[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 3: A DEBATE-ABLE FUTURE

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  • @cs188
    @cs188  Місяць тому +1597

    Joe Biden just called me on his 1940s telephone to say that this video is the reason he dropped out of the race

  • @alexanderharris8310
    @alexanderharris8310 Місяць тому +910

    "I never had sex with anybody. Not a single time." - Cill Blinton.

    • @usuarioextra9324
      @usuarioextra9324 Місяць тому +37

      Clit Billton. XDDD

    • @WolfgangvonHam
      @WolfgangvonHam Місяць тому +22

      “Arf, arf, arf”

    • @herniebadlautner.7340
      @herniebadlautner.7340 Місяць тому +12

      Same

    • @__-jf5xy
      @__-jf5xy Місяць тому +2

      The Fofty TooT PrerP of the United Ass : 𝐶𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐵𝑙𝑖𝑙𝐵𝑡𝑜𝑛 (actually : ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ᴊᴇғғʏ😳ʟɪʟʟ ɴʟɪɴᴛᴏɴ😅)

    • @guillaumedarcoit7371
      @guillaumedarcoit7371 Місяць тому +8

      These allegations are gay allegations.

  • @Alice-cn8sn
    @Alice-cn8sn Місяць тому +2101

    “Joe you gotta stop dying everyday”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LuC-k777
      @LuC-k777 Місяць тому +39

      I’m pretty sure that’s his brain cells doing doing the dying

    • @JackDatDoge
      @JackDatDoge Місяць тому +17

      didnt know Kagamine Len dies outside of his songs

    • @theiceyhawttstunna6631
      @theiceyhawttstunna6631 Місяць тому +18

      “It’s very bad!” 😂

    • @theiceyhawttstunna6631
      @theiceyhawttstunna6631 Місяць тому +8

      “Every single thing he says is great!!” 😁

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Місяць тому +3

      Bye bye.

  • @pienoaji
    @pienoaji Місяць тому +794

    man dropped a YTP so fire that Joe dropped the fuck out

    • @my_MillenniumFalcon
      @my_MillenniumFalcon Місяць тому +17

      Waiting for Dana and Jake to host the debate between Donald and Kamala soon - and it gets YTP’ed the heck all over the place! 😂

    • @Zergei
      @Zergei Місяць тому +6

      I can't wait for the YTP of that 😂

    • @ImperialFederationGB
      @ImperialFederationGB Місяць тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Melby185
      @Melby185 23 дні тому

      ​@@my_MillenniumFalconhes prolly gna make kamala a savage

  • @CrossStario
    @CrossStario Місяць тому +2656

    This is what the FBI didn't want us to see.

    • @blurryeyes8572
      @blurryeyes8572 Місяць тому +11

      😂😂😂 omg

    • @zye.
      @zye. Місяць тому +45

      They found this video in the shooter's hard drive

    • @iahimoh4838
      @iahimoh4838 Місяць тому +14

      5:30 I think january 8th is better too. Watching from brazil rn, love these videos

    • @Masonjohnson202
      @Masonjohnson202 Місяць тому +8

      we're dead.
      FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 Місяць тому

      Biden should pee himself

  • @Kangquista
    @Kangquista Місяць тому +149

    "We lost 13 overwatch games with nato
    so he can play with play dough
    in a deadly tornado."
    Ngl Trump has bars.

  • @superkh12
    @superkh12 Місяць тому +1852

    "A coin toss will determine the new US President"
    I mean, that's better then what _we've_ been doing...

    • @brunomcleod
      @brunomcleod Місяць тому +113

      At least a coin toss can’t be rigged

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice Місяць тому +18

      That needs to be the new picker rather than forcing us to vote

    • @drewrussell8531
      @drewrussell8531 Місяць тому

      @@brunomcleod "Breaking news: demopubblicans claim republicrats rigged election with weighted coins!"

    • @HeortirtheWoodwarden
      @HeortirtheWoodwarden Місяць тому +32

      Biden would have a better chance of winning by a coin toss at this point.

    • @FusionDeveloper
      @FusionDeveloper Місяць тому +42

      @@HeortirtheWoodwarden Don't you know that nearly 100% of voters will vote on the same political party, no matter who is running?
      They could literally have 1 candidate be a napkin and the other a paper towel and the outcome of the votes would be almost identical to if it was 2 humans instead.

  • @jebediahkerman8245
    @jebediahkerman8245 Місяць тому +244

    I'm glad YTP as an art form is still alive in this age of AI voices.

  • @ArtistiqueMusic
    @ArtistiqueMusic Місяць тому +896

    So disappointed that Lester Holster did not host this debate

    • @elijahj2005
      @elijahj2005 Місяць тому +188

      Or Swiss cheese. They’re probably sharing seven cases of Corona together.

    • @Gramstaal
      @Gramstaal Місяць тому +35

      @@elijahj2005 At least he got some caw-meos

    • @elijahj2005
      @elijahj2005 Місяць тому +29

      @@Gramstaal Those couldn’t have been CHEEP.

