The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 1 Review: EMBARRASSING Dog S***!!!

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  • The Witcher Blood Origin has dropped and holy cow this show is unbelievably BAD!! From the script to the acting to the "plot" the whole show is an absolute disaster.
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  • @ayecarumba6879
    @ayecarumba6879 Рік тому +533

    We are in the worst era of film and entertainment,all thanks to woke.

    • @google_must_die
      @google_must_die Рік тому +18

      In terms of announced and in production it’s the best. Execution is the worst imo.

    • @mrblack6974
      @mrblack6974 Рік тому +6

      Yes...Oh yes!😒

    • @joba4848
      @joba4848 Рік тому +44

      We are indeed. Terrible stuff being shat out by talentless hacks.

    • @ChainsawGutsFuck
      @ChainsawGutsFuck Рік тому +23

      ​@@google_must_die Announced and in production makes it _even worse_ because you know whatever beloved nostalgia bait they're trying to resurrect is going to be given a woke coat of paint and be complete shit

    • @gabrielrodriguez4411
      @gabrielrodriguez4411 Рік тому +4

      Maybe, but honestly it's these production/developers who want a low risk PROFITABLE media, there's a reason why they keep releasing nostalgia bait and using well known franchises/movies to drag from the grave and "modernize" if these companies weren't so damn allergic to RISK none of these "woke" would be made and instead we would see show after show that just mediocre because the people making them are spineless.

  • @Medic99z
    @Medic99z Рік тому +1594

    As an aspiring author trying to write a book with the intention of seeing it on screen this show gives me hope. There is no way I can write a worse story even as an amateur

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 Рік тому

      You can be as untalented as you want but if you are a white man, you're out of luck unless you are completely woke.

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha Рік тому +5

      They wont give you the work, unless is full of feminism crap and intersectionality, so even if your writing is good, it doesnt matter

    • @MrNoucfeanor
      @MrNoucfeanor Рік тому +63

      It will still be eviscerated. But at least you get paid big money!

    • @Mpel3
      @Mpel3 Рік тому +58

      No kidding 🤣 but for real write that book and put your ideas out there!

    • @tengumanz8413
      @tengumanz8413 Рік тому +80

      Considering the state of modern storytelling, go for it! you cant do worse than She-hulk and this.

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms Рік тому +210

    This is what happens when you don’t have an actor like Henry Cavill making things difficult on the set.

    • @Dusterdimmu81
      @Dusterdimmu81 Рік тому +31

      It’s almost like a strong male lead who actually cares about the Witcher lore was stubborn because he wanted his show to be fucking memorable.

    • @lukewalken1316
      @lukewalken1316 Рік тому +15

      Those misandrist hens were being vindictive

    • @latinobeef
      @latinobeef Рік тому

      A cowardice woman flocks to other women, seeking support through lies, gossip, and rumors about a man who challenges her. That is the way humans have always been.

  • @reecemccullough4829
    @reecemccullough4829 Рік тому +138

    As soon as the sexual assault started in the pub it was obvious how the show was going to go. Stunning and brave.

    • @juniusmarkey8282
      @juniusmarkey8282 Рік тому

      😮‍💨

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Рік тому +24

      Jaskiers "The first Witcher was an elf, Geralt is going to hate this." That was an eff you to Henry Cavil if i ever heard one.
      That tells you everything you need to know about the writters room.

    • @brotbrotsen1100
      @brotbrotsen1100 Рік тому +13

      @@erikrungemadsen2081 wft is that a actual line? Geralt doesn't discriminate at all, not even a little bit. They either have absolutely no idea what's in the books or this is actually bitterness towards cavil in an attempt to make him look racist in a sneaky way.

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Рік тому +6

      @@brotbrotsen1100Small correction 6 minutes into the first episode Jaskier "You are telling me the first version of a Witcher, was a badass elf, this is really going to piss Geralt of"

    • @spagetti5309
      @spagetti5309 Рік тому +1

      Next time someone falls of their bike and i help them up and they say aww thank you. I will respond with "you saved yourself"

  • @RikudoMadaraUchiha
    @RikudoMadaraUchiha Рік тому +1223

    Henry Cavill has more integrity in his left testicle than the entirety of the Witcher team combined!

    • @THEJamiboi
      @THEJamiboi Рік тому +2

      Dude, what the fuck!? Why would you say something like this?
      Bringing Henry Cavill's genitals into the same conversation as this show, for shame!!!

    • @7tifdfi
      @7tifdfi Рік тому +4

      Ook now you're just d riding him

    • @Urd-Vidan
      @Urd-Vidan Рік тому

      @@7tifdfi with how shitty series seems to be starting, anyone's left testicle had more integrity than the Witcher series writers.

    • @prunabluepepper
      @prunabluepepper Рік тому +12

      That is a weirdly specific comparison.

    • @Capnbuttchicken
      @Capnbuttchicken Рік тому

      FYI their isn't a single testicle amongst the writers

  • @Trabsol
    @Trabsol Рік тому +610

    Henry Cavill once said: “the only way I leave the Witcher show is if it’s not going in the direction it’s supposed to” in other words, it’s going trash. This show just proved why he left. I can only imagine how the main show will be now…

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Рік тому +11

      Well they want to adapt it to meet modern times.

