Stellaris Infinite Resources Glitch Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • @A_Spec
    @A_Spec 4 роки тому +2206

    I approve of this.

    • @A_Spec
      @A_Spec 4 роки тому +402

      @@thespiffingbrit Makes sense to me.

    • @викторавилов-ь8х
      @викторавилов-ь8х 4 роки тому +38

      I like that you also did the video that destroys the game yesterday :D

    • @leakingamps2050
      @leakingamps2050 4 роки тому +23

      @@thespiffingbrit Did you see Aspec's newest video (new exploit)

    • @dl1thy
      @dl1thy 4 роки тому +19

      how about... we combine these strategies? (evil laughter)

    • @CommanderQ
      @CommanderQ 4 роки тому +59

      You two should do a multiplayer game and see who can exploit hardest, with the 25x crisis strength. Maybe bring in Lathrix too.

  • @Rattle-Me-Bones
    @Rattle-Me-Bones 4 роки тому +2993

    Can’t wait to use this to curb stomp my friend who’s far better at stellaris than me.

    • @ripmorld9909
      @ripmorld9909 4 роки тому +129

      friend? what friend?

    • @ripmorld9909
      @ripmorld9909 4 роки тому +69

      you sould not have friend!

    • @Rattle-Me-Bones
      @Rattle-Me-Bones 4 роки тому +136

      The Spiffing Brit oh he’s not meta, he’s just stupidly smart and good at grand strategy games.

    • @masonpellazar6543
      @masonpellazar6543 4 роки тому +34

      I would do that too, but my friend also watches Spiff

    • @IIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIII
      @IIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIII 4 роки тому +15

      People only get better by watching TSB's videos, so if he's better than you, he probably watches TSB as well

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 4 роки тому +805

    Paradox: releases DLC with bug 'fixes'.
    The Spiffing Brit: *_Ah yes, another game that I bet will be perfectly balanced with no exploits. Lets see what they fucked up this time._*

    • @mardalsow
      @mardalsow 4 роки тому +19

      CarthagoMike i Read this with spiff’s voice

    • @chenkam2954
      @chenkam2954 4 роки тому +8

      I really can't hear a tea drinking gentleman like Brit say fuck tho. I just can't

    • @mrmrsgamer6938
      @mrmrsgamer6938 4 роки тому +6

      I imagine spiff drinking tea from a massive mug after saying that, all we need is a mug that gives you infinite amounts of tea and keeps it hot so you never have to boil the kettle again

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 4 роки тому

      when he said the line with they will fix them remembered me of world of warcraft where they fix a bug so that hunterpets dont look like murlocs or demons which caused a bug which enabled you to have hunterpets of the size of big houses, the dream of every arena player or tank in instances which could not the the instance cause a giant dinosaur made up his full screen.

    • @robertrosenthal7264
      @robertrosenthal7264 4 роки тому +1

      @@chenkam2954 - I have, especially when they've been hanging out with American Military ;)

  • @codywolfe1103
    @codywolfe1103 4 роки тому +598

    "Sits on space stations and scams people!"
    Me- "...so...a Ferengi?"

    • @zachsoanes6417
      @zachsoanes6417 4 роки тому +20

      *rubs my big ass lobes* ohhh baby u know it

    • @glasshalfempty9742
      @glasshalfempty9742 4 роки тому +20

      Big nose rubbing hands

    • @pbsixgun6
      @pbsixgun6 4 роки тому +12

      That was exactly what I thought. Also, he's become China in space.

    • @EclecticFruit
      @EclecticFruit 4 роки тому +19

      He's got the lobes for business!

    • @Poppadop1
      @Poppadop1 4 роки тому +4

      @@pbsixgun6 Maoists got it from the big-nose Bolsheviks in the first place, so...

  • @PineappleZach666
    @PineappleZach666 4 роки тому +892

    "Why no-one plays multiplayer stellaris with me."
    Uhmm spiff no one plays any multiplayer games with you.

    • @Middie5503
      @Middie5503 4 роки тому +33

      What about the glorious legions he amassed in Planetside 2?

    • @PineappleZach666
      @PineappleZach666 4 роки тому +92

      @@Middie5503 They didn't play with him. They played for him. They were under the contract we all sign for Spiffco.

    • @nick012000
      @nick012000 4 роки тому +14

      He plays TTT and Garry's Mod with the Yogscast sometimes.

    • @PineappleZach666
      @PineappleZach666 4 роки тому +18

      @@nick012000 yes I know this. It was a reference to a civ 6 episode where he stated that no-one liked playing multiplayer games with him.

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 4 роки тому +2

      Guys I think it’s a joke

  • @graysonrall
    @graysonrall 4 роки тому +374

    "They're going to be spending the first 20 years of this game being continuously bombarded with trade deals they feel are amazing..." Truly, more British words were never spoken.🇬🇧🧐

    • @dantesinferno7350
      @dantesinferno7350 4 роки тому +9

      Now you boys love Opium right, no.............You must buy all the Opium and trade me tea. ah Brits.....love from the colonies

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 роки тому

      This made me remember QE from Civ 5.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому +865

    "Now of course, Stellaris has AI created by those fantastic boffins at Paradox Interactive, so AI is a strong word indeed!" Someone call the burnward, 'cause OUCH.