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile Місяць тому +15

      I like Lester Molester more TBH

    • @Jabbersac
      @Jabbersac Місяць тому +14

      Give change a chance, I think Dana Banana and a Fapper did a great job!

  • @CrustyCreditCard
    @CrustyCreditCard Місяць тому +95

    "Who cares about being president? The job sucks"
    Ngl, kinda factual 🤷‍♀️

    • @BiffGreggle
      @BiffGreggle 18 днів тому

      Exactly, anyone who actually wants to be President shouldn't be idolized since they're obviously a damned sociopath

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan Місяць тому +684

    "I can't believe this because this is unbelievable."
    Lore-accurate Trump dialogue.

  • @RSCuber
    @RSCuber Місяць тому +158

    Steve Ballmer appearing out of nowhere and yelling "NO" at the suggestion we stop using Windows 2000 just sent me to the grave with laughter. I'm a ghost now. Thanks.

  • @CometMasonTrucker
    @CometMasonTrucker Місяць тому +1119

    “When it’s time for Biden to speak, he will be difficult to understand with his microphone turned on.”
    Yes.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Місяць тому +58

      That part wasn’t even a poop, just reality.

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Місяць тому +20

      Yeah, while Trump's time is just a goofy change, Biden is just the truth

    • @cooltoonist
      @cooltoonist Місяць тому +3

      that was a masterpiece

    • @windws7137
      @windws7137 Місяць тому +4

      0:32 when it's time for Trump to speak, his microphone will be turned off

  • @Gutterball34
    @Gutterball34 Місяць тому +188

    6:55 “We lost 13 Overwatch games with NATO so he can play with Playdo in a deadly Tornado.” LMAO 😂

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Місяць тому +1162

    I think the dichotomy of having skibidi toilet followed by Baby is perfect.
    The most annoying meme of today vs the most annoying meme of the past

    • @GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel
      @GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel Місяць тому +32

      5:48 was my honest reaction

    • @Kaiju_Chaos
      @Kaiju_Chaos Місяць тому +11

      Skibidi toilet...brain rot confirmed.

    • @greenweeaboo8924
      @greenweeaboo8924 Місяць тому +4

      I never expected to see you here

    • @june9914
      @june9914 Місяць тому +3

      @@greenweeaboo8924NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

    • @maxtaylor5164
      @maxtaylor5164 Місяць тому +6

      skibidi toilet vs Baby - Justin Bieber
      Gen Alpha cringe vs Gen Z cringe lol

  • @trc_1291
    @trc_1291 Місяць тому +83

    6:15 Absolute madness, this had me crying on the floor. Probably one of the funniest sections of a YTP I've ever seen.

    • @Hithalo
      @Hithalo Місяць тому +10

      Muh mam muh mah muh, muh mam muh mah muh

    • @trc_1291
      @trc_1291 Місяць тому +9

      @@Hithalo What this man has done... is... a̸̗͔̠̮̞̱͑͋͌͗̀́̆͒͊̓̇͌͘͝͠ą̷̢̺̘͙̻̺̟̬̌͂͆̑̎̏̿͘̕͝͠å̷͚̫̦͙̑͋͋͒A̶̫̦̣̹̍̋̀͋̀́͂͐͠͝Ä̴̧̨̗̮̦͉̞̪̭̮̘̞͚́̾̆ã̶̋̕ͅą̶̗͙̦͈̄͊̍͘͜͝Á̴̙͙̤̫͍͖̯͓͛̎̔͒̑́̄͑Ả̴͕̲͖͐̀̈̾͝a̵̧̡͈̻͖̮̹̅́̍̓͒͋̈͠a̶̧̤̥̻̪̣̥̣̺̬͐͆̆̐̆̊̐͑̽ͅḁ̸͍̼̖̦͌̇̎̌̎͜ạ̶̛͈̼̦̼͚̯̙̲̙̄́

