When I was about 9 or 10, I made a friend laugh while we were eating pizza and drinking coke. It was right as he took a drink, and I wasn't really paying attention and he laughed so hard coke flew out of his nose followed by a tiny sausage from his last bite. I consider that a personal victory lol
I was watching the enter th dragon spoof on Kentucky fried movie and made th mistake of taking a drink of coffee, I proceeded to half choke then spat coffee all over the place as well as down my nose , could smell coffee all day , personal victory for me 😅
As a follower of the premier league I knew about the virtual mascot. To be honest I thought it was a really great idea and should be done more often. I never actually saw the boy who was on the other end or his parents but seeing it here makes me cry. I'm a huge football fan and a parent so I know what it means.
How is it that Russel finds a way to make me laugh and then hits me in the feels seconds later? This man is amazing! If he ever comes to Denver Colorado for a show I'm going!
My grandad had an cousin that was born the same year and people couldn't tell them apart because they looked and sounded alike. And his Cousin was a preacher and when ever he wanted to go fishing or on vacation. My grandfather would preach the Sunday sermon and everything. And no one knew it wasn't the Preacher. And when grandfather was drafted for WW2 his cousin stayed at his house helping his Aunt and Uncle run the Farm and because of that no one believed he was a Vet till his Military funeral.
@@daniellethompson2019 It was and because since they where so identical that there own family couldn't tell them apart except for my mom. Grandfather couldn't go to his cousin Juniors funeral because they where worried about people freaking out and thinking he wasn't dead. And that did actually Happen when grandfather was in hospital for cancer he had to comfort an old lady who thought he was her dead preacher returned.
I just found out about him not too long ago. I kind of been binging his videos. I made a comment saying "I didn't know the UK had a John Stewart". I probably would consider him my first favorite UK Political Comedian. He reminds me of John Stewart or John Oliver. Him and John Olivers personalities are completely different but their political sprectrums are similar and they have the same energy.
@@anthonygordon9483 one weeker here! Writer strike made me realise - again - how much we rely on American shows, and I'm in New Zealand. Agree on the John Stewart, a less ranty John Oliver.
My late friend Scott Wilks would have loved this idea of a virtual mascot. He was a huge, huge supporter of Liverpool so it would have been both or the virtual mascots up on derby day slagging each other’s teams. It would have been awesome.
I just found this dudes show from the US and I love this dude. We obviously have similar shows but at least since COVID the closest thing we have is John Oliver… the irony. We fought so hard to leave and now we’re fighting to import your healthcare AND comedians.
After seeing that microwave bit.. I'm really thinking maybe it's time to let the cephalopods have a go at ruling the world. We had our shot, and we just aren't up to the task.
The guy who did that did it for a UA-cam video. You should check out their channel it’s called TGFbro they make some really stupid videos but they’re hilarious. Absolute nutters 😂
"Who's thinking of themselves during a funeral?" Everyone is. That's what a funeral is. They call it saying goodbye, but really you are mourning the part of you that's inside the box. The part that you will never see again.
Jesus, dude. Did you just discover Black Veil Brides or some shit? What the fuck? "A funeral is mourning the part of you in the box?" How can you say that as if it’s something universal? Bereavement is so subjective, and there are so many other things to consider that change the way people deal with it. You can’t just say "everyone is" as if you have any real knowledge of every single person. No one does. And to say that people are not mourning their dead at a funeral but instead a "part of themselves" is such a stupid claim. I’d say that is an extremely self-centred view. Maybe there is some truth to people thinking of themselves, but it is not as if they are mourning for anyone besides the dead; and for any memories of themselves, they are in reflection of the past memories they have with the person they mourn for. I feel like your comment is one of those sayings that tries to come across as if it were wise or conveying great meaning, but in reality is just some quote from some goth IG page and missing so much context it loses any meaning
the virtual world is the virtual world, and whiles there virtually no difference there is one. the virtual world is a bridge to connect people and give you another place to escape from the world. you can be a hero, a villain, a fantasy warrior, or a sci-fi pirate. but you can never be better in the virtual world than you are in the real one because no matter who you choose to be in cyberspace all those avatars came from you. so live your life and let others live theirs because we don't have an ability to respawn, reload, or reset. so make your life the best one it can be first time round.
