the dolphins thing?
@@se3steelo sadly they are news reported people that killed a dolphin by passing it around
@@thebatman2620 sounds like Florida to me
At the gates of Valhalla.
Gatekeeper: we er weren’t expecting any more.
Nibbles: yeah I guess so
Gatekeeper: you’ve got one hell of a beard
Better a beard than pubes
Iwas there that week. They were shooting to see if the bullets would turn in the wind. It's not better, just interesting that they were thinking scientifically... while standing on a pier on a hurricane.
WOW
very american, and VERY floridian lmfao
Very few Americans have guns. But most of Florida is nuts.
JasCotton nah most of the population have guns
@@gussy508 get that fact from the Daily Mail did we?
I love when he breaks character from laughing.
That lion one was so good - my sides hurt.
The video where ‘Mama’ the chimpanzee recognizes her friend Jan, always brings me to tears.
No matter how often I’ve seen it.
"Americans are shooting at the approaching hurricane..."
Me: WHAT
"...in Florida."
Me: Oh, that explains everything...
Trump wanted to bomb a hurricane . . .
"Florida man hurls Molotov cocktail into storm, burns down house, then humps vaccuum to calm himself down, loses ding dong"... Just a Tuesday in Florida...
@@elizamccroskey1708 Wait for real?
@@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, ua-cam.com/video/k_CFoPAwNfs/v-deo.html
@@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, that was an idea he had in mind.
Russell: “My Uncle was killed by my Father”.
Scar: “I ain’t his dad, eww”
Mufasa: “AM I A JOKE TO YOU”.
😂
Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.
@@rosiecooper8030 “This week on ADHD Relief… Ooh, a penguin.”
"Why is my main course shagging my pudding"? Russell, you are hilarious. Your channeling of animals is awe inspiring.
Russel keeping us entertained during this 2020 hellhole
Only he can do this during this year
@@ravenjay115 agreed
"You can't change the weather with a gun"
I mean Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane
Wait what!?
to be fair a gun is nowhere even close to a nuke
IBeF00L he literally suggested nuking the hurricane
Beth Georgiou and that person is the president of the USA. God fucking save us all
IBeF00L hopefully not for long man, wanna know something funny?
Finally!, A human did something that was for the psychological benefit of an animal in need. Thank you. I hope this man's simple act of kindness eased this animal on.
Look at the 59 years old ape at about 1:05 minutes in. It's just a few seconds but it's so beautiful, and unassailably demonstrates the depth of feeling in creatures we used to call "dumb animals" because we were a bunch of"dumb asses."
I gulped down a sob of wonder so loud my dog Lola stretched out her paw and patted me. For reals.
I loved the bumblebee high five bit, I would never have the confidence to do that
Bumblebees are practically harmless
People can still be frightened of them. It’s like most spiders are harmless but they are one of the most common phobias
Who else is just binge watching Russel in lockdown??
you need a life even with lockdown. have a tug or something, this guy is one of most boring comedians around.
Wdym he is soo funny
I’m been binge watching him for 4 years
Who the frikk are the 86 people who don't like this? This guy is brilliantly funny
likely people pissed that they interrupted the fish puns. here we have a bunch of other folks padding out their videos with horse shit and these folks decide to shorten this one because they have a low pun tolerance.
“Nibbles, Glastonbury”
When that chimp recognised his old friend, I cried like a 10yo girl watching little mix.
What do u mean 10 year old girl every fan has cried over them with their music as well
"The meat processors wouldn't take him"
Everyone "Awwww"
Me: wait a minute...
Massive burgers
Okay but when are we getting the full fish pun experience
Every time I hear "dont aaa, its lovely" I feel like another of my limited brain cells jumps the boat. Like... thats why they're aaa'ing!!
Whys he trying to kiss a fish
That's what fishermen/people who like fishing do
He gay
Odst Inbound Found the 10 year old
He now got fish lips😂
Odst Inbound yeah there are only male fish
Just in case you didn't know, dog "puzzles" are toys that you put food inside, and then the dog tries and figures out how to get to the food or get the food out.
(I dunno if Russell was just pretending to not know for the sake of the joke, but afaik he's always had multiple dogs together, not a single dog that could get bored on its own, so maybe he actually didn't know.)
@Decay congrats on discovering that, good for you. Not everything he says is pulled out of his ass either though, he plays off of the facts as he knows them, which is why it's an interesting conundrum which side the balance is on in this case. That's what I was speculating on, but thanks for chipping with the usual trite "he's a comedian lolol so you aren't allowed to discuss anything he says" line.
This guy got wrecked with a capital W ^
That's cruel!
I'm not even british and I just love watching Russell. He's a bright spot in my day. He's such a sweety and I love him for it!
The Monkey clip broke my heart, also my son came home last week and it sounded like the dog said hello, it was so funny. She also coughs when she wants out to the garden, so I do think if dogs could talk they would.
Awww when she recognised him my heart 💓 animals are so amazing ❤️
I'm crying from that bit about the ape
Favourite comedian of all time!!!!!
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you havent watched bernard manning lol
The koala reminds me of our Skunk in the farm I work at. Everyone terrified of his big claws but they're blunt and don't hurt at all, voicing their concerns whilst I'm literally holding him in a vest top hahaha
I wouldn't care about the claws, rather the stink they give off
That koala prank will never stop being funny.
For the gun hurricane one, he should have said "no wonder why our weather is shit, we don't have guns"
I didn't even begin to watch the video but i just wanna start by saying Thank you so very much Russell and his team for uploading these videos on UA-cam Love from Somalia
I was sure he was calling Americans animals, but sadly he was about to talk about dolphins
He also called a Dolphin a "fish"
@@johnlong3214
I'm pretty sure he was using it as an example of something similar to the dolphins.
