Wild Animals with Dave Salmoni & Andy Samberg

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  • @radhikaved4264
    @radhikaved4264 4 роки тому +7635

    Dave is so passionate. He just loves to talk about the animals and make people familiar with them, its lovely.

    • @gmailfarmer2779
      @gmailfarmer2779 4 роки тому +111

      Having to explain to Jimmy that "everything with a mouth, will bite" is painful.

    • @pasargad5823
      @pasargad5823 4 роки тому +17

      He was born to do this you can tell

    • @thatguyalan5370
      @thatguyalan5370 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah I love this dude, he’s awesome

    • @leohernandez9203
      @leohernandez9203 3 роки тому +2

      Fr Fr

    • @surajkhonde19
      @surajkhonde19 3 роки тому +13

      He made me attract towards animals

  • @qmoorman
    @qmoorman 5 років тому +11820

    They're holding the chain as if there's anything they could do to stop the buffalo from charging

    • @easy-e8540
      @easy-e8540 5 років тому +232

      Lmao😁😂

    • @SuperZalzala
      @SuperZalzala 5 років тому +923

      It's not meant to control an angry bison but to lead the way, to recorrect myself it's not a wild bison but a hand fed one...

    • @josuelopez3308
      @josuelopez3308 5 років тому +273

      Human animals need the ilusion of control

    • @avarma6313
      @avarma6313 5 років тому +175

      i am pretty sure these animals are very well fed before they come to the show

    • @eliasmontoya7515
      @eliasmontoya7515 5 років тому +154

      I dont know about bison but if youve ever tethered a horse to anything, they (for the most part) assume that the object is immovable. Im not sure if immovable is the right word (they're just kind of stupid), but a well trained grazer usually doesnt break from their tether unless theyre scared

  • @Trielectify
    @Trielectify 4 роки тому +5549

    The fake "being scared of everything" is overshadowed by the real fear when the bison comes out. you can see the difference in their body language and how tense they are

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 роки тому +47

      It's not fake, you're just an idiot.

    • @akanetando
      @akanetando 4 роки тому +93

      Clearly fake, idiot!

    • @m.a.3322
      @m.a.3322 4 роки тому +430

      Ikr? I noticed that too. The fake fear is exaggerated and the real fear made everyone kinda go silent & do what they were told.

    • @wusscake
      @wusscake 4 роки тому +294

      I would say it's more of an obvious fear. People think as long as they keep their distance from smaller dangerous things, they'll be safe. Large ones that can chase you down, even the average idiot knows to shut up and listen to the expert.

    • @newnepal2072
      @newnepal2072 4 роки тому +106

      It's mild anxiety vs morbid fear

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 3 роки тому +3160

    That kangaroo should be named "Terry", u know cause Terry loves yogurt.

  • @Sitting_leaves
    @Sitting_leaves 5 років тому +1573

    I LOVE Andy for telling the people to stop clapping.

    • @kikimo5558
      @kikimo5558 4 роки тому +40

      yup this guy KNOWS and i love it

    • @cosimomartina6621
      @cosimomartina6621 4 роки тому +31

      Should not have done that, the eagle got angry

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 4 роки тому +19

      And for pointing out the nards.

    • @constructionninja3999
      @constructionninja3999 4 роки тому +15

      @@cosimomartina6621 Yeah the hand gestures made it feel threatened. It was pretty obvious that it triggered his defence mode lol

  • @NightWolf3342
    @NightWolf3342 5 років тому +3881

    I feel Andy was like terrified but tried hard to looks fine.

    • @chloesoh3757
      @chloesoh3757 4 роки тому +45

      THANK YOU WHY IS NO OME TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @ANTHONYL-ed5to
      @ANTHONYL-ed5to 4 роки тому +62

      Just look at his face, it’s hilarious 😂

    • @rvaugh230
      @rvaugh230 4 роки тому +14

      Yea man, that's kind of his schtick. Where have you been for the past decade?

    • @highandtight5544
      @highandtight5544 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah that was the most off script I've EVER seen him. Like with that eagle I was staring at his reaction the whole time.

    • @johancakep
      @johancakep 4 роки тому +15

      Actually that's his genuine terrified face. LOL

  • @uwuskyeee385
    @uwuskyeee385 5 років тому +5972

    *dave starts saying something interesting* jimmy interrupts him *dave changes the sentence* 🥺

    • @shevahauser1780
      @shevahauser1780 4 роки тому +118

      Ikr, I want to learn too!

    • @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be
      @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be 4 роки тому +34

      Sheva Hauser then go to National Geographic

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 роки тому +7

      Can I get 50 subscribers with 4 videos? Ya well it’s still kinda rude.

    • @Sone_ki_chidie
      @Sone_ki_chidie 4 роки тому +67

      Yeah I watched 3 videos just now, and hes doing that in all of them. He interrupts him everytime

    • @themanofthehour5665
      @themanofthehour5665 4 роки тому +11

      So much disruption. Let him speak bruh

  • @Gator87
    @Gator87 3 роки тому +466

    The fact that if that bison wanted to run loose there is nothing anyone could've done to stop it is amusing to me lol

    • @delightk
      @delightk Рік тому +11

      But that's the thing, humans cracked the bison. We know they can't run now. In this case, humans have already done something to stop it in the first place

    • @aririn7114
      @aririn7114 Рік тому +6

      ​@@delightk You just believe that you "know" they can't run, that is why you are in danger, because anything can happen anytime!!!

    • @Lord_SQUIDIOUS
      @Lord_SQUIDIOUS Місяць тому

      @@delightkthe conspiracy is insane😭

  • @chimichim2551
    @chimichim2551 5 років тому +10615

    I want a talk show where Dave Salmoni shows us animals and goes on talking UNINTERRUPTED !