@@Kartissa Not even once a day. I have the most basic 'it makes calls, doesn't even have a camera' mobile possible & only got that when my Dad was ill & I needed to be contactable. Since Dad died, the phone lurks in the bottom of my bag for days, even weeks, at a time until I'm looking for something else and accidentally notice it. (Yes, it is always on silent)
I remember the most difficult test I had to take when I got my license. I got a map, and a list of places to get to. Had to plot out routes to take and write down, which the teacher read out loud as I drove.
18:20 £99 Hapifork, £59.99Con smart Condom ,Smart Hairbrush that helps you count while your brushing, Refriderdating App...i must say, I haven't much much reviews on this stuff. I like the hairbrush idea though.
Not usually a fan of comedians, but aside from Billy Connely (and yes I'm that old) Mr Howard has been a firm favourite of mine since his first tv appearances. Keep up the good work Russel. 😂😂😂
The Mars bar saying was a competition, in the 1950's.. My Mother entered and wrote.. A mars a day, helps you work, rest and play.... When the competition ended, She was on a boat heading for Australia.. And we only found out about it in the 70's when Mum heard it on the TV.... But by that time it was to late... :)
Oh wow. Watching this while sick and glad you posted this 👍. Also, he is my favourite comedian as he says what he thinks and its all true, but out a funny spin on it so hopefully people dont complain..
6:28 Boy, did I misconstrue this. I thought that the boy had died and they brought his ashes to the football ground in accordance with his last wishes! 😳
"80% of us, double screen! We all do it. You are probably doing it now" Me: *Watching this video on youtube, checking my phone and playing RDR2...* Shit Ive been called out!
At the moment I have two monitors running off my PC (a 34" & a 2nd one half the size which is better for watching YT videos), & although my Xiaomi mobile phone just switched itself off, my HP tablet is still busy downloading program & system updates as I hadn't used it for a week or so!
If I had to bring up one of the best bits of human behaviour I've heard of it'd be when my mate got a text from another mate that said "I can't find my phone".
Russel has a way of putting things that just makes me cry with laughter
100% agreed.
Yes he is brilliant
Same he the best!
Only Russell can make you wet your pants one minute and shed a tear the next.
He's a comedian.
Man, his examples of what makes life worth it really rings true, especially after the last couple of years the worlds been through.
True love is what really matters in the world, I just wish I had it
@@SamuelBlack84me too… 😢
Well… This aged poorly 😂. The world is even worse now.
I spat my drink everywhere in laughter, was not prepared
I was instructed to put mine down whilst it was on lol
Welcome to the wonderful world of Russell Howard 😂😂
Why that internet-connected condom isn't named iCum is beyond me.
I couldn't have thought of that in million years, good one mate
This made me choke on my water
Also your username is magical
This is the perfect comment 😂
I, for one, would like to see the threatening letter from Apple lawyers.
Good one
russell never fails to make me laugh.
i didnt know kaminari watched russel howard lol
@@yasamirtokauskas7928 0
9:03. Never mind the joke behind it... that GTA5 clip is hilarious on it's own merit!
... on its* own merit (it's = it is)
@@einundsiebenziger5488 Oh look,it's the grammar police. Grow up.
@@eclectica1woah chill out
When I was about 9 or 10, I made a friend laugh while we were eating pizza and drinking coke. It was right as he took a drink, and I wasn't really paying attention and he laughed so hard coke flew out of his nose followed by a tiny sausage from his last bite. I consider that a personal victory lol
Personal victory indeed😂
I was watching the enter th dragon spoof on Kentucky fried movie and made th mistake of taking a drink of coffee, I proceeded to half choke then spat coffee all over the place as well as down my nose , could smell coffee all day , personal victory for me 😅
Life long award
As a follower of the premier league I knew about the virtual mascot. To be honest I thought it was a really great idea and should be done more often. I never actually saw the boy who was on the other end or his parents but seeing it here makes me cry. I'm a huge football fan and a parent so I know what it means.
Same on the virtual mascot. Not fussed about footy but that kid's grin was massive.
Im not laughing
How is it that Russel finds a way to make me laugh and then hits me in the feels seconds later? This man is amazing! If he ever comes to Denver Colorado for a show I'm going!
