Was Nazeem Being Cheated On? Skyrim's Strangest Couple Investigated
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Skyrim is a land home to all sorts of different characters, but perhaps one of The Elder Scrolls 5's most iconic personalities would have to be that of Nazeem. A wealthy resident of Whiterun, Nazeem has a reputation for condescending behavior that can drive any Skyrim player mad. However, today we explore the possibility that perhaps this man's own house is out of order as there's considerable evidence that his wife Ahlam may be unfaithful. So today we investigate what may be Skyrim's most dysfunctional relationship.
M’aiq always noticed something weird between these two.
I love you m'aiq the liar
Me: I see you everyday, I even shot... Nevermind
Soldiers: it's all good
I will find you.
And how can we believe you M'aiq?
I saw you earlier today, hiii!!
"Love him or hate him" There's people that actually like him?
Sir what I was questioning
i have a shrine of him in my room
brooke you burn it and rebuild it to burn it again every day, don’t you?
@@Hopscotchpro11 AHHH BURN IT BURN IIITTTTTT
@@abdullahplays2648 dont worry theres a picture of him being decapitated next to it 😌
Nazeem: "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."
Me: "Do you have a HOUSE in the city? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."
That's legendary
Just because he’s ‘stuffed in the Jarl’s backside’ as Ahlam says.
Are you a thane in the cloud district, what am I saying of course you aren’t.
Actually he has a mansion in the city so get burnt
@@mrdragonage7446 bruh he doesn't
plot twist: they're BOTH sleeping with Jensen.
Couple therapy
I saw a post on reddit where someone did the same thing IRL lmao
@@brandonwiley5372 please do elaborate
Jensen is sleeping with both but neither knows.
most likely
One of my favorite moments in my thousands of hours poured into Skyrim just happened on my latest playthrough. I had just gotten to Whiterun, was back tracking to the entrance, and stumbled upon Nazeem's dead body, just in the middle of the street. No explanation, no random events occurring, just a dead meme seemingly out of no where. Like the game itself had had enough of putting up with him for ten long years.
I killed Nazeem in the battle for Whiterun - muhfucker was slipping while the city was being overrun by battle, talking bout that Cloud District shit as usual. Later, I killed (as well as soul trapped and cannibalized) Ahlam for complaining about being a "still-grieving widow". The same happened to her "acolyte".
Probably a vampire attack you didn't see.
Nazeem: *Brags about visiting the cloud district very often*
Also Nazeem: * lives in the Drunken Huntsman*
@Nazeem You do know the cloud district only houses dragonsreach and you don't even own a house
Kyuna Games r/whooosh
Japril Is My Life how is that a woosh you unripe carrot
And then there is the Dragonborn who can own 5 houses (8 if they have the Hearthfire DLC).
The guilty dog barks the loudest.
There is another possibility: Both Nazeem and Ahlam could be cheating on each other with Jenssen separately.
Plot twist
Relic King That’s what ima saying!
A complete love triangle!
you couldn't let me find the video to post my own comment on it, could you??? but yeah I still think it's true
I said plot twist and it’s got more likes than my tiktok I might quit not bc of that I’ll just delete vids and re-do them but how,I mean Ik my tiktoks suck but yea pretty cool
I need a mod that revamps dialog to allow the player to tell everyone about all the cool things they've done, like beating Alduin. It'd be called Braggin' Born.
Quick hire a modder
David Brown I would download it
Then it prolly have to be silently modded dialogue or you better have a pretty penny to hire all the voice actors of skyrim again because voicing those lines it'll be A LOT of work! Even for the text alone.
The worst mistake Bethesda did on this was give the recognition dialogues to the city guards instead
@@joynelbonetdelgado4952 yeah, but even thos don't work unless you use the mods that actually enable it again so even THAT they can"t do right. I ùean they have "forgotten" a lotta things in TES5 haven't they?
Bethesda's slogan should be "Never got around to it."
Underrated
we included it, but it's not here
@@joshuajohnson8991 It's a hidden feature.
Nazeem: Are you cheating on me?
Wife: ...
Nazeem: Of course you're not.
