Elden Ring NPC Homophobia Tier List
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
- I do not know why I spent two whole afternoons of my life making this, but enjoy! #eldenring #fromsoftware #lgbt #npc #tierlist #ranked #shadowoftheerdtree #darksouls #soulsborne #gaming #memes
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Stupid video but somehow... very entertaining
Exactly what I was going for, thank you
@@skewclipAs a Bi myself, I really enjoyed the comedy in this. Thanks
@@skewclipyou single by any chance lindo? Asking for a friend of mine
Reminds me of the minecraft mob racism tier list
@@skewclip twin maiden husks are dead
Meeting Varre and he just says "Ah, homosexual are we? No shame in it, but unfortunately for you... You are bachelorless."
Varre isn't homophobic but he sure loves dunking on people for not having a partner.
"Double the chances, zero the success"
-Varre
Acephobic in the extreme.
I read that in his voice.
Ranni would say “darling, thou art married to me, a woman, I am fully aware”
Ranni should have been number one
"Dearest Melina...I'm gay."
"...Do you want me to, like, steal the gay rune of Destined Death?"
The rune of destined gay
@@gologamer9831
Implying that there is a rune of destined straight, a rune of destined bi, a rune of destined ace, ect.
@@pighater1111the Gayden Ring
i knew immediately where seluvis and gideon were going to be
They had it coming 😔
I thought Gideon would just not give a shit and go back to killing Albinaurics
I think Gideon would go "ew that's gay" and *then* go back to killing Albinaurics lol
@@radioactive-78 it depends entirely on his mood that day
"No gay can become Elden Lord, let alone slay a god."
We got npc homophobic tier list before the Shadow of The Erdtree 😭
We've only got like 1 day left, we got this!
we got SOTE now
@@skewclipSOTE sequel someday?
I'm going to do a base game boss version first, then move on to SotE!
@@skewclipheck yeah!
Until Miyazaki specifically debunks this video in an interview, i believe 100% of this
I appreciate the vote of confidence 🙏
Nah Patches would say "20 dollars is 20 dollars"
Very fair!
he has lived through enough worlds to know be fully comfortable in his sexuality
He is pansexual, he totally fell for tanith because of her attempt to change the status quo on something he believed in or more like against something he hated, charlatans (The golden order). Could have been rykard too but my theory is that he is just not that much into vore.
@@unaif.2171 I dont think anyone could be into real life vore 😨
and if they are they certainly wouldn't be after experiencing the absolute agony that comes with it
@@deputyhobbs9683 I mean Rykard is most def into vore even after experiencing it, he lets the snake eat him. He is into getting eaten and eating the gods too. Tanith too but patches doesn't necessarily know.
gideon always gave me an "i know what you are" impression
He is the ‘All-Knowing’.
I had a very surreal experience recently, in which I found the ALbinauric village before Gideon could give me his second line of "welcome", so I tried to get back at RoundTable, Ensha tried to kill me, and when I confronted him about it he just said to not get too cocky because I was just a guest.
That could absolutely read as him trying to get me killed for being gay and then being smug about it.
I think Jerren, with his love of Radahn and colourful clothes, is much higher than you think
He is also friends with War Counselor Iji, and Rennala. Dude is basically like Ranni's uncle that works with her brother.
Also, he doesn't hunt sellen because of discrimination of some kind but because she murders other sorcerers for her forbidden spells. And he's not wrong, Sellen is absolutely studying these forbidden arts. Jerren is a secure, loyal, and kind dude who only acts for the good of others. It's a complete disservice to rate him so low. Dude would react an old man who's a little indifferent at worst.
Dude dresses like my gay Uncle Charles. No way he isn't gay himself
He's literally called "The Eccentric" and reportedly only settled down AFTER he met Radahn. Those two 100% had a thing.
Shout-out to Master Hewg saying "No matter, it's all the same. Lay out your arms"
Latenna is for sure gay, maybe closeted though. She's voiced by a lesbian and her ultimate quest is to find a giant woman (mood).
I'm pretty sure that's her sister but I'm not sure they know, we should tell her.
