Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War - Khorne Berserker Squad quotes

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  • Khorne Berserker Squad quotes from Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War
    "For the slaughter!"
    "Kill... KILL!"
    "Why aren't we killing yet!?"
    "By Khorne, it will be done"
    "This is the last time!"
    "I am not your bootlick!"
    "As you wish, but set us loose!"
    "Don't provoke me!"
    "This errand is beneath me"
    "I heard you the first time!"
    "Uuuaaarrarraaargh!"
    "Uuuaaarrarraaargh!"
    "Break their backs!"
    "Attack!"
    "I will have last blood!"
    "Split them open!"
    "Blood for the Blood God!"
    "I'll drink their blood from their hearts!"
    "I am invincible!"
    "Blood, blood, blood, blood!"
    "Gut them! Gut them all!"
    "Engulf them in pain!"
    "Blood! Hahahahaha... BLOOD!"
    "Who dies first?"
    "You want that worthless trinket?"
    "Why should I?"
    "The trophy is mine!"
    "Where is the blood I was promised?"
    "It is done. Don't waste my time again."
    "The enemy.. Finaly!"
    "Let me kill them!"
    "Must kill! Must kill!"
    "Nooo! This can not be!"
    "They won...for now."
    "So much blood...too much to drink."
    "I hunger again."
    "I will have my vengeance."
    "Drive quickly, before I kill you!"
    "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 881

  • @cerdic6867
    @cerdic6867 4 роки тому +1983

    >"Drive quickly, before I kill you!"
    >"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."
    A story in two parts

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 2 роки тому +68

      Gorgutz: "I dun't care dat de pilot iz ded! Find me anuther one. So I can'z kill him instead!"

    • @FullmetalOrk
      @FullmetalOrk 2 роки тому +81

      The driver is in two parts too.

    • @Ujiyo
      @Ujiyo Рік тому

      @@TheRoflcer Fucking orks...

  • @kingmaplesyrup
    @kingmaplesyrup 2 роки тому +724

    I love how the most replayed voiceline of this video is literally just the Khorne Beserker going batshit insane and going *"UGHGHGUUGHHGLCRCRCRRGRRRALALADUASDAGSh"*

    • @flakzuludeusex2365
      @flakzuludeusex2365 Рік тому

      Batshit crazy like a rabid animal.

    • @zxaoks1090
      @zxaoks1090 10 місяців тому +55

      Worlds most calm Khorne berserker

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 2 місяці тому

      ​@@zxaoks1090Least Calm you mean?

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mercenarygundam1487no, this is as tame as it gets

  • @neumann2550
    @neumann2550 8 років тому +3003

    Khorne Berzerkers - taxi driver's worst nightmare.

  • @Engifarting456
    @Engifarting456 2 роки тому +438

    0:29 so emotional and meaningful quotes

    • @Ollyatlas
      @Ollyatlas 3 місяці тому +5

      The emperors children captured him

  • @MarianoRyu
    @MarianoRyu 8 років тому +2601

    - WE NEED A NEW EMPRAH. THIS ONE IS DEAD!

    • @ArrancarX5
      @ArrancarX5 8 років тому +101

      Me[Sorceror Lord]: Your Emprah cannot save you now, Loyalist!
      Rubric Firing Squad: *BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

    • @MarianoRyu
      @MarianoRyu 8 років тому +162

      - BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 7 років тому +47

      You got it all wrong. XENOS, MUTANT, HERETIC BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! GOLDEN SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

    • @EzraeL91
      @EzraeL91 7 років тому +30

      Emperors for the Emperor God! Gold for the Golden Throne!

    • @DeadlyNightshadeZ
      @DeadlyNightshadeZ 7 років тому +5

      Golden Skulls? Pretty sure Balthasar Gelt isn't alive at this point.

  • @andarara-c1p
    @andarara-c1p 8 років тому +1553

    I laughed hard when I hear "We need another driver, this one is DEAD" while playing. XD

    • @neumann2550
      @neumann2550 8 років тому +31

      Does he say this when your rhino get destroyed?

