This video checks all of the boxes: - Fan having a weird dream about Jerma - Jerma laughing at car accidents - Jerma making weird noises instead of talking like a normal human being
Things the aliens understand: - Crossing the unfathomable gulfs of space between stars in vessels that can keep them alive amidst the cold vacuum either for centuries at a time or while travelling near to or faster than the speed of light - Some kind of advanced telescopes or radio signal detection to know that there is life to visit on Earth - Weapons that can level human civilization - Teleportation Things that frighten and confuse the aliens: - Putting inputs into a device to control things - Photography - Video - Refridgeration - Calendars - People using different words for the same concept - Sounds coming out of living things - Shitting - Plants - Rocks
We can barely understand other mammals despite sharing most of our DNA with them. Aliens would come from a completely evolutionary line and in all likelyhood we would have nothing at all in common with them. People are laughing at Jerma, but we have no way to know what aliens will be like if contact is somehow ever made and the chances that they would understand us in any capacity and vice versa are extremely slim.
they would have to count time using some blackhole since they wouldnt exactly have an accurate measure of time otherwise if they're hopping planets every once in a while where the rotational speed and fields are different, so yeah i think interstellar travel is less of a bother
I haven't been able to watch a jerma stream in years I was finally able to catch one and was excited to show my Japanese roommate my favorite American streamer when I clicked it he was shouting about bees and aliens and magic
It's interesting that you say the ability to make steel is magic. Apparently some early blacksmiths would put animal bones in their molten iron because they thought it was magic and made the metal stronger, when in reality they were making the metal stronger because adding carbon to iron essentially makes a crude form of steel.
Magic is science that you don't understand Lots and lots of mythological and spiritual things in the past existed just to explain why some things happen. Like how people saw disease as some kind of curse or demon because they had no idea what bacteria is
It's less that they're cavemen, and more that their technology, culture, and biology would be so different from us that they would have a lot of difficulty comprehending what we would consider normal.
Well he didn't know what technology was when he arrived on the planet. Others thought it was a suitable place to leave Jeremy behind, so they sneakily left to the next planet one night when he was being mesmorised by highway traffic.
I get it, it's just how foreign something looks to like an alien and being fascinated by all these things we sort of take for granted because it's so mundane to us
its totally possible that they develop entirely different technology from us and dont end up making nearly any similar creations. What if they dont have cars and just have hats that let you slow down time until you walk to where you need to go, or teleportation, or they could just not have mouths and communicate telepathically, meaning they never invented phones or any of the other inventions that resulted from our kind of verbal communication
Deranged lunatic plays roller coaster game for kids, instead falls deeper into a well of insanity by arguing that aliens will be shocked at the sight of chapstick
As a young pre-teen, I sang the theme song of this game out loud in a Pizza Hut once, and the opening of this video immediately made me remember that day again. Only now I'm an adult and I can realize how cringy that actually was. Thanks for the memories, Jeremy.
I know right, like an alien race with spaceships and warp drives would be totally freaked out by LCD screens and plants and the concept of virtual entertainment Speaking of which what's with the "plants" thing? Does Jerma think an alien planet that supports life wouldn't have plants?
@@Freezorgium They absolutely wouldn't have plants lmao. Just as they wouldn't have mammals or reptiles either. Those are very strict biological terms that only apply to things that evolve on earth. There may be plant-LIKE organisms, but not actual plants. Their 'plants' could be more like sponges or smth, Jerma was enlightened here.
"I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work?" -Jerma985, probably
On another planet, lifeform-985 explains to their fellow lifeforms that their basic technologies, such as the flingleshlop, would be considered magic to ailens. "They just wouldn't understand you can just sproink your gingle even though it's so common. Like you ask an ailen to sing and you just glibble and they freak tf out. Their head literally explodes."
jesus 24:11 made me disassociate it’s been YEARS since I saw this weird chihuahua beat-em-up at a friends house, I never remembered the name of the game but this part always stuck out, and now I have to live with the fact that the person who helped me refind it is the SUS GUY himself
That rant was basically "what if aliens had no technology and had no concept of other beings and how stupid they are" how would then even get in contact with us if they didnt even have basic electronics? I wish i could see what went on in his demented mind
On one hand I think this is a bit, on the other I think Jerma's just not a very smart man or not very exposed to the line of thinking from sci-fi that explores these ideas in detail.
