J. Jonah Jameson Best Scenes [HD]
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
- Well i love the character of Jameson in the movies, so i have decided to complete a tribute video about the character. I have merged most of the clips from the 3 movies and edited them together to get a real sense of what it is like in the Daily Bugle. Enjoy :)
Edited By: TopScene4u
Spider-Man Trilogy Tribute (4K) :
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Man this guy is funny! Glad they brought him to the MCU!
No?!
Yes, but jjj can do stories on the avengers or the fantastic four or something
@ViewBeggar69 let's separate Sony and Disney
“Buzzzzzzzzzz* drink plenty of water* then pills fly everywhere - lollllll !!!!!!!!!!!!
“Your wife lost her check book”
“Thanks for the good news”😂😂
Underrated!
Triple J's best quip. 👍🏾
Such perfect delivery
That part!!
I always thought that it was good news to him because it meant she cant give out money anymore, and considering he is kind of a cheapskate
I don’t care how many times I hear his laugh when Parker asks him to pay him in advance. It kills me everytime.
Lmao me too😂😂😂
Right
There have been many Jokers like Ledger, Joaquin, etc.
But there's only one JJ Jameson, it's JK Simmons.
I don't see why that was so funny, but that's Jonah Jamison for you.
Me too 😂🤣🤣🤣
JK Simmons is probably one of the best casting choices of all time.
Glad to see someone else thinks the exact same thing I do. Sometimes I honestly think that it may be *the* best casting decision ever. Sure, it sounds funny for a comedic side character like J. Jonah Jameson, but I really can't think of an actor who has ever been more of a perfect fit for their role.
I feel the same way - can't think of another actor who could have done what he did for this part .
he was great in Oz too, fantastic actor
For anything. Ever.
Travis Likes Movies I’ve always said the best casting choice in any superhero movie. Is equally as good in Whiplash. Incredible movie!
"Dr. Strange"
"That's pretty good... but its taken!"
This line aged like fine wine
It aged perfectly
How? Nothing changed.
@@jameshb2939 Because Sam Raimi is directing the new Doctor Strange
@@rdc4461 So? Still nothings changed.
@@jameshb2939 yo mama changed
After 12 years... we get to see him blast Spider Man again! I never thought I’d get to see such a wonderful sight again!!!
Everyone in the theater clapped when he showed up
@@golazo1266 who wouldn't
I was so happy when he popped up on screen.
I flipped my shit with a big ass smile on my face
Is it canon
Hoffman popping into every scene out of thin air is the most underrated visual gag ever
Facts!
Sam Raimi’s pretty funny like that
So underrated, even I didn't notice until now
Shut up! Get out!
The love child of Corporal Radar O’Reily
You could tell Simmons was having fun with his role. Actors who enjoy their roles are the best.
Like
Has_Matt wouldn't you enjoy your role if you had to trash talk majority of the movie with no retaliation from from the trash talkee?
He really does love the character. He tries to play it any time he can.
Edward Nygma he voiced him again in the PS4 spider man game
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 he did?
JK Simmons deserves all the praise he gets for this role, but I also want to give some credit to Raimi for how he handled the Bugle as a whole. Just four characters amid the chaos with JJ at the center. The Daily Bugle scenes gave these movies outstanding character
the daily bugle part was my favorite
Honestly I would love a Daily Bugle show in the style of The Office.
Facts 😂😂
He was also the voice of the yellow M&M.
We deserve a Daily Bugle spin-off show.
“You’re fired- Alright you’re unfired I need you.”
Bruh look at this its that meme look at thumbnail
@@user-rt4og9ci2owhoever up this is time traveler
Ikr
Gold
Go to commercial break, and fire yourself but come back after the break and unfire yourself, but know that your job HANGS BY A THREAD!
-J Jonah Jamerson (Spiderman PS4)
"Food poisoning scare sweeps city".
"Some food got poisoned".
"I'm a little nauseous. Yeah".
