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  • Опубліковано 7 гру 2023
  • In this very special episode, Dick and Vito discuss the fallout of Maddox's three hour documentary masterpiece: "When Fans Become Stalkers." Listen in on the tale of an insane, lying, Armenian psychopath who can't accept that his embarassing sperg out an ex-girlfriend was the direct path to his own professional and financial ruin.
    VOTE ON THE PROBLEMS: BiggestProblem.Show | SUPPORT THE SHOW: / biggestproblem
    Vito's Problems:
    Intrusive Thoughts
    American Privilege
    Dick's Problems
    Chump Syndrome
    Work Holiday Parties
    Show Links:
    ►VOTE: biggestproblem.show
    ►PATREON: / biggestproblem
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    ►GOOGLE PLAY: bit.ly/3jSP32e
    Dick Links:
    ►PATREON: / thedickshow
    ►THE DICK SHOW: thedickshow.com
    ►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
    ►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
    ►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
    Vito Links:
    ►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
    ►CHANNEL 1: / vito
    ►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
    ►PATREON: / thevitoshow
    ►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
    ►TWITTER: / vitocomedy
    ►MERCH: killdozer.industries
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 236

  • @pineappleman570
    @pineappleman570 7 місяців тому +167

    Some people whine about really long episodes, but I love 3 hour TDS+BPITU shows. It gives me something to do when I’m bored during the week. But I’m shitfaced. Do whatever works the best for your patreon.

    • @AustralianCapitalist
      @AustralianCapitalist 7 місяців тому +11

      It’s a great episode to have go long, it’s Maddox drama, Vito weight and nice discussion than the stupid interview last week

    • @jasonfuqua4284
      @jasonfuqua4284 7 місяців тому

      Agreed

    • @a-damthemansixtynan4463
      @a-damthemansixtynan4463 7 місяців тому +1

      Cheers, bud.

    • @strhopper1
      @strhopper1 7 місяців тому +2

      Imagine complaining about something you enjoy being too long

    • @wallofriogrande
      @wallofriogrande 7 місяців тому +3

      Not anything against Vito, he has his place, but I could listen to Dick for hours. He is just naturally funny like Cumia. I dont always agree with the politics but it's always funny.

  • @clintjanes3784
    @clintjanes3784 7 місяців тому +96

    I'm shocked. Vito took Kyle's advice and clutched out a victory.

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 7 місяців тому +8

      RSK. would be cool to see MurkaD on the show.

    • @sauto4872
      @sauto4872 7 місяців тому +7

      @@rannnoch he has been before

    • @cullenkerr6556
      @cullenkerr6556 7 місяців тому +2

      He already has

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 7 місяців тому +2

      You guys are right I forgot he was on before. AGAIN I SAY AGAIN HERE HERE

    • @nilktots6380
      @nilktots6380 7 днів тому

      vito always loses because he is a pedo

  • @RedOzobBogdo
    @RedOzobBogdo 7 місяців тому +51

    I can't believe Vito actually made it.

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 7 місяців тому +54

    There's something particularly funny about Dick teasing the results of Vito's weight loss while Vito chomps down on nachos and mtn dew.

  • @OliverKlozzofff
    @OliverKlozzofff 7 місяців тому +24

    Man, what an episode. When Vito just off the cuff started rattling off FBI crime statistics, I was blown away...

  • @destructionor
    @destructionor 7 місяців тому +26

    "im gonna eat my way back to 310 to spite everyone" as he shovels taco bell down his throat

  • @Thebabybadass101
    @Thebabybadass101 7 місяців тому +16

    I could tell Vito would win he looked visibly less dense.

  • @tubetime345
    @tubetime345 7 місяців тому +10

    I love to see Vito smiling that much, very genuine

  • @AM-fw6jl
    @AM-fw6jl 7 місяців тому +11

    Thanks, Vito. Now we can all go on living another day.

  • @claptrapthedestroyer
    @claptrapthedestroyer 7 місяців тому +12

    vito manifesting his maddox arc by burping sporadically!

  • @jacobrothschild42936
    @jacobrothschild42936 7 місяців тому +17

    I am genuinely proud of vito losing that much weight. I hope he continues to progress.

    • @alexslighter5250
      @alexslighter5250 7 місяців тому +4

      It was nothing a guy his size should have lost a lot more in 6 months lazy a.f

    • @alexslighter5250
      @alexslighter5250 7 місяців тому

      May he have cardiovascular problems

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 7 місяців тому +1

      Several pounds of that was water weight so it will shoot back up 10 pounds next week

    • @Asidders
      @Asidders 5 місяців тому

      He will definitely bounce back

  • @MeatMonsterMan
    @MeatMonsterMan 7 місяців тому +16

    The transcript of the LOLsuit is still hilarious. Even years later, it's surreal that it actually happened how it did.

