the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc hahaha its you again, shouldnt you be trying to get your virginity taken instead of mindlessly commenting about another mans love life😂
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!” edit: is it too late to capitalize on the likes and share my fallout 4 content, Charlie’s content is better than my content
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
5:10 The way it goes from our protagonist muttering "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" to one of the robbers screaming in pain a few seconds later made me laugh way harder than I should have.
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What are the wet bandits doing these days? I would be really excited if a gritty crime/prison found footage documentary style movie about them!!! There are so many ways you could come at a project based on home alone. It could be a thriller/horror movie, it could be a remake or retelling of the story as a tragic case of child neglect. It could be about the wet bandits and the home alone incidents could just be chapters of a larger story!!! There are so many directions you could take that project
imagine if you were robbing a house and the kid that is stopping you is frantically running through the house on a specific path, muttering about how it was, "a god run", and how it was perfectly timed.
the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
My horses are better than Charlie's
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 ok lil bro💀🙏
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 crazy how I'm stronger than 20 dogs as a man
Reminds me of old voice from Charlie back in the day.
Townton is so beautiful this time of day!
"One crowbar is enough to kill me?? How weak is this child"
A quote for the ages.
I laughed my ass off at that!
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21I'm sorry to hear you know that about yourself?
Literally was just coming down to comment that🤣
Good enough to fight alongside Batman.
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what does this mean? You’ve been hit with a crowbar 3 times?!?
Home Alone could have been summed up in like 5 minutes if Kevin used this strat
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 I got 3 steroid junkie kids bring it
Crazy to think the 1st movie couldve just ended with a funeral
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@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 3 kids?? yeah i could see that xD
Kevin literally made jigsaw level traps and no one even batted an eye…
I love how Charlie says "how weak is this child" like a swing to the head from a grown man with a crowbar wouldn't easily kill a child
It's even funnier when you realize he is dying as part of dropping the item meant to end and restart the game. Wasn't even because of the hit lol.
Depends on the man, depends on the child - Bruce Green type quote
Some children die from just sleeping wrong! Some kids survive being crushed. The human body is weird like that
Sarcasm undetected.
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc hahaha its you again, shouldnt you be trying to get your virginity taken instead of mindlessly commenting about another mans love life😂
"its so hard to get a cheese pizza these days" is ingrained into my soul
Not ingrained enough because you didn’t quote it right
@@eFrog27 Yeah I forgot to put plain shoot me
He said PLAIN cheese pizza
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this guy knows what every woman wants
ingrained into your soul but you misquote it 😂
„yippie ki yay you dirty old bastard” in the most monotone voice as Kevin simultaneously dies on the floor always get me
Bruh, he says loser, not bastard hahahaha
I think he says geezers
@@jamaruperi5715 definitely geezers
Hearing that same monotone line about plain cheese pizza again and again would drive me insane💀
@@p-__It's so hard to get a plain bot comment these days...
You hear the same monotone lines from charlies videos again and again and you seem to like it.
@@BrodcCharlie isn't talking about cheese pizza 24/7
@@ultradeathboy he should be
It gets funnier tho
Seeing Charles achieving another speed run record in an unknown game is like discovering a new planet.
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21cap
I think he has done a video on this before
Diq rider
hes done a video on this
*Same uselessness yet I love that it's fact*
One thing I still don't understand, Why is it so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
He forgot the phone number for the pizza restaurant maybe. He also dropped his iPhone in the toilet.
@@dannysmi7162 Damn...
@@dannysmi7162little kid…iPhone…toilet…
It all comes together
He's a prisoner in his own mind.
the fact wxyz came back and decimated the record is a testament to his skill
he is the "shit game games speed run god"🙏
10:48 is the wildest line I ever heard😭😭😭
I was scrolling looking for someone to point this shit out I knew someone did 🤣
@@Edens_Bonessame
sme
@@Galm1
Lmao, I knew I'd find someone else pointing that out 😅 "That's what he said" kinda moment, but he's playing as a kid so it's even worse 💀
Every speedrun video Charlie starts by saying "nah im not gonna try for WR"
2min later "OHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WR NOOO"
With my name being Joe. You gave me the perfect clip to set as a alarm. "Joe what are you doing? Joe wake up."