Nazeem: Because, I was cheating!
@@CloudStrife-rw8bj Nazeem: With the Cloud District.
because her name is "wife," lol
ore like :
Ahlam : Nazeem you are to close to acolyte jensen.
Nazeem: .....
Ahlam well?
NAZEEM!! HOW SCANDALOUS!! Cheating on your wife, with EVERY person in The Cloud District?! I NEVER! Hmpf!
Apparently even his wife doesn't get to the Cloud District very often, that's just how unbearable he is
Yes I don't blame her, I mean for me nazeem is still stuck in a soul gem.
I actually advise the Jarl on political matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head.
@@nazeem8086 I know the cloud district like the back of my hand what about that
She doesn't get to the cloud district but to cloud nord.
Maybe nazeem is gay?!?
Finally. The most pressing problem facing Skyrim is addressed by TheEpicNate
I saw this explored on another channel.
@@josephallen5976 love to check it out
@@ogdenville i don't have a link sadly. It's also possible it could have been covered by Nate in his liars of skyrim video as well.
Nazeem: “Do you get to the Cloud District very often?”
Dragonborn: “Eh. About once a week. I’m usually busy with more important things.”
like quicksaving and slaughtering everyone you know only to quickload so no one would be nonethewiser
I once made Nazeem a follower (you know these character that helps you exploring the world of Skyrim) through console commands. Then I took him into a giants camp and then one of the giants launched him into his so loved cloud district. Perfect.
@@elkevinski cap
@@michealharrison2219 shut up Micheal
@@Kmn2 😩💦
Seems like the Jarl isn't the ONLY backside Nazeem's stuffing himself into
That's horrible. I love it.
*angrily likes*
I feel like Nazeem would be the bottom ngl
“Irrelevant to any quests”
First mission after joining the Companions: *beat the shit outta Nazeem*
lmao
I never got that quest, I'd usually kill him right after getting to Whiterun
That's radiant, ie procedurally generated. I've had to beat up the Kynareth priestess and the stable boy. Sadly never got Nazeem.
@@rumor-936 same. Every single playthrough the first thing I do is walk up and suplex him into the side of the well in the town centre. Gotta send a message that the dragonborn aint no bitch.
When you are so lucky that you get to beat Nazeem out of RNG
XD
Finally, Nazeem is getting some Karma after all his cloud district mocking.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don’t.
@@nazeem8086 The first place in skyrim we are supposed to go? The dragonborn visits all the time and heck of alot more than you.
It’s kinda funny since I became thane then killed Nazeem and I easily told the guards I’m thane
Where is Nazeem if he gets to the cloud district so often where is he when I’m there never see him I leave and he’s just saying ok I bet you don’t go there often how you know your never there -_- sorry lol
Didn't it occurred to you that its all in the opposite order? That first he learns his wife is cheating at him and THEN he takes it to others? And that everyone out there killing Nazeem should kill this cheating hag instead?
Yes. You can find his wife in the temple constantly! She literally sleeps there in one of the bedrooms.
Nate has said this in a few videos not tryna be a die hard know it all btw
I've never really paid attention to the temple in whiterun, I run through to do what I need and spend my time in the reach
Is it bad I’ve never been in the temple yet I’ve played over 500 hours
@@RawSageSoul he's also specifically said she never set foot in the temple so it's nice to see he realized she actually sleeps there sometimes now.
Rivviting Content there’s a pretty interesting quest you can get from going in there
So what you're saying is Jenson takes nazeems wife to the "cloud District" very often
It does seem that way, possibly even beyond dragonsreach
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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@@itsclemtime2357 oh gods please nooo .. nooo im sorry . I didn't look I just prest take all shit reload last save . Level one Helgan keep.. SHIT
ᚫᚾᚷᛚᛖᚠᚣᚱᛞ MY TEMPLE HAS BEEN DESERCRATED KILL THE ONE WHO DID IT.
No, not just that. He means very VERY often. ;)
On my male redguard character I ended up luring Nazeem behind a building and sneak casting Fury on him to make him hostile to everyone, and then lead him towards the guards, who then killed him. I then used console commands/mods to make Ahlam a follower and marriageable, so now she lives with my character in Breezehome and is much happier now that she has a husband who actually gives a crap about her.
