Top 10 Ways to Survive an Alien Invasion

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  • @matthewclarkson8648
    @matthewclarkson8648 7 років тому +133

    No. 10... be peaceful
    No. 9... GRAB A WEAPON... A BIG ONE

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 6 років тому +5

      In America we call that the ole' one-two punch

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 років тому

      P1000 intensifies

    • @nolansaylor7710
      @nolansaylor7710 5 років тому +1

      The order was indeed bad... but in the words of Theodore Roosevelt "speak softly and carry a big stick" If you can't fight back then you are not the one choosing peace and will be dead if it falls through.

    • @georgec.richard6430
      @georgec.richard6430 4 роки тому

      This was great, thanks, I have been researching "horror movie survival guide" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Ryanzon Survival Genie - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some amazing things about it and my mate got great results with it.

  • @theenderlord7647
    @theenderlord7647 7 років тому +61

    Call The Avengers?
    worked in 2012

  • @kaldin111
    @kaldin111 7 років тому +71

    i don't mind ads
    I don't mind buffers
    but when an ad buffers, I suffer

  • @animatoronstrike6988
    @animatoronstrike6988 7 років тому +702

    I thought all we needed was a wall and we'll make the Aliens pay for it.

    • @wesleygaray2666
      @wesleygaray2666 7 років тому +18

      Trump way is the only way

    • @animatoronstrike6988
      @animatoronstrike6988 7 років тому +18

      +wesley garay Meanwhile the SJW liberals would create a bunch of propaganda videos presenting the aliens as poor/hopeless families just searching for a new place to live when in fact most are single grown men looking for that sweet Welfare (history repeats itself when you don't learn from it).

    • @wesleygaray2666
      @wesleygaray2666 7 років тому +3

      +Animator On Strike hmm either makes me feel screwed

    • @wesleygaray2666
      @wesleygaray2666 7 років тому +4

      +Geoffrey Lane that would explain why they are gonna pay for it

    • @i_georgiequest_i4160
      @i_georgiequest_i4160 7 років тому +2

      Animator On Strike omg that's so true go America

  • @jacobdragonblood1217
    @jacobdragonblood1217 7 років тому +17

    funny how with "be peaceful" they showed the scene from mars attacks when hippies went and caused a interplanetary war XD

  • @AKUNJIG
    @AKUNJIG 7 років тому +51

    If Aliens did come, the Paranoia from watching all these Movies will make us Shoot First.

    • @ddavis5708
      @ddavis5708 7 років тому +1

      Anew-Wiseman well dhu they are trying to make us paranoid

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 років тому

      No sjit

  • @DerpADuhThatsMe
    @DerpADuhThatsMe 7 років тому +46

    won't the aliens just click on this video?

    • @theo9108
      @theo9108 7 років тому +4

      ... shit

    • @savannah198
      @savannah198 7 років тому +2

      Were screwed...

    • @nahomt.teferra446
      @nahomt.teferra446 7 років тому +1

      WE already did..... Wait for us

    • @anasfarhan3756
      @anasfarhan3756 4 роки тому +1

      @Eduard Kung But they can see the subtitle on this video and translate i🙁

  • @lillordakira9752
    @lillordakira9752 7 років тому +55

    If you can beat them, join them. Until you take their weapons.

    • @animatoronstrike6988
      @animatoronstrike6988 7 років тому +6

      +Lil Lord Akira 97 (cough) Battlefield Earth.... just saying.

    • @victorpeterson3502
      @victorpeterson3502 7 років тому +3

      Lil Lord Akira 97 can't*

    • @TheYedad
      @TheYedad 7 років тому +2

      Lil Lord Akira 97 and what if the have weapons like in district 9

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 4 роки тому +1

      *_G R A M M A R 1 0 0_*

    • @JJM8043
      @JJM8043 Рік тому

      Aliens wouldn't let you join them.

  • @gionova1
    @gionova1 7 років тому +17

    1. Build a Deathstar
    2. Build a backup Deathstar
    3. Fuck shit up

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 7 років тому

      alberto sanchez except that didn't work so well for the Empire

  • @JW-ZeroSpyderW
    @JW-ZeroSpyderW 7 років тому +80

    GO ULTIMATE ARNOLD MODE.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому +1

      Jack Waters
      Yes!

    • @kayebeeny5478
      @kayebeeny5478 6 років тому

      From the magic school bus?