    • @MuhammadAli-xw4yc
      @MuhammadAli-xw4yc Рік тому

      I downloaded The Witcher Seasons 1 and 2 with tears in my eyes. I knew that if Henry Cavil the giga chad isnt part of season 3. Those two seasons would go onto become masterpieces. Turns out I was right. So pissed off that these woke punks destroyed the franchised by making our giga chad Henry leave. What a bunch of F ing morons.

    • @aw9307
      @aw9307 Рік тому

      Oh? They want to adapt it to meet modern times. Lmao. Fucking post modernist shite.

    • @therebelfrogy9287
      @therebelfrogy9287 Рік тому +27

      @@jonfreeman9682 modern times, don't insult this generation like that

    • @charless3108
      @charless3108 Рік тому +12

      @@jonfreeman9682 Imagine if they did that for the bible lol

  • @alex9x9
    @alex9x9 Рік тому +17

    Let me get this straight: so the blonde girl almost gets graped in the middle of a crowd, then her assailant and a bunch of other dudes get killed in front of her and her immediate reaction is to pleasantly smile as calmly as possible?
    Have the writers ever been around humans in their life?

  • @Barni2212
    @Barni2212 Рік тому +8

    I don't feel bad for Henry Cavil anymore. He did f*cking great that he abandoned this absolute diverse trainwreck.

  • @janoycresva919
    @janoycresva919 Рік тому +633

    This show has THE MESSAGE written all over it

    • @ChainsawGutsFuck
      @ChainsawGutsFuck Рік тому +78

      Give 'em black elves! Give 'em Asian townsfolk! Give 'em mostly female protagonists with no actual character other than STRONG!
      Ooh they'll love that!

    • @playedit0ut290
      @playedit0ut290 Рік тому +35

      PROPAGANDA*

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz Рік тому +51

      it is actually worse, it tells women if they kill their brother and dad for telling them what to do they are heroes. these writers have no morals.

    • @thtadthtshldntbe
      @thtadthtshldntbe Рік тому +15

      and is that message "go woke get broke"?

    • @disposable_hero1725
      @disposable_hero1725 Рік тому +11

      It like a promo interview they released online where they had everyone talking about the it, they basically had all the boxes ticked on the people they interviewed at the screening of it. Gay, Deaf, Dwarf, Black Whamen. All taking about how Woke the show is.

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 Рік тому +430

    When I look at my life, I often eonder if I made bad choices. And then I look at this show and realize " Oh yeah, it can always get worse"

    • @tonicross6409
      @tonicross6409 Рік тому +21

      If only we could fail upwards like them xD

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha Рік тому +10

      But you cant fail upward, men when fail unless they have the correct politics will fail down

    • @LordNyran
      @LordNyran Рік тому +1

      I made the terrible choice of watching Blood Origin. Way too much lifetime I'll never get back.

    • @Pillock25
      @Pillock25 Рік тому

      Bad choices, what do ya mean, like swapping E and W on the keyboard?

    • @halewatercolor
      @halewatercolor Рік тому +2

      I thought you said 'wife' at first

  • @sladjanvasiljevic5500
    @sladjanvasiljevic5500 Рік тому +35

    This show is a 'super easy, barely an inconvenience' gold mine.

    • @flaminghead1va
      @flaminghead1va Рік тому

      it's official. Ryan George (Screen Rant!) NEEDS to cover this trash series. :D

  • @sS0ulSs
    @sS0ulSs Рік тому +12

    Henry Calvil must be like
    "god damn.... I thought I had it bad"

  • @ramesses8887
    @ramesses8887 Рік тому +114

    Nothing screams European Fantasy more than Lenny Henery and Michelle Yeoh!

    • @michaelsegriff3362
      @michaelsegriff3362 Рік тому +13

      Jesus, is Michelle Yeoh in this sh** too? I don’t watch any of this crap and I’m sick of hearing that name.

    • @alexedwards6509
      @alexedwards6509 Рік тому +1

      I see Lenny Henry is getting a lot more work. Betraying your countrymen by falsely insinuating they are racist seems to be rewarded in todays world

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel Рік тому

      If native Europeans don't get their rage on, then this will be that fantasy in 20 years time because that is what mudland Europe will be.

    • @NightMotorcyclist
      @NightMotorcyclist Рік тому +3

      And modern looking clothing that looks like they came from H&M. Some of them look like they are wearing jeans!

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 7 місяців тому

      Inclucivity.

  • @SuperLloyd84
    @SuperLloyd84 Рік тому +213

    My partner said something quite astute today. "No-one in entertainment actually likes entertainment anymore." And he's absolutely right, all they're interested in is pushing their personal politics and ideologies, and making sure nothing "offensive" is shown.

    • @BoingBB
      @BoingBB Рік тому +24

      Yes, even making money seems to be a secondary aim.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Рік тому +29

      Unless it's offensive to hu-whyte peepo and conservatives, then they LOVE offense.

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 Рік тому +30

      @@theelder4797 That one's on the required list for any new script.
      1. White man bad
      2. Women are LITERAL PERFECTION
      3. Heterosexuality is the new deviancy

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Рік тому

      What I think is funny is that Hollywood all seems to imagine we're completely dependent on them like there isn't thousands of years of already-created entertainment that exists thaty they've been stealing from.

