Guards’ Reactions to Character's Daedric Artifacts and Weapon in Skyrim

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  • Guards react to the various player equipment, including most armor, some weapons, and Daedric artifacts. Not all items in the game have dialogs.
    Source: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard...
    I have some bugs with my nightingale armor and namira's ring so the guards ignore it :(
    All the Guards' Reactions to the Character's Weapon and Rare Artifacts in Skyrim
    Guards Reactions on Your Character Unique Artifacts in Skyrim
    Skyrim - Daedric Artifacts and Weapon - All the Guards' Reactions
    Skyrim Guards Comment on Character's Weapon and Artifacts
    00:00 Iron Sword
    00:16 Steel Sword
    00:21 Elven Sword
    00:27 Ebony Sword
    00:34 Greatswords
    00:40 Aegisbane
    1:04 Mace of Molag Bal
    1:10 The Rueful Axe
    1:16 Mehrunes Razor
    1:21 Skull of Corruption
    1:31 Spellbreaker
    1:51 Volendrung
    1:56 Azura's Star
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  • @TopGameWorld
    @TopGameWorld  3 роки тому +6683

    Skyrim Special Edition without mods. I correct the color during a video editing for a more juicy picture :)

    • @notyourdad361
      @notyourdad361 3 роки тому +24

      Its very hard to install mods in that edition anyway

    • @Bemix666NUCLAR
      @Bemix666NUCLAR 3 роки тому +230

      @@notyourdad361 no it's not lmao it's easier than the normal version

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 3 роки тому +6

      I was wondering how you got the lighting to look like that.

    • @drunkerraritydash4885
      @drunkerraritydash4885 3 роки тому +67

      @@notyourdad361 You'd have to be stupid if you can't mod special edition.

    • @xiadui7209
      @xiadui7209 3 роки тому +18

      @@notyourdad361 No its not, just use vortex

  • @KrillGorilla
    @KrillGorilla 3 роки тому +12497

    "But can you use it?" *5000 bounty added to whiterun*

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +320

      there's something about that line that's more insulting than anything else the guards can possibly say.
      ESPECIALLY for players that are running a 2-handed build and have 100 in the skill tree.

    • @agentofchaos4441
      @agentofchaos4441 2 роки тому +92

      Yeah, It's Like They Want You To Instigate A Fight.

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman 2 роки тому +231

      That's at low skill. At high skill, they say "The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

    • @theghoulishsword2406
      @theghoulishsword2406 2 роки тому +14

      It would be 1000.

    • @KrillGorilla
      @KrillGorilla 2 роки тому +59

      @@theghoulishsword2406 not if you're an already wanted felon because of your special skill: tax evasion

  • @thetayz72
    @thetayz72 3 роки тому +32078

    I'm impressed how educated the average guard is on daedric artifacts.

    • @mrgotmilk7238
      @mrgotmilk7238 3 роки тому +3451

      I feel like one of the only interesting things you could do with your life back then is read up on folk lore.

    • @UteChewb
      @UteChewb 3 роки тому +702

      Or on the Psijic Order.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 роки тому +1330

      These are the same people who knew you killed alduin in sovengrde, so just don't ask question, hail sithis, if you know what I mean 😎

    • @niklasluhman4362
      @niklasluhman4362 3 роки тому +586

      he used to be an adventurer like you but...

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 роки тому +384

      I mean - why wouldn’t they know? Daedric worship has been around forever. Also there’s numerous schools of magic and libraries.

  • @RareingTundra
    @RareingTundra 11 місяців тому +777

    “The Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that” is one of my favorites

    • @idk-xc8bw
      @idk-xc8bw 7 місяців тому +68

      my personal favorite is "my cousin's out there, fighting dragons. and what do I get? guard duty" then homeboy gets mauled by an ancient dragon 3 mins later

    • @Frog_Scooper
      @Frog_Scooper 7 місяців тому +6

      I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee...

    • @HairyCheeseBallYUM
      @HairyCheeseBallYUM 6 місяців тому +2

      @@idk-xc8bwim actually laughing rn 😂😂

  • @mogeko5705
    @mogeko5705 2 роки тому +3749

    I always find it weird how the Guards are in a way..The most interactive in Skyrim, like they're the only characters who actively react on what you do or have done.

    • @TheDeridor
      @TheDeridor 2 роки тому +397

      When they're not telling you about the arrow in their knee or asking who stole your sweetroll...

    • @roboticunclephil
      @roboticunclephil 2 роки тому +148

      yeah, as someone who put 500+ hours into this game, i can honestly say it was impossible for me to get immersed at all after the first 100-200. there's so many little details Bethesda just ignored. it truly could have been great

    • @somekindofaweird
      @somekindofaweird 2 роки тому +62

      That's because Skyrim interactions are extremely synthetic, feel very unnatural

    • @bromora989
      @bromora989 2 роки тому +92

      @@somekindofaweird and unlike Oblivion, the way it’s unnatural doesn’t feel funny. So nothing really makes up for it

    • @somekindofaweird
      @somekindofaweird 2 роки тому +36

      @@bromora989 Yeah they both feel badly and poorly staged, but Oblivion was truly hilarious sometimes

  • @GlennSkywalker2305
    @GlennSkywalker2305 3 роки тому +14092

    A guard will get nervous a man approaches with his weapon drawn

    • @frikkie9131
      @frikkie9131 3 роки тому +193

      Yeah i hate it also when you shout a word tomb and they get mad

    • @aether6098
      @aether6098 3 роки тому +138

      gods might get nervous a women approaches with there l her weapon drawn

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 роки тому +25

      Who cares I kill guards for a living .

    • @HeartLancer
      @HeartLancer 3 роки тому +61

      might*

    • @happymago1
      @happymago1 3 роки тому +9

      @@HeartLancer yeo it’s might

  • @stunt-
    @stunt- 3 роки тому +17227

    “That iron schword is pretty undependable, you should try shteel”

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 роки тому +602

      The guard from County Mayo.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +461

      i believe the correct pronunciation is SCHKTHEEELLEE.
      SCHKTEHEEELEEE SCHEWOOOAARD.

    • @Mercy_GG
      @Mercy_GG 2 роки тому +279

      Mf’s from ancient Germany or probably meant the the tool company Stihl

    • @Tekman_
      @Tekman_ 2 роки тому +29

      I'm like: "Who asked you?" I mean what if I'm using an enchanted one?

