Skyrim, but if I say "dragon" then 10 dragons spawn

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  4 роки тому +49304

    I am never trusting Uber again.

  • @Ryan-cp1mq
    @Ryan-cp1mq 4 роки тому +7650

    The voice makes this so much funnier. He’s just talking away and then you hear “spawning cheese” out of nowhere

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 роки тому +211

      "Spawning beers" and "spawning skeevears" are the best ones

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +21

      Cheese

    • @filipemartinho1753
      @filipemartinho1753 3 роки тому +13

      @@myarmsrgone geese

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +19

      @@filipemartinho1753 spawning cheese

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 3 роки тому +28

      and then that music starts playing

  • @marginis
    @marginis 3 роки тому +8685

    Skyrim but every time someone in chat says "dragon" it spawns a dragon. Don't tell chat and see how long it takes them to catch on.

    • @timmtimm9729
      @timmtimm9729 3 роки тому +439

      Make this the top voted comment

    • @evilbird4012
      @evilbird4012 3 роки тому +35

      Yes

    • @princesscrystal6410
      @princesscrystal6410 3 роки тому +272

      Make it so that it triggers after Dragon is said 12 times

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 3 роки тому +59

      @@princesscrystal6410 nah just 1 time is better

    • @Frawstykins
      @Frawstykins 3 роки тому +189

      @@IgroSomething is, with enough likes more people will see this comment therefore wont be secret for too long. by then its just a matter of someone remembering this comment lol

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 3 роки тому +5127

    The virtual voice makes it so much funnier when it actually spawns something.

    • @dethmaul
      @dethmaul 3 роки тому +163

      *spawning skee vear*

    • @solared
      @solared 3 роки тому +67

      spawning naah-zeahms

    • @28Maniacs
      @28Maniacs 3 роки тому +47

      Spawning beers

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 3 роки тому +51

      *spawning cheese*

    • @ProjektSymphony
      @ProjektSymphony 3 роки тому +23

      Spawning dragons

  • @alexterra2626
    @alexterra2626 2 роки тому +4490

    - Literally survives thousands of enemies at once
    - Dies to cheese
    - “Okay good work team”

    • @JusticeGivenForm
      @JusticeGivenForm Рік тому +28

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have no replies

    • @qwontz
      @qwontz Рік тому +17

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have one replies

    • @TheKEK
      @TheKEK Рік тому +14

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have two replies

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL Рік тому +13

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have three replies

    • @Rodrigo278100
      @Rodrigo278100 Рік тому +10

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have three replies

  • @same5songseveryday
    @same5songseveryday 4 роки тому +7166

    "If I told you to say 'Giants' would you? Nah, seems to obvious"
    S P A W N I N G N A Z E E M

  • @disownership
    @disownership 4 роки тому +6315

    "Ah, jeez."
    "Spawning cheese."
    Gets me every time.

    • @rarebeeph1783
      @rarebeeph1783 4 роки тому +251

      "Damn it!"
      "Spawning bandits."

    • @sendearpics5764
      @sendearpics5764 4 роки тому +179

      What if you wanted to talk with Jesus, but God said
      "S P A W N I N G C H E E S E"

    • @refusingtoconform
      @refusingtoconform 4 роки тому +14

      "Ah cheese, the cart!"

    • @DylanoRevs
      @DylanoRevs 4 роки тому +47

      "Banned ed?"
      *"Spawning Bandits"*

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 роки тому +31

      “Woof”
      “Spawning wolves”

  • @surilius0467
    @surilius0467 4 роки тому +2378

    The whole. "Not everyone is subscribed" plug being covered by the sounds of entropy was more than enough to convince me to sub.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 4 роки тому +43

      Honestly? Me too. 😂 I was mostly just surprised I wasn’t already though!

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 4 роки тому +72

      It was the funniest "only x % of my viewers are actually subscribed" screen I've ever seen

    • @geosama1317
      @geosama1317 4 роки тому +9

      Yep that was enough for me too

    • @lankbeaver6062
      @lankbeaver6062 4 роки тому +10

      Same. I just subbed

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 4 роки тому +15

      I really don't get why everyone does that nowadays (well this one was funny as you said so I don't mind).
      Like, maybe if I watch your videos and don't subscribe it's because I only watch them when I'm bored and looking through youtube recommendations? Or maybe I only watch a few of your videos and don't want my subscription feed to be flooded with videos I don't care about?
      I know it's just business but I find that a lot more annoying than just the common "comment, like and subscribe" cause it's much less of a reminder and much more trying to convince me that something I consciously decide not to do is something I should be doing... apparently?

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 4 роки тому +7297

    I’m legitimately impressed with how clever chat was during the stream

    • @pickleioi9058
      @pickleioi9058 4 роки тому +479

      You underestimate us. I got him to say “bread roll” (The bot thought it was troll) in the middle but he barely showed that part.
      You could probably see a snippet of it around the Solitude part.