I'm pretty sure literally everything he said during that boxing meltdown is illegal and would make people wait in the parking lot outside the building to just beat him up.
I love how Jerma plays my childhood game and 1/4 of the video he shows how crazy advanced the world is and how aliens would react to what we have, what a wacky man.
Holy shit! This is the game! I've been thinking about this game for a long while now and could never remember the name! I remember this game being very good... But that's what everyone says to games they played as a kid.
I was like "kids aren't like that" and then immediately started remembering moments from my childhood where I said random stuff I knew Also I would 100% support Jerma's boxing career if he started one Also Jerma's take about technology being magic is mindblowing This is now basically a thread for cool stuff I liked from this video
Jerma's alien rants are actually really wise. Very mindful and self aware of who we are and what we do. genuinely, VERY interesting to see it from such a viewpoint.
One of my first ever PC experiences was playing the thrillville beta disk that I got for free when I bought a pack of pokemon cards.. I remember how I actually thought the game looked amazing too. Simpler times..
@@endig4501 i’ve noticed that a lot of american streamers do that (and also think the uk isn’t a european country/the eu and europe are the same for some weird reason) what do they even teach you in school over there?
I cant belive the fact that aliens would not view themselves as aliens but us as the aliens was somehow mind blowing to Jerma. Also that he somehow thinks a space fairing civilization would be flabbergasted by refirigirators, photos and various other mundane. Truly the workings of Jermas mind are an enigma
Can't believe jerma played literal Miley Cyrus music on stream while going "what cmon no c'mon this is something made for thrillville right?" (Even though it WAS made for a Hannah Montana movie but still)
This video checks all of the boxes:
- Fan having a weird dream about Jerma
- Jerma laughing at car accidents
- Jerma making weird noises instead of talking like a normal human being
you forgot:
- trademark Jerma Rant which lends mundane phenomena nearly deified significance
Wait other people have had weird dreams about him too?
@@shreddedwheat5977 peep the horror is a meme which originated from someones weird dream about jerma
Perfect entertainment
Dont forget Jerm making a nonsenical bet that he changes whenever he realizes he's going to fail.
I worked in child care for 4 years and I can confirm what Jerma says about how kids talk to each other is accurate.
So kids talk like Oblivion npcs?
Wait, I was supposed to talk to the other kids when I was younger?
@@allahhooah Not memeing, yes they do.
Well he did used to be a substitute teacher
@@allahhooah have you heard about the high elves
I still can’t get over the fact that this man duel wields chapsticks
Yah got two lips don't yah?
dull welding
One drains the moisture from his victim's lips, the other mixes it in with his own
Single handedly holding up the chapstick industry.
He's still yet to elaborate on this, one of the the few things he finds fuсked up enough to not ever mention.
“Just the act of *shitting* can be so *world changing* and *world ending* “
Jerma: the idealist, philosopher and most of all, a pragmatic man.
*'FREGNANCY'*
Things the aliens understand:
- Crossing the unfathomable gulfs of space between stars in vessels that can keep them alive amidst the cold vacuum either for centuries at a time or while travelling near to or faster than the speed of light
- Some kind of advanced telescopes or radio signal detection to know that there is life to visit on Earth
- Weapons that can level human civilization
- Teleportation
Things that frighten and confuse the aliens:
- Putting inputs into a device to control things
- Photography
- Video
- Refridgeration
- Calendars
- People using different words for the same concept
- Sounds coming out of living things
- Shitting
- Plants
- Rocks
ROCKS
Pregnancy
- 30 person orgies
Post-fear endorphin rewards
You just summarized every post on the “humans are space orcs” subreddit
32:26 I adore the idea of humanity finding alien life and immediately being "oh no... they suck..."
We can barely understand other mammals despite sharing most of our DNA with them. Aliens would come from a completely evolutionary line and in all likelyhood we would have nothing at all in common with them. People are laughing at Jerma, but we have no way to know what aliens will be like if contact is somehow ever made and the chances that they would understand us in any capacity and vice versa are extremely slim.
i mean, you can say that about aliens finding us
Jerma manages to constantly hit that sweet spot between "you sound insane" and "I understand and agree with what you're saying" when he rants
Of the hundreds of comments I have read on Jerma videos, THIS is the most accurate comment of any of them
My favorite part of the stream is how chat freaked out more over Jerma double fisting chapstick than his unhinged rant
the sticks and the rants together at once was like a psychic assault
God damnit the the whole stream I thought the comments said chopsticks.