Pure gold.
andrew worley Yeah 😂
@Matt Poogerman ...
Matt Poogerman what’s your problem? Forgot to take your meds Jameson?
I don’t get it
Omar Munoz I believe its funny to show how much Jameson is full of himself, something like that. For example he starts a crisis based off “feeling nauseous”
JK Simmons truly nailed this character. Thats why Toby's spiderman version was great because almost all the cast fit their roles especially Jonah Jamison.
Not Dunst. She can't act.
@@mr.iiconic you're wrong
@@michaelotis223 wow. You've really changed my mind, man.
@@michaelotis223 Dunst ain't no actress
@@reveredokay Actress: a woman whose profession is acting on the stage, in movies, or on television
Acting: the art or practice of representing a character on a stage or before cameras
She represented a character before cameras in a movie. Sounds like an actress to me.
2:10
I have probably watched this scene a million times... and I have laughed a million times.
His expression never gets old.
Very intelligent guy
"Pizza time"
@@samu_cfhflames4469You’re late. I’m not paying for those
@@samu_cfhflames4469😂😂q
@@KeithX2024rent -mr ditkovich
“He doesn’t want to be famous! I’ll make him infamous!”
Literally one of the greatest lines!
I say this line to my coworkers a lot thanks to this actor
@@spykeso9 just don't be repetitive and be original
That's a bars!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lowkey the best villain
I love how “comic book” this line is. Such a great line for a comic book movie
"Shut Up." "Get Out." "You're Fired!" JJJ summed up in three phrases
trump
Accurate
And “HAWKMAN”!
it's Hoffman
I could watch an entire 3 hour special starting J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson
Me too. The guy's brilliant.
Basicly its a office drama with the cast of the rami fims and jk as jj . Set in the bugle. Every now and then spiderman fights villans in the background while everyone is oblivious.
Or a TV series
He can kill thanos in a single heartbeat
Me too.
I love how Sam Raimi could manage to put Horror, Comedy, love, superhero all in one movie and not cringe. I love Spiderman trilogy such I re-watch again and again not even feel bored
whats the horror aspect of it again
@@pyxalated Think of the scene where the Green Goblin throws the pumpkin bomb at the staff of Oscorp and they turn into skeletons! Venom as a whole in Spider-Man 3 can also count as horror.
@@pyxalated think of the doc ock hospital scene in Spider-Man 2
Same to me, I watch this movie since 2010 until today again and again without being bored
@@pyxalated or the random jump scare in Spider-Man 1 with Green Goblins mask.
“Sir, your wife said she lost the checkbook.”
“Thank you for the good news!”
😂😂😂😂😂
I still remember the theater roaring at that line lol.
Funny thing is as I read this he said it
sean lintermoot same 😂
"YOU TELL MY WIFE.... Thank you" 😂😂😂
But-but-but that's SExiSt.
The scene where Jameson protects Peter despite Green Goblin destroying his office and threatening his life should have been in there. Shows that despite all his facade, Jonah is a good man.
he is actually thinking about himself in that part , he doesn't want his only source of good spiderman photos dead
@@TheXenonite I like to go with Jameson protecting Peter tbh
@@dtxspeaks268 i didnt deny he is protecting peter , he is just doing that bcuz peter is a good source of spidey pics.
He's not a good man.
He just has some good in him.
@@dtxspeaks268 I like the alternative of Peter being his only real source of spidey pics at the time
GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN
"Your wife's on the other line, she said she's lost the check book!"
"Thanks for the good news!" XD
BlackWingedSeraph wtf! I watched that same clip! It’s almost like we all watched the same video!!!
Merciless Freak Because:
1) I was surprised.
2) I watched the same clip.
3) I felt perhaps the explanation was that we watched the same video.
Haha let’s blow up this year old comment with replies asap
lol
As soon as I read this the scene came up
I don’t think anyone could have done this character better than J.K. Simmons. He literally is the character.