    • @SoapyTF
      @SoapyTF 4 роки тому +240

      the one who got him to spell cheese was devious

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 роки тому +61

      There were so many amazing moments in this live

    • @xPanda25
      @xPanda25 4 роки тому +118

      @@SoapyTF - if you saw the stream it was to test why stuff was spawning when he was spelling it out; and it's because the program goes: C H E E S E and sees cheese and spawns it; he didn't realize this for a painful amount of time until around this point

    • @ahmadfaiz1042
      @ahmadfaiz1042 4 роки тому +133

      Twitch chat become a whole lot smarter when they are fighting doug

  • @chewy1921
    @chewy1921 4 роки тому +5773

    This so quickly went from silly little mod to psychological torment

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 4 роки тому +132

      Doug's fanbase is freaking SMART. And evil

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 4 роки тому +51

      @Calvin Christopher Davis pet bearded d-gon was a 500 iq play

    • @rowanswatling3766
      @rowanswatling3766 4 роки тому +36

      The cab one was on another level

    • @jasmineowens5977
      @jasmineowens5977 4 роки тому +13

      This was so funny I started to cry from laughing to hard. 😂🤣❤

    • @jesusandfriends
      @jesusandfriends 4 роки тому +3

      :0000 I know u from EVA!!!!

  • @buggybugson624
    @buggybugson624 3 роки тому +1502

    i don't know why but the monotone "spawning cheese" sends me every time i hear it

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 роки тому +27

      Also, “spawning skee-vears.” 😆

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 роки тому

      @ENAKraine Thought the same thing at first. 😆

    • @DiagonalByte
      @DiagonalByte 3 роки тому

      @ENAKraine
      That needs to be a mod tbh

  • @tortellinitime8533
    @tortellinitime8533 2 роки тому +1903

    Dude imagine being the guy at helgen. You rescue someone from execution and he starts muttering and talking about uber, releasing a tide of dragons and trolls and crabs. Then he proceeds to die from cheese explosions, like what do you even do after that?

    • @RyoIsamuGaming
      @RyoIsamuGaming 2 роки тому +180

      Proclaim it as a sign that Sheogorath walks among you and leave Skyrim.

    • @Paulunatr
      @Paulunatr 2 роки тому +76

      The insanity of the Khajiit led Ralof to realize he was in fact a video game character, which lead to him retiring from the Stormcloaks and founding a video game peripheral company. He named it Mad Catz in honor of his hero

    • @jessebaker4245
      @jessebaker4245 2 роки тому +27

      @@Paulunatr then the owner of Skyrim (I don’t want to take the time and actually try and spell Skyrim creator) bought Ralof company and then he start to have uncontrollable ptsd flashbacks eventually ending up in a coma
      this is a joke

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 2 роки тому +13

      @@RyoIsamuGaming That's what I'd think too.
      "Sheogorath is up to his usual again."

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Рік тому +3

      ​@@RyoIsamuGamingthe cheese is a dead giveaway

  • @GamesNMusicFTW
    @GamesNMusicFTW 4 роки тому +2707

    ""Are you real? Are you a real person? Are you actually complimenting me? I don't trust you, and I don't believe you" A mood

    • @CacaoColao
      @CacaoColao 4 роки тому +134

      I came here to have a good time. Not find the manifestation of my anxiety in a quote.

    • @eyesgravity9175
      @eyesgravity9175 4 роки тому +3

      Huh

    • @Lolbigfart
      @Lolbigfart 4 роки тому +8

      @@CacaoColao uh you good?

    • @CacaoColao
      @CacaoColao 4 роки тому +7

      @@Lolbigfart Probably

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +27

      DougDoug: I don’t want new people to just come in and get treated like I don’t trust them
      _5 minutes later_
      Donation: Hey I’m new and-
      DougDoug: I don’t trust you

  • @derpysman2001
    @derpysman2001 3 роки тому +1578

    3:06 i just love how perfectly that notif went off
    "what sound does a dog make?"
    "Bark?"
    "not bark, the other one"

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 3 роки тому +13

      Yes

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 3 роки тому +3

      @@AlvinaYunoa アルビナmeans Albina correct? Been studying Japanese slowly c:

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 3 роки тому +5

      @@IAmKnightsDawn Alvina is my name but yeah, they don’t have “v” so they substitute with “b”

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 3 роки тому +3

      @@AlvinaYunoa ahh. I forgot about the V. Glad I'm starting to remember some of it though c: thanks for correcting me.

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 3 роки тому

      @@IAmKnightsDawn You’re welcome!

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 4 роки тому +3099

    To whoever said "Is swearing still allowed or have you banned it?":
    You are an absolute *genius.* Thank you for the _QUALITY CONTENT!_

    • @markoftheland3115
      @markoftheland3115 4 роки тому +235

      For me the uber one was the next level play

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 4 роки тому +86

      Bearded dragon named bandit is also a contender.

    • @attoblaze3395
      @attoblaze3395 4 роки тому +9

      yungjoemighty is a true mvp

    • @communitycancer8199
      @communitycancer8199 4 роки тому +16

      Controls is top ngl

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai 3 роки тому +43

      This was hands down the absolute best one for me
      It doesn't even contain a keyword, it just sounds exactly the same and is 100% inconspicuous unless you say it out loud
      Truly, god-tier comment

  • @Cmygo
    @Cmygo 2 роки тому +4417

    6:58 Did the person with the cab question actually anticipate him saying Uber in his response? If so, that's some real 5Head 200 IQ shenanigans

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 роки тому +354

      Nah, I think that was all Doug.

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 2 роки тому +384

      Doug blames us for his own shenanigans

    • @Yharims
      @Yharims 2 роки тому +370

      I think he was going for crab

    • @squidge903
      @squidge903 2 роки тому +173

      Most people use Uber. It was a smart gamble.

    • @sonichero678
      @sonichero678 2 роки тому +37

      Spawning crabs

  • @jennytulls6369
    @jennytulls6369 4 роки тому +2185

    The chat working together for literally any other reason: 0 IQ
    The chat working together to try and make Doug accidentally open the gates of Oblivion: *∞ IQ*

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +127

      They're finally sharing the brain cell.

