I love how the most replayed voiceline of this video is literally just the Khorne Beserker going batshit insane and going *"UGHGHGUUGHHGLCRCRCRRGRRRALALADUASDAGSh"*
nah it's a story in three parts Part 1: Drive quickly before I kill you Part 2: Faster if you know what's good for you Part 3: We need a new driver, this one is dead
@@rustkarl kinda forgot about that i played winter assault for so little because i bough bundle dawn of war +winter assault and a month or 2 later dark cruasde came out and i played the shit out of in mutliplayer
Exactly, after reading more on their lore they basically keep killing undeterred until they are either killed or there are no more enemies and even then they may turn on each other because they must kill in the name of Khorne. The Butcher's Nails are kind of awesome, though it is one of the main reasons the World Eaters fell apart, other than Kharn killing them on Skalathrax which fractured them afterwards forever.
I actually have a mod idea for that. Namely, by giving berserkers negative morale regeneration, negative multiplier to morale lost from taking damage and positive morale regen from being in combat, the berserkers continuously lose morale while not fighting but regenerate it while they *are* fighting. This way, you can create a behavior where the berserkers become "fired up" if they stay in combat for more than a few seconds.
Circa 2006, trying to install Dark Crusade, a dialogue box opens, informing me that I must update my DirectX to play. *"WE NEED NEW DRIVERS! THESE ONES ARE DEAD."*
I was playing a game awhile back with some friends (I was playing Chaos). The game got bugged after awhile, it was a very long game of Annihilation. My most memorable moment from that game was sending two squads of berzerkers after some imperial guards and a chimera. Some of the guards jumped into the chimera and cornered themselves. My berzerkers' voices got looped and kept screaming "BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS!" their voices overlapping before cracking open the tank and killing everyone inside. After the game, I told everyone what had happened with my berzerkers' voices and we started discussing how fucking scary that would be... Being stuck in a tank that can't escape and these giant armored men swinging massive axes that sound worse than chainsaws into the tank and GETTING THROUGH. Except, chain axes aren't all you hear, you just "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" getting louder and louder as new holes and gashes are chopped into the vehicle and you have nowhere to go. Your weapons do next to nothing against their armor as they fire random shots into the now massive holes on the tank. The engine is long disabled, the crew is either dead or just as stuck as you are, the turret is dead because there's no power and the men scream "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" as everyone around you makes futile attempts to fight back before one of the armored men gets through the hatch, hacking at the nearest man then shooting several more before anyone can react. Fucking terrifying.
They really hit it on the nose with how I would imagined Berzerkers would sound. Impatient, angry, and ready to pile some skulls on the skull throne. "I am not your bootlick!"
Those would be the members of the Emperor's Children Legion who listened to and were corrupted by the Slaaneshi symphony, the Maraviglia and subsequently used the instruments involved as weapons during the Battle of Istvaan V at the start of the Horus Heresy. That or it was the ancient Terran known as Skrillex.
Jessica Donner Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can state with some certainty that the first Noise Marine was a war musician of a techno-barbarian Warlord during the Age of Strife in Terra's southern regions known to history only as "Coma the Doof Warrior".
My first encounter with chaos was this game. When i clicked on the heretic i was immediately terrified but intrigued. Then the berzerkers happened. I fell in love on that day. And his name was Khorne
Looking back, one has to admit that this game had an amazing soundtrack and even better voice acting. Not everyone can say "Kill... KILL!!!" with such conviction.