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 5 років тому +94

      YES.

    • @shevahauser1780
      @shevahauser1780 4 роки тому +60

      I'd watch that so hard

    • @pauldavis1583
      @pauldavis1583 4 роки тому +259

      Just watch national geographic where animals are filmed in their natural environment. Wild animals dont belong on a talk show.

    • @eldagalindo9656
      @eldagalindo9656 4 роки тому +104

      Very true! Annoying that Kimmel keeps interrupting Dave 🙄

    • @macflod
      @macflod 4 роки тому +82

      These talk show hosts are used to it all being about them and their humour making the show! Its not in their nature to be quiet unfortunately.
      its so annoying! They always act scared and make stupid jokes

  • @laila1989ism
    @laila1989ism 5 років тому +760

    That bison was chill af. He just showed a small reaction when the audience clapped but other than that these animals were so calm i love it ❤️

    • @theboyscout0156
      @theboyscout0156 5 років тому +19

      I think it’s one of those things where he knows he can do damage but he Just doesn’t care

    • @SunnySide388
      @SunnySide388 5 років тому +36

      laila1989ism
      He's probably been injected with so many drugs to be that chill on stage. No way would they bring a full Buffalo unsedated

    • @ElNightmareYT
      @ElNightmareYT 5 років тому +13

      @@SunnySide388 Don't know, don't talk. All of the animals brought by this fella receive top tier treatment.

    • @SunnySide388
      @SunnySide388 5 років тому +14

      @@ElNightmareYT
      "don't know, don't talk"
      Could say the same to you pal. I doubt you personally know him and see what goes on backstage.

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому

      What's he doing on that rope though... they'd have their work cut out for them if he decided to charge haha.

  • @Testiculatorz
    @Testiculatorz 5 років тому +1921

    "anything with a mouth bites" about time this was taught in schools

    • @zevo9314
      @zevo9314 5 років тому +20

      people assume domesticated means incapable of biting. while it may mean less likely to bite, it can still bite if provoked. and none of the animals he brings are domesticated lol so there's always that full risk

    • @fishlady7930
      @fishlady7930 5 років тому +6

      @@zevo9314 I have to say this line at least once a day at my job, work with animals, and it is amazing how many adults cannot grasp this idea. Some things will hurt more then others but the key is not to be smart enough to realize sometimes just leave the animals alone or simply not meant to be handled for this basic reason.

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 років тому +1

      @@zevo9314 no one thinks that, no one's thinks like cats, dogs, birds etc won't bite

    • @Jurkyification
      @Jurkyification 5 років тому +1

      @Beloved Truth I once almost got my head bitten off while just standing close to a horse when i was like 4 years old.

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 5 років тому +1

      @@Jurkyification horse was probably just licking you, they eat grass

  • @Aussie_Stitch
    @Aussie_Stitch 3 роки тому +2025

    It bugs me that they keep talking over him when he's giving animal facts. I'd actually like to hear what he has to say.

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 роки тому +4

      Show me the time stamp where he interrupted Because he didn’t exactly

    • @Aussie_Stitch
      @Aussie_Stitch 3 роки тому +77

      @@Instead2 multiple times. When he gave facts he couldn't finish any of them because they'd talk over him and he'd be cut off mid sentence

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 роки тому +1

      @@Aussie_Stitch put a time stamp then

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 роки тому +2

      @@Aussie_Stitch Exactly that’s what I thought

    • @Aussie_Stitch
      @Aussie_Stitch 3 роки тому +36

      @@Instead2 I was at work numbnuts. Just because I don't answer immediately doesn't make you right. Now instead of asking for someone to hold your hand and being unnecessarily aggressive about a comment on a UA-cam video how about you be an adult and watch the video for yourself. Dickhead

  • @nickeh-7906
    @nickeh-7906 4 роки тому +2582

    "Now one thing not everyone understands about these anima....." "WELL THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW GOODBYE"

  • @mariana4gymnastics
    @mariana4gymnastics 8 років тому +3221

    i love these three together! too bad dave couldn't finish some of his thoughts… still amazing

    • @snake6706
      @snake6706 8 років тому +107

      Cuz he keeps being interrupted...

    • @ajithrajaful
      @ajithrajaful 8 років тому +38

      +Esdras Manrique Conan lets them finish most of their thoughts and he isn't scared. He's the best one for animals

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 8 років тому +6

      Conan? Are you kidding? Only one that let them talk about the animals was Letterman.

    • @ajithrajaful
      @ajithrajaful 8 років тому +1

      1985cactus idk I havent watched any of em in a long time, i just went off what I could remember. But i think Conan was one of the few that actually engaged the animals and wanted to know more about them.

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 8 років тому +12

      Ajith Raja
      Yeah, he isn't scared of the animals like this pussy Jimmy, but he interrupts the animal guy all the time.

  • @Cloverdb
    @Cloverdb 8 років тому +4101

    Wow, buffalos are so beautiful. Their eyes look so kind.

    • @shatifan_the_slime4445
      @shatifan_the_slime4445 7 років тому +139

      Clover they remind me of Appa from avatar the legend of aang

    • @THEE.apples
      @THEE.apples 7 років тому +81

      It's an American Bison.

    • @ppalavichkoo
      @ppalavichkoo 7 років тому +48

      They are kind as long as they don't charge at stuff :D

    • @rinphod4442
      @rinphod4442 7 років тому +10

      Zedrick Reyes Somehow Appa is cuter

    • @dontlookback5910
      @dontlookback5910 7 років тому +6

      Clover i dont think it beautiful but i think you beautiful😍

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 3 роки тому +4032

    Does anybody else find it frustrating that Jimmy doesn’t seem to have any respect for these awesome animals?! I love animals so it makes me sad

    • @wytstar
      @wytstar 3 роки тому +302

      I think he has plenty, but they are scary at times and there’s a lot of stuff to handle given that he has a show to run, so his gratefulness doesn’t really get to show.