    • @bloodassassin9285
      @bloodassassin9285 4 роки тому +30

      @@merchantziro4285 you mean “COMBINED” brain cells

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 4 роки тому +3

      *To try to

    • @rzufiq5580
      @rzufiq5580 4 роки тому +8

      infinite iq is impossible. The max is around 200iq because its based on the average which is a 100iq.

    • @chuckjl8085
      @chuckjl8085 4 роки тому +61

      @@rzufiq5580 i thought that too. until this video

  • @dorca9308
    @dorca9308 4 роки тому +3786

    "don't like cabs, I prefer uber"
    *spawning bears*

    • @ohh_mega2042
      @ohh_mega2042 4 роки тому +89

      Maybe those bears are cabbies

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 роки тому +124

      ''Yes, hello your Ubear is here to pick you up''

    • @Kilam1972
      @Kilam1972 4 роки тому +36

      Ubear is funny as shit

    • @randomidkreal
      @randomidkreal 4 роки тому +20

      _congratulations, you played yourself_

    • @Feuervix
      @Feuervix 4 роки тому +8

      U Bear

  • @XxReDxFoXxX
    @XxReDxFoXxX 3 роки тому +2087

    "I now spoke with clarity and confidence. I dodged every single trap word, and I ascended into a true Dragonborn!"
    *spawning dragons*

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 роки тому +30

      Imagine if the software could ping of itself?

    • @clampfan101
      @clampfan101 3 роки тому +33

      Or the NPCs.
      “That thing was a dragon!”
      [spawning dragons]

    • @Reaping_Matster
      @Reaping_Matster 3 роки тому +8

      @@clampfan101 where'd all these dragons coming from?
      *spawning dragons*

  • @Andeey1708
    @Andeey1708 2 роки тому +1110

    That bearded dragon was so clever though! You immediatly think that Dragon is the one they're trying you to get to say, so he ways bearded D-gon, and cue spawing bears

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 2 роки тому +97

      The "Do you still allow swimming or have you banned it?" Was great too

    • @Enjinercraft
      @Enjinercraft 2 роки тому +62

      3 traps in that one, bears for bearded dragon for dragon obv and his name was bandit lol

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Рік тому +11

      I gotta say tho, he already saw that beard triggers bears with the greybeard prompt, and the same thing for ALL THE TIMES he says "ban" without a care even though the voice recognition has shown that word in combination with... anything vaguely "it" shaped gets some bandits. He is impressively bad at learning from his own mistakes throughout this video. Then again, it's probably a lot easier to notice when it's all condensed rather than hours of stream.

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 Рік тому +1

      My stupid brain didn't see the dragon part at all and focused solely on the BEARded part xD

  • @Tinkyowo
    @Tinkyowo 4 роки тому +4825

    "There is a giant spider"
    "Spider is not linked to anything"
    *SPAWNING GIANT*

    • @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1
      @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 4 роки тому +293

      At the very start of the donation was "Holy Crap" which was a fking double bait combined with the giant

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 4 роки тому +70

      Not to toot my horn, but I could spot all of them minus rat every time before it happened.

    • @theguyyouhate
      @theguyyouhate 4 роки тому +92

      @@christopheredwards9904 i mean you have the amazing benefit of knowing that one is bound to happen any time now since well it's in the video. how many clips of him not being trolled is in this video?

    • @R3dR4y.
      @R3dR4y. 4 роки тому +3

      999th like yay!

    • @AlphaPizzadog
      @AlphaPizzadog 4 роки тому +13

      A giant ENEMY spider???

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 4 роки тому +3868

    "controls?"
    Spawning trolls
    "NO!!!"
    I am deceased. That was hilarious

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 4 роки тому +512

    "It seems like we're okay." says Doug, as a literal horde of dragons eradicates the city around him.

  • @EmperorZ19
    @EmperorZ19 Рік тому +357

    You can tell this was the first time Doug's done this type of challenge because he has WAY too much faith in the program's ability to distinguish between similar words.

  • @hu3cat
    @hu3cat 4 роки тому +19949

    This is the funniest most clever skyrim video I've ever seen

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +3241

    Whiterun Guard: "DRAGOOOON!"
    DougDoug: "You fool! You've doomed us all!"

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 4 роки тому +32

      This comment likes to drag on the dragons.

    • @doodlebob9943
      @doodlebob9943 4 роки тому +26

      "Spawning dragons"

    • @manaeth
      @manaeth 4 роки тому +2

      BETRAYER

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 4 роки тому +4

      @@doodlebob9943 No! I thought we would stroll through this game!

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 4 роки тому +1

      @Oliver Smalley Jeez, typing these words is so hard.

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 4 роки тому +1280

    This guy thinks of this as a curse, but he doesn’t realize that he is the strongest conjuration mage in all of Tamriel

    • @rezorteclipez4517
      @rezorteclipez4517 4 роки тому +54

      Finally he can teach us all past, present and future tenses of words.

    • @ancis1327
      @ancis1327 4 роки тому +31

      _spawning rats_

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 4 роки тому +11

      @@rezorteclipez4517 that's conjugation

    • @lick28
      @lick28 4 роки тому +16

      @@BeefMeisterSupreme I love conjugating rats in skyrim

    • @eshock753
      @eshock753 4 роки тому +5

      @@BeefMeisterSupreme The comment autocorrected to conjugation. I edited the comment.

