Yeah, it's also kinda funny how all of ranni's friendgroup is in S tier except for the one that betrays her. She should have definitively been nr1 as an almost 100% canon bisexual (I say almost cause I could see ranni just marrying the tarnished to complete her goals and then fucking off to the moon to start the age of stars.) Her locking her future ring away and telling her mom through a letter about never marrying anyone is very lgbt coded.
@@lilyy7318"on an unrelated not, hast thou been to the lands of Shadow? I believe my brother is in need of thine assistance in escaping a most loathsome creature"
Nah man,this is what patches would do "Oh? You're bi? Well good for you,I actually have a queer discount if you're interested?" It's the exact same price,but there's a higher price that was crossed out next to it
I had a very surreal experience recently, in which I found the ALbinauric village before Gideon could give me his second line of "welcome", so I tried to get back at RoundTable, Ensha tried to kill me, and when I confronted him about it he just said to not get too cocky because I was just a guest. That could absolutely read as him trying to get me killed for being gay and then being smug about it.
Nah because I feel like Gideon really wouldn't even hate about it one of his greatest friends at the roundtable was Dolaries the sleeping arrow who in her item description states that she was a crossdresser so I feel like Gideon wouldn't be hateful at all would just say that he already knew cracks an old man jokes and tells you where to find a demigod to go kill
@@jordancantrell.. I think Gideon isn't homophobic but would not hesitate to exploit homophobia to further his political agenda. Sure, he doesn't care what you do in the pink, but if he wants to get rid of a non-stright person, he'd gladly out them to instigate homophobes to attack the target for him.
I think Gideon would probably say "Find the albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the list-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure."
Also, he doesn't hunt sellen because of discrimination of some kind but because she murders other sorcerers for her forbidden spells. And he's not wrong, Sellen is absolutely studying these forbidden arts. Jerren is a secure, loyal, and kind dude who only acts for the good of others. It's a complete disservice to rate him so low. Dude would react an old man who's a little indifferent at worst.
Tanith being in D tier and being homophobic is crazy to me. I honestly interpreted Zorias' quest line to be about how accepting of a mother Tanith is. Her daughter, who is adopted, is a snake lady, something that would be all too easy to turn away from and scorn, and yet she fully stands along side her and even tells the tarnished how she feels she doesn't deserve such an Incredible child. That's at least A tier material imo
Hang in now, I fully agree with this list in all but one regard. Jerren held a vigil/festival for his great all time totally heterosexual life partner Radahn for a stupid long time. I’m not saying he’s full on gay, but the man carries a flamberge. That certainly isn’t a straight sword, now is it?
Yeah like him and Radahn in their youth made a deep promise to both go die in battle. And even though his life long partner is sick and lost his mind he still holds the radahn festival to keep their promise. If that ain’t gay…
Don't forget he was known as "The Eccentric" and was supposedly famous for NEVER settling down... UNTIL he met Radahn. Radahn meanwhile had a huge crush on (the then-banished) Godfrey, the Mannest Man to Ever Man, and trained with Alabaster/Onyx lords, an all-male species of muscular, mostly-naked elves.
Tanith is homophobic because she never got over her snake lord hooking up with his torturer daedicar, so much so she paid the developers to change his gender in all item descriptions 😢
Ranni not being on the same tier as Blaidd is heresy. Were this another time, they'd definitely be "cookie monster pajamas girl and only out gay man in school walking the mile together".
Rykard originally was in a ménage à trois with a guy who was way too much into BDSM called Deadicar (in cut content). Deadicar has, in the final game, transitioned and become a woman. Good for her.
Melina (Post-Frenzy Flame) “That’s it? After everything you’ve done, that’s all you have to say to me?” - It’s Melina, so you’ve probably told her already. - Even if you didn’t, I doubt that’s the biggest issue between the two of you. Isolated Merchant “Ah… It matters not to me what you are, you’re fine company as is…” “But… I’m so hungry… I can’t offer you any discounts at the moment… I’m sorry…” - Genuinely supportive, but setting up shop in the middle of Ainsel is a bad idea apparently, so he’ll have to sort that out first. Pidia, Carian Servant “…What?” - He doesn’t understand a lick of what you’re talking about. - You have a bad feeling explaining it to him will make it worse. Rennala, Queen of the full Moon “Hush, little sweeting… I’ll soon birth thee anew…” - She’s not paying attention. - I’m sure she’s supportive, she’s just a little mopey ‘cause of her divorce and all. Godwyn the Golden “…” - He can’t answer because he’s dead. - Ranni didn’t have anything to do with that. - Totally. Malenia the Severed “I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.” - Out of everybody who doesn’t care, she doesn’t care the most. - You’re not getting any special rot, she does that to everybody. Radagon of the Golden Order “…” - I think he’s more upset that you married his daughter without permission.