    • @Hithalo
      @Hithalo Місяць тому +3

      ​@@trc_1291 *Su sos su sos su sos*

    • @Hithalo
      @Hithalo Місяць тому +4

      Dealing with ev- ev- ev- ev- ev- ev- ĘĚĔƏẸÉÊÈËĒĖẸ̸͓̫̖̃̊̍̿̊̅́́̕͝Ĕ̶̛̫̦̫̂̈́̇͌̍̓̑̔͊̌̃E̸̡̨͎̙̲͕̜̮̰͔̳̘͇͎͓̪̠̻̲̍͒̐̀̕Ë̵̡̮̘̝̱̟̜̘̺̗̪̼̙̣͇̙̘͙͍́̽̄̉̾̐͊̃̔̈́̄̈́̌͛͒͒͝Ë̷̱̺̟̰̰̱̞͕̺͉̪̩̭͎̙̖͕̣̃̌̿̑̕Ė̵̯̲̲̺͍̻͙͉̝̳̱̈́̿̎͋̈́̈̓̚̕͝E̴̢̡̢̡̥̯͔̩̱̗̰̻̲̜̫̦͈̘̭̍̅̈́̿̄̍̏̈̏́̍̌̕͘͝E̴̢̱̘̯̻̜̭̤͂̉̑̓̒͗̽̇́̆̏͂̽͆͘̚͝͠͝E̴̛̖̠̥̲̝̥̫͚̻̋͗͂͐̍̎̈́̈̽̔͌͝Ȅ̴̡̢͍͕͈̠̭̩͍̘͕͘ͅͅË̶̡̜̗̫͕͚͔̪͓͎̞̯̻̻̪͙͈̃͂͑̂́͗̃͛͆͗̔̆̀͋̾̒́̕̚͜È̴̲̤͈̰̓̉̍̄̈́́̕͜͜E̶̛̛̱͈̽̌̀͐̐̾̉̆̒̂̾͂͑͆̓̌̓͊͋́̂̆͂͒̂̋̃̓̈́͋̏͛̿͗̂͗̕͝͝͝H̸̢̢̢̧̨̧̡̧̛̳̹̭͉̺̖̫̦̫̝̥̹̪̦̦̻̥̱̬̮͍̰̭͇͎̪̩̖̲̻̬͈̳̩̤̺̟̹̪̦̙͍̞͖͍̗̟̟͔̗͖̼̯̮̭̮̻̖͙͂͌͑̐͂͆͑̀̅̐̐̂̄̋͆͛̾̒̌̇̊͂̈̐̈̀̿̆̈́̅̊́͆͆͛̉̈́̽̀͒̏̓̉̉̎̾͌͌̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅE̵̢̡̛͈͓̣͇͉̯̠͕͈̠͕̮̙̻̺̹͓͙͔̺͖̘̤̝̜̠͔̬̥̺̰͎͎͚̗̮̖͈̒̌̆̌̌̔͑̅̽͒̑̾̾̒̇̓̓́͌̈́̈́̍͑̎̂͝Ḩ̴̨̡̢̧̛̣͇̝̜͓͙͉̩̠͕̳̞̯̰̱̬̹͙̯͚̟̟̥̝̝͚̼̜̥̟̳̫̗̘̼̪̲̲̞̗͙̘͂́̍̈͌͌̊͗̌̀̎̆͋̅̐́̂͗̒̂͒̍͘͜͜͝͠Ę̷̢̨̛̜͓̦̺̻̳̮̰̗̲͖̲͈͎̪͙̭̮̳̻̞̠̳͉̭̰̬͖̠̱͎̌̎͑̀́̓̏̓͂͛͐̅́͆̋̎̆̄̑́͆̉̓̋͆̔͗̋͛̐̀͑́̄̋̈́͛͋̌̄̑̈́̓̓̅́̅̀͗̄̅̈́͌͒̚͝͝Ḥ̵̢̧̧̢̛̛̛̲̱̠̞̼͇̩̝̼̞̥͍͉̠̞̖͕͔͔̣̻̹̻̳̼̗͈͍̹̱̮̙̯͍̠͚̼̫̞̺̰̯̘̭͇̩́̀͌̇̈́̈̌͑͌̔́͒̏̈́͛͛̅͌̒̌̑̂̄̅͑̃̌͐̀̐͂̃̄̒͆͂̿̿̊͑͌̈́̐̆̀́͗͂̔́̐̈́̉͛̈́̉͆͋̐̑̀̈̐̊̕̚͘͘̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅȨ̴̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̛̱̱͓̩̝̳͎̰̯̯̗̗̘̬͔̲͉̟̗͈̠͍̳̼̤̖̦̟̜͎̖̰͈̱͍̣̫̭͕̟͙͚̤̪̭̗͔̰͍̭͇̹̪̪̩̬̲̠͊͑̓̂͒̋̈̐̋̔͊̊͑͋̈́͂̑̐̚͘͠͠ͅḨ̸̡̛͖̤̞̲͕̳̬̪͇͔̰̝̫͙̦̟̮̰͚̖͉̦͍̯͎̖̬̥̞͉̝̙͔̭̰̥͎͑̉̒͊͛̉̀̏͌͛͒̊̈́̀͒͐̔͑̄̐̀̋̓̊̈́́̈́̔̀́̒͗̏́̂́̉̆̇͆̔̍͐͑̊̇̿͑́͐̌̄̌͆̊́́͊̊̓̀̈́̃́̃͋̽̅͊̕͘̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅÈ̶͚̝̪̱͙͎̑̐͆̌̇̋̏̓̇̆͌̿̂̎̈́͌̑̓̍̍͛́̎̚͝͝͝H̶̡̧̨̧̡̘̟͖̬̤̺̟̘̭͍̜̲̗̮̞̺͚͔͚̹͕͕̺̥͎̮̟̘̳̖͉̹̗̠̰̰̮̪̣͍͓̫̼͍͔͉̪̭̺͖̪̃̄̽̽͐̅̊̈́͌̆̔͌̃̊̌̌̔̎̌̍̒̽̒̾̍̂̾̒̆́̀̇͆̽̓̆͘͘̚̚͘̕͜͝ͅĘ̵̡̢̧̢̢̧̡̧̛̛̩̗̤̗͇͔̖̹̥͍̻̦̪̯̦̠̹̭͓̯̘̠̣̗͉͓̲͇̘͉̖̲̠̞̭̰͇̳̯̣̺̬̭̞̬̠̫̫͎̜̬̦͍̙͍̜̯̝̥̔̎͆͑́̓̀̿̽͒̈̇̈̈́͐̍͒͂̿̽̄̈́͗̄́̊̊̓͑̒̾͛͆̈̒̌̅̉̐́̓̽̾͊̀̑͑̑̊̉̽̔̓̈́̿̐̕̚͘̚̕̚͜͜͝ͅͅH̷̡̧̧̡̢̧̺̮̜̱̻̣̱͕̭̻̦̘̺̱͇̺͈̻͎̜̖̬̝͍͖̤̣̺̱͍̜̥͇̍͊͂̇̑̓̏̀̋̔͛̆̓̃̊̍̇͊́̽̇͛̉̈́̋̀͂̊́̈́̒̐̑͑̆̈́̽̉̃́͑́̈́͌́̀͆͂̀̈̈́̂̄̈̊̐̇̆͛́̏̊͒͒̏̀͌̊͗͘͘̕͘͘̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͝͝ͅE̴̡̢̡̛̙̙͖̞͙͍̲͖͍͈͔̪̰̘̘̼̦̫͎̮̼̠͇̤̼̯̒̅͐̆͆̑͒̓̓̍̓̈́̆̓̋͆̋͑̾͒̈́́̃̍͑́̉͋͑̅̓̄͐̊̍̑̽́̃̋̈́̆̈̓͂̏̉̈́͐̎̆̆̔͆̒͊̃̿̓̈́̅̄̎͐̂̋͊̿̚̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅH̷̛͎͖͖͙͉̗͇͂͒͒̓̍̈́͂̿̌͌̌̾̎͂̈́̂̒͊̂͋̆̈́̊͛͊͗͆͂̒̒̈́̋͗̃̉̃̀̇͆͆͂̏̅͗̒̐̈́̓̏͌͂̇̇͐̓́̈́̆͊̕͘̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠E̵̡̛̛̜̩̯͓̗̲͉̺̜̞͔̭̘̰̭͖̮͍̪̭̼̩͓̼̺͎̳̹̿̆̀͋͊͌̈́̍͊̂̈́͑͊̋̾̔̉͂̈́̍̅͗̃̿͆̀͗͂͊̄͛̋̓̎͑́͑͋͒̈́̀̈́̍̓̊̈͋̐̀̂̒̀̾̊̄̾͋̒̿͌̋͘͘̚͘͘͘͘͜͠͠H̴̢̡̧̻̞̞̤͈̘̺̬͓̹͉͙̤̫̳̭̜̘̥̮̲̜̹̙̭̥̭͔̻̤̩͙͍̦͚͍̥͉̳͔̞͒̊̄̍̀̓͆̆̈̿̿͒̇̇̆͆̌̒̔̔̈́̑͗̏̚͝͝͠͝