He looks exactly like J Jonah Jameson
He also looks like Omni Man.
Best decision far from home made was bringing back the goat, aka J.K. Simmons as JJJ
Amen to that. All we need now is the Spider-Verse with Maguire and Garfield and then I am happy for that
Rachel Wyld dude I know they’re teasing a comic along those lines so I really hope we get a spiderverse movie with all 3 spidermen
Dude, spoilers alert next time
Comicgamer 29 had plenty of time to see it shouldn’t be on spiderman videos lmao grow up
Jack Wyman uhh plenty of time? It’s July 5th it came out 3 days ago
I swear they didn’t hand him a script, he just says/shouts quips and everyone is trying to keep up with him
thats what you call A man improvising literally every line that he was given, and everybody loves that!
That wouldn't surprise me a bit. JK Simmons seems like the kind of guy who could just channel JJJ and make him real.
Picture this: JK Simmons improvising J. Jonah Jameson in an argument with R Lee Ermey improvising Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
@@herbderbler1585 if only R. Lee hasnt passed away...
Actually every scene he's in it's actually improvised
i didnt notice the doctor strange reference back then until today
Me too
Didn't even know who the fuck Dr Strange was back then. Actually I still don't. Need more movies.
me too!!!!!!! so surprised, but i didn't know who Doctor Strange was back then
Same
Y'know jk simmons can play doctor strange cuz he look very similar to his comic counterpart
He made the movies so much better. Glad he's returning
Really?
@@aminashehu8628 yeah have u not seen far from home and no way home
@@dionelmejia8093 not yet
Unfortunately he couldn’t save that dumpster fire
@@MKultraInstinct What dumpster fire?
This shit's about to get a looooot of incoming traffic
Word 😩😩
Best part of the movie. I'm so excited about Spiderman now!
Ayeeeeeeee
FACTS
Why tho
"Does Anyone Care About What I Want ?"
"I Do . "
" Shut Up . Get Out ."
"What, are you looking for a raise? Get out." ;)
Jack1981 there's the door
Died. XD XD XD
I was gonna read this comment when the scene came up at the same time....
^ something all girls say.
There is no such thing as perfect casting’
*J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson*
😱😱😱😱😱😱
So perfect, that he literally jumped universes.
He is in Spiderman FFH,damn.
SPOILER ALERT!
He's back!
Totally agree!! J.K. Simmons NAILS the character of J. Jonah Jameson flawlessly!
One of the most unique comic reliefs in cinema. He was terrifying yet had the absolute best lines.
"Spiderman was a hero. I just couldn't see it, he was.....A THIEF, A CRIMINAL, HE STOLE MY SUIT."
Patches O'Houlihan HE’S A MENACE TO THE ENTIRE CITY!
I WANT THAT WALL CRAWLING ARACHNID PROSECUTED!
I WANT HIM STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB!
@@TheSplitish *newspaper edit
I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm convinced that the reason why J Jonah Jameson hasn't appeared in a movie since Spider-Man 3 is because they can't find anyone who could possibly replace J.K. Simmons.
MLPFiMBrony2232 Lol right
Just bring him back.
agreed!
Agreed 200%!!
He's playing Him Gordon though and I belive that Marvel has something on their contracts stopping people from being in DC movies
"He wants that job and he wants that job, does anyone care about what I want?
"I do."
"Shut up...get out." 😂😂😂
Yeah it was like Micheal Scott and Dwight Schrute kind of relationship..
It's actually staff job not "that job"
I literally came here just for that line.
Seriusly hoffman is terifiying , you just call him and he instantly there🙄,
acurrington1984
that's some comedy gold right there!
Omg I never noticed how much his wife actually controls him. They did show Jameson loves family and the people in that little way. And that's true to his character.
“He stole my suit.” *[Therefore,]* “he’s a menace to the entire city.” Lmaooo.
and it wasn't even his suit to begin with LMAO
@@gaaligadu148 hey he did pay for it though
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@@CobiVonSchweetz yo mama!