Since Pidia is the one secretly controlling the Seluvis puppet, internally, he'd be thinking the same thing that was put down for Seluvis. But he's way too much of a coward to say anything to your face, instead he'd grovel and call you "your worship" a bunch.
Idk, Radagon is alllllll about the golden order, and the golden order is violently prejudiced, racist, and fascist. I feel like he'd hate you for marrying his daughter without permission, hate you more if you're a woman tarnished, and hate you entirely regardless of your gender if you're not straight
I am thinking that Igon would be like: “oh,cool” Just for another moment be like : “Curse you bayle I hereby vow! You rue this day Behold, a true Queer warrior, and I Igon! Your fear made of flesh! Solid homophobia you might have foul dragon! But I will riddle with holes your rotten mind. With flags and pronouns! With every last drop of my being!” The guy is basically your hype man specially if you two have the same objective.
The golden order probably does not have christian like values about homosexuality, and this should probably reflect on the rest of the NPCs You can literally become an elden lord (marrying Marika) despite being a woman, you can become become ranni's consort as a woman and mohg tried to be miquella's consort.
@@skewclip yep yeah I understand why you did it like that, you'd need need that sort of familiarity to pull an audience in, it's easier to assume a Christian looking system works like Christianity than to explain all this, lmao
@@clankymocha| Considering it's implied people under the Erdtree didn't even have sex (instead being born/reborn from the tree) going too deep into the lore makes videos like this impossible.
I think your one mistake was not including Renalla in the list. She'd definitely be in high S tier, as she is the Lands Between's HRT supplier, so she is clearly pro-queer.
That’s a line from Iron fist Alexander “it’s normal to have tons of people of different genders inside of you” it took me way too long to realize that was an innuendo😂
lusat and azur are one of those like middle aged to old gay couples who threw bricks (glintstone) at cops (the leyndell army) back in the day, but now just chill out and run a flower shop together.
The only one I disagree with (I am bi) is Lady Tanith. She might be kinda messed up but the way she loves and cares for Raya makes me think she’ll accept me
This is a beautiful shitpost, the dedication to write like 41 in character responses just for a funny is something i wish i did before you, keep upbthe great work,!
I spent probably too long on it, but sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the art of the meme lol And hey if you want to make your own, follow your shitposting dreams my friend 😤
Jerren, Kenneth and Patches would absolutely be chill, I will not tolerate this slander. I also get the feeling Tanith would suddenly be a lot more supportive if Zoryas came out to her.
You know, I never really realized it, but in my first playthrough, Rogier was my absolute favorite character. I even used his armor for the rest of the game to honor him ...a year later I realized I was Bi
DLC Ranking: Leda- F tier hunts u down Hornsent - D tier respects u even less but still works w u Igor - C doesn’t care because u helped him get revenge St. trina- C doesn’t care and is also gay for rahdan Freya- B says gay or straight all that matters is that u are a fine warrior Moore- A is very sweet abt it and is mostly happy u are confiding in him Ansbach- S tier chillest dude ever respects u for trusting him and will continue to fight along side u
@@esternight1133 nah Theollier is F tier bros in a closet of glass n would get pissed if u told him bc he thinks ur hitting on him… later comes around tho
can we get a coming out as trans version that includes DLC NPCs? I rly need Igon to say "BEHOLD! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR (gender affirming), AND I, IGON!"
The only part i disagree with is kenith height, he seems like a pretentious asd but when you do his quest it turns out actually pro demi-human integration, and when he takes over godricks castle, he starts to do just that i assume, so i'd imagine he wouldn't be that bad about it, i feel the pretentiousness is more of a front he puts on for others...least that's my headcanon (i mean he litteraly partners up with nepheli to help her out with ruling limgrave)
Very accurate. Here's my predictions for how the bosses would react. Godrick: calls you an abomination with even less of a sense of irony than Tanith, and says he doesn't even want your "corrupted limbs." Rennala: doesn't care but offers to rebirth you straight in case you want to. Godfrey: not super homophobic for his age, and awkwardly but genuinely tells you he has some gay friends. Morgott: simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic boss. Fire Giant: openly gay but will still go on an unsolicited rant about pronouns and how modern young people don't know what real oppression is. Other Bosses: Mostly just growl and try to kill you like usual
@@skewclip Maybe for them instead of dialogue you should make an elaborate theory based on extrapolations from two item descriptions and the placement of a corpse outside their boss arena. You know, classic Fromsoft lore video style
I can't imagine Morgott in this scenario as anything but a combination of Max0r's version of him and Margit (who's also kinda him). "I hate women!" "Good for you buddy..." "I am also homophobic!"
Lol Gideon the all Knowing already knows and has a plan to steal your gayness and use it against you in the fight. (Insert yaoi art of Tarnished and Gideon.)