    • @mikaelantonkurki
      @mikaelantonkurki 8 років тому +58

      +Guardsman PL no it is when leaving the rhino

    • @kallinator
      @kallinator 3 роки тому +8

      I need that one for World of Tanks when your driver died

    • @brandonakin87
      @brandonakin87 3 роки тому +12

      Apparently he didn't drive quickly enough lol

    • @Javieror33
      @Javieror33 3 роки тому +4

      Best quote ever! Lol

  • @jakobhallberg9212
    @jakobhallberg9212 10 років тому +2150

    I absolutely love the ending quote, it´s like the berserker just stopped and looked around... "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD."

    • @GoliathHimself
      @GoliathHimself 5 років тому +200

      nah it's a story in three parts
      Part 1: Drive quickly before I kill you
      Part 2: Faster if you know what's good for you
      Part 3: We need a new driver, this one is dead

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 5 років тому +58

      Acually i was suprised they have "break morale", "morale restored" quotes

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +17

      Zerlich R
      Winter Assault had a morale meter but they were stronger

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 5 років тому +13

      @@rustkarl kinda forgot about that i played winter assault for so little because i bough bundle dawn of war +winter assault and a month or 2 later dark cruasde came out and i played the shit out of in mutliplayer

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +5

      @@rustkarl it doesn't really make sense for me when the grey knight don't have morale meters

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 8 років тому +2520

    "They won... for now..."
    You're telling me that berzerkers originally had a morale meter?!

    • @Kragoth86
      @Kragoth86 8 років тому +209

      In Dawn of War 1 they did

    • @linkieloos
      @linkieloos 8 років тому +697

      Kragoth86 I'm glad it was removed. The very idea of a berzerker "breaking" is completey incomprehensible.

    • @Kragoth86
      @Kragoth86 8 років тому +381

      Exactly, after reading more on their lore they basically keep killing undeterred until they are either killed or there are no more enemies and even then they may turn on each other because they must kill in the name of Khorne. The Butcher's Nails are kind of awesome, though it is one of the main reasons the World Eaters fell apart, other than Kharn killing them on Skalathrax which fractured them afterwards forever.

    • @amitakartok
      @amitakartok 7 років тому +209

      I actually have a mod idea for that. Namely, by giving berserkers negative morale regeneration, negative multiplier to morale lost from taking damage and positive morale regen from being in combat, the berserkers continuously lose morale while not fighting but regenerate it while they *are* fighting.
      This way, you can create a behavior where the berserkers become "fired up" if they stay in combat for more than a few seconds.

    • @windwind3170
      @windwind3170 7 років тому +86

      Wait a second... Vanilla Dawn of War 1 didn't had Khorne Berzerkers didn't they added them in Winter Assault expansion?

  • @GamerZHuB512
    @GamerZHuB512 7 років тому +1083

    Khorne Flakes: The breakfast of Chaos Champions.

  • @leakycheese
    @leakycheese 7 років тому +747

    0:30, the Butcher's Nails bite a bit too hard 👹

    • @bomb5hock
      @bomb5hock 5 років тому +36

      I can see why they used to be called the wardogs

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 5 років тому +38

      @@bomb5hock Warhounds, and they were called that before they had the butcher's nails

    • @bomb5hock
      @bomb5hock 5 років тому +10

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 thank you for the correction you sir have won the internet today.

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 3 роки тому +2

      @@cibo889 If I could have a guess, the fellow is responding to a deleted comment.

  • @Neadjelski
    @Neadjelski 10 років тому +842

    0:29 berserker, you ok?

  • @Arzaker
    @Arzaker 7 років тому +434

    "Its your turn to do the dishes"
    "THIS ERRAND IS BENEATH ME"
    "but...you said you'd do them today"
    "I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK"

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt 4 місяці тому

      Check out "Amazon echo, khorne edition".

  • @ZoopsMind
    @ZoopsMind 6 років тому +367

    Circa 2006, trying to install Dark Crusade, a dialogue box opens, informing me that I must update my DirectX to play.
    *"WE NEED NEW DRIVERS! THESE ONES ARE DEAD."*