I had tickets to see Russell Howard here in the States last April :(
That thing where they skipped the fish jokes was weird
Salmon going on there
ben marsden doesn’t work mate, better luck next time
@@starbuckscoffee8521 *batter
He made a batter pun then you I'm really sorry
Your gonna be in reel trouble sorry
The part with the monkey was so beautiful
“Don’t shoot at the storm...” only in Florida...
He’s bloody brilliant 🤣
The chimp had me in tears
7:27 Dammit Russell, his father was killed by his uncle not the other way around.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.
The poor koala... "Help me! Help me! Oh, God. Thank you. I don't know what that was but it wasn't a human."
Yes, dogs do have more expression and vocalization when around us! My Husky has learned quite a few ways to tell me what he wants and also understands far too much.. I've often winked at him to say hello when he looks at me, he'll always do it back and sometimes, does it first! If he does it and then i do it back, i get a tail wag! lol
Fun fact: Germany has more Zoos than the rest of Europe combined.
Fun fact: Germans are just a smarter version of the English.
I'm English.
I hope they've improved on their animal welfare, I went to one when we went to Germany at the end of the 80's, it was horrible.
Imagine how many animals got taken away from their homes just for human entertainment
KygoDragon4 you are 100% German
@@markorollo. I wasn't alive in the 80s but I can assure you that nowadays they get treated pretty good. Of course sometimes some are bored when I visit one because they are alone but they most probably will get new partners.
Russell Howard is funny.
Mike's Bakes a comedian being funny? Really
@@mikeoxmall3323 I would have never known!
Decay well I’d expect a comedian with a million subscribers to be funny
the chimp and his friend - just so emotional. he couldn’t have expressed himself more if he were human. that smile went from ear to ear. poor old boy. the end of life is unfathomable. a beautiful spirit and friendship. 🐒🦧🌷🌱
The koala prank is hilarious 😂
Nibbles, Glastonbury 🤣🤣🤣
Hey Russell I know there is a really low chance you will read this but eny way. I was going through some bad times awhile go I got kicked out of college and on top of the my ex cheetd on me with my friend who I grew with and I got really depressed .but your video's really helped me they make me laugh and well I just want to say thank you so much your content made me see ther was more to life then I thought and you saved my life so I just really want to say thank you so much .keep up the good work.
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U have 2 laugh! It gets u thru all kinds of shit! I'm glad u did now keep going, let better people in ur life, toss out the trash n keep laughing! It's good 4 u! 👍🏾😬😆😜
As soon as I saw this, I knew Nibbles would be in it. I was not disappointed.
Same 😂
That brings a whole new meaning to Gary glitter 😂😂
And, still playing with small balls
Thanks for the laughs. They're much needed
Classic Aussies joking around with the koala. I suspect she thought it was the infamous drop bear😂😂😂😂
If I’m having a bad day he truly makes it better thank you Russell for putting a smile on peoples faces especially during this awful pandemic as laughter is defiantly what the world needs right now I know I do. Thank you so much.
I laughed so hard I cried… this guy is the funniest! Love him.
3:45 Man:oh man dolphnado dolphin: so long and thank- *BANG*
Russell you're a great comedian, you're not supposed to make us cry
Russell’s Forest Gump impression is so unused and underrated.
I have not laughed so hard at Russell
Watch the one were his mum and dad can't say gay
OMG I'm so glad UA-cam recommended an old video of yours and now, here we are 🤣
This man makes me so happy. He’s hilarious and kind! Love from California
That one guy's mates: this is a very salmon event
I would happily listen to Russell's fish puns all day
Petition to get the full version of the fish jokes
As someone who lives in Taunton, I can say it’s literally just just old people and families
Woo!! That massive cow is from a local town near me 🤣🤣
I love that you actually said a real Swedish town. And you pronounced it really well
My rabbits can't even pull facial expressions as nobody can understand them, unless it's Buggy's Bunny.
9:50 That news reader was really relishing the opportunity to say "knickers" on air
1..I am sure that the rescue of fish and dolphins during flooding is of those displaced over what will be dry land once water recedes.
2. Who doesn't know about Koalas, and can be easily tricked into thinking they are dangerous?
But Russell Howard has a real talent for seeing the humour in news stories and how ridiculous it can be reported by wrong choice of words and phrases to give a completely different twist to what is really true.
People are hilarious in Florida. 😂😂😂😂😂 The one story i love is when the kid threw the alligator through a drive-in window. 😂😂😂😂
I am anticipating the ape is the only one to make me cry
7:32 "my uncle was killed by my father", which Lion King did he watch? Lmao
Lol, a crap one I suppose😂
Loved the interruption😂
The legends back at it
That massive cow is so cool why would even try to sell him, at least his size saved his life!
"Dolph-nado" - the C-grade spinoff of Sharknado that never even made it straight to VHS 😁😁
I don't expect to cry on The Russell Howard Channel!
6:30 I've met people on grindr that I wouldn't put past doing it in a safari area
Russell thank you for being so funny when I’m sad I watch your videos and you always seen to cheer me up
15:07 looks genuinely confusing on why his audience are cheering & clapping
Makes me laugh 😹
I read in a book as a child that male lions (lions of the same sex, females too) do that as a display of friendship.
I just love these stories. He knows how to present them. Congrats!
The hilarious thing is he just filmed a series like 3 months ago admitting that he was afraid of koalas and he still held one!
"have a bite on that, that's why they call me Nibbles." 🤣🤣🤣
Puzzle toys are very good for dogs. My dog was licking his legs raw from boredom, but the puzzle toys gave him something to do. Highly recommend👍