  • @joshuaperry4112
    @joshuaperry4112 7 місяців тому +8

    Godzilla is so good it turned vito republican.

  • @JJ-xw8sv
    @JJ-xw8sv 7 місяців тому +26

    1:44:02 Vito Loses FINAL RESULTS!!!!!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    7:10 Show starts
    16:03 Intro
    26:40 Viewer comments
    38:37 Last week's winner
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    40:03 Problem: Intrusive Thoughts
    56:04 Problem: Chump Syndrome
    1:08:46 Problem: American Privelige
    1:24:50 Problem: Work Holiday Parties
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    1:31:04 Voicemails
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    1:44:02 Vito Loses FINAL RESULTS!!!!!
    - 1:48:18 Actual results
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    1:57:20 Superchats
    - 3:07:25 Alpha Core Ricky appearance
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    3:13:28 End of show

    • @JJ-xw8sv
      @JJ-xw8sv 7 місяців тому

      3 hour show, Jesus Christ

    • @kolossarthas
      @kolossarthas 7 місяців тому +3

      Thanks bro

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 7 місяців тому +4

      Vito or whoever needs to start pinning these comments.

  • @MartinJPR
    @MartinJPR 7 місяців тому +5

    2:13:10 that part really pissed me off, Vito. Move away from the microphone. Better yet, close your mouth when you are eating. Tasteless.

  • @zakistoxic
    @zakistoxic 7 місяців тому +5

    if this isnt the new standard length for episodes i will leave the patreon

  • @wallofriogrande
    @wallofriogrande 7 місяців тому +7

    Vito. Don't gain the weight back. Keep at it. You don't want to be boogie

  • @pureradio5655
    @pureradio5655 7 місяців тому +9

    VITOOOOOOOOO!!!! Holy shit dude! Shout out to PKA for the tips.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 5 місяців тому

      That place is like the Oracle of Delphi, a bunch of weirdos huffing earth fumes and spouting esoteric knowledge that is actually applicable

  • @private_0
    @private_0 7 місяців тому

    Great episode, thanks!

  • @wallofriogrande
    @wallofriogrande 7 місяців тому +7

    Maddox only uses the dog argument because it appeals to the sensibilities of women

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 5 місяців тому +1

      Because God knows nothing else about him appeals to women.

    • @manpotion
      @manpotion 3 місяці тому

      @@discipleofdagon8195 Or rational adults

  • @GammaAKF
    @GammaAKF 7 місяців тому +18

    I think you guys are dead wrong
    Maddox intended audience are people that only knew him through his website and youtube, but never listened to any of his podcasts or shows. Those are the people he's trying to convince. People who don't know enough to understand he's lying, who haven't heard of him for years, who don't know how garbage his podcasts are, and who haven't watched any if your content. At least those are the people who's comments he isn't deleting.

    • @manpotion
      @manpotion 3 місяці тому

      How would they not know him from The Biggest Problem when it was literally a video production on UA-cam at one point? Also, what was he lying about? Those embarrassing poems written in children's scrawl looked real to me.

    • @GammaAKF
      @GammaAKF 3 місяці тому

      @dev8753 well, if you are here and don't already know, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it too much. Maddox started every bit of all of the drama by trying to do shady shit behind the scenes. If you're that interested you can listen to old episodes of The Dick Show to hear him talking about the drama as it happened or you can pay Dick some patreon money to see the bonus episodes where he goes through everything in Maddox's video he spent 5 years producing.
      Dicks cringey ass poetry (or song lyrics as Dick claims) is nowhere near the issue.
      Now, did you come here because you listened to the old biggest problem or are you a new fan of Maddox?

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 7 місяців тому +1

    Also the vacations and disneyland visits made for great content in the show!

  • @robertalvarado883
    @robertalvarado883 7 місяців тому +5

    It would be funny if this was Step 1 towards Vito becoming Liquid Boogie and he gets insanely jacked over the next year out of spite / for a joke

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 7 місяців тому +1

      Ethan Suplee understood this

  • @EnormousKingCrab
    @EnormousKingCrab 7 місяців тому +6

    I normally shit on Vito, but he did good this week

  • @ItzVeggie
    @ItzVeggie 7 місяців тому +5

    Post-sauna Vito

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 7 місяців тому +1

    I literally threw my hands up and yelled "HE DID IT" like a soyboy watching his favorite marvel movie

  • @hoodglasses8237
    @hoodglasses8237 6 місяців тому +1

    How do I go back and forget these idiots exist?