    • @KingLies
      @KingLies 2 роки тому +92

      I think you mean "undipindibul"

  • @thecore8605
    @thecore8605 2 роки тому +617

    1:40 i love how you focused the guard woman and another guard just casually appears and talks instead of her

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Рік тому +47

      "Oh shit I read about that shield!"

    • @justagecko
      @justagecko 6 місяців тому +14

      I love the "What is it?" afterwards. It's a generic line, but it adds a little dynamic between the guards.

  • @xaviermoran6826
    @xaviermoran6826 Рік тому +222

    I find it hilarious how they react to your skill tree. "Can you enchant my sword? dull thing can barely cut butter."

    • @antonvlasov2092
      @antonvlasov2092 Рік тому +55

      Conjurer, huh? Don't suppose you can conjure me a warm bed

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 9 місяців тому +25

      If you are high in speech, they say "Don't think your honied words will work on me." or "Don't think you can barter with me like a damned shopkeep."
      High in pickpocketing, they say "Keep your hands to yourself, thief."
      High in alchemy, they say "Fancy yourself an alchemist? Don't suppose you could brew me up an ale?"
      I just want to know what level of sentience the guards have to know what skills you've been working on the instant they see you simply just walk by.

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 9 місяців тому +22

      ​@@bloodwolfgaming9269Probably little details like how you smell. I know it sounds weird but apparently magic has a smell in TES

    • @CyrusLagom
      @CyrusLagom 9 місяців тому

      @@cherry9787 Where can I read that?

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah 8 місяців тому +2

      wish that could have been an feature though,being able to enchant their equipment up to oblivion,and turn them into a demi god

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 3 роки тому +17279

    Iron armor. Guard: respect.
    Iron sword. Guard: HuNtInG bUttFlies!??

    • @Tzavaot
      @Tzavaot 3 роки тому +822

      Butt flies

    • @duckydude1382
      @duckydude1382 3 роки тому +605

      Ah yes buttflies

    • @Revenix
      @Revenix 3 роки тому +525

      What else am I supposed to do? Those damn buttflies have been stealing all my underwear!

    • @Unlitedsoul
      @Unlitedsoul 3 роки тому +59

      @@Revenix But do they know Step 2?

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 роки тому +126

      @@mattnlogan101 that's a bit incorrect my friend, but historically a good sword was more affordable than a good set of armor.

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 3 роки тому +11317

    The Dragonborn is like a little kid who has new shoes that make him run faster.

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 роки тому +58

      Naw it's much more then that son u see u have to play Skyrim more then a few hours to know it u don't see any little kids as characters on Skyrim there all full-grown adult characters

    • @inmatetorts6569
      @inmatetorts6569 3 роки тому +82

      in morrowind that’s actually true, they’re called the boots of blinding speed given to you by some random insignificant guy

    • @shawnmarcum8078
      @shawnmarcum8078 3 роки тому +10

      Nah that's Terraria.

    • @Pillar_of_Salt
      @Pillar_of_Salt 3 роки тому +66

      @@spiritualwarrior864 you dont seem very bright

    • @joelsweeney4024
      @joelsweeney4024 3 роки тому +7

      @@inmatetorts6569 woman, but same diffs
      anyway, Morrowind is definitley the best TES game

  • @QuantumLeapCosplay
    @QuantumLeapCosplay Рік тому +68

    No big deal, but there are a few more:
    Mace of Molag Bal: “That mace… get it away from me. Get. It. Away.”
    Volendrung: “That is one… BIG hammer.”

  • @Laezar1
    @Laezar1 3 роки тому +1686

    Someone wielding an iron sword is an amateur. Someone wielding a daedric artifact is dangerous. Now someone wielding a fork, that, that is true terror.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +109

      or even WORSE: players who have a wooden sword, but used firewood to smith it up to legendary quality and go around cutting down metal dwemer behemoths and legendary dragons with a freaking toothpick sword XD

    • @NinjaTerd473
      @NinjaTerd473 2 роки тому +18

      The Fork of Horripilation!!!

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 2 роки тому +6

      The Fork of horripilation?

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 2 роки тому +1

      @@NinjaTerd473 oh seems you already beat me to it.

    • @12345DJay
      @12345DJay 2 роки тому +6

      @@hobomike6935 the only thing better than that is beating shit up with the fishing rod. Sadly you can't upgrade it

  • @blm2295
    @blm2295 3 роки тому +4692

    "But can you use it?" Well here lemme just quick save and you can find out.

    • @ahmedronaldokahn2352
      @ahmedronaldokahn2352 3 роки тому +78

      yeah yeah..show him

    • @hunter-js9zc
      @hunter-js9zc 3 роки тому +55

      I dont even quicksave anymore i have like an 80k bounty in some holds

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 3 роки тому +10

      @@hunter-js9zc How do you get away with it?

    • @hunter-js9zc
      @hunter-js9zc 3 роки тому +31

      @@candy-ninja idk if you're being serious but you get to a point in the game where you can obliterate multiple guards at once and they do almost no damage to you so you just keep killing the guards everytine they try to arrest you

    • @-NoneOfYourBusiness
      @-NoneOfYourBusiness 3 роки тому +3

      lol

  • @Thereisnogreatersword
    @Thereisnogreatersword 3 роки тому +10083

    “Who’d you have to kill to get that blade?” The unlucky sod who asked that I trek all over Skyrim to get 3 pieces of an absurdly powerful toothpick

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 роки тому +161

      @@samuelbarrett1082 200 years ago chill

    • @tomoricara8376
      @tomoricara8376 3 роки тому +150

      @@alilweeb7684 no man we aint gonna chill those bastards killed a septim

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 роки тому +14

      @@tomoricara8376 yeah and?

    • @chickensalsa-qp6se
      @chickensalsa-qp6se 2 роки тому +8

      667th like. I broke it...

    • @bunnitomoe3866
      @bunnitomoe3866 2 роки тому +93

      @@alilweeb7684 because of their cult, the Empire is weaken after the oblivion crisis, the thalmor wouldn't even dare to declare war on the Empire if the Septims still alive, and they wouldnt gain influnce too.

  • @jaimeekinman3701
    @jaimeekinman3701 Рік тому +100

    “Iron sword, huh? What are you killing, butterflies?”
    I died with laughter

  • @TheOnePistol
    @TheOnePistol 2 роки тому +325

    After all the years I've played Skyrim, I never knew that the guards commented on your weaponry aside from "A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn."

