What's hilarious that not many realize is that when he says to take a 5 minute break, we don't see them again for the next 5 minutes after they cut to Lone Star.
@luke wilson would you believe Elon Musk engineer design the next technology behind this movie call the Plaid Powertrain? Going into their newest models like SUV X, M. S. S. vehicles.
Was Rick Moranis gay? He has the perfect name for it. Actually Dick Moranis slightly better. I'm going to call the bar right now and see if he is there.
Aside from this and the GhostBusters films the other movies I've seen with Rick Mora is was Honey I shrunk the kids,Honey I blew up the Kid,The Flintstones,Little Giants,Little Shop of Horrors,My Blue Heaven,Parenthood,Brewster's Millions and Club Paradise.
I love the "Cancel the three ring circus" line. You think it's just a throwaway gag line and then at the end of the film a bear and the bearded lady show up, obviously being attractions from the circus.
Can anybody explain this joke? I'm not a native speaker and I suspect it's some kind of slang or double meaning? Which then is followed by an actual plaid pattern.
Still cracks me up. Love the idea that while you're traveling through pinstripe Light Speed, you see this huge BAR of plaid shoot by, leaving a solid, unmoving band of plaid light on everything.
Tripp Fields It is akin to a "Super Bass-O-Matic '76", which would have mode more sense, considering all the Assholes, on board., but, considering the Bass-O-Matic's Saturday Night Live heritage and John Candy/ Rick Moranis' SCTV heritage, there would have been a conflict of interest. A ludicrous conflict, perhaps
My favorite part is when they say, prepare to attack, and the guys on the balcony upstairs point their guns to the front of the ship. It's those little things that made this movie so perfect.
So wait a minute. If Dark Helmet had finished and gave the order, those soldiers would have blasted the windshield and jettisoned everyone out into space? He really is surrounded by assholes!
@@EEVEEwolf1 colonel sanders: sir!!! Darth Helmet:what!!! Colonel Sanders" are we being too literal Darth Helmet: No you fool we're following orders they said comb the dessert so we're combing it.
Betrayal is in the nature of the Sith, or any order of Dark Side exclusive Force-users. The Rule of Two was designed around the fact that ancient Sith would constantly backstab each other.
@Adam Lolno I'm telling you, I lmao every time I see the racist cowboys telling them to sing and their singing blows your socks off, and then the dumb cowboys want camptown races instead
Dark Helmet was probably embarrassed for having not listened to Sandurz when he warned him to buckle up immediately when they went into Ludicrous Speed.
The Navy calls jobs rates. Ranks are ranks. "Did you just call me Petty Chief?" Its Chief Petty Officer or Chief for short! Now show me what it means to drown in your hydration system till you puke!"
Honestly, I find it impressive that a star ship has it's own market and economy with a mall, circus, and zoo. I wonder what else they got on that ship?
Well, to be honest, *actual* starships would need pretty much everything to be self-sustaining, so they're pretty much right on the money. They probably have farms and cattle-ranges on there, and pasteurized milk.
Well there aren’t a lot of people that like having their stuff made fun of. Do you really think Kathleen Kennedy would like people making fun of her trilogy?
@@tsipher You think Spaceballs is making fun of the Disney Star Wars?? First: Nobody has to make fun of that dumpsterfire.. It is a joke of itself. This movie is making fun of the ORIGINAL trilogy WAY before Disney ever had the chance to ruin the franchise. Second: George Lucas gave Mell Brooks permission to spoof Star Wars on one condition: That he wouldn't merchandise the movie (hence all the merchandising jokes in the movie) Third: George Lucas actually really enjoyed the movie because he (unlike a lot of people today) could take a joke.
@@rontayan As a physicist and amateur astronomer, I do wholeheartedly agree with that. Light speed is too slow. It takes light one full day to get to Pluto from the sun, and 4.26 years to get here from the next closest solar system. Ludicrous speed is an absolute necessity for interstellar travel. Probably ought to invent inertial dampers first, though...
@@Tantalus010 Theoretically, it's impossible to go faster than the Speed of Light because nothing is faster than light itself. One movie did try a different method of surpassing faster the light travel. Long story short, the ship went somewhere no living being can comprehend and the crew were driven insane by it. The movie's name is Event Horizon if you want to check it out.
@@Tantalus010 What happens when you accodently go back in time when going faster than light and/or create a black hole with the amount of energy needed to actually accelerate you to ludicrous speed
"And what do we have on this thing?! A cuisinart?!" As a kid, I didn't find that line funny since I didn't know what a cuisinart was. As an adult, I find it hilarious now knowing better.
We can make fun of his helmet, the size of his schwartz, when he drinks his coffee or how he plays with dolls, but there's no denying that Dark Helmet is a total badass!!
