[YTP] National Giraffeic Teaches You Slnimals

[@OneMeanArtist]

"...and within a few hours of being born, the calf can die."
LOUSY PARENTING

[@ootfan7882]

😂

[@Circuitssmith]

The patient’s dead.
*LOUSY CAREGIVER*

[@Connie.T.]

I miss the rains down in Giraffrica.

[@torinobrougham3525]

Lol!

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Same :(

[@benpokroy528]

Conrad Thompson giraffricreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lol

[@DJWarwing]

bless*

[@leogio8093]

I had to sing that song for a recital and it gives me ptsd every time I hear it

[@pthooie]

I can confirm that I am able to uhh

[@cs188]

Nice profile picture.

[@beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

nice car

[@picodrift]

Lousy parenting

[@torinobrougham3525]

Wouldn't it be nice if every profile picture was this nice?

[@ダスティンライリー]

Giraffeic WINDMILLS *pop* Noice.

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

*I-I-I-I-I-I-Interestingly, Giraffes have a tendency to disappear for a period of 400 to 460 days after which they dance, but it's pretty rare, most of the time they lay down Dead*

[@kurade1096]

no replies lul

[@flexsealman7096]

That's right. He definitely said all that. 👏👏

[@MrMindwavess]

Don't talk to me or my Giraffes ever again.

[@marvinkazhe]

MrMindwavess is that bomberman?

[@gerryjr6490]

It looks like Bomberman

[@marsandcobbles2404]

Uh oh, he's going to throw bombs at us

[@popular_dollars]

If giraffes give birth while standing then does that mean that every giraffe starts life by falling several feet?

[@Gopnikawa]

Yup... and within a few hours, the calf can die.

[@Xbalanque84]

Cyrule
Yes, actually.

[@lachlanhenderson6591]

John Price And then they will spend their time laying down dead...

[@pyrrehraus6571]

Cyrule
Trains them to develop a early resistance to fear of heights because they're fucking tall, very far from the ground

[@serioustable8659]

Actually they are all born with a cape so they can fly around a bit before landing

[@Stingy_Vette]

"But when food is scarce-"
"Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here."

[@-SUM1-]

"Our first story comes from an animal named giraffe, big species about 5 m tall"

[@HauntedCorpse]

Te way of te lykes

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

Stingy_Vette Right as I read your comment that part came up. Wow

[@Stingy_Vette]

+Aaron McCann That's cos' it was meant to be.

[@AT7outof10]

When that white boy suddenly showed up I actually got startled.

[@ttttoasty]

They tend to spend most of the time lying *dead*

[@Punkini]

I mean technically everyone spends most of time lying dead

[@BIIIIGBODDY]

OH NOT THIS AGAIN

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@Punkini your comment cracks me up as only gallows humor can 👍

[@EpicB]

I loved the messed up Superman theme.

[@cybercoltz9054]

Twily is too sexy for my shirt
too sexy it hurts

[@cybercoltz9054]

'Twilight Sparkle grinning intensifies'

[@megaball-ps8tq]

Ikr

[@samtinkle9076]

Haha copyright go weeee

[@leremoz4975]

*I T S P O R N*

[@spacecorpse3212]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@greensheep9973]

Butts butts buttsbuttsbutts

[@gene4438]

69th like 😉

[@Herman_Hedning]

@@spacecorpse3212 original comment

[@hahaa3341]

Your pic... *I T S P O R N*

[@FriendlyKat]

"Within a few hours, the calf can die." *Zooms in as sad music plays* LMAO

[@lucky12297]

Starwarsrap1 LOUSY PARENTING

[@Odenqueen]

lucky12297 Lousy caregiver

[@tortillatrash1351]

:(

[@Remythechef]

(Mild seizures)

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

dying makes you live longer, you know.

[@halfi593]

''Interestingly, the male giraffes are pregnant.''
What?

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

Giraffes aren't seahorses!

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

Congratulations on getting 69 likes

[@dunkanbulk14]

fun fact, male Giraffes tend to be gay and mostly have sex with other males when there are no females around

[@milkbeforecereal7064]

@@dunkanbulk14 very strange creatures. Very strange indeed.