He is pansexual, he totally fell for tanith because of her attempt to change the status quo on something he believed in or more like against something he hated, charlatans (The golden order). Could have been rykard too but my theory is that he is just not that much into vore.
@@nmlss-r9 I dont think anyone could be into real life vore 😨 and if they are they certainly wouldn't be after experiencing the absolute agony that comes with it
@@deputyhobbs9683 I mean Rykard is most def into vore even after experiencing it, he lets the snake eat him. He is into getting eaten and eating the gods too. Tanith too but patches doesn't necessarily know.
Honestly i feel like dispute Gideon being a horrible person, he wouldn't be bigoted in that specific way, i feel like he would just be like "Very well tarnished, you'll have no issue with me, now leave me to my studies."
I like to imagine that we can just chill with these characters and have some down time for once. Talk about random stuff and not kill things constantly.
You're kidding me, I used to get comments I sounded like an AI all the time, so I tried to be more expressive in this video! I don't know what it is about me that is like AI but it is kind of funny lol
I feel like odds are 99% of the characters would just be like “who isn’t?” I mean, you can marry Ranni no matter what. Marika/Radagon is… that. Miquella marries Radahn (ew, but because brothers not because gay). Things like that are afterthoughts, irrelevant, just a natural part of things. Lords and gods can be of any gender. Ofc the extremes are still there, the homophobes would still be rude about it and the mega allies would still say nice things. But it’s hardly necessary to “come out” in the world of Elden Ring to begin with.
I may have missed it, where would you put Maliketh? Considering he takes your approach as a betrayal I think he would probably be cool with it. As long as you bring the munchies.
@@chasethecringewolf2195 Yeah I realized after I made that comment. I still call that NPC version of him Gurranq even though he's revealed to be Maliketh so I thought you were talking about the boss at first
If I’m playing into the patches in my mind (patches in my Brain is like this outerwordly being that’s just everywhere) he’d reference past games like “the other ones where gay too. Well good for you maybe you lot are the same person” and you’d be stuck like thinking “others??? What others?? Same person?”
I will not stand for this injustice!! Kenneth Haight joked about giving me a kiss goodbye and has male-wife energy, definitely deserves a better ranking😤 /j
I know that just from Interaction and dialogue from jerren that he would not fight the tarnished if the were gay in any way. (I know this is a joke tierlist but I cannot stand the jerren slander here, he's a total bro)
i think ensha wouldn’t say anything, i remember a lore video mentioning his tongue was cut out.. so i suppose if he did say anything hed say "abobabaa"
I got the feeling Tanith wouldn’t mind, since Rykard and Tanith reject the golden order, they probably would be chill with something that goes against the golden order, since the golden order is pretty obviously conservative.
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Stupid video but somehow... very entertaining
Exactly what I was going for, thank you
@@skewclipAs a Bi myself, I really enjoyed the comedy in this. Thanks
@@skewclipyou single by any chance lindo? Asking for a friend of mine
Reminds me of the minecraft mob racism tier list
@@skewclip twin maiden husks are dead
Meeting Varre and he just says "Ah, homosexual are we? No shame in it, but unfortunately for you... You are bachelorless."
Varre isn't homophobic but he sure loves dunking on people for not having a partner.
"Double the chances, zero the success"
-Varre
Acephobic in the extreme.
I read that in his voice.
@@JudgeNicodemus He's singlephobic
Ranni would say “darling, thou art married to me, a woman, I am fully aware”
Ranni should have been number one
Ranni feels like she'd say "hast thou met my family? That you are not dating within thine own lineage is all I concern myself with."
Yeah, it's also kinda funny how all of ranni's friendgroup is in S tier except for the one that betrays her. She should have definitively been nr1 as an almost 100% canon bisexual (I say almost cause I could see ranni just marrying the tarnished to complete her goals and then fucking off to the moon to start the age of stars.) Her locking her future ring away and telling her mom through a letter about never marrying anyone is very lgbt coded.
@@lilyy7318"on an unrelated not, hast thou been to the lands of Shadow? I believe my brother is in need of thine assistance in escaping a most loathsome creature"
leaving the character you can actually gay marry out of S tier is WILD
"Dearest Melina...I'm gay."
"...Do you want me to, like, steal the gay rune of Destined Death?"
The rune of destined gay
@@gologamer9831
Implying that there is a rune of destined straight, a rune of destined bi, a rune of destined ace, ect.
@@pighater1111the Gayden Ring
@@pighater1111 Jerren: "Don't ask what happens when you get hit with the rune of destined gay... just look at Malenia...
@@GornkJhonas
So THAT's where Millicent and the rest of the rot sisters come from
Nah man,this is what patches would do
"Oh? You're bi? Well good for you,I actually have a queer discount if you're interested?"