@unaif.2171 Even if that's the case it wouldn't stop her, this is a GRRM world remember
She also impregnates that woman
I feel like ranni would just be like “bitch me too, tf?”
I think Gideon would probably say "Find the albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the list-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure."
Tanith is homophobic because she never got over her snake lord hooking up with his torturer daedicar, so much so she paid the developers to change his gender in all item descriptions 😢
damn mosskebab out here with the DEEP lore
Nope Eiglay did hook up with dedicar, rykard got eten later by eiglay, the serpent
Every hotel got the Tanith chair
Except she's actively married to someone who's sharing a body with a female snake and like a hundred other people. It's basically a poly relationship.
finally someone makeing a teir list for the IMPORTANT parts of elden ring
Thank you! Just doing my part for the lore community 🙏
@@skewclipas a huge lore fan, I thank you for your service and revalations in the world of elden ring lore
5:49 "Do gay people live in death?" it sent me rolling on the floor
this is so right and in-character that feels canon LMAO
I put great thought into each one lol, ty :)
Except Jerren
this is the exact Elden Ring content I need to make the wait for the DLC easier
I made it partially to occupy myself while waiting for the DLC too lol, I'm so excited for it!
Hang in now, I fully agree with this list in all but one regard. Jerren held a vigil/festival for his great all time totally heterosexual life partner Radahn for a stupid long time. I’m not saying he’s full on gay, but the man carries a flamberge. That certainly isn’t a straight sword, now is it?
Yeah like him and Radahn in their youth made a deep promise to both go die in battle. And even though his life long partner is sick and lost his mind he still holds the radahn festival to keep their promise. If that ain’t gay…
Don't forget he was known as "The Eccentric" and was supposedly famous for NEVER settling down... UNTIL he met Radahn.
Radahn meanwhile had a huge crush on (the then-banished) Godfrey, the Mannest Man to Ever Man, and trained with Alabaster/Onyx lords, an all-male species of muscular, mostly-naked elves.
The golden order probably does not have christian like values about homosexuality, and this should probably reflect on the rest of the NPCs
You can literally become an elden lord (marrying Marika) despite being a woman, you can become become ranni's consort as a woman and mohg tried to be miquella's consort.
See I agree with you technically, but it wouldn't be as fun to make a video based on that premise lol
@@skewclip yep yeah I understand why you did it like that, you'd need need that sort of familiarity to pull an audience in, it's easier to assume a Christian looking system works like Christianity than to explain all this, lmao
@@clankymocha| Considering it's implied people under the Erdtree didn't even have sex (instead being born/reborn from the tree) going too deep into the lore makes videos like this impossible.
Witch Hunter Jerren would be totally chill ngl
I didn't know Jerren had any loyal defenders until I posted this video lol, but i respect it 👏
@@skewclip I just did his quest again recently and I really appreciate that he’s one of the few NPC’s that never once disrespect you or belittle you.
@@ashreh I love him so much, but unfortunately I love his landsknecht armor more 😔
I’m just saying, the man sure as hell doesn’t carry a straight sword.
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Melina (Post-Frenzy Flame)
“That’s it? After everything you’ve done, that’s all you have to say to me?”
- It’s Melina, so you’ve probably told her already.
- Even if you didn’t, I doubt that’s the biggest issue between the two of you.
Isolated Merchant
“Ah… It matters not to me what you are, you’re fine company as is…”
“But… I’m so hungry… I can’t offer you any discounts at the moment… I’m sorry…”
- Genuinely supportive, but setting up shop in the middle of Ainsel is a bad idea apparently, so he’ll have to sort that out first.
Pidia, Carian Servant
“…What?”
- He doesn’t understand a lick of what you’re talking about.
- You have a bad feeling explaining it to him will make it worse.
Rennala, Queen of the full Moon
“Hush, little sweeting… I’ll soon birth thee anew…”
- She’s not paying attention.
- I’m sure she’s supportive, she’s just a little mopey ‘cause of her divorce and all.
Godwyn the Golden
“…”
- He can’t answer because he’s dead.
- Ranni didn’t have anything to do with that.
- Totally.
Malenia the Severed
“I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.”
