Internet Cafe Simulator 2 - Doppleganger Gambler
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2022
- Not sponsored by hamburger helper
Originally streamed/recorded on January 12th, 2022
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THEFIERYREDHEAD
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Jerma could be in a solid white room with nothing but a handheld vacuum cleaner and somehow turn it into a gambling stream
Yeah yeah, we know he's already gambled in a psych ward, we know. Unhinged Andy
"Alright-- add, add a _billion_ if I can't fill up the tank before the batteries run out. If I can't fill the tank with dirt and dust _completely_ before the battery runs out, add a billion. No that's too much. Add a million."
The very existence of this comment is going to manifest that stream and I can’t thank you enough
@@tahutoa He'd say this as the room is completely sterile too.
Bonus points if he somehow wins the bet.
VACUUM STREAM :pog:
If jerma died and turned into an angel he would 100% get the halo stuck around his neck
That makes the assumption he would go to heaven
@@drew2510 If anyone in this world is going to heaven, It's jerma
@@mint5438 axiomatically: there cannot be a Heaven in any universe that also contains at least one (1) Jerma.
@@drew2510 Jerma will go to heaven because god fears him
Jerma is TF2 Scout and is canonically God's gift to the human race.
FACT: 90% of gamblers quit JUST before they hit it big! Keep gambling!
This is just the spark of motivation that I needed. Thanks halo7oo!
90% of all accidents are caused by sober people. Therefore drink and drive?
@@pillage_party_and_papacy Never thought of it like that. Good advice.
if you have a gambling addiction, don't let it win. you HAVE to get your money back
We interviewed people who have played russian roulette before and none of them were dead so it must be 100% safe
It will always amaze me how quickly he can turn from goblin with a leash on to Calvin Klein model
Ster is the one holding the other end of the leash
Let's take a moment to celebrate the relationship that bloomed between Jerma and Community Jake
can't believe they broke up and jerma had to facilitate the wedding with his new partner 😔
Can’t believe jerma made him do THAT in front of a orphanage
I love how he introduces the fact he has a girlfriend to the chat like he's a single father telling their child that they're remarrying.
"Fart Simulator" kind of games always bring up the best of Jerma
Fart Simulator 2023
GAS Simulator
its always the games you least expect to be interesting
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern No no this is the upcoming sequel
@@WDWatameVirus fart sim 2 2013 coming 2023
16:50 I seriously can't comprehend how funny this is. Calls him "Squid Game" twice, gets hit with domestic terrorism in return
Squid Game was his father
Jerma (probably): I'll show this funny picture taken of me sleeping, the chat will ask who took it, and I'll be able to introduce my girlfriend in organic, non-awkward way
Chat: WHO IS THAT ON THE PICTURE?! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS WEIRD BLOB MAN BEFORE!? HELP ME JERMA I AM FRIGHTEN
this is so funny
There's something so funny about the cut to the actual stream from the intro. There was no little music, there was no giggling as he tried to explain what he's doing, we just cut right to him with a the ringlight around his neck.
Finally! A biblically accurate Jerma.
yes my son. like, yes
I love jerma giving an earnest detailing of his life for most of 2021, and then he just stops himself mid sentence to say "Squid game???"
my eyes actually widened in horror seeing him getting ready to blow all of the money he'd built up on a single game of blackjack
normal occurrence for this insane man
I'm so glad Jerma has finally announced his relationship with his community members, it's been so hard for us all to keep it a secret
Polyamory Andy
Jerma with that ring light around his neck just looks like a crackhead angel that somehow managed to get his Halo stuck around his neck.
Lucifer Origin Story? Christianity Lore?
Hello my son. Yes, like, yes.
Love the beginning I feel like I'm a child being entertained with dangling keys
I’m glad he put the light around his head. He looks like David Bowie.
I was thinking the exact same thing I’m glad someone else noticed
I can’t believe he pit the ring light on his head UNPROMPTED and got it STUCK! He did that ENTIRELY on his own! Insane!