    • @punnawich5219
      @punnawich5219 Місяць тому +3

      Hit the balololololalolalolaolaolaolaolaoalaoalaoalaoaloaoal

  • @mercury2157
    @mercury2157 Місяць тому +733

    "Speaking is not permitted during the debate"
    we need to set this rule for all future debates

    • @cleigh3796
      @cleigh3796 Місяць тому +14

      It needs to be either a 'debate' with presidents explaining their policies and arguing silently, like a game of charades, or a cage match. Beforehand they roll a 7 sided die to decide which. If it lands on 1, the candidates have a DDR dance-off.
      If it's a DDR match, the first song is always Fortunate Son by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the others are totally random from upbeat pop music of the past 100 years. Best out of 3 wins the presidency.
      If it's a cage match, it ends when one of them gets a traumatic brain injury. The referee then rolls a d11 and if it's a 1, the candidate with brain damage becomes president.
      If at any point either of the candidates complains about any aspect of the process, mocks it, or proposes to change it, they will immediately be sent to a certain out-of-the-US prison for indefinite detention, and will be replaced by a Mystery Candidate. The Mystery Candidate will be either a randomly selected US citizen over the age of 5 and under the age of 70, and the Mystery Candidate and the existing candidate will have a normal debate and people will cast their ballots as normal. EDIT: the mystery candidate should actually be between the ages of 5-12. It would be funniest that way.
      I'm thinking maybe having them guess how many jelly beans are in a jar would be another good way. They won't be told how big the jar is that year, or shown the jar, and it can range from having 1 jellybean to 2 jellybeans. Having them play 20 questions to win the Presidency could also work. First person to guess the object wins.

    • @mxhina777
      @mxhina777 Місяць тому +1

      what about a debate where they just sit and play minecraft.

  • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
    @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny Місяць тому +268

    3:36
    As of 7/21, this has aged like fine wine

    • @JBAbeloe
      @JBAbeloe Місяць тому +30

      It's Joever

  • @shioq.
    @shioq. Місяць тому +439

    "these allegations are gay allegations" lol

  • @octanebula
    @octanebula Місяць тому +197

    10:47 "Joe, i could punch you in the face really hard and nobody's ever going to care, except for you maybe" is such an underrated quote that killed me lol

  • @nate_kang
    @nate_kang Місяць тому +1384

    I like how this is unironically more coherent than the actual debate was 😭💀

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 Місяць тому +79

      For real, I could actually understand what Joe said in this video

    • @LuC-k777
      @LuC-k777 Місяць тому +47

      Ytps have been the only thing to make these debates more tolerable

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 Місяць тому +6

      Joe just got Covid earlier.

