The windmills cometh Originally streamed/recorded on January 20th, 2022 Editor: THEFIERYREDHEAD / @thefieryredhead Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Jerma985 stars as "The world's Okayest Hitman" with his powers including phasing through doors, the world's weakest hammer swing, and the ability to kill multiple people by simply doing the windmill"
“Why is everyone looking at me like I’m a weirdo?” I dunno Jerma, probably because you dipped your hand in a deep fryer and asked if anyone wanted ketchup
I like to think he describes what he's doing around him at all times, so "ME CAVEMAN, ME DONT KNOW WHAT TECHNOLOGY IS" is the last thing you hear before you slip into unconsciousness
hitman is actually based on jerma's original career before he retired, the voices he hears in his head that he calls chat is actually that of the people he murdered
I loved that part of john wick when he calmly and slowly walks into a large stage to his target with everyone watching and proceeds to punch is target twice and just completely misses the first time.
5:29 Imagine being the Flamingo Guy just on your way to work and you see a man scream in fear at you then immediately start to chase you and try to grab you by the neck. He then kills multiple guards, and you just barely make your escape, only to be shot in the back with a shotgun. Peak PSYCHO behavior
I love the idea of someone with a shotgun locked in a room with hundreds of security guards and police entering the room trying to detain him but the guy with the gun keeps perfectly killing them one by one in self defense hotline miami style while going 'PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYBODY, PLEASE JUST STOP COMING INTO THIS ROOM WE CAN TALK'
My favorite part has to be when he kills that nurse, very brutally, with a hammer and then sees the guy watch the whole time, says "I forgot you were even here" and throws the hammer perfectly killing him too.
I had a dream where my brother, Jerma, and I were watching a TVR recording together. They were on the couch, me the floor between them. It looked like the AI Text generator stream with the Comcast recording overlay. He was streaming from just behind me, using our TV. Like, it was live and a recording at the same time. Jerma was complaining about his PC getting too hot, because the fan just wasn't enough to cool it down, like it was too weak. Soon after, he laughed. People had been giving him suggestions on what to do and someone put a spin on the old "fart in your microphone" gag. Somebody said "can you fart into the microsoft" A couple minutes later, without warning Jerma tried to smother me with a throw pillow. I got out from under it easily though, because Jerma refused to get out of his seat. Getting on my knees, I turned and shouted "who just did that?!" My brother showed no evidence of moving, so I looked at Jerma & said "did you do that?!" Instantly cowed, he tried to tell me 'it wasn't me, it was my brother. I was possessed by my brother.' I wasn't buying it. This was because Jerma was still holding the pillow he just tried to kill me with. He couldn't keep the smile off his face, so he pretended to be incredulous. Stamping the pillow with his hand to prove his "honesty," he insisted "it was my brother's! spirit! [sic]" who wanted to smother me. However, he wouldn't make eye contact and was doing the Lying Voice even as he hit the couch. _So_ honest (BAD ACTOR). I pressed him on it again. He folded and admitted 'okay it was me.' After he apologized and everyone relaxed again (ha-haaa like it was just a praaank bro!) he said "it really was my brother's idea, though" and I had this gut feeling he was telling the truth.
The windmill technique not even being a windmill is killing me. I just look over in the corner and he's doin little baby punches and absolutely fucking massacring everyone in the crowd.
5:54 the fall guys startup sound played the moment Jeremy jerma killed a man, it was pretty neat. I love fall guys so so much and it just booted, thanks jerma : )
He gets scared after a Flamingo man runs into him, then starts to chase him, steals a guards gun then starts massacaring everyone and shoots the Flamingo man in the back with a 12 Gauge, only Jerma is capable of making this an understandable scene
Unhinged streamer stalks around expo center murdering innocent civilians, continuously asks "WHAT HAPPENED??" immediately after committing deranged acts of violence
Jerma saying “what happened” after he shoots someone in the back with a shotgun, that would be his testimony in court. He was in a “fugue state”
Fungus state
@@dudeguy9081 gus?