    • @washedstream6151
      @washedstream6151 4 роки тому

      OP

    • @mr.3006
      @mr.3006 4 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit can you do Albion online

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic 4 роки тому +37

      To quote Internet Historian:
      "The enemy AI is far more A than I"
      *Scorched blasts his own head with a shotgun*

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 4 роки тому +8

      @@thespiffingbrit By refusing to defend its own land you mean marching from Europe to the far end of Siberia to siege down three provinces for a total of one warscore while getting its capital occupied?

    • @patrickbohn5235
      @patrickbohn5235 4 роки тому +9

      @@thespiffingbrit Ah yes, the historic British war tactic of sending all their armies to attrition in the Americas for no damn reason while France is laying siege to London. AI allies=Best allies

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 4 роки тому +1094

    "The fleet has arrived."
    "Sir, we are picking up a ship on sensors."
    "Oh, did our military presence here bother someone?"
    "I don't think so, sir. It appears to be a trading vessel."
    "Oh, how cute... wait. Actually, can you identify the ship registration?"
    "Oh dear lord. It appears to be of Spiff affiliation, sir!"
    "FULL RETREAT! FULL RETREAT!"

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 роки тому +264

    Stellaris: "PLEASE. Stop finding what's broken about me!"
    Civilisation VI: "First time?"

  • @carteradams43
    @carteradams43 Рік тому +52

    2 years later, I'm doing a similar cheese- I never actually joined the Galactic Community nor do I plan on doing so, but the AI still loves to buy up favors as if I had 100k influence in the GC. So, I trade favors for unlimited resources, scamming the entire galaxy out of a good chunk of their resources while propping me up no matter what.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Рік тому +5

      I get into an early war with a Custom Corvette Swarm, steal their Starbase at a choke point and beat them into submission every time they try to take it back until they just give up. Usually works well if it's an Asshole Enemy nobody likes.

    • @magz1434
      @magz1434 Рік тому +1

      Man I died laughing I didn’t know you could sell favours then I tried it 🤣🤣😂 thanks bro

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 Рік тому

      How do you set this cheese up.

  • @yesitwasmejojo3324
    @yesitwasmejojo3324 4 роки тому +166

    Literally was laughing out loud at how amazing this was ty

  • @BiFurDoggy
    @BiFurDoggy 4 роки тому +146

    6:51 That's not actually how that works. All researcher jobs are the same, -1 consumer goods and +4 of all research. The numbers it gives is just the sum of all productions and upkeeps. This is particularly noticable on buildings that provide multiple different jobs.
    That said, the research districts are still quite good.

    • @DasMastschwein
      @DasMastschwein 4 роки тому +11

      i just wanted to write a comment about this but then i found yours lol
      you can even check the population tab or the wiki to find out but it should be obvious anyway

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 4 роки тому +4

      Laughs in Ringworld

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 4 роки тому

      I can see how people can get confused though

    • @noneofyourbusiness4133
      @noneofyourbusiness4133 4 роки тому

      OFMG< I WAS GOING OT sAY THE SAME FREAKIGN THING,. I jsut HATE IT when people miss the obvious. ;-;
      And spiff is so good! he should reupload this with fixed audio UwU

    • @tomjenrich4761
      @tomjenrich4761 4 роки тому

      Nukestarmaster yeah ringworld is pretty good especially when u play machines and completely ignore your energy

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale 4 роки тому +140

    I love the concept of the mid-way message of “be kind to each other...support each other” as Brit savagely takes advantage of the AI empires to starve and impoverish them with pseudo useful trade deals that he will then backend with war after having sucked the resources from the nation in question and left them unfit to fight back. Good stuff. XD

  • @GECKman88
    @GECKman88 4 роки тому +69

    "Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince...."-Daves Dodgy Deals

  • @alechanson1477
    @alechanson1477 4 роки тому +502

    "They will try to patch it out, but it's ok, Because we'll just find more."
    i died after that. i was laughing so hard.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 роки тому +9

      And it was so true because a year later the Lem update has completely broke this hahah.

    • @nopizzanohappy4612
      @nopizzanohappy4612 2 роки тому +2

      I read that as he said it.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Рік тому

      This mentality is how wars are won lol

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 4 роки тому +678

    "They're going to be spending the first 20 years of this game being continuously bombarded with trade deals they feel are amazing which resulting them handing almost all of their resources per month.."
    So you've basically made a BANK in Stellaris..

    • @infinite5oul578
      @infinite5oul578 4 роки тому +10

      Hahahahaha!!!! Classic!!!

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 4 роки тому +12

      Don't know how much they value resources, but I'm certain you could literally ponzi the living shite outta them.

