Stellaris IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Worst Ship Only Challenge

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  • @KairahVTVods
    @KairahVTVods 5 років тому +1908

    Spiff I know you said Stellaris doesn't have Tea in it, but if you have the Advisor voice "The Diplomat" one of their lines is.
    "Knowledge. Discovery, Compassion, Integrity and Hot Tea."
    I hope Spiff sees this so he'll know Stellaris does indeed have tea.

    • @Akario3
      @Akario3 5 років тому +66

      then why is it not an ingame resource or tresure? common developers

    • @Ctuchik
      @Ctuchik 5 років тому +66

      @@Akario3 Maybe they know that tea is only for poor people that can't afford a decent cup of coffee? ;)

    • @reginadea2821
      @reginadea2821 5 років тому +47

      @@Akario3 It being a treasure implies that tea is rare. Which it cannot be. Unless you have let Her Mas down.

    • @Akario3
      @Akario3 5 років тому +18

      @@reginadea2821 its because a. tea is a treasure that can be aquired by everyone today b. maybe in the space era it is lost and uncovered,thus a treasure

    • @SmoothRoyale
      @SmoothRoyale 5 років тому +22

      @Ctuchik Tea is the beverage of gods, coffee is for the SCUM of the Earth!

  • @dmitri5214
    @dmitri5214 5 років тому +396

    ASpec: *teleports behind Spiff*
    Spiff: *teleports behind ASpec*

  • @timrussell2668
    @timrussell2668 3 роки тому +107

    Spiff: nobody can stop me, not even Reono Ke
    UA-cam: Here is an ad
    I was laughing so hard

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 5 років тому +666

    5:23 “Nothing can stop me. Not even Reanu Keeves.”
    Reanu Keeves: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @theoriginalchefboyardee1740
      @theoriginalchefboyardee1740 5 років тому +16

      What about Dr. Hodd Toward?

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 років тому +6

      What is god before that which shat him out shortly before afternoon tea?

    • @snugBB
      @snugBB 5 років тому +10

      We will say "forkgive me" and he will eat our souls

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +8

      Spiff: *_HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME CHILD_*

    • @ericlestick7325
      @ericlestick7325 5 років тому +5

      Reanu Keeves is the implacable man.
      The only thing which might delay Reanu is your instantaneous travel between the stars.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 5 років тому +586

    Spiff: "Nothing can stop me. Not even Reanu Keeves.”
    Reanu Keeves: "Hold my Skooma."

    • @delectableangel1986
      @delectableangel1986 5 років тому +19

      Only because Skyrim is holding Reanu Keeves back! Wait till he gets free!

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 5 років тому +9

      @@delectableangel1986 Please do not say these things, we all act like it's no big deal but honestly we are all very scared, one day it'll happen... So scary...

    • @andor888
      @andor888 5 років тому +9

      @@thelorp5186 Don't you worry lad, TES VI is coming. Yet another layer of mods and lore and clipping meshes to keep the devourer locked away. Todd and the boys will carry out that duty until they die. Thank you, Todd. We should all be so brave.

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 5 років тому +2

      @@andor888 thank god

    • @AkumaADemoncus
      @AkumaADemoncus 5 років тому +4

      Surely the Spiffing Brit cannot stop Autism Cat in all his unfathomable glory.

  • @kunderthunt
    @kunderthunt 2 роки тому +53

    I like how spiff doesn't realize that by constantly bringing up yorkshire tea he will quite possibly never get a sponsorship. Because he is constantly giving them free advertising.

    • @vegard3125
      @vegard3125 2 роки тому +10

      THIS! I've been thinking the same thing for so long lmao my guy is golden advertisement for Yorkshire Tea. I'd never heard of it before TSB

    • @kunderthunt
      @kunderthunt 2 роки тому +3

      I kinda want to buy some ytg, after watching so many of his videos

    • @vegard3125
      @vegard3125 2 роки тому +1

      @@kunderthunt same tho, have considered it

    • @MyGeniusFriend
      @MyGeniusFriend Рік тому +2

      I actually could not resist buying a box of Yorkshire Tea upon seeing one in a store once :D it was alright, though a bit too expensive to my taste

    • @ricktherockandroller
      @ricktherockandroller Рік тому

      He owns stock. Or should I say"STONKS".

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1246

    Stellaris is probably tied with Crusader Kings 2 and Rimworld with the amount if warcrimes you can do

  • @LordFhalkyn
    @LordFhalkyn 5 років тому +204

    Spiff, has it ever occurred to you that the game assumes your empire is built upon tea, and thus no explanation is necessary?