It takes a huge degree of intelligence and societal nous to be so very on point funny. Well done Russel 👏🏼👏🏼
My grandad had 10 siblings and they would call in to work telling their bosses that their bother had died and then they would go fishing together
Legend
My grandad had an cousin that was born the same year and people couldn't tell them apart because they looked and sounded alike. And his Cousin was a preacher and when ever he wanted to go fishing or on vacation. My grandfather would preach the Sunday sermon and everything. And no one knew it wasn't the Preacher. And when grandfather was drafted for WW2 his cousin stayed at his house helping his Aunt and Uncle run the Farm and because of that no one believed he was a Vet till his Military funeral.
@@windyhawthorn7387 that's pretty cool but also really sad :(
@@daniellethompson2019
It was and because since they where so identical that there own family couldn't tell them apart except for my mom. Grandfather couldn't go to his cousin Juniors funeral because they where worried about people freaking out and thinking he wasn't dead. And that did actually Happen when grandfather was in hospital for cancer he had to comfort an old lady who thought he was her dead preacher returned.
LMAOOOOOO
"These contraptions are treating you like bowling balls" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
**sees video is half an hour long** YASSSSS
Hell yeah
I thought the exact same here.
And the best bit is right at the end but to understand it you need to watch from 10 minutes earlier
That video game sequence was pure gold
Only Russell could go from sex robots to a wholesome virtual mascot and not make it seem weird
hell yes!
My favourite comedian
Who? Kevin Bridges or Andrew Lawrence?
Very happy I found him as an American. He is brilliant and wise! I needed the laughs 😂
Yep!👍
I just found out about him not too long ago. I kind of been binging his videos. I made a comment saying "I didn't know the UK had a John Stewart". I probably would consider him my first favorite UK Political Comedian. He reminds me of John Stewart or John Oliver. Him and John Olivers personalities are completely different but their political sprectrums are similar and they have the same energy.
@@anthonygordon9483 one weeker here! Writer strike made me realise - again - how much we rely on American shows, and I'm in New Zealand. Agree on the John Stewart, a less ranty John Oliver.
My late friend Scott Wilks would have loved this idea of a virtual mascot. He was a huge, huge supporter of Liverpool so it would have been both or the virtual mascots up on derby day slagging each other’s teams. It would have been awesome.
I just found this dudes show from the US and I love this dude. We obviously have similar shows but at least since COVID the closest thing we have is John Oliver… the irony. We fought so hard to leave and now we’re fighting to import your healthcare AND comedians.
"Your 3rd grandad?"
Me: I have a broken family remember.
Okay so who else clapped along with the Tetris song?
Your*
I read this comment as the tetris bit came on my screen, that was weird 😳😅
you mean THIS ??? song ? ua-cam.com/video/NmCCQxVBfyM/v-deo.html
I literally have four grandma's
in 160 years we still wont have the hoverboard from back to the future.
Actually, we do have hoverboards, we had them on Back to the Future day in 2015. Not in widespread use, I'll concede, but we do have them.
The Hacksmith made one thats not based on zub-zero cooling or magnets. Needs to be on an aluminium floor but its closer.
I thought Lexus made one that was powered by liquid nitrogen in 2014 or so?
Or a resolved brexit.
Science really let us down in the hover board department.....i want my frickken hover board!
After seeing that microwave bit.. I'm really thinking maybe it's time to let the cephalopods have a go at ruling the world. We had our shot, and we just aren't up to the task.
Yup
if anyone wonders why they're still just UFOs and not actually meeting everyone... exhibit A.
British version of Florida man.
The guy who did that did it for a UA-cam video. You should check out their channel it’s called TGFbro they make some really stupid videos but they’re hilarious. Absolute nutters 😂
That's also on an episode of 911 lol but he fell into a swimming pool
the whole point of those guy’s channel is about the most batshit stupid stunts 😂
"Who's thinking of themselves during a funeral?" Everyone is. That's what a funeral is. They call it saying goodbye, but really you are mourning the part of you that's inside the box. The part that you will never see again.
That's where every single one of us will wind up someday. That's cheerful ☹I'm being cremated
R/I’m14andthisisdeep
That’s actually a pretty moving way of expressing it
Jesus, dude. Did you just discover Black Veil Brides or some shit? What the fuck? "A funeral is mourning the part of you in the box?" How can you say that as if it’s something universal? Bereavement is so subjective, and there are so many other things to consider that change the way people deal with it. You can’t just say "everyone is" as if you have any real knowledge of every single person.