    • @TheFifthHorseman_
      @TheFifthHorseman_ 4 роки тому

      Nooo... He created Ferenginar

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 3 роки тому

      It's funny because it's true

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 3 роки тому

      Eish I could save comments

  • @johnsomething2021
    @johnsomething2021 4 роки тому +131

    Well... You just found out how to create those "doctor's hate him!" scam ads in Stellaris.

  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 4 роки тому +85

    Okay I'm just experimenting this in multiplayer with a void dweller megacorp.
    My friends don't know how I got so powerful and they are so confused (Im gonna explain it to them later).
    Here is how things are going:
    We are still not even 25 years into the game and I already have 8 habitats.
    The galactic community was formed really quickly bc I built around 18 science ships and met everyone
    My neighbours have a ton of my favours and I always vote against them in the senate. Why? My diplomatic weight is bigger than everyone's and it makes them spend my favours to approve even the things I want approved. So they are basically doing my bidding without knowing it.
    My fleetpower is still pathetic but nobody attacks me because they are afraid of my trade league federation, in wich I brough in a badass militarist empire who makes all the ships.
    The game is in Grand Admiral and I have the crisis strengh on x5. Lets see how this goes.
    Edits: Grammar.

    • @Arthutstut641
      @Arthutstut641 4 роки тому +20

      To keep a run of the things:
      I stopped doing this glitch midgame because I started having everyone into my federation, since I didn't want them to be weak I stopped taking resources from them and instead gave back theese resources to let them get strong enough to defend me.
      There was a devouring swarm and a determined exterminators in the galaxy. The swarm was completely wiped out by my friends who were playing with me while the exterminators grew too strong. But once I got in with my federation fleet it was easy picking.
      Basically I subjulgated the entire galaxy into my federation, including my friends who tried to beat me.
      The crisis was the Contingency and I beat it without sending a single ship. My federation vassal swarm did everything for me. Just after the Ghost Signal showed up I changed some laws and gave up my president position in the federation so the AI could take the fleet from me. I literally did nothing

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 4 роки тому +1

      @@Arthutstut641 wow, you WON Stellaris!

    • @capitalistball2924
      @capitalistball2924 4 роки тому

      What a virgin, used the glitch xD

  • @joshbrown5842
    @joshbrown5842 4 роки тому +11

    Every time you post it amazes me how much you’ve grown over the past few years, I still remember the first time I found your channel through the hoi4 time lapses. Been here since the first Luxembourg world conquest attempt. I don’t really remember but I think you had less than 10k at the time.

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +379

    Me and my 6 quarantine friends: *start a game*
    Me: *does this exploit with the AI empires*
    My friend, a lithoid: *Does the free pops exploit Aspec covered*
    Me and my friend: "FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!"

    • @MetalHev
      @MetalHev 4 роки тому +63

      other 4 friends: *stand around watching like bystanders in a dbz fight*

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +40

      @@MetalHev even better they keep helping out whoever's losing so that we stay too distracted with each other to crush them it's beautiful. Me and my worthy opponent have been at war for 30 in-game years now.

    • @deviansee
      @deviansee 4 роки тому +8

      the other friend: doing lithoid trading ai scam into habitats skipping robos because you dont need food.

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 4 роки тому +3

      @@jimothyworldbuilding3664 how's the war going?

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +3

      @@leobracken2316 I lost :(

  • @osnofsenun8757
    @osnofsenun8757 4 роки тому +90

    55 seconds since release and it has 1 dislike on a 25 minute video Really makes me think

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 4 роки тому

      I wish you can have Hive-Minded Empires that are not hostile to non-hives but get less bonuses, more of an in-between option
      I also think that there needs to be a Gene-Cyborg-Hybrid Option. Pick one Cyborg and one Gene Evolution perk to unlock the Hybrid perk. Spiritualist are confuse but have no negative opinion. Materialist get bonus relations

    • @trollingsniperz
      @trollingsniperz 4 роки тому +9

      That person likes coffee

    • @eldrox6604
      @eldrox6604 4 роки тому +6

      most likely its someone who abuses those exploits and hates it when they get attention because he cant play the game without the exploit
      i know a few of those people and they would definitely dislike this video

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 4 роки тому +2

      @@christiandauz3742 Straight hive minds that aren't kill-em-all or The Borg aren't inherently hostile(people just don't like tghem and think they're weird), and the penalty cam be reduced by Empath civic, and countered by Envoys(which Empath gives you more of).

    • @ExoticSenta
      @ExoticSenta 4 роки тому +1

      Probably a paradox employee xD

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 4 роки тому +152

    A - normal strat
    B - you already did this
    C - *makes sense*

    • @darkencroix6412
      @darkencroix6412 4 роки тому +5

      More like he already said what he was going to do before asking what he was going to do.

  • @lakkakka
    @lakkakka 4 роки тому +285

    Got here in under a minute and still not first, lol. Spiff how is your trade empire doing in bannerlords?

    • @narrowx5577
      @narrowx5577 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @airaliensoft1835
      @airaliensoft1835 4 роки тому +1

      @@narrowx5577 Impossible to find the answer elsewhere so I ask you. How do you do it ?

