Це відео не доступне.
Перепрошуємо.
Elden Ring BOSS Homophobia Tier List
Вставка
- Опубліковано 14 сер 2024
- Part 2 of my Elden Ring Homophobia Tier Lists! I didn't include every boss, but work and school don't leave me with a lot of free time to begin with, and that would take forever lol.
Thank you for the ideas some of you gave, unfortunately I didn't end up using any I didn't already have written down, but I appreciate you!
Credit for the Ancestor Spirit quote is Lao Tzu btw!
Disclaimers: 00:00
F Tier 01:12
D Tier 04:19
C Tier 06:59
B Tier 09:29
A Tier 12:18
S Tier 15:10
The rest of it 18:02
#eldenring #gaming #fromsoftware #meme #lgbt #tierlist #ranked #soulsborne #darksouls #videogame
Hey y'all: Thank you so much for 1k subscribers!?!? I absolutely was not expecting this much of a positive reaction to my shitposts, and I am very flattered and happy that I could make so many of you laugh :)
Also btw if you comment any version of "based gideon" I'm deleting it so it's not taking up space from the actual good comments. If you're going to be homophobic, at least be creative with it for Marika's sake!
Yo, do you need any help with the dlc? I can only help if you're on pc however
i am on playstation unfortunately 😭, but i appreciate it! :)@Rettithestinker
@@skewclip damn, well good luck
You should do a coming out Version but instead of gay or bisexuel its being trans.ig thats a bit to repetitive tho and its just a idea. Idk if its a good one.just figured id put it out there
The godskin duo is your "single" uncle and his long term "roommate"
Like ornstein and smough but they try to keep it a secret
Confirmed bachelors
@@AC-hj9tv top tier perk in Fallout New Vegas, not only it's really good since most NPC's are male so they take the extra damage from the perk, but the dialogue options you get from it are really good
Lmfao this is amazing
gideon literally dies of madness if you grab his head seductively. turns out the only thing he didnt know was himself 😔
I think that the flame of frenzy and not the touch starvation that gets him.
@@JudgeNicodemusnah definitely the touch starvation that gets him
@@JudgeNicodemusthe frenzy does nothing, just the fire, which does very little damage compared to the sensual touching
I love Radahn's "quote" which implies you came out to a guy with literal brainrot 2 miles away from you and he somehow understood
"Hey! Im gay!" (in a faint voice)
"Hoawwwaharwrawawawhwwraaa"
You use the commander's standard but it's the bi pride flag
Given some of the DLC lore, Malenia may honestly be the most LGBTQ+ supportive person in the Lands Between. The most unhinged, too, but still most supportive.
She nuked Caelid and rotted Radahn just to help her brother get gay married. That's some dedication.
malenia is prob a lesbian. she gives off lesbian vibes and totally fucked finlay
Gay incest
I mean- Life Is Strange is basically this and it's almost ranked as a gay game, only difference is nuking a region for a gay brother or storm a city for a gay lover, so yeah
Elden Ring rn is an official gay game
Radagon should not have fucked himself
Let's not forget whatever Her and Finley had going on. Cause idk man. Finley had some gay tier dedication
I think we can all agree Bayle is extremely homophobic
Nah, Bayle is 100% gay. Igon was the homophobe hunting him.
CURSE YOUUUUUUU BAYYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEEE
Solid of scale you may be, foul dragon. BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN ASS!
I feel like Bayle is the Omnibigot. He's the biggest hater.
I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
poor morgott and his internalized homophobia due to religious trauma😔
I love the idea that Rykard is cool with gay people but he draws the line at Albinaurics
""Oh you're gay, that's lovely! So tell me, why are you sitting down? Are you one of those filthy leg-failers? Those frogfaces' first failed family? The [dear god rykard I don't think I can legally type that one]"
Hey, if it means you joining the serpent family, he’d be happy to support you
Someone needs to teach that man about intersectionality.