[@mellowhateseverybodyandals1289]

trans rights

[@Hydrolaevea]

This video...uuuuh..was...uh this...uuhhhh...very....uhhhhh.........nice......uuuuh

[@kmlkmljkl]

lemme get uhhhh

[@KmansRants]

Gabe Newell Can we get uhhhhhhh Half life 3?

[@themcjarhead1383]

Uh, no?

[@neoliten]

@@KmansRants gaben fulfilled your request

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

Jeff Goldblum?

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Still more educational and scientifically accurate than Shark Week.

[@DudeWithThePoop]

Next time I go on Safari, I'm hoping to see the giraffes. It's quite stupid how they'll disappear for 460 days, but I guess that's what makes them rare and special.

[@theunbashableflash2253]

Hopefully you will be able to see them play solitare quite well and then see them die so they can live longer.

[@ScientistCat]

They're quite immature though.

[@shawnfields266]

YFCG honestly, id rather see the giraffes dance.

[@dankdreams5412]

Mabye you can see the young move into tents

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

DudeWithThePoop hope you get to see the the ones that prefer areas with plenty of africa...africa....africa

[@ExplodingPinapple]

This is actually surprisingly clean for you, but it's enjoyable to hell and back all the same! Congratulations on another AMAZING poop!

[@cs188]

I think the cleanliness is why some people don't like it as much. :3

[@ExplodingPinapple]

cs188 Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

[@Odenqueen]

cs188 But there was still one cum joke, so I mean...

[@WingedFish66]

Got all cyriak for a minute there 0:17

[@ieatkids03]

"Top ten anime cross overs"

[@Soufriere84]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the Cyriak influences in this.

[@Difixed]

Snagrio
Glad I'm not the only one who knows who he ks

[@ieatkids03]

Everyone knows Cyriak, he's been on UA-cam ever since it came around.

[@Icheasea_T]

Snagrio yup first thing I thought of too

[@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP]

0:46 R.I.P. Chris Cornell

[@ThePersonMan555BAT]

LOUSY PARENTING

[@michaelt62077]

Lousy caregiver

[@mastro6346]

LOUSY DIGESTION

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

L O U S Y C U M

[@AaronCataract]

LOUSY LOUSE

[@procommentr]

FIRE A LAZER *FIRE A LAZER*

[@A6by]

"They generally prefer areas with plenty of Africa."

[@marsandcobbles2404]

Toto Africa plays while on LSD

[@PerryMason123]

Oh god, CS found out what Wild Animal Racing is

[@cs188]

YEEEEP

[@hildahilda9468]

yee

[@ricksanchez9657]

lol

[@SekiroSins]

TheToxic Avenger666 i

[@Yourlocalidiot28472]

umm umm umm umm umm umm umm umm UMM

[@timesnewlogan2032]

AHAHAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE!

[@sirepower8009]

its a slnimals

[@estoniaman]

IT'S PORN

[@Xurikyo]

Ok Patrick that's enough

[@dragonmanover9000]

No, graph!

[@hazeeqherman3076]

Nice spogebob recreser

[@SleepSoul]

Giraffes are long.

[@wesleyscott1633]

Ionic Bubble in*

[@Norules1704]

*L O N G*

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

Giraffes are gross.

[@alpacasaurus3856]

and thicc

[@austiblaze_it9832]

Simon The Human Big dick giraffe

[@jamesondoane32]

"and they will die, and that all allows them to live for extended periods"

[@ootfan7882]

How stupid

[@ryankelsey9646]

Lost it at that joke! lol!

[@joshworthit3346]

They particularly prefer places with plenty of A F R I C A

[@weirdcat8373]

2:14 You know, this scene looks really cool with the music, white giraffes, trees, purple sky.

[@ootfan7882]

The white giraffes remind me of Girifarig concept art.

[@Mattfrie1]

Nice Toto reference there starting at 2:04. "I'LL BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN GIRAFFRICA!"

[@torinobrougham3525]

Love that song!

[@kadehugh3091]

To be honest I feel like when he does livestreams where people give him suggestions the video ends up being 10 times better

[@nicelooser]

at 0:17 gross in germans translates to tall, so she said giraffes are tall

[@KenshiIV]

Jesse wut

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Which perfectly fits the scene after that.

[@ArghyadeepPal]

You mean this word Groß?? Well technically it also means large or huge in English, and at the same time something which is not pretty to look at..