😂😂😂
Sweeet
Lol, that's golden
i cant believe charlie got a 44.67s Any%WR. it was 00.01 ahead of the former WR. this is a defined moment in gaming history.
cringe
On a game that nobody cares about or plays but him
He is not a former, Wxyz beat it already a day ago
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what? Kids are weak lol of course you are
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcgeez man, you seem to take the fun out of things
10:46 me when the homies and I have a sleepover
zesty as all hell
@@luffytard7512 more zesty than BK zesty sauce, want to have a sleepover?
@@luffytard7512 you know it bb, wanna have a sleepover??
so true
@@HeresJohnnyDeePlease
Up the stairs sub 30 is the message we all look for from the lord lmao
Your comment deserves a non-bot reply.
Love your Tom WTF stare profile picture from "Tails Gets Trolled."
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21im pretty sure 3 kids could beat a robot
I love how he goes from “yeah I’d like to hit maybe a low minute, nothing crazy” to “I’m going for world record”
“It’s so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days”
You must’ve heard the line at least 40 times and you still messed it up
@@honeybun6677who cares
@@i.d.k5039starving "Hollywood elites" care.. that's who.
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
@@andy56165146 calm down bro. Sad how people can get so emotional over nothing lol
Jason Todd needs to take notes from Charlie if he was able to take multiple swings from a grown man with a crowvar
It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…
"One crowbar is enough to kill...how weak is this child?" -Batman
Angry like
Don’t let moistcritical now about this penguinzos' world record
@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
@@KimDrewTheLineit's a bot, honey
@@ren20001at this point, I wonder if the people that respond to bot comments in earnest are bots themselves lol
@@KimDrewTheLine its a bot you retrad
@@KimDrewTheLinebuddy it’s a bot 😭😭😭
Speedrunning is some of the best content, for me, on this channel. It’s so fun.
I agree.
These voice lines are gonna kill me. The "can you hear me I'm not afraid anymore" with the straightest face ever is gonna send me to my grave.
It's cause they had to flatten the voice lines 💀💀💀💀
“Yippie kiyay you dirty old loser” in a monotone way is brutal lol thanks for the likes 👍
Now THAT is the kind of person to be afraid of.
@@jujuchonkthey put the wrong Macaulay Culkin movie character in this game.
“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!”
edit: is it too late to capitalize on the likes and share my fallout 4 content, Charlie’s content is better than my content
Charlie's Joker moments.
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@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21shut
Aggressively tounge punch my butt hole for $20 fortnight card big bruh
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 who asked
First he beat Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine, and now Home Defender. This man cant be stopped
The most emotion we've seen out of Charlie to date
Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
wxyz snatched that record right back
charlie is prepared to escape the wet bandits in real life now.
Nah man these are the dry bandits
"How weak is this child" if it weren't for a single crowbar, we wouldn't have Under the Red Hood, a fantastic movie.
In reflection after enjoying this video, i cant help but think how its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
"It's so gard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." - Kevin McCallister
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
bro turned into a fly at 9:35 lmao
Charlie's celebrations are the funniest lmao
"it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" i've been trying to tell the masses, but finally someone gets it...
Boy do I sure love home defender the game. It even features everyone’s favorite character, Clive mcanister
If I learned anything from watching this video it’s that it’s fucking impossible to get a damn cheese pizza these days!
Honestly my brain thought the title was House Flipper and was excited to see how you speedran conjuring Mr. Clean's eldritch horror.
I agree, it is so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days!
The pineapple and pepperonis are always on top!
"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" THAT LINE IS GLUED INTO MY SKULL!
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Had me HOLLERING
10:48 nah Charlie wild for this statement 😭
“It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days” now lives in my head rent free
Love that you call them Joe and Marv
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?"