More like 5am?
@@themafiaman7554 Sus
his lawyer would tell him to plead insanity and everybody would believe him
Jerma985 stars as "The world's Okayest Hitman" with his powers including phasing through doors, the world's weakest hammer swing, and the ability to kill multiple people by simply doing the windmill"
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I love that, even after editing it, you STILL forgot about the unnecessary quotation mark at the end of your sentence.
@@gibustheinfamous 😎
@@gibustheinfamous this guy is FUCKING INSANE
He sticks his hand in a deep Fryer and wonders why people think he is insane
Strange huh? he usually puts other people's hands in.
well that's what rats do at kfc
@@whynotll83 his sadomasochism is half the time sado, and the other half masochism.
“Why is everyone looking at me like I’m a weirdo?” I dunno Jerma, probably because you dipped your hand in a deep fryer and asked if anyone wanted ketchup
All of this could have been avoided if Miku had just given him the damn high five
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@@sdhjsjana72js what did he say?
@@snaek2594 I think he’s the one with schizophrenia bro
@@18754KRS So glad Jerma got to Japan
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He keeps asking "What happend?" as if he didn't just murder 3 innocent people.
He switched to a different personality
John Hitman has DID and switches very frequently very severely
5:19 Imagine standing in a hallway and Jerma comes huffing over to you, stops and shouts "YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" and keeps running
accurate reaction
Sadly I’m willing to bet there are those out there who don’t have to imagine
i remember it well...
You could write a comment like this for every single clip in the video there is not a single one where he doesn't do something insane and psychotic
I don't know about you, but I didn't see a fucking thing.
Now chat has the accurate perspective of Jerma’s day-to-day life before he found Team Fortress 2
Zerk off with one arm, Zerk off with the other, repeat
And when he quit Team Fortress 2
@@CptDoot his excuse for all crimes after TF2 was that “it was something The Spy would do”
Being a Serial Killer that is?
I like to think he describes what he's doing around him at all times, so "ME CAVEMAN, ME DONT KNOW WHAT TECHNOLOGY IS" is the last thing you hear before you slip into unconsciousness
Jerma HITS ON MEN for an ENTIRE stream
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@@weirdyoutubechannels thank you for your service, however may I get proof of these iron balls, I need pictures
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Bug doctor moment
Him being in the guy's suit in the subsequent cuts after shotgunning the poor soul in the back is perfection
He is like Midas except everything he touches just becomes funny
lol
lol
lol
"Antelope" really killed me
"I don't know what happened!?" Jerma says as he commits several massacres.
*sticks hand into deep fryer after being “dared to” by imaginary voice*
“why is everyone looking at me like a weirdo?”
13:17 the most joker moment of this stream
Jerma becomes his true self inside the VR headset.
I like to think at 13:49 he punches the guy, dies immediately, and starts clubbing in hell within the span of 3 seconds
Plot of a webcomic/webcartoon be like
7:22 this is my favourite part, the way the guy is slammed to the ground
Babies when something doesn't work
And he does it all in a flamingo costume lol
@@sirlongshanksthelongshank8786 Furry rampage
It's the victim's dab that sends my sides flying
hitman is actually based on jerma's original career before he retired, the voices he hears in his head that he calls chat is actually that of the people he murdered
I cried and screamed when he killed that guy live on stream after the man whispered in Jeremys ear, "Penis music."
Chills man. Chills.
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His career was accidentally going to conventions and murdering people, what a psycho
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 got hit with the -2 sadge
5:20 sounds like Jerma doing a voice
after watching this video im convinced jerma is just a failed sleeper agent
What part of this makes you think he's "failed"? His handlers know what they're doing.