  • @hubbeburnout328
    @hubbeburnout328 2 роки тому +444

    Bear : 0:32 0:37 5:16 7:03 9:01 17:24
    Cheese : 0:45 2:51 2:59 4:21 8:17 10:12 10:22 10:27 10:38 10:49 11:44
    Bandit : 0:51 4:45 11:03 13:40
    Giant : 0:57 11:21
    Dragon : 1:01 2:11 12:02 12:50 13:22 17:25
    Nazeem : 1:52
    Wolf : 3:12 3:44
    Crab : 7:31 9:35 9:41 9:54
    Trolls : 8:40 12:36 12:41 13:18 15:10
    Rat : 15:30 15:47 15:52 16:30 17:04 17:19

  • @forkempty
    @forkempty 4 роки тому +17304

    This guy unironically has one of the smartest fanbases I've ever seen.

    • @lightn2783
      @lightn2783 4 роки тому +141

      Yep

    • @nuuuuuut
      @nuuuuuut 4 роки тому +297

      Yes I know, it's me, thank you.

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 4 роки тому +604

      People say the that the fan base for youtubers have an average IQ of 10 less than the youtubers IQ
      Meaning dougdoug is giga brain

    • @blazichaos7181
      @blazichaos7181 4 роки тому +810

      Whenever a fan base is trying to help a streamer/youtuber, they're like children, but when actively working to throw them under the bus (as they inevitably will), they will become gods who will perfectly create a 10,000 IQ scheme to kill them in the most horrific way possible while also being finished by lunch.

    • @nathanholyland9493
      @nathanholyland9493 4 роки тому +21

      Ubear lmao

  • @RyanStrainMusic
    @RyanStrainMusic 3 роки тому +21718

    The real joke is that this was a brilliant way to get people to donate

    • @grey_blue2513
      @grey_blue2513 3 роки тому +1558

      It was funny so mutually worth it imo. (plus the guy coded the whole thing)

    • @brandonbrix5126
      @brandonbrix5126 3 роки тому +238

      @SHR3D D3AD except they don't want him to shut up

    • @ollieduggan152
      @ollieduggan152 3 роки тому +57

      What I was thinking

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 3 роки тому +158

      Donation: 5$
      DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON

    • @GodsRiightHand
      @GodsRiightHand 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

  • @Adamimoka
    @Adamimoka 3 роки тому +7028

    “Giant Spider? We don’t have spiders as a word.”
    * “SPAWNING GIANTS” *
    :|

  • @misterezioauditore
    @misterezioauditore 2 роки тому +239

    The very first troll was so perfectly done. He said bark and the text to speech said replied immediately with “no not bark the other one!” It’s such great content.

    • @foxtailzerda9108
      @foxtailzerda9108 9 місяців тому +9

      "The very first troll-"
      SPAWNING TROLLS

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 7 місяців тому +1

      S P A W N I N G T R O L L

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 4 роки тому +27007

    this was honestly such a great idea and I laughed out loud so many times. I'm glad you cut together the highlights. the ending was great too

    • @manzojamesemil5114
      @manzojamesemil5114 4 роки тому +246

      Hello retired man

    • @memesthatarelit4987
      @memesthatarelit4987 4 роки тому +47

      games pretty much done

    • @Xyto77
      @Xyto77 4 роки тому +49

      Hello glitch man

    • @felixio88
      @felixio88 4 роки тому +126

      Now I’m just gonna do an accelerated backhop and press that like button

    • @pagomon5204
      @pagomon5204 4 роки тому +33

      we love you DeSinc

  • @angryjalapeno6686
    @angryjalapeno6686 4 роки тому +1464

    "No not bark the other one"
    "Woof?"
    "Spawning wolves"
    Dude I absolutely lost it

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 3 роки тому +4114

    It’s been over a year and I still cannot stop laughing at the perfectly timed “ok good work team” after Doug gets telefragged by cheese

  • @Keurr51
    @Keurr51 2 роки тому +335

    15:49
    The timing on those rats jumping syncs perfectly with the music. It's hilarious.

  • @hammy0w038
    @hammy0w038 3 роки тому +2437

    "damn it"
    "Spawning bandits"
    "NO I SAID DAMN IT!"
    "Spawning more bandits"

  • @masazino4967
    @masazino4967 4 роки тому +1647

    Imagine you're fighting a dude and you're about to kill him then he says "CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE" and eats all the wheels of cheese that spawned out of no where in 4 seconds

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 4 роки тому +510

    13:39 I think that sums this video up nicely:
    >"Dammit!"
    >"spawning bandits."

  • @rpcheesman
    @rpcheesman 2 роки тому +749

    Completely lost it at "Do you still allow swearing or have you banned it?"
    *spawning bandit*
    "What did I say???"

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Рік тому +40

      8:35+
      That's totally better. He was so cautious for long, and when his mouse didn't work he asked in frustration "controls?"
      He was indeed trolled

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 3 роки тому +1002

    The fucking dovahkiin song playing every time something spawns is perfect.

  • @zaidbinsulal6671
    @zaidbinsulal6671 4 роки тому +651

    "Spawning dragon" has the same energy as "firing main cannon."

  • @ssj_brownie6447
    @ssj_brownie6447 4 роки тому +808

    If the bearded dragon thing was intentional, that was so clever

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 4 роки тому +127

      That is one of my favorites. It made him feel safe when he saw the words "dragon" and "bandit" and thought it was obvious and then the BEARded part got him.
      "Do you still allow swearing or have you banned it" is my absolute favorite though, it was creative and I didn't even see it coming.