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 3 роки тому +145

      @@wytstar but he keeps interrupting Dave.

    • @harrygreb3457
      @harrygreb3457 3 роки тому +66

      I’d love to be in Jimmy’s place during these segments.

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 3 роки тому +10

      @@harrygreb3457 me too!

    • @bricesonloving2702
      @bricesonloving2702 3 роки тому +69

      @@nathanslay6342 his job is to tell jokes

  • @dnnhtm3435
    @dnnhtm3435 5 років тому +1381

    1:35 “He loves his yogurt”
    Is that kangaroo Terry?

  • @TheNeilBernardShow
    @TheNeilBernardShow 8 років тому +1679

    I would have bent down and stared at that Buffalo right in the eye whispering "Everything will be ok. You are now a famous Buffalo and all of your Buffalo friends will envy you."

    • @shockwavebramble
      @shockwavebramble 8 років тому +20

      +Azrael LMAO

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 7 років тому +19

      TheNeilBernardShow "...And no one will ever eat your wings." :D

    • @liv.c4976
      @liv.c4976 6 років тому

      TheNeilBernardShow ??

    • @PsoPstrong
      @PsoPstrong 6 років тому +1

      One of the best things ever said. LMAO! Love it!

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 6 років тому

      And thats why youre forever alone

  • @babidavi6910
    @babidavi6910 4 роки тому +546

    Andy was so quiet here, he must have been shook. 😂
    And no matter what kinda animal they have on that stage, the audience will always clap like a bunch of seals in a circus.

    • @sajayd
      @sajayd 3 роки тому +10

      4:37 Andy was about to get murdered by that bird

    • @georgiakay3127
      @georgiakay3127 3 роки тому +2

      They probably use placards

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah well it is an American audience Bro!

  • @adithyasharma3264
    @adithyasharma3264 5 років тому +2008

    Dave: The interesting thing you need to know about this animal is...
    Jimmy: Interrupts with a lame joke

    • @wolfy4734
      @wolfy4734 5 років тому +46

      Ikr, so anooying..

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 5 років тому +25

      I know it has to be all him, he can't focus on the amazing animal.

    • @mysticnuke5296
      @mysticnuke5296 5 років тому +15

      Audience: Bwahahahahahahahahaah

    • @rsgpelos9954
      @rsgpelos9954 5 років тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @itllBuffGaming
      @itllBuffGaming 5 років тому +1

      OTX PXEXLXO around 7:00 right at the end

  • @haydenhunt8493
    @haydenhunt8493 5 років тому +4813

    let him talk jimmy. It’s disrespectful to him he’s just trying to teach u and everyone else

    • @magetaaaaaa
      @magetaaaaaa 4 роки тому +101

      Pretty much all news and entertainment are like this now. If you watch interviews from 20+ years ago, they were respectful and took turns talking. Now it just seems like everyone tries to talk over each other constantly. The internet has brought great things, but it has also stunted us significantly. People cannot pay attention for more than a couple of minutes, due to the instant gratification of the internet. The TV stations know this and they staff people who have over the top, loud personalities to provide a constant stream of entertainment. The shows from twenty years ago would bore modern audiences.

    • @PolarJs
      @PolarJs 4 роки тому +9

      Ooh ooh I have one shut up

    • @human.yoohoo4646
      @human.yoohoo4646 4 роки тому +7

      @@magetaaaaaa I totally agree and it makes watching most live tv/interviews painful. But I wonder also how this has affected how these shows are edited?

    • @human.yoohoo4646
      @human.yoohoo4646 4 роки тому +3

      at least just before the commercial break

    • @castro2789
      @castro2789 4 роки тому +5

      i think its more because hes he's insanely nervous. With most the animals brought onto the show he rambles on more than usual. A nervous tick i guess

  • @VeNoMS4
    @VeNoMS4 5 років тому +4715

    Jimmy! Stop interrupting Dave so much. This can't be said enough times!

    • @williamhubbard4945
      @williamhubbard4945 5 років тому +30

      James C Issa talk show go back to discovery channel

    • @Jiteko
      @Jiteko 5 років тому +59

      William Ballenger yes, you let people talk on a talk show. Do you not think it's rude to constantly interrupt someone?

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому +6

      Can we talk about the rope tethered to that bison. In all honesty it definitely wouldn't be able to do that much if he got angry and started to charge haha...

    • @AF-dz4ty
      @AF-dz4ty 5 років тому +1

      Its his show though lol.

    • @choccmilk
      @choccmilk 5 років тому +23

      @@williamhubbard4945
      The guy was brought onto the show to teach about animals, not to be interrupted. They should let him serve his purpose. He's there for a reason.

  • @Noorullah1
    @Noorullah1 2 роки тому +84

    The audience just applaud in amazement as Dave brings in the buffalo like its a legendary creature. They are legendary to be honest.

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 6 років тому +1911

    "This guy actually rivals--," *interrupted again*
    Me: "He rivals what? HE RIVALS WHAT?? "

    • @jyoster6447
      @jyoster6447 5 років тому +85

      I felt the same way. Just let the man talk...

    • @TONOCLAY
      @TONOCLAY 5 років тому +172

      "What people don't actually realise about such large animals is....." *interrupted*

    • @justincaseyfeltersnatch6309
      @justincaseyfeltersnatch6309 5 років тому +11

      VidralliaArchives the bald eagle

    • @jeremyjdl713
      @jeremyjdl713 5 років тому +18

      ...Bald eagles in size. I think that’s what he was going to say. Bald eagles are the largest (I think) raptor in North America if you don’t count the Harpy eagles that make it to Southern Mexico. Mexico being in North America and Harpy eagles being the largest raptors.