  • @furiamostenha995
    @furiamostenha995 7 років тому +1359

    I was playing a game awhile back with some friends (I was playing Chaos). The game got bugged after awhile, it was a very long game of Annihilation.
    My most memorable moment from that game was sending two squads of berzerkers after some imperial guards and a chimera. Some of the guards jumped into the chimera and cornered themselves. My berzerkers' voices got looped and kept screaming "BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS!" their voices overlapping before cracking open the tank and killing everyone inside.
    After the game, I told everyone what had happened with my berzerkers' voices and we started discussing how fucking scary that would be... Being stuck in a tank that can't escape and these giant armored men swinging massive axes that sound worse than chainsaws into the tank and GETTING THROUGH. Except, chain axes aren't all you hear, you just "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" getting louder and louder as new holes and gashes are chopped into the vehicle and you have nowhere to go. Your weapons do next to nothing against their armor as they fire random shots into the now massive holes on the tank. The engine is long disabled, the crew is either dead or just as stuck as you are, the turret is dead because there's no power and the men scream "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" as everyone around you makes futile attempts to fight back before one of the armored men gets through the hatch, hacking at the nearest man then shooting several more before anyone can react.
    Fucking terrifying.

    • @randomshmuck4724
      @randomshmuck4724 6 років тому +28

      Furiam Ostenha
      Comical. Im not really good at dow unfortunately so i can't really play chaos that well, though i play it better than any other race.

    • @SMT-ks8yp
      @SMT-ks8yp 5 років тому +61

      Here's Johnny!

    • @S4T4N1C_P4N1C
      @S4T4N1C_P4N1C 4 роки тому +28

      B R E A K
      T H E I R
      B A C K S

    • @Bytheemperor
      @Bytheemperor 4 роки тому +24

      SPLIT THEM OPEN!!! :v

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 роки тому +15

      0:38

  • @Cheesedragon117
    @Cheesedragon117 8 років тому +644

    #notyourbootlick

  • @M3Lucky
    @M3Lucky 10 років тому +643

    "Break their backs!"
    Bane was probably the first Khorne beserker :P

    • @Mister_Kourkoutas
      @Mister_Kourkoutas 10 років тому +133

      Khorne Berzerkers scream "BRREAK THEIR BAAACKS!!!"
      Slaaneshi Noise Marines scream "RRRAAAPE THEIR AAAASSSS!!!"

    • @Zeroczar
      @Zeroczar 9 років тому +7

      SinDawg030 Who was the first Noise Marine?

    • @Mister_Kourkoutas
      @Mister_Kourkoutas 9 років тому +36

      Those would be the members of the Emperor's Children Legion who listened to and were corrupted by the Slaaneshi symphony, the Maraviglia and subsequently used the instruments involved as weapons during the Battle of Istvaan V at the start of the Horus Heresy. That or it was the ancient Terran known as Skrillex.

    • @jessicadonner1747
      @jessicadonner1747 9 років тому +10

      +Zeroczar Justin Bieber

    • @Mister_Kourkoutas
      @Mister_Kourkoutas 9 років тому +13

      Jessica Donner Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can state with some certainty that the first Noise Marine was a war musician of a techno-barbarian Warlord during the Age of Strife in Terra's southern regions known to history only as "Coma the Doof Warrior".

  • @hanskuto
    @hanskuto 6 років тому +34

    0:13 THIS IS THE LUNCH TIME

  • @solazz12
    @solazz12 12 років тому +277

    "FASTER! If you know what's good for you."
    "We need a new driver, this one is dead!"
    Guess he didn't go fast enough.

  • @jtnoc5927
    @jtnoc5927 9 років тому +362

    Buy corn? It will be done.

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 8 років тому +749

    [Video driver crashed and was reset!]
    WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD

    • @steelthebleedingalloy4696
      @steelthebleedingalloy4696 8 років тому +48

      Is it bad that i just think there is a cultist driving a rino scared of his life with those guys telling him to be faster.
      Kinda funny to.

    • @XavierX212
      @XavierX212 7 років тому +12

      Me everytime i get that mission "Escape" in payday 2 where driver dies.

    • @sadenar2719
      @sadenar2719 7 років тому +5

      A khornate cultist being scared for his life? pathetic...

  • @aham2903
    @aham2903 10 років тому +391

    They really hit it on the nose with how I would imagined Berzerkers would sound. Impatient, angry, and ready to pile some skulls on the skull throne. "I am not your bootlick!"