    • @thickdog6936
      @thickdog6936 4 роки тому +1

      AIRALIEN SOFT watch spiffs video on it

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit I just do ctrl + ~ 😑

    • @airaliensoft1835
      @airaliensoft1835 4 роки тому +2

      @@thickdog6936 it was patched the one he showed

  • @xess4168
    @xess4168 2 роки тому +96

    Thought it would be the infinite energy glitch, where you could click on energy and then trade for entry with nevertheless granting you infinite energy for buying anything.

    • @davonoldham1764
      @davonoldham1764 2 роки тому +1

      What’s this glitch?

    • @xess4168
      @xess4168 2 роки тому +2

      @@davonoldham1764 It was patched I thin k a year ago, but it was when they first introduced the galactic market and internal market, you could click on the resources for a quick route to the trade menu for that resource, in the menu, you couldn't click on energy, but in the overlay, you could just click and it would take you to the energy credit trade menu, and you could just print out free energy credits.

    • @alyxwarner2984
      @alyxwarner2984 2 роки тому

      He covered that in a previous video actually

  • @LordFyrre
    @LordFyrre 2 роки тому +14

    My favourite bit of fun is the classic AI on a ring world. Best tech output on Xbox for me was 3k tech in under 100 years.

  • @Go-ah-oold
    @Go-ah-oold 2 роки тому +127

    The fact that a new video of stellaris has not come out in a long time, does that mean that there are no longer any exploits to be found?

    • @carsonfujita-turnbull4549
      @carsonfujita-turnbull4549 2 роки тому +4

      Doubt it.

    • @verty6006
      @verty6006 2 роки тому +4

      enough exploits out there xD

    • @salty1201
      @salty1201 2 роки тому +6

      Nope. The only exploits left are hyper specific. like trapping a fleet.

    • @SMmania123
      @SMmania123 2 роки тому +4

      Just wait till May 12th when the new DLC Expansion comes out, then we'll see

    • @Salmacream
      @Salmacream 2 роки тому +19

      Spiff actually said no one liked these videos. Like compared to his other videos. So he's not covering stellaris. Hope the game gets a bigger following I have like 900 hours in it on xbox and 600 or 700 hours on pc.

  • @lolgamer9075
    @lolgamer9075 4 роки тому +32

    D: All of them, but with majestic Tea

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 4 роки тому +29

    fairly sure this is how the EIC took over India.

  • @61089loki
    @61089loki 3 роки тому +70

    Sadly, this exploit has since been patched; just in case no one's posted about it yet.

    • @likwidkewb
      @likwidkewb 3 роки тому +11

      Womp womp. That's what I came to the comments to find out.

    • @cole3467
      @cole3467 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks sad tho

  • @jjb33083
    @jjb33083 2 роки тому +27

    This must be the ultimate Ferengi experience... and I'm ok with that. Especially since the STO game doesn't. What a shame.

    • @liqbt6299
      @liqbt6299 2 роки тому +1

      Does it work still ?

    • @jjb33083
      @jjb33083 2 роки тому

      @L i q b t I'm still new and was waiting for someone more experienced to answer, but I don't think so. When will Paradox let us live free?! 😔

  • @r374rb3d
    @r374rb3d 4 роки тому +4

    I found one for alloys: Have very little alloys, upgrade fleet (upgrade cost should be higher than the amount of alloys you have), when the fleet starts upgrading, cancel the upgrade, and voila, you get FULL upgrade cost back. Now that you have some alloys, design a new corvette with just 1 red laser and 1 lowest lvl armor, engines, sensors, reactor, all lowest lvl, spam a bunch of them, go to fleet manager, select fleet with toy corvettes, and refit them all to the best (and most expensive) corvette design, and use the exploit for even more alloys. If you need more alloys then you can get (for habitat or megastucture) from this (You need to spend alloys before trying the exploit again, or else you end up with the same amount), you can "store" your alloys in your starbases. How? Do the exploit, upgrade all the starbases you ca, do the explot again, cancel the upgrades, and you have even more alloys :)
    P.S. I am still on 2.6.0 , dunno if they fixed it in the latest patch..

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaa 4 роки тому +119

    Actually, all jobs in Stellaris have the same production regardless of location and source. Researchers on habitat districts produce the same as researchers in research labs and ring worlds and everywhere else. This is another failure of Paradox. The info card shows the total production of the building or district when it is fully employed.

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 роки тому +5

      I noticed this too and it annoyed me, also he thought new contact was a positive opinion

    • @smitty4483
      @smitty4483 4 роки тому +12

      b man new contact is positive if the empire your talking to is xenophillic

    • @TrentLayell
      @TrentLayell 4 роки тому

      The Void Dweller trait you get from the Voidborne origin gives you +15% to resources from all specialist and worker jobs.

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 4 роки тому +6

    I'll be honest, I love games with features like this, and it's the reason I got into it last month. I already have 129 hours in it after 4 weeks and have bought the Apocalypse and Utopia DLC, so, while it might be "broken", I absolutely love snowballing mechanics!