  • @darkentheday9655
    @darkentheday9655 7 місяців тому +5

    the farting was really gross, but Vito just came into this one slinging zingers and jokes left and right. I can't tell if it's because he's eating while doing the show or if it's because of the weight loss.

  • @TheYokeOfFaith
    @TheYokeOfFaith 7 місяців тому

    "drum roll" is my new favorite song.

  • @imarcuscicero8212
    @imarcuscicero8212 3 місяці тому +1

    I hadn't listened to Dick for several years, yet I got doxxed, so I guess it's time to start giving some buckaroos for spite once again.

  • @ericm1839
    @ericm1839 7 місяців тому +3

    Seriously congrats on the weightloss Vito. The first step is the hardest. Within striking distance of 250.
    Youve finally earned the hashtag:
    #VitoLost

  • @LT3Fluffy
    @LT3Fluffy 7 місяців тому +4

    Vito would be a loud chewer/smacker 🤮

  • @sinkhole420
    @sinkhole420 7 місяців тому

    my intrusive thoughts are that i've completely wasted my life and ruined it with drugs, that i've overdosed years ago and i'm living in this weird purgatory/coma dream and won't/can't wake the hell up till i fix my awful personality, which is never going to happen. sometimes i get these flashbacks or panic attacks where i almost feel alive enough to know that i'm living in a dream. and as long as i can hold it together until it passes i can continue to struggle not to relapse

  • @Steve-sd7wk
    @Steve-sd7wk 7 місяців тому +17

    Bring on PKA Taylor. We want Taylor.

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 7 місяців тому +1

      Bring on the boulder! Chinese brak guy!

    • @Foghore
      @Foghore 7 місяців тому

      RKS 4 LIFE bring on the giant skulled monster again!

  • @user-zu8uz5fl8f
    @user-zu8uz5fl8f 6 місяців тому

    Vito's weight loss victory is the best kind of victory, because he won with the least possible amount of effort.

  • @ross9804
    @ross9804 7 місяців тому +6

    Ya know what my favorite thing on an audio platform is? When the hosts open mouth chew right into the fucking mic.

  • @Soberum
    @Soberum 7 місяців тому +5

    Good job Vito on losing the weight.

  • @Foghore
    @Foghore 7 місяців тому +4

    vito i audibly cheered and woke up my gf hearing you win the contest im proud of you man don’t become a fat again!

  • @u4yk
    @u4yk 7 місяців тому +2

    According to Maddox, Kiss is a hate group because they use that Sean Show logo.

  • @shockmouths1
    @shockmouths1 7 місяців тому +1

    Vito actually looks good. Keep up the good work Vito!

  • @sauto4872
    @sauto4872 7 місяців тому +3

    I like when you guys get sidetracked on problems

  • @mbknightsmuse
    @mbknightsmuse 7 місяців тому

    The yogi bear moment was legendary

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 7 місяців тому +13

    Show starts 07:10

    • @KingEurope1
      @KingEurope1 7 місяців тому

      Big McThankies from McSpankies

    • @domiepotato
      @domiepotato 7 місяців тому

      Thanks man. Appreciate it.

    • @kicksmechanic
      @kicksmechanic 7 місяців тому

      The pre-start banter is the best tho

  • @Rekon-se6wv
    @Rekon-se6wv 6 місяців тому +1

    I can see Vito's face shrinking on the sides. Good job! Life is sh,1t Vito, but if you keep on living, you will be able to pay for a second mortgage! :D

  • @natedogg4341
    @natedogg4341 7 місяців тому

    Hell yeah, Vito did it!

  • @bluebroham
    @bluebroham 7 місяців тому +2

    1:28:25
    Wasn't expecting to get so specifically called out.

    • @BiggestProblem
      @BiggestProblem  7 місяців тому +1

      BEEP BEEP!

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 5 місяців тому

      Furry truckers? Wow, you guys really are everywhere, huh?

    • @bluebroham
      @bluebroham 5 місяців тому

      ​@@discipleofdagon8195We out here 🤙

  • @wallofriogrande
    @wallofriogrande 7 місяців тому

    Can't work at home with the construction but can work with the bugs

  • @EyebelieveTheNarrative
    @EyebelieveTheNarrative 7 місяців тому +6

    Are Eric and Maddox coordinating to provide content for the biggest problem?