@@CobiVonSchweetz Maybe I want to be left behind did you ever think about that.
Betty: Your wife lost her cheque book.
JJ: Thanks for the good news.
Mike Gaddass check book or ch-e-cue book
Force Yoda What are you trying to say?
Checkbook nigga
"Think Parker! Just because Spiderman save people doesn't mean he is a hero!"
😂😂
Everything and everyone you will ever love will worship this criminal!!!
WHAT will you have in 5 YEARS after this web-crawling arachnid wins over everyone!!!!
Parker: You, Mr. Jameson. I'd still have you.
Jameson (Cries): Get out of my building
Hell, even Omniman even looked exactly like JJJ when it came to the hairstyle and mustache. Just put JJJ into the costume, increase the muscles, talk more straightforward, and then you have Omniman. 😅
@@Lauren_210 Some voice actors tend to look similar to the character they're voicing. I first noticed it on Disney and Dreamworks.
*spiderman disappears and he blame himself*
Why did you make me do this!?
i love how hoffman is always there before he gets called, the running joke is in all 3 movies, Sam raimi fucking killed it
This is probably the most perfect casting in all history
I’m so glad someone else agrees.
Definitely
Like some say Rainn Wilson as Dwight, some say Bryan Cranston as Walter White, I’d say Simmons as Jameson! Couldn’t imagine anyone else in this role
@@2elss dude stan Lee does. He always wanted to play Jameson but said Simmons did better than he ever could.
This and Hugh Jackman are both off the pages
"I trust my barber"
- Jonah J. Jameson 2002
huh? xD
J. Jonah Jameson
2019: *No longer trusts barber*
J K Simmons playing JJJ in the MCU is one of the best decisions ever made by Marvel
I kind of like this spider man better than new one
Does this mean he's the only guy in different realities? Man,
bastardjustice unless toby becomes uncle ben in the mcu 😂😂
he's like RDJ for tony stark hahaha
SPOILER
“Food poisoning scare sweeps city!”
“Some food got poisoned?”
“I’m a little nauseous, yeah.”
Best joke in the trilogy.
2:12-2:20 Jameson's laugh is the only gif that deserves the tecnological effort to have sound.
I can hear it every time
as if you need sound to hear that legendary image
The thigh slap was the cherry on top
...You serious?
Simmons was born to play this character. He is even more iconic than RDJ.
Yes absolutely
JK simmons as JJJ
Viola Davies as Amanda Waller
are the underappreciated Comic accurate castings.
(JK is getting love now)
He definitely is the right guy to play that character.
Simmons is iconic in all of his roles. Cave Johnson and Omni Man are currently my favorites
I think Simmons was more iconic in the pre-MCU era. JK is still the only Jameson I ever want, of course, but RDJ is a pretty perfect fit for Iron Man
“Doctor Strange.”
“That’s pretty good. But it’s taken.”
Thomas Weeden yea and few year later we already have his movie.
Great, now im gonna have to rewatch all 3 Raimi Spiderman to find any other MCU references I didn't know about back then
BRUH LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL IT THE NEW MEME
@@davidekberg9027 not mcu references, it was a Marvel comic reference back then
Does MCU only specifically refer to the Disney films? Cuz I meant it in the general sense, you know references to the universe as constructed by comic series formally own by Marvel.
4:25
J.J.: I drove Spider-Man away.
Hoffman: He was the only one who could’ve stopped Octavious.
J.J.: .....Yes😐😒
Spider-man was a hero i just he was A THIEF A CRIMINAL! HE STOLE MY ASTROSUIT I WANT A NEW PROP!
- You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
- I trust my barber.
A quote by god
José Mike Explains a lot about his appearance in Far From Home.
-You shouldn't.
@@darnayblue3081 SPOILER!!! smh
DeJay Meyer It wasn’t a spoiler, it was confirmed 4 weeks ago and he appeared on the red carpet at the premiere.