    • @alexnavarra9007
      @alexnavarra9007 5 років тому +5

      VidralliaArchives And I still didn’t get to hear the answer for why the chameleon was called “Panther Chameleon”

  • @hyacinthdibley2420
    @hyacinthdibley2420 7 років тому +1187

    6:57 I wanted to know this other "fun think about..."
    THEY ALWAYS BLOODY INTERRUPT! AHHHHHH.
    Why invite them when you don't let them talk?

    • @bambioncrackk
      @bambioncrackk 6 років тому +45

      IKK! SO ANNOYING! I swear i think he didn't even get to finish a sentence!

    • @mikhaildabreo6983
      @mikhaildabreo6983 5 років тому +50

      Dave doesn't get the respect he deserves

    • @joaocastro2397
      @joaocastro2397 5 років тому +8

      I think he says that they're great swimmers... I think that's what he's trying to say.

    • @shadapakap
      @shadapakap 5 років тому +2

      Watch Dave's animal show if you want to learn more about these animals. This is purely for promotional purposes. Stop whining.

    • @bendavis9524
      @bendavis9524 5 років тому +11

      @@shadapakap it's called courtesy letting someone speak instead of talking over them.

  • @azmagaref
    @azmagaref 7 років тому +481

    Funny how he's holding the bison with one hand on a chain, as if that thing can be stopped if it decided to charge and thrash the whole studio.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 років тому +94

      WAKEUP!! Yeah it’s obviously not meant to hold him back, it’s just meant to help guide him around, so that he doesn’t just go walking where ever he wants.

    • @shadapakap
      @shadapakap 5 років тому +34

      Where the hell are you supposed to hold onto the bison then? On its horn?

    • @JohnSmith-cv5pj
      @JohnSmith-cv5pj 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, It looked crazy and not safe at all.

    • @patrickobrien5311
      @patrickobrien5311 5 років тому +3

      Yea I don't think they thought it would stop him charging but he's clearly a domestic bison and likely wouldn't do that. Just needs a harness you be guided like a horse or cattle.

    • @PlutozReal
      @PlutozReal 5 років тому +8

      @@JohnSmith-cv5pj a bison like this probably has a trailer that it considers it's safe space. Being a herd animal if it freaked out they probably had a bunch of handlers behind the camera that would guide it back to its trailer.
      College by where I grew up the mascot is a buffalo, and they have a buffalo that runs around the field before football games. Once turned loose it would naturally do its lap and then run right into its trailer.

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 3 роки тому +172

    The eagle is like “Where’s that lizard at”

  • @billymidnight5911
    @billymidnight5911 6 років тому +573

    Tries too be nice:
    "Would you like to feed him?"
    "No!"
    "You would!?"

  • @jaguarwarrior8171
    @jaguarwarrior8171 8 років тому +1696

    It was rude of Kimmel to not offer that kangaroo a wet wipe after it got yogurt all over its hands.

    • @Marqueeshutdown
      @Marqueeshutdown 8 років тому +78

      "Subscribe, and if you don't, this kangaroo will have yogurt on his hands, forever"

    • @cas4040
      @cas4040 8 років тому +247

      I felt bad that he dragged him off and he was still trying to eat his yogurt he was so excited about.

    • @kaykay-kd8rn
      @kaykay-kd8rn 7 років тому +2

      Hahaha

  • @TigerTigerII
    @TigerTigerII 7 років тому +353

    "They do bite"
    You can pinpoint this as the exact moment Jimmy's soul leaves his body

  • @jacklevy7604
    @jacklevy7604 Рік тому +18

    How can someone be terrified of a chameleon? They’re so sweet!

  • @misschievous4850
    @misschievous4850 4 роки тому +478

    3:40 when Jimmy was about to insult it. * Eagle gives him death stare * Jimmy: “Wow, hi.” 😂

    • @B1oodrose
      @B1oodrose 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @Kilathasaurus
      @Kilathasaurus 3 роки тому +16

      Eagle: I give you 1 second to not say that word

  • @antoinetteg6526
    @antoinetteg6526 8 років тому +494

    The bison started licking that guys hand and my heart melted😩😭❤

    • @damirbaj
      @damirbaj 6 років тому +4

      yes, it was doing that, so he would release him from the chains.

    • @jasonzimmer7478
      @jasonzimmer7478 6 років тому +1

      😂 You’re neurotic as hell
      EDIT: Nevermind, just cried.

    • @orpheus3329
      @orpheus3329 6 років тому +2

      Booyakasha

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 6 років тому +1

      i'd lick his hand too lol

  • @RookieAssassin
    @RookieAssassin 8 років тому +418

    The buffalo was so cute! It was trying to lick Dave's hand aww 💕

    • @RookieAssassin
      @RookieAssassin 8 років тому +1

      *Bizon :)

    • @Taoufik090
      @Taoufik090 8 років тому +12

      It's actually spelled "Bison" with an "s" ^^.

    • @RookieAssassin
      @RookieAssassin 8 років тому

      +Taoufik090 Oh sorry! Thanks! I thought a z cause it's spelled like that in my country :)

    • @Taoufik090
      @Taoufik090 8 років тому +1

      Amy
      Poland?

    • @drewpeacock3798
      @drewpeacock3798 8 років тому +1

      +Amy Germany?