It's the exact same price,but there's a higher price that was crossed out next to it
“Nice doing business with ya”
“If you know any others who are queer and are in dire need of supplies, please direct them to Patches’s Emporium”
Ngl I can 100% see Patches doing exactly that
he absolutely would
gideon always gave me an "i know what you are" impression
He is the ‘All-Knowing’.
I had a very surreal experience recently, in which I found the ALbinauric village before Gideon could give me his second line of "welcome", so I tried to get back at RoundTable, Ensha tried to kill me, and when I confronted him about it he just said to not get too cocky because I was just a guest.
That could absolutely read as him trying to get me killed for being gay and then being smug about it.
@@lucaballarati9694 Don't worry, you will have your revenge soon
Nah because I feel like Gideon really wouldn't even hate about it one of his greatest friends at the roundtable was Dolaries the sleeping arrow who in her item description states that she was a crossdresser so I feel like Gideon wouldn't be hateful at all would just say that he already knew cracks an old man jokes and tells you where to find a demigod to go kill
@@jordancantrell.. I think Gideon isn't homophobic but would not hesitate to exploit homophobia to further his political agenda. Sure, he doesn't care what you do in the pink, but if he wants to get rid of a non-stright person, he'd gladly out them to instigate homophobes to attack the target for him.
I feel like ranni would just be like “bitch me too, tf?”
"Darling, thou hast been my wife for many years, I am already aware of this information"
"im gayer"
Now I’m just imagining us as a long time lesbian couple in the new age of stars and you tell her this 😂
I think Gideon would probably say "Find the albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the list-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure."
He would 100% say that
i knew immediately where seluvis and gideon were going to be
They had it coming 😔
I thought Gideon would just not give a shit and go back to killing Albinaurics
I think Gideon would go "ew that's gay" and *then* go back to killing Albinaurics lol
@@Calvagh-07 it depends entirely on his mood that day
"No gay can become Elden Lord, let alone slay a god."
Until Miyazaki specifically debunks this video in an interview, i believe 100% of this
I appreciate the vote of confidence 🙏
It's canon
Shout-out to Master Hewg saying "No matter, it's all the same. Lay out your arms"
We got npc homophobic tier list before the Shadow of The Erdtree 😭
We've only got like 1 day left, we got this!
we got SOTE now
@@skewclipSOTE sequel someday?
I'm going to do a base game boss version first, then move on to SotE!
@@skewclipheck yeah!
5:49 "Do gay people live in death?" it sent me rolling on the floor
I think Jerren, with his love of Radahn and colourful clothes, is much higher than you think
He is also friends with War Counselor Iji, and Rennala. Dude is basically like Ranni's uncle that works with her brother.
Also, he doesn't hunt sellen because of discrimination of some kind but because she murders other sorcerers for her forbidden spells. And he's not wrong, Sellen is absolutely studying these forbidden arts. Jerren is a secure, loyal, and kind dude who only acts for the good of others. It's a complete disservice to rate him so low. Dude would react an old man who's a little indifferent at worst.
Dude dresses like my gay Uncle Charles. No way he isn't gay himself
He's literally called "The Eccentric" and reportedly only settled down AFTER he met Radahn. Those two 100% had a thing.
I mean, i don't think that he was gay or bi but.. he would surely be supportive!
Not the paper origami transition 😭
I was just using random transitions in powerpoint and thought it was too funny to leave out lmao
@@skewclip lol
they had me cackling, tysm for this@@skewclip
Latenna is for sure gay, maybe closeted though. She's voiced by a lesbian and her ultimate quest is to find a giant woman (mood).
I'm pretty sure that's her sister but I'm not sure they know, we should tell her.
@unaif.2171 Even if that's the case it wouldn't stop her, this is a GRRM world remember
She also impregnates that woman
But she states lobo as her other half, thats all im saying (im only saying this so i can have the giant woman)
She wants to find a giant woman, she is just like me, fr fr
Tanith being in D tier and being homophobic is crazy to me. I honestly interpreted Zorias' quest line to be about how accepting of a mother Tanith is. Her daughter, who is adopted, is a snake lady, something that would be all too easy to turn away from and scorn, and yet she fully stands along side her and even tells the tarnished how she feels she doesn't deserve such an Incredible child. That's at least A tier material imo
finally someone makeing a teir list for the IMPORTANT parts of elden ring
Thank you! Just doing my part for the lore community 🙏
@@skewclipas a huge lore fan, I thank you for your service and revalations in the world of elden ring lore
Hang in now, I fully agree with this list in all but one regard. Jerren held a vigil/festival for his great all time totally heterosexual life partner Radahn for a stupid long time. I’m not saying he’s full on gay, but the man carries a flamberge. That certainly isn’t a straight sword, now is it?