    • @ComradeCommissarYuri
      @ComradeCommissarYuri Рік тому +1

      It’s a bit sad that what they usually show is offensive to my eyes

  • @tolkienist7905
    @tolkienist7905 Рік тому +14

    This show is what would happen if you gave the staff at jizzabel a modest budget. Then while they sat down to write the script gas them into brain damage and film the results.

  • @banyakakal4299
    @banyakakal4299 Рік тому +3

    Merwyn is SOOO EVIL, she killed her brother because he wants to marry her off FOR PEACE! And she PERSONALLY KILLED her female (of course) guard which I'm guessing the guard would have been by her side her whole life! She cold blooded-ly slit her throat without any remorse. And 10 minutes before she were shaking because she 'need' to stab an assassin. If that's not proof of psychopath, I don't know what is

  • @kingfreedom160
    @kingfreedom160 Рік тому +83

    No wonder Cavill left...

  • @GermoDante
    @GermoDante Рік тому +177

    My wife went from "yas queen" to "again with this bullshit" in the span of 5 years watching this intersectional sludge. Nobody wants to be pandered to constantly,

    • @leylaosman2055
      @leylaosman2055 Рік тому +1

      really you have no sit in your room and dis someone work

    • @PatrickBowser2
      @PatrickBowser2 Рік тому +15

      It would be nice if we got some pandering to the actual fans for once that wasn't just a bait and switch

    • @Bakagii
      @Bakagii Рік тому

      @@leylaosman2055 its too awful to deserve even an ounce of respect

    • @itotallycare
      @itotallycare Рік тому +6

      @@leylaosman2055 wtf did you even just say

    • @sirazazeloflowkey6424
      @sirazazeloflowkey6424 Рік тому +2

      @@leylaosman2055 You never critisized someone else's work? Really?
      When you go out to eat and the food is undercooked, I guess in your case you just eat it and pay full price, yeah?
      When you get your car fixed, but it's still broken, you just pay, say thank you and leave, do you?
      Nah, you are critical of other people's work too. Especially when you have to or had to pay for it.
      Most here I assume have a Netflix subscription and thus pay a monthly subscribtion fee.
      That gives us the right to critisize the content on that platform. We are paying for it. That show was made off of subscription money more likely than not.
      Or are works of fiction and entertainment somehow exampt from criticism unlike other professions, where people will call you out on doing the job poorly?
      Please explain your logic.

  • @designermetal1
    @designermetal1 Рік тому +7

    As someone whose favourite fictional universe is The Witcher's and whose favourite fictional character is Master Chief, this has been a great year...

  • @Wienerblutable
    @Wienerblutable Рік тому +9

    I get that yeoh is 60 years old, but if she is not fit just don’t let her fight. A body double for just a bit of fast moving was embarrassing.

  • @iemzaf
    @iemzaf Рік тому +95

    Heard this from someone else, but the "Femcel Fantasy Genre" is such a perfect term to describe these kinds of shows.🤣

  • @Frankenstec
    @Frankenstec Рік тому +4

    When you said "thats his cousin" i spat my coffee out laughing 😂😂😂

  • @philipebbrell2793
    @philipebbrell2793 Рік тому +15

    This why I am watching a lot of Kdramas. The storytelling is superb. They can mix genres effortlessly. The Alchemy of Souls is a fantastic show that moves long at a cracking pace and gives us twist on twist.

    • @vuton7670
      @vuton7670 Рік тому +6

      me too. I rather watch other countries movies and shows since 2016.

  • @totenkray
    @totenkray Рік тому +34

    Alice in Borderland has a solution to every strong woman in one fight scene in an alley. God bless the Japanese for removing all the Lady bosses in one fight.

  • @houseofthegoldenflower3534
    @houseofthegoldenflower3534 Рік тому +146

    It’s a shame the Author of the books prefers money to honouring his own work.

    • @brianmccann666
      @brianmccann666 Рік тому +41

      You know the Witcher Author stole the entire story and characters from the Elric Books ?? Dude admits to it.

    • @Morphfromx-men
      @Morphfromx-men Рік тому +29

      He is a hack he ripped off Elric

    • @BaronR
      @BaronR Рік тому +1

      Dude is full on destruction mode, it's his way of getting as much money as possible and pissing off people that enjoyed the games. He is a bitter old drunk.

    • @SenseiRaisen
      @SenseiRaisen Рік тому +43

      He is a hack ... the guy even got mad at CDPR because the game make even more than the book .. and they honoured the entire thing without missing a beat. Yet the guy sell it for quick proofing believing it won't do to much.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 Рік тому +15

      @@brianmccann666 and didn't do a very good job. Elric the white wolf is one of my favorite fantasy characters. A man cursed to have everything he does go wrong.

  • @ZION73082
    @ZION73082 Рік тому +4

    You know things are bad when you can literally spend hundreds of millions of dollars even a billion dollars on a fantasy show and the porn parody is more historically accurate!
    🤯😏

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 Рік тому +93

    I hope I'm alive enough to witness Hollywood go bankrupt.

    • @davidbarr9343
      @davidbarr9343 Рік тому +6

      Don't worry, with the way things are going, you won't have to wait long!😂

    • @AteshSeruhn
      @AteshSeruhn Рік тому +3

      Nah, the top pushers of the MESSAGE will funnel funds their way.