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 7 місяців тому +2

    Vito is #1 on my Ray P. list

  • @Obi-Wan_Jabroni
    @Obi-Wan_Jabroni 7 місяців тому +1

    Vito out here cutting weight like MMA fighters

  • @joeimjoe
    @joeimjoe 7 місяців тому +4

    LFG VITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lordcorporal4247
    @lordcorporal4247 7 місяців тому +2

    1:43:40 SEE Eric. You don’t have to just be on a team. They said something nice! 🤟

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo 7 місяців тому

    Vito bro, way to go!

  • @captainwalter
    @captainwalter 7 місяців тому +3

    vito actually looks good good job bro

  • @EddyA1337
    @EddyA1337 7 місяців тому +2

    Good job on the weight loss Vito!

  • @ballsonthetablefilms9626
    @ballsonthetablefilms9626 7 місяців тому +2

    2016 is back 😎

  • @kgonepostl
    @kgonepostl 7 місяців тому +2

    The issue isn't how good we have it, it's how bad we'll have it in 10-20 years Vito.

  • @Joederk
    @Joederk 7 місяців тому +2

    Where is the bonus episode? Biggest Problem with Santa???

  • @tdawg7764
    @tdawg7764 7 місяців тому +2

    HOLY SHIT VITO MADE WEIGHT!!!!!

  • @Adshercott
    @Adshercott 7 місяців тому +1

    Well shit, now what am I supposed to do with all my GREAT weightloss tips??

  • @Batmania300
    @Batmania300 7 місяців тому

    Vito looks great already!

  • @badnewsjp
    @badnewsjp 7 місяців тому +3

    Hope you guys still find time to review alphacore

  • @hvnman_f4
    @hvnman_f4 7 місяців тому +1

    vito losing weight was 0.012 hamas

  • @raritymademydress
    @raritymademydress 7 місяців тому +12

    These long episodes are a blessing for us wageslaves. thanks guys 👌

  • @wallofriogrande
    @wallofriogrande 7 місяців тому

    You guys can make fun of the holiday classic stuff but I have literally not cared about the holidays in years.

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 7 місяців тому +6

    Vito, some of those intrusive thoughts about having fans are just imposters syndrome. (Vote it up if it already was on the show!)

  • @braysive4380
    @braysive4380 7 місяців тому

    Congrats Vito! enjoy all the food as you gain back twice as much weight. Vito 2024: Road to 400lbs!

  • @13igworm
    @13igworm 7 місяців тому

    I liked the best debate, but mostly I liked rucka rucka ali. Also congratz Vito.

  • @reachfan0809
    @reachfan0809 7 місяців тому +3

    Imagine if Vito kept a strict diet with light cardio for for a year. He could be regular sized in a year and a half. Good job and keep goin bud.

    • @-Perene
      @-Perene 7 місяців тому

      The only diet that makes lose weight is KETO. And strict. Later, I mean, 6 months in, try TARGETED KETO.

    • @alexslighter5250
      @alexslighter5250 7 місяців тому

      ​@-Perene everything is bs besides cals in vs cals out retard.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 7 місяців тому +2

    Some say that the real MADDOX BLAST was the breakup letter he sent to 80s girl, years after they broke up.

  • @buzzedbigfoot127
    @buzzedbigfoot127 7 місяців тому

    his real name is George guys maybe hes just curious

  • @felixvids7238
    @felixvids7238 7 місяців тому +1

    i love tim rodgers videos? what are the chances that he could come on the show?

    • @sinisis2000
      @sinisis2000 6 місяців тому

      this pod might be too intense for him, i Love tim rogers but i dont know if he could handle thiss

    • @felixvids7238
      @felixvids7238 6 місяців тому

      @@sinisis2000 i know but a part of me still wants to believe

  • @LoveRocketsable
    @LoveRocketsable 7 місяців тому +2

    No lessons learned of course. Isn’t it funny though that the more weight vito loses, the more his lisp goes away?

    • @askers_
      @askers_ 7 місяців тому

      Alog dipshit lol

  • @1BipedalApe
    @1BipedalApe 7 місяців тому +9

    Maddox is living in their heads, RENT FREE.

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 7 місяців тому

      lol this is all in minecraft my fellow israeli supporter!

    • @ChideNorms
      @ChideNorms 7 місяців тому

      Based on

    • @alexslighter5250
      @alexslighter5250 7 місяців тому

      Dick has loved in madcucks head for years retard

    • @MCHellshit
      @MCHellshit 7 місяців тому +2

      That's nice of them, Maddox needs a cheap place to stay,

    • @Sam-lf3hn
      @Sam-lf3hn 5 днів тому

      So, in other words, they should never talk about Maddox whenever he does something stupid?