No one does. And to say that people are not mourning their dead at a funeral but instead a "part of themselves" is such a stupid claim. I’d say that is an extremely self-centred view. Maybe there is some truth to people thinking of themselves, but it is not as if they are mourning for anyone besides the dead; and for any memories of themselves, they are in reflection of the past memories they have with the person they mourn for.
I feel like your comment is one of those sayings that tries to come across as if it were wise or conveying great meaning, but in reality is just some quote from some goth IG page and missing so much context it loses any meaning
His face at 7:28 screams that he is questioning every life choice he has made up till this point.
Russell just about keeps me sane in this mad world .
"give me wonky people over perfect avatars anyway"........this guy has wisdom!!!! rock on Russell.
What I love about this guy because he’s comedy gold but has a heart of gold 😊
his scottish accent is quite good, as a scot
Calm down Braveheart.
@@MetalFan10101 Numpty
That mummy's voice 😂🤣 I laughed so much I cried. Thank you, Russell, that made my day!
2:37
His struggle to keep a straight face is gold.
OMG I love him! Russell makes me laugh so hard I wind up crying.
I love Russell so much. I'm in America, so I don't have access to his show on tv. Thank Goddess for UA-cam
Get one of those thingies
The bloke going "Me!" at 20:04 always gets me
the virtual world is the virtual world, and whiles there virtually no difference there is one. the virtual world is a bridge to connect people and give you another place to escape from the world. you can be a hero, a villain, a fantasy warrior, or a sci-fi pirate. but you can never be better in the virtual world than you are in the real one because no matter who you choose to be in cyberspace all those avatars came from you. so live your life and let others live theirs because we don't have an ability to respawn, reload, or reset. so make your life the best one it can be first time round.
In your 20’s and still PLAYING video games? Ffs grow up your not a child , put the toys away
@@gedjones5977 by that logic I only get 2 years to play 18+ games. Maybe you should realise that not all games are toys.
@@gedjones5977 I make £47,000 a year due to gaming driving my career, how much do you make being a twat on the internet?
"I smell knitting!"
Let me hole punch them
I die laughing at the Russian propaganda joke, that was so damn funny
Yay he has blessed us
Russell: *talks about getting off screens and experiencing things around us*
Me, watching this on my phone: heh... Yeah...
These contraptions are treating you like a bowling ball and you want to judge the fellas? 🤣💀
‘Yes, my third grandfather 😔’ 😂😂😂
The hole puncher thing made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 🤣🤣
Great scottish accent Rus.watching from Scotland peace and love to all
Poor Jack. It’s amazing what people did for him.
He is so damn good at showing us the actual truth
When I laughed until Fanta came out my nose in public it was definitely a highlight. I still remember it 16 years later
this was released around the time Russell was performing in New Zealand. And he made a fantastic impression..
Easily pleased??
You are very good, the funniest and best comedian I enjoy it. 👍😂😂
I was feeling down and have to say This cheered me up
🐪
Brilliant compilation! Thanks.
When can we get a Russel Howard on coke
He isn't already?
He's more of a Pepsi man.
He seems like a thc kinda guy😎 However, nothin wrong with a bit of blow during holiday every now and then if you have the £
Me: What's an internet prankster?
Russell: Here's a concrete example 😂😂😂
Love Russell’s cheeky sense of humour
Thanks for these uploads loughs very much needed this guy rocks ♥️
Yoooooo tgf is in here 😂😂😂😂
Haha watching them the other day
nothing better than Russ making himself laugh cause he did something way to funny.
... way too* funny.
Russell tgft impression was amazing
Russel howard - getting the message across while having you in stitches laughing
Russell Howard always me laugh 😅
Going to see him tomorrow! Can't wait!
Ive been listening to this git all day on my ancient podcasts
"young adults will take 25,000 photos of themselves during our lifetimes"
Me who hasn't taken a single one: ._.
"The average person checks their phone every twelve minutes."
Me, who usually only checks it once per day: ._.
We are the 1% lmao. Legit I don't even have facebook ._.
I have found my people.
@@Kartissa Not even once a day. I have the most basic 'it makes calls, doesn't even have a camera' mobile possible & only got that when my Dad was ill & I needed to be contactable. Since Dad died, the phone lurks in the bottom of my bag for days, even weeks, at a time until I'm looking for something else and accidentally notice it. (Yes, it is always on silent)
@@decodolly1535 Likewise. My phone is so old that wireless internet connection was a new feature...