  • @matthewcoveney4380
    @matthewcoveney4380 3 роки тому +4

    1. Closes deal with AI to get alloys for favors
    2. AI runs a deficit on alloys
    3. AI has to buy from market, driving the price up
    4. Put in a monthly sale for the AI's own alloys back to them (at a ridiculous markup)

    • @JabberwockOclock
      @JabberwockOclock 2 роки тому

      All that does is screw up the AI empire's internal market prices, not yours. Market inflation by the AI only starts once the Galactic Community passes the Form Galactic Market resolution and a market hub is chosen.

  • @FadedPriest
    @FadedPriest 4 роки тому +2

    I bought this game because of you, Mr. Spiff. One of the most fun I have had in a 4x game is years. Bravo and please continue

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +5

    Step 1: Build large Federation
    Step 2: Conquer Galaxy except for one enemy
    Step 3: Keep rejecting an ally's requests to fight that one enemy
    Step 4: Ally leaves Federation. Other Federation members now hate the ex-ally
    Step 5: Conquer that ally and claim all its lands
    Step 6: Repeat 3, 4, and 5 until Federation is between you and one other
    Step 7: Break Federation. By now you should be more than powerful enough to conquer everything.
    Step 8: Conquer everything.

  • @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
    @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 4 роки тому +181

    you know, im starting to think this series name isn't very accurate to the video

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 роки тому +22

      What do you mean? Stellaris is very obviously a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever!

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 4 роки тому +10

      @@alephkasai9384 Stellaris is so balanced, it's been on this channel multiple times, in fact.

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 роки тому +9

      @@Ap0Kal1ps3 *Gasp* Do you know what this means?
      Stellaris must be unexploitable! Absolutely no one would be able to find anything broken in it at all!

    • @kbyebleha2978
      @kbyebleha2978 4 роки тому +1

      Rattles Magoo sell me a yoyo bag already

    • @MetalHev
      @MetalHev 4 роки тому

      @@alephkasai9384 there are no exploits, only unintended gameplay features

  • @gajspalt
    @gajspalt 4 роки тому +22

    There are two things we can be certain of in this universe.
    Freshly brewed tea and Spiffs exploits

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому +1

      And Americans revolting because of taxes.

    • @gajspalt
      @gajspalt 4 роки тому

      @@wickederebus Feed the rich and burn the poor. The whole world should rebel against the system and those that enforce it

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому

      @@gajspalt cant tell if you're serious, had a typo, or memeing.

  • @SubliminalUniverse
    @SubliminalUniverse 4 роки тому +2

    I don’t typically comment on videos but Spiff you create some of the best. In times of hardship I know I can load up one of these vids and just have a wonderful time. Thanks for the content!!!

  • @acene9666
    @acene9666 4 роки тому +61

    Spiff *asks which exploit will he be pulling of today*
    Me: "it's obviously D. All of the above."
    Spiff: *Doesn't put D. All of the above*
    Me: *Chokes on Yorkshire Tea*

  • @failtolawl
    @failtolawl 4 роки тому +9

    The AI dealing with those trade deals reminds me of the time I accidentally bought 4 pizzas because the buy button was not initially working.

  • @vronz
    @vronz 4 роки тому +10

    The last time I was this early spiff was making subtitled hoi 4 timelapses without voice over

  • @principleshipcoleoid8095
    @principleshipcoleoid8095 4 роки тому +23

    I would love to see Aspec vs Spiff multiplayer

    • @velotome7205
      @velotome7205 4 роки тому

      Already happened i believe. I think i saw the game on Steffan Anon's channel

    • @BrigadierBill
      @BrigadierBill 4 роки тому +2

      @@velotome7205 They were in a faction together, and got murdered by another player that ballooned out of control when they tried to screw him with the Galactic Council. Can't remember why that guy was so strong, though.

    • @josephcola9662
      @josephcola9662 4 роки тому +2

      Exploits vs Meta

    • @principleshipcoleoid8095
      @principleshipcoleoid8095 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephcola9662 I think exploits were banned.

    • @fowlmouth824
      @fowlmouth824 4 роки тому +1

      Aspec would absolutely cream him. Spiff had zero talent, unless starting on easy is a talent.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +42

    In this video: Spiffing Brit turns Stellaris into a 1% exploiting the other 99% simulator.

  • @captainstroon1555
    @captainstroon1555 4 роки тому +5

    Playing as a megacorp just got a completely new meaning.

  • @randomman8207
    @randomman8207 4 роки тому +4

    Never played stellaris but Im still here sipping tea while watching spiff shred game mechanics

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 4 роки тому +18

    Alien: ok I’ll make a trade deal.
    Spiff: I’ll take your entire stock!

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 4 роки тому +14

    "Fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders"
    -Spiff deals in stellaris (or any game for that matter)

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 4 роки тому +1

      Sunderzilla “The most obvious of which, is never get involved in a land war against Lithoids, but only slightly less well known is this!”