Tamanwar did they predict the elon cult, the massive ego bigger than a death star, and poor treatment of his workers, and adding self titles as "scientist and engineer" for doing amateur code. Also the attempt to ruin all trust in media by allowing trolls to control what is considered true and what is fake
yeah... trolls... it must be trolls.. what you telling me its complete bullshit that teslas are dangerous?? Pffff these are all trolls. WSJ is always right.. why should they bait consumers? Its not like they earn any mone... oh ok they do but that dosn't prove anything!! Tesla autopilot Injured someone because.. it didnt save him! I mean.. he fell asleep.. but THE CAR INJURED HIM! Without the Autopilot, thad wouldnt happen! What do you say? He would probably have died instead? NO WAY YOUR ALL TROLLS! AND WHAT ABOUT THE CAR BURNING THATS COVERED IN MEDIA?? WHERE DO THESE COME FROM? 100? YEAH THATS A LOT!! What? Its not? There are millions of gas car burnings? NO WAY MEDIA DIDNT TELL ME THAT!? ITS ONLY TALKING ABOUT TESLA BURNINGS!! What? Thats because it gets more attention that a normal gas car burning? BULLSHIT I CALL TROLLS! WE DONT NEED TO RATE MEDIA HAH...
GigaGewinnspiel What are you talking about? The whole point of the autopilot story is that the car was being marketed as 100% autopilot then when the accident happened they said they never claimed that, yet they still sell it as autopilot
I stopped a guy the other day for speeding, asked him if he was aware if his speed and he wasn't. I replied that my radar just said "plaid" and they didn't understand the reference. Needless to say, they got a ticket.
The 80s and early 90s were the perfect storm of writing, special effects and acting that gave rise to these kind of movies. I honestly don't think a movie like this could have been made any other time.
i hope no one clicked "read more" please stop copying everyone who does this, it's youtube comment save the attempts at dramatic cliffhangers for a place where people give a fuck. 99% chance what is written under "Read more" is somethign copy and pasted from the hive mind that you kids like to go to so you don't have to have an original thought or contribution to the world loool
Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed. Fasten all seatbelts. Seal all entrances and exits. Close all shops. Cancel the three ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo.....
I've seen this movie countless times, but it wasn't until now that I noticed when Col. Sanders says "Prepare to attack!", that the two soldiers on the second-level bridge actually look like they're ready to shoot out the windows and blast Lone Star's ship. XD
so talking like a chicken when someone calls you a chicken is a cliche now? how about this: "miming cinemasins dumbass pretentious psuedo critic channel like a true speak no original thought drone cliche" A real cliche vs your nonsensical one :O
If I ever questioned Rick Moranis' talent, this clip has all the proof I need. Great comedian. AFAIK, he had significant impact on the script, writing many of the jokes. Oh, did I mention that this movie, despite occasional under-the-belt-jokes, is one of the best comedies ever made? Great cast, lots of gags, all I could ask for.
1:01 I used to watch this movie all the time back in the day, but I hadn't seen it again until very recently. Every time I watch it, I swear I discover more great jokes like this subtly woven into every single scene, that I somehow never noticed before. It's always a good feeling when you go back to something you have a lot of nostalgia for after a long time, and still manage to discover something seemingly new that you didn't know about or realize was there before.
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?" Damn, after all these decades having seen this movie more than a dozen times my brain finally decided to catch that little bit of a joke :0
Smoky Doggg It's a reference to this scene. and the new ludicrous+ options are blue and red in reference to the pill scene in the matrix. their cars are full of geeky references.
In starwars, and star trek when they go to warp or hyperspace the stars form vertical stripes. The joke is that they are going so fast that horizontal stripes form as well, hence plaid.
No Man's Sky be like: "It takes two weeks to fly to where you want to go with normal engines, you ran out of Tritium, and you are one day from an asteroid field"
And of all the things hollywood has blown up and over exaggerated, they actually UNDER did the effects of ramming something at light speed. The mass of the cruiser moving at light speed would have simply deleted the the whole fleet from the shear kinetic energy. Guess that plot armor was extremely thick then.
@@Blackwind_Legacy instead of deleting the fleet. It completely invalidated all passed and future space battles, along with all other weapons technology with the exception of hyperdrives in star wars cannon.
@@Erowens98 this is a recurring idea between those in science fiction and those in the actual scientific fields of astronomy, Astro physics, Exo biology, etc. If aliens want to wipe us out, this is probably how they would do it. Throw something really massive and really fast at us.
Colonel Sandurz: [voice breaks harshly] Prepare the ship-- [collects himself] Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo-- Dark Helmet: Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this, ludicrous speed! Colonel Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet: Ah, buckle this. Ludicrous speed GO!!! 1:05
David Serna Attention all hands. Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the Free Range Circus, secure all animals in the Zoo and uh.......
Saw this movie when I was 16, the first summer I could legally work here in Canada. This was, from the onset, one of the most satisfying and influential movies for me at that time. Such a classic.
What the h*** was that, spaceball one.. they went to plaid¿? Model s plaid Ooowo 2 sec 60..uummmm Thats going to be fun when I'm 40 and can finely afford one😁🙃
As someone outside the US who watched this movie way back in the day, I didnt understand what the word "plaid" meant, making the joke more confusing. then 20 years later I heard its just a North American word for tartan.
The best part about this is the fact that you realize that Mel Brooks only gave the Colonel the name "Sandurz" just for this one joke.
Pretty sure I saw it spelt as 'Sandurz' in official sources.
@@mochaholic3039 Because, it's Sandurz, not Sanders
worth it
@Pedro Sepulveda what
@Pedro Sepulveda Well... everyone knows that Colonel Sanders made KFC... and what's KFC? Chicken...