“Dr. Strange”
“That’s pretty good, but it’s taken”
I see what you did there 😂
It got me good 😂
Aung Lin 😂
Woah I never knew they made a reference for him back then :o
How did I miss this Easter egg
I love the implication that Doctor Strange exists as a superhero in the Sam Raimi Trilogy.
0:39
2007: “I trust my barber”
2019: *bald headed*
I understood that reference
He actually wore a flat top wig in the Raimi films.
😄😄😄
Me: 2:12
JJJ : the last time i trusted someone, i lost most of my hair
“I trust my barber”
And
“Im a little nauseous , yeah”
Lines are so under rated
*nauseous
@@jonnybirchyboy1560 thanks
His trust is well placed with a cut that clean
J Jonah Jameson was wayy too under appreciated by me when I was younger. I mostly just cared about PP, MJ, HO and the Spider-Man scenes. Looking back JJJ is my favourite character, he's hilarious
Smine completely the same!
Smine h a h a you like pp
Poor choices of acronym
usually you want characters like jjj to die or get their come upings but in the movies im on his side lol..always..hes like me....hes so relatable
You’re fired
Best comic book character adaptation.
Dream Chaser Robert Downey JR as Iron Man, Heath Ledger as the Joker, and Hugh Jackman were all amazing casting choices but none come close JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson. He owns this role
@@Craig-gq4gb I feel like with Robert Downey Jr and Heath Ledger its not so much a good adaptation of the comic but more they did an amazing version of that character.
Zehao Of course. Neither of them were exactly ‘comic book’ accurate, but they made us feel like it was their roles
This is the most accurate adaptation of a comic book character, the next closest is Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool and Christopher Reeve as Superman
I feel like Downey was perfect casting. The other two I agree though.
"Anybody care about what I want?"
"I do.."
"Shut up, get out"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He be getting mistreated left and right 😂
😂😂
😂😂
3:40 XDDDD
That bloke was born for this role. Perfect casting. I don't imagine anyone else playing him now.
Best Moments? You mean every time he's on screen
Cyber Reshrihm This video is missing several Jameson scenes from all the three scenes
Nugget Noggin haha Fr
Yeah,best moments
Tottaly agree with you man
Agreed but I’m not complaining
"Doctor strange
-that's a good one. But it's taken."
Multiverse confirmed
Well, Doctor Strange was a real doctor who was well known.
@@Qardo and tony stark is well known on the planet and not one Easter egg of him 😑😑😑
@@shabazzgotyoass1722 I just checked on Wikipedia that in the raimi universe the only two heroes are dr strange and spidey. There is no tony stark.
you know its all in the same universe right?
@@seyyednaqvi6760 what of course not! This sequel is not in the mcu mate
“Boss your wife’s on the line she said she lost the checkbook”
“Thanks for the good news.”
Lolol
@@beneko1127 they did when the movie was made lol
😂😂😂😂
I guess it means she's bregnant 🙄
@@beneko1127 I do only when it's needed.
What's the use of a checkbook anyway ? Jameson sounds really happy when his wife lost that 🤔
4:00 - the best scene ever undeservedly cut from a movie.
I love how it’s implied they had to make his buzzer progressively louder with each film, so that he’d be able to hear it.
LuckyRabbit33 I never noticed til now 🤣
"Doesn't anyone care what I want?!"
"I do sir ..."
"... shut up ... get out ..."
Best line ever.
😂😂😂
That s the best scence i toughth
He just knows it's Hoffman and doesn't want him in his office period, so just outresponds "Shut up, get out."
Best scene fr
2:12
1. Cool Dr. Strange reference
2. JK Simmons WAS MADE FOR THIS ROLE
When you get to portray the same character twice after getting two reboots, you know you were made for this role.
Peter: "That's your problem, you don't trust anyone!"
Jonah: "I trust my barber!"
Kevin Fiege and Sony: *BALD*
Jameson has my respect, in the first film he could have sold Peter out to green goblin while his life was threatened but chose not to.