  • @martinmullender-taeter5163
    @martinmullender-taeter5163 Рік тому +13

    to be honest, this is probably one of the more balanced ways to play stellaris, today i watched a vid where some guy made a 1 pop playthrough, making a deathcult and trough making sacrifices he skyrocketed his eco so he just bought everything and anything he needed

  • @alchetect9995
    @alchetect9995 4 роки тому +11

    "Alright this seems like a pretty normal game so far let's see how-"
    9:50 "Oh."

  • @Secondary_Identifier
    @Secondary_Identifier 4 роки тому +10

    When Spiff consciously refrained from mentioning Yorkshire Tea, so that we might not be reminded of what things might not be readily available to us in these times, and withheld a sponsorship of his Premium Content so as to wish all well...
    What a gentleman. 😢

  • @LilWatercup
    @LilWatercup 2 роки тому +9

    Watching this in 2022 where Stellaris might as well be a different game.

    • @FrewSupernova
      @FrewSupernova 10 місяців тому

      Watching it in 2024 when it has changed yet again

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 4 роки тому +4

    The fact that the game spawned a federation next to you is just... beautiful.

  • @Xaverous42
    @Xaverous42 4 роки тому

    this smooth voice telling me to exploit all my game times with my friends..... Were playing civ 5 tomorrow and im choosing Venice (yes we include ai to make up numbers/skill gap)

  • @donaldstephens2213
    @donaldstephens2213 2 роки тому +3

    Makes cup of sweet tea: ah spiff playing Stellaris is the best entertainment ever

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +12

    "I know its a lot to ask but gosh darn will we repay you after!"
    "Seems legit. So if our Economy Breaks you will 100% be there for us"
    " *But of course* "

  • @dightonhekman7110
    @dightonhekman7110 4 роки тому +6

    I'd love to see the spiffing brit cheese everyday board games... Imagine this: Monopoly is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

  • @MarkusReese
    @MarkusReese 4 роки тому +4

    3:17 Who else saw that constellation where he started and was instantly jealous.....

  • @manuelkorn7659
    @manuelkorn7659 2 роки тому +1

    I litteraly do Watch This for evey other Day @ the last half year 2 sleep. I did Watch it now over 100 times. And i Love it.

  • @arminkuburas1696
    @arminkuburas1696 4 роки тому

    Oh you amazing man. I just finished a long campaign and thought of taking a brake and boom look at you forcing my hand at another go at Stellaris!

  • @RIlianP
    @RIlianP 4 роки тому +13

    Two Stellasris abuse videos on one day, what a delight, the other one is from ASpec where he abuses lithoid mechanics to get infinite free pops.

  • @12Prophet
    @12Prophet 4 роки тому +9

    "What will Spiff do today?"
    My final answer: Yes.

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 4 роки тому +5

    Ah yes. Space Britain and it's "Trade Deals"

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 4 роки тому +1

      Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 4 роки тому +2

      @@pedrolmlkzk
      "No"
      "I'm sorry; is this some kind of native joke I'm too British to understand?"

  • @HavelRockOfGold
    @HavelRockOfGold 4 роки тому

    I'm drinking decaf Indian spiced chai for tea today and I always look forward to your perfectly balanced gameplay and I definitely enjoyed this one.

  • @MeJustMe101
    @MeJustMe101 Рік тому +1

    As a fallen empire, a xenophobic one, called the militant isolationists, we have precious little time for your kind, child.

  • @mattcampbell2600
    @mattcampbell2600 4 роки тому +7

    Answer D: because spiff has tea so he will natually win

  • @connhughes13
    @connhughes13 4 роки тому +7

    They have officially added tea to Stardew Valley!!

  • @gamerboi9419
    @gamerboi9419 4 роки тому +9

    Last time I was this early, Spiff was only drinking Yorkshire silver.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому +2

      He was drinking silver from Yorkshire?
      Truly, the worst of times to have to drink molten silver of all things.

    • @gamerboi9419
      @gamerboi9419 4 роки тому

      @@wickederebus And the worst place for it, considering how Yorkshire is.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому +1

      @@gamerboi9419 yeah, it used to all be a single giant Silver mine and melting facility. Then the Queen commandeered it during the Hundred Years War to produce tea for the soldiers so they would fight better. Thus came the fall of the British Silver production empire, and the rise of the British Tea addiction.

    • @gamerboi9419
      @gamerboi9419 4 роки тому +1

      @@wickederebus A sad day, a sad day indeed.

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 4 роки тому

    Watching your exploits is helping keep me sane in this quarantine.

  • @n00bzzzjl
    @n00bzzzjl 4 роки тому

    I'm watching this in the middle of the night and given the games black background, I'm getting "flashbanged" with every picture O.o' Epilepsy warning!

  • @silentreflection5350
    @silentreflection5350 4 роки тому +21

    "Sit on space stations and scam people"
    So you're playing as the artisans enclave?