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@COSun25Nice Joe Got Covid
      Now he's ded

    • @ptttak7167
      @ptttak7167 Місяць тому +3

      the actual one is just another cs188 eps

  • @zolkify
    @zolkify Місяць тому +85

    "It's been 8 years since 2010"
    For a split second I thought you left in an actual Biden quote.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston Місяць тому +697

    It's been 8 years since 2010. Feel old yet?

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n Місяць тому +21

      can't believe i've been subscribed to CS188 for that long, feels like only yesterday I was watching his videos in high school

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 Місяць тому +29

      I remember when 1990 was two years ago!!! 🤯

    • @jackblondynsky8950
      @jackblondynsky8950 Місяць тому +4

      Nice math

    • @fritzyfox3713
      @fritzyfox3713 Місяць тому +22

      It's been 3 years since the fall of rome. Feel old yet?

    • @GeetarGai
      @GeetarGai Місяць тому +1

      Why is this so true?

  • @townicus5908
    @townicus5908 Місяць тому +74

    Biden watched this and decided to drop out right away
    FROM GEORGIA

  • @dsdstudios386
    @dsdstudios386 Місяць тому +356

    “Make America Grerica Agarica”…. Words to live by.

    • @zawarudo855
      @zawarudo855 Місяць тому +23

      I want that as an actual hat and confuse the MAGAs

  • @considerthelily84
    @considerthelily84 Місяць тому +46

    "We should stop using Windows 2000 machines"...Bro this YTP predicted the massive outages today (7/19) 😮 👽 *XFiles theme*

  • @MapleMagic27
    @MapleMagic27 Місяць тому +912

    president evil 3 is my favorite game

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Місяць тому +36

      Sadly number 4 was suspended after the Trump God Emperor arrested cs188 for making fun of him

    • @guitarheromorello
      @guitarheromorello Місяць тому +17

      Is that the game where Trump has to run away from Nemesis?

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Місяць тому +12

      The residents sure are evil

    • @fire-typhoon123
      @fire-typhoon123 Місяць тому +16

      President Evil 4 is the best one. After all Leon rescuing Ivanka Trump from Evil Joe is a story for ages.

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Місяць тому +1

      @@fire-typhoon123 you bet

  • @theryugel
    @theryugel Місяць тому +99

    5:32 the fact that in Brazil they had an invasion of congress on January 8th makes this joke even better

    • @coronato7988
      @coronato7988 Місяць тому +3

      LMAO

    • @N04Lee-lf4jj
      @N04Lee-lf4jj 9 днів тому +1

      I almost feel like that was actually the joke lmao

  • @DTX_AEther_Diamond_214
    @DTX_AEther_Diamond_214 Місяць тому +347

    When Joe said "im gonna die right now" and falls over 🤣

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow Місяць тому +14

      Lol "Here I go!"

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard Місяць тому +3

      I know it's going to happen, so before anyone says "lol it's like real life xd" or something of the sort - Remember, this is a YTP video.

    • @mozzeralleh
      @mozzeralleh Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@GumSkyloardlol it's like half life 2 xd

    • @s_malkava
      @s_malkava Місяць тому +3

      This is just a legendary debate. When Biden said "ITS BIDIN TIME", I shed a tear~

    • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
      @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny Місяць тому +4

      What? Joe, you gotta stop dying every few days. It's very bad.

  • @lefthandrule638
    @lefthandrule638 Місяць тому +32

    8:10 This callback was nice, which means it’s against the rules.

  • @BlackravenX9
    @BlackravenX9 Місяць тому +284

    This video convinced me. I'm definitely voting for CS188 in 2024.

    • @johngavin1175
      @johngavin1175 Місяць тому +2

      Who would be Vice president? DaThings? 😊

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 Місяць тому

      REALLL

    • @norestfortheliving
      @norestfortheliving 2 дні тому

      ​@@johngavin1175 First Lady would be more likely, but VP would be acceptable

  • @christinawilson2919
    @christinawilson2919 Місяць тому +30

    “We should stop using windows 2000
    Machines”. And there was literally a crash yesterday with windows yesterday 🤣🤣

  • @chrisherrera5769
    @chrisherrera5769 Місяць тому +342

    I love how this video integrates small segments of past cs188 ytps.

    • @Keebs-ru5wg
      @Keebs-ru5wg Місяць тому +5

      Me too.

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 Місяць тому +53

      cs188 makes ytp's like he's writing another verse of the Bible, it all cross references.

    • @Keebs-ru5wg
      @Keebs-ru5wg Місяць тому +3

      @@queuedjar4578 I know, right?

