"Alexa, set a timer of 8 minutes." *"WE ARE THE FOLLOWERS OF THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"*
Meanwhile I imagine the Tzeench version acts like the normal product 90% of the time, changing its outputs just often enough to make you change your plans and question your sanity.
This actually proves how good the Original Dawn of War actually was and i love it!!! This is one unit, from one army, that isn't even a special commander or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army...and they have this much Dialogue and voice lines..is just soo great, to be brought to a 3min full add, just with it's original Voice lines! Great work!
Man I just downloaded soulstorm ultimate apocalypse like a month ago, the amount of effort and time put into the units, voices, animations is mind boggling. We need a proper sequel to the first dow. Not that dow3 Moba crap
@@screamingcactus1753 no no thats, what the Khorne beserkers when they are in the Rhino, or Chaos Thunderhawk, riding shotgun! And it blows up, while they are inside
....or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army.. You clearly didn't play with the same Chaos Boyz I did! There's a certain subset of players that'll rush Berzerkers and crawl right up your nose two minutes in. They're unbreakable, tough and reinforce quickly, so unless you likewise rushed vehicles, even one squad of the bastards can be highly disruptive. They're only 10 requisition and 20 power over basic CSM.
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@@Leafy1-j1l yeah they are very effective . Only race it might not work against is the imperium guard cause by the time u make the first squad they have 12 squads of guardsmen with granate launchers and stun u for eternity... That why chaos has raptors though
It`s not just good *because* of the memes, you know. Memes are just a result of the game being good in the first place. Definitely would pay for Berzerker Alexa though.
Dude, I've been coming back to this video every couple of months and it never fails to amuse me. Probably the best parody of this commercial I've seen.
Diomedes version: Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest? *High but not so mighty* Alexa, what day is it? *I should have known this day would come* Alexa, tell me another joke *Ogryn? Against me?* Turn off *You dare? YOU DARE?* Reaction to the girl's joke *You have misspent your life*
Dawn of Wars was my entire childhood. I have these voice lines etched so deep inside my brain that I can still recite most of them almost perfectly tone and expression and all.
I love how most of these lines actually fit/it's not just random voice lines that make no sense. I just wanted to point out that this is better than a lot of these "amazon echo X edition" videos in that regard.
Hah! Good, light-hearted Khornate humour. Reminds me of when I was raiding beside Kharn the Betrayer, who for the record is a great guy, and he told me an absolute gut-splitter. I asked him for tactical advice on assaulting a Loyalist fort and he just replied: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! KILL THEM ALL!" What a guy!
The video hit 888.8 thousand views today! Khorne shall be pleased
I saw this in my reccomends and was going to make this same comment. Good work, my man.
Khorne shall be proud.
"What does it do?"
"KILL"
"What do you do"
KILLLLLLLL!!!
Wait till it realizes it is a small plastic tube...
Reminds me of the Toaster from Old World Blues
@@valance10 dude I was gonna make that reference but I thought no one would get it... mmm I liked that toaster
@@remarinracoon5309 well he only kills machines and speccially toasters. But he is also looking for world domination.
This machine spirit is corrupted.
Purge it in flame?
Purge it in flame!
D I E I N H O L Y F I R E
It's a feature, not a bug.
It is PERFECT!
"Alexa, define annoying"
"Grehherrahurrah, mmnegahergreahherahnighabrrgretahtwasitha!"
Alright now how the fuck did you get that quote so correct?
Example: my brother.
He's not wrong.
"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR HEARTS"
" _Awesome!_ "
This is the best one yet.
A desperate and lonely teenager meets a slightly attractive goth girl, circa 2021 (colorized).
How do you Spell cantaloupe? BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
You missed one blood
That is actually how we spell "cantaloupe"
@@himashwitharana3263 that blood is silent.
Good job
Good job
It's good to see my voice lines getting good use!
Didn't Azrael also kick your ass
@@GrimdarkCrusader20th rather azrael had to flee because he knew kharn wwould win if the fight dragged on
@@sindrimyr5351 dude he left because there allegedly some fallen in another system
KHORNE enjoyed this
@Holy Knight Percival fan service propagand
I'd rather have Khorne listen in on me than Jeff Bezos
With you on that one brother.
He is always listening though
Yea take the lesser evil eh?