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 Рік тому +12

      That’s a bruh moment

    • @hiondubs
      @hiondubs 11 місяців тому +11

      Found the guy who always walks around the city with his weapon drawn.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@hiondubs I know that voice line because I helped the guards kill a dragon and immediately sheathed my weapon after it died but the guards acted like I was just strolling over the marketplace threatening random people

  • @holypaladin4657
    @holypaladin4657 3 роки тому +8021

    Disappointed that they don’t react to Dawnbreaker, which I personally feel is a bit more conspicuous than, for example, Mehrunes’ Razor.

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 роки тому +85

      There both Deadra artifacts

    • @evanwickstrom5698
      @evanwickstrom5698 3 роки тому +974

      @@spiritualwarrior864 Yeah but one’s a nice shiv and the other’s a glowing sword.

    • @jordanleetz1926
      @jordanleetz1926 3 роки тому +157

      @@evanwickstrom5698 with a chance to instantly kill

    • @Joao-ur7ey
      @Joao-ur7ey 3 роки тому +269

      It's the coolest deadric artefact in the game. Arguably the coolest sword as well.

    • @kadinlong7333
      @kadinlong7333 3 роки тому +212

      I was hoping they would talk about the Wabbajack as well

  • @thebigyes8482
    @thebigyes8482 3 роки тому +7167

    I love how they talk up azura’s star as if it has some fantastical power. It’s just… multiple soul gems.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +1177

      That in itself is powerful tho. It is said to "pass" souls right through Azura, which means that there is theoretically a way to open Azura's gates of oblivion through it.

    • @thebigyes8482
      @thebigyes8482 3 роки тому +504

      @@waluigi3515 All that and at the end of the day it just means you can enchant or recharge your weapon a bit more because you find soul gems behind the couch cushions.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +737

      @@thebigyes8482 Bethesda's fault honestly. Gameplay wise, it's worse then the Black star, but lore wise it should open up new doors. It is said that the souls you use in the star aren't actually the souls of the victims you kill, but the energy that comes from them. Imagine if there was a quest where you gained the abilit to use that soul energy for your own purposes other then enchanting, like extra magicka, or greater stats. Or perhaps a follow up quest where Malyn (wizard that was in Azura's star) was wrecking havoc in Azura's realm, and you actually had to go INTO her realm through the star, in which you can gain the ability to use soul energy through the star. That could be a DLC.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +321

      @@thebigyes8482 Besthesda missed a lot of opportunities if you think about it.

    • @Strato_Casterrr9898
      @Strato_Casterrr9898 3 роки тому +204

      @@waluigi3515 it is definitely for balance reasons, and console limitations. It won't be fair to blame things entirely on Bethesda. It really is the consoles holding back gaming. They are cheaper compared to good gaming pcs but are weaker compared to them.

  • @cleanserofnoobs4162
    @cleanserofnoobs4162 2 роки тому +162

    I suppose it makes sense for the guards to be well informed with these types of stories and things. Every guard in Skyrim just so happens to have been previous adventures, before all of them mysteriously took an arrow in the knee.

    • @DiceLegendaryWarrior
      @DiceLegendaryWarrior 8 місяців тому +2

      Well Skyrim is a cold and unforgiving place and guard duty could be perfect for any retired adventurer no?

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 6 місяців тому +2

      also pretty sure arrow to the knee is just marriage

  • @GengarJ
    @GengarJ 2 роки тому +95

    1:04 I love that one "NO get that accursed mace away from me!"

    • @Roseline-wolf
      @Roseline-wolf 10 місяців тому +2

      I got that line *RIGHT* after I walked out the house you get it in.

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 26 днів тому

      doing the quest made me feel really bad

  • @aroguebard
    @aroguebard 3 роки тому +2608

    1:17 "Who'd you have to kill to get that blade?"
    Me: Well you see, a dragonborn walked into a museum...

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 3 роки тому +104

      "So anyways, I started slashin'!"

    • @beetyeet2325
      @beetyeet2325 3 роки тому +74

      So anyways I appeased daedric lords and got a cool knife.....

    • @everyone5200
      @everyone5200 3 роки тому +8

      So, anyay, i satrted conjurin

    • @therefoream
      @therefoream 3 роки тому +7

      “Well you see, I won monopoly, wii edition to get this”

    • @raspaetau
      @raspaetau 3 роки тому +3

      Well you see, i turned a piece of paper into a bucket

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 3 роки тому +2727

    Guard 1: Ahh, now thats a fine shield. Not mere dwarven is it?
    Guard 2: What is it?
    *Guard 1 walks away without answering*

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 2 роки тому +50

      Ah, yes, classic Bethesda logic sense 😂

    • @kerittheone5160
      @kerittheone5160 2 роки тому +135

      Leaves, doesn't elaborate

    • @gabeig7330
      @gabeig7330 2 роки тому +31

      voices intruige of shield. refuses to elaborate further

    • @s942
      @s942 2 роки тому +23

      Not worth explaining to simpletons like guard 2

    • @JustPlayz4Fun
      @JustPlayz4Fun 2 роки тому +36

      @@kerittheone5160 true sigma

  • @milo_mouse
    @milo_mouse 2 роки тому +110

    Other guards: "Ah, my knowledge on this subject is great and that weapon is one that the old ancient's used back in Tiber Septim's day."
    That one guard: "Woah, wicked axe bruh."

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 2 роки тому +45

    The performances of the actors voicing Nordish soldiers were terrific. Hearing their characters' observations, at least before they started to become repetitive, were one of the real pleasures of the game. Of course, it helped that their accents sounded so beautiful to me

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 3 роки тому +1205

    the guards used to be an adveturer confirmed

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 роки тому +1

      The guards used to be alive then I came in n sluaghtered them all like bugs on my windshield lol 😃😆💪😂😂🤣

    • @angriestfurry54
      @angriestfurry54 3 роки тому +49

      They were, until knee incident.

    • @jackobwpierdemoller4698
      @jackobwpierdemoller4698 3 роки тому +9

      Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll.

    • @TimmyTheTimeTraveler
      @TimmyTheTimeTraveler 3 роки тому +21

      @@angriestfurry54 I read somewhere that the arrow to the knee actually meant they got married. Is that true?

    • @stephaniehaney736
      @stephaniehaney736 3 роки тому +16

      @@TimmyTheTimeTraveler yes it is, i believe it's an old Norse saying.