    • @defte1989
      @defte1989 Місяць тому +6

      cs188 MULTIVERSE

    • @kbottrill1
      @kbottrill1 Місяць тому +18

      The more you see all of cs188’s previous vids, the more rewarding it is to watch the new ones because you understand all the callbacks and references.

  • @maiboi92
    @maiboi92 Місяць тому +59

    4:32 that line delivery from Biden was hilarious

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 Місяць тому

      "He got FUCKED really good!"

  • @bibimap11
    @bibimap11 Місяць тому +289

    I skipped most of the actual debate knowing cs188 was going to do a far more faithful and accurate re-telling of it, and here it is

  • @drivr3joe
    @drivr3joe Місяць тому +39

    As expected, nearly fell off my chair.

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 Місяць тому +153

    Finally, the REAL debate was posted on UA-cam.

  • @Kangquista
    @Kangquista Місяць тому +19

    "Welcome back to this hell on earth debate"
    2024 debate summary.

  • @54luigi73
    @54luigi73 Місяць тому +220

    “Speaking is not permitted during the Debate”
    Now it’s watchable.

  • @ajipriyatmoko3767
    @ajipriyatmoko3767 Місяць тому +34

    7:20 "That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?"
    Joe Warowski

  • @wojurera3131
    @wojurera3131 Місяць тому +473

    @6:55 "We lost 13 games of Overwatch with NATO so that he can play with playdough in a deadly tornado 🌪!"
    Biden being sucked into Tornado: "Oh noooo"
    😂🤣

  • @thex2thaz
    @thex2thaz Місяць тому +16

    In 2008 I got my first IPhone and went on UA-cam as it was pre installed. One of the first videos I saw around that time was a UA-cam poop. I’m so glad that 16 years later.. despite A.I. being really good with voice replacements and editing that there’s still autistic ass UA-cam poop.

  • @thehunter5740
    @thehunter5740 Місяць тому +278

    We're back at it again boys. I'm willing to bet we'll have a callback to the steaks being high, a long schlong, or we'll feature a segment about a random ytmv or retreo game. But whatever it is, it'll be golden.

  • @bentbk
    @bentbk Місяць тому +29

    The way you make someone sound like a spinning wheel is rather unique and joe playing with Play-Doh in a deadly tornado was clever.

  • @nathanielcoleman5694
    @nathanielcoleman5694 Місяць тому +108

    I could honestly see them debating about who was worse, and they would *still* say the other guy is wrong

  • @dropdmike75
    @dropdmike75 Місяць тому +21

    The presidents complimenting each other and insulting themselves is better than it should be

  • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
    @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 Місяць тому +127

    "A Debate-able Future" is a title that goes so hard because it's true.

  • @FoxtrotGolfLima
    @FoxtrotGolfLima Місяць тому +5

    Legendary YTP checklist:
    JOJ ✅
    SOS ✅
    PINGAS ✅
    Sonic reference/music ✅
    Wholesome twist ✅
    Gross moment ✅
    Sex mentioned ✅
    Rock/Alt/2000s included ✅
    Great joj, thanks

  • @Spacething7474
    @Spacething7474 Місяць тому +96

    9:06 the debate genuinely should've been a golf match

    • @lucasscoz6090
      @lucasscoz6090 Місяць тому +8

      better than any debate in history

  • @jacobmatthews7524
    @jacobmatthews7524 Місяць тому +9

    "when its his turn to talk, joe biden will be difficult to understand with his microphone turned on"

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench Місяць тому +131

    Trump singing "old macdonald" killed me

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD Місяць тому +9

      Read your comment as soon as that part happened, LOLXD

    • @Juve-vo3ie
      @Juve-vo3ie Місяць тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD Місяць тому +1

      @@Juve-vo3ie 7:14 I actually decided to play the whole video at 2.0x speed to find it lol

    • @FB64_Fakebeta
      @FB64_Fakebeta Місяць тому +1

      @@Juve-vo3ie7:15

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD Місяць тому +26

    CS188 Is one of the last remaining OG YTPer's from the late 2000's & his touch is still not lost at all

  • @PavelSanchez
    @PavelSanchez Місяць тому +191

    I love the callback to the last debate YTP, with Joe still needing to wee 😂

    • @venturer9400
      @venturer9400 Місяць тому +31

      He also had to pee at the inauguration. Every time he wants to go number one, Swiss Cheese spawns out of nowhere to deny him.

    • @plushblueep
      @plushblueep Місяць тому +7

      And also his speech at a library in California was a failed attempt for him to use the restroom.

    • @bladudemovies
      @bladudemovies Місяць тому +8

      *AND THE ANDWER IS NO!*

    • @Warp_Portal
      @Warp_Portal Місяць тому

      ​@@venturer9400 yo a person rhat always appears right when you need to pee just to say you can't? Pretty kinky tbh. ...... 😊

  • @Princess_Jade64
    @Princess_Jade64 Місяць тому +11

    "when it's time for biden to speak, he will be difficult to understand with his microphone on"
    yeah that sounds accurate.