In jonah's vision, He would lose the only one that got Spider-Man's close ups for front page. 📰
SiphtSighter' true but at the same that wouldn’t be worth his life
@@ravial360 a cut-throat businessman's envisioned profit is dearer to him than his life, surely😆
@@johnnydoe6696 Yeah. He's prideful with his wife and his son. And Jameson runs a newspaper his way to keep it running and has to be more of a leader. Guess that's why he looked to be more rational with Peter in Spider-Man 3 in comparison to No.2 when he just fires (unfires) Peter at a whim when he couldn't get enough pics. Him and his _BL00D PRESSURE_ lol But when Spider-Man disappeared he opened up when Mary Jane was kidnapped (again) when she was John's Fiancé and knew he needed him
@@johnnydoe6696 he’s better than Terrence fletcher that’s for sure.
Weird how youtube recommend this after far from home
Thanks.
Same here bro
From last week it was in my recommendation. And at this weekend I watched far from home, now understand why.😉
Brooooo.... same 😂😂😂😂
Yep, I saw Far From Home last night, and now it's on my Recommendation
"Your fired"
2 secs later
"Your unfired"
That's pretty unstable and fast
I mean, the way Peter reacted, you get the impression he's fired on a regular basis as well as being unfired...
I believe JJJ liked Peter a lot, he would never actually fire him.. they all knew he was a genuinely good kid trying to make his ends meet. Despite all that petty behaviour he has a good heart we all saw that multiple times.
@@mrigankamaulichakraborty7088 yup, he's got a good heart, he once protected Peter from Green goblin, by protecting, he covered Peter's name from being a photographer and said he didn't know who took the shots of Spiderman
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I hope negative conversations and arguments don't follow, please
As kid I didn't appreciate his character at all, now as an adult I find him funny as well and probably the most memorable character in the whole trilogy
As a kid we don't understand older people jokes
"It's taken"- Sam Raimi proceeds to take the role of director in Doctor Strange The Multiverse of Madness.
😲 I just realized it
I'd like to see a triple J show with this actor of course.
A comedy like "the office" with peter parker showing up here and there.
What are the odds....maybe it’s fate!!!!
Doctor Strange was in comics, many years ago before this trilogy.
@@okahuchu thank god for Steve Ditko, right?
Talk about being comic accurate... Watching him act is as entertaining as reading a comic, so much passion in his expressions, and it comes out so naturally, doesn't feel forced... It legit feels like they made a synthetic body and transfered the consciousness straight out of the comic
This was the best casting of a comic book character , wolverine coming a close second
J K Simmons perfects every role he plays
@@whyareureadingthis6719 only other movie I've seen with him in it is Whiplash, and he delivered too well!!
@@joszsz U ever played portal 2? He was fkn amazing in that game
@@whyareureadingthis6719 I haven't, but I just saw a clip of his voice-over (the Cave Johnson lemons rant). It's so aggressive and hilarious 😂
J.K. Simmons was absolute best choice for the character J. Jonah Jameson. By looks, voice and personality.
Thanks to Sony and Feige for bringing him back
There’s no other person that can play J Jonah Jameson than JK Simmons.
He's literally a comic book character who came to life! Like it's perfect!
If Ryan Reynolds can be cast as Deadpool twice, or Stan Lee in multiple Marvel movies from multiple studios, then why can't we get J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah. Jameson again?
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation he looks really old now, he changed so much and his arm muscles a hella big now as well
Chi on his face just get him to play the role dammit
*cgi*
absolute.... GENIUS. thanks
LocalDavs just give him a wig and have him grow out a mustache
Jameson : Spiderman, he’s a Hero.
1 second later
HE IS A CRIMINAL!!!!
Lmfao that was so good!
He flipped that switch quick. Lol
Its like skyrim:
-thank you for saving the city! Youre a hero!
*accidentally fires a spell*
-never should come here!
