Agatha Episode 1 REVIEW: Made by Bored Middle-Aged Cat Ladies for Themselves!
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Wow... urgh... We're here again, I guess. Agatha All Along has released it's first two episodes and here I review the first. A mix of nonsense, bad acting, zero plot and garbage writing, this is a joke of a show that should never exist in the first place.
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Disney: "They didn't like the Star Wars show with a bunch of lesbian witches. What do we have next for them?"
Marvel: "A bunch of lesbian witches."
Marvel is saved...!
Maybe they should just rebrand D+ as D-
do you realize that if you made this PG-13 and just had some dude showing up and shotgun at witches we would watch it if you had a bunch of naked lesbians finger banging each other we would watch it.
these people are so inept at their job they cannot even make lesbian witches entertaining.
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Monty python “more witches”!!!!
Correction. SW was SPACE lesbian witches. A Difference.
They knew nothing about courtrooms but they made She-Hulk a courtroom drama and now they're writing a detective show episode without knowing protocol for investigating crime scenes...make THAT make sense.
loved when she picked up the locket with her bare hand... at an active crime scene. Borderline Acolyte "fire in space/fire burning rock" levels of stupidity.
Don't ask questions, just consume product. Then get excited for next product.
Their parents told them they can do anything and they believed them. Oops.
Surprised? They know nothing about superheroes, but they make superhero movies.
It kind of makes you wonder if this ignorance, as with all bigotry, feeds into "All Caps Are Baskets" (censored for modbots).
Agatha was shite all along....
Shouldn't she at least do rituals dancing in the nude?
I swear the only thing these trash tv shows are meant to do is hide the better written comic books in the future when people remember those existed. When you go to search for the comic book the show will pop up instead.
@@sbarnes7240 first nude scene in MCU tho.
that’s right
@@Craig-j2e I'm still not watching it though.
When I was a child, I dreamed of a comic book show about women in business attire and flannel. Kids today are so lucky.
Grew up in the 70s.. totally true!
"I cant kill you, Ill just make you wish you were dead." Disney speaking directly to the internet critics there. xD
???
That doesn't make sense. The internet critics are earning money off this dross.
Disney, OTOH, isn't earning a dime.
@@theevermind That’s the issue,That’s the point.
Pretty good read, Disney can't make the critics go away, so they'll spend a hundred milly here, a hundred milly there and create zero return but at least they showed the chuds.
"I can make you wish you were dead."
Well, disney accomplished that much at least... oh, she was talking to the other character, not the audience? My bad.
i can see how that happened. don't beat yourself up
That made me laugh out loud. 😂😂😂
She Hulk wasn't enough. The middle aged cat ladies and divorced wine moms have struck again.
I'm neither of those and love this show. Maybe you just need to not be an incel?
@@ven902Bait used to be believable.
@@ven902 Maybe he isnt an incel, and you'r just salty because he struck a nerve? And also, maybe you're an exception to the rule? Maybe? lolz
My grandmother always told me: "No matter what they teach you in school, Geeks and Gamers were a coven of witches"
Good one
Don't give them any ideas.
@@steveouk90126 too bad, when Geeks and Gamers finally make it to the big screen, Az will be played by a black trans lesbian, because his whiteness and straightness is not intrinsic to his character
especially Jeremy (a homosexual man)
*black space lesbicon witches
so she goes to the library and sees a half of shelf with burned books, that represent the copies of the DARK HOLD, and we are supposed to believe a library just left a half of shelf of burned books like that...
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You better believe it, or you're a homophobic bigot!
You're assuming that they ever went into a library for BOOKS.
Wanda destroys all copies of the dark hold in her last movie, represented by burned books here. The check out card shows her and Wanda were the last 2 to have the darkhold.
I bet the person before Agatha was Phil Coulson in agents of shield
None of that was real, so not sure why you're having a hard believing it
When I first heard there'd be an Agatha show my reaction was "...Who???"
That's the right reaction to have. And if you would know her you would substitute the "who?" with a "why?"