What's hilarious that not many realize is that when he says to take a 5 minute break, we don't see them again for the next 5 minutes after they cut to Lone Star.
5 minute break, including the film crew lol
Mel Brooks is a goddamn genius 😂
I didn't notice that gag before.
Remember when parody movies were actual movies
Now actual movies are parody movies. What more do you want?
hibbidyjibbidyy we roam around the forest looking for fight
Top Secret, Wrongful accused & Fatal instinct are some of my favorites.
@luke wilson would you believe Elon Musk engineer design the next technology behind this movie call the Plaid Powertrain? Going into their newest models like SUV X, M. S. S. vehicles.
666th like XD
Rick Moranis is so underappreciated. His comedic delivery is legendary
Was Rick Moranis gay? He has the perfect name for it. Actually Dick Moranis slightly better. I'm going to call the bar right now and see if he is there.
Aside from this and the GhostBusters films the other movies I've seen with Rick Mora is was Honey I shrunk the kids,Honey I blew up the Kid,The Flintstones,Little Giants,Little Shop of Horrors,My Blue Heaven,Parenthood,Brewster's Millions and Club Paradise.
@@nicholasmorsovillo2752 that’s quite a few movies
He was brilliant on SCTV.
His music albums are pretty good too
I love when Dark Helmet says "prepare to attack" you see some of the guards in the background getting ready to fire their guns.
I have never noticed that.
That's because the ship is full of assholes
Never noticed
I've watched this film countless times, and I never realised that lol
I feel better seeing that I wasn't the only one who didn't notice that. Sonuva...
I love the "Cancel the three ring circus" line. You think it's just a throwaway gag line and then at the end of the film a bear and the bearded lady show up, obviously being attractions from the circus.
JMacGill the bear could have been from that zoo he mentioned
Yeah in the book there was more mention of the zoo, the mall, and the circus.
@@Saxysaboy77 there’s a book for this movie?! Awesome!
@@AlbertChyn spaceballs, the book!
@@ladistar Ah I'll wait for SPACEBALLS the Comic Book.
"WE PASSED THEM! STOP THIS THING!"
-Gets me every time!
“We can’t stop, it’s to dangerous. We have to slow down first!” 😵💫
@@Atomic_Mayhem21 "Bullshit! Just stop this thing! I order you! STOOOOOP!!!"
Why does that "get you"? It's not even a joke.
@@GraemeGunn It's the way he says it that makes it funny to me.
@@PTSmash what makes it funnier is how he knew the fact they passed them
"They've gone to plaid!" I always laugh at this, particularly when there's plaid lighting on the two of them.
No. It's: "They've gone INTO plaid". Didn't you read the title?
@@XtremiTeez did you hear the voice line?
@@XtremiTeez the line in the movie is definately "they've gone to plaid"
Can anybody explain this joke? I'm not a native speaker and I suspect it's some kind of slang or double meaning? Which then is followed by an actual plaid pattern.
@@ggeerrppeess I'm pretty sure this is a throw away joke
"What's the matter, colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
That's so subtle, yet so good.
*in squeaky voice*
PREPARE THE SHIP!
Infinite Gamer is taking a break *deep voice* PREPARE SHIP! FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!
Took a full decade before I recognized that joke. I wasn't all that bright as a kid.
"subtle"
not really that subtle. The better joke was calling him a "petty excuse of an officer".
-Sir, you’d better buckle up!
-Ah, buckle this! LUDICROUS SPEED, *GO!*
What have I Done?! MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY FEET!!!!
Bullshit!!!! I order you STOOOPPP!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Michael Chouljian are you alright sir?
Liam Davey smoke if you got em
It's a good thing he was wearing that helmet.
Did... did he buckle himself into a wheeled swivel chair?
Why? Why did you have to point that out? Now I can’t get it out of my head.
All the guys at the terminals are just sitting on stools, and don't even have the luxury of actual buckles. They have to hold on themselves~
That's part of the comedy.
yes yes he did
Yes.
Still cracks me up.
Love the idea that while you're traveling through pinstripe Light Speed, you see this huge BAR of plaid shoot by, leaving a solid, unmoving band of plaid light on everything.
Man I really miss Rick Moranis, damn good actor that essentially retired too early.
The grandfather of geeky characters.
for a second there I thought he died don''t scare people like that!
He retired to take care of his children after his wife died, so I don't think it's about being early or late. Rick Moranis is just a GREAT guy
he also retired before doing a movie that sucked/dragged him down!
He still does voice acting, and he still gets offers, but so far, nothing good enough to lure him out
I think he shares the title of grandfather of geeky characters with Martin Short and Eddie Deezin
"AND WHAT DO WE GOT ON THIS THING, A CUISINART?"
For so many years, that just flew over my head.
RPD I still don't get it
It is a brand of food processors. I handle them all the time at Younkers when i unload trucks, i didn't get what it was until i started working there.
HAHAHAHAHA!XDXDXD
Tripp Fields It is akin to a "Super Bass-O-Matic '76", which would have mode more sense, considering all the Assholes, on board., but, considering the Bass-O-Matic's Saturday Night Live heritage and John Candy/ Rick Moranis' SCTV heritage, there would have been a conflict of interest. A ludicrous conflict, perhaps
@Ben A Also because Mr. Coffee right next to Mr. Radar
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY
KlunkerRider unless they go into plaid.