I was just waiting for him to get out a bowl of noodles or some shit
Can't get over the fact that jerma thinks a species could Master Interstellar space travel but not understand keeping track of time
No no, remember? In the air time stays at a constant. It's always 2pm so long as you keep moving.
I think jerma meant if we find the aliens, but I think it could be possible most of our great inventions are accidents.
They all have ADHD.
they would have to count time using some blackhole since they wouldnt exactly have an accurate measure of time otherwise if they're hopping planets every once in a while where the rotational speed and fields are different, so yeah i think interstellar travel is less of a bother
definitely the most insane part of this whole rant
I played thrillville as a kid. Still felt like an acid trip to this day.
The best part was repeatedly flirting with people in front of their partners/spouses.
"and then somebody just f--kin' drops a nuke on Planet Fructose"
is an underrated part of his unhinged alien rant
I love how Jerma's idea of an alien is just a demented old person
is that not what an alien is
geriatric andien
Such a fever dream of a stream
I watched this during the day and it still felt like none of this was real
what an absolute psychopath
Very desperate sounding. It's not that crazy
i had a literal fever while watching it
I love how jerma held a rock, and called it magic powers.
Ah yes, time for my weekly dose of pure unchained insanity
29:19 With or without context...
I need to see 29:38 in a no-context compilation
Jerma freaking out and screaming about aliens is the first time where I've truly considered whether or not he was on some kind of psychedelic.
he's zonked
@@mongrel_97 zonked on cornnuts
Jerma rants are some of the most unique, breathtaking and to be frank, the most absolutely terrifying things to listen to.
love the alien rant he did.
I haven't been able to watch a jerma stream in years I was finally able to catch one and was excited to show my Japanese roommate my favorite American streamer when I clicked it he was shouting about bees and aliens and magic
did they enjoy their stay
Did they
Did
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The authentic experience
You either catch it on the wild or everyone just thinks you’re insane.
It's interesting that you say the ability to make steel is magic. Apparently some early blacksmiths would put animal bones in their molten iron because they thought it was magic and made the metal stronger, when in reality they were making the metal stronger because adding carbon to iron essentially makes a crude form of steel.
Magic is science that you don't understand
Lots and lots of mythological and spiritual things in the past existed just to explain why some things happen. Like how people saw disease as some kind of curse or demon because they had no idea what bacteria is
I'll never understand why he thinks aliens are cavemen
It's less that they're cavemen, and more that their technology, culture, and biology would be so different from us that they would have a lot of difficulty comprehending what we would consider normal.
Well he didn't know what technology was when he arrived on the planet.
Others thought it was a suitable place to leave Jeremy behind, so they sneakily left to the next planet one night when he was being mesmorised by highway traffic.
I get it, it's just how foreign something looks to like an alien and being fascinated by all these things we sort of take for granted because it's so mundane to us
Because our technology could be completely different due to cultural differences.
its totally possible that they develop entirely different technology from us and dont end up making nearly any similar creations. What if they dont have cars and just have hats that let you slow down time until you walk to where you need to go, or teleportation, or they could just not have mouths and communicate telepathically, meaning they never invented phones or any of the other inventions that resulted from our kind of verbal communication
he is going to DEVOUR the chapstick
Having an absolutely incalculable amount of thrills won't bring Claus or Hinawa back
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this stream really set the bar high for the rest of the year.
"how much cbd have you had?"
(contemplates)
"zero!"
"see this non-newtonian fluid?" *holds up a solid*
thats the spaghetti secret mr alien once you push into it it morphs and then it stays that way until you push into it again
he’s not wrong; it’s definitely not a newtonian fluid
Deranged lunatic plays roller coaster game for kids, instead falls deeper into a well of insanity by arguing that aliens will be shocked at the sight of chapstick
As a young pre-teen, I sang the theme song of this game out loud in a Pizza Hut once, and the opening of this video immediately made me remember that day again. Only now I'm an adult and I can realize how cringy that actually was.
Thanks for the memories, Jeremy.
I'm glad the "everybody outta the way this is my place I wanna play" made it into the supercut
I haven’t thought about spy kids in years and seeing the intro made all of the memories rush back. Thanks Jerma!
Sometimes I feel like Jerma is an alien.