    • @charlesstrong4853
      @charlesstrong4853 5 років тому +1

      Tea is represented in both food and consumer goods.

  • @amatthew1231
    @amatthew1231 5 років тому +617

    I just got back from the UK, I'm an American, and when customs asked me "Sir what contraband do you have to declare?" I opened my suitcase to reveal 4 boxes of Yorkshire tea. The dude died laughing and it was the best decision I've ever made, cheers.

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 5 років тому +38

      Officer, a murder has been committed.

    • @denversan4205
      @denversan4205 4 роки тому +18

      r/thathappened

    • @vrish1420
      @vrish1420 4 роки тому +15

      And then everyone clapped

    • @emperor002002
      @emperor002002 4 роки тому

      I'm going to do that.

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang 4 роки тому +4

      I didn’t know drinking cheap tea can give you hallucination

  • @andrewxc1335
    @andrewxc1335 5 років тому +1955

    "a fantastically difficult 30,000 likes..."
    4 hours later... «DING!!»

  • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
    @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 5 років тому +497

    UA-cam is a PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 5 років тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit want to point out that UA-cam is not a video game

    • @Paul24681000
      @Paul24681000 5 років тому +38

      @@amitgabay3721 nor is the steam sale but he did that anyway

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 5 років тому +8

      @@Paul24681000 fair point

    • @w0t3rdog
      @w0t3rdog 5 років тому +5

      @@amitgabay3721 is it not? There adre videos, rules, and if you are good, the rewards will pile

    • @gameplaysuffering1620
      @gameplaysuffering1620 5 років тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit yes

  • @Quinge29871
    @Quinge29871 5 років тому +639

    "Nothing can stop me, ladies and gentlemen. Not even Rea-"
    *commercial*
    "-nu Keeves."
    I'm scared, Spiff.

    • @MRCactusJack007
      @MRCactusJack007 5 років тому +19

      It happened to me as well, what the hell?

    • @towermonkey5563
      @towermonkey5563 5 років тому +13

      What are these commercial things you refer to?

    • @jm_lamp6998
      @jm_lamp6998 5 років тому

      It was the best line

    • @Catterjeeo
      @Catterjeeo 5 років тому +21

      His name is too powerful to be said in one breath.

    • @T0nC0
      @T0nC0 4 роки тому

      I had a law-enforcement comercial, you were lucky

  • @DarknezzMadnezz
    @DarknezzMadnezz 5 років тому +187

    1 minute in and for some reason I am feeling like Spiff is slowly trying to turn the world into We Happy Few.

  • @nortonthe
    @nortonthe 5 років тому +670

    *35 on Trending for Gaming*
    *Around 25,000 Players on Stellaris online at the moment*
    *OH NO*

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 5 років тому +75

      Paradox goes into panic mode.

    • @manug2508
      @manug2508 5 років тому +20

      @@mischaprudon3316 I bet these glitches will be in the next hotfix lists xD

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 років тому +8

      @@manug2508 they are all on holiday. No one in the games industry works in july or august, are you new here?

    • @bjornspeckienelectroswing7689
      @bjornspeckienelectroswing7689 5 років тому +4

      Almost to sixty haha

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 5 років тому +6

      @@METALFREAK03 Wut

  • @answermoose
    @answermoose 4 роки тому +262

    Watching this in June 2020, funny how his Minecraft server is a huge hit and in general is an absolute blast.

  • @powerhouse109
    @powerhouse109 5 років тому +115

    How gentlemanly of you to overestimate the number of friendships I have.

  • @sivertail
    @sivertail 5 років тому +293

    the moment my tea is ready this video poped up....coincidence I THINK NOT

    • @Goblin_Gaming001
      @Goblin_Gaming001 5 років тому +4

      Delicious...

    • @nkk8621
      @nkk8621 5 років тому +6

      Poped ,verb
      Def: when the leader of the roman catholic church makes a sudden visit

    • @Zenarisu
      @Zenarisu 5 років тому

      same
      Bruh moment

    • @Project_Amirani
      @Project_Amirani 5 років тому

      oh vary nice video!!! but... dear spiffy please make video about Victoria 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS. PLEASE... Like it for spiff see it!!!!(I'll subscribe to you and put a like under all of your videos)

    • @makiskanyt9269
      @makiskanyt9269 5 років тому

      Yes my fellow British imperialist i had the same idea before the video was uploaded

  • @sssargon8569
    @sssargon8569 5 років тому +83

    Fleet: Sir, they outnumber us three to one
    The Spiffing Brit: only three to one? I almost feel bad about how easy this'll be. almost.