KlunkerRider not even the people we're trying to catch
At least they honest about being *********** !
Not even...SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
Terence Hill: "Hi"
There's so many great jokes in just less of four minutes, all of the flawlessly chained one after another, is amazing.
The movie, like most of Mel Brooks films, has jokes on top of jokes, with other jokes in the background
My favorite part is when they say, prepare to attack, and the guys on the balcony upstairs point their guns to the front of the ship. It's those little things that made this movie so perfect.
I've seen this movie so many times but that's not a joke I've noticed. I love this lol
So wait a minute. If Dark Helmet had finished and gave the order, those soldiers would have blasted the windshield and jettisoned everyone out into space? He really is surrounded by assholes!
Missed that every time lol
I never noticed it. :O
i missed that! Thank you!
That speed was ludicrous.
+okrajoe Light Speed = 299,800,000 MPHRediculous Speed = 108,452,650,000MPHLudicrous Speed = 216,605,500,000
William Shock Supriculous Speed= 1,345,245,253,455 MPH
okrajoe It IS Ludacris.
(Get it?)
It's a pun.
Jose M. Figueroa Jr. Hypersupriculous speed 100,234,575,576,676,676 MPH
DiggyDwarf 2002 That would kill you in milliseconds.
I still say darth helmet is more competent then Kylo ren
Of course he is, Darth Helmet at least understands basic orders and is loyal to his Boss, wheras Kylo is an emotion driven child who will kill anyone
@@EEVEEwolf1 colonel sanders: sir!!!
Darth Helmet:what!!!
Colonel Sanders" are we being too literal
Darth Helmet: No you fool we're following orders they said comb the dessert so we're combing it.
@@EEVEEwolf1 I don't think you know what the sith are about.
Betrayal is in the nature of the Sith, or any order of Dark Side exclusive Force-users. The Rule of Two was designed around the fact that ancient Sith would constantly backstab each other.
May I also say that colonial sanders is 1000 times more competent then general hux
"We brake for nobody," is the best bumper sticker
"You petty excuse for an officer". Get it? Petty Officer? lol
That's punny XD
Now hear this, Ludicrous Speed!
@@ladyfire44 sir, had you better buckle up?
Aaah, buckle this! Ludicrous Speed, GO! WHAT HAVE I DONE? MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY FEET!!!
@@ladyfire44 what the HELL was that? Spaceballs 1....
They've gone to PLAID!
Rick Moranis was pure gold in this film.
I miss seeing him in movies. He's amazing.
Pure plaid.
@@suchiuomizu question
@@Lexyvil He still is.
Rick Moranis needs a come back.
Mel Brooks is a flat-out genius.
@Adam Lolno I'm telling you, I lmao every time I see the racist cowboys telling them to sing and their singing blows your socks off, and then the dumb cowboys want camptown races instead
#FUNNY
True
He's the second coming of Groucho Marx. Best humor possible. Get Smart is 2nd only to Simpsons in best tv show of all time.
@@GoodNewsJim I see your Simpsons and raise you a Futurama, a Red Dwarf, and a Police Squad.
He was such a brave leader. He knew his ship better than his senior officers and didn't put up with insubordination.
"No no, skip pass this, pass this part, in fact never play this again!" *drinks coffee*
Dark Helmet was probably embarrassed for having not listened to Sandurz when he warned him to buckle up immediately when they went into Ludicrous Speed.
"When will THEN be NOW?"
@@defblinders9585 Soon!
@@davidwuhrer6704 HOW SOON
@@gmailquinn Sir.
I like how Sanders' first attempt at saying "Prepare ship" after Dark Helmet calls him chicken is said in a way that it sounds like a chicken said it.
logan wolf colonel sanders. Chicken. Did that get past you?
@@johnwayne6482 No, it didn't, you knob. That was the whole point of my comment. I like the extra length the actor went to when saying that line.
logan wolf KFC has some great people back in the day
@@johnwayne6482 true
Yea....that's the fucking joke numbnuts.
MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY FEET!!!!
hhds113 LOL
hhds113 Einstein's theories in layman's terms.
what have I done!!!
Even in the future nothing works!
And thus, the foot fetish was born.
"Are you alright, sir??"
"Fine. How've you been?"
"Fine, sir."
"Good..."
always my favorite part.
smoke if ya gottem!
@@gabaghoul23 *THUD!*
Smoke if you got em'!
Dakota Wray Snoke'em if you got'em
*Thunk*
Tommy von Muttonfudge well that was okay while it lasted
Dang, I read this at the exact time he said it! LOL
[Singing] “Smoke weed every day.”
My favorite line...
"It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet, sir."
Smoke em if you got em
"petty excuse for an officer", petty officer. hehehe
@Andrew Black it's a rank in the military
@Andrew Black i doubt he was in the militaru
MOS?
The Navy calls jobs rates. Ranks are ranks. "Did you just call me Petty Chief?" Its Chief Petty Officer or Chief for short! Now show me what it means to drown in your hydration system till you puke!"
MOS is how the Army addresses jobs. "I'm an 11B Staff Sergeant not a Gunnery Sergeant you haven't had enough crayons yet have you Marine?"