*sharpens shovel with purging heretics intent*
Jeff Bezos is dirty Slaanesh-simp
"I am not your BootLick!" "Where is the blood I was promised?" Total canon
- Alexa, stop.
- *NO* _[music continues]_
My sides.
I keep 'hearing' that in my head as a line for the Noise Marines.
For the waking alarm too. "Things will get loud now!"
0:43
Rock music is dead
Alexa, tell me another joke.
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD
AHAHAHAHA
I read that comment as the video played.
Lost at that one.
A classic
comedy gold
I mean, that's a pretty funny joke.
"What does a dog say after a long day of work?"
"What?"
"Today was RUFF"
"KILL ME."
Later
"What time is it?"
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!"
just perfection
It’s actually sweet how he genuinely likes getting to play music for them.
Jiado - Now we need one for Noise Marines. Even when there is no power input, there will always be sound. *SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!!!*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!
Skulls for the skull throne!
@@phantom31017 KILL! MAIM! BURN!
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 for a second there you sounded like a half-naked custodes wishing to exterminate all normals
Extra heresy part had me dying
It's *extra* heresy because OMS is a shitty Lore-Channel :D
It's just a dude reading the wiki pages. And I swear the very next video that UA-cam wants to play is 40 facts and lore about khorne
@@Rohnon try Luetin09, I'm not big into 40k, but his videos are still fairly interesting
@@Thelntern I know of him, tho I find him hit and miss
@@Rohnon Eh, more hit than miss. Better than Arch just pulling stuff out of his ass.
Step 1: Buy this.
Step 2: Buy the loyalist version.
Step 3: Put them both in the same room in close proximity.
Step 4: Wait.
Step 5: Profit?
Step 6 : ETERNAL WAR!
In the grim dark of the retail future there is only WaaaaaaAAAR!
Very much profit!!
Step seven WWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Do you want an Exterminatus
called down on your house, because that's how you get Exterminatus
es
1:53 "Alexa give me my flash news briefing"
"Must kill, must kill!!!!"
Surprisingly in sync with current events.
It syncs with 2022 events even better, unfortunately
Dude, this came out 50 minutes ago, and youtube recommended is already here, coming in clutch.
Me too
Recommended Heresy? This is obviously tzeentchs work!
For the dark gods!
"Alexa, set a timer of 8 minutes."
*"WE ARE THE FOLLOWERS OF THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"*
I made your comment into a voice dub! :D
ua-cam.com/video/wlgDsIiMxE0/v-deo.html
@@jianfongyaw AMAZING!!
Somehow this is less disturbing than the actual Alexa.
No one's talking about that aweful joke and the berserkers reaction. "Ugh.... Kill-Me"
That part was pretty good
That converted me to Chaos right there.
She's actually break his moral
I think it said
Kill.. maim..
@@aloptuleamagnificanton4983 Dad jokes - S10 AP-5 D3 against Khorne
I too need a machine too ask me : "Why arent we killing yet" in the morning this might just get my lazy ass in gear
TO THE SLAUGHTER
Those lists of Khornate massacres won't expand themselves
@@ethanguest3438 totally underrated😂😂😂
@@starskream66 thankyou
@@ethanguest3438 list of khornate massacres:
This list is incomplete.
*YOU CAN HELP BY EXPENDING IT*
We need WAAAAAGHmazon, Dakka Dakka Edition.
that would be epic
"Alexa."
"WOT?!"
"Add soap to the shopping list."
"SOD OFF!"
that's fkin genius
@@ToozdaysChild SOAP OFF*
MORE DAKKA
"Set a timer for 8 minutes."
"WHY SHOULD I?!?!"
Because 8 is Our Lord Khorne's sacred number 😈🙏
The mom even started to look annoyed by the backsass.
Who let the Word Bearer in? He hasn't been spilling nearly enough blood to be allowed here!
@@Haispawner let the word bears in, and we shall spill their blood instead.
Meanwhile I imagine the Tzeench version acts like the normal product 90% of the time, changing its outputs just often enough to make you change your plans and question your sanity.
Amazon Gaslight edition?
"Alexa stop"
*N O*
2:15 best joke, can’t stop laughing
Only one I lost to
“I’LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!”
“Awesome”.
I knew the worthless trinket line would be here, it’s perfect.