Idk charlie ask The Robin and Joker 🤣🤣
10:47 that is a crazy statement to make lmao
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
The zoidberg celebration was the cherry on top
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably
On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
The voice acting is so monotone it's actually super funny
"one crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child". As a university student in criminology, i have to light-heartedly object to this complaint
Stop being a cop, nobody likes a cop.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
@@radiofreeacab exactly
As if you need to be a criminology student to know that a crowbar can kill a child
Bro why is everyone hating on this person?
Short speedruns are the best moist vids
We need a summoning salt video on this
It really is hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days, I'm glad this game is brave enough to tackle real world issues
What’s crazy is that he already lost the world record before uploading this. Just shows how competitive the home defender speed run is
Charlie has too many talents. I’d love to see his trophy room 😂
zip his pants up and wipe your face clean when ur done slobbering on his meat with all that "charlie has too many talents" meat riding
@bigstrongpolice Don't translate...
Pudeat te morum tuorum. Sed mater tua etiam pinguis est meretrix.
Charlie’s determination to world record shitty games is quite admirable
5:10 The way it goes from our protagonist muttering "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" to one of the robbers screaming in pain a few seconds later made me laugh way harder than I should have.
it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
new vocal stim unlocked! it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…
The different camera placement tripped me out for a second.
tonight my sleep paralysis demon is gonna tell me how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days
I wish Charlie speedran more often, these are always great
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...
Your speedrunning content has always been my favorite
Imagine Macauly Culkin whipping out a second floor front flip haha
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
The voice acting is perfect
I knew I wasn't alone with the cheese pizza being hard to get
"1 crowbar kills this child? how weak is this child?"
I love how you call one thief "Joe", as in the actor's name, but the other one is just "Marv", the character name, instead of "Daniel". lol
2:02 The Macaulay Culkin Tuck & Roll
Nobody:
Kevin: *"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."*
"its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you guys know its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
What are the wet bandits doing these days? I would be really excited if a gritty crime/prison found footage documentary style movie about them!!!
There are so many ways you could come at a project based on home alone. It could be a thriller/horror movie, it could be a remake or retelling of the story as a tragic case of child neglect. It could be about the wet bandits and the home alone incidents could just be chapters of a larger story!!!
There are so many directions you could take that project
10:44 ❤
the amazingly deadpan delivery of Kevins voice actor makes this seem like he is eternally stuck in this speedrun loop 😂
Would love to see you go back to that weed shop game
imagine if you were robbing a house and the kid that is stopping you is frantically running through the house on a specific path, muttering about how it was, "a god run", and how it was perfectly timed.
At this rate Charlie is gonna have the world record for most speedrun world records
That AI Kevin voice makes this game a thousand times better lmao
Charlie playing as a literal child:
"What?! One crowbar was enough to kill me?!"
Yeah.. Children aren't really known for their fortitude 😂
This speedrun is the Dark Souls of Home Alone.
speed ran getting here
@PastelLavenderYT you are going on other peoples comment and saying the same thing
@@baxtydgibrother, that's a bot. Stop giving it engagement. Dislike and report for spam, and move on. Pleassse
10:47 No Diddy
I’m ordering a plain cheese pizza in honor of this speedrun
I love how uninterested Kevin sounds
babe wake up jesus just uploaded
Whenever someone finds a new speedrunning strat in a game that Charlie used to speedrun - you can hear a boss music sounding from afar
23 seconds no views.. Yikes..
He's really fallen off
The canonical ending to the Home Alone movie franchise, murder-suicide
Well this didn't age well 😂
The speedrun content is such good content ngl😍
"Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧
Im hard
Goo goo ga ga horse tornado
Me!
Ok
Me
I can’t wait for Home Defender 2: Stranded in New York to come out!
no views in 29 seconds bro fell off
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it’s a youtube glitch brodie
This joke was funny for 1 video. Not a thing you do every damn time.
you're pathetic
@@Dodgemodfr its almost every damn video everywhere