Honestly, I find it impressive that a star ship has it's own market and economy with a mall, circus, and zoo.
I wonder what else they got on that ship?
Well, to be honest, *actual* starships would need pretty much everything to be self-sustaining, so they're pretty much right on the money. They probably have farms and cattle-ranges on there, and pasteurized milk.
A 3D printer for dark helmet's action figures (dolls).
Well Spaceball 1 is so big that if President Skroob walks from his quarters to the bridge the movie would be over by the time he gets there.
A Cuisinart, apparently
@@Tarnished-Turned-Elden-Lord Evidently not, which means they must have a pretty poor kitchen for a starship
A timeless classic.
They sure dont make them like this anymore.
considering the speed he flew at they must have exceeded what the inertial dampers where built to handle🤣
We have a saying on Chulak... "They do not build them as they once did."
The last good parody movie that I ever saw was “Vampires Suck” I don’t get why people stopped making these.
Well there aren’t a lot of people that like having their stuff made fun of. Do you really think Kathleen Kennedy would like people making fun of her trilogy?
@@tsipher You think Spaceballs is making fun of the Disney Star Wars??
First: Nobody has to make fun of that dumpsterfire.. It is a joke of itself.
This movie is making fun of the ORIGINAL trilogy WAY before Disney ever had the chance to ruin the franchise.
Second: George Lucas gave Mell Brooks permission to spoof Star Wars on one condition: That he wouldn't merchandise the movie (hence all the merchandising jokes in the movie)
Third: George Lucas actually really enjoyed the movie because he (unlike a lot of people today) could take a joke.
Light speed too slow. I was crying when he said that
Every scientist would agree with that. Light speed is too slow.
@@rontayan As a physicist and amateur astronomer, I do wholeheartedly agree with that. Light speed is too slow. It takes light one full day to get to Pluto from the sun, and 4.26 years to get here from the next closest solar system. Ludicrous speed is an absolute necessity for interstellar travel. Probably ought to invent inertial dampers first, though...
@@Tantalus010 love it. Now folding space. ..there is money in that
@@Tantalus010 Theoretically, it's impossible to go faster than the Speed of Light because nothing is faster than light itself. One movie did try a different method of surpassing faster the light travel. Long story short, the ship went somewhere no living being can comprehend and the crew were driven insane by it. The movie's name is Event Horizon if you want to check it out.
@@Tantalus010 What happens when you accodently go back in time when going faster than light and/or create a black hole with the amount of energy needed to actually accelerate you to ludicrous speed
I just realized the pun with "3...2...Late!"
DarkHero Gamer OOOOOHHHHHHHH
I always thought he said, "Wait! What happened?"
"1.....2..... Wha? Hey! Wait until I reach three before trying to escape!"
'3.....2......nope!'
LOL!XDXDXD
That 'smoke if you got em' followed by the passing out has always been my favourite part
STOP THIS THING... WE PASSED THEM!!!
WE CANT STOP ITS TOO DANGEROUS!
+SonicAlbertoGaming
BULLSHIT JUST STOP THIS THING
+JaybayJay Close all stores in the mall.
My absolute favorite is the superman into the console scene.. we rewound that like 20 times... Smoke if you got em...
+Chris Kennedy "I ORDER YOU, STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!"
"And what do we have on this thing?! A cuisinart?!"
As a kid, I didn't find that line funny since I didn't know what a cuisinart was.
As an adult, I find it hilarious now knowing better.
Every time I see a Cuisinart now, I think of this scene and chuckle.
GreyWolfLeaderTW indeed, the funniest line in this scene. Another thing I didn't get as a kid and still don't is the "plaid" reference though.
Jason Williams it’s the pattern the spaceball one has when lone star and barf see them pass them
This movie definitely gets funnier with each viewing. Sublime ridiculousness is how I'd describe it.
I was born in 1985. I have no idea what a Cuisinart is?
_Emergency Stop_
*_Never Use_*
We can make fun of his helmet, the size of his schwartz, when he drinks his coffee or how he plays with dolls, but there's no denying that Dark Helmet is a total badass!!
Don't forget about jamming his ship's radar with raspberry
@@Rebecca_Lockheart fastforward past that. In fact, never go back to that part!!!
Captain Kirk: Prepare for Warp Speed
Han Solo: Prepare the jump for light speed
Dark Helmet: Hold my helmet
sir we’ve never gone that fast before i don’t think the ship can take it
@@masterfarr8265 What's the matter colonel Sandurz, chicken ?
Ironic as their bridge on the motorhome spaceship thing looks like the interior on Trek's starships
Don't hold his helmet, he needs that to survive the stop!
Mr Sulu, ahead warp factor one.