Sometimes I feel like Jerma
Sometimes Jerma
Always alien
_sometimes_ ?
He lives in Nevada.
Bet you didn't guess that he specifically lives in Area 51.
In other words, he is one.
Jerma talking about what kind of boxer he would be makes me want to see him in the next creator clash
hed die
Jerma vs. Sam Hyde
4:12 That silence. He just found out he can't break all bones on earth. What a psycho
I love jermas take that if aliens came to our planet THEY would be the ones freaking out about OUR technology
I know right, like an alien race with spaceships and warp drives would be totally freaked out by LCD screens and plants and the concept of virtual entertainment
Speaking of which what's with the "plants" thing? Does Jerma think an alien planet that supports life wouldn't have plants?
@@Freezorgium Who says they have spaceships, maybe theyr just aliens with Wings that can fly, doesnt have to be spaceships
@@Freezorgium They absolutely wouldn't have plants lmao. Just as they wouldn't have mammals or reptiles either. Those are very strict biological terms that only apply to things that evolve on earth. There may be plant-LIKE organisms, but not actual plants. Their 'plants' could be more like sponges or smth,
Jerma was enlightened here.
he is enamored by the beauty of humanity
INSANE streamer BARELY resists the urge to DEVOUR his chapstick IMMEDIATELY after being let out of the psych ward
I love how he thinks high fructose corn syrup is the most alien sounding food ingredient name ever
"I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
-Jerma985, probably
I see skies of blue, and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself
How the fuck does that work
Jerma’s Insane
Ludwig’s a Jerk
Magnets my boy
How the fuck to they work?
I love the fact that he says this philosophical stuff and then names the alien planet fructose
I like the green subtitles for when the aliens are talking
Jerma imitates an alien:
*TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE GRANDFATHER*
Nailed it.
god I forgot about the "aliens who traveled across the universe don't understand basic science" rant
On another planet, lifeform-985 explains to their fellow lifeforms that their basic technologies, such as the flingleshlop, would be considered magic to ailens. "They just wouldn't understand you can just sproink your gingle even though it's so common. Like you ask an ailen to sing and you just glibble and they freak tf out. Their head literally explodes."
I get what he's going for (perspective is key), but his way of expressing himself is...unique.
21:00 this part always sends my sides into orbit and I don't know why.
The whole alien meltdown really started with frozen food
Jerma with chapsticks: do you see this! Weird.
Jerma when he has a rock: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS!?
That’s all I understood from this
i fucking SCREAMED when i saw he was playing this. legit one of my favorite games growing up
That bit at the end about aliens is an S teir Jerma rant.
"Honey come over here, this crazy streamer is killing people again"
Minerals would surely be one of the most easy to understand things to any alien life. Minerals are everywhere.
jerma's "we can hold a physical copy of a 'memory'" and the "explain stuff to aliens" are the exact thoughts someone on "CBD" would have
i love jerma and his story telling. no matter how unhinged it may be or how many chap sticks he has.
jesus 24:11 made me disassociate it’s been YEARS since I saw this weird chihuahua beat-em-up at a friends house, I never remembered the name of the game but this part always stuck out, and now I have to live with the fact that the person who helped me refind it is the SUS GUY himself
That rant was basically "what if aliens had no technology and had no concept of other beings and how stupid they are" how would then even get in contact with us if they didnt even have basic electronics? I wish i could see what went on in his demented mind
Creatures that drift through space with hardened communal exoskeletons acting as generational ships. I mean, aliens could be pretty much anything.
On one hand I think this is a bit, on the other I think Jerma's just not a very smart man or not very exposed to the line of thinking from sci-fi that explores these ideas in detail.
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soundtrack slaps harder than most local radio stations
Is this "Chat" in the room with us now?
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Jerma does actually make sense here, the world we live in is insane
The inner machinations of this mans brain are an enigma
Jerma, congrats on becoming the earth ambassador to the federation of planets! Now please teach our alien brethren about vore
24:11 The beginning of one of Jerma’s best moments this year.
26:12
went there like 8 times just to relive the memory
Skiso Jerma is my favorite jerma Arc.
Close enough lol
what
@@nerdy_hedgehog It was purposeful
I love "real" Jerma. It's hilarious what he's saying but also kind of true. I could enjoy more of duel wield chapstick dex build Jerma.
I genuinely was terrified when Serial Killer man called out my name.