  • @rhiaohagan5448
    @rhiaohagan5448 3 роки тому +45

    Andy’s reaction to the eagle and chameleon is exactly how I would react it they came near me

  • @erinjustice3599
    @erinjustice3599 6 років тому +902

    5:57
    Jimmy: I mean u no harm
    Bison: U can't do me harm, b*tch

    • @chrisschannel2004
      @chrisschannel2004 5 років тому +4

      Wayyyyyy off on the timestamp buddy.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +5

      Chris's Channel
      It's more like 5:47

    • @shanilkalohitha7303
      @shanilkalohitha7303 5 років тому

      Thats untill he point out his hand gun

    • @jonathanschaffer2594
      @jonathanschaffer2594 5 років тому

      ultimate end I don’t think a handgun can take down a bison. Especially one of that... caliber.

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому +2

      I can't get past that bison being tethered to a rope haha. No man power would be a match if he started to charge haha.

  • @sastaassh1112
    @sastaassh1112 4 роки тому +1317

    Why do u even bother to invite guests if u won't let them speak.

    • @mikerivers695
      @mikerivers695 4 роки тому +25

      that is why Matt D wants his ass off the show

    • @marouanedjouamaa6837
      @marouanedjouamaa6837 4 роки тому +18

      The point is Just to see the animals and make jokes about it, this is not an educational show ffs, go watch discovery channel if u want to hear facts about animals, the hole point is comedy , why can't u people get it ?

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 роки тому +51

      Marouane Djouamaa but that’s doesn’t mean u cat them off, not listen, and interrupt them. He’s an interviewer, one of the worst traits for an interviewer to have is if they are constantly cutting off the person they have there on the show. U should never interrupt your interviewee, because if make s them feel as though you really don’t care, and it makes them feel insignificant. I learned this in junior high for crying out loud! It’s rude.

    • @SantinoS_
      @SantinoS_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@marouanedjouamaa6837 the point isn't to bring someone onto the show, interupt them and make fun of animals 🤦‍♂️ + plus can you not spell? you don't know the difference between "whole" and "hole" like wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @waterbird91
    @waterbird91 6 років тому +1688

    Jimmy Kimmel is SO scared of animals that it amazes me. He should be so lucky as to be able to see such breathtaking animals up close when we don't get that. We are stuck going to a zoo just to see these magnificent animals.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 років тому +48

      anna Last yeah I think he plays up his fear of animals to the extreme, even though it isn’t funny at all

    • @ElectricBass12
      @ElectricBass12 5 років тому +43

      I know right! I scream internally every time Jimmy or the other guest celebrity says no to holding one of the animals. I would give anything to interact with a kangaroo, a chameleon, or literally any animal Dave brings on the show!!

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 5 років тому +31

      It's like a running gag for show hosts to invite zoo keepers and animal caretakers only to get scared and try to stay as far away from the animals they bring. A very annoying gag. Like why do the hosts invite them when they know they won't like those animals?

    • @DolchiStudio
      @DolchiStudio 5 років тому

      yeah wait until you see a buffalo that uses it's head as a battering ram right in front of your face

    • @ammarsiddiqui3602
      @ammarsiddiqui3602 5 років тому +8

      Exactly. He Is like scared at everything, even a toucan

  • @piercereid653
    @piercereid653 4 роки тому +38

    Imagine bringing a 2,000 pound bison on a talk show
    It would be epic

  • @weirdo0168
    @weirdo0168 4 роки тому +812

    6:05 “The girls don’t like them because they are too aggressive”
    *Proceeds to cutely try to lick his hand

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 роки тому +33

      🥺 cute, isn't it?? It's face is so innocent and cute!!

    • @dg.262
      @dg.262 3 роки тому +7

      WOW. HOW LOVELY.
      I LIVE BIRDS AND HAVE ONE.
      THEY ARE TINY DINOSAURS...🦕🦖🐦

  • @aryamann5878
    @aryamann5878 5 років тому +312

    whenever somebody insults an animal dave gets upset

  • @tori7040
    @tori7040 7 років тому +518

    Terry loves his yogurt

  • @Carspeedanimator
    @Carspeedanimator 3 дні тому +1

    Also you can tell when the crowd started clapping and cheering that the bison didn’t like it

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 років тому +472

    "girls don't like male buffalos because they're too aggressive" buffalo 🐃 instantly licked the dudes hand like "ignore this nerd. Look how chill I am"

  • @AbhishekRaj-vv7dr
    @AbhishekRaj-vv7dr 6 років тому +3631

    I thought Andy Samberg was being a jerk but he was telling the people not to clap.

    • @권복-s2u
      @권복-s2u 6 років тому +501

      Abhishek Raj Andy seems like a nice guy. He is canadian, and their culture is known to usually be nicer than americans

    • @julieenslow5915
      @julieenslow5915 6 років тому +164

      As an American, I know that to be true! lol The thing is, Canada is so nice, we don't mind being called the not so nice relatives, so long as we can still be relatives! If they ever disown us completely it would be a very sad day.

    • @theporcupine9993
      @theporcupine9993 6 років тому +9

      My comment is irrelevant, but that doesn't mean he is nice.

    • @noddle104
      @noddle104 6 років тому +72

      He's not canadian

    • @RedMoonCreates
      @RedMoonCreates 6 років тому +255

      he just wanted the animals not to be stressed out, so he a good guy he smort

  • @hurricanehubbs9459
    @hurricanehubbs9459 5 років тому +11

    I love the buffalo, he seemed so cute and innocent looking with his calm manner and the big eyes.

  • @alexlonac5858
    @alexlonac5858 2 роки тому +5

    How Dave have passion for EVERY animal it's beyond me.Very impressive man..Dave..🙏❤🤗

  • @tracynguyen8885
    @tracynguyen8885 5 років тому +23

    If I were jimmy , I would be completely happy to see and touch these animals . These animal are real treasures.

  • @leaannjames1
    @leaannjames1 5 років тому +174

    When do people notice not to clap their hands when there are animals in the room?!