  • @_Vettin_
    @_Vettin_ 3 роки тому +4438

    i like how at 1:41 you were waiting for one guard to make the comment but it was another one who ended up saying it lmao

    • @jumboMIDGET
      @jumboMIDGET 3 роки тому +410

      I like how the two guards seem to be talking to each other, too.
      guard 1 : not mere dwarven, is it?
      guard 2 : .... what is it?

    • @DrascorTheDeath
      @DrascorTheDeath 3 роки тому +37

      @@jumboMIDGET bruh u right that's epic

    • @Sanguinn
      @Sanguinn 3 роки тому +17

      Mansplaining, hehehe.

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 3 роки тому +4

      I may ask which anime in particular your profile picture comes from? I've been studying the language and the only way to effectively learn is by listening to the language and reading the language.

    • @_Vettin_
      @_Vettin_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@failedsocialexperiment2382 Oh yeah!! It's from an old anime made in 1988 Called Osomatsu-kun. You can watch it for free on RetroCrush. There's an even older 1966 version of the anime, also called Osomatsu-kun, and a 2015-2021 reboot/rebrand of the series called Osomatsu-san. (It has the same characters but a different vibe.)

  • @LadySeraphineCC
    @LadySeraphineCC Рік тому +11

    "...A sliver of midnight" Now that's a beautiful description of the ebony swords 🥰

  • @Batflapers
    @Batflapers 2 роки тому +28

    I love how the guards upon discovering you've got a stolen heirloom, do literally nothing

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 3 роки тому +8909

    0:40 This guard is suspiciously cleverer than the rest. She recalled not only the name of the weapon but also who stole it. And she guessed that if you have it you've probably recovered it from renowned outlaws... and thus, best left alone. Get her a promotion!

    • @RustyC216
      @RustyC216 3 роки тому +631

      Get her an amulet of Mara! *Wink*

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому +414

      im more concerned that she knows for sure who stole it. Where I'm from that's more than witnessing, that's accomplicing.

    • @Cj-xt6tv
      @Cj-xt6tv 2 роки тому +141

      @@jace8706 it was common knowledge who stole it

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 2 роки тому +15

      @@RustyC216 if this was possible i’ll definitely be on it lol

    • @syber111
      @syber111 2 роки тому +143

      @@jace8706 you find out during the dark brotherhood questline that muiri asks you to kill alain because he was a bandit leader that tricked her into letting him get close to the shatter-shield family so he could rob them and it was a big thing in wind helm so it makes sense that guards would know about it

  • @brbtexting6595
    @brbtexting6595 3 роки тому +5519

    In 20 years when they make another elder scrolls game my biggest hope for it is that dialogue updates better as you progress. Biggest immersion killer is when your character is the most powerful being on the continent and you still get berated by guards like you walked in the city level 1 wearing mismatched armor for the first time.

    • @jasonbracewell6279
      @jasonbracewell6279 3 роки тому +868

      A proper reputation system is called for. And some reason to go with it. Why does every guard know I'm in the Dark Brotherhood!

    • @ajdosalkicoglu8291
      @ajdosalkicoglu8291 2 роки тому +89

      @@jasonbracewell6279 hmm, maybe because of your outfit xD

    • @jasonbracewell6279
      @jasonbracewell6279 2 роки тому +204

      @@ajdosalkicoglu8291 Outfit would make sense but I never use the dark brotherhood set. I usually use thieves guild set or later on game dragon bone

    • @alexdietz7362
      @alexdietz7362 2 роки тому +328

      @@jasonbracewell6279 full dragon armor? Saved the universe? I remember when the greybeards called out for you way back in the day.
      What do you fetch the mead?

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 2 роки тому +205

      Yep. Also follower/spouse comments. Marcurio still goes on about "never enough gold" when his husband has been comfortably in 6 digits since level 25 and owns every ownable property in the game.

  • @drewsizemore2327
    @drewsizemore2327 2 роки тому +457

    The countless hours I have spent on this game. This game has helped me through break-ups, addiction, depression and life in general… After all these years, it still finds something new to amaze me. Having finally switched to PC, I’m back playing the SE Edition as I have before. And the mods make it even better on PC!

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 2 роки тому +6

      I've played for 1000s of hours on various consoles I've had my fill now 😁😁

    • @maureenfigueiredo167
      @maureenfigueiredo167 Рік тому +1

      The one game you can never get tired of, even if you do get tired of it you cannot stay away from this game for too long. This game ruined a lot of other games for me

  • @Spazza42
    @Spazza42 2 роки тому +254

    I’m amazed how the guards can identify one-off unique weapons when they look exactly the same as normal ones.

    • @KS-tz6dl
      @KS-tz6dl Рік тому +10

      Which daedric artifact looks the same a "normal" one? Lol you bethesda haters are a different breed lmao

    • @alphalegionary7646
      @alphalegionary7646 Рік тому

      @@KS-tz6dl probably azuras star

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 Рік тому +26

      @@KS-tz6dl I think they're referring to aegisbane, since it looks like a regular iron warhammer

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 11 місяців тому

      @@benjaminwertz2379 It definitely has some scars and dents that the guard would know to look for because it was stolen, so it's the guard's job to know the weapon.

    • @Roseline-wolf
      @Roseline-wolf 10 місяців тому

      @@benjaminwertz2379 I thought it was a steel warhammer, I might be wrong though...

  • @gaming_bigfoot
    @gaming_bigfoot 3 роки тому +2672

    "You wield Azura's Star?"
    _Has flashback to Azura's Throwing Star mod for Morrowind_

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +43

      The freaking what lmao

    • @kozmo7
      @kozmo7 3 роки тому +42

      Ahhh Morrowind. The music in that game hits me right in the soul. Such good memories.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 3 роки тому +15

      In Xbox the quest gives you the Azura throwing star instead of the soul gem varient.

    • @Frank_Ditch
      @Frank_Ditch 3 роки тому +1

      @@killertruth186 is it in the base game or a mod?

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 3 роки тому

      @@Frank_Ditch Base Xbox is the only thing that I had gone through. But I couldn't confirm on PC.

  • @CyphersBasement
    @CyphersBasement 3 роки тому +1885

    "You wield Azura's Star? How can such a thing be possible?"
    Because I only use an Iron Sword, that's how.

    • @salem-sd4ox
      @salem-sd4ox 3 роки тому +1

      your pfp fits your comment so well

    • @CyphersBasement
      @CyphersBasement 3 роки тому

      @@salem-sd4ox I could say the same to some degree about your name and pfp, considering your picture looks like a witch's hat.