  • @luk4s195
    @luk4s195 4 роки тому +27

    I've nerver been this early :D

  • @jouniosmala9921
    @jouniosmala9921 4 роки тому +4

    So the best patch for this, would be AI actually using those favors and making pending trade deals evaluated as single trade deal during pause.

    • @bdarner6944
      @bdarner6944 4 роки тому +7

      Older versions of the game actually grey out the trade button for that empire after a trade offer is made, and it stays that way until the offer is confirmed or declined. Granted, older versions of the game made it easier to get instant transfers, and harder to get monthly transfers, so I think Paradox got their wires crossed with those at some point (I'm going to guess version 2.2).

  • @aldar2957
    @aldar2957 4 роки тому +1

    As someone who tests games for a living, I find this very enjoyable!

  • @somerguy3527
    @somerguy3527 4 роки тому

    *This was quite capitalist of you*
    (Also I was just preparing that sweet sweet Yorkshire and you uploaded so I have a good drink and a great video)

  • @beaversforlife1298
    @beaversforlife1298 4 роки тому +3

    Next video: How to scam the Space Penguin empire for all their tea

  • @magustrigger9195
    @magustrigger9195 4 роки тому +20

    Imagine drinking tea and loosing your humanity and start treating people this bad
    Coffee drinkers wouldn't be this immoral

    • @ethanwhaley1362
      @ethanwhaley1362 4 роки тому +4

      You speak heresy.......TEA IS SUPREME!!!!!!!

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 4 роки тому +3

      @@ethanwhaley1362 child you clearly are drinking your sins, come with me to a magical land of flavour, and righteous purity

    • @ethanwhaley1362
      @ethanwhaley1362 4 роки тому +4

      @@magustrigger9195 Lol, I said this in irony, but I thank you for responding with such eloquent fanaticism for coffee. Personally, both drinks are righteous if made properly.

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 4 роки тому +5

      @@ethanwhaley1362 To sup from both cups is to invite the destruction upon both houses of tea and of coffee, Id ask you to choose so as not to destroy the fabric of our worlds morality.
      come child choose life or death....

    • @ethanwhaley1362
      @ethanwhaley1362 4 роки тому +1

      @@magustrigger9195 I am sorry my friend, but I cannot choose just one. To sip from both cups on the edge of a fine blade is worth the destruction of a thousand planets and eons of history.

  • @baladeva3771
    @baladeva3771 4 роки тому +12

    satisfactory, everyhting seem normal to me.

  • @timcollins7273
    @timcollins7273 4 роки тому

    Spiff, you and the wonderful taste of Yorkshire Tea have been a godsend for my sanity in these trying times. Keep up the good work!

  • @DDCRExposed
    @DDCRExposed 4 роки тому +1

    This game looks like a lot of fun. I do enjoy a good RTS, especially in space. I'd probably play properly the 1st time through, struggle, and then start a new game the Spiffing Brit way.

  • @martysdogs8
    @martysdogs8 4 роки тому +9

    Just a heads up, “Job Base Production” is actually “Structure Base Production”.
    The Habitats show 12 because each researcher produces 4, and there are 3 researchers. Planetary research centers show 8 because there are 2 researchers (2x4=8).
    What this means is the researchers aren’t individually better, there’s just more of them.

    •  4 роки тому

      Yup. And description is actually "JobS Base Production", not "Job Base Production". So it makes sense, that 3 researchers produces 12 research (habitat disctrict) and 2 researchers produce 8 research (building). So it's always 4 research each respectively. Who would thought that? That's so broken...

  • @anonymousidentity9957
    @anonymousidentity9957 4 роки тому +53

    When you are so early u don’t know what to comment

    • @CarthagoMike
      @CarthagoMike 4 роки тому +3

      ikr

    • @patricku2825
      @patricku2825 4 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit Pretty Well. How are you doing on this wonderfull quarantined Day my Lord

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 4 роки тому +2

      @@patricku2825 guge Lord*

    • @tada-kun982
      @tada-kun982 4 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit Well with a nice cup of tea, everyone can be doing well

  • @gabr.7878
    @gabr.7878 2 роки тому +5

    Love this

  • @Flynsy
    @Flynsy 4 роки тому

    Ever since I started drinking Yorkshire Tea Gold, I cannot drink anything else. It's probably my most favourite tea now.
    I never expected this would happen after 6 months of watching your videos, Spiff

  • @massimosanna2245
    @massimosanna2245 3 роки тому

    YOOO I WAS SEARCHING FOR A VIDEO OF YOURS ON THIS WONDERFUL SIM. THANKS B0SS

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +54

    Artificial Intelligence is only as “intelligent” as the person who makes it.
    Paradox and Spiff have essentially proved the point.

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 4 роки тому

      If you're being invaded by an enemy empire, you can send 1 tiny ship into their territory and they will immediately turn their entire fleet around.

    • @Kirito_2016
      @Kirito_2016 4 роки тому

      I need some fanart of Spiff battling Paradox.