@@Lwiis64fr, wandavision ended so poorly and burnt out it's gimmick so early on, I'm surpised they went forward with anything related to it, let alone a spin-off on a non-character
She is a meme or something.
Same but with the guardians of the galaxy. Like who are these nobodies and why would we want a movie about them.
@@ven902 the Guardians featured Thanos, and the power stone. that alone was good enough to carry it.
Agatha has nothing going for it, unless Mephisto or Scarlet witch shows up.
Me: I ain't watching that. Not even clips.
Az: uploads a review.
Me: we will suffer together. I will share your pain.
The body was on its stomach, then on its back, then on its stomach again. Don’t they have people keeping track of these things?
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It’s called “Continuity”.. an actual role in TV/Film. Otherwise, utter chaos, missing props, different make up, flipping bodies, different times of day….
@@BinkyTheElf1 That's gotta be the hardest job, when your boss is saying "I don't care" constantly.
@@BinkyTheElf1 DEI hire for the continuity role / script supervisor
It's a very active dead body - had the decency to put some clothes on before Agatha arrived as well.
Not even bored middle aged white women will watch this.
Correct, and I have cats too. He doesn't have to contribute to the viewings, so since he's watching it and continues to watch crap shows, they will keep making it. Do youtubers not realizing this? Don't give them the views, they want the attention, even negative attention, especially the negative attention, that basically fuels them to keep going.
@@jenn9027 The yt creators watching those horrible shows to describe to the viewers, acts as a deterrent from watching the show.
One watches so that many don't have to waste their time.
Edit: Greetings to your cats 🎩.
Women generally don't watch Marvel. The minority (gay) of a minority (women) of a minority (non-white) audience for this show is tiny, especially ex-US. No mass appeal, so don't be surprised this flops, also of course because it's very poor quality content, which is perhaps even more important.
@@catstac2542you need a youtuber to tell you a terrible show is going to be terrible? That makes me question your intelligence more than the few people that actually like these shows. I don't need a youtuber to tell me what I will enjoy or not enjoy, entertainment is subjective, and most people are only coming for the bashing, not the deterrence. But enough is enough, these shows would fall apart much sooner if we stopped putting our energy on it. The minority that watches it won't be able to bring in the numbers required to keep things going.
@@LittlePhizDorrit as opposed to bored middle aged white men like the owner of this channel?
The target audience for this show would rather spend 8 hours teaching cats how to lick peanut butter off stuff.
Cat's have barbed tongues, these women prefer dogs. And for other reasons...
Yeah, I'm a middle aged cat lady and trust me, I'm not coming anywhere near this thing. I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and am going back to my 90ies action movies collection to re-live the times when Arnold and Stallone were young.
@@SolarisKane i unironically shuddered at that thought, ew
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@@SolarisKane😮😮😮😕
Agatha: "I totally believed that at 49, I could leave my 💍, and find Mr. Perfect, then be happily ever after! What's WRONG with guys these days?!"
@@theelder4797 Guys are gals these days so they can access your lavatories.
@@arthurballs7083 Why do you think everything is wrapped in plastic? Micro plastics are turning men into ladyboys and turning the fricking frogs gay
@@arthurballs7083ah yes, the "Planet Fitness" logic... How did we get it wrong all of this time? 😭😂
The Wall is undefeated! 😂
49?, they done by 30 or first child
'Wiccan is tied up in the Closet.' Hmmm........ I'm sure he will get out.
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Of course the one dude in the main cast has to be a gay.
I liked the part where Agatha and Guy-Ladriel teamed with Robyn Hood to take down the Jedi for their Acolytes.
But wait until next episode when Reva and Leia show up. Then it gets lit.
@@michaelplowman8674 Is it Morbin time already?
They felt bad about dwarfs and let Warwick Davis's Willow tag along
I can't wait for next week's episode! Did you guys hear about Velma teaming up with The Marvels? Talk about breathtaking!
Echo will direct all this traffic with her sign language.
"The writers don't care about the world, they just want to get to the next bit of plot"
I feel like that describes so, so many shows these days
They had the line “eat my ass” on a show and didn’t have Aubrey Plaza speak it? That’s just criminal.