“is nazeem being cheated on?”
god i hope so
bruh
bruh
bruh
😂😂
I tried to seduce Ahlam, but she turned me down
0:03
I fixed it:
"Dislike him or hate him."
That sounds more like it!
Eh, I like him around, adds a little diversity between all the "I used to be an adventurer like you" "Lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll" "No lolligaggin'" "Psst! I know who you are. Hail Sithis!" and especially "Ummm, you got no clothes. You should get some." that you otherwise hear in every single city.
@@Predated2 Wait...
Did you say... "Love him"? Who the hell loves him?! I mean his own wife despises him!!!
I love myself
I'm neutral towards him... I hate Braith though!
"Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside, that's usually where he stuffs himself these days."
He's a pretty nice guy, tbh. A really respectable character with a likable personality. He also has his farm through which he helps the shopkeepers in Whiterun remain in business. Overall, he's just one of the best characters in the entire game, I really don't understand why so many people hate him.
@@odinson5911 Exactly! And when he says of course you don't get to the Cloud District, what he's saying is that he doesn't think you get there often because you're new in town, so it logically means you couldn't get there often, because he would have seen you there. It's not a comment on your worth, but a logical deduction.
A 9 year old game and we're looking at the rocky marriage of an NPC no-one ever talks to. Say what you want about Bethesda these days, but they made some great games and the love they put in to their older titles shows.
You either die a hero or become the villain right?
Excuse my Sass obviously not, or I wouldn’t have just watched a fifteen minute video detailing the relationship of an npc I barely care about. There’s still some really deep things to be found in Skyrim. It may seem shallow, but if you take your time you’ll discover things you’d never thought you would.
The love WE put into it you mean?
@@StefanyDjuba i dont use your damn mods so no i love the game the way it was made
Wdym? Nobody said anything bad about Bethesda.
“Enough about Nazeem and his fake house.”
Nazeem won't be making it to the Cloud District very often with those third degree burns...
Nate: "Legitimate reasons to be in someone's skyrim home are..."
Me: "Breaking and entering..."
Nate: "Familiarial ties..."
Me: *O h*
Usually I break into houses to show people with my Wabbajack, before impressing myself with each use of it. Well, sort of. The Dragonborn does that for me now. I just watch with my bowl of kettled taters and melted eidar cheese nowadays. :)
@@theimmortalmadness8010 what's a wabbajack
@@DetElliottStabler Daedric artifact
@@DetElliottStabler you get it from sheogoraths quest
@@mxn0chr0maxic85 intetesting
Stuffs himself in the jarl's backside might've been far more literal than we previously thought
I mean, you gotta blame Nazeem a bit. He was always at the Cloud district in his spare time.
Justin Y.
Damnit, Justin.
How are you here as well
hi justin
The legend himself
I've never seen this man at the cloud district. Wife is hella pretty though
Tywin: “and your grandson, Nazeem?”
Lady Olenna: “oh, a sword swallower through and through”
I laughed more than I should have at this. *grin*
Oh Savage
I don't fully get this.
@@DragonGunzDorian Sword Swallowing is not always carried out by swordsman.
Sword swallower, damn that granny was a beast
"Was Nazeem being cheated on?"
Past tense. *Was* Nazeem being cheated on? Because every single one of us murdered him to death.
"Murdered him to death" The English is strong with this one.
@@ercstomatosalad1086 that's how great the hatred towards him
@@ercstomatosalad1086 It's a phrase that Nate uses a lot in his videos.
@@ercstomatosalad1086 Any longtime viewer of Nate’s will tell you that “murdered to death” is a phrase Nate says quite often in his videos. I’m convinced that it’s a running joke at this point.
I haven't killed him yet. Then again, I haven't really broken the law that much in skyrim. I guess I'm a little biatch.
I have to feel pity for a "wealthy farmer" who has to rent a room in a tavern every night, but am very impressed that he managed to get milk from an ox.