Elon Musk - Tesla Roadster -- 2020 -- PLAID edition
MADBONE they also predicted the flame thrower
Tamanwar did they predict the elon cult, the massive ego bigger than a death star, and poor treatment of his workers, and adding self titles as "scientist and engineer" for doing amateur code. Also the attempt to ruin all trust in media by allowing trolls to control what is considered true and what is fake
666 likes
yeah... trolls... it must be trolls.. what you telling me its complete bullshit that teslas are dangerous?? Pffff these are all trolls. WSJ is always right.. why should they bait consumers? Its not like they earn any mone... oh ok they do but that dosn't prove anything!! Tesla autopilot Injured someone because.. it didnt save him! I mean.. he fell asleep.. but THE CAR INJURED HIM! Without the Autopilot, thad wouldnt happen! What do you say? He would probably have died instead? NO WAY YOUR ALL TROLLS! AND WHAT ABOUT THE CAR BURNING THATS COVERED IN MEDIA?? WHERE DO THESE COME FROM? 100? YEAH THATS A LOT!! What? Its not? There are millions of gas car burnings? NO WAY MEDIA DIDNT TELL ME THAT!? ITS ONLY TALKING ABOUT TESLA BURNINGS!! What? Thats because it gets more attention that a normal gas car burning? BULLSHIT I CALL TROLLS! WE DONT NEED TO RATE MEDIA HAH...
GigaGewinnspiel What are you talking about? The whole point of the autopilot story is that the car was being marketed as 100% autopilot then when the accident happened they said they never claimed that, yet they still sell it as autopilot
I hope for Star Wars 7, they have a Faster than Light Travel and in it they go to plaid.
i wish
+ShrekHasEbola: Why? They already have Ludicrous Speed in those movies.
+Neville6000 what about ridiculous speed?
+Neville6000
the only way up is from there is stupendous speed.
Fabulous speed.
Every moment of this movie made more logical sense than any moment in the Rise of Skywalker.
Ok, It wasn't that bad.
Yeah, it kind of was.@@plaidhatter1674
@@plaidhatter1674
“You are wrong!” - Luke Skywalker
this is so fuqn true
I find these guys more mature than the ones in The Last Jedi.
I think that says it all.
yeah, it means you're a terrible judge of character
oh, bless him
You are blessed
About you and your understanding of what is mature, yes indeey ...
This is way better than the new disney wars movies.
I stopped a guy the other day for speeding, asked him if he was aware if his speed and he wasn't. I replied that my radar just said "plaid" and they didn't understand the reference.
Needless to say, they got a ticket.
I would have said, "But sir, I've never gone that fast before!"
You totally should have asked him for his license and registration right meow...
I'd have laughed pretty hard if a cop said that to me, he'd have to give me a break on the ticket for getting the reference
I'd have said "Yeah but I'm buckled in at least."
I find it really hard to believe you're a police officer.
I miss Rick Moranis in movies, he was great.
I hope they were able to convince him to do the new Ghostbusters movie.
The 80s and early 90s were the perfect storm of writing, special effects and acting that gave rise to these kind of movies. I honestly don't think a movie like this could have been made any other time.
prepare ship for Ludicrous speed🤣
Those were truly the good old days, if only there was a way go back in time and return to them.
@@dreamguardian8320 best we can do is try to build a better future
@@seronymus or stop trying to build a ridiculous future and return things back to the old ways.
@@dreamguardian8320 watch a woke movie and remember all the time that they thought it was great 🤣
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? _Chicken?_
_pREPARE SHIP_
i hope no one clicked "read more" please stop copying everyone who does this, it's youtube comment save the attempts at dramatic cliffhangers for a place where people give a fuck. 99% chance what is written under "Read more" is somethign copy and pasted from the hive mind that you kids like to go to so you don't have to have an original thought or contribution to the world loool
@Dragon Dragon I pimp for a living to support my heroin addiction, you want to talk hoes for real or u fuckin me round
Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed. Fasten all seatbelts. Seal all entrances and exits. Close all shops. Cancel the three ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo.....
ladyfire44 Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!!!! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed....
Sir, have you better buckle up!
Spongebob: "Ms Puff, ludicous speed?"
Ms. Puff: "yes-I MEAN NO! NOT LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"
Spongebob: "Ok I'm flooring it!"
Ms. Puff: "NONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
(impact creates nuclear explosion)
Ms. Puff: "OH SPONGEBOB WHYYYYY!!??"
Spongebob: "did I pass Ms. Puff?"
OLDCONTEMPTABLE OH SPONGEBOB. WHYYYY?
+The Jamarillo MY LEG!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
My Leg!!!
you forgot the part where mrs. puff goes to jail
What's a matter Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
They are referencing KFC aren't they
Matthew Neathery
No, Back to the Future...or maybe the other way around!
No one else seems to have caught the line "petty excuse for an officer"
As in petty officer.
......... *PREPA SHE*- PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!
Randygandalf95 Yeh..buckle this!
LOL ;-)
2:11 I now understand where Tesla got its plaid version and the graphics for luficrous mode
I've seen this movie countless times, but it wasn't until now that I noticed when Col. Sanders says "Prepare to attack!", that the two soldiers on the second-level bridge actually look like they're ready to shoot out the windows and blast Lone Star's ship. XD
where
@@rust770 look over Colonel Sanders' shoulder when it shows a front view. The guys up on the walkway.
Holy shit, you right! How'd I miss that!
*voice breaks "Prepare ship!" ;-; "Prepare ship! For ludicrous speed!" ):<
Being called chicken cliche
And clearly, the Colonel Sandurz joke overshot you by a week an'a half!
so talking like a chicken when someone calls you a chicken is a cliche now? how about this: "miming cinemasins dumbass pretentious psuedo critic channel like a true speak no original thought drone cliche" A real cliche vs your nonsensical one :O
Fasten all seatbelts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all the shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo!
