It would be hilarious if they were all wearing the boots they had at the end of the movies Like Evbo and cookie wearing netherite, clownpierce and AJ wearing diamond etcetera
Why was Aj's and Seawatt's battle the funniest thing i've seen all week? The way they say what they are going to do with dramatic pauses absolutely kills me man.
Can't wait for the day when all of the civilizations combine and Evbo becomes the God of parkour, the God of pvp, and the God of whatever else is used to complete his netherite armor set
12:40 I actually thought about it in the series, a third type of parkour battle where it's endless and the person to stop after the least amount of jumps loses
@audreytriemstra5324 pro tip for single neos: crouch to the edge of the block, about 0.75-1.0 blocks back from the pillar, then un-crouch, face forward and turn a little bit to the right, then turn left midair. DO NOT try to strafe mid-air.
You see, at the beginning of seawat and ajs battle there was no way for seawat to win, but then he had a very good idea, he used f5. See, using f5 gave seawat a whole new prospective and he was able to make the jumps he couldn’t have made before
We found the full evbo lore: So to start, evil evbo from the simulation movie is not actually gone but is still alive. Just like in the first series, all of evbo's experiences were put into steve, a single remaining evbo has been put into the simulation and his experiences are going into evil evbo, causing evil evbo to become the master at various skills. For example, parkour and pvp civilization are simulations that evbo clone is going through and all the skills are being put into evil evbo, making him the best at parkour, best at pvp, and so on. He also ensured he experienced betrayal like with tabby and seawatt to ensure he wasnt weak. Then once evil evbo has gained every skill necessary, most likely five different skills, he will break free and destroy the evbo that destroyed his plan. Then his mission will be to destroy every other evbo to exist, like all the ones in "Mystery behind deleting worlds". However, the one evbo who will evade him is the evbo that defeated steve, aka the evbo with herobrine's powers. This will be the final battle. And just for extra lore, "the story of parkour" and "minecraft but you can only go up" are both prequels to parkour civilization. World building. And evil evbo built pvp civilization off of the noob and pro societies, though they split up into the 5 weapons after the hackers. EVBO MUST SEE THIS
cookie god not being good at parkour makes sense. he was the former parkour god but gave up the majority of his parkour skills so they could go to parkourians (parkour people) what was left went to evbo later on......this is simply him using the last remaining dregs of his godly parkour might, a mere shell of what they used to be
Should we finish this tournament yes or no
Ye
YES YES YES YES
yes
Yes
hey
Me and Aj's battle will go down in the parkour history books
I agree
Will the book be written in parkour?
That won't bring his minecraft dog back
Seawatt I love you
þat attack is þe meta, þats why it was repeated so often
Obviously, after inventing parkour racing, he invents parkour stalemate, truly the deadliest player in parkour civilization
Parkour Limbo induced through an infinite parkour trial
And adding the infinite parkour attack
Absolutely incredible
Next he'll invent parkout en passant
@@CouldBeChara lol🤣🤣
Seawatt make a 2 block brewing stand jump and says "I GIVE HIM CANCER"
LMAOO
Funniest shit I’ve seen today
Yes @Content_Boi
This is canon, and no one can change that
Lore: The new champion, his friend, retired, and this is the tryout for the new champion
It would be hilarious if they were all wearing the boots they had at the end of the movies
Like Evbo and cookie wearing netherite, clownpierce and AJ wearing diamond etcetera
The AJ and Seawatt's battle was soooo long and hilarious 😂😆
I cant 😭🤣
the best part was when AJ was trying to talk to Seawatt while under the effects of blindness... but was facing the wrong direction
@@tektonik4616fr
@@tektonik4616I just couldn't stop laughing 🤣
I love this spin-off series from the actual movie. Can't wait for the PVP civilization spin-offs.
0:20 Not Seawatt INSTANTLY checking someone else's chest😭
that's such a Seawatt thing to do 😭
I had to try to get an advantage..
@@seawattgaming that's crazy, not even a minute in lmao 💀
@seawattgaming did you use f4
His about to be the top comment
That betrayal where joofy knocked seawatt off was savage 😂
Evbo is the only person that can change a depressing day to the best day in the month.
ikr, a new Helluva Boss AND Evbo
Fr
I was just sitting there, all board and stuff then I see Evbo post a video and my life just turned around ,❤
Seawatt vs AJ was the most funniest match ever
Can't believe you invited Clownpierce but not jesterpenetrate😢
jesterpenetrate is a pvper, not a parkour type of person.