Uh...that's not milk.
i always thought he owned the drunken huntsman and the dude who works the front desk is his steward who does the cooking and cleaning and sells bows and arrows on the side. i've known ppl in real life who have this kind of lifestyle where they own the business but also live in the property above the restaurant.
in this case the drunken huntsman is an inn. even though nazeem is a stuck up rich guy, he still provides ppl work within the hold, which provides a good economy for the ppl of the hold overall.
his competitor lorious who also owns a farm just above whiterun. which has a harder time competing against nazeem's operation, because of his geographical location in whiterun isn't as good. first thing is his property is too close to the cold mountain range which can effect some crops on his land to not grow as well and is open to any animals who might eat the crops. and the other reason why the location is bad is because there's a bandit camp residing within the old mammoth poaching camp that used to be used by the citizens of whiterun until the jarl outlawed the use of the poaching camps through the hold.
if the civil war wasn't going on in skyrim. i'm sure jarl balgruf would hire some men to take care of the bandits which is why there is a need for bounties in the land as the solders are tied up with the war and protection of the major cities.
so going back to nazeem owning property shows a much bigger scale to what he actually owns when you consider he owns the land and the houses he rents to the ppl who take care of the farms. although i would argue the farm houses are probably provided at a reduced rent for the farm hands so they will stay at their job locations respectively while he lives within the drunken huntsman. there's also a possibility that because the drunken huntsman was going out of business due to the competition of the banard mare's popularity that nazeem purchased the building and made a deal with the guy who works the front desk. ppl still rent beds within the huntsman but the room and board are limited and has no live entertainment and only has one guy who does all the cooking and cleaning as the bannard mare has 1 bard who apparently works for free because he sings for the ladies affections. according to jon battleborn, and the other staff the one main lady at the bar and the 2 server women 1 of these ladies was recently hired who is the redguard women. so the bannard mare is much more popular and used than the drunken huntsman. not to mention "the drunken huntsman" name sounds like he's soon to be going out of business lol. and where "the bannard mare" sounds like there's a party going on there
@@5226-p1e do you often go on huge tangents that have nothing to do with anything? Oh, but what am i saying, of course you dont
@@NiquelBones
lol. so i guess you didn't like what i had to write?
i posted the same comment within many other comment sections, and many ppl liked what i had to say. but there's always one person who didn't care or hated it.
and i guess that's you.
you also say it had nothing to do with anything, what do you think the topic of this video was and the topic of the top comment in this section was about?
@@5226-p1e dude stop writing essays in a skyrim comment section you are not as smart as you think you are stop being so pretentious
also my original comment was a joke...
"Wintersand"
So, snow?
One of those levels of intellect memes
Cheese Pizza Sorry Cheese Pizza I’m confused
It’s actually referring to a type of snow with a certain consistency. Harsh granular icy snow.
Sounds like the type of dirt you'd find on the beaches of Atmora. And believe me when I say that, because I've been there!
What? You think just because a mortal being can't go there means that an immortal wonder god such as myself can't either? Or any other immortal for that matter? Hoho, silly you.
@@massageadventurist9804 kind of like some sand is referred to as sugar sand. Sugar sand is really awful if it's more than a couple of centimeters deep because you could fall if you ride a bike over it. I had a dirt bike fall on me due to riding over sugar sand... awful stuff, my ankles hurt for a week after that
So glad it's been finally been revealed that the jarl is a bottom
Jarl Balgruuf is a power bottom and you damn well know it.
@@orinweylin810 My brother said he likes to cross dress as an Argonian maid and I lost my shit 😂😂
@@orinweylin810 After I showed him your comment lol.
Man i wish i would have knowed this before I kicked him out in the stormcloak quest
Yes!!! This must have been behind the whispers....and the jarl of course.
But regardless I think nazeem is in a relationship that is not so much an open relationship as it is more one sided monogamous relationship lmao
Nazeem: "do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
The Dragonborn: why yes, I ha-
Nazeem: "oh what am I saying? Of course you don't!"
The Dragonborn: …
Monster _ Lock pulls out soul trap dagger
Monster _ Lock the Dragonborn : Fus Ro Dah
Dragonborn: ...Fus.