@@DrJekyll38 true
The first "prepare ship" sounds like a chicken bwak
Close all the shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all the animals in the zoo!
Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer. Now hear this, Ludicrous Speed!
Sir, you'd better buckle up first!
AAAH, buckle this. Ludicrous Speed, Go!
Apparently, Spaceball 1 isn't that different from a cruise ship.
Aaaahhhhh
I was so happy to read Rick was coming back to acting. What an absolute legend.
Wait what
@@reuellucas7187That happens when a spouse passes away & 1 is all that's left to raise the kids.
@@noahpartic7586 I know that but when did he come back to acting? That’s why I was so flabbergasted.
@@reuellucas7187I remember The Goldbergs announced that there would be a sequel to Space Balls after their Space Balls episode.
Your an absolute legend
GD ha ha I loved how John Candy delivered the line "What the Hell was that?" ha ha ha just awesomely done
He had so many good lines in this movie.
I liked the visual gag of his tongue being jerky in the desert.
Spaceball 1, they gone to plaid
If I ever questioned Rick Moranis' talent, this clip has all the proof I need. Great comedian. AFAIK, he had significant impact on the script, writing many of the jokes. Oh, did I mention that this movie, despite occasional under-the-belt-jokes, is one of the best comedies ever made? Great cast, lots of gags, all I could ask for.
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine "
1:01 I used to watch this movie all the time back in the day, but I hadn't seen it again until very recently. Every time I watch it, I swear I discover more great jokes like this subtly woven into every single scene, that I somehow never noticed before. It's always a good feeling when you go back to something you have a lot of nostalgia for after a long time, and still manage to discover something seemingly new that you didn't know about or realize was there before.
"Ludicrous speed! GO!"
One of the classic lines to say when you're getting on the freeway lol
None of this sissy buckling at the knees and falling over, this is how a man does it, a pure translation from vertical to horizontal.
Ric Flair, call your office. ua-cam.com/video/rnNwFZME50I/v-deo.html
Ok? What’s wrong with that 😕
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY.
(It's too dangerous, we need slow down first)
Dark Helmet: BULLSHIT!!!
Smoke if ya got 'em.
Rougamaru My kinda party
2:00 - only Rick Moranis could deliver such a line so hilariously 😅
When Dark Helmet mentioned ludicrous speed everyone just stopped and was like "is he insane?"
Her: will you come to my house?
Me: No
Her: My parents aren’t home
Me: *Ludicrous Speed*
Her: *YOU'VE GONE PLAID*
I think you would destroy the planet if you go ludicrous speed
We’ve passed her house! We need to stop this thing!
😜😜
Everyone:😲😯😲😯😲😯😲
Oh the good old days when you were allowed to smoke on the space ship.
@Silent Hill Warrior 5 *THUD!*
the thing you forget is this is a parody film, but the comedic value stands on its own, the gags are hilarious.
2:16 I want that plaid studio light.
Oh, Rick Moranis, come back to acting. We need actual funny guys in the industry.
To be fair he had very good reasons for leaving the industry. That said I think he still does stuff occasionally, it's just not a full time thing.
An article I read paraphrased him as saying that is open to work, but it would have to be a role that he wanted to play.
I like Weezer but they havn't made a good album in 20 years, he should come back to acting
He is coming back to Spaceballs 2 xd
jose ruben rodriguez fuentes no way is spaceballs 2 official
Creepy you tube algorithm. I was just THINKING about this scene when I was in traffic yesterday.
They were using Spaceballs the mind reader
@@DASCO2136 HAHAHAHAHAHA.
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?"
Damn, after all these decades having seen this movie more than a dozen times my brain finally decided to catch that little bit of a joke :0
With the sequels coming out perhaps it's time for Spaceballs 2: The Balls Awaken
I’d like to see him work with Seth MacFarlane on it.
They give a title for Spaceballs 2 in the movie.Yogurt says it will be called "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money"
Save that title for the third act
Spaceballs
Spaceballs 3: the search for Spaceballs 2
Spaceballs 2: the search for more money
@@OriginalJakobe so basically every Star Wars movie after Return lol
Every time Tesla mentions its Ludicrous Mode this scene is all I can think of
Smoky Doggg It's a reference to this scene. and the new ludicrous+ options are blue and red in reference to the pill scene in the matrix. their cars are full of geeky references.
plaid now!!!
AH, BUCKLE THIS... LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!!!
We passed them. Stop this thing.
We can't sir we have to slow this thing down first.
Bullshit! Stop this thing! I order you, stop!
ladyfire44 *emergency stop. Never use*
lol i love how they just casted light trough a 70-80s curtain to the cockpit
"They've gone to plaid!" I've never understood that, but it's brilliant!
I guess it's a nod to the psychedelic trip scene in 2001
I heard it was a play on warp and weft which kind of looks like plaid.
Bled.
I still don't get it.
In starwars, and star trek when they go to warp or hyperspace the stars form vertical stripes. The joke is that they are going so fast that horizontal stripes form as well, hence plaid.