    • @noahlovotti7722
      @noahlovotti7722 4 роки тому +9

      SPAWNING DRAGONS

    • @eristonjuan
      @eristonjuan 4 роки тому +27

      @@masterblaster2678 What about the guy who asked the cab question knowing he would mention that he prefered uber?

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 4 роки тому +15

      @@eristonjuan My favorite one cause it all hinged on making lulling him into a false sense of security where he'd volunteer more info as he thought he'd already cleared the trap. Genius if it was thought through like this. That guy is a strategist 😂

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 4 роки тому +11

      @@eristonjuan I don't think that was intentional. It seemed like he just wanted to make him say cab and summon crabs. There is no way to know if Doug himself prefers uber lol.

  • @araluen4484
    @araluen4484 2 роки тому +87

    "I'm very articulate" proceeds to spawn bears with uber, and bandits with dammit

  • @ZephyrDaCrow
    @ZephyrDaCrow 4 роки тому +2082

    “Cheese”
    “Spawning cheese”
    “Okay so cheese works”
    “”SPAWNING CHEESE”

    • @k16xxyz
      @k16xxyz 4 роки тому +12

      C h e e s e . S p a w n i n g C h e e s e

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 4 роки тому +6

      Cheese

    • @haydenrueps6866
      @haydenrueps6866 4 роки тому +2

      @SPENCER SPADY I was gonna say that...

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +5

      “...Jeez...”
      *”S P A W N I N G C H E E S E”*

  • @Shivaxi
    @Shivaxi 4 роки тому +3366

    I think this is the greatest thing I have ever seen and I need this in my life.

  • @gramarsheriff6338
    @gramarsheriff6338 2 роки тому +131

    I loved the ending, with the common "only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed, pls do its free" being completely overshadowed by having the game volume louder than your microphone volume

    • @Duckins12
      @Duckins12 Рік тому +3

      Yea i think way too many people are sleeping on that gag

  • @Kylesico912x
    @Kylesico912x 4 роки тому +1622

    "Banned it"
    God that was clever. Well played.

  • @gaztons9159
    @gaztons9159 3 роки тому +2448

    “but i prefer uber”
    congratulations, you played yourself.

  • @TheGreatMondello
    @TheGreatMondello 3 роки тому +4624

    Hilarious!
    "Is swearing allowed or have you banned it?"
    "Spawning bandits..."
    "DOVAHKIIN!! DOVAHKIIN!!"

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 3 роки тому +18

      Time stamp?

    • @MunaYusril
      @MunaYusril 3 роки тому +32

      @@Zanavor 4:45

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 3 роки тому +13

      @@MunaYusril thank you.

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 роки тому +38

      *"NOT A SINGLE SARDINE!"*

    • @yaboiolly9342
      @yaboiolly9342 3 роки тому +5

      @@timmyg8888 yungjoemighty is a legend

  • @chameleonfoot
    @chameleonfoot Рік тому +58

    3:11 love how when something spawns the cart turns into a boat on rough waters.

  • @eldon8712
    @eldon8712 4 роки тому +884

    "*What sound does a dog make?..*"
    "Bark?"
    "*No, not bark, the other one*"

  • @minerharry
    @minerharry 4 роки тому +851

    “According UA-cam, only a small percentage of my ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR”

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 4 роки тому +31

      Yeah that part was beautiful

    • @The7Shannons
      @The7Shannons 4 роки тому +9

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @asincereman5297
      @asincereman5297 4 роки тому +6

      SPAWNING CHEESE

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 4 роки тому +3

      I never understood why Doug Doug chose to show that statistic. He’s got like, 50/50 where other UA-camrs have 15/85. If anything, his statistic is impressive by how LARGE the percentage of people watching are subscribed is.

    • @The7Shannons
      @The7Shannons 4 роки тому +18

      @@CaptainWobbs I thought it was a joke about what other UA-camrs do since he mixed the audio like that.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 роки тому +8931

    random viewer passing by: "hey doug you're doing great!"
    doug: "CONFESS YOUR SINS, LIAR"

    • @McBoogerBawls
      @McBoogerBawls 2 роки тому +354

      "Spawning Dragons"

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 2 роки тому +511

      "Hey doug, i was depressed and your stream helped alot"
      Doug:"I CANT TRUST THAT, ARE YOU REAL?"
      "hey doug, i divorced my wife after putting my children in acid, what is the capital of bejing?"
      Doug: "now there is a guy i can trust"

    • @SilentDragonite149
      @SilentDragonite149 2 роки тому +35

      *Spawning Skeevers.*

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 роки тому +39

      @@MrEddie4679 he can trust them to be tricking him. He can’t trust the kind guy to be honest.

    • @mrx-od3ji
      @mrx-od3ji 2 роки тому +1

      @@SilentDragonite149 i laughed at this video.

  • @Xrieas
    @Xrieas 2 роки тому +133

    The thing that screws him is his incredible ability to spawn 30 of the same thing. It’s hilarious that he keeps saying the word after he spawns one pack.

  • @matticus2274
    @matticus2274 3 роки тому +3582

    Y'all got me at "I prefer Uber." "Spawning bears."

    • @hannablackwell9544
      @hannablackwell9544 3 роки тому +131

      "No! What did I say? U-bear? F***!"

    • @Graylord88
      @Graylord88 2 роки тому +81

      That's some next level mindfuckery right there.