  • @theshermantanker7043
    @theshermantanker7043 4 роки тому +28

    6:00 good on him for pointing out. Lots of people don't know that the horns are actually secondary weapons, and the skull is what they truly hit with many times

  • @margarethasihite1002
    @margarethasihite1002 3 роки тому +3

    I don't mind at all to listen to Dave explaining about animals features and uniqueness for hours cz he sounds so passionate and it excites me to learn too

  • @baileylewallen8483
    @baileylewallen8483 6 років тому +472

    Why are they so scared of these amazing animals!?!?!? I want to hold a chameleon and feed a kangaroo!!!

    • @sigynm5331
      @sigynm5331 5 років тому +19

      Blackfang Bailey as an Australian, I would just like to say: unless you’re like 9 feet tall, don’t try to feed a kangaroo with nards like those. Also don’t try to feed any kangaroo if there’s one nearby with nards like those.

    • @spillthetea5905
      @spillthetea5905 5 років тому +3

      @@sigynm5331 Nobody cares

    • @spillthetea5905
      @spillthetea5905 5 років тому +1

      @Scandalous peach I'm not Chinese

    • @davidvitez1100
      @davidvitez1100 5 років тому

      its for the Show

    • @m_meg5783
      @m_meg5783 5 років тому

      I got a chameleon they are so adorable, Jimmy was overreacting

  • @mehulaggarwal7776
    @mehulaggarwal7776 4 роки тому +815

    Who else wants a talk show of DAVE where he only talks abt the animals and not anything else 😂👍

  • @PlayerGirl-qs6fz
    @PlayerGirl-qs6fz 4 роки тому +190

    When Dave said "He loves his yogurt" at 1:35 I immediately thought about Terry because Terry *LOVES* his yogurt

  • @Patti-sg1fv
    @Patti-sg1fv 9 місяців тому +1

    A bison's charge can derail a train so it was amazing to see one on stage.

  • @falsy69
    @falsy69 8 років тому +769

    A golden eagle eating a hamburger the most American thing ever... Except that it's the bald eagle that is Americas symbol and the golden eagle is the national bird of MEXICO.

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 8 років тому +34

      well whats the difference anymore... bad-um-tish.

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid 8 років тому +44

      Now try thinking clearly when you have a huge golden eagle right in front of you.

    • @rapidk7307
      @rapidk7307 8 років тому

      +jaykaykaykay I see what you did there

    • @falsy69
      @falsy69 8 років тому +16

      +jaykaykaykay indeed. All that's left is a bald eagle with a burrito

    • @beardymcj2026
      @beardymcj2026 8 років тому +49

      Jesus, even their eagles are crossing the border and stealing jobs from good ol' boy Bald Eagles. That wall needs to be about 500 feet tall. Or... you know, however high Mexican Eagles can fly. They took ur jerb!

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 4 роки тому +48

    Went to Yellowstone once and saw a herd of buffalo running. One of the most incredible things I've ever seen in person.

    • @yoyo777
      @yoyo777 Рік тому +1

      Bison*
      Buffalo are african

    • @carlhicksjr8401
      @carlhicksjr8401 Рік тому +3

      @@yoyo777 In the US, where I live, both terms are used. You can see the terms used interchangeably even in meat packaging.

  • @paulredillas6780
    @paulredillas6780 4 роки тому +268

    Dave is a really nice guy who is passionate about animals and I get sad everytime he isn't able to say his fun facts :(

  • @moonbalancedd
    @moonbalancedd 9 місяців тому +2

    5:17 this guy holding the leash and leading like he could possibly hold this creature back if it decided to rampage through the crowd 😂

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures 8 років тому +36

    I think that they could have instructed the audience to be quiet for this segment. Some people were even cheering at the end while the bison was there.

  • @kellycaaws
    @kellycaaws 7 років тому +213

    I love this guy, he's not just sexy but he's the most competant animal guy you usually see on these late night shows. Knowledgable and I always buy he's completely comfortable and in control.

    • @deadcool2138
      @deadcool2138 6 років тому +2

      All for show. Let them all go!!!

    • @Irohdad
      @Irohdad 6 років тому +7

      darker knight they're mostly rescue animals...if they're let go, they ain't gonna survive in the wild.

    • @Shelleybean3315
      @Shelleybean3315 6 років тому +1

      Kelly H Not to mention....he looks like Bradley Cooper 😍

    • @uzairjaffer1304
      @uzairjaffer1304 5 років тому

      Have u not seen Robert Irwin?!

    • @MidnightShayd
      @MidnightShayd 5 років тому +1

      Why does his looks matter?

  • @zachh13
    @zachh13 7 років тому +21

    "He actually uses his head as a battering ram"
    Nice job standing DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM

  • @sambhavjain5544
    @sambhavjain5544 3 роки тому +23

    "A Golden Eagle eating a Hamburger, the most American thing ever"
    -Jimmy Kimmel

    • @carlosacosta4007
      @carlosacosta4007 2 роки тому

      Bald eagle it's the USA eagle

    • @sambhavjain5544
      @sambhavjain5544 2 роки тому

      @@carlosacosta4007 yeah, but when he eats an hamburger, that'll be the next most American thing. Or a beaver drinking beer.

  • @christophersantos730
    @christophersantos730 5 років тому +711

    6:20 i feel like no one caught andy saying “redtube” LMAO

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 років тому +2

      😂😂❤️🏳️‍🌈

    • @sweetmedusa7503
      @sweetmedusa7503 5 років тому +9

      What's red tube?!

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 років тому +30

      @@sweetmedusa7503 seriously 😏

    • @sweetmedusa7503
      @sweetmedusa7503 5 років тому +7

      Am I missing something? I was just curious was all.