- Out of everybody who doesn’t care, she doesn’t care the most.
- You’re not getting any special rot, she does that to everybody.
Radagon of the Golden Order
“…”
- I think he’s more upset that you married his daughter without permission.
omg i love these, might I steal one for part 2? I can credit you in the description if you want :)
@@skewclipyou’re completely free to use/edit any of these however you’d like, just please don’t forget to credit me 👍
Since Pidia is the one secretly controlling the Seluvis puppet, internally, he'd be thinking the same thing that was put down for Seluvis. But he's way too much of a coward to say anything to your face, instead he'd grovel and call you "your worship" a bunch.
Rykard originally was in a ménage à trois with a guy who was way too much into BDSM called Deadicar (in cut content). Deadicar has, in the final game, transitioned and become a woman. Good for her.
13:04 quite possibly the best joke ive heard in a good long while
I love Alexander so much, but like a quarter of his dialogue is unintentional innuendo and it is hilarious to me, so i had to include a reference lol
I am thinking that Igon would be like: “oh,cool”
Just for another moment be like : “Curse you bayle
I hereby vow! You rue this day
Behold, a true Queer warrior, and I Igon!
Your fear made of flesh!
Solid homophobia you might have foul dragon!
But I will riddle with holes your rotten mind.
With flags and pronouns!
With every last drop of my being!”
The guy is basically your hype man specially if you two have the same objective.
I cannot wait to get to Bayle in the dlc just to hear the famous speech 😩
Very accurate. Here's my predictions for how the bosses would react. Godrick: calls you an abomination with even less of a sense of irony than Tanith, and says he doesn't even want your "corrupted limbs." Rennala: doesn't care but offers to rebirth you straight in case you want to. Godfrey: not super homophobic for his age, and awkwardly but genuinely tells you he has some gay friends. Morgott: simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic boss. Fire Giant: openly gay but will still go on an unsolicited rant about pronouns and how modern young people don't know what real oppression is. Other Bosses: Mostly just growl and try to kill you like usual
I have been writing my bosses video script yesterday and today, and it is so hard because so many bosses have no dialogue lol
@@skewclip Maybe for them instead of dialogue you should make an elaborate theory based on extrapolations from two item descriptions and the placement of a corpse outside their boss arena. You know, classic Fromsoft lore video style
That’s a line from Iron fist Alexander “it’s normal to have tons of people of different genders inside of you” it took me way too long to realize that was an innuendo😂
Not the paper origami transition 😭
I was just using random transitions in powerpoint and thought it was too funny to leave out lmao
@@skewclip lol
they had me cackling, tysm for this@@skewclip
This is a beautiful shitpost, the dedication to write like 41 in character responses just for a funny is something i wish i did before you, keep upbthe great work,!
I spent probably too long on it, but sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the art of the meme lol
And hey if you want to make your own, follow your shitposting dreams my friend 😤
Patches calls you a little thief in bed
reminds me of karla calling you a fiendish little lass/lad in ds3
DLC Ranking:
Leda- F tier hunts u down
Hornsent - D tier respects u even less but still works w u
Igor - C doesn’t care because u helped him get revenge
St. trina- C doesn’t care and is also gay for rahdan
Freya- B says gay or straight all that matters is that u are a fine warrior
Moore- A is very sweet abt it and is mostly happy u are confiding in him
Ansbach- S tier chillest dude ever respects u for trusting him and will continue to fight along side u
What about Thollier!! I feel like he would be chill with you until you tell him about st.trina and then immediately switch up and call you slurs. 😭
@@esternight1133 nah Theollier is F tier bros in a closet of glass n would get pissed if u told him bc he thinks ur hitting on him… later comes around tho
The only one I disagree with (I am bi) is Lady Tanith. She might be kinda messed up but the way she loves and cares for Raya makes me think she’ll accept me
I think your one mistake was not including Renalla in the list. She'd definitely be in high S tier, as she is the Lands Between's HRT supplier, so she is clearly pro-queer.
No spoilers, but I think you will feel quite vindicated when I upload my bosses edition soon :)
Thiollier would probably say “you too?” 😭😭
But Thiollier is down horrendous for St Trina who I guess doesn't have a gender but is still more feminine leaning.