Dragonborn: *kills the game*
Bethesda didn't even consider adding an option to say yes to him
Mom: Studying hard I imagine?
Me: (Finding out if Nazeem was being cheated on)
yes, the most important study there is
@@zippacna Amateurs
@@Azeroth_Lysphixious what did you just say?
@@Layththelion21 AMATURES!
@@Azeroth_Lysphixious ....
I’ve actually seen Nazeem in the cloud district, he was sitting at one of the big tables eating bread.
I’ve seen him there too
same here
Nazeem asked if I get to the cloud district very often right after I left dragonsreach one
I have indeed seen a lot of people up there eating.
Never stopped to see who they were.
Where i always find him
"Unassociated with any plotline or quest"
Incorrect, he can be a subject of a radiant quest in the Companions. You can beat him up.
Or you can have to save him from Bandits
@@wiibrockster Yeah, but that one's a lot less cathartic.
I usually murder him before I get to that part. I started getting more creative with my killing and have killed him with a bucket, by shouting him to a giants camp, and poisoning him with a frenzy poison so that the guards would kill him.
@@trashboy1420 I totally would do that.... but I roleplay too many "good" characters for that. But when I don't, I usually play a morally grey vampire that drains him dry out of annoyance.
@@wiibrockster I heal him then beat him up again a good stress reliever
“Allow me to introduce you to Acolyte Jenssen, he’s a tall, handsome, luscious... NO get a hold of yourself Nate!” 10:21
I love this😂
“He ain’t giving her an amulet of talos” best part 😂😂
As crazy as it sounds, I thought that Nazeem being the Jarl's "advisor" was actually akin to a spouse cheating and claiming they had a "personal trainer." Except, somehow, Nazeem and Balgruuf were actually able to pull off the act. Technically, this could go along with his wife cheating as well, but that's all just a random thought.
Considering how much Nazeem seems to enjoy the Jarl’s backside, I don’t think it’s too far fetched to think he’s into tall dark and handsome men.
Edit: Damn it, everyone already thought of this
"Well, allow me to introduce you to acolyte Jenssen. He's a tall, handsome, luscious-- no wait, get a hold of yourself, Nate."
We're not judging, Nate. ;)
Nice comment lad
Don't be ashamed, Nate. Even a man can be overwhelmed by the charms of another. Some men just have that effect on you. Like me! My charms knows no bounds, and no boundaries. ;)
The Immortal Madness like me cheesus cheese
Open community here
it's cool nate, we all know he's sexy
Nazeem: "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?, Oh what am I saying of course you don't"
Dragonborn: "Oh yeah.... Have you been sleeping with your wife very often? Oh what am I saying of course you haven't cause I've been".
Nazeem: ....
What kind of mods has the dragon born been using?!?
Wait hol up
@M 4 i dont actually wanted to know
@M 4 got any links :)
Then the dragonborn just flexes, then walks away, leaving Nazeem speechless.
last time i was this early nazeem was alive
Hey I remember you from all those emails, did that bank loan ever reach you? Just said my account was emptied. Darnest thing
I would like but I lead him to an alley and shouted him him out of whiterun
Before I knew who nate was. Ah wut the hell
Your profile picture goes perfectly with your comment omG
Naazeem kill speedruns?
Nazeem might be the most well designed non-interactive NPC in the game. The fact that everyone knows about him and has atleast made their own opinion on him when there's no true reason to even interact with him is incredible.
"Love him or hate him"
There is absolutely no one that loves nazeem
I love him ironically
Do you get Divorced very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you do
*I
Why does everyone hate him so much? He does Nazeem that bad to me.
😆👌
I am apologizing in advance for what I am going to say to you in matter of moments.
Fuck you.
This is perfect
You are worse then Nazeem for that pun.
Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done
*The Empire didn't think we could take the Reach, but here we are.*
Hey, Mr. Guard! Somebody stole my sweet roll! Please help me find it again!
It was quite a Reach from your humble abode of deathly freeze in Eastmarch, hadn't it?
