Welp, he's not wrong, lol. Compared to the Arcane University and Port Telvannis, the college is absolutely pathetic. Don't worry, if you're the arch-mage, you're good enough to apply to be Neloth's apprentice.
"Any time you want to head for Skyrim, I'm right with you... I've spent enough time on Solstheim to last a lifetime." This, as long as you avoid cities otherwise, the whining starts..
Cicero: "Cicero never understood thieves really. Take things before you kill them. And they call me crazy." Also Cicero: "And. . . STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!"
Teldryn is hands down the best follower. I would use him more, but since he and I usually default to the same "spellsword" play style having him around begins to feel redundant.
@@hakimonn Cicero uses the name of the city literally: when he is saying that he can teach thing or two about solitude (loneliness) he is just calling himself lonely
@@forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 funny thing is, according to the lore, the distance between windhelm and blacklight is probably the same as windhelm and whiterun, since blacklight is in the northwest of mainland, close to the velothi mountains (east mountain range that border skyrim).
@@alejandroroman888 he’s from the Dragonborn DLC and you find him on Solstheim in The Retching Netch in Raven Rock. You’ll recognize him from the full set of chitin armor he wears
Man I love the voice acting for Teldryn Sero (Dan Donohue, by the way). The disgusted, casual dismissal of the entire city of Riften with a single sentence: _It looks exactly as I pictured._
Mjoll - an ethusiastic adventurer telling what she knows about the place she visits with the Dragonborn Cicero - making jokes about holds, but he's making some sense with his Solitude allegories Teldryn - always a critic. The only good remarks of him is about Riverwood. Lucienne - shows the dark side of the holds they visit. Serana - she has a lot to adapt to the changes brought by the Fourth Era Erandur - full of wisdom, shares his stories and warns his Dragonborn buddy on some hostile holds like Markarth
@@hissukka6619LaChance, a character from Oblivion. In Skyrim, you can summon his spirit to fight for you. He also comments on things. He's the blue spirit in the video.
Cicero: "Stupid Forsworn." Me: "First time we can 10,000,000% agree upon there, Dear Cicero, Guardian of The Night Mother. Those idiots never have gold on them. For that you'll be my follower."
I was so surprised when I picked up Erandur as my follower that he had so many unique voice lines for a bit of everything. It really made me attached to him! I only wish Bethesda let us keep the option to talk to him about his past and Mara etc instead of replacing it all with basic follower options.
on any high difficulty playthrough I go straight to solstheim to pick up teldryn, best way to spend 500 gold. soothing voice and the most powerful unmodded follower. GOAT
Ralis Sedarys has the same voice as Teldryn yet absolutely murders him in combat as a follower in 20 seconds. I wouldn’t say Teldryn Sero is more powerful than Frea either. I can see him being top 5 tho
@@lordharkon84 you have to spend 11,000 gold in total ( i think ) and kill a dragon priest just to get ralis, you also have to beat one of the hardest questlines imo to get frea Teldryn, however, can be bought by spending 500 gold, thats it
@@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 I mean yeah but Ralis’ questline is very rewarding. Plus he is hands down the best follower as he absolutely massacres everything in seconds. Its like having the ebony warrior as a follower. As for frea, eh the questline to get her isn’t too difficult. I mean there are a lot of great followers like Eola, Illia, Celann, Durak, and Faendal that are pretty strong and free to get. And all of those glitched into dual wielding are very op. Teldryn’s pretty good but I can’t really see him being the goat.
@@lordharkon84 no way I’m spending 11k for any follower. I usually get teldryn the get serena as a quest line follower. Technically 3 followers if you include the atronach thing
@Harrison Jewell you get tons of quest rewards worth the 11k without ralis imo like azhidal’s ring, azhidal’s mask, and azhidal’s outfit. Ralis is extremely strong too tho. He would be able to beat Teldryn, Serana, and your atronach at the same time. Maybe even your character as well.
"Hey kid look at that windmill" "Oh wow thats a nice- AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHH" "Oh... that doesnt usually happen when people look at windmills.... d-does it?!"