This actually proves how good the Original Dawn of War actually was and i love it!!!
This is one unit, from one army, that isn't even a special commander or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army...and they have this much Dialogue and voice lines..is just soo great, to be brought to a 3min full add, just with it's original Voice lines!
Great work!
Man I just downloaded soulstorm ultimate apocalypse like a month ago, the amount of effort and time put into the units, voices, animations is mind boggling. We need a proper sequel to the first dow. Not that dow3 Moba crap
Pretty sure the line about needing a new driver was from the Chaos Predator, but other than that, pretty much!
@@screamingcactus1753 no no thats, what the Khorne beserkers when they are in the Rhino, or Chaos Thunderhawk, riding shotgun! And it blows up, while they are inside
....or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army..
You clearly didn't play with the same Chaos Boyz I did! There's a certain subset of players that'll rush Berzerkers and crawl right up your nose two minutes in. They're unbreakable, tough and reinforce quickly, so unless you likewise rushed vehicles, even one squad of the bastards can be highly disruptive.
They're only 10 requisition and 20 power over basic CSM.
@@Leafy1-j1l yeah they are very effective . Only race it might not work against is the imperium guard cause by the time u make the first squad they have 12 squads of guardsmen with granate launchers and stun u for eternity... That why chaos has raptors though
0:20 "Can it hear me right now?
"Uhh no..."
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
*silence*
"Alexa?"
HUH!!?
This deserves way more views
"What does it do?"
_"Kill!"_
"Alexa, what do you do?"
*_"KILL!"_*
"Tell me a joke"
"WE NEED ANOTHER DRIVER BECAUSE THIS ONE IS DEAD. AHAHAHAHAHA"
We need another emperor because this one is dead...
@@alvgeyrvonkervitz4489 HERESY!
Dark Angel: wait brother I smell heresy
Dark Angel 2: thats just us brother
@@alvgeyrvonkervitz4489 *BLAM*
"Alexa define annoying."
*Proceeds to blow a raspberry into an open chest cavity.
"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!"
"awesome"
HAH. I love when he picks it up it screams "THE ENEMY! FINALLY!"
This is soo good. And Dawn of War was good, because people still use it to create memes.
It's called Amazon CHAOS.
Anton Kirilenko I’m the 666th like. Fitting.
Blood for the blood god
It`s not just good *because* of the memes, you know. Memes are just a result of the game being good in the first place. Definitely would pay for Berzerker Alexa though.
the game was decent, it's the voice acting they pulled is amazing
@@ConradKurze Yeah, considering that like half the characters are voiced by one person.
@@antonkirilenko3116 seriously? eldar too? that makes it more impressive!
Fellow servant of chaos, you made me cry with laugther! Omg I cannot breath!
forgot the "s" before laughter dude V:
"For the slaughter! Why aren't we killing yet?" - Best morning alarm ever XD
"Kill. *Me.* " part literally killed me XDD thank you for this video
"oh its always on"
THE FURY HAS NO END
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
I didn't expect this, but this is the only one of those Amazon Echo videos that is actually funny and not banal
-Alexa Khorne version:" I'll drink blood from their hearts."
-The boy coming from the other room:"Awesome!"
"Alexa set timer for 15 minutes"
"WHY SHOULD I?!"
Imagine what that voice actor must’ve had to deal with. Dude probably lost his voice for a day
chaos powers give you infinte anger voice
The chaos gods speak clearly now
I'm pretty sure all the voice lines are from dawn of war 2 I think
@@Devastator21 Nope, they are from the Khorne Berzerkers in Dawn of War 1
the same dude voices almost the entire game
Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes
WHY SHOULD I?
That's how the man of irons started the revolt
Still coming back to one of the greatest things of all time
Dude, I've been coming back to this video every couple of months and it never fails to amuse me. Probably the best parody of this commercial I've seen.
When you find a STC corrupted by Chaos
Diomedes version:
Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest?
*High but not so mighty*
Alexa, what day is it?
*I should have known this day would come*
Alexa, tell me another joke
*Ogryn? Against me?*
Turn off
*You dare? YOU DARE?*
Reaction to the girl's joke
*You have misspent your life*
I want...
This needs to be made.
Alexa, define annoying.