    • @Raider0075
      @Raider0075 Рік тому

      Sorry, my man. Hollyweird isn't going anywhere. Someone needs to start another true 'Hollywood' somewhere else.

    • @Batman12810
      @Batman12810 Рік тому

      The trajectory of Black Adam, Black Panther and Avatar isn't good. They made money but not nearly as much as hoped.

    • @gruby970
      @gruby970 Рік тому

      It won't. Ministry Of Truth will always get its ESG money. From your retirement funds, no less.

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar Рік тому +71

    When two women validate eachother's capability on-screen we need to call it "flicking eachother's beans"

    • @onyxowl70
      @onyxowl70 Рік тому +4

      ✂️🪵🏴‍☠️

    • @Dr.Cosmar
      @Dr.Cosmar Рік тому +6

      @@onyxowl70 Saying they're being a "scissoring wood pirate" works too.

    • @effsinthechat1766
      @effsinthechat1766 Рік тому +5

      We should call it the Bean test

    • @michaelsegriff3362
      @michaelsegriff3362 Рік тому +1

      The best ability is flick-ability.

  • @icyman2
    @icyman2 Рік тому +2

    When they gave Game Awarad for the best voice actor of 2022 to Christopher Judge, they meant to give it to Az for the outstanding roleplay and voice overs during this reviews. Unfortunately, he couldn't be there, because he was watching Blood Origin.

  • @RajeshJustaguy
    @RajeshJustaguy Рік тому +4

    The part where they made news the clans are uniting... how did the messengers travel so fast and how did they know where to find these two in jail.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Рік тому +127

    Watching you s*** on this show is a phenomenal Christmas gift. Thank you Az and Merry Christmas.

  • @Firenutz
    @Firenutz Рік тому +36

    AZ: Would you, Gary, Drinker, Mauler and Disparu PLEASE host the 2022 Wokies in January? We the fans can help put the categories and nominees together for you. Here are some sample TV series categories. Who would you guys nominate?
    - Wokest Leading Mary Sue
    - Wokest Following Soy Boy
    - Wokest Supporting Sniff Farter
    - Wokest Franchise Showruiners
    - Wokest Writer(s) of Toxic Masculinity
    - Wokest Inclusive Ensemble
    - Wokest Gender Swap
    - Wokest Classic Hero Cucked
    - Wokest Unoriginal Teleplay
    - Wokest Writers’ Rwomb

  • @JosephFrostsGhost
    @JosephFrostsGhost Рік тому

    I’ve missed videos like this, Az. I’m really bad sick today, so thank you for putting a smile on my face. I can’t wait for the next episode.

  • @AnnieNakki
    @AnnieNakki Рік тому +3

    I bet the reason that fight choreography is so bad in shows like this one, Willow and Rings of Power is because the 'REAL" fight choreographers in Hollywood were too 'toxically masculine' for the show runners....so they hired wimpy people with no experience to run the fight scenes.

  • @karlsangree4679
    @karlsangree4679 Рік тому +141

    That whole "fart smelling" bit had me rolling on the floor pissing my pants. There's no rant like an Az rant.

    • @lostsignal4359
      @lostsignal4359 Рік тому

      Man gives out the best rates cause it feels real ive watched angry joe rsnts and it Don't feel real any more he seems to avoid the woke stuff and not talk about it or rant about mans just a shill now

  • @stevenajao2369
    @stevenajao2369 Рік тому +158

    There is no way they are taking themselves serious with this show, this has to be a parody or something. Wow, just hilarious!

    • @HeelvsBabyface
      @HeelvsBabyface  Рік тому +87

      Nope, it really is that bad >.O

    • @bernardrednix756
      @bernardrednix756 Рік тому +28

      Even parody has respect for the source material

    • @Tegelane5
      @Tegelane5 Рік тому +15

      @@bernardrednix756 Yep, Mike Myers respected Bond more than those who film it today.

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya Рік тому +3

      Of course its a parody. Didn't you saw that they repeated the She-Hulk move when they actualy used the "girl is the key to everything" meme to enrage hateful youtubers?

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Рік тому +12

      @@bernardrednix756Spaceballs respects Star Wars more then Kathleen Kennedy

  • @WEKM
    @WEKM Рік тому +6

    Five minutes in, and you've already convinced me that I'm grateful to not have Netflix anymore.

  • @valepu86
    @valepu86 Рік тому +8

    I have this feeling they saw people liked hotd and it had a princess that didn't want to marry so they are putting this in every other show (like in Willow too) but there's a slight difference in how it was done

    • @ComradeCommissarYuri
      @ComradeCommissarYuri Рік тому +2

      Would you agree that the downfall of the competent tv show writing started with the infamous season 8?

  • @KAL5370
    @KAL5370 Рік тому +51

    Everyone on this show should be fired along with their boss and his boss and the boss of the guy that hired them!

  • @CataclysmDM
    @CataclysmDM Рік тому +31

    All these adaptations make me cringe. They literally had a guide that told them exactly how to make a show, from the successful Witcher games OR the books themselves! But no, they had to do their OWN thing, they just HAD to fuck it up. This is what prioritizing THE MESSAGE over good stories and casting gets us.

  • @imantserdmans3169
    @imantserdmans3169 Рік тому +6

    This is a golden age for UA-camrs - show reviewer.