Yeah like him and Radahn in their youth made a deep promise to both go die in battle. And even though his life long partner is sick and lost his mind he still holds the radahn festival to keep their promise. If that ain’t gay…
Don't forget he was known as "The Eccentric" and was supposedly famous for NEVER settling down... UNTIL he met Radahn.
Radahn meanwhile had a huge crush on (the then-banished) Godfrey, the Mannest Man to Ever Man, and trained with Alabaster/Onyx lords, an all-male species of muscular, mostly-naked elves.
@@esternight1133Friendship✨
You should stop writing youtube comment fanfics
@@GabeD-nw2bc nuh uh
Tanith is homophobic because she never got over her snake lord hooking up with his torturer daedicar, so much so she paid the developers to change his gender in all item descriptions 😢
damn mosskebab out here with the DEEP lore
Nope Eiglay did hook up with dedicar, rykard got eten later by eiglay, the serpent
Every hotel got the Tanith chair
Except she's actively married to someone who's sharing a body with a female snake and like a hundred other people. It's basically a poly relationship.
Vtuber of the red manor
Thiollier would probably say “you too?” 😭😭
But Thiollier is down horrendous for St Trina who I guess doesn't have a gender but is still more feminine leaning.
Thiollier is SUCH a twink
@@alfalldoot6715st trina is miquella's other half, it's basically marika = radagon situation
Ranni not being on the same tier as Blaidd is heresy. Were this another time, they'd definitely be "cookie monster pajamas girl and only out gay man in school walking the mile together".
I desperately need to see fanart of this now
Rykard originally was in a ménage à trois with a guy who was way too much into BDSM called Deadicar (in cut content). Deadicar has, in the final game, transitioned and become a woman. Good for her.
Melina (Post-Frenzy Flame)
“That’s it? After everything you’ve done, that’s all you have to say to me?”
- It’s Melina, so you’ve probably told her already.
- Even if you didn’t, I doubt that’s the biggest issue between the two of you.
Isolated Merchant
“Ah… It matters not to me what you are, you’re fine company as is…”
“But… I’m so hungry… I can’t offer you any discounts at the moment… I’m sorry…”
- Genuinely supportive, but setting up shop in the middle of Ainsel is a bad idea apparently, so he’ll have to sort that out first.
Pidia, Carian Servant
“…What?”
- He doesn’t understand a lick of what you’re talking about.
- You have a bad feeling explaining it to him will make it worse.
Rennala, Queen of the full Moon
“Hush, little sweeting… I’ll soon birth thee anew…”
- She’s not paying attention.
- I’m sure she’s supportive, she’s just a little mopey ‘cause of her divorce and all.
Godwyn the Golden
“…”
- He can’t answer because he’s dead.
- Ranni didn’t have anything to do with that.
- Totally.
Malenia the Severed
“I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.”
- Out of everybody who doesn’t care, she doesn’t care the most.
- You’re not getting any special rot, she does that to everybody.
Radagon of the Golden Order
“…”
- I think he’s more upset that you married his daughter without permission.
omg i love these, might I steal one for part 2? I can credit you in the description if you want :)
@@skewclipyou’re completely free to use/edit any of these however you’d like, just please don’t forget to credit me 👍
Since Pidia is the one secretly controlling the Seluvis puppet, internally, he'd be thinking the same thing that was put down for Seluvis. But he's way too much of a coward to say anything to your face, instead he'd grovel and call you "your worship" a bunch.
Radagon brings a hammer to threaten you instead of a shotgun lol.
Idk, Radagon is alllllll about the golden order, and the golden order is violently prejudiced, racist, and fascist. I feel like he'd hate you for marrying his daughter without permission, hate you more if you're a woman tarnished, and hate you entirely regardless of your gender if you're not straight
master hewg stops hammering for a brief pause to stare in amazement as you tell him nonbinary people kill gods all the time
i love the idea of "friend of blaidd" being the elden ring version of "friend of dorothy"
this is so right and in-character that feels canon LMAO
I put great thought into each one lol, ty :)
Except Jerren
I am thinking that Igon would be like: “oh,cool”
Just for another moment be like : “Curse you bayle
I hereby vow! You rue this day
Behold, a true Queer warrior, and I Igon!
Your fear made of flesh!
Solid homophobia you might have foul dragon!
But I will riddle with holes your rotten mind.
With flags and pronouns!
With every last drop of my being!”
The guy is basically your hype man specially if you two have the same objective.
I cannot wait to get to Bayle in the dlc just to hear the famous speech 😩
“With flags and pronouns!” That had me rolling 😂
Patches calls you a little thief in bed
reminds me of karla calling you a fiendish little lass/lad in ds3
absolutely foul comment
absolutely in search of the elden ring comment
I don't want to hear 'the gods demand repentance!' everytime I give him head
The golden order probably does not have christian like values about homosexuality, and this should probably reflect on the rest of the NPCs
You can literally become an elden lord (marrying Marika) despite being a woman, you can become become ranni's consort as a woman and mohg tried to be miquella's consort.