JJ:
"I want that four-legged two bit Criminal prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I want that Thief to be strung up by his own webbing." LOL😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jameson Spider-Man relationship is like that of jokers and Batmans only very less psychotic
2:34 you can TELL she was enjoying that!
Can we get an Office like tv show starring the daily bugle
The man in the Silver Socks I never knew I needed this until now
Still starring JK Simmons and Ted Raimi though.
Distracted Globe Productions and Elizabeth banks
Holy shit that would be incredible!!!
I would so watch that
"You're fired"
"Chief the planetarium party"
"Oh right you're unfired, I need you, come here"
69 likes
“What do you know about high society?”
@@darthdank791 "Ah don't answer that, my society photographer got in the head by a polo ball, you're all I got, big party for an American hero: my son the austranat"
Grandmaster Dragonborn Could you pay me in advance?
+Hail Hydra "PWEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (slam)..... You serious?? pay you for what, standing there?? the planetarium* tomorrow night, 8 O clock, there's the door."
SPOILER
JJ wants pictures of Spider-Man so bad he went to an entirely different universe (MCU)
Michael Johnson bruh spoilers
Damn could have putted a damn warning
_THAT WAS A SPOILER! YOU'RE FIRED!_
But in MCU,he accused Spider-Man killed Mysterio 🤭 (MAJOR SPOILER)
@@autisticbuckfan I WANT PICTURES OF MICHEAL JOHNSON STAT!!
0:58 Not now...Still not now! Best line by him 😂
I love how Hoffman has a sixth sense for when he's needed.
I mean. He does have control of the Necronomicon
Hoffman-senses are tingling
“Miss Brant.”
“Yes?”
“Get me a violin.”
Reservoir Dogs reference.
@Osman Yousif Not really, that retort has been around for decades and it’s not even the same phrase
Five minutes to deadline Jonah
And they never show her getting the violin. Was it the world's smallest one?
That’s not the position he hired her for
The pills scene always kills me
‘Drink plenty of water!’
‘....thank you’
@@skeletor6287 best part in the movie
Same. 😂
Betty's smug "It's payback time" look on her face caps it off perfectly.
YOU TELL MY WIFE!
"What are you looking for, raise? Get out!"
Gets me everytime.
If he ain't at least 5'10", smoking cigars, and demanding pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by Monday morning, is he even a real man?
Nope he’s the kind of man you fire
Then rehire because you realize you need him.
I'm 6'3", smoke cigarettes, and i demand pictures of hot chick with big ole titties. Close enough?
Sherwin Aguilar there are two types of people in this world: Jameson and those who work for him
That why he editor
@@anamelikemine make it Spider-man with big ole titties and you're hired!
10 characters who can beat thanos in seconds
even with infinity gauntlet
Dr. Manhattan
Bugs Bun- no no,.........MARIO, yes Mario
Saitama, Goku and JJJ
Who is this Thanos? He’s a menace to the entire universe, that’s what! I want pictures of Thanos!
J.J - “HOFFMA-“
Hoffman - “Yeah?”
J.J - 😐
-What are we gonna call this guy? :P
Uh-uh..Doctor Octopus!
@@amandaeklund8136 doctor strange
@@ismaelhenriquez007 crap
Hoffman is Batman? He can come and go without anyone noticing.
As my late and sadly missed friend Derek once said, 'it's like they reached into the comic/cartoon & plucked J Jonah out & put him in the films!'. Uncanny!
So...
The Uncanny J Jonah Jameson?
Just like RDJ was born to play Tony Stark, J. K. Simmons was born to play J. Jonah Jameson
He doesn't play JJJ, he is literally him 😂😂
@@victorachim3951 LOL YEAH
@@victorachim3951 I know right
and same thing with Toby maguire
Even the MCU knew that, so they brought him in
JK has said he'd return to the role. Now if only someone would have the balls to ask him!
Of course he did - it's the only time he gets a head of hair! It's why he trusts his barber.