The Guys over at Tesla must be big fans of this movie and this scene
+David Tapia Who isn't?
Elon Musk is not only a genius, but he has a great sense of humor
No matter how many times you see it, it's still funny! 😀
That Ford Guy That’s how it’s a true parody. I’m sure you especially appreciate “Ford Galaxy.”
Agreed.
1:37 is how I scream waking up in the morning knowing I have to go to work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
then all of a sudden your bed goes into ludacris speed as the boss using a workforce summon ability only known to the most evil of bosses
Spaceballs but whenever Helmet's face is shown they all go to plaid.
Be right back.
0:28 I love how the two black troopers in the background take aim already after the 'prepare to attack'!
Dark Helmet: "Now, hear this! LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"
Colonel Sanders: "Sir, you had better buckle up!"
Dark Helmet: "Ah, buckle this. Ludicrous speed: GO!!!!"
yeah, i watched the video too...
yeah, i watched the video too...
+Jack The Ripper yeah I read your comment too
We can't stop.........it's too dangerous.........we'll have to slow down first........
AJ Csorny Sweet dreams are made of this
In this new PC-inclusive world, we'll never see comedies of this caliber ever again.
Pulse engines in No Mans Sky in a nutshell
Frameshift Drives in Elite: Dangerous sounds cooler and can get a much larger ship moving much faster.
friendship drive*
waterlubber "FRIENDSHIP DRIVE CHARGING"
Pulsing Microwarpdrives in EVE Online in a nutshell.
No Man's Sky be like: "It takes two weeks to fly to where you want to go with normal engines, you ran out of Tritium, and you are one day from an asteroid field"
2:00 - play this at half speed. Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard I cried.
Is *this* what inspired the Hyper Space Ramming in Spaceballs 2: The Quest For More Money/The Last Jedi?
How dare you insult such a great name? Spaceballs 2: The Quest For More Money doesn't deserve to be dragged down to the level of TLJ
And of all the things hollywood has blown up and over exaggerated, they actually UNDER did the effects of ramming something at light speed. The mass of the cruiser moving at light speed would have simply deleted the the whole fleet from the shear kinetic energy. Guess that plot armor was extremely thick then.
@@Blackwind_Legacy instead of deleting the fleet. It completely invalidated all passed and future space battles, along with all other weapons technology with the exception of hyperdrives in star wars cannon.
@@Erowens98 this is a recurring idea between those in science fiction and those in the actual scientific fields of astronomy, Astro physics, Exo biology, etc. If aliens want to wipe us out, this is probably how they would do it. Throw something really massive and really fast at us.
Don't trash Ruin Johnson like that!!
Never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch this.
Colonel Sandurz: [voice breaks harshly] Prepare the ship-- [collects himself] Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--
Dark Helmet: Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this, ludicrous speed!
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
Dark Helmet: Ah, buckle this. Ludicrous speed GO!!!
1:05
Dark Helmet: What have I done? My brains are going into my feet.
@@ladyfire44 what the hell is that?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Spaceball 1
@@gladfan1989 they've gone to plaid
@@reubenguttenberg7405 we passed them, stop this thing
Pop's up in youtube's recommended in 2019, makes me miss simpler times before youtube existed.
Kids do not go to ludicrous speed. someone could get hurt
And if you do, make sure to buckle up or you may go flying out the windshield. Xp
David Serna Attention all hands. Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the Free Range Circus, secure all animals in the Zoo and uh.......
Give me that u petty excuse for an officer. Now hear this... Ludicrous Speed
David Serna GO!
David Serna sir, shouldn't you buckle up
0:13 “We’re going into hyper-active.”
*2 beer kegs emerge from the rear of the Winnebago.*
This is one of my favorite scenes in spaceballs, still makes me laugh. spaceballs is an awesome movie
Agreed.
Still one of the best star wars parodies ever made. I remember watching this when I was younger and died at this scene
When the Tau empire wants to travel faster than light
the ork mek boyz have a plan. warp ship+red paint. LOTS OF RED PAINT.
K'tau empire in Star Trek TNG is cooler.
Someone who knows the difference between than and then!?
Congratulations sir, you win the internet!
Xenos scum are no match for the might of he Imperium!
@@enigmaodell6806 best ship also has more DAKA!!
Saw this movie when I was 16, the first summer I could legally work here in Canada. This was, from the onset, one of the most satisfying and influential movies for me at that time. Such a classic.
Who's watching after Elon's Plaid announcement?
Yea
Yahhh
What the h*** was that, spaceball one.. they went to plaid¿?
Model s plaid
Ooowo
2 sec 60..uummmm
Thats going to be fun when I'm 40 and can finely afford one😁🙃
@@Coolerjoe101 could just buy a decent sport bike
That model S just went to ludicrous mode! 😂 I've only just realised all of Elon's references. Love this film.
ludicrous speed..GO!
As someone outside the US who watched this movie way back in the day, I didnt understand what the word "plaid" meant, making the joke more confusing.
then 20 years later I heard its just a North American word for tartan.
the fuck is tartan? other than a kind of cruiser in star wars...
its plaid, as in what Barf says.
***** I figured
The pattern of the trail they left when they went into ludicrous speed was plaid.
Thanks for introducing me to the word tartan I guess.
Now we have a drivable version.
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