See I agree with you technically, but it wouldn't be as fun to make a video based on that premise lol
@@skewclip yep yeah I understand why you did it like that, you'd need need that sort of familiarity to pull an audience in, it's easier to assume a Christian looking system works like Christianity than to explain all this, lmao
@@clankymocha| Considering it's implied people under the Erdtree didn't even have sex (instead being born/reborn from the tree) going too deep into the lore makes videos like this impossible.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Well i mean melina literally says Births happen.
@@jacthing1 it's implied all human births are erdtree births
Witch Hunter Jerren would be totally chill ngl
I didn't know Jerren had any loyal defenders until I posted this video lol, but i respect it 👏
@@skewclip I just did his quest again recently and I really appreciate that he’s one of the few NPC’s that never once disrespect you or belittle you.
@@ashreh I love him so much, but unfortunately I love his landsknecht armor more 😔
I’m just saying, the man sure as hell doesn’t carry a straight sword.
@@notareptilianiswear.6600 fr
I think your one mistake was not including Renalla in the list. She'd definitely be in high S tier, as she is the Lands Between's HRT supplier, so she is clearly pro-queer.
No spoilers, but I think you will feel quite vindicated when I upload my bosses edition soon :)
this is the exact Elden Ring content I need to make the wait for the DLC easier
I made it partially to occupy myself while waiting for the DLC too lol, I'm so excited for it!
That’s a line from Iron fist Alexander “it’s normal to have tons of people of different genders inside of you” it took me way too long to realize that was an innuendo😂
lusat and azur are one of those like middle aged to old gay couples who threw bricks (glintstone) at cops (the leyndell army) back in the day, but now just chill out and run a flower shop together.
“Twice the dating pool, yet still maidenless”
I feel called out
Now, knowing Blaidd is supportive of it is very good, but the real question is if he swings that way.
And if he's single.
Certain art would imply he definitely does...
I'd say Ranni is S-Tier since she literally marries the Tarnished regardless of their gender in her ending
The only one I disagree with (I am bi) is Lady Tanith. She might be kinda messed up but the way she loves and cares for Raya makes me think she’ll accept me
13:04 quite possibly the best joke ive heard in a good long while
I love Alexander so much, but like a quarter of his dialogue is unintentional innuendo and it is hilarious to me, so i had to include a reference lol
This is a beautiful shitpost, the dedication to write like 41 in character responses just for a funny is something i wish i did before you, keep upbthe great work,!
I spent probably too long on it, but sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the art of the meme lol
And hey if you want to make your own, follow your shitposting dreams my friend 😤
Jerren, Kenneth and Patches would absolutely be chill, I will not tolerate this slander. I also get the feeling Tanith would suddenly be a lot more supportive if Zoryas came out to her.
Patches would murder me for a snickers I don’t trust him
You know, I never really realized it, but in my first playthrough, Rogier was my absolute favorite character. I even used his armor for the rest of the game to honor him
...a year later I realized I was Bi
DLC Ranking:
Leda- F tier hunts u down
Hornsent - D tier respects u even less but still works w u
Igor - C doesn’t care because u helped him get revenge
St. trina- C doesn’t care and is also gay for rahdan
Freya- B says gay or straight all that matters is that u are a fine warrior
Moore- A is very sweet abt it and is mostly happy u are confiding in him
Ansbach- S tier chillest dude ever respects u for trusting him and will continue to fight along side u
What about Thollier!! I feel like he would be chill with you until you tell him about st.trina and then immediately switch up and call you slurs. 😭
@@esternight1133 nah Theollier is F tier bros in a closet of glass n would get pissed if u told him bc he thinks ur hitting on him… later comes around tho
Ok Ansbach is dope but given that Miquella forcefully charmed his master Mohg to love him I think he might have a little of that unshakable homophobia
And Miquella would rufey you.
Excuse me, Leda is literally my (a woman's) fucked up and offputting wife
can we get a coming out as trans version that includes DLC NPCs? I rly need Igon to say "BEHOLD! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR (gender affirming), AND I, IGON!"
The Boc line was very unexpected, and very humorous to hear
Love that Seluvis is considered worse than the guy who'd kill us (you're 100% correct)
Alexander would be the most popular person at a gay bar
The only part i disagree with is kenith height, he seems like a pretentious asd but when you do his quest it turns out actually pro demi-human integration, and when he takes over godricks castle, he starts to do just that i assume, so i'd imagine he wouldn't be that bad about it, i feel the pretentiousness is more of a front he puts on for others...least that's my headcanon (i mean he litteraly partners up with nepheli to help her out with ruling limgrave)
I refuse to believe that Jerren and Radahn weren’t lovers
I'm intrigued...
