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19:00 can’t believe you would call me out specifically for this ,,,

Transfem Thiollier lets gooooo 🎉🎉🎉

This is genuinely so funny. Incredibly accurate thank you for making this comprehensive list XD

I kinda wanna see a bloodborne one. Adella is absolutely a closeted lesbian with internalised homophobia

I love all the "not smart enough to be homophobic and just kill everyone."

Blackgaol knight is a hardcore conservative American??? Tf??? Bro just showed you up and you invented an evil backstory for him

I love powerpoint style videos 😭😭

Count Ymir is a closeted trans fem prove me wrong. He refers to himself as the MOTHER of fingers, not the father of fingers.

I’m only here to find out if rogier is in the cool section. HE IS! THATS MY BOY!

D’s hatred of the dead isn’t bigoted. It’s warranted

Wtf man

But i could fix Morgott, just trust

Nah, twin maiden husks are definitely banging

Seluvis would just stare very hard at You and a vein would pop up with a cartoon sound

Thiollier is a dude??? Unless im missing something

Igon went in a gang bang with 20 men after he knew bayle was homophobic.

I have to harshly disagree with your opinion on Gideon, he is 100% bisexual. He might be a bit homophobic, but that’s mostly because he’s been too busy studying nerd shit for the last who the fuck knows how long to realize that yeah. Some words and phrases are offensive now.

Preemptively saying if ranni, millicent and Alexander aren't the top 3 I'm eating someone. Edit: I have decided on seluvis. Fucker deserves it anyway

....I'm baffled that you took the time out of your life to rank NPCs of Elden Ring on something that is not even mentioned once in the universe. All these lines were painful to listen to, especially the higher the tiers. Of all the things you could've ranked or done a video on you chose something that is so 21st Century American as "ranking NPCs on how homophobic they are". Something that is never once brought up. In fact it seems like a totally non-issue in the Lands Between and the Shadow Realm because Miquella's king consort, ie, his husband, is his own half brother Radahn. So in a fantastical world where people have sex with their physical other half and outer gods infest people with rot; same-sex couples is so low on the list of problems that the Nox haven't dug that deep into the earth yet.

Tanith is the consort to Blasphemy itself. Why would she event REMOTELY care about homosexuality when she symbolizes the acceptance of atypical nature to its extreme. Hell, she's found eating her husband's monstrous, deformed corpse, and oversaw Daedicar having grotesque children (the Man Serpents) with the God Devouring Serpent. There is no universe where she is against homosexuality.

Goldmask took me out ngl

My only complaint is that it's heavily implied that all the Inquisitors are women, which I feel like could change the vibes on how you'd rank Jori. otherwise this was great 10/10

I don’t think Devonia’s gender is ever stated btw! The name certainly sounds more feminine but I hc them as enby lmao

Ranni should be S tier we're literally married

messmer do be a baddie tho

Moore probably isn’t even a person, I suspect he is a forager brood under that big armor.

12:24 nope they are in their underwear with bags on their heads, soooo yeah, definitely gay.

I have to disagree about leda. I think she is so in denial about miquella that she thinks she can still get with him. terf vibes all around also

Malenia 🔥🔥

content has really evolved, huh..

I’ve never seen a human sound more like an ai than an ai

You should do DMC next, lot to talk about there.

Its been a month and we already need another dlc 💀💀💀

I don't think you properly understood Jarren's quest. Dudes also openly in love with Radahn

Author's barely disguised crush on Millicent (can't blame you tbh)

The only one I don't agree with is Tanith. She seems like she would make for a caring mother figure tbh Seeing how she was about Zorayas, and her alternative existence (being a snake and all that.) This cracked me up a whole lot more than it should have, but I also remember a LOT of these reactions from my own experiences. Good one! 10/10

"mother of fingers", "patron saint of lesbians" I see what you did there

Ensha will try to kill you, but not bc you're gay ❤

sorry, too busy shipping ansbach with mohg to even think about wanting to date him, actually!

fucked up about the Grandam. this is ruining my day. she's not homophobic, just a SWERF 💔

Hornsent has a wife and a kid

seluvis is both the gayest and most homophobic character

THANK YOU

BAYLE doesn’t care, he just angry

The only elden ring tier list that matters

This video is great. Made me laugh many times.

I don’t know why but if Bayle could speak he would absolutely be the most bigoted Fromsoft boss

18:59 I had the comment "I wanna fuck sir ansbach so bad" typed out and ready before even hearing this

god you're so right about thiollier

Another banger! Had me rolling multiple times