[@opshredderytp]

She said "disgusting" + "tall"

[@Punkini]

@@ArghyadeepPal I’ve never heard that! I’m learning German and I’ve never heard that it has a negative connotation at all?

[@TheInvshika]

I just started work as a zookeeper and can confirm giraffes do indeed drink large quantities of soup

[@OwOHC]

I was laughing from start to finish! Absolutely hilarious!

[@evillecaston]

3:22 Best CSrave ever, and I didn't even have to fork over 750 sparks!

[@happysedits]

The youtube legend uploaded. I hate new youtube, bring back simpler times without Jake Paul.

[@happysedits]

YTP ftw

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Jake Paul is Fake Paul.

[@noisepuppet]

What's a Jake Paul? I'm a Mary Smith.

[@thebanishedjokervods6920]

Him and his asshole brother Logan. They're both assholes.

[@ringerlafinger6031]

noisepuppet How old are you?

[@megaball-ps8tq]

Young giraffes usually fall prey to lions, spotted hyenas, and wild dogs
Shows a picture of domestic dogs running

[@zozzieozzie7691]

Lion knig

[@JynxedKoma]

LMAO!!!!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Can you do more Safari documentaries?

[@willmannion685]

I would like to see some firefox documentaries though...

[@awk4722]

I'd like to see some tor documentaries

[@AlexYorim]

Jeff Carroll Same with Firefox and Chrome documentaries.

[@vcvcf1896]

No. Switch to Microsoft Word. 😐

[@chrisgaming9567]

Do the "Walking With" trilogy

[@UnknownUser-ih5ek]

2:19 is my new backround.

[@itsmemrnukki]

Giraffes are giraffes.

[@ramsierjouster2443]

Uhh

[@SunnyMackey]

Actually they're slnimals

[@giraffeman326]

Nukki I agree

[@HoHSiS]

1:37
Wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around
And wandering around

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

I T ' S B O R N .

[@8bitdiedie]

Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: (still indecisive on what to order) Yeah, I'll have the 0:26

[@El_Wiwo]

@alex crews fuck off

[@fartmunch973]

Ur probably mad you’re still getting replys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

2:04
Giraffrica by Toto

[@loxishortridge1135]

Welcome back, our great lord.

[@DrexelZzhoren]

Loxi S we worship you, CS188

[@TheViral64]

Noods

[@ricksanchez9657]

MLG Patrick Star 420 lol u said nudes

[@CaptainWahoo-gh2pg]

0:46 Nice job adding in Chris Cornell AND Eddie Vedder
1:51 GREAT JOB ADDING IN THE DISTORTED VERSION OF THE SUPERMAN THEME SONG

[@imakevideossometimes9144]

2:30 *_nothin' left for me to do but dance!_*

[@LoavesOfGum]

its amazing how after years, you still put out amazing content.
long live the cs188

[@IffyJottere]

3:18 "UA-cam Poops - they're really quite immature." You know what? They're worth a cheap laugh or two... worth it. :)

[@Thunderbirds101]

Nice giraffe!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Nice Car ds!

[@SonicAndOKKOFanatic]

I wonder how Thunderbirds101 got here, though. This is weird.

[@TheFlodyo]

*G - REFF*

[@viggo8213]

Nice car!

[@cckiller0053]

Nice day

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

When I saw this in my feed I CAME WITH AMAZING ACCURACY

[@sophieadriannag]

Nice giraffe.

[@torinobrougham3525]

Not so nice giraffe...

[@DiegoAlanTorres96]

Nice cards

[@sophieadriannag]

Large poOps.

[@katsupsauce]

So, gira-*GIRAFFES*

[@billymays1857]

HI BILLY UUUMMMM MAYS HERE!

[@RollerCoasters62719]

This dude can get literally any peice of video media and turn it into a YTP.

[@ViperEye]

0:51
Not just any soup though, has to be *_flextape soup_*...

[@elfmonster1476]

"They tend to spend most of their time, lying down dead." I mean...

[@PaoloDiBlasiYTPITA]

cs188 is THE GOD of YTP!

[@fen4554]

Oh damn, CS188 is watching too much Cyriak again.
Trick statement, there is no such thing as too much Cyriak.

[@gabbygabs8271]

1:01 - Me when I see a giraffe.