    • @epicjeong
      @epicjeong 2 роки тому +35

      @@Graylord88 5-D chess

    • @somethingenthusiast
      @somethingenthusiast 2 роки тому +70

      My favorite part was
      “Damn it!”
      “Spawning bandits”

    • @takieddinbalti6956
      @takieddinbalti6956 2 роки тому +4

      that‘s a real genius move right there

  • @spocite
    @spocite 4 роки тому +7399

    “dragon” “bear” “giant” “troll” “crab” “Nazeem” “wolf” “bandit”

    *”cheese”*

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 4 роки тому +175

      never skip the cheese

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 роки тому +53

      I was more surprised by wolf than cheese.

    • @heruhcanedean
      @heruhcanedean 4 роки тому +180

      And yet the cheese killed Doug more than Nazeem

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v 4 роки тому +13

      I still don't get the internet's fascination with cheese and yet..... It's my go to meme!

    • @jerry-hy9ok
      @jerry-hy9ok 4 роки тому +19

      The 9 Horsemen of the Cheesepocalypse

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 3 роки тому +537

    I cant help but respect the hell out of the "Spawn Giant Spiders" trick because that was the most fantastic baiting ever.

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah the fact he didn't realize what he said until the giants spawned was even better

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 роки тому +94

    2:56
    Doug’s brain: “I’m saying the word as an example of what the program wouldn’t misinterpret, the program will surely understand my intention.”

  • @E-Doggy-Dog
    @E-Doggy-Dog 3 роки тому +614

    3:07 I love how he just knew he would say bark

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 4 роки тому +1769

    Should have let someone who didn’t know what was going on play,
    “Is that a bear?” Spawning bears
    “Oh shit well at least it’s not dragons” spawning dragons
    “Shit”

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +184

      Spawning Shit

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 4 роки тому +25

      @@sirankleknocker3122 underrated joke

    • @KirbySaysBweo
      @KirbySaysBweo 4 роки тому +19

      @@sirankleknocker3122 "Damnit, I just left the Ratway"
      *spawning skeevers* (which were dubbed as rats)

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 4 роки тому +20

      "Jesus!"
      *gets interpreted as cheese*

    • @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 4 роки тому +11

      @@shlecko spawning underrated jokes

  • @slavcabbage2619
    @slavcabbage2619 4 роки тому +546

    Alternate title: Skyrim but if I say "Jeez" then 100 cheese spawns

  • @morehouse98
    @morehouse98 2 місяці тому +7

    17:40 lmfao the lovely ambient noises just getting louder in the background

  • @velocivoid7974
    @velocivoid7974 4 роки тому +618

    “We should say drag in”
    “Wait.”
    *spawning dragons*

    • @TainyaGaming
      @TainyaGaming 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that's how it's pronounced

  • @rexdoom3848
    @rexdoom3848 3 роки тому +3199

    i love how instead of being boring and just not talking, he actually tries to be entertaining.

    • @RADZIO895
      @RADZIO895 3 роки тому +130

      Why would anyone go out of their way to make this stream to not talk on it

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 роки тому +119

      @@RADZIO895 I’ve seen people who are speedrunning not talk because they’re trying to focus on what they’re doing. But that’s not for the whole stream so idk

    • @dr.penguin7934
      @dr.penguin7934 3 роки тому +34

      I think that talking is fine but I also think there's a certain point where he should just not read out the obvious comments to at least get through an important chunk of the game, like the intro.

    • @thepowerlies
      @thepowerlies 3 роки тому +132

      @@dr.penguin7934 The whole fun part of it to be unintentional ... it becomes really boring when done intentionally

    • @braydenj1327
      @braydenj1327 3 роки тому +7

      @@thepowerlies But it already is done intentionally.

  • @joystickthesentientpc7787
    @joystickthesentientpc7787 3 роки тому +4533

    10:16 the timing on that donation, though.
    “Spawning cheese.”
    *suffocates in cheese*
    “Okay, good work, team.”

    • @theoofer478
      @theoofer478 2 роки тому +180

      The other one with the, “Not bark, the other one.”

    • @adamnakamura8003
      @adamnakamura8003 2 роки тому +33

      I was unfortunate enough to play the Leon death sound and NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!

    • @borjon1559
      @borjon1559 2 роки тому +14

      It’s the fact that if all things that killed him it was the cheese

    • @blackheartthedarklord6428
      @blackheartthedarklord6428 2 роки тому +4

      *Sheogorath loved that*

  • @dethdad123
    @dethdad123 2 роки тому +46

    11:55 is my favorite moment because of the confusion in Dougs voice as he reads the name, followed by him falling through the floor.

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 4 роки тому +985

    Alternate Title: Doug gets bullied by smart people in his chat for 17 and a half minutes

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 4 роки тому +25

      Dont call the twitch chat smart. They don’t need that type of ego boost

    • @Kristabombastic
      @Kristabombastic 4 роки тому +12

      4 hours

    • @Yung_Jesus
      @Yung_Jesus 4 роки тому +4

      You mean carl

    • @dinkdude8045
      @dinkdude8045 4 роки тому +1

      @@bakedcrystal915 what about “smart”

    • @zkmk8593
      @zkmk8593 4 роки тому +3

      @@dinkdude8045 "special"

  • @squeenix499
    @squeenix499 4 роки тому +954

    “woah, do you see that giant spider?”
    “spider doesn’t work”
    *SPAWNING GIANT*

    • @josiahball7799
      @josiahball7799 4 роки тому +32

      That was the SMARTEST play in the entire video

    • @robin9740
      @robin9740 4 роки тому +11

      @@josiahball7799 what about the pet bearded dragon?