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 років тому +8

      @@sweetmedusa7503 it's famouse site for porn

  • @AlmasAlamDarunnasiha
    @AlmasAlamDarunnasiha 4 роки тому +119

    Dave: Squirt some yogurt on his paws.
    Andy: *(VISIBLE AND AUDIBLE CONFUSION)*

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 років тому +189

    I love how Dave is holding the 2000 pound animal's leash as if he could do anything to stop it if it went nuts

    • @ipband1t216
      @ipband1t216 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @oraclesoto2043
      @oraclesoto2043 4 роки тому +19

      Most animals don't recognize a leash as anything other than an immovable object. That's why you'll people tether a horse up a cheap wooden post and it doesn't break it.

  • @yogeshDocumentaryEntertainment
    @yogeshDocumentaryEntertainment 3 роки тому +19

    Conan 'actually' loves the animals and is never scared of them. Simply the best.

  • @JohnSmith-dy3ck
    @JohnSmith-dy3ck 4 роки тому +61

    Watching Andy try to convince Jimmy to ride the bison was hilarious 😂

  • @Gyarren
    @Gyarren 4 роки тому +17

    The kangaroo was adorable; and the chameleon was GORGEOUS! The golden eagle was beautiful, too, and the buffalo/bison seemed pretty friendly.

  • @juliarobinson3350
    @juliarobinson3350 7 років тому +1527

    5:15 "the one thing you Definitely don't want to do, is walk behind one of these animals"
    *a guy walks behind one of those animals*
    😂😂😂

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 6 років тому +6

      looking terrified, he just got warned by Dave lol hahahaha

    • @trevorneuzerling9281
      @trevorneuzerling9281 6 років тому +13

      He was out of range of his back hooves I think.

    • @MishuProductions
      @MishuProductions 6 років тому +1

      I was just about to say that

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 6 років тому +1

      Its funny that we have the same profile picture.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 6 років тому +1

      Celebrities are more expensive to replace

  • @Lina-cy9ln
    @Lina-cy9ln 3 роки тому

    Some people consider their animal as family member so they do not mind to share food, place with animal. Pure heart!

  • @anom2619
    @anom2619 4 роки тому +168

    I love the intro.
    "Jimmy great to see you!"
    "Great to see you dave, how are you?"
    "I am fantastic, this is a red kangaroo!"

  • @sheepishgoat5599
    @sheepishgoat5599 5 років тому +4300

    Permission to throw Jimmy off the stage and bring a host that actually likes or at least respects animals?

    • @iziddl
      @iziddl 5 років тому +109

      Then bring Jimmy Fallon. He is incredible!

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 5 років тому +170

      @@iziddl A sentence that have never been uttered by a human before now...

    • @anupambaglari
      @anupambaglari 4 роки тому +138

      Conan is great with animals, he does fear some of them but thats more like respect fear, I mean who wouldn't be afraid of a croc

    • @kali.9255
      @kali.9255 4 роки тому +45

      watch jimmy fallon with robert irwin. so much better

    • @ladytamaraofficial9631
      @ladytamaraofficial9631 4 роки тому +28

      Jimmy is just a little scared. If they brought a buffalo in front of you I bet you'd pass out so back off, ok? Everybody is afraid of something and if you can't accept that then don't watch Jimmy Kimmel's videos and ruin them for people who actually enjoy them.
      Thank you.

  • @xLPxatrick
    @xLPxatrick 8 років тому +163

    Why is jimmy scared of like every animal out there

    • @ashhk11
      @ashhk11 8 років тому +29

      You know that he's faking it like every other talkshow.

    • @absurdrhino
      @absurdrhino 8 років тому +3

      Most of those animals eat reptiles...

    • @manyhands9240
      @manyhands9240 8 років тому +2

      It's a Jewish thing

    • @lanielannister
      @lanielannister 8 років тому +2

      ManyHands92 he's not jewish

    • @absurdrhino
      @absurdrhino 8 років тому +3

      He was raised Catholic but turned to Satanism in his formative years

  • @riteshdesai6517
    @riteshdesai6517 2 роки тому +1

    We should love and also respect the animals. They also are a part of this world

  • @joecolclough3775
    @joecolclough3775 7 років тому +400

    It actually gets a bit annoying when Jimmy is 'scared' of every animal

    • @12345balla12345
      @12345balla12345 7 років тому +28

      Joe Colclough I agree, it seems like that every time an animal guy comes on a talk show the talk show hosts are always super scared pussys.
      It's defiantly kind of annoying..

    • @Lena-zn4re
      @Lena-zn4re 7 років тому +3

      12345balla12345 It's an act for entertainment. The producers stage for them to react that way. Because apparently, the audience will be more entertained when he's scared than when he's not. And they're not looking to be educated on these shows, that's was documentaries are for.

    • @dzeez7394
      @dzeez7394 7 років тому +11

      Joe Colclough go watch Conan
      Conan is so good with the animals

    • @alandria1089
      @alandria1089 6 років тому +3

      Well, he can’t help that he’s scared so...

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 6 років тому +1

      Joe Colclough
      It's Hollywood's most opposing opposite, something real.

  • @21whichiswhich
    @21whichiswhich 6 років тому +49

    Looks like the Bison has to most gentle eyes.

  • @xibalbaa
    @xibalbaa 8 років тому +121

    u should bring Dave Salmoni on ur show more often

  • @echa9446
    @echa9446 4 роки тому +43

    andy's hard pass on the chameleon is hilarious 😂

  • @AliAhmed-ri5ty
    @AliAhmed-ri5ty 4 роки тому +1119

    Now you'll never know what I wrote.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 роки тому +173

      And what would it do? Bulls or male cattle are not fazed by red, it's the violent movement that pisses them off.