@@Themidamultitool Yeah, Serana is just tied to so many scripts that I don't bother with her anymore. I'm so used to the follower mods I play with that I don't remember all the level caps and skills/perks anyway. If I want to make Erandur a greatsword-wielding meat tower, it can be accomplished.
I love the comment the assassin makes about the college. The huge magical power like a beating heart. Mentioning the augur of dunlane. I love the attention to detail
1:00 I thought be was about to comment about the hazardous, non OSHA compliant, guardrail-lacking architecture of the city when he said "Watch your step." Who cares about political intrigue when THESE WALKWAYS ARE NOT UP TO CODE!
Guys, Erandur is so underrated oh my god, it’s so awesome to see him get a little attention Oh and you missed his reaction to Whiterun: “What an amazing city! I’ve never actually managed to visit Whiterun, but I always wanted to.”
Not only is Morthal built in a swamp, it's built in a tundra swamp, so not only do you sink with every step, but your ankles are always cold and dirty because they're always in the mud
Cicero’s description of the butcher is the perfect encapslment of my play style. Dual swords, super light armor and as much speed as I can get. All offensive and no defensive.
"The Pale reminds me of the northern part of Solstheim. Ripe of freezing cold weather and full of unfriendly creatures."
Couldn't put it better myself
Ur everywhere
Full of bristlebacks, which are just soooo fun to fight with every 5 steps
"So this is the _fabled_ College of Winterhold... *_Amazing_* ..."
My god the amount of sass.
Can’t get enough of him
Lmao i just know cicero and serena and ive played like 800 hours already
Is he wrong though?
Welp, he's not wrong, lol. Compared to the Arcane University and Port Telvannis, the college is absolutely pathetic. Don't worry, if you're the arch-mage, you're good enough to apply to be Neloth's apprentice.
My sides about ascended to sovengarde after hearing him say that the first time.
Cicero's Windhelm voiceline abt the Butcher never fails to make me happy, I love that silly jester man sm ok
Teldryn be like
Riften🤢
Solitude🤮
Markarth😡
Morthal🤨
Solstheim☹️
Windhelm😕
Riverwood🙂
Blacklight🙂
Winterhold: 🙄😐
"Any time you want to head for Skyrim, I'm right with you... I've spent enough time on Solstheim to last a lifetime."
This, as long as you avoid cities
otherwise, the whining starts..
Riverwood is indeed a 🙂
I love how everyone is so amazed by everything and then there’s just Teldyn criticizing stuff lmao
So, I kind of love the head cannon that Teldryn is indeed the Nervarine, so he's just not impressed by much at all these days. 😂
Cicero: "Cicero never understood thieves really. Take things before you kill them. And they call me crazy."
Also Cicero: "And. . . STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!"
Skyrims clown psychopath
@@nicholasheideman9572 Skyrim’s Joker.
Erandur is one of the most helpful and my personal favorite follower in Skyrim he’s a must have for every playthrough
Then you never get the deadra artifact achevement
@@gavinl1565 I think we are okay with passing up a 3rd rate staff
3:37 I'm with him, Riverwood
You forgot when Cicero said he should dance for the companion and when he said he needs skyforge steel
This was great! :). Thank You. Best Regards and best Wishes for 2023
"A-maazing..." LOL
6:30
Serana: I expected Ysgramor's city to be bigger
WOW......NOW THATS A BURN XD
Cicero is everyone's best friend. I'm calling it now
1:56 Rip Sayda Neen, best swamp town
I will take Mjoll and Erandur in more quests. I like to rotate followers, see their comments, that sort of thing
Ever since I got married my follower Lydia has been strangely talkative more than normal
I’ve truly been missing out by never having Cicero as a companion
3:05 Guards about to throw hands with a stabby clown
4:48 i not the only one that throw thing away like that
Dude said “hold on vampire problems”
Nice to see the companions in Skyrim have more life to them. Can't believe I didn't noticed
Teldryn in Markarth: Can you imagine what Markarth- *waterfall noises* I can- *waterfall noises*
No one:
Lucien: The *D w e e m e r*
is that Mark Hamill?
3:06 *we have a crazy jester get out your weapons*
Lucien Lechance be like. "DwEEmer"
Erandur, Sero, Jenassa dunmers rules.