Well no, they wanted the police chief to leave the room - not stay and consider the offer.
@@Nokaretany man that can say that about Kathryn Hahn must be blind.
@@ven902 OP complained that they didn't give the line to Aubrey. My take is that they couldn't or the chief might not have left 😜
The only "witch" is '"which other show can I watch instead of this?"
Agatha (was a money laundering front) All Along
yeah you do have to wonder ... how much it cost $200 Million ?
"so seems like Jac googled Mafisto, cause hes sprinkled through out, the unidentified guy in the library, he appears again in the shopping mall, probably gonna have a montage at the end showing he was there ALL ALONG!"
_Mafisto All Along_ ?
the "you never know" line is cause the M-She-U might want to bring the Scarlet Witch back
yeah we need her for 1 of the most acclaimed stories ' house of M'
I actually completely forgot that Multiverse of Madness killed her off and my reaction was a "wait, when did that happen?" when I saw a couple comments mentioning it under a different reaction/review video. I'm still questioning it. Thinking back on that movie, my memory of the ending was that Strange's pleas and the obvious fear on the faces of the other timeline's (somehow actually real) copies of her kids got through to her and convinced her that "hey maybe killing and taking the place of an alternate timeline's version of yourself ain't cool man" and she backed off. Was that not what happened?
Turn out the Agatha's all along, was the poop in the litter (and wine) boxes we made along the way.
You contorted language to breaking point for that one. I do that too. You're still an alt-right abomination tho.
I feel somewhat offended, I am a cat lady and hecking hate what di$ney is doing with superheroes :P
Cats are mystical abominations. Walking Unforgivable Blasphemies.
Please watch your profanity.
@@derekfcc 👏👏💯
@@derekfcc Now better?
@@arashimifune2853😂😂😂😂 I see what you did there. That was pretty good
Cat ladies don't want this speaking for a totally not me friend
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Exactly this.
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Give the cat you don't own scritches on our behalf.
Fun fact. The ad that played when I clicked on this video was for Agatha all along. 😂😂
yaasss! yaasss! scissor scissor yaaassss! liberated wahmyn yaaassss!
i am a bored middle aged cat lady... and i dont like woke one bit. i loved daredevil and the punisher, but i skipped the recent Disney daredevil with the handicapped native American villain who serves no purpose. 1. this villain is not imposing... like at all. callisto, bellatrix, wicked witch of the west are good examples of imposing fearsome female villains. 2. she is not a femme fatal who seduces, teases, confuses our hero who maybe not can fight the hero in a straight up fight, but orchestrates bad situations for our hero. so what the hell is her purpose? and this new girl boss movie is more boring check mark shit.
yeah any punisher can't be too bad
"Let's get into Episode 1 shall we?"
Me, "Do we have to?"
Az, "YES! If I have to suffer, so do you!"
Me, "That's fair."
Hahn overacting? what? you mean the actress who overacts every role she's ever played???
ovaryacting
I have a theory that movies made by women tend to be worse because women refuse to criticize each other's work. That's why bad characters, bad dialogue, and bad stories keep getting through.
You've never heard us talk, have you? Your theory would not withstand a half-hour of women gossiping over lunch. (Neither would your sanity, of course, but that's not the point.)
Mean girls circle the wagons for each other and bully anyone who criticizes them; but anyone outside their circle is fair game.
@@MemoristCed That's the thing. Women will absolutely criticize each other's work--passive aggressively and behind backs in a gossip circle. Never directly to the person to resolve a problem.
Oh they criticize, scathingly, but behind each other’s backs.
Not publicly, they’ll be accused of being maga people.
I think it's probably more like the women who would be criticizing other women's work are just as terrible, so it's basically dumb criticizing dumber. It's the men who fund all this garbage who are terrified at the thought of criticizing a woman.
“She can’t kill Agatha because some unknown rule says she can’t.”
“You’d be surprised at what you can live through!” - Jafar
1:08
So the show starts with Agatha, as a detective, HOLDING THE OBVIOUSLY EMPTY COFFEE CUP!
Not a good look...
"eat my ass" is the quip of all time. Second to only female Thor's "eat my hammer", quote.