    • @kaidkaid88
      @kaidkaid88 4 роки тому +32

      Exactly Hellwyck. I was going to say those same words.

    • @iambusy247
      @iambusy247 4 роки тому

      Hellwyck Wdum by violent movement educate me

    • @therealbabemagnet
      @therealbabemagnet 4 роки тому +8

      Richard 5758 When Andy was waving his arms next to the Eagle for example

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 роки тому +8

      Richard 5758 basically fast, sudden movements send them into a stage of fight or flight. They choose right, and they charge the thing moving quickly and unpredictably.

  • @saikaveti
    @saikaveti 4 роки тому +71

    7:07 Bison got startled due to audience's screams. C'mon guys.

    • @youxarexmyxsunshine
      @youxarexmyxsunshine 4 роки тому +8

      Wow great observation. I have to go rewatch it again and it was so sad.

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 3 роки тому +1

      C’mon it’s an American audience. they are so starved of any real culture they will go bat crap crazy over anything and everything. Most things just go right over their heads

  • @pranjalmundhada5496
    @pranjalmundhada5496 4 роки тому +2

    This shows should be held everywhere and one should know about it.

  • @Santi-my5pf
    @Santi-my5pf 8 років тому +470

    why do they take the animals away so damn fast

    • @DookieJuice1111
      @DookieJuice1111 8 років тому +183

      Before the animals can possibly get uncomfortable.

    • @itsorval415
      @itsorval415 8 років тому +54

      Limited amount of time

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 8 років тому +47

      The show must move on.

    • @anthonylee5359
      @anthonylee5359 8 років тому +61

      I think the animals were already uncomfortable to begin with.

    • @kettlebellwafer
      @kettlebellwafer 7 років тому +1

      So they have time to bring in the other animals

  • @basedbacon1626
    @basedbacon1626 8 років тому +380

    haha lmfao Andy Samberg: "redtube"

    • @baharmeahey6319
      @baharmeahey6319 8 років тому +4

      yeah i heard that two

    • @ilovetech
      @ilovetech 8 років тому +3

      Damn this website will be mad popular now

    • @colbecarlson3680
      @colbecarlson3680 7 років тому +4

      Whoa, when did he say redtube

    • @rbijimmy
      @rbijimmy 7 років тому +2

      after the comment about the male buffalos dry humping each other

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 8 років тому +592

    Davi Salmoni has the best personality.

  • @ktbffh1542
    @ktbffh1542 7 років тому +125

    "You see the nards on that kangaroo?" HAHAHA

  • @jennakaufman4471
    @jennakaufman4471 Рік тому +2

    That panther chameleon is gorgeous!

  • @kibarra7850
    @kibarra7850 7 років тому +8

    That bison is scary yet peaceful and adorable

  • @MrRKuken
    @MrRKuken 5 років тому +17

    5:25 That's what she said!

  • @mui7264
    @mui7264 5 років тому +48

    “you don’t wanna walk behind this one” random guy walks behind him

  • @IraserH
    @IraserH Рік тому +2

    I’d love to watch these animals so up close,all so majestic and mesmerising. That bison was so beautiful ❤

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 4 роки тому +65

    "Would you like to feed him?"
    "No."
    "You wouuuuuuuuuuuld?"

  • @soumenadhikari9221
    @soumenadhikari9221 4 роки тому +44

    The most American thing ever...A golden Eagle eating a hamburger 😆😂

    • @puppies24ful
      @puppies24ful 3 роки тому +3

      Golden eagles are the national bird of Mexico

  • @nboy7
    @nboy7 8 років тому +32

    I wanna see an eagle eating a hamburger now.

  • @smallgator
    @smallgator 2 роки тому +5

    I love the people "holding back" the Bison. It's the thought that counts lol.

  • @ejicon3099
    @ejicon3099 5 років тому +228

    The Eagle spiking it’s head up is what interrupted Dave. And for those who want to know, the Golden Eagle rivals the Bald Eagle as one of the largest birds in North America. Hope this helps.

    • @temporarymomentary
      @temporarymomentary 5 років тому +2

      But the falcon sound is the most terrifying.

    • @eliasmontoya7515
      @eliasmontoya7515 5 років тому +2

      @@temporarymomentary i think its beautiful. Granted if i was a child wandering the woods alone then im sure the sound of a raptor large enough to carry me off to her nest would be terrifying

  • @cristianosamble
    @cristianosamble 7 років тому +245

    @4:41 Dave knew something was about to happen hahaha

    • @kayliejohnson8273
      @kayliejohnson8273 6 років тому

      hahaha

    • @srsr60
      @srsr60 6 років тому +23

      andy was moving his hands around too fast, the bird thought he was something to eat.

    • @pattiehubanks3380
      @pattiehubanks3380 6 років тому +1

      Dave has a high voice

    • @declanw038
      @declanw038 6 років тому

      Rain Shoshana loud noises also startle birds

  • @calvinmonkey
    @calvinmonkey 8 років тому +117

    You can actually see they guy get real nervous at 4:40 once the eagle's hair goes up lol

    • @teetee1324
      @teetee1324 8 років тому +47

      You actually see him look at Andy when he started waving his hands. I think that's what triggered the eagle

    • @jisookim6904
      @jisookim6904 7 років тому +2

      calvinmonkey hair? The presenter called it fur.... I'm guessing it's the nerves but those are mistakes that kids in kindergarten are going to call you out on.

    • @hotman718
      @hotman718 6 років тому

      He went into attack mode. 😮

  • @maxhu4976
    @maxhu4976 3 роки тому +29

    4:29 look at Dave, he's reaching the limits of his patience

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 8 років тому +30

    when he's out of character, Andy Samberg seems like such a nice guy.