he didint invite Clownpierce. He invited the parkour villian
@@Jaspersrab73Ya come on bro
Obviously 🤣
I know i cried so hard when i saw that jesterpenetrate copy from the “lifesteal smp”
Titles for the youtubers:
Evbo: 360 legend
Aj's: Blind folded legend
Seawatt: Brewing stand legend
CookieGod: Ironic
Joofyloopy: Ice Legend (literally)
Clownpierce: Better
Grayson: Hidden Ultra Instincts
Clownpierce:just better in general
@@Marissa-h3l I guess I will put that
What was it before?@OPEnderMan-e9r
@@audreytriemstra5324 it was (Why is the PVP Legend here)
@@audreytriemstra5324 it was (Why is the PVP legend here)
7:08 “A singular double neo”
Chuchington: Mate, that’s too easy! Try my neo instead, step 1: *phone ringing* 1 triple double neo please. (continue)
*doorbell*
no. *shoots chuchington*
the end
Why was Aj's and Seawatt's battle the funniest thing i've seen all week? The way they say what they are going to do with dramatic pauses absolutely kills me man.
the parkour cast is full of silly guys
The entire video is just Seawatt and Aj”s fight and I am loving it 😂😂😂
Here in parkour tournament, no one chooses to jump for the points.
Why every video at least one person quotes that one moment
instead we jump for the funny
@@lolliii5477 seawatt and AJ would definitely do that
At least when it comes to parkour battles 🤣
I don't think I ever laughed harder from a minecraft video😭😭
going agains evbo in a parkour battle is a death sentence
Going against Clownpierce in pvp is also a death sentence (QUITE LITERALLY)
@@Iluvsnc-x9g fr
Is clownpierce gonna show up in PvP civ
That would definitely be a death sentence to evbo
But I think he's already here as an axe
Remember he was the one talking to Tabi I think
I love these unedited videos! You guys are so much cooler when you're not acting!
Tbh I'm sad that cookie lost so early 😭😔😅
Evbo. Your battle was .... Unique 😂😅😭 the building up was not what I expected 😂 lol ❤😊
It would have been hilarious to see a video of cookie v Evbo ( parkour god v parkour god)😂
Can't wait for the day when all of the civilizations combine and Evbo becomes the God of parkour, the God of pvp, and the God of whatever else is used to complete his netherite armor set
I can bet pants will be like "here in pants civ everyone uses deez nuts to pay for everything" or something like that
@Octolithic fr
Leggings are Boatrace Civilization and Helmet is Escape Room Civilization
Aj looking the wrong way the whole time he had blindness was hilarious 😭
The legendary battle of Aj and Seawatt took to long to finish the tournament in one video but we as the fanbase want more and thats a promise
Imagine seawatt was like "give him cancer-"
I love how troll-ey AJ, Seawatt and Cookie were lmao. Clownpierce being Clownpierce being straight up deadly is very on-brand for him too
We never actually saw cookie actually do parkour, we just have to assume he's good because he's the parkour god
26:23 "I don't even know how to respond to that"
30:26 "Looks like I won on a technicality"
super relatable
this is cannon to the evbo multiverse
I haven’t watched the video yet, hope Clownpierce wins
If the final round is evbo vs clownpierce I will get hyped
Cookie tryna hit the 36° 😂
The J-jump is my new favorite jump in parkour civilization
How Seawatt died as soon as you tp him 🤣
Fall damage dosent reset when you to someone while falling
Doing 2 block jumps without looking irl and being successful is insane. 😲
"Imma do this jump... BLINDFOLDED BACKWARDS WITH a 540"
18:21 i lowkey thought seawatt was gonna say cancer
That’s actually what Joofy sounds like, man I wish that was a voice changer💀
Seawatts an AJ's battle had me laughing my ass off
Seawatt doing the brewing stand jump and just inflicting terminal illness is so funny
Should add a rule that per battle each fighter can counter only 1 time to avoid counters on every single round
Just fully watched the video now, don’t its too funny
Idk if anyone knows this but for one block jumps
If you are already running, it will just run over the one block gap with no need to jump
12:40 I actually thought about it in the series, a third type of parkour battle where it's endless and the person to stop after the least amount of jumps loses
The 2 block vertical neo is actually possible, but it is significantly harder than a triple neo.
@TrainOfImagination agreed
@audreytriemstra5324 it's actually the hardest jump I've ever done.
@TrainOfImagination I don't think I've ever done a normal single neo
@audreytriemstra5324 pro tip for single neos: crouch to the edge of the block, about 0.75-1.0 blocks back from the pillar, then un-crouch, face forward and turn a little bit to the right, then turn left midair. DO NOT try to strafe mid-air.
You see, at the beginning of seawat and ajs battle there was no way for seawat to win, but then he had a very good idea, he used f5. See, using f5 gave seawat a whole new prospective and he was able to make the jumps he couldn’t have made before
Finally he uploaded, its been months.😃
It’s been 2 weeks
@@TurtleBoyoIsCool I think he means posted on this channel
Not all of them together
@@audreytriemstra5324 He uploaded 2 weeks ago on this channel
14:10
*"But then, I had a very good idea, I used F5. You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective"*
20:26
24:03 bro went from doing Mike Tyson specials to magic to crashing his keyboard
24:47 the super j jump💀
Grayson just wants to live a quiet life!