    • @eagercadet4059
      @eagercadet4059 2 роки тому +4

      I always thought they were saying "I am not your bootleg"

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Рік тому +8

      They really hit the *nail* on the head

    • @El_fusila_xenos
      @El_fusila_xenos 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@eagercadet4059 me too

    • @eagercadet4059
      @eagercadet4059 3 місяці тому +1

      @@El_fusila_xenos glad to know I'm not the only one:D

  • @commandervulkan
    @commandervulkan 10 років тому +291

    This is one of the most incidentally hilarious units.

  • @2LIM3RZ
    @2LIM3RZ 3 роки тому +41

    When he said "BLRLRRRRGURGURUGRUGRGGGG" I felt that

  • @KeyManDan
    @KeyManDan 10 років тому +404

    "I AM INVINCIBLE"
    ...you are a loony...

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 5 років тому +78

    0:36-0:44 It's just not the same when it's not being screamed in your ear dozens of times.

  • @dinoduelist2219
    @dinoduelist2219 4 роки тому +76

    My first encounter with chaos was this game. When i clicked on the heretic i was immediately terrified but intrigued. Then the berzerkers happened. I fell in love on that day. And his name was Khorne

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 10 років тому +312

    MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 8 років тому +64

    This voice acting is fuckin....just fucking....majestic....its a thing of monstrous beauty...

    • @LemonRush7777
      @LemonRush7777 7 років тому +4

      Really puts the ham in "warhammer". I love it.

  • @Dynamic1809
    @Dynamic1809 10 років тому +117

    man, this brings back many good memories.

    • @neumann2550
      @neumann2550 10 років тому +55

      Yea, especially "rvvxrxrcerwetc" or "fhthjtjtjkliyukytrhr"

    • @Dynamic1809
      @Dynamic1809 8 років тому +1

      Oh damn this comment is nearly two years old? flies by...

    • @neumann2550
      @neumann2550 8 років тому +5

      Yeah.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 років тому +2

      @@Dynamic1809 Now it's 5 years!

    • @HalfBrain2137
      @HalfBrain2137 4 роки тому

      Yh

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 4 роки тому +84

    Looking back, one has to admit that this game had an amazing soundtrack and even better voice acting.
    Not everyone can say "Kill... KILL!!!" with such conviction.

  • @harinao.o3327
    @harinao.o3327 Рік тому +12

    1:44 The enemy FINALLY

  • @WarbossGoreGutz
    @WarbossGoreGutz 7 років тому +98

    2:20 WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! (always my favorite)

  • @McFrager
    @McFrager 9 років тому +114

    So my squad was riding in a Rhino with Kharn the Betrayer to some random town on the planet we were currently invading when, likely out of boredom, he stood up and shouted, "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" And shoots the driver -causing the Rhino to turn and flip off of the overpass we were on and land on a chaos dreadnought (which i found out later). I then blacked out... ...When I finally came to due to a loud grinding sound caused by Kharn using his chainaxe to cut the front of the Rhino off ...Which really worried me as i could see a bunch of greenskins running at us and i would've liked to try to see if the Rhino would still drive ...Or at the very least use it for cover. ...As soon as the front cut loose and fell, Kharn immediately picked it up (the wheel in his left hand and his right supporting most of the weight from beneath) and exclaimed, "We will deliver pure evil into the heart of the enemy!" before charging straight at the orks -who were looking mighty surprised ...Well, for orks that is. ...I was suffering a bit of blood loss, as to be expected for such an ordeal, because i kept blacking in and out.. But inbetween that i managed see Kharn use the Rhino's steering wheel to kill the Nob of the ork party and, after shouting "Deploying smoke!" shoved a frag grenade into the contraption on the back of, what i assume, one of their meks. I don't know how Kharn knew that that particular mek was using a steam engine to power his gear, if he knew at all, but boy did that explosion really cloud the area. ....I couldn't see the rest of the fight through all the smoke. ....And i think i the blood loss finally got to me -i woke up several hours later when a medic and the tech priest he was assisting finally came around to investigate the silent dreadnought..... But when i later heard Kharn returned to his quarters on the ship with a blood covered steering wheel as a memento i chuckled a bit... That Kharn, what a good guy.

    • @cpt3171
      @cpt3171 8 років тому

      +WayWard Trout i am sorry but no one is going to read this /:

    • @McFrager
      @McFrager 8 років тому

      +BrotherCaptainDonut ...Probably not, no.. But whatever.