I mean, I kinda get it, but latenna though 😏
@@MirelurkMaster 😏
Morgott would be a pick-me gay who does podcasts with all his totally straight Golden Order bros telling them how he's all reformed
Lmao I love this
Noooooo, can’t wait for you to finish the dlc so mohg can beat the allegations 😭😭
Mohg was legitimately the hardest one for me to rank, because I know DLC spoilers and I was trying SO hard to not let them skew my tier list lmao
@@skewclipWill we have the updated list with the Power of brain wash?
I think you should also take into account Malenia being a deranged fujoshi for any doc tier list @@skewclip
Malenia would be another case of just saying “bitch me too, tf?” Honestly queen shit and im sad that the dlc revealed Miquella is both gay *and* homophobic 😔
Nah mohg still fit, even without brainwash
That grab attack the Black Knife Assassins do DEFINITELY awoken something in many Tarnished, regardless of sexuality...
"I just love the type of woman who will actually kill me."
She grabs me so tenderly, loving yet firm. How romantic. ❤
If only she planted a kiss instead of a knife- I I mean
Miquela, using foul sorcery to put the Shmooves on at least two of his brothers and divesting himself of his female form to do so:
"Behold the power of true Homosexuality! I will suffer NO Rival."
He's so real for that
Miquella, our resident problematic gay that we all love, (not by choice)
The Miquelester
Miquela in a nutshell: "Oh? You want to be in a yaoi harem anime? I shall grant thy wish. Oh, but unfortunately there can only be One protagonist, and that's ME" *pulls out his Haligtree and forcibly inducts you into his harem*
Imagine being so homosexual, you forcibly remove all of your femininity and try marrying the Lands Between's biggest hunk reborn into the body of the most blinged out sugar daddy in the lands.
Genuinely astonishing.
It was way too funny imagining Gideon viciously dropping the F-bomb in his Northern accent
I doubt Morgott would understand the concept without you telling him. And even then, he wouldn't murder you because you're gay, he would murder you because you're too close to the damn tree.
Oh my, it's Old Slabhead himself!
I like the internalized homophobia take though
@@genericcatgirl I don't quite get what you're trying to convey here. Are you accusing me of being homophobic...? I don't understand what part of my comment would lead you to that conclusion. Feel free to elaborate.
@@Crestfallen_Warrior I think the NPC ur using as ur profile pic is nicknamed "Old Slabhead."
also, I prefer the "internalized homophobia" take as well, but urs is also good.
@@artisan2906 I'm so confused. 💀 Did the other person try to disrespect me or not? Am I being stupid here? Can someone clue me in?
@@Crestfallen_Warrior People are saying that Morgott would be gay/bi but have internalized homophobia because it works as a parallel to him being Omen
my headcannon will always be that marika and rennala were so gay but I can totally see radagon being homophobic
A religious fundamentalist being homophobic? No way!!
It's like that "myth of consensual sex" meme where he's just screaming at the both of them that they might consent but HE DIDN'T...
Then why did radagon give her a dog, and why did she deface all the marika statues?
@darkmatter9643 tried making it seem like she was with radagon because of all the homophobia in the school.
@@darkmatter9643 rennala married radagon for marika and then got mad when her girlfriend cheated on her with himself idk dude it's just funny don't think too hard about it
i always thought that no duty, honor or simple respect could make Finlay carry a whole 2.5 ft woman in full armor while rotting for the whole land between without being in a deeply lesbian relationship with said woman
Ps: after the dlc we got some freaky stuff i have to say
Did you mean 2.5 meters?
@@spacemegalodon5049the tiniest malenia
We can have a little Malenia
As a treat
@@spacemegalodon5049 yes i mean that ofc. I tried for once to use imperial system but ofc I'm too European to understand it
That is what I am saying dude. No way there wasn't something there at least.
The only change I'd make to this is making Morgott/Margit Bi/Gay, which adds onto his whole thing of "fanboying for an order that hates him because he exists wrong."
And make him extra homophobic due to this internalized homophobia.
That would be an excellent addition, if I had any space left on that slide lol
morgott is suffering enought already
poor boy
but well, since radagon Is the Golden order and they are quite handsome (both him and Marika being the same being) it could be bi with a bit of Mesmer Mommy issue
Yeah that has always been canon
Mohg is definitely bi/gay we have only seen him simp for Miquella
The most homophonic people are closeted gays.
extremely based quotes made by the bosses
it hit me in the feels most when the tree sentinel said *homophobic neighing*
really showed the hate by him and his horse
Elemer doesn't care if your bisexual, he just wants you outta the castle
"I don't care who the Golden Order sends, I'm not paying my taxes!"