  • @TTalksVA
    @TTalksVA 5 років тому +151

    40k likes in a single day, this is almost "the spiffing brit is a perfectly balanced brit and has no exploits"

    • @CloSeph
      @CloSeph 5 років тому +19

      The Codex Astartes approves this course of action.

    • @kennethern1232
      @kennethern1232 5 років тому +5

      I know exactly how I want to exploit The Spiffing Brit.

    • @insertnamehere6659
      @insertnamehere6659 4 роки тому

      @@kennethern1232 keep the horny in the dms ffs

  • @marduk4298
    @marduk4298 5 років тому +2469

    I swear this channel has the etiquette of a Brit and the cheapness of Chineese products.

    • @portmoneul
      @portmoneul 5 років тому +72

      Thank the Queen for that.

    • @djcj1425
      @djcj1425 5 років тому +18

      The Spiffing Brit do the Minecraft video

    • @Th3Majst3r
      @Th3Majst3r 5 років тому +7

      @@djcj1425 try to beat pewdiepie's views on Minecraft

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 5 років тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit or play minecrafts

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget tea.

  • @rorylastname7635
    @rorylastname7635 5 років тому +389

    Step 1 - Complete Genetic Ascendancy.
    Step 2 - Modify a plant-type species to have 'delicious' and rename them Tea.
    Step 3 - Turn the species into livestock.
    Ta-da! Tea in Stellaris!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 5 років тому +1

      Rory Phillips wait you can do that ? How !

    • @thisiscompletelyreta
      @thisiscompletelyreta 5 років тому +11

      Okay, that is actually pretty genius lol

    • @drquantum583
      @drquantum583 4 роки тому +4

      Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom do traditions and certain techs to get the ascendancy use the ascendancy to go into your species on a plantoid and creat a template of it with the delicious trait ( yes that exists) and then set their species rights to livestock. Nice you have tea

    • @douglasaranda2010
      @douglasaranda2010 4 роки тому +5

      Did you know some scientists discovered that plants actually scream in a very high pitch, inaudible to humans, but not special mics, when in lack of water or distress like some animal eating it or when we take out some leaves? You can search it up!

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 4 роки тому

      I feel like that's a crime against sapience

  • @Inaset1
    @Inaset1 5 років тому +50

    The AI actually is aware of that invisible fleet exploit. During my game I ordered my ships to attack the AI and they just stood there while the enemy destroyed my entire fleet with 10 corvettes.

    • @pkingpumpkin
      @pkingpumpkin 5 років тому +1

      Me too and i couldnt figure it out. Just realised this is how and why're

    • @bleflar9183
      @bleflar9183 5 років тому

      I once lost my entire fleet becouse of that.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +284

    8 hours after posting, and it has 31,000 likes. MINECRAFT TIME

    • @andrewxc1335
      @andrewxc1335 5 років тому +1

      Oh, gods, Deus Ex would be fun.

  • @lucas23453
    @lucas23453 5 років тому +55

    *Plays stellaris, is on the other side of the galaxy* Spiff: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."

  • @frostdragon9773
    @frostdragon9773 5 років тому +337

    Sir Spiff: Doesn't care about consequences
    Also Sir Spiff: Uploads Steam exploit video and begs Valve not to ban him.
    The audience: YES.

    • @loganhawkes9521
      @loganhawkes9521 5 років тому +28

      FrostDragon97 it's actually Sir Reverend Dr. Spiff of Sealand (doctorate in kajiit trading from the university of Australia)

    • @frostdragon9773
      @frostdragon9773 5 років тому +18

      @@loganhawkes9521 Sorry. Honest mistake. The lad has so many titles it's hard to keep track. Might just get more difficult the longer we keep this going.

    • @xeartsstrigoi
      @xeartsstrigoi 5 років тому +6

      @@loganhawkes9521 Don't forget his Duchy! Duke Sir Reverend Dr. Spiff of Sealand, doctor of Khajit Trading.

  • @KilledWithStyle
    @KilledWithStyle 5 років тому +35

    Someone made a mod before this video was released that converted all food into tea...

  • @AUwithlove
    @AUwithlove 5 років тому +19

    15:15 I totally can see how this kind of person can run entire city by just placing toll booths across highways

  • @vesperfraunfelter488
    @vesperfraunfelter488 5 років тому +286

    "A fantastically difficult 30K likes"
    *hits 31K in a few hours*
    RIP

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 5 років тому +49

    "instant colony option"
    *The entirety of Britain likes this*

  • @MrTjeerd40
    @MrTjeerd40 5 років тому +109

    These slick animations are really nice, Lord Spiff. *slurps some glorious Yorkshire Tea*

  • @Calaban619
    @Calaban619 5 років тому +35

    The idea of Tea: 1) grow a tea tree. 2) carefully pick leaves 3)dry them out and crumble them up 4) rinse them off in hot water 5) throw the tea leafs away 6) DRINK THE DIRTY WATER.