    • @salem-sd4ox
      @salem-sd4ox 3 роки тому +2

      @@CyphersBasement lmao

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +4

      "Well, my friend who saved this little place called kvatch taught me a trick called player.additem"

  • @luissosa320
    @luissosa320 2 роки тому +11

    When the Guard whistled and asked who he had to kill to get merhunes razor I cracked up hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 Рік тому +36

    I find it a bit sad you can’t return Aegisbane to its rightful owners

  • @gab6559
    @gab6559 3 роки тому +1128

    I like to think this guy waits in front of guards for hours waiting for the right dialogue

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 роки тому +39

      Don't we all?

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 2 роки тому

      @@d.j.cassidy1642 I mean I personally don't. I usually just systemically assassinate nearly everyone in every hold.

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 2 роки тому +2

      some time i passing by and tried to pump on them to just have a conversation

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket Рік тому

      Like a girlfriend waiting for you to notice her haircut...

  • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
    @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 роки тому +909

    "That Iron Blade sucks, go to the blacksmith for a better blade"
    Iron Blade: Fire Enchament 239990

    • @cortezbaldur413
      @cortezbaldur413 3 роки тому +27

      Then after enchanting they still insult ur sword. Cause it's still technically a crap sword just has a awesome enchant.

    • @cortezbaldur413
      @cortezbaldur413 3 роки тому +8

      Also love it when I have a random enchanted weapon u made and they ask u if u can enchant his blade cause it can barely cut butter. Then u look down and see he is using a steel sword. XD

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 3 роки тому +20

      Wooden sword of absurd enchantment

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 роки тому +5

      That fire enhancement number is.......... Suspicious.
      Edit: Seriously?!? Puella Magica Madoka?

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 3 роки тому +3

      @@simonepazsimon7219 ah yes madoka, mami is best girl though

  • @wambo9955
    @wambo9955 2 роки тому +23

    1:56 he has a point you know, you can't physically equip the star

    • @XDude615
      @XDude615 4 місяці тому

      “Magic, my friend.”

  • @Yourmotwashum
    @Yourmotwashum 2 роки тому +14

    Im impressed with their knowledge of weapons and shields.

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 2 роки тому +2

      But yet, they run away when NPCs are fighting each other. And to make it even better, when they say "I'm staying out of this" and run away 😂

  • @Salamandra40k
    @Salamandra40k 3 роки тому +1031

    I love the Volendrung reaction. "Planning to knock down a house?" Well, I would, but the engine doesn't allow for that kind of map destruction

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +3

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear tun

    • @astra3202
      @astra3202 2 роки тому +55

      @@AxxLAfriku are you okay mate

    • @nickyd5427
      @nickyd5427 2 роки тому +13

      @@AxxLAfriku lol sorry man. But who are you?

    • @incognitobandito244
      @incognitobandito244 2 роки тому +17

      @@nickyd5427 he's a bot on other videos too

    • @Raelexx
      @Raelexx 2 роки тому +6

      @@incognitobandito244 Nah not a bot, an attention seeker, had a few runs ins with good old AxxL Afriku before.

  • @whiteass4ssin118
    @whiteass4ssin118 3 роки тому +536

    I love how that Stormcloak mocked the iron sword when 90% of them use iron 🤦‍♂️

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 2 роки тому +3

      i think its depend on your characer level

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 2 роки тому +7

      Wait, do they not all use imperial/steel depending on whether they're stormcloaks or imperial???
      On my saves they do, must be mods

    • @heavenandhello6629
      @heavenandhello6629 Рік тому

      They must be hypocrites!

    • @simpler1
      @simpler1 9 місяців тому

      exactly that's why, they use it so they know it. sh**.🙄

  • @snoweefrost4412
    @snoweefrost4412 2 роки тому +81

    Little lore perspective (its not snobby I promise you):
    I saw some comments about Guards being awfully knowledgeable about Daedric artifacts and rarer types of weaponry. Keep in mind that within Tamriel the interventions of Daedric princes and lesser Daedra, as well as Aedra are well documented (and within the time of Skyrim rare but not exceptionally so). They make their way into child's stories and village folklore. They are preached about within the temples & chapels of the Aedra, and their prominence was displayed by the Oblivion crisis. To them the Deadra and their tools, symbols, are not background information. These are crucial historical events.
    In terms of our world it would be like having concrete proof that Hell and Heaven exist, and all of those entities within them are no longer matters of faith or speculations but undisputable reality. You know of halos, pentagrams, shrines, angels, demons, pantheons of deities. But to know the Gates of Hell were not figurative but visibly present and had not only appeared but opened to display all forms of horrors. Angels descending to slay Demons. Divinely appointed champions wielding weapons wreathed in light and fire. Priests of all faiths manifesting visible miracles of healing and blessing that carried enough weight to be undeniable. These events would be carried for generations, and very possibly never forgotten.

    • @thinkingboi9508
      @thinkingboi9508 Рік тому +12

      Also, we have several books and media related to Hell and Demons despite nothing proving their existence, just look at Key of Solomon and Dante's Inferno, both go into detail over things that don’t exist.

    • @animalicon3535
      @animalicon3535 Рік тому

      @@thinkingboi9508 book of Enoch removed book from the bible too talks abt when Lucifer fell from "grace" and turned into a dragon apparently and archangel Michael and him fought sounds crazy but there's no proof which screws up a lot of peoples faith or belief which confuses stuff even more only "proof" is well not proof just interesting rappers like juice wekd polo g talk abt meeting devil and how he tries to be their friend because they have souls stronger than average it's intesrisng

    • @GoldenRedder
      @GoldenRedder 9 місяців тому +2

      thinkingboi9508
      Well they do exist, just not likely in the way those books describe them.

    • @alonsoACR
      @alonsoACR 6 днів тому

      Uhh, we do carry a lot of witness from miracles. It's a hallmark of human cultures.
      The fact that you deny them even though like a third of people you know have seen ghosts and the supernatural is a you problem.
      Don't believe me? Ask people for ghost stories, many will swear you on their lives to have seen them.
      Priests in churches HAVE seen miracles and they still happen today quite often, though most don't personally witness the especially flashy ones, minor ones are all around.
      Again, a you problem.

  • @AgentofChaos315
    @AgentofChaos315 2 роки тому +95

    0:25
    Well the elven sword is objectively superior to normal steel weapons, so yeah

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 2 роки тому +5

      Well... Until you start to spam fortify smithing. Then you can pretty much use whatever you like.