    • @ebgamer7314
      @ebgamer7314 6 років тому

      Jack Waters .kighthn iko

    • @Haal96
      @Haal96 6 років тому

      No go supa sayin

  • @kelionpro9612
    @kelionpro9612 7 років тому +61

    Wow thx WatchMojo,this top 10 could actually be useful in the future.#TerrestrialTop10

  • @nates.9260
    @nates.9260 7 років тому +58

    Best way is to give them free candies 😉

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus 7 років тому +2

      Free candies loaded with Ex-Lax.

  • @allen604
    @allen604 7 років тому +10

    Surrender should at least be an honorable mention

    • @duomaxwell6523
      @duomaxwell6523 3 роки тому

      You may be right...
      ...if you're French, that is.

  • @TheSentinel091482
    @TheSentinel091482 7 років тому +48

    When you realize this video is based on ZERO facts.

    • @rainf8
      @rainf8 7 років тому +2

      Sentinel HDD Of course not, what do you think they are? Aliens?

    • @ryanalonso9196
      @ryanalonso9196 7 років тому

      Sentinel HDD true its possible that we have all ready been invaded since the amount of siteings has dramatically increased since the 50s

  • @Cgreen123
    @Cgreen123 7 років тому +1

    10 Cloverfield Lane was one of my favorite movies ever. So well done and tense.

  • @BonkBro
    @BonkBro 5 років тому +4

    Ailens: *Invade Earth*
    God And Jesus: Fine I'll do it myself...

  • @laurascott2767
    @laurascott2767 7 років тому +25

    Say cunning linguist one more time. Hacks.

  • @fightsmart6836
    @fightsmart6836 7 років тому +29

    I don't believe in aliens but I am still watching this because I'm bored.

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus 7 років тому +5

      The aliens don't care if you believe in them. Well actually they prefer it that way because you'll be easier to anal probe by surprise.

    • @fightsmart6836
      @fightsmart6836 7 років тому +2

      Cryptonymicus i am beginning to think that u r one of them..

    • @ianchandler4649
      @ianchandler4649 7 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @peteypiranha6813
      @peteypiranha6813 7 років тому +9

      Well the reason I kinda believe aliens is because why would there be only life on earth? I mean there are so many planets and galaxies and space is huge, so why would there only be humans and animals?

    • @Iampeeb
      @Iampeeb 6 років тому +1

      Well, there is aliens. Hell, we found them. They were microbe lifeforms but they're still life from another planet.

  • @nandikawickremasinghe6310
    @nandikawickremasinghe6310 3 роки тому +1

    Peace is never an option. Create your own badass tech before they even think of

  • @ziyedboukabara7607
    @ziyedboukabara7607 7 років тому +1

    You should do Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocolypse

  • @sushimate1
    @sushimate1 7 років тому +15

    "Top 10 Ways to Survive an Alien Invasion" - Any species that has conquered interstellar travel to the levels of being able to invade entire planets, will have weapons we cannot fathom, or defend against. There would be zero chance of us overcoming.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 років тому +2

      Sushi even the military agrees with that

    • @gamingcreatesworlddd2425
      @gamingcreatesworlddd2425 3 роки тому +1

      @@mlpfanboy1701 they don't even need to be militarily advanced all they nerd is throwing asteroids

    • @justamoroccandude2588
      @justamoroccandude2588 3 роки тому +1

      it will be like USA vs Taliban
      we should fight like taliban hide strike fast hide again

    • @pelicanchampion8629
      @pelicanchampion8629 3 роки тому +1

      Keep in mind that technological superiority does not always mean an immediate win. If that was the case, a lot of the fighting would be guerilla style.

    • @professionalfurret
      @professionalfurret 3 роки тому +1

      @@pelicanchampion8629 It does when the technological gap is gargantuan.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 років тому +2

    1. Run in the shadow of the falling alien aircraft.
    _Wait..._

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 7 років тому +549

    The best way is to not take advice from WatchMojo

    • @thegraphixsword735
      @thegraphixsword735 7 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @TheShinbotatron
      @TheShinbotatron 7 років тому +4

      Member Berry member independence day....member 😂

    • @Wardell43
      @Wardell43 7 років тому +5

      Let's go Caitlyn! Your driving!

    • @brokenbridge6316
      @brokenbridge6316 7 років тому +2

      You guys are being too harsh.