  • @kicksmechanic
    @kicksmechanic 7 місяців тому +6

    FUCK ALL THE MADDOX BULLSHIT!!!!! Vito I love you and I'm so glad you actually made weight!!! I'm super proud of you my boy!! Keep going brother! You'll like a chad in short time.. "you got a good jawline" you'll look like a God😉❤️

  • @devinhoyt2935
    @devinhoyt2935 7 місяців тому

    I'm not invested in your weightless at all, but congrats! Keep at it, or don't.

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 7 місяців тому

    start-the-show music slightly too quiet

  • @ChideNorms
    @ChideNorms 7 місяців тому +1

    AUDIENCE GOT SCAMMED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @flakkapossum
    @flakkapossum 7 місяців тому

    Black Christmas 2006 13 minutes in…eye ripped from socket. You’re welcome.

  • @matthiasia2207
    @matthiasia2207 7 місяців тому +1

    Godzilla in Palestine: Godzilla -Jew

  • @Zennsunni
    @Zennsunni Місяць тому

    That average salary of 77 thousand dollars is what it should be you dope, that’s not what it really is, if you take the top 1% it’s something like 35 thousand, and that might actually be a little high

  • @AaronHarver-dj4yq
    @AaronHarver-dj4yq 7 місяців тому

    Might as well just give that money to Kyle and Taylor, without them Vito would’ve had a fat chance at making the weight in. All jokes aside congrats, I think I speak for everybody when I say we did not see that coming

  • @KandieKitten418
    @KandieKitten418 7 місяців тому

    Replay !! WTG Vito!!

  • @MattrickBT
    @MattrickBT 7 місяців тому

    Injuries to the eyes are psychologically linked with the fear of castration.

  • @allhailthepan1912
    @allhailthepan1912 7 місяців тому

    Vito great job

  • @xxx4gravy20xxx6
    @xxx4gravy20xxx6 6 місяців тому

    I mean, I kinda get it. What's a good, hard workin' blue collar feller supposed to do when these girls can just fire up tinder and find a famous youtube sugardaddy to replace them with the second they grow bored of their tired ass? Shootin' up their door? Eh, can't blame a feller for blowing off some steam after a tumble that rough.

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior 7 місяців тому

    1:48:00

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 7 місяців тому

    Lol maddox even did a whole Gozilla podcast series. (Which of course sucked)

  • @p0intdk
    @p0intdk 7 місяців тому +6

    Good job Vito, double or nothing for the next 30lbs!

  • @alexadame7389
    @alexadame7389 7 місяців тому

    Dick and vito can you get sean strickland on as a guest that guy is funny

  • @bananomem3642
    @bananomem3642 7 місяців тому

    Dick please do multiple cutouts of the list, I wanna be on the show too!

  • @reijei4070
    @reijei4070 7 місяців тому

    Vito re weighed and it was 282 obviously Maria lied

  • @CodySvsTheNet
    @CodySvsTheNet 7 місяців тому

    The lime and punch prime are actually good. You should also try monster ultra sunrise, paradise and peachy keen as well as the monster rehab teas.

  • @nyuzoo
    @nyuzoo 6 місяців тому

    MADDOX BLAST

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior 7 місяців тому +7

    I don't believe Vito weighed 278. Never saw him on the scale. I think dick is being a good friend. Having those papers from his girlfriend at the beginning, was a nice touch

    • @ChideNorms
      @ChideNorms 7 місяців тому

      I can’t believe people are buying that shit….

    • @ChideNorms
      @ChideNorms 7 місяців тому

      @@zephirol4638ok bud. Yup.

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior 7 місяців тому

    5:00

  • @breadman2060
    @breadman2060 7 місяців тому

    If you write out the lyrics to pretty much any song, they sound awful. The music is what makes lyrics cool.

  • @Tiptoegigolo
    @Tiptoegigolo 7 місяців тому

    Double or nothing on Vito lost.

  • @Keranu
    @Keranu 7 місяців тому

    36:29 Xanny Ralph prophecy made through the Ghost of Andrew Tate.

  • @Syzygy77
    @Syzygy77 7 місяців тому

    Good job Vito. You can barely be motivated by money but we all found out shame is the real motivator in your life even though you have next to none of it for yourself. 😂
    You could’ve lost twice as much but Good Job nevertheless.