    • @djdiamand9582
      @djdiamand9582 2 роки тому +1

      @@JackSilver1410 wooden sword goes brrrrr 😂

    • @bowsersalternativeaccount5332
      @bowsersalternativeaccount5332 2 роки тому +20

      Actually, Skyforge Steel exists, and it does just as much damage as an Elven sword and is lighter, so on that note, steel is superior

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 2 роки тому +1

      @@JackSilver1410 and fortify enchantment

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 2 роки тому

      @@delanovanraalte3646 and Fortify Alchemy just to get those crazy numbers.

  • @EmperorHelix
    @EmperorHelix 3 роки тому +1060

    Also guards for Volendrung: "*whistles* that is one BIG hammer."

  • @sherk3286
    @sherk3286 3 роки тому +225

    NO GET THAT CURSED MACE AWAY FROM ME
    Dumbledore shouted calmly

    • @TheDarkWarrior137
      @TheDarkWarrior137 2 роки тому +3

      "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people" Dumbledore trilled while brewing a pot of tea

  • @Verociity
    @Verociity 2 роки тому +13

    this is ironically more genuine than 99% of youtube reaction videos..

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah 2 роки тому +13

    Funny fact, when you run around with Dawnbreaker, they say be careful with those flames, like the sword itself is flame

  • @RaggedVentures
    @RaggedVentures 3 роки тому +516

    So proud of Spellbreaker. "Ah, now that's a fine shield." Yeah it does _this_ !

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +33

      spellbreaker is so good. it's almost always works with whatever kind of character you're playing; warrior, mage, warlock/spellsword, dragonslayer, hero, villain.
      even the look of the shield matches dawnbreaker well enough to make it look like a really cool end-game sword and board combo.

    • @henriquemesquita5692
      @henriquemesquita5692 2 роки тому +18

      @@hobomike6935 But does it work with *stealth archer?* Not quite, never gonna make it to the endgame.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +28

      @@henriquemesquita5692 *when your smithing is so high you have the ability to mount spellbreaker to the front of your bow and use it's split as an arrow nock*

    • @henriquemesquita5692
      @henriquemesquita5692 2 роки тому +6

      @@hobomike6935 that would be terrifying, not for the archer, though.

  • @mercerfrey9427
    @mercerfrey9427 3 роки тому +1120

    Do a “Guards react to your armor” too. I remember guards praising my Ebony armor.

    • @TopGameWorld
      @TopGameWorld  3 роки тому +113

      Already done :) ua-cam.com/video/L__n4p22f4o/v-deo.html

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 3 роки тому +43

      "Light armor means light on your feet! smart!" - that's one of the quotes one of the guards in whiterun said, but that is due to me investing more in light armor skill, rather than heavy! The other time - "*whistles* is your armor made of dragonscales?! What i wouldn't kill to have one of those" or something like that, obviously when i crafted and equipped Dragonscale set!

    • @Matt-td8xw
      @Matt-td8xw 3 роки тому +12

      I renember 2 guards saying how badass i look in dragon bone armor, it was gud.

    • @eiras_1999
      @eiras_1999 3 роки тому +16

      I remember guards saying I smell bad just cause I'm a werewolf in Draugr armor ( ._.)

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 роки тому +2

      Probably but not me I kill guard's

  • @theunadulteratedpretzel
    @theunadulteratedpretzel Рік тому +99

    i love how the solitude guard is like "nord steel not good enough for you?" when he literally guards the capital of the empire 💀

    • @8SlilbuddieS8
      @8SlilbuddieS8 Рік тому +4

      of course Ulfric made this comment lol

    • @Cordon3
      @Cordon3 Рік тому +23

      Acccccctualllyyyy Solitude is the capitol of Skyrim. The capitol of the empire is In cyrodil

    • @HeyPachuco
      @HeyPachuco Рік тому +8

      ​@@Cordon3 I THINK
      either you guys reversed your definitions there.
      or you mistook Capit(a)l for Capit(o)l
      for definition reference read here:
      ​​Capital can be a noun or an adjective. Capital can refer to uppercase letters, accumulated wealth, or the city that serves as the seat of a country's or state's government. A capitol is a building in which the legislative body of government meets.
      Which is correct capital or capitol?
      As the capital city of the United States, Washington, D.C., also houses the nation's capitol. In the first instance, “capital” is used to refer to a city that is the seat of government. In the second instance, “capitol” is used to refer to the building in which the legislative government meets.

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Рік тому +1

      @@HeyPachuco Capital of the empire is Imperial City. Solitude is only the capital of Skyrim. So don't play dumb with the a and o.

    • @HeyPachuco
      @HeyPachuco Рік тому +3

      ​@@dasik84 "Acccccctualllyyyy Solitude is the capit*o*l of Skyrim. The capit*o*l of the empire is In cyrodil"
      - teresavidger1

  • @TaleChef
    @TaleChef Рік тому +3

    My favorite is the line they say when I have a battleaxe equipped-
    "The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

  • @Lord_Draco_III
    @Lord_Draco_III 3 роки тому +8961

    That Iron Sword is pretty undependable. You should try...
    **SCHTEEL**
    Edit: Lesson learned. Don't thank people for likes lol

  • @notverifiable3731
    @notverifiable3731 3 роки тому +517

    The full powered Ebony Blade also has the "Who did you have to kill to get that blade?" dialogue
    Does the Wabbajack have any?

    • @TopGameWorld
      @TopGameWorld  3 роки тому +73

      It doesn't. And you sure about an ebony blade? That phrase is about mehrunes razor -_-

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 3 роки тому +86

      @@TopGameWorld Yup. I use it frequently and heard it today
      Also, sorry if I annoyed you. Wasn't my intention

    • @Jonowono
      @Jonowono 3 роки тому +61

      Guard: “Who’d you have to kill to get that blade?”
      Dragonborn with maxed ebony blade: “There’s this stone you see, you may have heard of it… The Ritual Stone!”

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 3 роки тому +66

      @@Jonowono "I used this blade to wipe out poverty"
      "What? Is it a metaphor? Does it turn blood into gold?"
      "You see, I went from city to city giving a coin to every homeless person I found so they would like me, than I got this blade and suddently there are no poor people in Skyrim anymore"

    • @Jonowono
      @Jonowono 3 роки тому +50

      @@notverifiable3731 "You're someone who can get things done. I like that."