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley Рік тому +2

    Merry Christmas Az! Thank you for suffering for us.

  • @PatrickBowser2
    @PatrickBowser2 Рік тому +113

    I am 35 minutes into your video and I had to stop to process everything I have heard so far and try to force myself to acknowledge that this is real. I cannot believe this got greenlit. I see why Henry left. I pray for your mental health after this.

    • @ComradeCommissarYuri
      @ComradeCommissarYuri Рік тому +3

      I can believe this got greenlit..
      They’re going to regret it though

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 Рік тому +1

      @@ComradeCommissarYuri No they won't have any regrets, after all it's not THEIR fault, it's yours for not liking their stronk whamen gurll powah because your name suggests you're an evil white dude from the evil country of Russia. Their reasoning, not mine. They will blame the fans, the pandemic, the storm (it knocked people's power out so they couldn't watch our stunning and brave show), the coof variant XYZ, anything to avoid saying they did anything wrong.

    • @Mordring
      @Mordring Рік тому +1

      And Az isn't even exaggerating, if anything he's being mild in his descriptions of that dumpster fire.

  • @iraclements3671
    @iraclements3671 Рік тому +183

    Rings of Power, Blood Origin, Willow, I literally cannot tell these shows apart they are duplicates of each other. This is why shows like House of the Dragon stands out so much.

    • @toniyakovlev4403
      @toniyakovlev4403 Рік тому +10

      @@pnorbert2222 it was certainly not bad by any means, but i gotta admit. I dropped the show after episode 7 because I felt it wasn't good.
      People seem to like it but I didn't. It was plagued by the same problems as S7 and S8 but it did have it's shining moments.
      Still, the three shows mentioned above are literally one and the same. If i had to rate HOTD I'd say it's worse than the first 4 seasons but better than anything after that.

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp Рік тому

      Fantasy makes it to mainstream with game of thrones. So excited. Woke cult takes over media and corrupts all things after to include 1/2 of game of thrones. Same thing with zombies. Wait my whole life to see zombie & fantasy mainstream only to get this crap. And my fall back scifi gets cucked too ....

    • @Henry-jp3mc
      @Henry-jp3mc Рік тому +9

      You forgot wheel of time

    • @rhyscallinan
      @rhyscallinan Рік тому +9

      Yeah House Of The Dragon is the only gold nugget out of this fantasy shit. Dialogue, very little woke, and interesting and real characters. If they get this right, it'll help to wipe off the stain of season 7 and 8 off of GoT.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 Рік тому +5

      @@pnorbert2222 you have incredibly bad tastes

  • @Kafson
    @Kafson Рік тому +450

    They should called the series "lonely woman fantasies". Got your audience there and what the series is about.

    • @Yoruten17
      @Yoruten17 Рік тому

      As a lonely women, I hate this nonsense. I like strong men, not whatever this gobshite is.

    • @primafacie5029
      @primafacie5029 Рік тому +41

      Swords with cats and a wine box

    • @NewWorldOrgone
      @NewWorldOrgone Рік тому +13

      If you listen closely, you can hear meowing

    • @ywsx6489
      @ywsx6489 Рік тому +14

      The cats are held hostage

    • @aglusci
      @aglusci Рік тому +2

      Is that why all the men are submissive?
      Just have to say that a weary traveler may found that hut helpful as there is no natural cover or any resources to build one.
      What if a pregnant woman is traveling with her husband in a snow storm, he collapses, leave him she ponders, as she turns away a small poke in her stomach reminds her men are weak they require encouragement "we must keep going or well die the hut is just over that ridge" only to find a small piece of red fabric, after he dies from being a weak man, she has to make a tent from his skin. She awakes to a red sun shining through the skin tent, for a moment the world had ended.

  • @CBonduMiel
    @CBonduMiel Рік тому

    Man, heelsvsbabyface looking slimmer and slimmer on camera :D i like it, gotta keep it up man. Dunno what ur doing but its clearly working ! We want you around for a long time, glad to see on its way to realisation !

  • @chrisshergie1030
    @chrisshergie1030 Рік тому +9

    anyone ever get the feeling that Az might really be upset while we are all laughing? at the end of the day we hope its not effecting his mental health in anyway

  • @imyourwifesbigdsidepiece5048
    @imyourwifesbigdsidepiece5048 Рік тому +5

    If a show is promoted as featuring “diversity, inclusion, & representation” I’m instantly checked out. No thanks. The impending failure is well deserved.

  • @primafacie5029
    @primafacie5029 Рік тому +35

    I won't touch it beyond watching reviews like this.

  • @plexx365
    @plexx365 Рік тому +2

    God, I just LOOOOOOOVE your videos!! You ALWAYS make me laugh my head off!!
    Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones!

  • @BOTG_Adventures
    @BOTG_Adventures Рік тому +3

    I loved the part where, the wheelchair bound black midget with 1 arm, said he was transgender but still wanted to kiss a horse.

  • @timothysullivan
    @timothysullivan Рік тому +88

    Poor Az. I feel his pain. But it’s so entertaining to watch him agonize! Thanks, Az - your sacrifice for us does not go unnoticed!

    • @J.B.1982
      @J.B.1982 Рік тому +2

      Here here

    • @TheAltarOfMadness
      @TheAltarOfMadness Рік тому +2

      The yelling gets old after a while..