Actually, he DID return to the role. Multiple times in fact.
He voiced him in Ultimate Spider-man
@@mrcritical6751 Did he voice Jameson in the Yuri Lowenthal Spider-Man game?
JK would fire all of them in character and take over the studio
“MCU Spiderman appears”
[J. Jonah Jameson:I’m about to end this criminal’s career.]
He literally did🙄
@@kumar1400 Nah Spidey's still going to be Spidey, he's just going to be doing it on the run.
Hands down the most accurate portrayal of a comic book character ever
J. Jonah Jameson Best Scenes [HD]
_did you mean?_ : *EVERY J. JONAH JAMESON SCENE EVER*
Golden acting golden script
Goddammit Smosh 😂
Every scene with Jameson is best
He can't be replaced,
Pretty sure he showed all the scenes anyway
1:53
Me in 2004- Who the hell is Dr. Strange
Me in 2019- Haha I GET THE REFERENCE!!!
It's supposed to 2016! That's when things got STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@dr.strangebat9397 they said 2019 cause that's the first time that they've seen the scene again lol
@@zombieslayer2479, oh.....
@Ranveer N lotta fake fans
101proguitarist of course you do XD
When this guy gets old and gets dementia he'll be sitting in the nursing home demanding pictures of Spiderman
And Spider-Man visits him every once and a while
GIVE ME PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN! !!!!!!!!
I would watch that
Either that or talking about how the kids are doing air bending wrong ;)
Give me (cough) pictures of spider-man (cough) (cough) and somebody bring me some pills
Betty pressing that buzzer multiple times cracks me up. She enjoyed every minute of that 😂😂
1:03
peter: you've turned the whole city against him
JJJ: a fact im very proud of
Man I’m ded💀☠️
This is the best
Boss your wife is on the line said she lost her checkbook
"Here's a headline food poisoning scare sweep city."
"Some food got poisoned."
"I'm a little nauseous yeah."🤣
"I drove spiderman away"
"And he's the only who could stop doctor octavius"
😒
*YES*
1:53
"Dr strange"
"That's good...BUT ITS TAKEN"
Just slidin by and nobody calld it out....
Why did they NOT put Doctor Strange in this trilogy...would have been excellent to see a Doctor Strange/Spiderman team up
@@Nintendofan2012 licensing problem
Sony only bought the rights to Spiderman and not until MCU Civil War did they relent the rights back to Marvel
@@Codex_0613 oh so if they did want a teamup it would have been a complex matter to say the least
@@Nintendofan2012 lots of legal issues, and tons of money
“Your wife’s on the line she said she lost her checkbook”
“Thanks for the good news” 😂😂 i didn’t understand this golden dialogue until I became an adult.
- Doctor Strange
- That's very good... But it's taken!
No. You do NOT make a joke about a movie that came out on my birthday! NEVER!
Shut up, nobody cares
Hoffman predicted The MCU Doctor Strange Film.
TolerantCoot6 doctor strange existed before the movie
Haze345 No shit, Sherlock. I meant the 2016 MCU Doctor Strange film.
I couldn't imagine Tom Holland working for this guy. He'd fall to pieces emotionally.
Maybe Tony’s quips are to toughen him up to when he works for JJJ
@@Couldbedumber Have you not seen Far From Home? No chance of that happening.
Well, given the ending of the last movie, he won't, given he just unmasked him...
He'd probably start crying
Yeah just like Tobey crying all the time and taking shit from everybody in almost every movie. Both are a bunch of pussies
"Your wife's on the line she said she lost the check book"
"Thanks for the good news"
😂😂😂😂😂
“IF YOU SPEND ANY MORE YOU CAN PICK THE DAISIES OFF MY GRAVE! GET PLASTIC!”
JK Simmons portraying this character is the most underrated in the entire MCU. It’s literally on par with Downey playing iron man and dare I say better. He really brings JJ Jonah to life