A true simp
Finally an Elden Ring tier list that's nothing but pure objective facts
Just doing my part for the lore community 😤
8:29 Small note about Placidusax, in the game files one head is called female and the other male. Meaning he is bi-gender and would probably support gay people.
He's still gonna fry your ass with the twin laser beams though
ooh very interesting!
We must also consider that at one point he had three more heads, meaning he could very possibly have been the secret penta-gender of legend
@@icetide9411 Placidusax had at least 4 heads in total, but BAYLE, VILE BAYLE!! TOOK TWO OFF HIS HEADS OUT!! CURSE YOUUUU BAYLEEEEEE!!!!!
@@icetide9411 Finally, the five genders, dragon heads 1-5
@@icetide9411 I think (s)he had 3 fem heads and 2 masc if I recall properly.
_"Some ratings may change after the DLC"_
I think Radagon would definately be the posterboy for Homophobic (Gay). Like we all know what he's doing on the side
Radagon is the type to go to the republican convention and then break Grider😂
"let me know if you need anything" is a hilarious response to coming out
It's like I just told her i have a migraine lol
wait wait, you wouldn't tell mohg? I guess he is probably being mind controlled but he's literally Satan _and_ a gay icon. I mean, he's basically the opposite of Morgott, and he's kind of like Rykard if he wasn't racist. He may be top 5 for me honestly.
The problem is that he's the kind of person who, as so as he found out you were gay would instantly go into ALL of the details of his and Miquela's relationship without letting you get a word in edgewise until the scars he left on your psyche scare you straight...
Absolutely!
Mohg is the polar opposite of his internalized homophobic brother.
If drag were a thing in the Lands Between, he'd have the most tryhard, c_ntiest look.
He'd, at all times, put on the most horrendous and overdone blackccent.
He'd be extremely bigoted against bi people for "not picking a side".
He'd call everyone either "girlypop" or "bit
Rickety Soldier of God is 100% gay in both senses of the word. I came across his arena on accident while exploring the DLC yesterday and dear god is that fight bad, I absolutely fucking DESPISE his 8'th phase where he teleports you to McDonalds and you have to fight Tokujiro the Glutton there, and what the FUCK is that 10'th phase???? WHY DO WE HAVE TO BUY KEYS TO OPEN LOOTBOXES TO DEAL DAMAGE TO HIM????? AND WHY IS THE CHANCE OF DEALING DAMAGE SO FUCKING LOW FOR GOD'S DAMN SAKE??????? Like BRO, people who say that Promised Consort Radahn is a badly designed bossfight have NOT fought Rickety Soldier of God, he is basically Rick the Soldier of God if he was a bad boasfight like oh my god man. When Miyazaki told us we'd get a secret optional Malenia-difficulty boss in the DLC I was NOT expecting it to be Rickety Soldier of God.
FACTS 👏👏👏
Have you made it to phase 11 yet, where rick soldier of god doxes you?
@@arandomkobold8403 Oh god, Rickety Soldier of God and Rick the Soldier of God join forces in the fight????
@@gunsevenwhillans420 yeah, it becomes a tag team boss fight
@@arandomkobold8403 Bro this boss gets worse and worse the more I learn about it!
I wanna mention for rennalla that rebirth lets you change your gender, making rennalla probably the best trans ally in the lands between
Obsessed with the idea of completely self-unaware Radagon
Radagon: "I just don't know where we went wrong! I mean, look at Ranni! I love her but she knows she and her tarnished girlfriend and all her edgy gay friends are going DIRECTLY against the church! That's why she wants to overthrow the greater will! To get MARRIED ☹️"
Also Radagon: *Marika's gay thoughts and gender feels made flesh*
Here to say that the valiant gargoyles are two dudes fused together, I can’t see them being anything other than supportive, they know very well how it feels to be inside of another man
Petition for a Bloodborne one.