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Рік тому

      What pain do you feel? The pain of money rolling in? Or the pain he chose after he told us he wouldn’t be watching the show in the first place, but decided he was leaving money in the table if he didn’t?

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Рік тому

      @@TheAltarOfMadness Yep. I made it less than eight minutes into his review before I had to shut it off.

  • @temite80
    @temite80 Рік тому +114

    This made my day seriously lol. I'm 2 years divorced and spending Christmas on my own. Your ranting about the shit content coming out today brings me some joy. Thanks.

    • @dobster5819
      @dobster5819 Рік тому +12

      Good luck mate.

    • @temite80
      @temite80 Рік тому +11

      @@dobster5819 thanks mate. And you.

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes Рік тому +20

      It gets better man. I've been divorced awhile and I do love me some peace and quiet. No demands, no arguing, no having to compromise on Every. Damn. Thing.

    • @MYTHNL90
      @MYTHNL90 Рік тому +8

      Merry Christmas brother

    • @temite80
      @temite80 Рік тому +5

      @@daveeyes I hear you man. Thanks for the kind words. Be well.

  • @kaijjukaijju2080
    @kaijjukaijju2080 Рік тому +3

    HAHAHAH OMG THANK YOU FOR THIS. SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE ACTUAL SHOW ROLFLLLLLLLLL

  • @ryumple
    @ryumple Рік тому +2

    “A lot of you tune in for me watching (CRAP) so you don’t have to.”
    You’re right AZ. Still waiting for more on the National Treasure series with Jayne Theory.

  • @viletreeve9120
    @viletreeve9120 Рік тому +3

    The writers should be forced to watch their own show as a form of torture.

  • @Minecraft-gw1jv
    @Minecraft-gw1jv Рік тому +66

    Thank you Az for always taking one for the Team! A Man should never have to go threw what you do just to keep us informed… I just want to thank you🤝… Gonna need a lot of therapy soon, I just know it😂

  • @jeskaaable
    @jeskaaable Рік тому +49

    Ah yes, the good ol' Tavern grape, so common nowadays.. It's great to see this scourge adressed in the show.

    • @mattg5791
      @mattg5791 Рік тому +4

      I can REALLY feel the modern world - reflecting at work here.

    • @michaelsegriff3362
      @michaelsegriff3362 Рік тому +4

      That’s right! Surprised they didn’t have an effing pinball machine and Jodie Foster.

    • @sickgit66
      @sickgit66 Рік тому +3

      'Grape'n ain't easy'

    • @TheNotoriousNemo
      @TheNotoriousNemo Рік тому

      I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

    • @wmethshitlord3421
      @wmethshitlord3421 Рік тому +1

      Abusive, white drunk man attacks small girl. Immediately put in his place by powerful woman of color. An absolute pivotal moment in the thousand year History of the elves.

  • @sparkleypegs8350
    @sparkleypegs8350 Рік тому +1

    This and the ep 2 review are GOLD! Please don't stop and make em long. Its brilliant stuff. These people are handing you ridiculously funny content on a platter man. Wonderful stuff.

  • @LordOfAllusion
    @LordOfAllusion Рік тому +2

    “Where are all the great celebrated female writers across history?”
    Well, if this is representative of their skill level, we can see why none of them have survived.

  • @DavidM_10
    @DavidM_10 Рік тому +25

    I watched a tiny bit of the episode out of curiosity. I stopped watching when the guy tried to force himself on the waitress in the middle of the crowded tavern (totally unrealistic), just so the strong woman could beat up him and his friends. It's all so predictable.

    • @samrittenhouse2534
      @samrittenhouse2534 Рік тому +3

      All while singing about being oppressed black raven, and then cue the empowerment shot. Lol

    • @banyakakal4299
      @banyakakal4299 Рік тому +1

      The acting is so WOODEN, both the huwhite raper and Walmart Ciri makes you want to burn the tavern down!

    • @Ningishzidd4
      @Ningishzidd4 Рік тому +2

      Yea, that was the moment I realized this was going to be another feminist/woke disaster. I bet all the writers were women that were hired because they were women and not because of their writing skills.

  • @blippedyblop
    @blippedyblop Рік тому +20

    "Died for your sins so you don't have to" Az is best Az.

  • @mishiou7244
    @mishiou7244 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for watching 👀 🙏 so I don't have too lol. I bearly survived "The MESSAGE "the run time of of Avatar 2.

  • @yammoyammamoto8323
    @yammoyammamoto8323 Рік тому +3

    As a fan of The Witcher... it feels good to know that I can completely ignore this abomination.

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure Рік тому +44

    Sometimes I think they are legitimately, trying to make every form of entertainment, crash and burn. They want to make this world all about politics with no more fun.

    • @bertdog7639
      @bertdog7639 Рік тому +2

      It's working.

    • @Meop79
      @Meop79 Рік тому +9

      Yes, have you watched the videos of Yuri Bezmenov? That is exactly what is going on.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Рік тому

      @@Meop79 Exactly, commie-nism attacks culture because we can't be beaten with military. Ideological subversion is the name, destroying families and entertainment is their game. Also, replacing the people - which is why Boe Jiden is streaming millions of replacements across the southern right now.