    • @kamielheeres8687
      @kamielheeres8687 8 років тому +10

      +WayWard Trout I did, Kharn is such a swell guy isn't he?

    • @McFrager
      @McFrager 8 років тому

      Kamiel Heeres And my old commissar said no one would read my newsletter.. Ha! Shows what that headless dick knows.

    • @GothicSatnist666
      @GothicSatnist666 8 років тому

      +WayWard Trout i read it

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 11 місяців тому +6

    I love how all their quotes are essentially in all caps

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 4 роки тому +31

    1:03
    >me after drinking a single drink

  • @Melooo182
    @Melooo182 10 років тому +214

    0:37 RAAAAAPE THEIR BATS!!!!

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 6 років тому +29

      The Night Lords are very glad to not be on the side of the imperium when Berzerkers are around.

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 4 роки тому +6

      Khorne hates rape.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +10

      @@sonicsucks20 Khorne actually doesn't give a shit.

    • @sovietheavy5500
      @sovietheavy5500 4 роки тому +4

      Lol they are a secretly Slanesh worshipers

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 4 роки тому +10

      That’s how patient zero got coronavirus.

  • @marduk1734
    @marduk1734 Рік тому +7

    1:03
    -You can be crueler than that, brother.

  • @XavierX212
    @XavierX212 4 роки тому +4

    1:18 That f*****g mosquito while trying to sleep.

  • @TheRumChum
    @TheRumChum 10 років тому +243

    THIS IS NOT LUNCH TIME 0:13

    • @violetfox7332
      @violetfox7332 10 років тому +43

      'This is THE lunch time",actually

    • @TheRumChum
      @TheRumChum 10 років тому +47

      Евгений Панин dont prevoke me ...

    • @TheZINGularity
      @TheZINGularity 9 років тому +8

      TheRumChum dont PROVOKE me

    • @alex325w
      @alex325w 9 років тому +4

      He said "This is the Last Time!" lol

    • @altansirin5830
      @altansirin5830 6 років тому +1

      THIS IS THE BREAKFAST TIME!!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!

  • @adamsmaistrla2945
    @adamsmaistrla2945 9 років тому +90

    this sounds like every character I role up for role-player games, no wonder my gm said I would be a khorne berserker for an role-playing converted version of warhammer

    • @Ordoabchao-x9k
      @Ordoabchao-x9k 4 роки тому +8

      Thought your comment was mine for a moment.
      Seems like something i would write

    • @LCDqBqA
      @LCDqBqA 4 роки тому +1

      It was a momentary madness

  • @sirgs5662
    @sirgs5662 Рік тому +17

    0:37 if one of your early round strats is just sending out a khorne berserker wave as your first offensive move like it is mine expect to hear this line a lot

  • @kiesarisunny13
    @kiesarisunny13 4 роки тому +13

    2:14 my fav story in 40k

  • @iluvmycountry100
    @iluvmycountry100 8 років тому +43

    This is my childhood. I'll never forget this game as long as I live. And yes my sons will play this game.

    • @brandonaughtman9091
      @brandonaughtman9091 8 років тому +5

      Is he a follower of Khrone? Does he make his old man proud when he swings his chainaxe about? ^-^

  • @Lucius_Art
    @Lucius_Art Рік тому +5

    The voice actors on this game went so fucking HARD

  • @wingedhussar8552
    @wingedhussar8552 Рік тому +3

    “While you’re out, could you grab some milk?”
    YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET?!

  • @AnnNightNoxana
    @AnnNightNoxana 10 років тому +59

    "Nooo! This can not be!"
    "They won...for now."
    So it appears that originally the Berzerkers were planned for being designed WITH the actual morale bar applicable to them. Or maybe that was some very 1.0 Winter Assault version?

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 10 років тому +37

      They originally had a morale meter, but a patch cut it out, because boys of Khorne don't have a morale meter.

    • @AnnNightNoxana
      @AnnNightNoxana 10 років тому +2

      Invisifat NotApplicable Thanks buddy.