So many companions, so few with a real personality... Fortunately they fixed that with Fallout 4.
I only know 3 of the companions in this video.
The Female warrior, Vampire whamen & Cicero.
I didn't know Cicero was a companion.
you get him after completing the dark brotherhood quest line
nobody:
cicero: *STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB*
Everything Teldryn Sero says is true really. He sounds like he's criticizing the devs themselves lmao
I hired him just for shits and giggles one day, and he has become my favorite follower ever since. He has a lot to say
Which one is teldryn again?
@@ShadeFireHeart The Mercenary in Raven Rock with Chitin armor
Teldryn is hands down the best follower. I would use him more, but since he and I usually default to the same "spellsword" play style having him around begins to feel redundant.
@@chesterstevens8870 I mean you can still have him if you like his character.
Hell, a lot of people will keep Lydia just because she looks attractive
Cicero: "Stupid Forsworn."
Me: "That's the most sane thing I ever heard you say."
Shut up
Don't listen to Kyle. I thought your comment was funny.
No kidding.
@@kylegovender6211 you are twelve, I take it?
@@Aster393 what the fuck gave you that conclusion
We witnessed a torchbug get murdered in Riften. Can’t have anything in Riften.
3:05 that explains the guards
Can’t have shit in detro- I mean, Riften.
can't have shit in riften
Can’t have shit in the rift
In Riften, you can’t have shit.
“Solitude, huh? Lonely Cicero could teach you a thing or two about… Solitude…” 😢
Deep...
@Eric Wicker whats up with him?
@Eric Wicker omg thanks so much i didnt know there were lther dark brotherhoods, also whats up with solitude tho
@Eric Wicker I really appreciate the story but may i ask the relation between Cicero and Solitude ?
@@hakimonn Cicero uses the name of the city literally: when he is saying that he can teach thing or two about solitude (loneliness) he is just calling himself lonely
I love how much Teldryn hates every town
Well, aside from Riverwood, that is
He also would hate Seyda Neen for also being built in a swamp.
Cant go there killed a chicken
He likes Blacklight tho lol :)
@@forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 funny thing is, according to the lore, the distance between windhelm and blacklight is probably the same as windhelm and whiterun, since blacklight is in the northwest of mainland, close to the velothi mountains (east mountain range that border skyrim).
I always liked how the Riften guard will randomly just walk around with their weapons drawn like they're just waiting for shit to go down
Gotta keep your guard up in riften
If riften was a real place it would be florida
@@mrbojangles4326 I killed 50 of those bastards at once on expert difficulty, I don't think 2 more will kill me
if they dont keep them in their hands thieves will make off with them
@@yobamagaming4168 Definitely Chicago or Detroit.
Not even torchbugs are safe in Riften
Nor are the Deathbell flowers at the grave.
@@LadyCoyKoi It's Nightshade though not Deathbell
The only one safe if braith, but i'll get mod's for her soon enough....soon enough
cant have shit in riften
"Who would build a town in a swamp?"
Every Argonian: *ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?*
Teldryn a dunmer: no. Property.
@@azathoth2067 oh shit
@@azathoth2067 lmao idk if its true but i heard dunmer did bad stuff to argonians
@@Raiunax and vice versa. Hence mournholds sackening
To be fair, the Argonians are batshit crazy and awesome
Teldryn’s sass is the main reason he’s one of my favorite companions
Same
Same I love him
where is this guy exactly i haven't seen him around and i would like someone different from Serana for once
@@alejandroroman888 he’s from the Dragonborn DLC and you find him on Solstheim in The Retching Netch in Raven Rock. You’ll recognize him from the full set of chitin armor he wears
Yeah him and Macurio are hilarious.
I can't believe the Solitude windmill turned you into a vampire
That damn court mage
Underrated joke
Serana: Ha ha! Made you look 🤓
me looking at the windmill that turns you into a vampire
Lucky bastard. I stood in a vampire lair and ate hit after hit, hoping to grab it. What do I get? Rockjoint from their pet wolf.