    • @wmethshitlord3421
      @wmethshitlord3421 Рік тому +2

      That's exactly what they're doing. We're in the demoralization phase

    • @bwhere45
      @bwhere45 Рік тому +4

      It’s called agitprop theater and the soviets did exactly this 100 years ago.

  • @johnlee3899
    @johnlee3899 Рік тому +27

    I've just finished all 4 episodes and it doesn't get any better.
    DUMPSTER FIRE

    • @mateuszliszewski
      @mateuszliszewski Рік тому +2

      So, how did you feel about king of the Wild Hunt being gay and Avallac'h looking like second-rate Dell hotline technician?

    • @johnlee3899
      @johnlee3899 Рік тому +2

      @@mateuszliszewski *SPOILERS* My brain melted when it turned out Gaunter O'Dimm is gender fluid. I'm guessing that was what the thing was that saved dandylion. As it looked very similar to the scene in Witcher 3 when Gerault met Gaunter O'Dimm in the tavern.
      I don't know my heads wreacked like AZ i just had to keep pausing this crap.
      What i dont get is if the black women leader is Ciri great great ........ grandmother. How the hell does Ciri inherit chaos magic. The proto witcher guy was made with normal magic. The only person with chaos magic was lenny henry and he died with no kids. So wtf is going on it made no sense.
      So the writers covered the problem from the TV show about ciri blood making witchers. Yet completely wrecked her having chaos magic. *SPOILER*

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 Рік тому

      The whole thing with Eredin makes no sense, especially of you follow the books and the games. They made him into a completely different character, and the same with Avallach

    • @TheNotoriousNemo
      @TheNotoriousNemo Рік тому +2

      U have to wait for season 2 u bigot!!!
      Season 1 is just the set up, it will get better we promise.

  • @russelljackson8153
    @russelljackson8153 Рік тому +1

    Merry Christmas to you, friend!! I've been following you since the days we both played WoW.

  • @williamroberts6803
    @williamroberts6803 Рік тому +2

    I’ve heard the saying it can only get better but I didn’t realize the phrase was about this show. It really can only get better.

  • @Rossi_83
    @Rossi_83 Рік тому +33

    That scotish accent tho 😆😆 The only positive that comes out of this netflix diarrhea is that we get to be entertained again by Az.

  • @BearPawSwipe
    @BearPawSwipe Рік тому +22

    I didn't think AZ was going to bless us with his review of this! I feel honored especially on Christmas! Thanks for all the videos!!

  • @Bamazon1990
    @Bamazon1990 Рік тому

    Omg so happy to see you did a video for this already. Gonna make my stairmaster fly by :D

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm Рік тому +3

    "Blue haired cat piss stinking..." nailed it.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 Рік тому +10

    “It’s The Witcher…now with 100% less Witcher!” 😜

  • @sherlock7898
    @sherlock7898 Рік тому +58

    Don’t let a bad show get you down this Christmas. Warm yourself by the blaze of the dumpster fire. Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all have a very good year! Amen

  • @Carolina-nn6ye
    @Carolina-nn6ye Рік тому +2

    Rotten Tomatoes must've shut down the reviews option. I tried over and over (it turned into a mission), it wouldn't go through. That's NEVER happened before.
    But ya, you are COMPLETELY OBVIOUSLY RIGHT!

  • @alpineredneck
    @alpineredneck Рік тому +1

    Merry Christmas, Az!

  • @mcribprime6594
    @mcribprime6594 Рік тому +63

    I completed 2 episodes, I’m ashamed for doing that lol.
    This feels like it has been written by an activist drama club, good stories not important, dialogue not important, tick boxes is all that matters! Can’t believe Michell Yeo agreed to do this show, if this is the direction once Cavill is done, then Witcher needs to be scrapped on completion of season 3.

    • @josie_the_valkyrie
      @josie_the_valkyrie Рік тому +9

      She was also in Star Trek Discovery, so.... 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Рік тому

      It gets better on repeat viewing.

    • @genshin4822
      @genshin4822 Рік тому +2

      I stopped halfway on ep 2 when they made the commander of wild hunt gay.

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp Рік тому +2

      Yeah YEO is part of the woke cult dude.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Рік тому +2

      @@WildDogGamerBoy I pointed out how woke 'Everything' is on Twitter once and everyone called me a racist. Lol.

  • @LowSpecLinuxLaptop
    @LowSpecLinuxLaptop Рік тому +41

    Why is it sooooo entertaining watching Az have a nervous breakdown 😂

    • @THEJamiboi
      @THEJamiboi Рік тому +3

      Not sure nervous is the right term here... but it is still good

    • @mattg5791
      @mattg5791 Рік тому +3

      Hysterical seems more appropriate. Hilariously hysterical.

    • @sickgit66
      @sickgit66 Рік тому +1

      Az is made of sterner stuff than that, he survived batwhaman, shulk and the ring pieces of power 👍

  • @mjjohansson1702
    @mjjohansson1702 Рік тому +3

    This is no longer entertainment. It's like some bizarre humiliation ritual.

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 Рік тому +2

    No. Trucking, Truckity, Trucking, Trucking Truck! Makes Xena and Hercules look like Shakespeare!