    • @hollowfist9072
      @hollowfist9072 7 років тому +3

      Good joke but this was actually pretty good advice while being logical fucking idiot hater

  • @vanssan1414
    @vanssan1414 7 років тому

    watch mojo makes my day love it

  • @Illuminat3d
    @Illuminat3d 7 років тому +6

    *#1 Resistance is futile*

  • @Cytron1515
    @Cytron1515 6 років тому +3

    Also to add one: Study the aliens' tactics, their movements, and strategies to possibly anticipate how or when they're gonna strike next.

  • @zyx-tudooubetatestchannel539
    @zyx-tudooubetatestchannel539 7 років тому +1

    Thank you! This helps a lot!!!!!

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 7 років тому +44

    Conversation between President Trump and the alien ambassador:
    "We'll help to stop climate change and solve your social issues if you share you knowledge and history with us".
    "Climate change? Social issues? Fake news, it's all perfect, I'm perfect, I'm the greatest. Btw, we are at war now, so terrific".

    • @anamelesstrooper6284
      @anamelesstrooper6284 7 років тому +8

      Aww you guys are still bitter. All that your constant complaints are showing is that you are childish and refuse to accept when something doesn't go your way. So suck it up and stop sucking yourself off.

    • @aleksbb2537
      @aleksbb2537 7 років тому +4

      A NamelessTrooper thank you finally someone accepts the truth and stops being childish about trump. Anyway trump is better than Clinton

    • @reychop
      @reychop 7 років тому +3

      A NamelessTrooper it is childish to not accept the results of the election. To keep silent when the politician denies science and remove your health care is just cowardice.

  • @redrockseven9114
    @redrockseven9114 7 років тому +1

    If they are really more advanced and hostile, it would be impossible in most cases. It would become an extinction event. Let's hope they aren't hostile and avoid hostility until they attack us.

  • @Lily_260
    @Lily_260 7 років тому +1

    #10 be peaceful, followed by #9 get a weapon, very helpful.

  • @lorddraco1359
    @lorddraco1359 7 років тому

    Great Video, From The Hollow Earth.

  • @sparkydoodle696
    @sparkydoodle696 7 років тому

    Finally! Something useful!

  • @ComradeDragon1957
    @ComradeDragon1957 7 років тому +2

    Assuming that Aliens are anything like we've seen in the movies.

  • @laughtoohard9655
    @laughtoohard9655 7 років тому

    The Day the Earth Stood Still, considering it was made in 1951, is by far the best SciFi movie ever made.

  • @ronalduittenbroek3351
    @ronalduittenbroek3351 7 років тому +11

    We need a strong group of futuristic soldiers

  • @Curt_Randall
    @Curt_Randall 7 років тому +3

    I think the high school writers for this video's script wanted to see how many times they could get Rebecca to say "cunning linguist". Somewhere, they are laughing like Beavis and Butthead right now.

  • @804va5
    @804va5 6 років тому

    This is more practical than a zombie apocalypse in 2019 bc they have been finding some wild shit here lately

  • @chrisb6990
    @chrisb6990 7 років тому +1

    I like how you think theres going to be a mothership then you said "MAYBE HUMANS CAN FIND A WAY TO DESTROY IT" im pretty sure if they can come to earth one tiny mistake in there ship would be non existent

  • @Diamond-ml8fk
    @Diamond-ml8fk 7 років тому

    very nice! HAPPY UFO DAY!

  • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
    @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 6 років тому

    The Day The Earth Stood Still is never going to get old.

  • @krishanubanerjee6955
    @krishanubanerjee6955 6 років тому +1

    Could you go easy on the "cunning linguist" please? Every time I hear it, I keep getting flashes of Tomorrow Never Dies!!! :P

  • @thesolomongiles
    @thesolomongiles 7 років тому

    Last time I was this early this Chanel was called Viewmojo

  • @gurjinderkaur9363
    @gurjinderkaur9363 4 роки тому

    Thx for the advice.

  • @SyncCodmLive
    @SyncCodmLive 4 роки тому

    peace nice...we will be in pieces the next second..Bravo best tips..

  • @hydrolito
    @hydrolito 7 років тому

    I put Mosquito dunks in the swamp to keep the invading mosquitos out. Wearing mosquito repellent can help also.

  • @Narco274
    @Narco274 7 років тому +1

    Next video: Top 10 Ways to Survive WatchMojo's Top 10 Ways to Survive Videos

  • @jeffismywaifu4093
    @jeffismywaifu4093 7 років тому +5

    "Destroy the Mother ship"
    Oh yeah that really sounds easy,I'm sure they dont protect it.