  • @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9
    @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9 Місяць тому +395

    If both presidents were honest about themselves

  • @BeatCrazey
    @BeatCrazey Місяць тому +39

    5:30
    "I think January 8th is much better than January 6th"
    HE LOVED THE BRAZILIAN REMAKE 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Місяць тому +20

    When you hear allegations, ask yourself who's the allegator

  • @zephyfoxy
    @zephyfoxy Місяць тому +90

    Them arguing over who was worse was an amazing start, I laughed thru this whole thing, god damn this one knocked it out of the park 💜💜💜💜💜

  • @duskrem_
    @duskrem_ Місяць тому +10

    "We lost 13 Overwatch games with NATO so he can play with Play-Doh in a deadly tornado." - Eminem on his new album, The Death of Slim Shady

  • @FlameDragon296
    @FlameDragon296 Місяць тому +45

    6:07 holy shit. I was not expecting this crossover.

  • @chronic_daydreamer
    @chronic_daydreamer Місяць тому +20

    “Joe, you gotta stop dying every few days.” 😂

  • @aidanru.2469
    @aidanru.2469 Місяць тому +48

    New idea: make every presidential candidate from every political party play through Elden Ring and the DLC. Winner gets to be president. No cheating, boosting, or multiplayer.

  • @Johnbillyfrank
    @Johnbillyfrank Місяць тому +5

    Man, those soundbites from the old CD-i games and the Sonic show... Truly nostalgic, like it's 2007 again. A simpler time, when presidential debates were normal and not already YTPs without any need for editing. But ya know what cs188, you went and pooped it anyway. A true hero, a legend in his own time and an inspiration to us all.

  • @moritztsacher
    @moritztsacher Місяць тому +98

    1:52 Trump: Who cares about being president? The job SUCKS!
    Love it! 😂😂

  • @Cryptosporidium140
    @Cryptosporidium140 Місяць тому +9

    "Make America Grerica Agarica" thats the best campaign slogan I've ever heard 😂

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 Місяць тому +66

    7:25 that's how all politics feels like rn

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Місяць тому +6

      0:47

    • @v0lny886
      @v0lny886 Місяць тому +1

      Caw caw

    • @almondmercy727
      @almondmercy727 Місяць тому +2

      We’re gonna be right back with more from the cnnyennyennyenNNYENNYENNYE

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 Місяць тому +1

      Fr

    • @gwainexe9065
      @gwainexe9065 Місяць тому +2

      Man that was another really productive moment right there.

  • @Alek57
    @Alek57 Місяць тому +18

    7:04 what NOT to do when under a tornado warning

  • @aidandalzell3812
    @aidandalzell3812 Місяць тому +88

    8:00 so that's why the white house is white

  • @plasmaTee269
    @plasmaTee269 Місяць тому +17

    The rants against Skibidi Biden and Baby Shark would have been enough to earn my vote if either president said it irl

  • @medjerab5
    @medjerab5 Місяць тому +70

    "This is a serious debate about cereal"
    JooJ Biden

  • @marioflores4966
    @marioflores4966 Місяць тому +10

    “I’ve done a terrible job as president” 😂😂

  • @oristeele9453
    @oristeele9453 Місяць тому +36

    Just commenting to say that idk how many people use captions, but I do, and the manual captioning is so appreciated! They help a lot and add a bunch of character!

    • @njackson6807
      @njackson6807 Місяць тому +1

      It means a ton to me too, some YTPs it's difficult to understand the sentence mixing, so having captions goes a long way

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 Місяць тому +18

    Speaking of politics, I heard President Biden dropped out of the race and endorsed Vice President Harris.

  • @ruudiyii
    @ruudiyii Місяць тому +57

    “Both of you are the worst presidents of the United States”
    Touché.

  • @galacticpondofficial
    @galacticpondofficial Місяць тому +10

    @5:30 "I think January 8th was better than January 6th" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuckin great dodge Mr Trump

  • @KingBueno619
    @KingBueno619 Місяць тому +53

    “From Georgia”

  • @deathdogg0
    @deathdogg0 Місяць тому +17

    You are still the best YTP creator hands down. The best I said

  • @KennyYTP07
    @KennyYTP07 Місяць тому +54

    This video makes more sense than the actual politics.

    • @stewboy69
      @stewboy69 Місяць тому +1

      Innit

    • @vir2plus
      @vir2plus Місяць тому +1

      My opponent is a liar, and cannot be trusted.

  • @grandwizardautismo
    @grandwizardautismo Місяць тому +15

    for some reason your specific cadence of edits sticks to my brain. It’s been like 16 years and I still hear the billy mays big city slider video as I try to sleep. Now ‘We lost 13 overwatch games with NATO, so he can play with play-do in a deadly tornado’ has been added to the list

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 Місяць тому +21

    This video is a window into a whole other reality, where they actually answered the questions, we're honest, wholesome with each other, and genuinely understandable. Why can't we live in that reality? :(

  • @Lispardi147
    @Lispardi147 Місяць тому +7

    There’s something awfully comforting about hearing the same running gags in these videos for years now

  • @seabassz_197
    @seabassz_197 Місяць тому +26

    7:05 rip joe all he wanted to do was play with play doh in a deadly tornado 😢.