    • @josiahball7799
      @josiahball7799 4 роки тому +4

      @@robin9740 Okay, that one was pretty good too

    • @ximaxwellix
      @ximaxwellix 4 роки тому +5

      it was even "woah crap, do you see that giant spider?"
      I was waiting for "SPAWNING CRABS", "SPAWNING GIANTS"

    • @efhawkgaming
      @efhawkgaming 4 роки тому +2

      I saw it ahead of time and didn't expect him to say it seeing as he seemed to be getting "better" at avoiding them

  • @delirious_z9987
    @delirious_z9987 4 роки тому +1175

    "Saying Nazeem will spawn nazeem"
    Yeah you will see a lot of him

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 4 роки тому +26

      There’s a joke here, and I’m so close to getting it.

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 4 роки тому +39

      @@Nixahma I think what he's saying is that nazeem *never* shows up in the video after the intro, because he's not hostile.

    • @delirious_z9987
      @delirious_z9987 4 роки тому +2

      @@jakes.4147 bruuh

    • @davids6271
      @davids6271 4 роки тому +1

      "lot of him" "nazeem". With proper enunciation they sound similar.

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 4 роки тому +27

      @@davids6271 I think you mean “improper” because your accent’s off the fucking rails if you make “a lot of him” sound like “Nazeem.” Wild.

  • @nicklesofnecropolis
    @nicklesofnecropolis 2 роки тому +111

    I love how he says "actually I might be okay" after every single spawn

  • @EvelynIsBased
    @EvelynIsBased 4 роки тому +1774

    "I'm gonna take a break" Makes 2 high-quality videos.

    • @Legion004
      @Legion004 4 роки тому +64

      To be fair he had this stream a couple of weeks ago, guessing he's got a few videos left to upload before things slow down

    • @kaz5331
      @kaz5331 4 роки тому +10

      @@Legion004 it was almost 2 months ago

    • @georgespence6727
      @georgespence6727 4 роки тому +10

      Pretty sure this was on doug doug desserts
      Still priceless

    • @valhalla9021
      @valhalla9021 4 роки тому +1

      @@georgespence6727 doug doug deserts is a secondary channel run by the same person

    • @toni7575
      @toni7575 4 роки тому +4

      @@Legion004 yeah, true. but he could save the videos for later release

  • @GalaxyIguess
    @GalaxyIguess 4 роки тому +1410

    “Drag in”
    All 10 dragons “and, I took that personally”

  • @billy-the-butcher
    @billy-the-butcher 4 роки тому +296

    13:16 "At least the deegons are fighting the teerolls"
    *Speech 100*

    • @CiromBreeze
      @CiromBreeze 4 роки тому +15

      And then IMMEDIATELY AFTER

  • @Bilal019
    @Bilal019 2 роки тому +82

    15:45 I like how the rats sync with the music

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 роки тому +5383

    this is the best "troll the streamer" invatation I've ever seen.

    • @Benny-hv3qb
      @Benny-hv3qb 3 роки тому +387

      *Spawning trolls*

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 3 роки тому +82

      @@Benny-hv3qb
      This is starting to drag on
      _spawning dragons_

    • @Sirmatorz
      @Sirmatorz 3 роки тому +70

      Have they banned it?
      *spawning bandits*

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 3 роки тому +71

      @@Sirmatorz nah, Seems like the bot can detect words that you didnt actually say
      _spawning nazeems_

    • @ahnjoemama7104
      @ahnjoemama7104 3 роки тому +5

      I love how he condones it and has such a great attitude about it

  • @soullesstomato1669
    @soullesstomato1669 3 роки тому +1535

    8:54 was SO smart bc he had 'bear' 'dragon' AND 'bandit' all in the same dono. mans really went in for the kill

    • @werts180
      @werts180 3 роки тому +145

      He had multiple so Doug would lower his guard after figuring out the trap, and after the trap there were more

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H 3 роки тому +23

      too bad all of them were obvious.

    • @fieryscorpion6696
      @fieryscorpion6696 3 роки тому +54

      @@Kenneth_A_H Doug still fell for it though

    • @LucarioFan999
      @LucarioFan999 3 роки тому +6

      Broly went in for the jugular

    • @undertalegamer8571
      @undertalegamer8571 3 роки тому +27

      @@werts180 its like if there was a bear trap but if you step around the bear trap you get burnt by fire and if you step over the bear trap you get shot in the back by a faendal statue

  • @teridactyl1250
    @teridactyl1250 3 роки тому +727

    The ‘have you banned it’ one was pure genius

  • @MeriadocMyr
    @MeriadocMyr 2 роки тому +73

    90 minutes seems like the normal time for character creation

  • @maniacallaugh5168
    @maniacallaugh5168 3 роки тому +2339

    When PointCrow literally just donated to say “dragon”

    • @TheAverageOsakerLover
      @TheAverageOsakerLover 3 роки тому +134

      Now I kinda wanna donate to pointcrow saying
      Hey guys pointcrow here do you ever get collectors anxiety in huge open world rpgs

    • @Yarbifis
      @Yarbifis 3 роки тому +22

      My boy going straight to the point

    • @SonataNoKami
      @SonataNoKami 3 роки тому

      Sharku

    • @hatdog2607
      @hatdog2607 3 роки тому +13

      @Lucas Johnson 7:51

    • @Gon-hx4df
      @Gon-hx4df 3 роки тому +3

      @You Tube The difference being...?