  • @GodzillaGamerITA
    @GodzillaGamerITA 7 років тому

    and even if with no possibilities to invade us someone invade us, WE'LL CALL THE MAGIKARPS TO HELP US

  • @anonymous4213
    @anonymous4213 7 років тому +11

    there is no way of surviving it since we dont nowbwhat theyvare capable of

    • @brokenbridge6316
      @brokenbridge6316 7 років тому

      Jc sensation---this video is not perfect, it's only meant to give you some idea's on what to do. I choose to believe that should space aliens invade with the intent to conquer or destroy us, we'll figure out the best ways to fight them.

  • @jessali_
    @jessali_ 7 років тому

    So my Linguistics degree may actually come in handy one day. Awesome! :D

  • @stealthboy316
    @stealthboy316 7 років тому

    I like that at the beginning of the video you talk of peace but ended it with calling them"alien bastards".

  • @elchungo5026
    @elchungo5026 7 років тому +12

    #1- watch the x files

  • @unbeatenlake790
    @unbeatenlake790 7 років тому +11

    Step 1: fill bucket of water
    Step 2: throw bucket at alien and watch it die in pain and misery, but only to find out that they were friendly and were trying to save the world but because it of you, you ended humanity because you threw a bucket at them.

    • @kingcrimson293
      @kingcrimson293 7 років тому +2

      The UnbeatenLake but what if they like water and drink it?

  • @coreysweet8990
    @coreysweet8990 7 років тому +38

    1. Sell out the human race and become a pet.

  • @jennygholson33
    @jennygholson33 7 років тому +1

    Scary list

  • @Kexter
    @Kexter 7 років тому +2

    If Aliens are bad...They would've been took over...

  • @IsabelleSudler-y6m
    @IsabelleSudler-y6m Місяць тому

    "Be peaceful" yeah, right. Usually, peace doesn't work out by a long shot.😂😂😅

  • @awesomises
    @awesomises 7 років тому

    When Aliens can find us and we can't find them, it's disconcerting enough to think their technology's better isn't it.

  • @AlChestBreachFan7
    @AlChestBreachFan7 7 років тому

    Makes comment about how WatchMojo is running out of ideas. Still watches ever video. sickk

  • @readingwithelizabeth993
    @readingwithelizabeth993 6 років тому

    All I know is that sometime in my life, they'll come for me. One of my closest friends had an encounter, and I'm just waiting for them to come get me.

  • @richardloh2715
    @richardloh2715 4 роки тому +1

    alien invasion??? two words...technology.....advanced...by the time we discover aliens, it may be too late.

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret 7 років тому

    "How about 'be a cunning linguist'?"
    "...why? That's kind of a weird thing to say."
    "Just...just put it there. And say it as many times as possible."
    "Alright, if you're sure..."

  • @mrsperfectlyfine450
    @mrsperfectlyfine450 7 років тому

    This is so strange cause I had several nightmares last night about aliens

  • @Shearper2
    @Shearper2 7 років тому +4

    what if one wanted to join the aliens in their goals?

  • @PreciseAce
    @PreciseAce 7 років тому +2

    OHH! DO A "10 reasons WatchMojo Is running out of ideas!"

  • @elchungo5026
    @elchungo5026 7 років тому +1

    Nonononono watchmojo, to stop the aliens, we need cheeto Jesus!

  • @amankamdar9948
    @amankamdar9948 3 роки тому +1

    Prepare some highly trained winter soldiers like we see in marvel movies.

  • @amari5886
    @amari5886 7 років тому

    "Obtain a weapon"
    Wow, never thought of that!

  • @Human_01
    @Human_01 7 років тому +2

    Aliens; can travel through the galaxy, have access to faster than light travel. Can probably terraform planets.
    vs
    WatchMojo's advice.
    I doubt any of their advice will come in handy e.g. if an Alien can navigate across space with pin point accuracy, what makes you think moving to the country-side will fool them? I mean, if they had a sat-nav then that would be one thing xD

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 6 років тому +1

    “In a world filled with extraterrestrials” isn’t that statement itself a contradiction?

  • @StanAlter
    @StanAlter 7 років тому

    The aliens have no desire to attack earth. All they have to do is sit back and wait for humans to destroy each other.