No matter the game, Jerma will always loose all his money to gambling
He loves gambling
14:30 the way he had to hesitantly explore the image because of how huge it was had me wheezing
I absolutely love how jerma turns every game into blackjack and doesn’t forget to tell chat how they don’t really know how to play blackjack like him
jerma gets his head stuck in the streamer equivalent of bottle rings
This stream gave us the Jerma with a ring light stuck on his neck, the Jerma Hamburger Helper face, Jerma collab with xQc, Jerma inflation (sudden debt increase), we met Holly and we saw first trailer of Naked Jerma, truly amazing
6:29 SQUID GAMES!!
Jerma inflation is cool but what about sonic inflation?
@@StarBoyBooya526 makin 90 rings on tha 100 rangs💍
The light ring really makes him look like he's got a dorito shaped face
He really had me until "ketchup."
I don't mean I agree with him, I mean, he HAD me, lifted four feet off of the ground telekinetically, gasping for breath and unable to speak. Luckily for me, the word "ketchup" is the activation phrase for my anti-possession spell, and I lived to hunt and fight "Jerma" and demons like him another day.
weakling. Us Canadians know ketchup belongs everywhere
@@ls-rk6hw yeah but like outside the US ketchup actually has tomatoes in it
@@SameDoll sometimes i forget that the stuff y'all eat will probably give you at least 1 form of cancer
@@deadass849 ya and our fucking doctors who spent ~250k on their schooling will still tell diabetics that diet sodas are okay for them
@@SameDoll this is hillarious in the extremely sad and depressing kind of way
Jerma with the light around his neck.. is 10000% star wars villian vibes.
Holly laughing in the background during the picture crop is a whole ass mood.
You know you’ve witnessed a banger when you hear the laughter in the distance
I was with him on the leftover hamburger helper thing until he said he dips it in ketchup.
Same, would basically just be a grilled cheese with more texture contrast and added beef. Completely normal. Then insane man Jerma has to ruin it by adding ketchup
Yup, i was big on the italian pasta one. But dipping cheese burger mac in ketchup is pretty fucked up
@@rnglillian8081 you're telling me you don't dip your grilled cheese in ketchup? that's more weird
1:09 "The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
If an angel walked up to me and was like
“Like yes my son, like yes” I would agree with him and probably mug him
*“"Like yes my son, like yes"” said the angels with the heavenly choir*
- Book of Jeremy 98:5
Jeremiah 98:5
The only angel I'd be not affraid of, I'd be terrified
The Dr Pepper shirt really adds to the angel appearance. You know something's going wrong in heaven if your guardian angel has to use a ring light as a halo and get brand sponsorship clothing
I love hamburger helper so cant wait to try his sandwich idea, it sounds like a good way to use leftovers
I know there are some sandwiches that use macaroni already so seems like it’d be good.Not sure about the ketchup though.
The Hamburger Helper fandom is weird.
Ya lost me on the ketchup, but Hamburger Helper with garlic bread is amazing, so I'd try that much, at least.
i always eat my hamburger helper with butter bread. i put it on top of the butterbread, super good
We did that in my house all the time growing up. Could it just be an east coast thing?
And the angel comes down to offer the gods advice, “like yes”.
yeah, I imagine that's exactly what the angel would say
Local PSYCHO declares to thousands of INNOCENTS that 'people are ugly with light on them,' vows to live in total DARKNESS!
The first ever jerma stream I ever caught live!! It’s crazy that now I literally spend every waking minute of my free-time binging jerma-related content
Honestly, toast that hamburger helper sandwich in a panini press or something, probably great.
the "doppleganger" is probably the real person and jerma just stole his identity
the hamburger helper sandwich sounded normal until he mentioned ketchup .
Jeremy unlocked a core memory when talking about toast and hamburger helper sandwich
You had me with the Hamburger Helper toasted sandwich up until you mentioned the dip in ketchup part. This man deserves to be locked up in the looney bin
Who else remembers the iconic Bible story with the angel quote?
"Yes my son. Like, yes."
I too, love the sensation of a dirty wet mop flapping against my bare ankles while I play "video games"
Jerma stop this
Your gambling addiction has gotten out of hand
You invented a man named "Mr green" to cope with your madness
Your friends and family love you
@21:20 i love how the strippers come up to him and hes going WAHT WAHT WATH then very humanly gives them the finger.