    • @stachan24
      @stachan24 5 років тому +6

      They had morale cuz they were so much fucking OP (like they are in the lore) and rushing them made you win all the time (sounds great) so they gave em a morale to nerf them, and then they removed morale to be it more accurate and made them really suck

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 7 місяців тому

      Winter Assault Berzerkers were straight up better than Possessed Squads, their supposed best non-heroic melee unit.
      Except you didn't need a Daemon Pit to make Berzerkers, just a tier 2 stronghold.

  • @Ab.Stat.
    @Ab.Stat. 2 роки тому +15

    Such great voice work, so much character in the language and delivery.

  • @TheNatenigga
    @TheNatenigga 8 років тому +130

    You know what would be a really savage thing to do? Set those berzerkers at range stance :D

    • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
      @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 8 років тому +62

      +Ich Bin Asiatin
      Poor bastards.

    • @MarianoRyu
      @MarianoRyu 8 років тому +74

      Don't PROVOKE me.

    • @Fr0st1989
      @Fr0st1989 8 років тому +12

      they use their guns in melee too :D swing their axe then unload a few shots point blank, etc

    • @stefanocillo2703
      @stefanocillo2703 8 років тому +13

      You're a MONSTER! ç___ç

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 3 роки тому

      "Why the hell do we have bolters?"

  • @patata6868
    @patata6868 3 роки тому +3

    God, I just love when they go like "KWKDIDSKDKKD... WKJRIEOSNENF" or something like that
    Amazing

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 Рік тому +16

    When you realise Berserkers originally has a morale meter.

    • @TheLordOfBeans
      @TheLordOfBeans 6 місяців тому

      Their morale is how much BLOOD there is

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 5 років тому +13

    1:06
    When you go on a killstreak in any first person shooter

  • @TheNumberOneGuy
    @TheNumberOneGuy 4 роки тому +38

    I miss when Winter Assault launched and Berserkers had insane damage on buildings and vehicles. Just rush Zerkers and you have an easy win, unless your foe was Chaos then it came down to luck lol.

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf 2 роки тому +3

    "As you wish, but set us loose!"

  • @GhaleonEmperor
    @GhaleonEmperor 6 років тому +18

    "Break their backs!"
    "Break them in half!" (This one is missing from the description)
    "Attack!"

  • @pittraider1221
    @pittraider1221 Рік тому +4

    0:29 mood fr

  • @Boo.7361
    @Boo.7361 3 роки тому +3

    I really like this low res image of a world eater a lot.

  • @centurion7671
    @centurion7671 10 років тому +312

    This guy is truly inspiring! A master at oratory!
    Girl: "Sir, I am having problems with my husband's family,what should I do?"
    Berserker :KILL, KIIIILLLLL"
    Girl:"hmm, okay, but I dont know how?"
    Berserker :"GUT, THEM;GUT THEM ALL"
    Girl: "Really, that's too messy"
    Berserker :"Break their backs! Split them open!"
    Girl: "I think i need your help"
    Berserker :"This errand is beneath me!"
    Girl: "hah, you are a fake berserker"
    Berserker :"Don't provoke me!"
    Girl: "But I am only asking for a little help, besides, I'll tell everyone you are a secret furry!"
    Berserker: "No, this cannot be!"
    Girl : "Oh...imagine the laughter of your friends!"
    Berserker: "I am not your bootlick!"
    Girl: "There will be a lot of blood, ill give you some blood on your birth day!"
    Berserker: "Blood! Hahahahaha... BLOOD!"
    Girl: "So?"
    Berserker:"Who dies first?"
    Girl: "Hmm, my boyfriends mom, she is a bitch. I'll take his dad"
    Berserker:"I will have last blood!"
    Girl: "Okay, okay."
    Berserker: "I'll drink their blood from their hearts!"
    Girl: "Sigh!, Lets take a taxi to his house, okay?"
    =Chaos Fridayr=
    Horrified taxi driver" PLEASE DONT KILL ME!
    Berserker:"Drive quickly, before I kill you!""
    =Even later In chaos friday"
    Berserker: "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD!"
    Girl: "Oh boy, lets walk there, I dont want another corpse for no reason"
    =They arrive at her boyfriend house=
    =Bell ring=
    Boyfriend's Mom "Oh, its you. No he is not here, and he is not going out with you!"
    Berserker: "The enemy.. Finaly!"
    Girl: "Not now Berserker, we have to be sure my BF is not here"
    Boyfriend's Mom "What did he just say? Listen, he is not here, and HE wont be going out with you anymore!"
    Boyfriend's Dad "Tell her he is not here, he went to his grandmother"
    Girl "They are probably lying!"
    Aswer: "Why aren't we killing yet!?"
    Boyfriend's Mom "Killing what?"
    Girl "Time, good BYE!!! Hehehehe!."
    Boyfriend's Dad "You look like a pussy!"
    =Moments later after checking facebook=
    Girl: "That spineless coward was there the whole time. He is online in facebook"
    Berserker: "Let me kill them!""
    Girl: "Yeah, for the blood god or whatever!"
    Berserker: "Attack!"
    =After several gruesome guttings, maimings and general happy times=
    Berserker:""So much blood...too much to drink.""
    Girl:"Yeah whatever, that bitch wont betray me ever again!"
    Berserker:"It is done. Don't waste my time again."
    =Khorne berserker Birthday=
    Berserker: "Where is the blood I was promised?"
    Girl: "In my school, lots of people there!"
    Berserker"Gets seizures from imagining the blood!"
    I'll let you imagine the end!
    The END!