  • @JJGamezMC
    @JJGamezMC 4 роки тому +496

    Skyrim, but if I say “Skyrim” Todd Howard ports skyrim to 10 more consoles and forces me to buy the game

  • @PhilTip
    @PhilTip 4 роки тому +595

    "Damn it" "SPAWNING BANDITS"
    I'm crying.

  • @perydaplaypus
    @perydaplaypus 2 роки тому +30

    10:20 That message was so perfectly timed. Also, is it just me or do the frostbite spiders look like Spider-Man

  • @weirdpotato4969
    @weirdpotato4969 4 роки тому +476

    “Could you spell cheese as quickly and precisely as possible”
    *could you spell c-h-e-e-s-e
    (Spawning cheese)
    “OK GOOD WORK TEAM.”

  • @protatype7487
    @protatype7487 4 роки тому +1301

    He should’ve had the word “Spawn” spawn 1 of everything

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 4 роки тому +33

      he never said spawn in this video except for the beginning when he explained it. also there are almost no words that can be made to sound like ''spawn''. that's also why no Falmer spawned. to precise of a word

    • @protatype7487
      @protatype7487 4 роки тому +6

      @@horizonbumpy2828
      Perhaps, perhaps.

    • @leviathan1082
      @leviathan1082 4 роки тому +3

      @@horizonbumpy2828 yawn im tired im gonna go take a np lawn, oh and did you here Russia banned it.

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 4 роки тому +13

      How does it feel to be Alduin's pawn?

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 4 роки тому +1

      @@sninctbur3726 i said "almost" no words. Ofcourse there are some

  • @horsegirl97100
    @horsegirl97100 4 роки тому +1762

    Say what you will about the chat messing with him, this was an extremely clever way for Doug to get more donations hahaha

  • @lanabanana538
    @lanabanana538 Рік тому +12

    I don't know much about Skyrim but the music playing whenever something spawned in had me cracking up every time, thank you for such an entertaining video!

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 4 роки тому +487

    "I dodged every single trap word and I ascended to a true Dragonborn"
    *spawning Dragons*

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 4 роки тому +302

    “We should say drag in”
    *top ten famous last words before death*

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 3 роки тому +2558

    " 'Is Ed still a mod or have you banned Ed?'... banned Ed?"
    *"Spawning bandits"*
    I am fucking WHEEZING my guy

    • @rosie8059
      @rosie8059 3 роки тому +55

      He was fine as well, but then he repeated himself.

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 3 роки тому +17

      DAMMIT!
      *spawning bandits*

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 3 роки тому

      Spawning Bandeds

  • @king_of_frauds
    @king_of_frauds 2 роки тому +38

    "I was a true dragonborn"
    "SPAWNING DRAGONS"

  • @engineeringsentry6625
    @engineeringsentry6625 4 роки тому +794

    Alternative title: dougdoug has a psychological battle with twitch chat.

  • @Dawkinsdude20
    @Dawkinsdude20 3 роки тому +1404

    Something about "spawning bears" just makes me burst out laughing

    • @kanz765
      @kanz765 3 роки тому +73

      Me too lmao the text to speech is So chill it makes me die of laughter

    • @connorcanfield6046
      @connorcanfield6046 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @ARPalico
      @ARPalico 3 роки тому

      “Burst” lmao sounds like bear

    • @becauseiexistlmao
      @becauseiexistlmao 3 роки тому +3

      Spawning bears.

    • @felixc543
      @felixc543 3 роки тому +3

      Exit, pursued by a bear

  • @MasterCalensk
    @MasterCalensk 3 роки тому +2959

    I love how Doug started dying of laughter from how obvious "Dr Dre gone" is

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 3 роки тому +27

      My smooth brain does not get it

    • @Seven-8
      @Seven-8 3 роки тому +168

      @@elanrg dre gone = dragon

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 3 роки тому +12

      @@Seven-8 thanks

    • @levigraham8552
      @levigraham8552 3 роки тому +61

      Spawning dragons

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 3 роки тому +8

      @@levigraham8552 SHIT

  • @blitzy9408
    @blitzy9408 2 роки тому +22

    I love how well timed the "what sound does a dog make?" at the beginning. "Bark? no not bark"

  • @crodog100
    @crodog100 3 роки тому +870

    "what sounds does a dog make?"
    "bark?"
    "no the other one"
    Well that was funny timing

  • @dan00b8
    @dan00b8 4 роки тому +415

    doug: makes this mod
    dad joke community: "it's my time to shine"

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 роки тому +5

      Suddenly im seeing the entire chat as just dads with their hivemind working to create the ultimate dadjokes

  • @kennyfromaot7171
    @kennyfromaot7171 4 роки тому +754

    I love how Bearded Dragon is a double whammie

    • @julianogodoy964
      @julianogodoy964 3 роки тому +89

      It was a triple whammy cause it was a "Bearded Dragon called Bandit".

  • @hermiekid5543
    @hermiekid5543 2 роки тому +28

    What really does this for me is the text-to-speech voice before spawning something.
    "I prefer Uber"
    *Spawning bears*

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 роки тому +376

    Imagine the absolute mayhem if the program wasn’t restricted to just what was in this video. Imagine if it reacted in a similar manner, but to quite literally everything in the game. So if you say any one thing that exists in the game, period, it will spawn ten of those.