The shoulder reveal 😭 I couldn't BREATHE
I'm with Jerma here, I've never tried it before but the "hamburger helper on a bun" idea actually sounds really good.
Imagine if he was like one of those primitive technology channels and he has a giant stick and he starts making a house.
I think you can hear Holly laughing at 15:34, which is real cute since this is her "announcement stream".
jerma's face is an isosceles triangle
Gambling Gary
Takes 7 months for these videos to come out and yet I keep rewatching
Watching Jerma trying to scrub the floor in the first part of the stream was painful. One of the best streams I've watched.
This is by far one of the funniest jerma videos
"No chat I will not put the ring light around my neck"
Imagine if that's the face you saw at heavens gate.
"people are so ugly with light aren´t they"
6:38 love how xqc just pops in for just a second
Putting a macaroni hamburger helper in between bread is only putting cheese and meat in between bread
And macaroni. It’s like a pasta sandwich. Might as well eat untoasted bread between two buns!
I don’t keep up with movies at all so if someone told me that “light around the neck” jerma was morbius I would completely believe it. The name just suits it
INSANE streamer shows PHOTOS of his STUBBLE DOUBLE, GASLIGHTS his FANS
I love gambling (true)
I am a verifyable witness
Real
amazing
Juicer LOVES gambling
i would be inclined to agree
Eating HH between bread as leftovers is my childhood right there. Hell yea Jerma!
We almost never see someone lit from below because almost all light sources are above us. So when we DO see someone lit from below, it's unnerving. That's why Jerma is actually NOT ugly it's just the lighting guys shut up okay.
I have developed a pavlovian response such that whenever Jerma finds a gambling minigame I laugh uncontrollably
I feel like I've already waitch this video 10 times just from the clips.
"everyone looks like that, okay?" - lowkey some form of justice, we aren't pretty people
1:10 Jerma Face Of the Year material.
THATS WHAT A HAMBURGER HELPER IS????
The cropping bit was hysterical
I don't get what's so bad about Jerma's sandwich, I'd give it a whirl. Probably pretty good after a couple beers
"i will never wear the ring light around my neck" -jerma985
Skye4 just posted a jerma edit using that exact same intro, maybe the jerma editors are in cahoots
I love the intro keep it up!
I had a terrible day, I’m so tired and it’s late as hell but jerma makes it all better
I love how at 1:09 his eye brows are just gone
:) this is the most unhinged intro I've seen
That photo crop segment was peak humor.
Who else could be entertaining with a hamburger helper rant
Jerma won't eat McDonald™ yet would eat an entire box of HamburgerHelper™, this man is a mystery.
jerma eats like four mc chickens a day
@@iamdingus XD yet he says he wouldn't in most of his stream, the one with the mc donald in question
that hamburger helper sandwich sounds so good.
when I saw that hand on the hamburger helper box, I knew.
That hamburger helper sandwich with ketchup take is proof this man is a psychopath
coming from watching that clip of him telling chat that NO he REFUSED to put the ring light around his neck
to this
fucking magnificent comedy
He literally became a gambling addict over the course of one playthrough.
I was thinking that sandwich Jerma was talking about sounded really good until he started talking about the ketchup
Jermas the kind of guy to lick bird shit off his car
The doll in your closet is not a girlfriend, Jeremy.
I hate gambling (false)
@14:47
Even Jerma doubted himself that it was himself lol.
i dont think ive laughed this hard since the original noita debt stream
Jerma with the ring light looks like david bowie mixed with a wacky mcu villan
Jerma I relate to you in so many facets
the cheeseburger helper is nasty but the beef stroganoff one is so good
Velvetta skillets are good to! especially the one with the orzo. And the hamburger helper sandwhich is good to
I fucking knew he'd put the ring light around his neck
I'm going to vomit from the description of what Jerma does with his Hamburger Helper™
I saw the ring light and thought “Oh, it’s THIS stream!”
Apparently I had a mind jinx with Jerma because I also eat hamburger helper sandwiches and this is my first time hearing him talk about it.
Biblically accurate Jerma