It's near impossible to write characters who sound and act like normal people, when you only know people who are show-biz activists. There is no reference frame.
The Power of One, the power of two, the Power of THE MESSAGE!
Well, when the power bill comes due and they've no customers left to fill their bank accounts, the "power of the message" better keep them warm. They better not try getting government bailout money, like the auto industry has....
The power of MAMMARY
its a show about witches what u want men wizards - at least ther3 not gender swapping witches
11:38 - The son of Indian immigrants is definitely going to be the one with a deep knowledge of American history and artefacts, not obviously a White guy in his 60s. It's all so stupid.
"Ziva" did that a lot in NCIS. Tony Dinozzo (dumb White male womanizer) would make a quip about the Constitution or something governmental, and the brown immigrant woman would correct him on it. Demoralization over and over.
I loved it.
Said absolutely no one.
Exactly
They are going to call all of us homophobes for not liking the show
Good!
I was sad to see that Aubry Plaza did this show and is leaning into the "yay girl power!" in the media blitz. I suppose that's part of the job, but it still kinda doesn't do good things for the image she's built up for herself, unless I just haven't been paying attention (I haven't, really).
"She is definitely dead..." well now we know how Agatha became detective. Well imagine if this entire season was triler borderlining horror about her being detective and tracking down serial killer who knows who she really is and wants to reveal it to her and then at the end she finds the killer and it turns out to be someone possessed by Mephisto who wants to use her or something. That could have potentially introduced Mephisto to the MCU... I am just thinking on a fly here... I mean anything but this sh**.
But don't you get it? The corpse was Wanda! They're basically saying "Wanda won't be coming back."
Died by crushing, sand from an eastern European country (which is where Mount Wundagore is), magicked in. Blackened finger tips.
Your first mistake is assuming that we're getting good characters and set ups. Marvel Studios is more content with force feeding people Captain Marvel and side characters that only appeared for five seconds in a show.
The Salem Seven sounds like the kind of trad jazz band that plays in rural pubs
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Needing everything spelled out is very feminine trait. I've stopped watching new TV shows with my wife because she will ask questions of things she's just watched sitting next to me as if I somehow have access to knowledge she doesn't. MULTIPLE TIMES.
You chose poorly.
That’s what happens when you act as if you know everything lol
@@lindasmith320probably knows more than you luv…..lol!
@@Mark-hr9dy unlikely
@@Mark-hr9dy especially unlikely if he is American
Shout out to Mr. Az for taking one for the team so that we don't have to suffer through this crap.
it's a good fun shoe so far - about witches
The "She's dead though?" line was just a setup for a ham-handed Wizard of Oz reference - "She's really most sincerely dead".
Okay I know lesbian space witches didn't do well, but how about alternate universe lesbian witches?
the leming video from disney was made by people scaring the rodents to run off the cliff.
so that makes the analogy even more apt.
Thank you Az. I had a small epiphany while watching you describing the first several minutes of this show of why men are driven to become alcoholics by attempting to understand women.
On the bright side... the new season of Robyn Hood should be just around the corner!😂😂😂
Agatha is a power ledah. She iz a power ledah. Yaaaaaaas Yaaaaaaas.
They are going to call all of us homophobes for not liking the show
UA-cam is asking if I want to translate this post to English.
"Agatha is very patriarchal."
If only Jayne Theory was still around to share that misery with you... The girl had good instinct to bail out before Disney got REALLY bad I guess.
I have the impression that in her latest work, California shows us that their scriptwriters are very impatient. They can't start properly without going straight to the main plot with their story. Building a story is like a punishment for them, and when they get to what is important to them... they talk about everything at once, without order or sense. It's as if they think we can read their minds and understand everything they want to convey without them having the apparent ability to do it outside of their own minds. Watching/listening to your summary immediately reminds me of my husband's sister's behavior in everyday life (a single woman with a cat). Sometimes I get the impression that she has ADHD, her way of acting is unusual, especially when it comes to cleaning. She is everywhere, trying to take on everything at once, which she can't do because instead of doing one thing to the end... she abandons one task and starts another one, only to abandon it and finally do something that she should have left for the very end because it completely distracts her and she forgets about the rest of the things. She leaves one big chaos behind and when she is told about it, she leaves the house crying. This is how I imagine these creators and I am absolutely not laughing at it, I am just stating the obvious.