"IMPRESSIVE KNIFE WORK! STAB STAB STAB!" bro I'm dead 🤣
Being stabbed a bunch of times will do that
Yeah, a highpoint for Cicero's commentary.
i think it may be a jojo reference
@@FlamingAtheist a bit rude to put that knoife in their chest
Yeah, being stabbed Multiple times makes you dead.
I love Lucien’s comment about being robbed in Riften.
AYYO HOW TF DO YOU GOT LUCIEN AGAIN?!
@@kalibruhmoment3032 Dark Brotherhood quest line after you finish the quest Bound Until Death.
i didn’t know a character had my last name
Are you familiar with the follower mod that also shares your name?
@@devinlucien1487 wait a minute how do we know that you aren't Lucien Lachance in disguise...
"Look a Windmill!"
(Looks).
"Ow! Serrana did you bite me?"
(Wiping blood off of mouth)"....no?"
She felt a bit Snackish.
@@douglasallar9176Her tummy was making the rumblies.
”I never expected the Solitude-Windmill to be that big!”
*Looks at windmill with malicious intent*
I like how Serana goes to a city that's surrounded by a big wall and talks about how open it is.
certainly more open than the castle or the stone coffin she's spent most of her life in (and she's presumably thousands of years old).
Is the ghost guy Lucien Lachance?
@@kalibruhmoment3032 yes, yes he is
If you can call those walls...
The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is.
@@КосмонавтЛиквидатор Cause any trouble and I'll haul you in the dragons reach dungeon myself.
Erandur really throwing shade on windhelm for being cold when he’s from the Pale?
I think Windhelm's... well, winds are supposed to make it the canonically coldest city in Skyrim.
He might be talking more about the weather, probably the people are cold
The pale is next to the shore, so it's technically not as freezing as Windhelm.
@@MeadowBrook2000 so is windhelm
A dark elf throwing shade on Windhelm, I wonder why?
5:24 didn’t know the solitude windmill had that kind of power 😰😰
Can you feel it?
Oh no it’s cursed😰
Serana: Ha ha, made you look 🤓
It's like the kremlin towers in Metro 2033
@@Aster393crused windmill
2:48 A single firefly pushed Serena, Riften really is dangerous.
No wonder she's uneasy
Gaw damn...even the fireflies in Riften are hardcore 😨
The firefly is absolutely jacked.
hey a bee can yeet the cart in the beginning into space. skyrim is a rough place.
Man I love the voice acting for Teldryn Sero (Dan Donohue, by the way). The disgusted, casual dismissal of the entire city of Riften with a single sentence: _It looks exactly as I pictured._
Teldryn: The Grey Quarter of Windhelm is a wretched place full of bitter Dunmer
Not even the Nords could've put it any better
Teldryn basically spends most of his time roasting every cities in Skyrim 😂
Teldryn is the goat
Most of them are aligned with the formerly “great” house Hlaalu.
@@cooleradam4324 Perhaps Rolff Stone-Fist was right to treat them that way after all if that's true.
@cooleradam4324 uh no, they aren't
Mjoll - an ethusiastic adventurer telling what she knows about the place she visits with the Dragonborn
Cicero - making jokes about holds, but he's making some sense with his Solitude allegories
Teldryn - always a critic. The only good remarks of him is about Riverwood.
Lucienne - shows the dark side of the holds they visit.
Serana - she has a lot to adapt to the changes brought by the Fourth Era
Erandur - full of wisdom, shares his stories and warns his Dragonborn buddy on some hostile holds like Markarth
Perfect Summary
who is Lucienne?
@@hissukka6619LaChance, a character from Oblivion. In Skyrim, you can summon his spirit to fight for you. He also comments on things. He's the blue spirit in the video.
@@Elbon-the-LolinatorHow do I find him???
Lucien*, Lucienne is the female version of the name
3:00 Guards are ready for his “fun”
Love that AI generated visual comedy
I thought they don't like what Cicero's talking funny things about Riften. 😂
Cicero could wipe an entire city of people in this game cause his stats
Only if the PC is a high enough level to get him up there.
Well, low difficulties aside.
4:37 Someone give this man a hug!
On second thought.. Best not too.