...What? ;)
Y'all mofos need to check that abandoned house
I always assumed Nazeem was being called in to advise Balgruuf regularly due to the war and would originally have stayed in his farm, but thanks to the events of the game he's staying in a tavern to be closer to the Jarl.
I personally have my own theory about this perplexing partnership.
While Nazeem loves to tell us he's rich the farm where he supposedly gets all of his money from is no larger than the others and has but a single worker, indicating that its not that profitable or at least isnt the main source of cash.
Personally i think Ahlam is the bread winner since in our world at least healers did earn a good amount of coin. While this may be enough for a decent house Nazeem very much comes off as someone who spends money as soon as they get it. This explains why he has "fine" clothes but refuses to purchase anything from the townspeople since he has spent the couples money on luxuries.
As for him being an advisor to the jarl, that too seems to be a farse, since balgruuf nor anyone but nazeem collaborates the story. His wife does state that Nazeem has his head up the jarls ass but this may not mean he's an advisor, rather a parasite trying to get into high society.
After all would you consider the adoring fan from oblivion your friend or even an actual companion?
That leads me back to Ahlam, if we are to believe my theory then that leaves Ahlam working every day to support Nazeems antics to the point where she quite understandably desires an actual connection with someone else.
“Do you get to the cloud district often?”
No but if you come with me to a giants camp you can!
Let's go meet this Giant I know down by Secunda's Kiss, Nazeem. He wants to tell you about the Moon District, says it is far more fitting for a high and mighty figure of class such as yourself.
I think one time I actually did see him in dragonsreach, but he was sitting at a lonely circular little table in the corner of the room while I was standing at Jarl Ballin's right side
Update: I just played skyrim again a few minutes before this edit, and yes, I did in fact see nazeem again in dragonsreach. Its definitely a behavior mod, seeing how there would be no other way.
Nazeems gonna hate
Yo Mamma gonna hate
Housel how though? His path doesn’t even allow that
jarl ballin' bais
@@octoniumvideos I really don't know. Maybe it's a behavior mod I have.
I've seen him in Dragonsreach once, I play on a PS3 so there's definitely no modding going on
The last time I saw Nazeem was with my character that is a necromage. I killed him and made him my thrall and took him to Solstheim, but "accidentally" lost him somewhere
i soul trap him.
I kill him, "resurrect" him, kill him, "resurrect" him, kill him, and "resurrect" him again.
@@ra_alf9467 yeah basically that except he eventually just got himself lost lmao
"It all smells wrong." Well yeah it's been sitting on a table for days and I know damn well this boy doesn't put it away at night because I was trying to steal several necklaces for a quest
My personal theory is that Jenssen was supposed to be the family's personal healer (given their supposed wealth to hire one). In frequenting the manor, I think he and Ahlam were supposed to get a little too close, and have a secret relationship. (Basically the Skyrim version of how Rasputin found his way into the Romanov's family.)
Oh, it took years, but I earned my way to the top. I own Chillfurrow Farm, you see. Very successful business. Obviously
Obviously my wife loves me. Duh
Cataclysm Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don’t.
Is your wife cheating on you or are you cheating on her with the Jarl?
Nazeem I thought I killed you
@@tiagoguimaraes7628 You racist.
Do you get to the Soul Cairn very often? oh, what am I saying.. Of course you do.
I know how to deal with Nazeem...ignore him! Such a obnoxious fellow. lol
I have an even better way. I am pretty sure that he isn't essential, so just kill when you meet him first. That's what I do
Why didn't I think of that
This changes........
Nothing cause he's deadass is in a ,,Redguard" soul gem
I still like the idea of turning him into a sweet roll and placing him into a npc inventory I dont like via pickpocket
@@tsungk3878 Via wabbajack correct?
@@anontheweeb87 correct. Someone else mentioned this way of going about disposing him. I just really liked the idea
LMAO
I thought it said,” what happens if you put nazeem in an oven”
I’m so glad that’s not what it said
Why? Sounds like a banger video to me.
Ngl I wish it said that
Little known fact, nazeem is actually a nord, not a redgaurd. He's already put in an oven once.