0:37 if one of your early round strats is just sending out a khorne berserker wave as your first offensive move like it is mine expect to hear this line a lot
this sounds like every character I role up for role-player games, no wonder my gm said I would be a khorne berserker for an role-playing converted version of warhammer
So my squad was riding in a Rhino with Kharn the Betrayer to some random town on the planet we were currently invading when, likely out of boredom, he stood up and shouted, "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" And shoots the driver -causing the Rhino to turn and flip off of the overpass we were on and land on a chaos dreadnought (which i found out later). I then blacked out... ...When I finally came to due to a loud grinding sound caused by Kharn using his chainaxe to cut the front of the Rhino off ...Which really worried me as i could see a bunch of greenskins running at us and i would've liked to try to see if the Rhino would still drive ...Or at the very least use it for cover. ...As soon as the front cut loose and fell, Kharn immediately picked it up (the wheel in his left hand and his right supporting most of the weight from beneath) and exclaimed, "We will deliver pure evil into the heart of the enemy!" before charging straight at the orks -who were looking mighty surprised ...Well, for orks that is. ...I was suffering a bit of blood loss, as to be expected for such an ordeal, because i kept blacking in and out.. But inbetween that i managed see Kharn use the Rhino's steering wheel to kill the Nob of the ork party and, after shouting "Deploying smoke!" shoved a frag grenade into the contraption on the back of, what i assume, one of their meks. I don't know how Kharn knew that that particular mek was using a steam engine to power his gear, if he knew at all, but boy did that explosion really cloud the area. ....I couldn't see the rest of the fight through all the smoke. ....And i think i the blood loss finally got to me -i woke up several hours later when a medic and the tech priest he was assisting finally came around to investigate the silent dreadnought..... But when i later heard Kharn returned to his quarters on the ship with a blood covered steering wheel as a memento i chuckled a bit... That Kharn, what a good guy.
"Nooo! This can not be!" "They won...for now." So it appears that originally the Berzerkers were planned for being designed WITH the actual morale bar applicable to them. Or maybe that was some very 1.0 Winter Assault version?
They had morale cuz they were so much fucking OP (like they are in the lore) and rushing them made you win all the time (sounds great) so they gave em a morale to nerf them, and then they removed morale to be it more accurate and made them really suck
Winter Assault Berzerkers were straight up better than Possessed Squads, their supposed best non-heroic melee unit. Except you didn't need a Daemon Pit to make Berzerkers, just a tier 2 stronghold.
I miss when Winter Assault launched and Berserkers had insane damage on buildings and vehicles. Just rush Zerkers and you have an easy win, unless your foe was Chaos then it came down to luck lol.
"You only need to click once, fool" - Mordekaiser from LoL "Why aren't we killing yet?" - Khorne berserkers teaching me how i should be playing RTS games
See, until I played chaos in a skirmish, I thought only one squad of these guys was allowed. BUT NOW? I reaped my horrible bloody vengeance against the eldar.
This guy is truly inspiring! A master at oratory! Girl: "Sir, I am having problems with my husband's family,what should I do?" Berserker :KILL, KIIIILLLLL" Girl:"hmm, okay, but I dont know how?" Berserker :"GUT, THEM;GUT THEM ALL" Girl: "Really, that's too messy" Berserker :"Break their backs! Split them open!" Girl: "I think i need your help" Berserker :"This errand is beneath me!" Girl: "hah, you are a fake berserker" Berserker :"Don't provoke me!" Girl: "But I am only asking for a little help, besides, I'll tell everyone you are a secret furry!" Berserker: "No, this cannot be!" Girl : "Oh...imagine the laughter of your friends!" Berserker: "I am not your bootlick!" Girl: "There will be a lot of blood, ill give you some blood on your birth day!" Berserker: "Blood! Hahahahaha... BLOOD!" Girl: "So?" Berserker:"Who dies first?" Girl: "Hmm, my boyfriends mom, she is a bitch. I'll take his dad" Berserker:"I will have last blood!" Girl: "Okay, okay." Berserker: "I'll drink their blood from their hearts!" Girl: "Sigh!, Lets take a taxi to his house, okay?" =Chaos Fridayr= Horrified taxi driver" PLEASE DONT KILL ME! Berserker:"Drive quickly, before I kill you!"" =Even later In chaos friday" Berserker: "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD!" Girl: "Oh boy, lets walk there, I dont want another corpse for no reason" =They arrive at her boyfriend house= =Bell ring= Boyfriend's Mom "Oh, its you. No he is not here, and he is not going out with you!" Berserker: "The enemy.. Finaly!" Girl: "Not now Berserker, we have to be sure my BF is not here" Boyfriend's Mom "What did he just say? Listen, he is not here, and HE wont be going out with you anymore!" Boyfriend's Dad "Tell her he is not here, he went to his grandmother" Girl "They are probably lying!" Aswer: "Why aren't we killing yet!?" Boyfriend's Mom "Killing what?" Girl "Time, good BYE!!! Hehehehe!." Boyfriend's Dad "You look like a pussy!" =Moments later after checking facebook= Girl: "That spineless coward was there the whole time. He is online in facebook" Berserker: "Let me kill them!"" Girl: "Yeah, for the blood god or whatever!" Berserker: "Attack!" =After several gruesome guttings, maimings and general happy times= Berserker:""So much blood...too much to drink."" Girl:"Yeah whatever, that bitch wont betray me ever again!" Berserker:"It is done. Don't waste my time again." =Khorne berserker Birthday= Berserker: "Where is the blood I was promised?" Girl: "In my school, lots of people there!" Berserker"Gets seizures from imagining the blood!" I'll let you imagine the end! The END!
the girl became a priestess of Slaanesh, and they both lived bloodily, ever after... the end. :') 'sigh' they don't make fairy tales like this anymore. :P
Khorne Berserker: 'Drive quickly, before I kill you!' Rhino Driver: 'Okay okay' 1 hour later Khorne Berserker: 'THIS IS WASTING MY TIME, DIE!!' Rhino Driver: 'HEY WERE ALMOST THE-' 1 Minute later Khorne Berserker: 'We need a new driver, this one is dead!' LOL I bet how that goes with a Khorne Berserker in a rhino transport! XD
>"Drive quickly, before I kill you!"
>"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."
A story in two parts
Gorgutz: "I dun't care dat de pilot iz ded! Find me anuther one. So I can'z kill him instead!"
The driver is in two parts too.
@@TheRoflcer Fucking orks...
Haha! Hey I never heard these last three quotes in the video in my playthroughs, when do these guys say this?
I love how the most replayed voiceline of this video is literally just the Khorne Beserker going batshit insane and going *"UGHGHGUUGHHGLCRCRCRRGRRRALALADUASDAGSh"*
Batshit crazy like a rabid animal.
Worlds most calm Khorne berserker
@@zxaoks1090Least Calm you mean?
@@mercenarygundam1487no, this is as tame as it gets
Khorne Berzerkers - taxi driver's worst nightmare.
Cukierman EVERYONE worst nightmare lol
We need a new Taxi, this one is dead.
That was darkly funny.
"This one didn't fly so good."
"An at da end of da day, I scraped da blood off da chairs"
0:29 so emotional and meaningful quotes
The emperors children captured him
I laughed hard when I hear "We need another driver, this one is DEAD" while playing. XD
Does he say this when your rhino get destroyed?
+Guardsman PL no it is when leaving the rhino
I need that one for World of Tanks when your driver died
Apparently he didn't drive quickly enough lol
Best quote ever! Lol
I absolutely love the ending quote, it´s like the berserker just stopped and looked around... "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD."
nah it's a story in three parts
Part 1: Drive quickly before I kill you
Part 2: Faster if you know what's good for you
Part 3: We need a new driver, this one is dead
Acually i was suprised they have "break morale", "morale restored" quotes
Zerlich R
Winter Assault had a morale meter but they were stronger
@@rustkarl kinda forgot about that i played winter assault for so little because i bough bundle dawn of war +winter assault and a month or 2 later dark cruasde came out and i played the shit out of in mutliplayer
@@rustkarl it doesn't really make sense for me when the grey knight don't have morale meters
"They won... for now..."