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 3 роки тому +43

    1:42
    “Ahhh, I fine shield my friend, and not mere dwarven is it?”
    “WHAT IS IT”

  • @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823
    @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823 2 роки тому +5

    The guards used to be an adventurer like us so that explains why they know so much about daedric artifacts.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 3 роки тому +402

    "What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?"
    Whilst I love Volendrung, I wish I really could knock down a house with it.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 2 роки тому +13

      Just ragdoll a giant instead.

    • @blackdragonkalameet1016
      @blackdragonkalameet1016 2 роки тому +7

      Well but you can, on TESO, the wielder can literally smash entire forts alone: all the walls and doors that takes dozens of trebuchets and a battering ram with 6 people can be destroyed really fast with the Volendrung user

    • @Anotherguy1st
      @Anotherguy1st 2 роки тому +1

      I just wish the enchantment on it wasn't lame, would love to use it for an Orc chieftain playthrough.

    • @nooternootey9666
      @nooternootey9666 2 роки тому +1

      No go send Nazzem to the cloud district with it

    • @aligenderuwo6471
      @aligenderuwo6471 2 роки тому +3

      "what? Do you think I'm a milk drinker who can't do that?"
      Bounty 5000 gold.

  • @wetbread5064
    @wetbread5064 3 роки тому +155

    You missed when a guard will whistle and say “That is one BIG hammer” when you have Volendrung equipped. One of my favorite lines lol

    • @thejokestersquad3686
      @thejokestersquad3686 3 роки тому +6

      That one's pretty good but I like the knock down a house one too

  • @feelsb4reals_
    @feelsb4reals_ 2 роки тому +6

    Over a decade later and it’s still one of the most fun games to play.

  • @ashameddonald6674
    @ashameddonald6674 2 роки тому +6

    When you have Volendrung equipped on your back and walk passed a guard they can say
    (Wolf Whistle) now that’s a big hammer

  • @cookiewoke1899
    @cookiewoke1899 3 роки тому +445

    These guys have a lot of guts for criticizing someone who's holding a blade towards them.

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 3 роки тому +4

      Depends on what level you are. Guards steamroll me if I'm under level 20

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 роки тому +4

      @Daryn Jones
      Now there's an insult that cuts deeper than Oblivion.

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому +2

      theyre the guards. You don't walk around with a sign saying "warning: OP cheater".

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому +2

      @Daryn Jones indeed, plus if your guards are crap when they are together, then you just have to up from novice difficulty.

    • @MeadowBrook2000
      @MeadowBrook2000 2 роки тому +1

      @@jace8706 I made guards super strong to turn the battle more visceral. one or two hits from both sides can be deadly

  • @kawaiiqueee3489
    @kawaiiqueee3489 3 роки тому +447

    Guards in the beginning: "You're a wimp using that..."
    Later:
    "WTF-"

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +5

      it ticks me off that they're only happy if you use
      >an ebony sword
      or
      >whatever sword _they_ use

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 роки тому +4

      @@hobomike6935 That's just a harmless suggestion. Even characters are entitled to their own opinion.

    • @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834
      @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834 2 роки тому

      Nice profile pic.

  • @TruthWizardTemplar7
    @TruthWizardTemplar7 2 роки тому

    God bless you been interested in these for a while

  • @floppa9415
    @floppa9415 2 роки тому +1

    You just gotta love the attention to detail

  • @collinspecht6725
    @collinspecht6725 3 роки тому +107

    "What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?"
    If the game physics would allow it, yes.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +8

      I _know_ you'd start with Nazeem's. hahaha!

  • @TheShepardAscension
    @TheShepardAscension 3 роки тому +209

    There's another piece of dialogue that they use for volendrung that is
    Guard: (whistles) Now That's a big..........hammer

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like that guard was referencing something else there lol

    • @TheShepardAscension
      @TheShepardAscension 3 роки тому +2

      @@lilium9361 he actually was referencing the hammer though

    • @Redaerd
      @Redaerd 3 роки тому

      @@TheShepardAscension really?

  • @sigaret69
    @sigaret69 2 роки тому

    I love these skyrim videos... a beautiful trip down the memory lane...

  • @digitaldevil696
    @digitaldevil696 Рік тому +13

    Gotta love how horrified guards are of Molag's Mace

  • @Validus_TV
    @Validus_TV 3 роки тому +225

    This is way more interesting than "PUT THAT AWAY IMMEDIATELY OR GET CLAPPED."

  • @zalabit927
    @zalabit927 3 роки тому +62

    1:17 My favorite, love that whistle lol

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 2 роки тому +7

    I like how the Whiterun and Solitude guards just gave you advice about getting a stronger sword, while the Windhelm guard just mocked you.

  • @kayleighhartman826
    @kayleighhartman826 2 роки тому +4

    This is such a tiny but major detail that really gives the npc guards more life

  • @NoogahOogah
    @NoogahOogah 3 роки тому +176

    1:27 - my favorite reaction. “What a foul and unnatural weapon you wield. Never have I seen its like.”

    • @dc_arni2003
      @dc_arni2003 Рік тому +2

      1:41 the woman guards "what is it?" after the other guards speech was perfectly timed and kinda funny

  • @RIFLQ
    @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +65

    You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 3 роки тому +4

      Redguards you mean
      They reminds me of those desert henchman from the old Indiana Jones movies with those curved blades and all it took to kill em was a gunshot

    • @Benny-xy4oz
      @Benny-xy4oz 3 роки тому +4

      @@Arronic the comment was a quote from the guards

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 3 роки тому +2

      @@Benny-xy4oz for a second it looked like a legit question
      Apologize for that then I guess

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 роки тому

      @@Arronic That quote sounds xenophobic anyway and could actually apply to Fictional Timelines and Real Life.
      Nords are European and Redguards are Asian in this case.

    • @arandomoctopus2532
      @arandomoctopus2532 2 роки тому +3

      @@d.j.cassidy1642 Erm, Redguards are literally, well...

  • @donaldtrumpscat2443
    @donaldtrumpscat2443 8 місяців тому +2

    That whiterun guard gotta be the most educated dude in Tamriel. He nicely hints you that a steel sword is better than your iron sword, compliments you for using steel, uses poetry to describe the ebony sword and instantly recognizes multiple weapons that were lost for quite some time.