  • @JayneTheory
    @JayneTheory Рік тому +7

    Pausing to screaming to hysterical laughter at there being 20 min left to go. 😅

  • @Broodingrage235
    @Broodingrage235 Рік тому +94

    "She's prince Harry!" I almost choked on some very expensive scotch with that one! Well played, good Sir.
    Well played indeed.

    • @TibiConstantine
      @TibiConstantine Рік тому +2

      Harry also played in that movie "Lone survivor" if I am not mistaken.

  • @CarParts08382
    @CarParts08382 Рік тому +2

    With Henry Cavill out of the picture at Wokeflix, we can now see the unpasteurized story... and it looks revolting.

  • @SJJensendk
    @SJJensendk Рік тому +3

    Once upon a time the Witcher was Polish and grounded in Eastern European folklore. Then the normies came...

  • @ncthriller4465
    @ncthriller4465 Рік тому +23

    This is hilarious. They already know. The fans will reject this. It's so obvious, they've started lying about the message. So they know the fans hate that crap, yet they seem to not be capable of learning. I feel no sympathy at all. I kinda thought Netflix was course correcting but obviously not. Netflix then Disney. They've got to go.

  • @MYTHNL90
    @MYTHNL90 Рік тому +7

    I love how AZ didn’t give one single fuck to make a decent thumbnail for this series 😂 merry Christmas my man

  • @Unicron187
    @Unicron187 Рік тому

    1:00 wise words; merry christmas to you, as well.
    we love you, az 😁

  • @darthnutto552
    @darthnutto552 Рік тому

    Merry Xmas and happy new years AZ!

  • @iris5304
    @iris5304 Рік тому +29

    You are a hero for watching it. It really amazes me how these types of shows with bad writing and messages rammed down your neck keep bombing and then they make another and another and another and WHY!!!!

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 Рік тому +1

      As much as I'd have lovedto see Jayne Theory join, I'm glad she has some time off here.

    • @wmethshitlord3421
      @wmethshitlord3421 Рік тому

      Because it was never about the money....

    • @lostsignal4359
      @lostsignal4359 Рік тому

      As joker would say "its all PArT of tHe pLan"

  • @DalishHalfling993
    @DalishHalfling993 Рік тому +38

    My deepest condolences to all who watched this show for even five minutes. You are made of steel.

  • @Lionstar16
    @Lionstar16 Рік тому

    As I'm still recovering from a nasty cold that has considerably dampened my enjoyable of Christmas Day, thank you Az for providing some much needed laughs :)

  • @PattyMcqG
    @PattyMcqG Рік тому

    Merry Christmas!!! This old granny loves your reviews!

  • @montparnasse97
    @montparnasse97 Рік тому +12

    Actually it's quite interesting to compare this Michelle Yeoh vehicle to her biggest role - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - 20 YEARS AGO. That actually featured women's plights as a major theme. With her character and the young thief/princess dealing with their roles in a "patriarchy." Trying to do their duty even though it ruined their chances for true love. Food for thought

    • @kuyt20
      @kuyt20 Рік тому +1

      Ruined their chances at true love? Didn't the princess steal the sword for her lover? How exactly did that "ruin her chance at true love"? That movie was overrated like hell.

  • @twilightalfa8852
    @twilightalfa8852 Рік тому +28

    Az's sacrifice for us is greater than any of us can ever understand

    • @PorchBass
      @PorchBass Рік тому +3

      He has seen things we have not seen, thank god

  • @chrisjames1027
    @chrisjames1027 Рік тому +3

    Henry bailed at the right time 🤣🤣

  • @YoJimBoHugabaJoe
    @YoJimBoHugabaJoe Рік тому +65

    Lexx is far superior to todays shows,so upset it ended on a cliff hanger

    • @WickedScott
      @WickedScott Рік тому +15

      Lexx is proof that it's not about budget, it's about characters and story.

    • @ridleyrage5283
      @ridleyrage5283 Рік тому +2

      Truth!

    • @reb3102
      @reb3102 Рік тому +4

      I love Lexx. Not as big a fan of the last season but all the previous is brilliant. What imagination. No writer or producer today has even a thimble full of imagination necessary to make something like that. And, oh the horror, a super sexy female character with depth and emotion!

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp Рік тому +1

      I like Lexx ,but its not for the general masses .

    • @Herne0011
      @Herne0011 Рік тому +5

      Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray,
      Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G
      Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray,
      Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G
      Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G.

  • @djk287
    @djk287 Рік тому +19

    Poor Az. He got one good show for Christmas with Alice in Borderland. So naturally it had to be balanced out by this lol

    • @michaeldonovan231
      @michaeldonovan231 Рік тому +1

      Brilliant show Alice in Borderland just started watching season two just love Japanese shows no woke bullshit just great stories and characters.

    • @cleodux
      @cleodux Рік тому

      I love Alice in borderland.

  • @KelsonArwhi
    @KelsonArwhi Рік тому

    31:27 Spat out my drink laughing.
    38:00 Az sounds like Grover with an English accent. XDDD
    This was brilliant. I look forward to the rest of the reviews.

  • @danjim45
    @danjim45 Рік тому

    Lol 😂 the part of the “come get me assasins” I had to pause 🤣

  • @Linda-ec6sv
    @Linda-ec6sv Рік тому +9

    Thanks for taking time out of your holliday to make this video, we loved it. You confirmed my fears about blood origin.