Cicero: "Stupid Forsworn."
Me: "First time we can 10,000,000% agree upon there, Dear Cicero, Guardian of The Night Mother. Those idiots never have gold on them. For that you'll be my follower."
Shut up
@@kylegovender6211 Lmao fr tho
@@kylegovender6211 The forsworn are stupid. They attack me first and for no reason. Bruh, I just want to trade with them and they fucking attack me.
Do the forsworn conspiracy and after the quest all forsworn settlements won't attack for the rest of the game your welcome 😉
@@lama_san5445 all?? Just druadach redoubt...MADANACH's den..
3:04
Cicero: "Finally some fun!"
Riften guard: "Heard you were talking shit."
They always do that when they are going to practice swinging on the dummy
I love how the guards looked like they were coming to arrest Cicero
Maybe word reached from the Pale.
Serana: * talking about the windmill *
Dragonborn: Serana help why does everything burn
I love teldryn the most, he’s just so done with everyone
I mean, the dude's probably over 200 years old, he must've seen some stuff.
"Who would build a town in the middle of a swamp."
Shrek: And I took that personally.
This is literally the embodiment of why I love Cicero.
I feel so bad if I kill Cicero. I regret killing him in my current playthough.
he stabbed veezara. So I started blasting....
@@supersand6191Let me guess, your an Argonian? This does not surprise me one single septim….or bit.
Gotta love Teldryn's comment on the College of Winterhold; so dripping with sarcasm. 😏
I was so surprised when I picked up Erandur as my follower that he had so many unique voice lines for a bit of everything. It really made me attached to him! I only wish Bethesda let us keep the option to talk to him about his past and Mara etc instead of replacing it all with basic follower options.
Ciceros "STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB", was quite frightening
6:00
Kinda forgot Cicero was bad shit crazy.
Lucien talking about Windhelm made me think: “damn the city is so unbearably frozen a FRIGGAN ghost mentioned how cold it was”
6:07 I like how Cicero mentions the butcher and when talking about him the butcher appears in frame 😭
Shoutout to Shadowmere just casually hanging out in Falkreath.
Cicero mentions the companions when in whiterun, performing for them I think and skyforge steel
2:18 I would’ve liked to hear that torchbug’s thoughts.
3:07 The guards know what Cicero is up to
Cicero's voice acting doesn't do justice for the lack of facial expressions.
on any high difficulty playthrough I go straight to solstheim to pick up teldryn, best way to spend 500 gold. soothing voice and the most powerful unmodded follower. GOAT
Ralis Sedarys has the same voice as Teldryn yet absolutely murders him in combat as a follower in 20 seconds. I wouldn’t say Teldryn Sero is more powerful than Frea either. I can see him being top 5 tho
@@lordharkon84 you have to spend 11,000 gold in total ( i think ) and kill a dragon priest just to get ralis, you also have to beat one of the hardest questlines imo to get frea
Teldryn, however, can be bought by spending 500 gold, thats it
@@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 I mean yeah but Ralis’ questline is very rewarding. Plus he is hands down the best follower as he absolutely massacres everything in seconds. Its like having the ebony warrior as a follower.
As for frea, eh the questline to get her isn’t too difficult.
I mean there are a lot of great followers like Eola, Illia, Celann, Durak, and Faendal that are pretty strong and free to get. And all of those glitched into dual wielding are very op.
Teldryn’s pretty good but I can’t really see him being the goat.
@@lordharkon84 no way I’m spending 11k for any follower.
I usually get teldryn the get serena as a quest line follower. Technically 3 followers if you include the atronach thing
@Harrison Jewell you get tons of quest rewards worth the 11k without ralis imo like azhidal’s ring, azhidal’s mask, and azhidal’s outfit.
Ralis is extremely strong too tho. He would be able to beat Teldryn, Serana, and your atronach at the same time. Maybe even your character as well.
I love how Serena at anywhere, anytime, any weather always complaining about
"at least its not raining"
She’s a vampire, hard to satisfy.
@@tornadotaylor8956 P R E S T O N
@@NCRVeteranRanger that comment is a year old, what do you want
@@tornadotaylor8956 Nothing, I just found your comment hilarious.