Can somebody do that?
Occum’s razor; the simple answer is most often the correct answer.
Jensen(?) Was most likely meant to be the Housecarl, but like Bethesda did to nazeem and his wife in just sticking them somewhere since they didn’t finish the manor, Jensen was stuck into his place because without the manor, there is no housecarl.
"You must look on the bright side - if soldiers storm the city, there's a good chance your husband may get killed." DANICA !!
On a related note, I want someone to make a mod where Nazeem does indeed get killed during that part.
Dana R You can kill him during the battle. :’p)
Take action into your own hands. In that chaos, no one's gonna notice a stray arrow
"Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the Nazeem with his *voice*. Shouted him apart!"
Sounds like something every Dragonborn dreams of doing. Ever wanted to kill someone you hated with your words of blasting fury? Now you can, Dovahkiin. :)
Before mods:
"Do you get to the could district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't.
After mods:
"No Nazeem, but I DO get to visit your wifes district - if you know what I mean. ;)
Fuck yeah sex mods for the revenge
Nazeem really likes the jarl backside
@@Literallyryangosling777 It's usually where he stuffs himself these days. :D
Same here
I take Nazeem’s wife to the Cloud District very often - if you catch my meaning.
Last time I was this early dragons were normal around Skyrim
And then I killed them all and opened up some cracks xD LMAO
@@Dsuperangel Oop lmao
I've got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn and just don't know it yet...
As a modder/developer myself I find it hard to believe that they just cut the house to save time. More likely, as suggested, there were *some* quests associated with it that were to conflicted to continue with. The development and placement of the house, inside and out, is a simple matter. Therefore I tend to believe that there where other issues as to why that content was cut.
"You looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the jarls backside." Whole new meaning now.
If we're talking dysfunctional relationships, I feel it's worth mentioning Bolli and his wife( I can't remember her name).
Those two are about as faithful to each other as Astrid is loyal to the Night Mother.
Her name's nivenor
Bolli wasn't even faithful to his faith with mara
That's not fair
Haelga used her charms as a Dibellan worshipper on Bolli
@@tunasandwich8049Bolli kept a memento of the deed. An unwilling actor wouldn't do such a thing.
Nazeem's wife goes to many cloud districts apparently. Let's hope she doesn't encounter a cumulosiphilis.
What if nazeem is saying "do you get to the cloud district very often?" To ask you if you can deliver a letter or maybe something else because skyrim is large and the amount of cut content and quests are larger.
Yeah most likely I mean come on they removed his entire house.
I’ve been playing Skyrim since it’s 2011 release, and I have never seen Acolyte Jenson in my life. Even after 9 years, there’s still new things for me to discover in the Nordic land and I love that.
Interestingly, if you kill Nazeem (without being detected), there's a possibility that Ahlam will hire thugs to return the favour. In one playthrough I accidentally did just that and wondered why these brickhouses were after me. The reverse is also probably true. I had thought this though: What if they're BOTH getting down with Jenssen and just stay together more as a kind of "marriage of convenience" or polygamous arrangement?
I would love some kind of 'Pain and Gain' movie style quest mod where you have to kidnap Nazeem and find rediculous ways to rob him. lol
Yesss if only I could mod
The idea of Nazeem on his hands and knees with a big ol Nord priest giving him the family business makes my dragon born smile so I'm going with that. --Momentai ;3
"Pfft! Who needs her?! She didn't get to the Cloud District very often anyway!"
🤣🤣🤣
Acolyte Adam Jensen about his key: "I never asked for this!"
The more I look into the details of Skyrim, the more I mourn for all the incomplete content we could have but never got with the infinite re-releases.
You say love him or hate him, as if anyone would love Nazeem.
i modded the game to marry him to my half daedra assassin.. so.. yeah.
@@rivplaysgames Mah, you had to do some Sheogorath shit to make it happen, doesn’t count as a logical reality.
"how the heck did this guy get a hold of this key?"
*Dovahkiin walks by with the Infinity Keyring*
"Do you come to my wife often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you do!"