  • @Damariobros
    @Damariobros Місяць тому +5

    7:38 OH MY GOD YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE LMAOOOO

    • @WoWkemon90
      @WoWkemon90 Місяць тому

      this one is actually wild lmao

  • @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan
    @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan Місяць тому +19

    7:15
    This flow was amazing lmao

  • @fawh7
    @fawh7 Місяць тому +37

    7:40 I DONT WANNA FALL RIGHT BACK TO US

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh Місяць тому +41

    3:54 I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed at a cs188 YTP

  • @PsuedoIssac-to3ff
    @PsuedoIssac-to3ff Місяць тому +20

    This is literally the only way I was gonna watch this debate, poopified.

  • @Bradytheawesomeman777
    @Bradytheawesomeman777 Місяць тому +69

    This is great. References to come. Like plz
    "And Biden is pooping on the stage right now... every time you see him he's gotta 🎶SH-T🎶"

  • @NookInc.4.0
    @NookInc.4.0 Місяць тому +21

    8:16 I’m surprised Joe didn’t switch the topic to ice cream

  • @grabasandwich
    @grabasandwich Місяць тому +35

    4:57 from my fave YTP "Take a Sh*t" 😂

    • @Carguylogan
      @Carguylogan Місяць тому +6

      We're going searching on the search engine

    • @dylanlarson4658
      @dylanlarson4658 26 днів тому +1

      “…..there’s Ñ̵̞͍̭̙̯̙̙͉̱̫̩̼̣̎͑̔̒͐̊̍̔͒̔̿̕͝͝A̸̡̢̧̢̨̧̢̧̤̤̤̜̩̫̻̯̲͈͓̦͉̰̽̀̾͛̓̂Ằ̴̧̡̮̹͇̝̭̜͙͂͒̊̓̅͒̕Ä̴̡̞͔̤̦̹̼͙̞̲͉̺̟́̀A̵̧̦̣̝̝̭͉͎͇̐͊͊̀̽͆̆̓̊̓͐̌̔̔̑͝͠ͅH̷̡̡̛̦̪̯̰̲̯̞͓͈̖͓̘̙͙̹͓͉̫̺̼̻́̄̑̈́̍͋̆̚͠Ḣ̴̡̦̠͔̩̫̜̹̣̼̱̪̰̿̄̇̊̈̉͜͝H̸̡̢̹̳̰̠̗͉̞̩̖̺̝̼̺̙̹̜̤̝̬̥̞͙̮̍͊̓͊̂̍̌̂̓̃̇͑̚͝H̶̛̛͓̣̲̿̂̐̆̆͛̽̾͒̚̕͜͜H̵̨̨̛̘̰̼̫͔̫͊̏̈́͆̍̈́͒͊͂̋͐̉̍̆̚̚H̷̨̑̀̿̄̉̋͊̄͋̋̆̔́̎͑̏̆͑͘̕͝͝͠H̸̡̧͉̺͔̼̫̲̩͔̱͈̦͕͒͜͜H̷̛̛͔̣̞̣̟̝̺̮̮̱̫̳́̊̂̈́̍͂́̽̑̾́͑̀̃͘͜͝”

  • @freakfoxvevo7915
    @freakfoxvevo7915 Місяць тому +14

    Now that Joe is leaving, maybe Swiss Cheese will finally allow him to take a number 1

    • @Tirgo69
      @Tirgo69 Місяць тому +2

      SIR.. PLEASE..

  • @VectraQS
    @VectraQS Місяць тому +18

    I was not expecting to get Obscurest Vinyl in here but here we are.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  Місяць тому +14

      I'm a big fan of them!

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 Місяць тому +4

      @@cs188
      Next time add Biden saying “I’m gonna come in the overflow room” 😂

  • @OmnipresentYouTubeCommenter
    @OmnipresentYouTubeCommenter Місяць тому +14

    3:49 Her calling Biden “President Trump” is the best part of this video! 😂

  • @LadyGoggles
    @LadyGoggles Місяць тому +67

    honestly this was a lot more coherent than the actual debate, i understand politics now

  • @JaysMissingKidney
    @JaysMissingKidney Місяць тому +10

    im so excited for the Debate #2 with Trump vs Kamala.

  • @OlogynyOfficial
    @OlogynyOfficial Місяць тому +48

    Bring back Swiss Cheese

    • @AverageJoeMama
      @AverageJoeMama Місяць тому +7

      He’s not here because he’s dead from the seven cases of Corona

    • @Dion-rv9rm
      @Dion-rv9rm Місяць тому

      I miss those crackers they were delicious.

  • @EricLatios
    @EricLatios Місяць тому +9

    7:03 man of steel tornado scene would've been perfect here

  • @mitchycool92
    @mitchycool92 Місяць тому +9

    Baby Shark “should’ve never started. That’s actually super based right there

  • @nickburas4087
    @nickburas4087 Місяць тому +15

    9:27 css188 almost loves fire as much as DragonForce

  • @CharlotteMagne2024
    @CharlotteMagne2024 Місяць тому +27

    6:13 I'd like how they disconnected during the debate.