    • @LyrelltheDark
      @LyrelltheDark 9 років тому +38

      Coming to a cinema in your area!

    • @kingofsapi
      @kingofsapi 9 років тому +47

      the girl became a priestess of Slaanesh, and they both lived bloodily, ever after... the end. :') 'sigh' they don't make fairy tales like this anymore. :P

    • @slaytanice231
      @slaytanice231 9 років тому +8

      love it - eeeeeh i mean. Blood it.

    • @MarianoRyu
      @MarianoRyu 8 років тому +14

      +kingofsapi Not a good idea. Khorne hates Slaanesh.

    • @redhood7670
      @redhood7670 6 років тому +5

      MarianoRyu although khorne does hate everyone just he hates slaanesh the most

  • @Xinderkan
    @Xinderkan 9 місяців тому +2

    "You only need to click once, fool" - Mordekaiser from LoL
    "Why aren't we killing yet?" - Khorne berserkers teaching me how i should be playing RTS games

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 3 роки тому +9

    Imagine being stuck fighting for eternity.

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +7

    Being a driver for this dude is as dangerous as going through the warp

  • @ソットジェレマイア
    @ソットジェレマイア 7 років тому +28

    Best 40K voice goes to... XD

  • @perun5984
    @perun5984 2 роки тому +4

    0:28 - 0:37 typical discussion on twitter

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 8 років тому +126

    1:03 - You're a looney.

    • @dannydan352
      @dannydan352 8 років тому +11

      +zillafire101 tis but a scratch

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 8 років тому +4

      +Danny Dan What are you talking about, your arm's off!

    • @dannydan352
      @dannydan352 8 років тому +5

      zillafire101
      *looks at * no it isint ...

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 8 років тому +3

      +Danny Dan *Points at the limb on the ground * Alright, then what's that than?

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 8 років тому +7

      +zillafire101 just a flesh wound

  • @thecommissarsinstructional4779
    @thecommissarsinstructional4779 8 років тому +19

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

  • @axipixel5811
    @axipixel5811 7 років тому +12

    "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."

  • @ieatchowder8356
    @ieatchowder8356 6 місяців тому +4

    It’s funny that they have quotes for losing morale but they are undetected by morale in game

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 Місяць тому

      So do Gray Knights
      Maybe they scrapped the idea or smth

  • @helpitscolduphereandtheres4836
    @helpitscolduphereandtheres4836 9 років тому +33

    What a happy guy. :3c

  • @v1x4z
    @v1x4z 4 роки тому +6

    sometimes I listen to this to remember when times were simpler

  • @erichunsaker4969
    @erichunsaker4969 5 років тому +12

    "BREAK THEIR BAACKS!!"
    *Bane Approves*

  • @KingLich451
    @KingLich451 4 роки тому +4

    Such a fitting music :D

  • @mxm23adregalusandmore62
    @mxm23adregalusandmore62 Рік тому +3

    This is your brain on khorne:

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 Рік тому +2

    "You want that worthless trinket?"
    "It's mine now."