"Hey kid look at that windmill"
"Oh wow thats a nice- AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHH"
"Oh... that doesnt usually happen when people look at windmills.... d-does it?!"
Due to some kind of bug Cicero never left the dungeons in my savegame :(
What a shame...He seems so fun though.
He also doesn't have a level cap. I think he and Serana might be the only ones, but I haven't checked in a while. Some mods can change that.
Is it the broken oar grotto dungeon? It has a reputation of making your followers stuck inside
@@overcast2018 I believe it was in The Ratway
, but I'm not sure.
@@DragonTigerBoss serana def has a level cap, and she weakens spells of yours while I lover her shes way to bugged to keep around
@@Themidamultitool Yeah, Serana is just tied to so many scripts that I don't bother with her anymore. I'm so used to the follower mods I play with that I don't remember all the level caps and skills/perks anyway. If I want to make Erandur a greatsword-wielding meat tower, it can be accomplished.
The guards in riften behind Cicero look like they were about to tell him that Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance
This comment is underrated as shit.
Nobody :
*Me when i walk with a legendary sword*
Soldier : Where did you get that rubbish thing
*quicksave
3:03 The guards be like someone’s going to die tonight
Lmaooooo
I love the comment the assassin makes about the college. The huge magical power like a beating heart. Mentioning the augur of dunlane. I love the attention to detail
I’m glad to see Skyrim is getting popular again
I’ve always really liked most of Serena’s responses. You can hear the pure wonder in her voice, alone
1:20 - That Voice actor was excellent. EXCELLENT!
1:00 I thought be was about to comment about the hazardous, non OSHA compliant, guardrail-lacking architecture of the city when he said "Watch your step."
Who cares about political intrigue when THESE WALKWAYS ARE NOT UP TO CODE!
I always loved the idea of Winterhold, this frozen city locked away in the subzero north. Huge shame it's like 4 buildings and the College.
Anyone else notice the Riften guard with the warhammer staring at the player while Cicero is talking?
Meanwhile, Dragons Dogma:
“Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys”
"The sea's closer than I'd imagined"
"Careful Master! Wolves travel in packs!"
@@playloup66 " No They Hold the Advantage!"
" I've been drenched!"
"Fire lend Thy Kiss!"
"Augggh HHhH!"
"Don't be so reckless master!"
They’re weak to fire!
Serana on Riften
Serana: this place makes me feel uneasy
Me: says the vampire with the elder scroll on their back
Hey, now she's no ordinary Vampire. And it's sort of too crowded for her.
Guys, Erandur is so underrated oh my god, it’s so awesome to see him get a little attention
Oh and you missed his reaction to Whiterun: “What an amazing city! I’ve never actually managed to visit Whiterun, but I always wanted to.”
I will always love teldren sero, good voice actor
It would have been funny if Cicero just said oh wait it's just a short guy (or something along those lines)
2:11
Me(the Guild master of the Thieves Guild): Hmmmm........ Riiiiiiiiiight
Cicero: finally some fun!
Guards: good evening
Goes to show Cicero is the best companion
No, lydia
Man's literally disagreed with you're personal preferences
@@okalright3941 lydiot gets in the door ways too often
Cicero is my favorite character out of all the scrolls games
We were deep within a cave when Marcurio said " All of this would be very interesting to me if I wasn't already an expert in Nordic history"
I love how every follower is ether disappointed or has a bad view on windhelm it really cements the fact the Ulfric made it a craphole
most characters are complaining because it’s cold or the grey quarter specifically
Not only is Morthal built in a swamp, it's built in a tundra swamp, so not only do you sink with every step, but your ankles are always cold and dirty because they're always in the mud
I share the same opinion about thieves with Cicero. it's just easier, man
This guy **Trying to record a nice clear character dialogue**
Thorchbug : "The fuck you are..."
Man the animations really do a disservice to all the effort Cicero's voice actor puts in
Cicero’s description of the butcher is the perfect encapslment of my play style. Dual swords, super light armor and as much speed as I can get. All offensive and no defensive.
Man I love Cicero, he is such a drama queen.🤣🤣🤣