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlexK-sk4qb so, enemy empire invaded my capital planet. They kept their fleet in there as I conquered 70% of their territory.
      They then split it and feed it, 200-300 power fleets at a time.
      Their fleet was overwhelming btw.

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 4 роки тому +1

      @@coel3572, is that because they had no army or too small an army with their fleet? I found that they get really confused if they don't have an army with them.

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlexK-sk4qb actually, they had one. They even invaded and win. Then just stayed our there. I don't know why.

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 4 роки тому +4

    Spiff, you should have played as the Ferangi from Star Trek. Scamming people is what they do.

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 4 роки тому +8

    I’m totally going to use this with my friends and vastly beat them in power and just blame ‘luck’ for a while.
    Eventually I’ll tell them, eventually...

  • @KairahVTVods
    @KairahVTVods 4 роки тому

    This is the first time ever, that the midpoint of the video has reminded me to get tea, just as I ran OUT of tea in my cup.
    So thanks Spiff, that refill really made the video a most enjoyable experience.

  • @Duo_Strikes
    @Duo_Strikes 4 роки тому

    i don't know how you manage to find these exploits but i love watching you execute every single one of them.

  • @melbournemeliodas215
    @melbournemeliodas215 4 роки тому +6

    *"What about Fallen Empires?"*

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 4 роки тому

      Make a game without them or make a Federation and let the biggest AI's take them out

  • @piotrwoznica9100
    @piotrwoznica9100 4 роки тому +14

    I need to show this to my wife. She's taken a strong liking to Stellaris recently but always complains about slow resource generation. Well, not anymore :P

  • @paralich12
    @paralich12 4 роки тому +41

    Name of the video: "Infinite Resources Glitch"
    Literally start of the video: "We are gaining 63 alloys per month by trade deals"
    I think it's B, the speedy science.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 4 роки тому +1

      You see, if we're talking about spiff, we know that the answer will be "all of them"

  • @connorknutson2500
    @connorknutson2500 4 роки тому

    Speedy Science build:
    Traits: Intelligent, Solitary, skilled
    Edicts: Fanatic Materialist, Xenophile
    Edict Traits: (needs to be oligarchy) Technocracy, Corporate Dominion ( when you get the tech for an extra edict trait, it’s your choice on what to get).
    Corporate dominion increases precious energy credit production and technocracy adds another research alternative, which is extremely crucial if all research available are something you dint want to yet or takes too long, one more can make all the difference.
    Strategy: Build as many research stations as you can within the borders of your empire while steadily building up your navy. On planets, only build what your planet is deficit in, but it’s not the end of the world if it is deficit. Make some luxury houses in some tiles, and also around be a lot more neutral towards everyone, maybe fix to join a federation or create one later on, for me at least I had an entire federation fleet 100k and all of them were corvettes and didn’t cost me a dime.
    Have fun!

  • @LRAStartFox
    @LRAStartFox 4 роки тому +1

    You stated that the research districts have a scientists that output 12 research each, but that number actually just represents how much a fully manned building outputs. All scientists jobs have a individual base output of 4 science. All that you get over science buildings is an extra research slot and not taking up a building slot

  • @Enclave.
    @Enclave. 4 роки тому +12

    Question: What will Spiff do Today?
    Answer: Yes.

  • @phantomcreator4243
    @phantomcreator4243 3 роки тому +3

    Another thing you can break: Buildings producing the very thing they consume alongside other resources is possible. Here's how:
    1) Play void dwellers, make it a trade station, play megacorp, spam corporate culture sites on it. (The +15% specialist production makes the loop more efficient)
    2) Switch to consumer benefits, or preferably trade league, since that way you get even bloody more unity. Personally, I start using marketplace of ideas then switch to trade league which due the loop this setup creates makes a massive surplus of consumer goods.
    Basically, since your trade policy is producing consumer goods, and you are using consumer goods to produce trade value, and the same buildings that do that also produce society research and unity, it gets really chaotic. It gets worse if you take traditions that reduce upkeep, making the loop more efficient, such as the discovery tree with how it reduces the upkeep of pops working with research, which since the corporate culture site produces some research, means less consumer goods upkeep, meaning there is a smaller deficit in the amount of consumer goods the buildings produce and how much they consume.
    Optional things that break this further:
    - Thrifty (for more trade value = more consumer goods = more efficiency to the loop) and natural sociologists (since most of your research will be society due to this) traits
    -Fanatic xenophile ethos (Even more trade value = Even more consumer goods = less loss of efficiency)
    - The civic that boosts unity production, as if you take the path I usually due where you start as marketplace of ideas and then switch to trade league after forming a federation you are basically just unity rushing using buildings that produce both unity and trade value whilst also making their own upkeep. It gets insane.

  • @Lemonheaded
    @Lemonheaded 4 роки тому +3

    I would love to see you play a normal playthrough on stelaris using all the exploits you found. 100 stat man in Stelaris?

  • @DELTAREDGHOST
    @DELTAREDGHOST 4 роки тому +1

    Omfg he’s back Boys spiff I have bee waiting for this day give us more stellaris