You're telling me that berzerkers originally had a morale meter?!
In Dawn of War 1 they did
Kragoth86 I'm glad it was removed. The very idea of a berzerker "breaking" is completey incomprehensible.
Exactly, after reading more on their lore they basically keep killing undeterred until they are either killed or there are no more enemies and even then they may turn on each other because they must kill in the name of Khorne. The Butcher's Nails are kind of awesome, though it is one of the main reasons the World Eaters fell apart, other than Kharn killing them on Skalathrax which fractured them afterwards forever.
I actually have a mod idea for that. Namely, by giving berserkers negative morale regeneration, negative multiplier to morale lost from taking damage and positive morale regen from being in combat, the berserkers continuously lose morale while not fighting but regenerate it while they *are* fighting.
This way, you can create a behavior where the berserkers become "fired up" if they stay in combat for more than a few seconds.
Wait a second... Vanilla Dawn of War 1 didn't had Khorne Berzerkers didn't they added them in Winter Assault expansion?
- WE NEED A NEW EMPRAH. THIS ONE IS DEAD!
Me[Sorceror Lord]: Your Emprah cannot save you now, Loyalist!
Rubric Firing Squad: *BLAM BLAM BLAM!*
- BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
You got it all wrong. XENOS, MUTANT, HERETIC BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! GOLDEN SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
Emperors for the Emperor God! Gold for the Golden Throne!
Golden Skulls? Pretty sure Balthasar Gelt isn't alive at this point.
"Its your turn to do the dishes"
"THIS ERRAND IS BENEATH ME"
"but...you said you'd do them today"
"I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK"
Check out "Amazon echo, khorne edition".
0:30, the Butcher's Nails bite a bit too hard 👹
I can see why they used to be called the wardogs
@@bomb5hock Warhounds, and they were called that before they had the butcher's nails
@@bryanbarcelo5440 thank you for the correction you sir have won the internet today.
@@cibo889 If I could have a guess, the fellow is responding to a deleted comment.
Khorne Flakes: The breakfast of Chaos Champions.
Side effects:
*Death*
Khorneflakes killer
Each box comes with a free battleaxe inside!
only HERETICS would laugh at this
37% highly illegal combat steroids
Circa 2006, trying to install Dark Crusade, a dialogue box opens, informing me that I must update my DirectX to play.
*"WE NEED NEW DRIVERS! THESE ONES ARE DEAD."*
"FASTER! If you know what's good for you."
"We need a new driver, this one is dead!"
Guess he didn't go fast enough.
I was playing a game awhile back with some friends (I was playing Chaos). The game got bugged after awhile, it was a very long game of Annihilation.
My most memorable moment from that game was sending two squads of berzerkers after some imperial guards and a chimera. Some of the guards jumped into the chimera and cornered themselves. My berzerkers' voices got looped and kept screaming "BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS!" their voices overlapping before cracking open the tank and killing everyone inside.
After the game, I told everyone what had happened with my berzerkers' voices and we started discussing how fucking scary that would be... Being stuck in a tank that can't escape and these giant armored men swinging massive axes that sound worse than chainsaws into the tank and GETTING THROUGH. Except, chain axes aren't all you hear, you just "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" getting louder and louder as new holes and gashes are chopped into the vehicle and you have nowhere to go. Your weapons do next to nothing against their armor as they fire random shots into the now massive holes on the tank. The engine is long disabled, the crew is either dead or just as stuck as you are, the turret is dead because there's no power and the men scream "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" as everyone around you makes futile attempts to fight back before one of the armored men gets through the hatch, hacking at the nearest man then shooting several more before anyone can react.
Fucking terrifying.
Furiam Ostenha
Comical. Im not really good at dow unfortunately so i can't really play chaos that well, though i play it better than any other race.
Here's Johnny!