In special edition, after following the stormcloak campaign, you can see him coming up to the new Jarl quite often. But his housecarl gets infront of him and he then walks away. I've yet to hear if they say anything.
Foremost healer in the entire country, and priest to the gods : "look on the brightside, your husband might get killed!"
YES FINALLY A VIDEO ON THIS!
*Who wouldn’t cheat on Nazeem? All he ever talks about is the cloud district.*
Get to the cloud district often?
More like, ever get to the end of a vampires tail, of course you haven't "she's suck'n high and dry"
Yes when I re-start the game when I finish every quest then I always steal and sell oops shouldn’t have said that well there’s a good tip XD well I mean take when I’m allowed to do I don’t go to jail
Haven’t seen the video but before it starts I have to say I hope so
Even Bethesda killed Nazeem in the Anniversary Edition Trailer
"Whether you love or hate Nazeem?" Come on. nobody loves him. Not even his wife
Skyrim: 5 infidelities you didn't knew about.
Is Ahlam cheating on Nazeem? In my installation of Skyrim, with some help from a couple mods from loverslab, yes. She most certainly is.
Do you take his wife to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you do.
13:37 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN NUGGET OMG NATE😂😂
If you had gotten it from Nazeem's farm it would have been easier to eat, as it's twice as fresh.
Dustin Gideon lmaooo
**Me downloading lover’s lab mods** “Why yes. Yes he is.”
When Nate said "Do you get to the Cloud District very often", I lost it.
*Jensen walks in.. Nazeem ready... And waiting... "
Jensen: "I like your quarters~❤️"
This sounds like a legit unsolved mystery by the way you presented it
I love how Skyrim introduced subtle drama using pathing schedules.
Man, I cant even begin to image how much work goes into these, but these videos are such a staple. I cant even imagine or play skyrim without happily thinking about this stuff.
"Is Nazeem's wife cheating on him?"
I hope so, he deserves the worst treatment possible
That amulet of talos joke was brilliant more of that please 🤣
The 'speak Greek to Nazeem's wife' line was even better.
If I was Nazeem’s wife. I will surely cheat on him.
Or just not marry him in the first place
Or just ask Dragonborn for help to get rid of Nazeem
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don’t.
I don't know. He has a good ass.
@@nazeem8086 once he asked me that in dragonsreach
I want an old Nazeem in tesvi that has a contract on him, that’s call good bye the cloud district
"To the cloud district" would be better imo lol
Imagine seeing him old and lost his fortune as his farm was destroyed
No doubt there will be a reference on him
The Wintersand Manor Key thing had me thinking that something in Whiterun may have been repurposed. So on that hunch, I looked at the Factions W page under en.uesp.net and found something interesting in the Form ID's for the property assets.:
WhiterunUlfberthsHouseFaction: 00093B20
WhiterunUthgerdsHouseFaction: 00093B21
WhiterunWarmaidensFaction: 00093B22
WhiterunWintersandManorFaction: 00093B23
WhiterunYsoldasHouseFaction: 00093B24
WhiterunDrunkenHuntsmanFaction: 000CD069 - a very out of sequence later production number for something in and around all the other properties in this part of Whiterun, like it was re-done or repurposed at a later stage, given its Hex reference compared to the range of the others.
Even Breezehome or WhiterunBreezhomeFaction is 00093B18.
This would explain why some strange elements with The Drunken Huntsman are in place, like Nazeem and Ahlam sleep in what should essentially a Tavern you can book a night to sleep in, but can't.
Another interesting piece of information is the Services Form ID's for the shops of Whiterun. The Drunken Huntsman's Services Form ID is in-line with the other Shop Services ID's, suggesting that the Drunken Huntsman was most likely to originally co-exist with the Bannered Mare and Wintersand Manor, but one got compacted into another and some elements weren't removed or changed, such as the Keys.
Well, that's my theory, and I'm sticking to it. The Drunken Huntsman was overlaid onto Wintersand Manor, with orphan assets and curiosities remaining...
Nazeem: "Do you get to the Cloud District often?"
Me: "Aye, that I do, & now you get to as well, as the enchantment on my boots."