  • @Bishop2003
    @Bishop2003 2 роки тому +4

    I love how scared the one guard is of the mace of molag he's just get that thing away from me

  • @N2Deep00
    @N2Deep00 3 роки тому +160

    Iron sword by itself: *Gets bully*
    Iron sword with Spellbreaker: *Gets ignored*
    Iron sword with Azura's Star: *Gets respect*

  • @coolbro9782
    @coolbro9782 3 роки тому +187

    "hm didnt that get stolen a while back? Must be remembering wrong.."
    explains why stealth is so easy DEEPEST LORE

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +6

      didn't that weapon go missing? hmm. must have been my imagination, or the wind. hmm, that darned wind, always blowing valuable objects away from the insides of locked houses, and blowing arrows into the skulls of necromancers and town guards.

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Рік тому +1

      @@hobomike6935 I my game, the guards are safe.

  • @Epicfaceguy40
    @Epicfaceguy40 Рік тому +4

    I love how at 1:42 the guard takes the other’s spotlight.

  • @TheChazzMan
    @TheChazzMan 2 роки тому

    Nice video man!

  • @Byrnzi360
    @Byrnzi360 3 роки тому +35

    I never encountered any of these dialogues in Skyrim, even in all these years.
    I’m so used to guards trying to arrest you for brandishing a weapon in public in Daggerfall - so I always kept my weapons sheathed in public.

  • @ashin5040
    @ashin5040 3 роки тому +148

    Dude in elder scrolls 6 they should make a reaction to deadric armor that’s like “no arrows to the knee in that armor.”

    • @betrayed117
      @betrayed117 3 роки тому +7

      If neither of these are in it, i will be sad

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 3 роки тому +8

      I think they might do "Strange Armour you have there, looks... creepy, but tough. No arrows to the knees ever again, eh?

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 роки тому +1

      What does armor have to do with getting married?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 роки тому +1

      @@DatKhajiit Ah, someone who actually knows the original phrases meaning. What are you doing here?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 роки тому

      @fish You make a good point.

  • @trissy2446
    @trissy2446 2 роки тому

    Beautiful little details

  • @KevinFerrellTheOneAndOnly
    @KevinFerrellTheOneAndOnly 2 роки тому +1

    The Volendrung line is my favorite, I did a play through going as heavy as I could and felt so badass walking through a city with that hammer

  • @flatlo
    @flatlo 3 роки тому +75

    There’s another one for Volendrung.
    “That is one BIG hammer...”

  • @tyranitararmaldo
    @tyranitararmaldo 3 роки тому +177

    Ah yes that most powerful of metal...shteel.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 3 роки тому +8

      Mmm… where can we find this “schteel”?

    • @tyranitararmaldo
      @tyranitararmaldo 3 роки тому +18

      @@MoskHotel in any film starring Sean Connery.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 3 роки тому +12

      @@tyranitararmaldo Why are we schtill here? Just to schuffer?

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 3 роки тому

      @Lionel Hutz god dammit as a dutchman my self i hate how right this sound

  • @ohifonlyx33
    @ohifonlyx33 Рік тому +2

    That one guard seemed really quite taken by the beauty of the ebony sword... he turned into something of a poet for a second. Sliver of modnight. Ok sweetie.

  • @fellowinyellow1218
    @fellowinyellow1218 3 роки тому +106

    I love how Skyrim is 10 years old yet videos about it still gain over a million views in just a week or two

  • @hambikv8005
    @hambikv8005 3 роки тому +52

    All guards were adventurers till got an arrow in the knee, they all knew about the artifacts before dragonborn.

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 роки тому

      Yes, they all got married.

  • @hurfdurfy8167
    @hurfdurfy8167 2 роки тому +1

    This kinda depth is what kept me addicted to this game for a long time.

  • @era3032
    @era3032 2 роки тому +4

    i wish there was more of this, there is so many cool items that im sure the average day guard would just be like wtf?

  • @wingeroni135
    @wingeroni135 3 роки тому +23

    I've played Skyrim for thousands of hours and never heard this dialogue before. Honestly, it makes me love the game that much more.

  • @cbozzy4470
    @cbozzy4470 2 роки тому

    I just watched this with no sound and no subtitles and was like damn they’re so unfazed

  • @Tbonex23b
    @Tbonex23b 2 роки тому

    I didn’t know the guards would do that; so cool!!

  • @Clone4082
    @Clone4082 3 роки тому +71

    It’s the Mace of Molag Bal’s reaction that I love the most

    • @wide_snowball3428
      @wide_snowball3428 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @alexcarlson8878
      @alexcarlson8878 3 роки тому

      Dude, how do you get that, is it a mod?

    • @Clone4082
      @Clone4082 3 роки тому

      @@alexcarlson8878 sorry, have you even played Skyrim, or have you never collected the artifacts?

    • @alexcarlson8878
      @alexcarlson8878 3 роки тому

      @@Clone4082 honestly,, im kinda new, ive done the dawngaurd missions, and i would assume you would get it from those

    • @Jashinist-follower
      @Jashinist-follower 3 роки тому +1

      There’s a house in markarth that you have to visit on your second trip (or more), and there should be a priest asking about the house which starts the quest

  • @frikkie9131
    @frikkie9131 3 роки тому +28

    I like the game so much i have every house in skyrim you can buy each of them has two or more epic weapons, armor, books, greatswords, daedric weapons and shields like that drwanven you had there

  • @DCOY-rx1tl
    @DCOY-rx1tl Рік тому +1

    That what is it dialogue was timed perfectly

  • @milkman1818
    @milkman1818 2 роки тому

    I love the reaction to the macr of molag bal and skull of corruption because they usually fir what ever character im playing

  • @cheshire_skatkat9093
    @cheshire_skatkat9093 3 роки тому +709

    "You weild Azuras star? How can such a thing be possible?"
    Mods...cheats...real Konami code shit. *Nods in Nord*

    • @mathiassvendsen9788
      @mathiassvendsen9788 3 роки тому +12

      *Nords*

    • @av4693
      @av4693 3 роки тому +3

      What’s the actual point of that star?

    • @MoneyPothole
      @MoneyPothole 3 роки тому +24

      @@av4693 reusable soul gem, iirc

    • @seancasity7538
      @seancasity7538 3 роки тому +4

      @@av4693 The never ending enchantments stays in your inventory after use and can be refilled.

    • @av4693
      @av4693 3 роки тому +1

      @@MoneyPothole how do we use it? I initially thought it was something like a black soul gem that never runs out but when I tried using it during enchanting it never showed up