B R E A K
T H E I R
B A C K S
SPLIT THEM OPEN!!! :v
0:38
They really hit it on the nose with how I would imagined Berzerkers would sound. Impatient, angry, and ready to pile some skulls on the skull throne. "I am not your bootlick!"
I always thought they were saying "I am not your bootleg"
They really hit the *nail* on the head
@@eagercadet4059 me too
@@El_desguaza_casas glad to know I'm not the only one:D
"Break their backs!"
Bane was probably the first Khorne beserker :P
Khorne Berzerkers scream "BRREAK THEIR BAAACKS!!!"
Slaaneshi Noise Marines scream "RRRAAAPE THEIR AAAASSSS!!!"
SinDawg030 Who was the first Noise Marine?
Those would be the members of the Emperor's Children Legion who listened to and were corrupted by the Slaaneshi symphony, the Maraviglia and subsequently used the instruments involved as weapons during the Battle of Istvaan V at the start of the Horus Heresy. That or it was the ancient Terran known as Skrillex.
+Zeroczar Justin Bieber
Jessica Donner Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can state with some certainty that the first Noise Marine was a war musician of a techno-barbarian Warlord during the Age of Strife in Terra's southern regions known to history only as "Coma the Doof Warrior".
0:29 berserker, you ok?
NEVER!
Sanity... is for the weak!
It's the Butchers nails...that's why
Your dog when you leave for a moment and walk back into the room.
That’s the sound of someone ascending... or becoming a chaos spawn
[Video driver crashed and was reset!]
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD
Is it bad that i just think there is a cultist driving a rino scared of his life with those guys telling him to be faster.
Kinda funny to.
Me everytime i get that mission "Escape" in payday 2 where driver dies.
A khornate cultist being scared for his life? pathetic...
0:13 THIS IS THE LUNCH TIME
This is one of the most incidentally hilarious units.
0:36-0:44 It's just not the same when it's not being screamed in your ear dozens of times.
When he said "BLRLRRRRGURGURUGRUGRGGGG" I felt that
Buy corn? It will be done.
JT NOC we do it for BeAnS
Come down today
And try some Khorne
Or we will sacrifice your newborn
*AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!*
#notyourbootlick
AS YOU WISH BUT SET US LOOSE!!
Don't provoke me!
This errand is beneath me!
WHO DIES FIRST!?
Grgrrafagafgdhsragwhsgagararagaatrahhggg
1:44 The enemy FINALLY
My first encounter with chaos was this game. When i clicked on the heretic i was immediately terrified but intrigued. Then the berzerkers happened. I fell in love on that day. And his name was Khorne
Looking back, one has to admit that this game had an amazing soundtrack and even better voice acting.
Not everyone can say "Kill... KILL!!!" with such conviction.
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE!
Let the galaxy burp!
NO! KHORNE FLAKES need BLOOD!!!
+FeanorBR POP KHORNE is served with BRAINS!
Have some Khorne flakes, so you kickstart your day with HOMOCIDAL FRENZY!
RIFFS FOR THE KHORNE BAND!
This voice acting is fuckin....just fucking....majestic....its a thing of monstrous beauty...
Really puts the ham in "warhammer". I love it.
2:20 WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! (always my favorite)
"I AM INVINCIBLE"
...you are a loony...
Hah! Monty Python joke! Well done.
+Keydan THE KHORNATE BERSEKER ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
Sundowner referense
YOU ARE CORRECT!
TOPKEK VIDEOS why dont we ever hear speeches about COMMANDA BØREAL
0:37 if one of your early round strats is just sending out a khorne berserker wave as your first offensive move like it is mine expect to hear this line a lot
1:03
-You can be crueler than that, brother.
man, this brings back many good memories.
Yea, especially "rvvxrxrcerwetc" or "fhthjtjtjkliyukytrhr"
Oh damn this comment is nearly two years old? flies by...
Yeah.
@@Dynamic1809 Now it's 5 years!