@@peylol1781 I honestly couldn't think of who Grayson played for so long
@ ( his avatar is yosekague kira from jjba
@@peylol1781 ya I realized after like 10-15 min's
So glad we got to see the parkour battle system actually be used in a non-scripted fight. I NEEEED more.
This needs to be cannon in the parkour civ universe now
I like how you come on this channel to do fun challenges like this ❤️
THE ETERNAL JUMP
That last jump Joofy did was actually a last resort
14:15 SeaWatt used F5, you see, using F5 gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to make jumps he couldn’t before
Echo interacting with players😊
In fact , Aj decided to take over the entire world, Parkour civilization included because some guys killed his minecraft dog 🫠
Hello evbo keep growing love your video's 👍
i ve never had such a laugh form a simple parkour battle like Aj's vs seawatts
THE AJ VS SEAWATT BATTLE LMAOO
we need the clown versus evbo fight
@@oyeoye1 fr
I mean we've seen the Evbo clown race now we need the battle
23:53 WAAAAIITTT... YOU CANT SPRINT WITH BLINDNESS.
Literally best Christmas present?? Wdym we get a Parkour civilisation spin off 🙏
In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef *"blindfolded"*
The thing with non-smooth flow of attacks is that it immediately removes momentum making jumps harder
this was fun, i want to see more of it!
Teddys voice is just iconic now
@@atticuscourtlandrondeauosl3329 fr
The famous parkour pro
Any one can be a parkour pro but only Teddy can be the parkour pro
Truly the strongest parkour seal in all of parkour civilization 12:44
Yoshikage Kira getting destroyed in parkour
Finish the tournament it will be awesome
No way Joofy did a vertical neo. I didnt even know that was possible!
This was SUPER entertaining to watch 😭😭 Amazing
I think seawatt did the 6 block jump
@@Plum-j9d I thought he just ran on the ground
@@audreytriemstra5324 that what you see but he did it for real
@@Plum-j9d ya I watched that part back and notice it
more would be so much fun
couldn't stop laughing at the aj vs seawatt one !!!! plzz this is so good
babe wake up evbo dropped another banger
We found the full evbo lore: So to start, evil evbo from the simulation movie is not actually gone but is still alive. Just like in the first series, all of evbo's experiences were put into steve, a single remaining evbo has been put into the simulation and his experiences are going into evil evbo, causing evil evbo to become the master at various skills. For example, parkour and pvp civilization are simulations that evbo clone is going through and all the skills are being put into evil evbo, making him the best at parkour, best at pvp, and so on. He also ensured he experienced betrayal like with tabby and seawatt to ensure he wasnt weak. Then once evil evbo has gained every skill necessary, most likely five different skills, he will break free and destroy the evbo that destroyed his plan. Then his mission will be to destroy every other evbo to exist, like all the ones in "Mystery behind deleting worlds". However, the one evbo who will evade him is the evbo that defeated steve, aka the evbo with herobrine's powers. This will be the final battle. And just for extra lore, "the story of parkour" and "minecraft but you can only go up" are both prequels to parkour civilization. World building. And evil evbo built pvp civilization off of the noob and pro societies, though they split up into the 5 weapons after the hackers.
EVBO MUST SEE THIS
Imagine Evbo (the parkour god #2) lost against teddy (a parkour noob)😂
Naw
@@mazlankaramat I know he never would
That would be crazy
He would never deserve the title of parkour god of he did
5:16 parkour analysis ? Nah he really changed from noob civilisation
What the heck did you expect 😂😂😂
that triple neo attempt actually seemed quite goid
this was way to funny and we need a part 2
cookie god not being good at parkour makes sense. he was the former parkour god but gave up the majority of his parkour skills so they could go to parkourians (parkour people) what was left went to evbo later on......this is simply him using the last remaining dregs of his godly parkour might, a mere shell of what they used to be
Behind the scenes if PARKCIV was an acting au..
28:17 Counter jump: Airplane Aerospace Jump.
30:04 And he just jumps from glass pane to glass pane?
Yes plz continue this love your vids echo 🎉🎉🎉🎉
This battle will be legendary
I can’t wait for the animations of this
Time loop story would be really interesting
lore news: EVBO HAS CONQUERED THE 4TH WALL
@@AnasAhmed-nm9so have u seen his PvP civilization
The video journal machine basically helps him break the 4th wall
AJ and seawatt are commedy geniouses
All These Battles we're somehow peak
amazing birthday gift, thx evbo
Yo happy birthday :D
@@polybiuskf Happy birthday bro🎂🥳🧁
happy birthday!
not enough vine booms
suprised the parkour god couldn't make the first 360...
Is there going to be a third season of parkour civilisation?
I loved this so much 😊
Wonder when round 2 release
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVBO
Yoshikage Kira: How the hell did I end up here