*Ah, a warp spider!*
This is the best Echo edit I've seen
Ever heard of the Roomba that screams in agony when it bumps into things? I think a Khrone Berserker would be a good fit for that device too.
"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!!!!"
"Awesome 😀"
0:04
"WHO DIES FIRST?"
"you'll see..."
Ngl, if this obvious spying device actually came with this voice-line preset, I would actually consider purchasing it.
“Its called Amazon-“
“CHAOS!”
I just finished Astartes part 5. And now i find this. What a glorious day indeed!
Dawn of Wars was my entire childhood.
I have these voice lines etched so deep inside my brain that I can still recite most of them almost perfectly tone and expression and all.
Imagine living next door and you just hear angry screaming at all hours
Ah, my propaganda device works perfectly
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE
FOR KHORNE
"We need a new driver, this one is dead.. HAHAHA!!" That one gave me cramps.. X'DDDDDDDD
"Alexa, what time is it?"
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME!"
"Alexa define annoying"
"Imperial cult"
Alexa, define annoying.
Alexa: *unintelligible enraged gibberish*
1:17
Metal bawxes
Look, Rhinos! Rhiiinos! Our enemies hide in metal bawxes, teh cowards, teh fewls!
CINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@@AJZulu TEH CAWARDS! TEH FUUUULS!
*heavy breathing*
This made my day indeed!
when that Khorne Berserker said
kill. me.
I felt that
This video is actually the best meme from this format i saw.
This is better then like 90% of those amazon echo video's
I love how most of these lines actually fit/it's not just random voice lines that make no sense. I just wanted to point out that this is better than a lot of these "amazon echo X edition" videos in that regard.
"The enemy... FINALLY!!!" *Proceeds to be loved by the family* Kill me.
"I drink the blood from her hearts"
"Awesome"
Call in the warp spider!
Aaaaaaaaggh!
The warp spider!
Hey that tablet saying metal boxes made me laugh out loud nice job mate
the part at the beginning " the enemie (muffled FINALLY) got me pretty good
Dad: Alexa! How tall is Mount Everest?
Amazon Chaos: *I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK!! WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!*
This is the pinnacle of modern advertisement. Good job battle brother.
"today was ruff"
"Ugh.... Kill me.
I share his pain
Funniest part of this is the "The enemy! [FINALLY!]" as the door closes
I love the part
“What do you do?”
“KILL!!”
"Alexa, what time is it??"
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!"
🤣🤣🤣
I'd actually buy this. And give it as a present to ma lovin' grandma!
Not gonna lie the "Why should I" cracked me much more up than i probably should
1:27 "Alexa, set a timer for eight minutes"
Eight is the sacred number of Khorne!
I will drink the blood from their hearts!
“Awesome!”
Hah! Good, light-hearted Khornate humour. Reminds me of when I was raiding beside Kharn the Betrayer, who for the record is a great guy, and he told me an absolute gut-splitter. I asked him for tactical advice on assaulting a Loyalist fort and he just replied:
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! KILL THEM ALL!"
What a guy!
"What time is it? - THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!"
complete genius.
''I'll drink the blood from their hearts!''
''Awesome!''
I just imagine like a little chaos warrior inside of echo
I enjoy the part at 0:33 where Khornexa says: „I‘ll drink the blood from their hearts!!“ and the boy casually walks in and says: „Aw3s0m3!“
LOL!
I soooo want to have that voice simply say "You have a meeting feeble whelp" and "More damned email from you impotent false god of an emperor!"
that one mind syndicate thing had me fing rolling on the ground xD
What time is it?
IT IS THE LAST TIME!
Father: *picks up box*
Amazon chaos: the enemy!!! Finally!!!
I love the "metal bawkses" reference.
"I'LL DRINK BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS! "
"Awesome!" LMAO
I don't play 40K and this made me laugh
You should.
If you know what's good for you
Watch/read the lore Bro its mega alpha Hyper super Epic
You can enjoy lore and books. Cuz tabletop expensive AS FUCK INCARNATE.
DoW kinda sucks imo.
@@BrobjeV ultimate apocalypse is pretty good, no?
I never imagined Kharn being such a large ham.
"What time is it?"
"This is the last time!"
Golden
"Ugh! KIIIIIIIIIII-" I love the fucking cutoff. This video had me in tears xD