Plenty of low hanging fruit, like Lady Maria's grab attack or Micolash's "sounds", but then it goes much deeper the wealthier of eyes you are. For instance, the Amygdalae, Ebrietas, the Winter Lanterns' grabs... and the Moon Presence's hug cutscene, which I can personally vouch on having awakened things in many.
Failing to mention Micolash's favorite spell was an unforgivable oversight on my part, now that I think about it.
Is this comment going to be the thing that makes me actually finish Bloodborne??
Do it. Do it for the working class.
(By the way, I apologize if I accidentally spoiled you on something here. Though things getting freaky overall should hardly be a surprise, or rare occurrence at that)
Up
The Doll is definitely supportive auntie. Lady "homosexual of the astral clocktower" Maria. Annalise is def bi, but like interested in weird hentai creatures type of bi. Logarius 100% biphobic gatekeeping bitter old gay.
I can almost count the pixels in some of these images 😭
graphic design is my passion 😌
A fair trade, removing the quality of the images to add to the quality of the pure facts being said 🗣️🗣️🗣️.
You said maliketh wears a crop top… I cant unsee that now because of you
There's a reason there's so much art of him and Blaidd together, y'know?
I LOVE LORETTA x FINLAY x MALENIA LMFAOOOO
BEST POLYCULE 🥰
if Malenia dug her she wouldn’t be stuck guarding the front of the Haligtree by herself lol
We need a spirit summon version of this now
Ooh good idea
@@skewclipmimic tear is #1 without a doubt
4:53 in defense of Rykard, that man had something FREAKY with Deadicar before they retconned him
Fun fact, Mohg’s voice actor is actually bisexual IRL.
Huh neat
Mohgged
Okay that's kinda funny, ngl
Mohggers
morgott the poor son of a family of religious fanatics where the father is a pastor and the mother secretly a schismatic, despite the rejection for the mere fact of existing he has made the rounds and has embraced his father's fanaticism (radagon because Marika is radagon and otherwise the joke makes no sense, I know that Morgott's father is Godfrey)
for me the crucible knights are like the guys that say that they are not gay but they are always groping each other's butt as a ''joke'' so i think they would be higher up on the list
Didn't the Demihuman Queen kick Boc out of their colony because he liked.... sewing
Yeah but I think they could come around to be more accepting!
I don't think so, Boc thinks highly of his mom, also the Queen is dead. The common demihumans bullied him.
Kind Miquella is taking notes.
*Miquellester
I just wanna mention that originally Daedicar, from the Daedicar's Woe talisman, was supposed to be a man who had an affair with Rykard (though was later changed to a woman just implied to have gotten it on with him), so I 100% believe Rykard is bisexual
Doesn't excuse the racism,.but its something
The damn sound effects IM IN TEARSS 😭😭
thank you thank you, i put great thought into each bonk and metal sheet wobble 😌
I was doing an Elden Ring run at some point and got quite upset at Radagon, so every time I died to him, I decided to write a mean tweet about him. I'm pretty sure I called him homophobic in at least one of them, and this is just strengthening my opinion.
It's good to know I was correct.
Relatable lmao
@@skewclip
He simply shouldn't spam projectiles and AOEs like that, if he doesn't wanna be slandered online.
Plot twist, Maliketh doesn't actually wear the crop-top armor most of the time, he was just planning to test the waters with the Tarnished, but then he got obliterated.
Being the shadow of Marika and her clusterfvck of a sexuality will change a (beast)man
I think Radagon would probably be up in C tier because he is both Marika and himself at the same time, making their marriage slightly trans/queer coded. He would probably still be a little homophobic, but the confusion of being with himself would probably sway him a little bit.
I feel like the NPC list should be altered slightly, D (one killed by Fia) is implied to have had a history with Rogier. d (one who kills Fia) however, is definetly slightly homophobic.