  • @terryfolderson-is5qo
    @terryfolderson-is5qo Рік тому +2

    there's nothing like landing a winning wound roll in tabletop and looking at your opponent so you can shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" XD

  • @gagedrew1508
    @gagedrew1508 8 років тому +30

    Anyone else get a hard on sending these guys right into a mob of tau fire warriors?

  • @Brandelwyn
    @Brandelwyn 8 років тому +3

    1:12 Pokemons for the Pokemon throne!

  • @1337m4n
    @1337m4n 12 років тому +5

    *orders to capture*
    "YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET????"
    *finishes capture*
    "THE TROPHY IS MINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
    Make up your mind, dude.

  • @mariadimarco5820
    @mariadimarco5820 3 роки тому +2

    Me at 2am heating up the corn in the microwave: 0:10

  • @Ralphoifyful
    @Ralphoifyful 8 років тому +7

    B R E A K T H E I R B A C K S

  • @mrshotgun
    @mrshotgun Рік тому +2

    YOU WANT THAT WORTHLES TRINKET?!

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 6 років тому +8

    See, until I played chaos in a skirmish, I thought only one squad of these guys was allowed.
    BUT NOW? I reaped my horrible bloody vengeance against the eldar.

  • @weebslayer3411
    @weebslayer3411 6 років тому +7

    *I AM INVINCIBLE*

  • @roman_elitist
    @roman_elitist 8 років тому +29

    BREAK THEIR BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @HavokMakerX
    @HavokMakerX 11 років тому +3

    0:29 0:37 what a convincing argument my good sir

  • @FalconPunch1623
    @FalconPunch1623 3 роки тому +1

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!
    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @herrnachbar81
    @herrnachbar81 4 роки тому +2

    who came here after watching alexa warhammer 40k edition?

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 7 років тому +2

    0:29 The day Tim Allen became a servant of Khorne was a somber one.

  • @TalexTheLich
    @TalexTheLich 7 років тому +2

    "Hurry before i kill you!" "We need a new driver this one is dead!" Guess he didnt hurry

  • @soundwave7911
    @soundwave7911 10 років тому +25

    WE NEED A NEW DRIVER...THIS ONE IS DEAD

  • @seanbeahn6895
    @seanbeahn6895 10 років тому +77

    Free lobotomy's and psychoactive drugs anyone?

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 9 років тому +9

      +Sean Beahn don't need them, just join chaos! blood hahahahahaha BLOOD!!!

    • @raymondespera5161
      @raymondespera5161 4 роки тому

      You should join Slaanesh Party Club... I heard Drugs are free there...

  • @slipperysloop
    @slipperysloop 9 років тому +13

    BY CORN

  • @Rexart35
    @Rexart35 12 років тому +20

    Khorne Berserker: 'Drive quickly, before I kill you!'
    Rhino Driver: 'Okay okay'
    1 hour later
    Khorne Berserker: 'THIS IS WASTING MY TIME, DIE!!'
    Rhino Driver: 'HEY WERE ALMOST THE-'
    1 Minute later
    Khorne Berserker: 'We need a new driver, this one is dead!'
    LOL I bet how that goes with a Khorne Berserker in a rhino transport! XD

  • @my9thaccount140
    @my9thaccount140 Рік тому +4

    Is it bad if I’ve genuinely said at least a few of these lines when I was especially angry?

  • @LyubenV
    @LyubenV 7 років тому +8

    In honour of the legion tactics being pretty good

  • @Zeroczar
    @Zeroczar 11 років тому +4

    I like how the music ends just as the Berzerker says the driver is dead.

  • @fonke_monke
    @fonke_monke 3 роки тому +3

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, KHORNE FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

  • @henryb1953
    @henryb1953 8 років тому +8

    I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!!!

  • @convenant42
    @convenant42 5 років тому +9

    "Почему мы еще живы?!"

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 6 років тому +1

    Last one is my favorite.

  • @ModernSwordsman
    @ModernSwordsman 11 років тому +3

    - Drive quickly, before I kill you!
    - Faster, if you know what's good for you!
    - We need a new driver, this one's dead!
    durr

  • @russell1617
    @russell1617 5 років тому +5

    I love how just "one" unit, has about 2mins of just pure dialogue each, instead of, just attacking here, like i know soo many other RTS do.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 Рік тому

      And then there's Dawn of War 2 where tactical marines have... 15 minutes of dialog?