Jerren, Kenneth and Patches would absolutely be chill, I will not tolerate this slander. I also get the feeling Tanith would suddenly be a lot more supportive if Zoryas came out to her.
I refuse to believe that Jerren and Radahn weren’t lovers
I'm intrigued...
Jokes on you, Radahns true love is his brother Miquella.
r/agedlikemilk
@@MikeL-eo9lp Idk if this is some DLC type shit since I haven't started it yet but like that's not any better than Miquella x Mohg
@@30000beesinatrenchcoatif you look at the lore you realize that Mogh and Radahn were moghlested
We have achieved peak Elden Ring content, who needs a DLC when you have this.
Jaren Is one I don’t agree with, he was invited to the Miquella-Radahn-Freyja-Malenia-Finlay Polycule
The Boc line was very unexpected, and very humorous to hear
Honestly i feel like dispute Gideon being a horrible person, he wouldn't be bigoted in that specific way, i feel like he would just be like "Very well tarnished, you'll have no issue with me, now leave me to my studies."
I feel like odds are 99% of the characters would just be like “who isn’t?” I mean, you can marry Ranni no matter what. Marika/Radagon is… that. Miquella marries Radahn (ew, but because brothers not because gay). Things like that are afterthoughts, irrelevant, just a natural part of things. Lords and gods can be of any gender.
Ofc the extremes are still there, the homophobes would still be rude about it and the mega allies would still say nice things. But it’s hardly necessary to “come out” in the world of Elden Ring to begin with.
This was a very informative tier list. Thank you very much.
Also damn Alexander being freaky like usual.
"Smack from the rear with something nice and big"
Freaky Fist Alexander
The only part i disagree with is kenith height, he seems like a pretentious asd but when you do his quest it turns out actually pro demi-human integration, and when he takes over godricks castle, he starts to do just that i assume, so i'd imagine he wouldn't be that bad about it, i feel the pretentiousness is more of a front he puts on for others...least that's my headcanon (i mean he litteraly partners up with nepheli to help her out with ruling limgrave)
Patches would murder me for a snickers I don’t trust him
Hewg gives "Dad who doesn't understand why someone would be gay but is cool with it anyways" vibes
PowerPoint presentations have become like post ironic humor to me every they’d click through the slide it destroyed me 😂😂
I may have missed it, where would you put Maliketh? Considering he takes your approach as a betrayal I think he would probably be cool with it. As long as you bring the munchies.
I did intend to do bosses, but the video got so long already with just the friendly NPCs, that bosses will have to be my next video lol
@@skewclip All I know is I think Messmer is taking peak tier with all the Blasphemy bois
This was for NPCs only
@@beef_baby You talk with Malekith, he gives you items. Technically speaking he is. He just also happens to be a boss.
@@chasethecringewolf2195 Yeah I realized after I made that comment. I still call that NPC version of him Gurranq even though he's revealed to be Maliketh so I thought you were talking about the boss at first
when i came out to seluvis he used a conversion spell on me
I'd say Ranni is S-Tier since she literally marries the Tarnished regardless of their gender in her ending
I've actually been waiting for this video content, ever seen JJBA tierlist videos. This is peak content, even having actual dialogue material to their characters
Not gonna lie i spent a lot of time on wiki pages finding the exact dialogue lines I wanted to adapt lol, and thank you!
Honestly it's hilarious to imagine Boc as very sarcastic and sounding passive agressive, but in a supportive dad joke kind of way
I got the feeling Tanith wouldn’t mind, since Rykard and Tanith reject the golden order, they probably would be chill with something that goes against the golden order, since the golden order is pretty obviously conservative.
can we get a coming out as trans version that includes DLC NPCs? I rly need Igon to say "BEHOLD! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR (gender affirming), AND I, IGON!"
Azul and Lusat in the "cool but only tell if it comes up in the conversation" even though they don't talk is actually so funny
Azure & Lusat is now my favorite Elden Ring ship
i DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE
Alexander would 100% admire the strength of coming out, he doesn’t get homophobia but knows it can be hard to deal with.