I feel like the omenkillers wouldn't be homphobic but since they take angry drugs, they would use "gay" as a slur. C tier
for the tear mimic, you are facing your fears, you have finally decided to unite from the closet and the only thing you are missing is facing yourself and overcoming catharsis. I would say that he is the most supportive boss of all because he gives you the last push you needed or the most repressive one since he represents you who oppose yourself but since the tear is a mindless reflex I would say the second, of fears irrationals that stop you and damage you, once defeated your arcana increases (the helmet actually has an introspective power) and you get the object for rebirth so you are metaphorically reborn
There's actually evidence in the lore that Radagon was not the hardcore golden order fanatic we think he is, since he apparently tried keeping the family together after it splintered due to different beliefs. He even reached out to Miquella and was on good terms with him even after he straight up created a rival organization, even going as far as creating a spell that aligned with Miquella's new beliefs.
On the other hand, Radahn was absolutely a hardcore conservative golden order fanatic
Godrick is repressed and has a secret drag club. Both for queens, kings, and for racing birds
Literally just found your channel only an hour ago. What perfect timing
Hell yeah! :)
yes
Rykard used to be bisexual before a patch changed an item description saying someone he was with was a man to it was a women,it also might be raya's mom,so I guess that's why,that or he just doesn't want his wife to know
9:45 Ah, a fellow Skyrim player, I see. I think it must've been the wind to give you the inspiration for that line.
actually, a mysterious voice yelled "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON 🗣🗣🗣" at me and i was inspired!
After DLC Miquella and his squad gonna need a tier of their own
Messmer's in that tier where you don't wanna come out because he has internalized homophobia but not in the aggressive way. He doesn't say anything but he lowers the vibes of the room with how uncomfortable he is
The Malenia quote got me real good
Just found this channel today and am eagerly awaiting the next ranking. Good stuff.
Thank you! DLC ranking should be up by this weekend :)
0:09 Whos this handsome genleman in the corner 👀
Hmmm I wonder
not even 1 minute in and i'm already crying laughing, as someone who doesn't know jack about elden ring this made me want to play it even more, thank you so much for this gold mine
I'm so glad you like it, and yes I very much recommend elden ring, it is a fantastic game! :)
Commander Gaius is always so happy to see me~
The guy sweeps me off my feet everytime...
“He’ll still try to skewer you, not because you’re gay but because you’re annoying” is going into my box of quotables. Also Godfrey would be a great ally to have, he would admire the bravery of being proud.
I'd argue Godfrey didn't want to let his Omen kids get sent into the sewers but due to Marika and her scary racism aura he had no choice, he still sneaks and helps his kids from time to time, a genuinely good dad that unfortunately can't do anything about helping his kids which well, one became a crazy Golden Order simp...
(Spoilers!)
And the other got mind raped by a gay shota, which is bad, but not only that, it also ruined his reputation causing him to be put into a two year long court case causing him massive financial damage which forced his followers to go become mercenaries to fund the lawyers, even after that, he gets his body stolen and be used to revive Radahn which Miquella, Miquelested without his consent, very uncool.
But yeah, when your wife is a girlboss Goddess who is super racist, you can't really do much even if you try to be a loving father.
Yeah, I mean, Marika literally turned one of her most well loved children into the figurehead for a genocide against a race she hated (justifiably for once), just because he had a big snake that scared some people. And the race she wanted genocided were identical to her children by Godfrey.
Getting the kids to the sewers probably seemed like a really good outcome to Godfrey, all things considered...
12:12 what do think ordovis and the other knight are doing all day in that tomb?
Before it begins
For me Rykard would be number 1
Freaky Blasphemous bi king
Who loves vore too, cool snake man
Rennala would say “so do you want to learn magic now? Gays love magic. Maybe you’ll find a cute twink and be reborn as a happy Tarnished.”
Best video I've ever watch, funny enough i had this exact same conversation with a friend but abou MGR Bosses
The skew, the clip, the legend has blessed us once more
I feel like Godrick might be homophobic, but he would actually be really supportive of trans people because surely they must appreciate the art of grafting, to wish for their most intimate of places to be swapped and changed.
This makes... way too muh sense honestly. Well done lmao
THANK YOU for saying what we were all thinking. Malenia is SOOOOOOO in a lesbian relationship with Finlay.
also malenia is trans for sure :3
I can't wait for the DLC homophobia rankings. I hope you beat it soon
Vykes… bestie?? yeah… yeah let’s go with that… please do not the dragon
Passes the Harkness test.