Jokes on you, Radahns true love is his brother Miquella.
r/agedlikemilk
@@TheRealVyke Idk if this is some DLC type shit since I haven't started it yet but like that's not any better than Miquella x Mohg
@@30000beesinatrenchcoatif you look at the lore you realize that Mogh and Radahn were moghlested
Very accurate. Here's my predictions for how the bosses would react. Godrick: calls you an abomination with even less of a sense of irony than Tanith, and says he doesn't even want your "corrupted limbs." Rennala: doesn't care but offers to rebirth you straight in case you want to. Godfrey: not super homophobic for his age, and awkwardly but genuinely tells you he has some gay friends. Morgott: simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic boss. Fire Giant: openly gay but will still go on an unsolicited rant about pronouns and how modern young people don't know what real oppression is. Other Bosses: Mostly just growl and try to kill you like usual
I have been writing my bosses video script yesterday and today, and it is so hard because so many bosses have no dialogue lol
@@skewclip Maybe for them instead of dialogue you should make an elaborate theory based on extrapolations from two item descriptions and the placement of a corpse outside their boss arena. You know, classic Fromsoft lore video style
Given that Morgott endlessly supports the anti-omen Golden Order despite being an omen, I think you are right on the money with that one lol
I can't imagine Morgott in this scenario as anything but a combination of Max0r's version of him and Margit (who's also kinda him).
"I hate women!"
"Good for you buddy..."
"I am also homophobic!"
when i came out to seluvis he used a conversion spell on me
This was a very informative tier list. Thank you very much.
Also damn Alexander being freaky like usual.
"Smack from the rear with something nice and big"
Freaky Fist Alexander
This entire video was a setup for that Alexander line. I applaud you.
Lol Gideon the all Knowing already knows and has a plan to steal your gayness and use it against you in the fight. (Insert yaoi art of Tarnished and Gideon.)
PowerPoint presentations have become like post ironic humor to me every they’d click through the slide it destroyed me 😂😂
We have achieved peak Elden Ring content, who needs a DLC when you have this.
Nah Patches would say "20 dollars is 20 dollars"
Very fair!
he has lived through enough worlds to know be fully comfortable in his sexuality
He is pansexual, he totally fell for tanith because of her attempt to change the status quo on something he believed in or more like against something he hated, charlatans (The golden order). Could have been rykard too but my theory is that he is just not that much into vore.
@@nmlss-r9 I dont think anyone could be into real life vore 😨
and if they are they certainly wouldn't be after experiencing the absolute agony that comes with it
@@deputyhobbs9683 I mean Rykard is most def into vore even after experiencing it, he lets the snake eat him. He is into getting eaten and eating the gods too. Tanith too but patches doesn't necessarily know.
Honestly i feel like dispute Gideon being a horrible person, he wouldn't be bigoted in that specific way, i feel like he would just be like "Very well tarnished, you'll have no issue with me, now leave me to my studies."
Kenneth Haight:
-Gets points for not heing homophobic and being surprisingly respectful.
-Loses ALL his points for being Kenneth Haight.
Ay, now what did he do to you?
Gold mask being so high up on the list is actually so based. He truely is a true example of a religious gigachad for real
Counterpoint: Varre is gay
You can't convince me otherwise.
Ahh Maccuous Rom.
I like to imagine that we can just chill with these characters and have some down time for once. Talk about random stuff and not kill things constantly.
I’ve never seen a human sound more like an ai than an ai
You're kidding me, I used to get comments I sounded like an AI all the time, so I tried to be more expressive in this video! I don't know what it is about me that is like AI but it is kind of funny lol
@@skewclip idk either but I love it, it’s great
I feel like odds are 99% of the characters would just be like “who isn’t?” I mean, you can marry Ranni no matter what. Marika/Radagon is… that. Miquella marries Radahn (ew, but because brothers not because gay). Things like that are afterthoughts, irrelevant, just a natural part of things. Lords and gods can be of any gender.
Ofc the extremes are still there, the homophobes would still be rude about it and the mega allies would still say nice things. But it’s hardly necessary to “come out” in the world of Elden Ring to begin with.
Hewg gives "Dad who doesn't understand why someone would be gay but is cool with it anyways" vibes
Azul and Lusat in the "cool but only tell if it comes up in the conversation" even though they don't talk is actually so funny
The PowerPoint transitions are unreasonably funny to me. A+ video
The random PowerPoint transitions had me dead 💀 lowkey adding so much to the humour
Seluvis would just stare very hard at You and a vein would pop up with a cartoon sound
Jaren Is one I don’t agree with, he was invited to the Miquella-Radahn-Freyja-Malenia-Finlay Polycule
I may have missed it, where would you put Maliketh? Considering he takes your approach as a betrayal I think he would probably be cool with it. As long as you bring the munchies.