Could you potentially make a part two with bosses and other boss/type characters? EX: Morgott, Marika, Godwyn, Renalla
Can’t wait for the updated tier list when the DLC releases
The more the video progressed, the bigger my smile became 😁 amazing stuff!
„Thats why you didnt trust the 2 fingers“ I am dead ^^
its so crazy how all of these happen in game
This is actually amazing haha. Loved it
I will not stand for this injustice!! Kenneth Haight joked about giving me a kiss goodbye and has male-wife energy, definitely deserves a better ranking😤 /j
I need more elden ding content of this variety
Are we gonna get a boss list next?
This is so funny, god i love blaidd so much
He makes me want to never finish Ranni's quest 😭
@@skewclip i was so sad when i had to kill blaidd the first time i played ;(
I know that just from Interaction and dialogue from jerren that he would not fight the tarnished if the were gay in any way. (I know this is a joke tierlist but I cannot stand the jerren slander here, he's a total bro)
He's friends with bliadd and iji for goodness sake!
fair enough lol
That Miriel line was art
Bravo
I didn't even have to change his lines, just add one, it was already perfect 😌
Rogier and D being exs is practically cannon and them being in different ranks really reflects how they’re handling it
Definitely the best and most random video i ever saw at 3 am
Nah Corhyn would absolutely have a breakdown about ever having been near a homosexual
Gold mask being so high up on the list is actually so based. He truely is a true example of a religious gigachad for real
I mean, to be fair to Jerren, Sellen also turned a bunch of people into those sorcerer face-balls all over Liurnia.
This is the fucking best thing ever holy shit immediately subscribed Fia's made me howl in laughter
Are you planning to do the bosses (relevant ones) next?
Yes! It's a bit harder since they don't have interactive dialogue but I am planning on it :)
Just subbed, We need dlc version this is very entertaining
This is f****** hilarious!!! Love it! Cheers
Thanks for the support, I appreciate it! :)
I wasn't expecting boggert to be number two but I love it lol
this feels like a very strange school presentation for pride month.
I’m very curious on placements on some of these, can we see your notes?
You know what? Now this is my favorite video of Elden Ring
I actually believe Goldmask would be extremely supportive actually, especially after learning Radagon and Marika was the same person. S-Rank Material.
Goldmask's questline ends with him creating a Mending Rune that does away with the Greater Will, allowing mortals to choose their own path
He is not just supportive, he is actively working on making a change.
I love how Miriel basically has his default dialogue 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now, knowing Blaidd is supportive of it is very good, but the real question is if he swings that way.
And if he's single.
3:19 Pfff, Not Tanith being Homophobic while her husband is canon Bi
I think lady tanith would completely embrace the blasphemy and would be absolutely thrilled in fact she would find it offensive if I were straight because doing it with a snake is a whole other kettle of fish than doing it with a man or she would worry about her daughter hysterically
We will need this for the dlc npcs too
Oh absolutely
DO NOT TELL THE DUNG EATER IF YOU’RE GAY
This video rocks, I'm so glad it popped up in my recommended
As a bisexual, as soon as I saw the thumbnail I immediately agreed, this tierlist is 100% factual.
could you please do a boss tier list? (they may not care, but some of them are very interesting)
Goldmask basically studies the source code of the Lands Between, of course he would know how sexuality works. Heck, he probably knows better than anyone else.
I consider this a birthday gift cause it was posted on my birthday
With Jerren’s choice of clothing and the fact he follows Radahn I think he’s a closeted gay who’s self-hating
Mom I want Shadow Of The Erdtree. Mom: We have shadow of the erdtree at home
can’t wait to see this bit of lore in the DLC
I didn't know I needed this absolutely, just divine.
Considering I'm bi, this guide will be quite helpful when traversing the lands between.
By the by, would you consider in time, doing this for the dlc npc's?
Making this one was a lot of fun, so I do plan on doing DLC NPCs and bosses after I do my base game bosses one! I just have to beat the DLC first lol
@@skewclip gonna buy it myself tomorrow! (Cause tomorrow is my payday) I wish you all the luck. From what i've seen it will take an enormous effort to beat.