Maliketh with his crop top 😳
this was... definitely one of the tier lists of all time...
This has been the most entertainment i have had in weeks, thanks
Godfrey would not be homophobic because of his lion holding him back, but when he tears it off and becomes hoarah loux you know he’s going to describe you with every slur invented
Elden beast is not homophobic, because Marika and Ymir exist. And Ymir just wants to be a good mother, and I love that for him.
Oh also Miquella is gay while the Golden order was at its prime and the fingers chose him, Rani, Malenia, and Marika.
Not me actually feeling the warm fuzzies IRL by Godfrey saying "thy strength befits a crown" in this context
This MIGHT be the best video ever concieved?? What??? I love this
Thank you youtube algoritm, bahahahaha
YESSSSS FINALLY!
Can’t wait until you finish the dlc! 😄
I spent all my recent free time on this video, but now that it's done I will hopefully have time to actually play! I am very excited too, it has been great so far :)
LET'S GOOOO IM CACKLING THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD :D
no way i teechnically called #1😭
Giving Vyke the Dovahkiin line is so near and dear to my heart, I can't stop cry laughing skahdkajsgksaj
"Tarnished, what is your business with these restrooms...?"
This is how im picking my favourite and least favourite bosses
i love your sense of humor and your voice so much, definitely earned a new sub!!
looking forward to whatever you do next !
thank you so much, that means a lot! And I should have a dlc tier list out in the next week or so :)
i find it very funny that this is suggesting you have to come out to the bosses as you enter their arena to see their reaction
"No, no you misunderstand, I'm announcing my name.
Yeah, my NAME is Gaylord, I am not a gay lord.
I mean.
I am gay, but not a lord yet. You know?
... Yes, I know it's a weird name TODAY. Back in the day, it was a perfectly normal name to call your child, I swear."
"Hey malenia. I'm ga-"
*head gets chopped off*
I feel Gideon would be accepting in your face then have you killed later on
Godrick would be the most hate-filled, even though hes probablt closeted
I think Morgott wouldn't care, as long as you and your partner are Golden Order fanboys as well
i love how this tier list is half lore-based, and half "this boss sucks and i hate it, therefor homophobic" lol
Okay I actually love fighting Margit and Morgott lol, but you are completely correct regarding piss godfrey 💀
The ancestor spirit makes sense. Also, that's probably the only boss that made me sad when I killed it.
*(smacks lips)*
*Noice*
Miquella is my favorite femboy rep right now
THE MOHGLESTER HAS BECOME THE MOHGLESTED!!
NOOOO Morgott is NOT homophobic I REFUSE to believe it
been waiting for this
Okay. Here is my case for Miquella in the dlc. Spoilers, obviously.
Miquella runs the haligtree, a refuge for the denizens of the lands between who have been hurt by the golden orders dogma, he started his pursuit of unalloyed gold and had left the golden for one reason, because he wanted nothing more than to help his sister (whom we all know is a lesbian). He loves her dearly, and that love is the reason he is where he is now.
He also has the second identity of Saint Trina, who is explicitly stated as female in the dlc. During and before the ecents of the dlc, we find miquella tossing aside parts of themself across the land of shadow, including their love, which is saint trina (by the way Miquella's love being represented by an explicitly female self is incredibly transgender)
So, pre dlc, I'd say they'd be the best for coming out to. Hell they'd even give you hormones if you came out as trans. DURING the dlc however, they probably won't care and then Leda kills you because shes definitely homophobic and doesn't want gay people talking to miquella
Also estrogen would've saved miquella without a doubt
Tibia Mariner I feel should be a few spaces higher for lore reasons as their loneliness tending graves helped them develope their necromantic abilities, so they'd be pretty desperate for more friends regardless of their sexuality
Why is this such a good lore video
my new favorite boss is piss godfrey
In a deleted item description it literally states that Rykard had an affair with one of his councilmen
These are really entertaining. I hope you make 2 more for the dlc npcs and bosses, maybe even some more for other games :)
I have a DLC boss/npc video I'm working on right now, and plan to do Elden Ring spirit ashes and bloodborne characters next! :)
Can't wait for it!