Seems like Disney is obsessed with witches first the acolytes now this 😮
They already ruined hocus pocus by making a trash sequel so they’re trying again.
wanda vision started off intresting and then desended into mediocre. and i vaguley remember the wifey but not her name. the show we all werent crying out for
Cat lady here and I dont want to see the latest sewage that passes for another helping of MCU shite.
Same.
"Cat Lady" shouldn't have been turned into an insult. Cats are pretty cool. I've had dozens in my lifetime.
@grokeffer6226 Yep the title Cat Lady is a badge of honour.
@@grokeffer6226 Simpsons ring a bell?
This middle aged cat lady didn't ask for this! 😂
Same. This one wants good, well-written stories with interesting, good-looking men and women who can act, thank you.
Being pegged by Xray Girl would be a better experience than watching Disney Plus!
Yeah maybe. IDK do do that but maybe would be better that anything DEASSSney produces.
Well duh
Oh my
So you're saying MarcTheCyborg isn't the only one with an artificial limb…
Ayo pause!
This was ONE of the most painful episodes of Television I've ever suffered through.
The dialogue and acting are so terrible I had to keep pausing because I thought someone was pranking me lol.
Love Az breaking down this awful show
They should have watched "Legion" Aubrey Plaza did a great job in that show.
You don't get it: a jedi cannot be killed by a weapon, only a witch can kill him with mithril
It took 18 minutes of fake true crime show to hunt at the paranormal, and 22 minutes before it finally got going.
That’s the whole episode almost
Remember all the corporate men everyone hated because they would turn this stuff down?
So, Naomi and Robyn Hood were actually more palatable by Az than the Rings of Glower? At least, Amazon is slowly learning and improving the CG work, but oh, the costumes, set-work, blocking, direction, editing, and scripts are beyond horrid. Not to mention some horrific acting from some of the cast.
Rules of the universe applying to a character in a Marvel show, oh, Az, my sweet summer child…. You’re expecting the expert to actually behave in a convincing manner? So, this show is trying to out-inept the characters from Prometheus? No thank you. Az, thank you for taking another one.
Almost need to have Az and Disparu debate which show is more broken.
Love the visual created with "Handbags at ten paces" Thanks Az I'll be smiling all day with that one.
He has a new show to review! I couldn't be happier, I have missed the days of Bat Woman.
And Robyn Hood 😁
I rewatch the Robyn Hood reviews every now and again because they make me piss myself.
One for the She Hulk fandom methinks
All 5 of them will really appreciate it
I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU JOHN PRINCE, YOU CAN SAVE ANYTHING!!
after watching Agatha all along I am thinking of painting a wall so I can watch it dry
Utterly childish writing! Where are the adults?
In the whitehouse, remember, apparently
People who like Agatha - 'oh so FBI people HAVE to use gloves and be realistic, troll'
Same People - 'Oh I love Dexter, its so real and they make us believe he is actually a good investigator'
Is this part of the Marvel gay-verse 😂
Thanks for watching so we don’t have to lol
Gays are rushing to watch this confusing garbage.
Why make the villain (Agatha) be made a detective in the made up world she was trapped in? Where she would naturally be investigating and questioning everything? Baffling. Make her fast food service staff so she is forever out of the way and not a threat.
9 episodes? Poor Az! Bail, man, bail!
No let the madness begin
Az’s content improves as shows drive him closer to madness though.
So wait... where'd the f#*king fake detective show ploy come from?! At the end of Wandavision, Wanda turned Agatha into "the roll she chose" as the nosey neighbor..Why is there a fake Detective show thrown in?!!