Love when you Include good news story
Absolutely brilliant, thanks so much
When did he say them robots are coming out lol
Zeitgeist movement, here, we love this Russell, let technology free the human race to have more time to enjoy your vids.
favourite comedian 😊
Who??
Frankie Boyle,Kevin Bridges or Andrew Lawrence??
I remember the most difficult test I had to take when I got my license. I got a map, and a list of places to get to. Had to plot out routes to take and write down, which the teacher read out loud as I drove.
That llama has amazing timing...
Considering how electrical technology has only been around for a short time, it'll be crazy in 100 years lol
There'll be electricity in 100 years?
@@pamelacass9642 don't tell them
18:20 £99 Hapifork, £59.99Con smart Condom ,Smart Hairbrush that helps you count while your brushing, Refriderdating App...i must say, I haven't much much reviews on this stuff. I like the hairbrush idea though.
"I believe they call it tinder" is the funniest shit Iver ever heard way to roast tinder!
Like all good comics, Russell makes the mundane and ordinary hilarious by pointing out the obviousness of things most people miss.
Never fails Mr Howard brilliant 👌👌👏
Not usually a fan of comedians, but aside from Billy Connely (and yes I'm that old) Mr Howard has been a firm favourite of mine since his first tv appearances.
Keep up the good work Russel. 😂😂😂
The clip of TGF with Jay stuck in the microwave was like 3 years ago 😂😂
And this is a compilation video. So it's not necessarily up to date.
I know, ....but it's so funny!
I remember the self-driving Uber in Pittsburgh. Smoothest drive I've ever had. I was really sad that they went away.
In the current situation, these virtual mascots would be a great lift for some of the children during this pandemic.
I love the ending of each show with the sweetest news. So great to see good news even if its old. In 2024 we dont get much good news
“You sound like a sarcastic goat” is 10/10
25:03 Oh my gosh that wasn’t what I expected at all, this guy just makes my day
I literally laughed out loud when he said left wrong. Brilliant
The Mars bar saying was a competition, in the 1950's.. My Mother entered and wrote.. A mars a day, helps you work, rest and play.... When the competition ended, She was on a boat heading for Australia.. And we only found out about it in the 70's when Mum heard it on the TV.... But by that time it was to late... :)
Oh wow. Watching this while sick and glad you posted this 👍. Also, he is my favourite comedian as he says what he thinks and its all true, but out a funny spin on it so hopefully people dont complain..
"complain"??
A lot of lefty snow-flakes on here then??
Mwaaaah nasty man said hurty words😂😂😅😅😅😅😂
23:40 Yes I’m playing a game on my pc and watching this on my ipad right now.
6:28 Boy, did I misconstrue this. I thought that the boy had died and they brought his ashes to the football ground in accordance with his last wishes! 😳
That big hand he pulled out legit scared the shit out of me! Wasn't expecting that
It wasn't until he picked his nose that I realised what the pointy finger had evolved for!
I like the fact I'm watching this on my birthday as a 15 year old 😂
Happy Birthday!!!!
happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday for three months ago!
Happy sixteenth birthday in seven months time.
23:39 Yep and the laptop is on connected to the tv so is that 3? - Called out 😬
This man is too funny and I am NOT British..honestly driving tests the choke!!I died!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"80% of us, double screen! We all do it. You are probably doing it now"
Me: *Watching this video on youtube, checking my phone and playing RDR2...* Shit Ive been called out!
At the moment I have two monitors running off my PC (a 34" & a 2nd one half the size which is better for watching YT videos), & although my Xiaomi mobile phone just switched itself off, my HP tablet is still busy downloading program & system updates as I hadn't used it for a week or so!
Ngl I heard the third grandfather joke in a big book of poems
Great show ,really enjoyed
When you were talking about tgf I was laughing my head off
cannot wait to see you live in a week holy shit
fridge dating app: "upload a picture of the inside of your fridge"
me: **posts a frame from the Van Damme Coors Light ad**
Durham ..Russell you have to be careful but I still think everything you do , every sentence is sublime .. Magic .
If I had to bring up one of the best bits of human behaviour I've heard of it'd be when my mate got a text from another mate that said "I can't find my phone".
10:37 Funny asf! 😆😆😂😂 Laughed so hard. This wouldn’t turn out so well for me. Lol
I rewatched the "f**king do me" so many times it was so unexpected and funny
I love that I watched that TGF video before it was on the news.