An accurate depiction of Jerma's life before twitch. Jerma must've been feeling a lot of deja vu having to relive his past
"NOTHING CAN STOP THE WINDMIL" had me crying. 🤣
I love how he plays the stealthy assassination game by just murdering everyone in broad daylight the most brutal and painful ways possible
6:37 f2p fresh install scouts when they join 2fort
True...
Omg jerma is such a psychopath, he MURDERS people in cold blood then just goes "what happened?!" like he doesn't know
He is completely incapable of understanding human live and basic emotion. It's so chilling.
I loved that part of john wick when he calmly and slowly walks into a large stage to his target with everyone watching and proceeds to punch is target twice and just completely misses the first time.
5:29 Imagine being the Flamingo Guy just on your way to work and you see a man scream in fear at you then immediately start to chase you and try to grab you by the neck. He then kills multiple guards, and you just barely make your escape, only to be shot in the back with a shotgun. Peak PSYCHO behavior
4:57 I love watching the little man in the corner run around and punch the air
I love the idea of someone with a shotgun locked in a room with hundreds of security guards and police entering the room trying to detain him but the guy with the gun keeps perfectly killing them one by one in self defense hotline miami style while going 'PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYBODY, PLEASE JUST STOP COMING INTO THIS ROOM WE CAN TALK'
8:53 Jerma: "Don't do anything weird just be a normal person don't do anything weird"
8:58 Also Jerma:
euug
”Everyone is looking at me like I’m som sort of weirdo” the psycho says after sticking his hand in the deep frier
"What happened to the antelope"
Said the joker to the thief
9:23 is actually a really cool one liner
5:30 chases guy in Flamingo costume
5:57 "What happened to the Antelope?"
He hit the man a third time?
No, he hit 3 Men by brutally slapping them into a Meat Grinder.
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I don't know what it is about jerma walking up to people and decking them in the face being so funny but I need to see more of this
The man can't even contain his urge to smash a man's skull in while playing Clash of Clans, he must be stopped
4:42
"Everyone's looking at me like I'm a weirdo"
Like?
you really feel the sense of visceral satisfaction when he hit the man
7:28
I love that this caveman knows the word “technology” but doesn’t understand it
7:46 tf2 gameplay
My favorite part has to be when he kills that nurse, very brutally, with a hammer and then sees the guy watch the whole time, says "I forgot you were even here" and throws the hammer perfectly killing him too.
this iteration of jerma feels like a strange and twisted incarnation of deadpool
I had a dream where my brother, Jerma, and I were watching a TVR recording together. They were on the couch, me the floor between them. It looked like the AI Text generator stream with the Comcast recording overlay. He was streaming from just behind me, using our TV. Like, it was live and a recording at the same time.
Jerma was complaining about his PC getting too hot, because the fan just wasn't enough to cool it down, like it was too weak. Soon after, he laughed.
People had been giving him suggestions on what to do and someone put a spin on the old "fart in your microphone" gag. Somebody said "can you fart into the microsoft"
A couple minutes later, without warning Jerma tried to smother me with a throw pillow. I got out from under it easily though, because Jerma refused to get out of his seat.
Getting on my knees, I turned and shouted "who just did that?!"
My brother showed no evidence of moving, so I looked at Jerma & said "did you do that?!"
Instantly cowed, he tried to tell me 'it wasn't me, it was my brother. I was possessed by my brother.' I wasn't buying it. This was because Jerma was still holding the pillow he just tried to kill me with.
He couldn't keep the smile off his face, so he pretended to be incredulous. Stamping the pillow with his hand to prove his "honesty," he insisted "it was my brother's! spirit! [sic]" who wanted to smother me.
However, he wouldn't make eye contact and was doing the Lying Voice even as he hit the couch. _So_ honest (BAD ACTOR).
I pressed him on it again. He folded and admitted 'okay it was me.'
After he apologized and everyone relaxed again (ha-haaa like it was just a praaank bro!) he said "it really was my brother's idea, though" and I had this gut feeling he was telling the truth.
most sane jerma viewer
@@Wetdoger DAMN you're crazier than me??