[@1SlowYota]

"Male giraffes are pregnant"

[@hahaa3341]

Which makes them live for extended period of time

[@SceptileMasterr]

Source is Safari Sunday - Giraffes if anyone was wondering

[@ThrowAway_462]

Some of the songs used...
Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike 0:47
Toto - Africa 2:03
Jamiroquai - Canned Heat 2:29

[@chacharealsmooth6169]

Throw Away thxx

[@fiorearciuolo691]

I love that you managed to poop your own voice in there even though this has nothing to do with you lol

[@3hreejay242]

1:46 “ *Slnimals* “ 😂😂😂

[@HIDLad001]

Great to see this back up.

[@bfrazer8696]

Is no one gonna talk about how freaking good the dancing edit was 😂

[@MaxW-er1hm]

Yes. You are. Congrats.

[@polo619652]

Hmm video is almost over, where is my recurring meme? 3:10 SUS
Aye, there it is.

[@BBHood217]

Put giraffes up in the air.

[@Flightline_]

Cyriak188

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

lmao especially in this one

[@jamesballack4426]

YES! Been so excited with this YTP since the livestream! Thanks for releasing so soon.

[@cs188]

:)

[@NationOfOranges696]

I was expecting the Saturday Night Live skit of Giraffes when I saw the title.

[@MoralTruth]

0:26 me when trying to present my giraffeic report in class

[@Immagonko]

Man, I love giraffes and I love YTP videos even more!
This is a perfect video for me!

[@pandapants9625]

2:19 I think I laughed a bit too hard at that.

[@turingsghost]

The bootlegged sequel to Zooks!

[@crookedstar2129]

I think I haven't laughed this hard at something besides a Joel stream.

[@simmerocky2393]

These Giraffes don't know they are now internet celebrities

[@erinpaine8889]

1:53 IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

[@phlash649]

Everytime I see Scratch Doctor my will to live increases

[@zaneetue7991]

In know this isn't on the subject, but are you Ness? Ninten? Someone else?

[@Fluxus_Lux]

Ah, so this is how CS's style interacts with a more understated source.

[@Kantie]

LOOK AT THAT HORSE

[@macki34549]

Idk why 1:37-1:42 got me so good but I can’t stop laughing

[@derpdoggo1050]

I lost it when 'Africa' started playing XD

[@aerong.6347]

1:16
"Are you seriously doing that?"

[@megansutton9699]

01:07 it looks like a swan or a flamingo

[@briancahill9594]

Girafflamingo lol

[@datboi9539]

Because of this video I only refer to these animals as "Giraf- gIrAfFeS".

[@NotOnLand]

Them constantly going back to being dead with that music is just the best

[@jackdeygmedia.3096]

ITS BACK

[@maxthepaladin2147]

IKR? I'm so glad it is

[@willowgunnerthelunaticbio-5933]

0:14 And the older loin, AND THE OLDER LOIN

[@ootfan7882]

Giraffes are gross *Alfred HitchCoCK theme*

[@skirdus367]

confirmed: giraffes are scarceivores

[@fourburnerbreakfast]

"large quanities of..." and i knew of what

[@bottomtext3855]

It's a giraffe
-Patrick star

[@UnofficiallyMang0]

Within a few hours of being born, the calfs can die...

[@roxyhoyt4348]

i like the death jokes.

[@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING]

How wierd is that. Me too.

[@paulsamson8192]

2024….looking for giraf--GIRAFFES!!!!

[@yaminowa]

The dancing giraffe killed me and now I'm dead.

[@bigstevie01]

*Zooms in to your corpse with sad music*

[@jacksongibbs8998]

I think the woman narrating is trying to channel Jeff Goldblum with all the ‘ums.’

[@mpk6664]

A lot of Dathing-ish parts, I love it

[@cs188]

Yeah I felt that way too!

[@mpk6664]

cs188 Do you have an idea what the next editing stream will be on?

[@beastmiester]

CS188 is so good at making UA-cam poops he could probably make one about a funeral and it'd still be funny.

[@danieljuno810]

1:47 that cap bit had me cracking up. Super Giraffe away!

[@jaboopyfuddles4864]

Cs188 is the only one today who can rock the dramatic chipmunk as their profile pic.

[@nathanm4539]

Gonna definitely pass my Biology final now. Thanks cs

[@tjheitor89]

*"In a few hours of being born the calf can DIE." Well no shit...kek*