Yh
1:03
>me after drinking a single drink
this sounds like every character I role up for role-player games, no wonder my gm said I would be a khorne berserker for an role-playing converted version of warhammer
Thought your comment was mine for a moment.
Seems like something i would write
It was a momentary madness
Such great voice work, so much character in the language and delivery.
THIS IS NOT LUNCH TIME 0:13
'This is THE lunch time",actually
Евгений Панин dont prevoke me ...
TheRumChum dont PROVOKE me
He said "This is the Last Time!" lol
THIS IS THE BREAKFAST TIME!!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!
1:18 That f*****g mosquito while trying to sleep.
I love how all their quotes are essentially in all caps
God, I just love when they go like "KWKDIDSKDKKD... WKJRIEOSNENF" or something like that
Amazing
0:29 mood fr
0:37 RAAAAAPE THEIR BATS!!!!
The Night Lords are very glad to not be on the side of the imperium when Berzerkers are around.
Khorne hates rape.
@@sonicsucks20 Khorne actually doesn't give a shit.
Lol they are a secretly Slanesh worshipers
That’s how patient zero got coronavirus.
This is my childhood. I'll never forget this game as long as I live. And yes my sons will play this game.
Is he a follower of Khrone? Does he make his old man proud when he swings his chainaxe about? ^-^
2:14 my fav story in 40k
This is your brain on khorne:
So my squad was riding in a Rhino with Kharn the Betrayer to some random town on the planet we were currently invading when, likely out of boredom, he stood up and shouted, "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" And shoots the driver -causing the Rhino to turn and flip off of the overpass we were on and land on a chaos dreadnought (which i found out later). I then blacked out... ...When I finally came to due to a loud grinding sound caused by Kharn using his chainaxe to cut the front of the Rhino off ...Which really worried me as i could see a bunch of greenskins running at us and i would've liked to try to see if the Rhino would still drive ...Or at the very least use it for cover. ...As soon as the front cut loose and fell, Kharn immediately picked it up (the wheel in his left hand and his right supporting most of the weight from beneath) and exclaimed, "We will deliver pure evil into the heart of the enemy!" before charging straight at the orks -who were looking mighty surprised ...Well, for orks that is. ...I was suffering a bit of blood loss, as to be expected for such an ordeal, because i kept blacking in and out.. But inbetween that i managed see Kharn use the Rhino's steering wheel to kill the Nob of the ork party and, after shouting "Deploying smoke!" shoved a frag grenade into the contraption on the back of, what i assume, one of their meks. I don't know how Kharn knew that that particular mek was using a steam engine to power his gear, if he knew at all, but boy did that explosion really cloud the area. ....I couldn't see the rest of the fight through all the smoke. ....And i think i the blood loss finally got to me -i woke up several hours later when a medic and the tech priest he was assisting finally came around to investigate the silent dreadnought..... But when i later heard Kharn returned to his quarters on the ship with a blood covered steering wheel as a memento i chuckled a bit... That Kharn, what a good guy.
+WayWard Trout i am sorry but no one is going to read this /:
+BrotherCaptainDonut ...Probably not, no.. But whatever.
+WayWard Trout I did, Kharn is such a swell guy isn't he?
Kamiel Heeres And my old commissar said no one would read my newsletter.. Ha! Shows what that headless dick knows.
+WayWard Trout i read it
“While you’re out, could you grab some milk?”
YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET?!
"Nooo! This can not be!"
"They won...for now."
So it appears that originally the Berzerkers were planned for being designed WITH the actual morale bar applicable to them. Or maybe that was some very 1.0 Winter Assault version?
They originally had a morale meter, but a patch cut it out, because boys of Khorne don't have a morale meter.
Invisifat NotApplicable Thanks buddy.