The way the actors acting fine like nothing happened behind the scenes and the reporter calling the show gayest it shows how much they are so out of touch of reality🙄 so many garbage shows and movies since Marvel phase 4 failed cuz of repeat same circle over and over
Watching this show is Agony All Along
As a cat lady, my friends are watching Downton Abbey and Pride and Prejudice. I am the only one in my age group into comics (got into them in the 80s), my friends think I am silly and immature for this (not wrong, really.) How many BILLIONS does Disney have to lose before they figure out there is *NO* audience for this.
Basically the opening only makes any sense if you watched the previous show, and even then yep they don't seem to have put in the effort to make it a believable crime scene drama. Sure Wanda's death could've destabilized her spell, but that doesn't work if you don't show the before, where Agatha is stuck in the fake reality.
You're expecting creativity, thoughtful consideration, character development and logical consistency in a show from someone who clearly has none of those things for herself. You're asking for way too much from modern Disney.
Of course she asked if the body was dead, one minute the body is face down, then its on its back, a moment later it's face down again. I'd wonder if it's dead, too.
Cat lady here - me and my cats are deeply offended by the suggestion, that we would ever enjoy such slop... 🤬
"The Acolyte" vs "Agatha All Along" = Different monkeys, same circus.
God Marvel has fallen so far and I dont see it recovering.
I hope not, comic book movies have gone on for 15 years to long as it is
In the Woke Universe the Harbinger of Failure is the question: "Who Was This Even Made For?"
Az must get sick of having to explain over and over that all these shows are lousy for the same reasons every time.
Katherine Hahn destroyed Me in "Bad Moms". Aubrey Plaza is pretty hilarious too. Only marvel could take that level of comedic talent and make a boring lifeless show.
I'm not even here for the show at all. I'm here to listen to a royal good trashing dished out by the GOAT, Az!👍
Are we not entertained? 😄
Hey, Az, I am a childless middle age cat lady not wasting time eating cat litter, but enjoying your videos.
The show's name sounds like an old lady soap opera.
I thought, Agatha Christie. Never heard of Harkness.
Az, they take “middle-aged cat lady” as a badge of honor. And i’m not being a like farming bot when I say this. They’re literally proud if it
Until they get old enough to start worrying about the cats looking at them like dinner.
TBH I kinda take it as a badge of honour, honestly. But I also hate Marvel bullshit. So..... try and square that in your brain, if you will.
(It's almost as if people are complex)
Idgaf about how anyone chooses to live, but if they’re going to make it a thing and proudly shout it from the rooftops, they deserve all the jokes and criticism they receive.
Delusion is a brand.
Dude i have no idea what any of this shite is about, no idea.
Just watching it because your funny as fuck.
Detective: I found a library card..
Librarian: We don't use them anymore
Alucard: I'm interested in this.
They can't let things sit for a bit, they can't work on characters Az. We need to go for a plot, quickly, no time for that ghey stuff.
I also read a review that compared Agatha to Buffy, end me...
I simply don't understand their marketing angle...guaranteed tax write off is the only thing I can come up with.
Where did the library card come into this? You mentioned Agnes went to the library, and showed the librarian the library card... but not where the library card was introduced.
Alternately, if Agnes is actively a resident of this town who would have even thought to go to the library, why did she think she needed a library card?
Of course, I've not seen a library that doesn't use some kind of card for tracking who's renting out books and whatever other things they might have on hand.
And then Agnes gets the library card from a DOA body toe tag? What?
Seems the only reason Agatha went outside naked was to show off for the neighbor girl? Somebody should check Jack's hard drive...
Uh... Aubrey's witch not being able to kill Agatha? Needs a reason, it can't just be because her name's Agatha, can it? What if "You were a witch, but someone sealed you. Destroying you would be a waste of my skill. We'll fight again when you're back at full power, and it might actually be worth my time." Hell, imagine if that lead to Aubrey actively working with Agatha to undo what Wanda did? Hey, look! A somewhat organic reason for the character to be in the fucking series!
The swing light is not an original film shot. David Lynch perfected it first.
Thank you for watching so we don't have to.
Welcome to another season of "AZ losing his mind..."
Man, I missed these reviews. The world is not the same without some Az rants.
Disney: maybe we should add lesbian witches in Indiana Jones, I bet that's what was missing