I did intend to do bosses, but the video got so long already with just the friendly NPCs, that bosses will have to be my next video lol
@@skewclip All I know is I think Messmer is taking peak tier with all the Blasphemy bois
This was for NPCs only
@@beef_baby You talk with Malekith, he gives you items. Technically speaking he is. He just also happens to be a boss.
@@chasethecringewolf2195 Yeah I realized after I made that comment. I still call that NPC version of him Gurranq even though he's revealed to be Maliketh so I thought you were talking about the boss at first
Seeing selvus at the bottom brings joy to my soul
If I’m playing into the patches in my mind (patches in my Brain is like this outerwordly being that’s just everywhere) he’d reference past games like “the other ones where gay too. Well good for you maybe you lot are the same person” and you’d be stuck like thinking “others??? What others?? Same person?”
Honestly it's hilarious to imagine Boc as very sarcastic and sounding passive agressive, but in a supportive dad joke kind of way
Patches the type of guy to make a tasteless homophobic joke and go "chill out bro it's a joke"
you could tell Hewg literally anything and he would say something amounting to "wow thats crazy. anyway smithing time"
I will not stand for this injustice!! Kenneth Haight joked about giving me a kiss goodbye and has male-wife energy, definitely deserves a better ranking😤 /j
As a bisexual, as soon as I saw the thumbnail I immediately agreed, this tierlist is 100% factual.
i DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE
The video is entertaining on its own but the power point transition get me every time
As a straight guy I gotta say half of these are surprisingly believable. Overall great video!
Alexander would 100% admire the strength of coming out, he doesn’t get homophobia but knows it can be hard to deal with.
I know that just from Interaction and dialogue from jerren that he would not fight the tarnished if the were gay in any way. (I know this is a joke tierlist but I cannot stand the jerren slander here, he's a total bro)
He's friends with bliadd and iji for goodness sake!
fair enough lol
Nah Corhyn would absolutely have a breakdown about ever having been near a homosexual
If you become a bisexual Elden Lord, than Corhyn will definitely accept you. Considering it now bears the lineage of the Erdtree.
i think ensha wouldn’t say anything, i remember a lore video mentioning his tongue was cut out.. so i suppose if he did say anything hed say "abobabaa"
Doesnt that make Shabriri homophillic instead of homophobic. Yes, he sees gay as chaos, but he WANTS that
I thought this'd be absurd, but you got the character responses so bloody damn on point😂
I got the feeling Tanith wouldn’t mind, since Rykard and Tanith reject the golden order, they probably would be chill with something that goes against the golden order, since the golden order is pretty obviously conservative.
The funniest bit about Tanith is that Rykard actually had a gay lover in the cut content
With Jerren’s choice of clothing and the fact he follows Radahn I think he’s a closeted gay who’s self-hating
this feels like a very strange school presentation for pride month.
The transitions are incredible
thank you, i put great care into every origami bird 😌
0:00 intro
0:28 f tier:
0:32 seluvis #44
0:53 witch hunter jerren #43
1:10 the loathsome dung eater #42
1:31 sir gideon ofnir #41
1:38 edgar #40
1:56 d tier:
2:01 irina/hyetta #39
2:14 shabriri #38
2:34 varre #37
2:50 kenneth haight #36
3:06 gatekeeper gostoc #35
3:20 lady tanith #34
3:37 gowry #33
3:53 c tier:
4:00 twin maiden husks #32
4:13 diallos #31
4:30 patches #30
4:48 brother corhyn #29
5:12 ensha #28
5:24 bernahl #27
5:46 d. hunter of the dead #26
6:05 b tier:
6:12 sorceress sellen #25
6:34 finger reader enia #24
6:56 yura #23
7:22 thops #22
7:41 fia, deathbed companion #21
8:01 latenna #20
8:14 old albus #19
8:25 primeval al sorcerer azur & master lusat #18
8:48 a tier:
8:53 roderika #17
9:06 rogier #16
9:19 nepheli loux #15
9:38 zorayas/rya #14
9:57 smithing master hewg #13
10:10 millicent #12
10:29 goldmask #11
10:48 melina #10
11:05 ranni #9
11:19 s tier:
11:26 miriel, pastor of vows #8
11:44 kalé #7
12:00 iji #6
12:18 blaidd #5
12:33 boc the seamster #4
12:53 iron fist alexander #3
13:17 blackguard boggart #2
13:39 jar-bairn #1
13:57 outro
Brilliant work coz! Looking forward to watching the boss video next!
I wasn't expecting boggert to be number two but I love it lol
I've never played Elden Ring, but it's interesting to see the overlap with the Coming Out As Bisexual gaming community.
I will be letting Jar-bairn play subway surfers on my phone