Get in the grinder
Perhaps Jerma is actually an alien that escaped his home world and still is impressed with our technology
I'm pretty sure literally everything he said during that boxing meltdown is illegal and would make people wait in the parking lot outside the building to just beat him up.
Welcome to a new episode of escaped crazy psycho tries to act like a normal human by playing niche games.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR!
Don't say that don't say thrillville is niche it was my childhood and everyone should experience it
this game was the shit when I was little, seeing it here is an absolute miracle
This guy did 20 YEARS in da can, not a peep!!!
Jerma and Thrillville have been such a core part of my youth that the blend of them is sublime.
I just want to mention that jerma has said he did a stream after taking edibles. I think it was this one
His LONG pause after chat asks how many CBD gummies he took. It's cuz he didn't take CBD gummies, he took full-on edibles
It feels like he's been chugging them non-stop for the last month, I'm honestly worried about him
@@Addsomehappy jerma is an addict
it HAS to be this one right, it has to be
DERANGED streamer goes through two tubes of NON NEWTONIAN LIQUID while ranting about ALIENS
10:28 makes me want to see Jerma in the next Creator Clash
Yesssss
I love how Jerma plays my childhood game and 1/4 of the video he shows how crazy advanced the world is and how aliens would react to what we have, what a wacky man.
ive spent so many hours on this game back in the day
Holy shit!
This is the game! I've been thinking about this game for a long while now and could never remember the name!
I remember this game being very good... But that's what everyone says to games they played as a kid.
I was like "kids aren't like that" and then immediately started remembering moments from my childhood where I said random stuff I knew
Also I would 100% support Jerma's boxing career if he started one
Also Jerma's take about technology being magic is mindblowing
This is now basically a thread for cool stuff I liked from this video
I like cats, my grandma has an old cat that sleeps on her bed.
Definitely one of the rants of the year, glad it all started because someone said they like to eat ice cream.
This part got pretty wholesome 24:56
Thank God now I have a reason to cancel all my Friday night plans
2 minutes in and I just heard jerma say “IYKYK”, loving it.
Are we the aliens to aliens?
Jerma's alien rants are actually really wise. Very mindful and self aware of who we are and what we do. genuinely, VERY interesting to see it from such a viewpoint.
Omg Thrillville is so nostalgic for me. I remember playing it on my PSP all the time when I was 11-14
One of my first ever PC experiences was playing the thrillville beta disk that I got for free when I bought a pack of pokemon cards.. I remember how I actually thought the game looked amazing too.
Simpler times..
Funniest part of this stream was that he mistook a pound for a euro
He does it consistently, too. I bet if you showed him the € sign, he'd have no idea what it is.
@@endig4501 i’ve noticed that a lot of american streamers do that (and also think the uk isn’t a european country/the eu and europe are the same for some weird reason) what do they even teach you in school over there?
What a way to start the year.
That giant bolded red text FRIENDS is jarring. Seems to be insinuating some scary shit about Sammy.
I remember playing this game as a kid, I loved the haunted house ride
I cant belive the fact that aliens would not view themselves as aliens but us as the aliens was somehow mind blowing to Jerma. Also that he somehow thinks a space fairing civilization would be flabbergasted by refirigirators, photos and various other mundane. Truly the workings of Jermas mind are an enigma
I love you jerma, this was my childhood, now jerma is my childhood
I always knew this game existed but I didn’t know it was full of mini-games and social sim content. This is so bizarre! I think I like it
Jerma’s death was so sad, I’m glad they kept an archive of his streams to fill the void
Are we... the aliens... to aliens...?
1:50 Wow Thrillville predicted the No Time game
I find it so funny how he thinks aliens would be these primitive cavemen even though they figured out intergalactic transportation
Can't believe jerma played literal Miley Cyrus music on stream while going "what cmon no c'mon this is something made for thrillville right?" (Even though it WAS made for a Hannah Montana movie but still)
2:46 LUNATIC streamer joins the LUFTWAFFE and DIES over the skies of KURSK!!
Jeremy, please calm down with the chapstick. Nobody needs that much chapstick.
Reminder the alien rant was from someone asking about ice cream
I love how Jerma's Aliens tell us water isn't water but they also don't know what rocks and knives are
and then we nuke them for exposing the fact that we got the chemical make up of water wrong
This game was my entire childhood!