They had morale cuz they were so much fucking OP (like they are in the lore) and rushing them made you win all the time (sounds great) so they gave em a morale to nerf them, and then they removed morale to be it more accurate and made them really suck
Winter Assault Berzerkers were straight up better than Possessed Squads, their supposed best non-heroic melee unit.
Except you didn't need a Daemon Pit to make Berzerkers, just a tier 2 stronghold.
@@Rebellionsdaemon pit is for obliterators, you meant sacrificial circle
"Break their backs!"
"Break them in half!" (This one is missing from the description)
"Attack!"
there's nothing like landing a winning wound roll in tabletop and looking at your opponent so you can shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" XD
You know what would be a really savage thing to do? Set those berzerkers at range stance :D
+Ich Bin Asiatin
Poor bastards.
Don't PROVOKE me.
they use their guns in melee too :D swing their axe then unload a few shots point blank, etc
You're a MONSTER! ç___ç
"Why the hell do we have bolters?"
The voice actors on this game went so fucking HARD
Being a driver for this dude is as dangerous as going through the warp
1:06
When you go on a killstreak in any first person shooter
I miss when Winter Assault launched and Berserkers had insane damage on buildings and vehicles. Just rush Zerkers and you have an easy win, unless your foe was Chaos then it came down to luck lol.
When you realise Berserkers originally has a morale meter.
Their morale is how much BLOOD there is
1:33 probably my favourite
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
Imagine being stuck fighting for eternity.
"You only need to click once, fool" - Mordekaiser from LoL
"Why aren't we killing yet?" - Khorne berserkers teaching me how i should be playing RTS games
"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."
sometimes I listen to this to remember when times were simpler
1:03 - You're a looney.
+zillafire101 tis but a scratch
+Danny Dan What are you talking about, your arm's off!
zillafire101
*looks at * no it isint ...
+Danny Dan *Points at the limb on the ground * Alright, then what's that than?
+zillafire101 just a flesh wound
Chaos loves their exclaimation marks.
See, until I played chaos in a skirmish, I thought only one squad of these guys was allowed.
BUT NOW? I reaped my horrible bloody vengeance against the eldar.
What a happy guy. :3c
BREAK THEIR BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really like this low res image of a world eater a lot.
Anyone else get a hard on sending these guys right into a mob of tau fire warriors?
Best 40K voice goes to... XD
hi
1:12 Pokemons for the Pokemon throne!
Heh...
"By Arceus, it will be done!"
Khorne berserker: BREAK THEIR BACKS!
Guardsman (Leman Russ arrived) : Thought they broke our backs HA!
0:28 - 0:37 typical discussion on twitter
"You want that worthless trinket?"
"It's mine now."
"BREAK THEIR BAACKS!!"
*Bane Approves*
blood blood blood
Thank you for sharing the files.
This guy is truly inspiring! A master at oratory!
Girl: "Sir, I am having problems with my husband's family,what should I do?"
Berserker :KILL, KIIIILLLLL"
Girl:"hmm, okay, but I dont know how?"
Berserker :"GUT, THEM;GUT THEM ALL"
Girl: "Really, that's too messy"
Berserker :"Break their backs! Split them open!"
Girl: "I think i need your help"
Berserker :"This errand is beneath me!"
Girl: "hah, you are a fake berserker"
Berserker :"Don't provoke me!"
Girl: "But I am only asking for a little help, besides, I'll tell everyone you are a secret furry!"
Berserker: "No, this cannot be!"
Girl : "Oh...imagine the laughter of your friends!"
Berserker: "I am not your bootlick!"
Girl: "There will be a lot of blood, ill give you some blood on your birth day!"
Berserker: "Blood! Hahahahaha... BLOOD!"
Girl: "So?"
Berserker:"Who dies first?"
Girl: "Hmm, my boyfriends mom, she is a bitch. I'll take his dad"
Berserker:"I will have last blood!"
Girl: "Okay, okay."
Berserker: "I'll drink their blood from their hearts!"