Jerma with the can and that mid air grab on the gun was pure muscle memory from his past as a Hitman.
"No chat, I'm not gonna do a VR rant, I'm not- *laughs*"
Jerma: simulates putting his hand in a fryer and screaming.
Also Jerma: “Everyone’s looking at me like I’m a weirdo, I don’t like it.”
Jesus. This is the scariest stream of all time.
Jerma: Shoots a man in the back with a shotgun
Also Jerma: "WHAT HAPPENED?"
Until now nothing had stopped the "windmill".
I haven’t cry laughed in a while, but that “Stop looking at me, I gotta get outta here” part literally has tears streaming down my face.
I fucking love the grand hotel of Budapest intro
Jerma out here hitting on men
The bit with the crowbar at 13:14 has me dying possibly my favorite jerma moment
This is my favorite Jerma stream ever, nothing tops the chaos
Missed out on the part in the club where he wandered into a restricted area and remembered he was playing hitman and not a night club simulator.
The windmill technique not even being a windmill is killing me. I just look over in the corner and he's doin little baby punches and absolutely fucking massacring everyone in the crowd.
5:51 NO HESITATION in those shots.
omg the Grand Budapest Hotel clip was perfect lol
If he feels “devilish” in VR I worry about how he is in real life
real big fan of jerma completely failing to identify a very recognizable animal
There's something about sandbox games that really brings out the best in Jerma. Every sandbox stream is a banger. especially the VR ones like this.
Fucking killed me when he went into the crowd and knocked a bunch of people down 😭😭😭
5:20 that guy sounded like jerma
maybe the best movie opener in channel history
4:32
>dips his hand in hot oil
>asks "need some ketchup"?
>"everyone's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"
what's wrong with him
5:54 the fall guys startup sound played the moment Jeremy jerma killed a man, it was pretty neat. I love fall guys so so much and it just booted, thanks jerma : )
He gets scared after a Flamingo man runs into him, then starts to chase him, steals a guards gun then starts massacaring everyone and shoots the Flamingo man in the back with a 12 Gauge, only Jerma is capable of making this an understandable scene
awesome The Grand Budapest Hotel clip
the fucking flamingo jumpscare kills me
this is the best funny video i've ever seen
2:50 starting off strong haha, "what's wrong with my body? *Punches civilian*
I come for the chaos and stay for the humor
*Sticks hand in deep fat fryer*
'Everyones looking at me like im a weirdo'
i'm in tears
7:23 MANIC streamer MURDERS a man then LAUGHS over his CORPSE
Having a POV of Jerma is equally if not more terrifying than being his victim
9:47 Guard moment
Jerma not only cause chaos, he is the very definition of entropy.
Oh fuck yeah very tasteful title card sequence
jermaDafoe
14:12 jerma isn't even playing the game anymore he just enjoys slaughtering those poor civilians
This got me good the entire way through
Love your VR streams
"Before it was Jerma playing 47, but in VR it's literally just if Jerma himself was an assassin"
Absolute mad man
I love that within seconds of jerma starting this game he has a panic attack and tries to run away from his problems
12:07 sleeper agent
Oh I get it. This is why people call him a psycho. I thought it was a joke!
Unhinged streamer stalks around expo center murdering innocent civilians, continuously asks "WHAT HAPPENED??" immediately after committing deranged acts of violence
this was my first jerma stream
This game really makes you FEEL like B̶a̶t̶m̶a̶n̶ the Joker.
loving the "son of man" vibes the thumbnail is giving off
the hitting man
This stream proved Jerma would be a great joker.
shoutout to jerma
Going into a serial killer's mind, like a crazy futuristic experiment to see what said person would do if released into society
Jerma chasing down all the witnesses, truly reigniting memories from his serial killer past
Past?
"I'm not gonna give it to ya"
cuts to him ranting
What a godly stream