  • @zulzmei
    @zulzmei 7 років тому

    aliens would most likely ignore our existance, same way we ignore ants

  • @gerardorodriguez7500
    @gerardorodriguez7500 7 років тому +2

    Top 10 Yu-Gi-Oh! Villains

  • @laurentgriffon698
    @laurentgriffon698 6 років тому

    My personal choices : The invasion of the body snatchers (1956 with Kevin Mc Carthy), The war of the worlds (1953 by Byron Haskin), Earth vs Flying Saucer, The Andromeda Strain, The Stuff (Larry Cohen 1985), Night of the living dead (George Romero 1968 - The resurection of the dead is provoqued by alien radiations bring back in atmosphere by a earth ship back from Venus)...

  • @stm9431
    @stm9431 7 років тому +1

    I'd say the most probable alien invasion is one similar to the Covenant in the Halo series. Except we don't have a single badass that stopped many major threats. So get too work on that world.

  • @raph2k01
    @raph2k01 7 років тому

    If aliens could come here they would get absolutely nothing from our destruction. I mean come on, their tech would be so far ahead that they could probably do everything we dream of.

  • @tiffsaver
    @tiffsaver 5 років тому

    The "best" way to survive an alien attack would to be to dig a 100' deep hole in the middle of nowhere, jump in it, and never come out. No worries.

  • @ashwath.prakash
    @ashwath.prakash 7 років тому

    make top 10 ways to survive zombie apocalypse

  • @AcidRa1nn
    @AcidRa1nn 7 років тому

    you know the saying. "if you can't beat them. join em"

  • @tucker6427
    @tucker6427 7 років тому

    More reasons to master how to make a fire extinguisher flamethrower. Yes, that's possible and it's cool.

  • @JetBazooka21
    @JetBazooka21 7 років тому

    saw thumbnail from 10 cloverfield lane...great film

  • @wawau1232
    @wawau1232 7 років тому +2

    I fell like number one should have been call fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 7 років тому

    There's only ONE WAY to survive ...
    Just wake up and promise yourself NOT to take drugs again.

  • @mrfuzzyibrows
    @mrfuzzyibrows 7 років тому +2

    the choice is clear. we need to build a space wall

  • @andrewma9682
    @andrewma9682 7 років тому +3

    Everyone on youtube is uploading so much about aliens. Coincidence? I think not.

  • @frederikb1317
    @frederikb1317 7 років тому

    The scene from Harry Potter used in #5 Find a way to hide/camouflage is from chambers of secrets, not prisoner of Azkaban

  • @katprime2386
    @katprime2386 7 років тому

    What if an alien war comes down to earth and you had to pick sides between the peaceful aliens and the ill tempered aliens?

  • @Parth3399
    @Parth3399 7 років тому

    do Top 10 Ways to Survive WatchMojo Videos

  • @MG_
    @MG_ 7 років тому +1

    They forgot to add a an honorable mention: Surrender to the aliens so that they don't kill you if its an option. XD

    • @jaysinha0
      @jaysinha0 2 роки тому

      Then they can eat you...🙂

  • @rosestargirl4028
    @rosestargirl4028 6 років тому +1

    It April 18 2018 people are saying aliens are gonna invade the world😨😱

  • @igniii3348
    @igniii3348 7 років тому +3

    #10-1: Aliens will never invade earth

  • @IronHusky81
    @IronHusky81 7 років тому

    Going to a military base with other survivors just makes you fish in a barrel

  • @animeshdwivedi9966
    @animeshdwivedi9966 7 років тому

    And even if they were able to find us,the first thing that they would do was to tell their mates at their planet that they have found us and call for reinforcements.

  • @TheBigYosh
    @TheBigYosh 5 років тому

    Me: sees UFO
    Me again: naw I’m out

  • @benjamin3813
    @benjamin3813 7 років тому +1

    "Give peace a chance, #9 obtain a weapon" welp i think that'll cancel out #10...smfh

  • @KashouWannabe
    @KashouWannabe 7 років тому

    XCOM has prepared me for this moment.
    Real life uses time units, right?

  • @bmonemo2213
    @bmonemo2213 6 років тому

    No step 1. Peaceful
    Step 2. Build a giant robot like in Pacific Rim

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 7 років тому

    What if the aliens were just coming over from Mars to ask for a cup of sugar?

  • @HeWhoFlewFromInwood
    @HeWhoFlewFromInwood 3 роки тому +1

    Humanity has completely failed the planet and needs some help from beyond

  • @weisonsh
    @weisonsh 7 років тому +4

    when you run out of ideas