Girl: "Sigh!, Lets take a taxi to his house, okay?"
=Chaos Fridayr=
Horrified taxi driver" PLEASE DONT KILL ME!
Berserker:"Drive quickly, before I kill you!""
=Even later In chaos friday"
Berserker: "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD!"
Girl: "Oh boy, lets walk there, I dont want another corpse for no reason"
=They arrive at her boyfriend house=
=Bell ring=
Boyfriend's Mom "Oh, its you. No he is not here, and he is not going out with you!"
Berserker: "The enemy.. Finaly!"
Girl: "Not now Berserker, we have to be sure my BF is not here"
Boyfriend's Mom "What did he just say? Listen, he is not here, and HE wont be going out with you anymore!"
Boyfriend's Dad "Tell her he is not here, he went to his grandmother"
Girl "They are probably lying!"
Aswer: "Why aren't we killing yet!?"
Boyfriend's Mom "Killing what?"
Girl "Time, good BYE!!! Hehehehe!."
Boyfriend's Dad "You look like a pussy!"
=Moments later after checking facebook=
Girl: "That spineless coward was there the whole time. He is online in facebook"
Berserker: "Let me kill them!""
Girl: "Yeah, for the blood god or whatever!"
Berserker: "Attack!"
=After several gruesome guttings, maimings and general happy times=
Berserker:""So much blood...too much to drink.""
Girl:"Yeah whatever, that bitch wont betray me ever again!"
Berserker:"It is done. Don't waste my time again."
=Khorne berserker Birthday=
Berserker: "Where is the blood I was promised?"
Girl: "In my school, lots of people there!"
Berserker"Gets seizures from imagining the blood!"
I'll let you imagine the end!
The END!
Coming to a cinema in your area!
the girl became a priestess of Slaanesh, and they both lived bloodily, ever after... the end. :') 'sigh' they don't make fairy tales like this anymore. :P
love it - eeeeeh i mean. Blood it.
+kingofsapi Not a good idea. Khorne hates Slaanesh.
MarianoRyu although khorne does hate everyone just he hates slaanesh the most
I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!!!
B R E A K T H E I R B A C K S
Khorne Berserker: 'Drive quickly, before I kill you!'
Rhino Driver: 'Okay okay'
1 hour later
Khorne Berserker: 'THIS IS WASTING MY TIME, DIE!!'
Rhino Driver: 'HEY WERE ALMOST THE-'
1 Minute later
Khorne Berserker: 'We need a new driver, this one is dead!'
LOL I bet how that goes with a Khorne Berserker in a rhino transport! XD
0:29 The day Tim Allen became a servant of Khorne was a somber one.
Me at 2am heating up the corn in the microwave: 0:10
*orders to capture*
"YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET????"
*finishes capture*
"THE TROPHY IS MINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Make up your mind, dude.
"Where is the blood I was promised ?" :D
0:29 0:37 what a convincing argument my good sir
YOU WANT THAT WORTHLES TRINKET?!
I like how the music ends just as the Berzerker says the driver is dead.
"As you wish, but set us loose!"
*I AM INVINCIBLE*
BY CORN
In honour of the legion tactics being pretty good
Such a fitting music :D
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER...THIS ONE IS DEAD
I love how just "one" unit, has about 2mins of just pure dialogue each, instead of, just attacking here, like i know soo many other RTS do.
And then there's Dawn of War 2 where tactical marines have... 15 minutes of dialog?
"Hurry before i kill you!" "We need a new driver this one is dead!" Guess he didnt hurry
You know that you are the biggest, most badass warlord around if you have a few Khornate Berserkers as your personal bootlicks :P
Is it bad if I’ve genuinely said at least a few of these lines when I was especially angry?
Better than random curses
I like how you can still recognize it's a space marine. Yet he speaks with a demented corruption in his tone.
Sitting down with a nice cup of chamomile tea and playing this to unwind after a long day