    • @newgirlde
      @newgirlde 5 років тому +5

      You forgot the final step. Spit out that dirty tea, toss your tea trea and go buy yourself some real tea. Yorkshire Tea.

    • @radordekeche947
      @radordekeche947 5 років тому +4

      @@newgirlde So what, Yorkshire tea isn't tea? Because otherwise it just skips steps 1-3.

    • @davidbodor1762
      @davidbodor1762 5 років тому +1

      @@radordekeche947 Yorkshire tea is magic.

  • @kennethirgendwas4616
    @kennethirgendwas4616 5 років тому +88

    how i imagine the places when he played with that happiness slider.
    -'you wanna have cupcakes today darling?'
    'of course! I lov-HATE CUPCAKES ARE YOU STUPID? GET ME MY PITCHFORK BERTHA IM GONNA WRECK THIS GOVERN-can you make them with blueberries, honey?'

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 5 років тому +33

    Even Reanu Keeves can´t stop me.
    That´s where you´r wrong kiddo

  • @malhavoc431
    @malhavoc431 5 років тому +39

    Yorkshire tea is really missing out if they haven't jumped on sponsoring Spiff... that or they are well aware of Spiff and are just mooching off the free advertisement for their tea.

    • @nikman2
      @nikman2 5 років тому

      Malhavoc Dovahbear mooches

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 5 років тому

      Well, they are British.

  • @NothingXemnas
    @NothingXemnas 5 років тому +52

    Spiff: *plays Stellaris*
    Me: *happy noises*
    Me: sees thumbnail
    oh lord, he's gonna do the corvette spam strategy, right?
    Edit: he used GUI so... still exploiting.

  • @TheWalfrad
    @TheWalfrad 5 років тому +45

    You can open these commands in one single GUI window, just by using spaces between commands.

  • @legitpainter1727
    @legitpainter1727 5 років тому +53

    My good sir! You should not be ashamed to play minecraft, you may create a grand cathedral to the Church Of Tea!

  • @apachesasquach
    @apachesasquach 4 роки тому +104

    Nothing can stop me ladies and gentlemen, not even ro... "Ad plays" 🙃

    • @Hirokuro_Asura
      @Hirokuro_Asura 3 роки тому +2

      Taxi company ad and food delivery lol

    • @yers7638
      @yers7638 3 роки тому

      Dude i can skip any ads and i don't see any ads

    • @Hirokuro_Asura
      @Hirokuro_Asura 3 роки тому

      @@yers7638 not all of them are skipable

    • @yers7638
      @yers7638 3 роки тому

      @@Hirokuro_Asura I litterarly just skiped all of the ads i can make video how to skip ads. I even tested on 4 different phone it was easy

    • @Hirokuro_Asura
      @Hirokuro_Asura 3 роки тому +2

      @@yers7638 Good for you man.👌

  • @aspiepower2419
    @aspiepower2419 5 років тому +78

    But what about....
    10 corvettes against 10 corvettes?
    Will they fight until the end of the universe? 🤔

    • @Stringmuse
      @Stringmuse 5 років тому +2

      Aspie Power no because 10 corvettes is within itself both an unstoppable force and an immovable object.
      Therefore, an unstoppable force would meet an immovable object. And vice versa. But who would win? No one.because when they met the universe would end and the corvettes would fight eternally afterwards.
      So to answer your question, no. They would not fight until the end of the universe. They will fight eternally beyond the end of the universe.
      You’re welcome, everyone.
      (Btw feel free to leave criticism, although it is futile as I simply can’t be bothered.)

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 років тому +3

      @@Stringmuse If neither of them see eachother, they'd never fight

  • @SLKibara
    @SLKibara 5 років тому +168

    Oh my! The British Empire has finally started colonizing the galaxy! As it should!

    • @christofferthorsson7657
      @christofferthorsson7657 5 років тому +11

      In The Mind of Kibara RULE BRITTANIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE STARS!

    • @JostDraws
      @JostDraws 5 років тому +2

      YES, Star wars now will be for the balance between tea ( good ) and coffee ( evil )

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 5 років тому +1

      Has Britain held even a single colony?

    • @arandomlanguagenerd1869
      @arandomlanguagenerd1869 5 років тому +2

      @@Alexander59059 well, Gibraltar, and theoreticaly Canada and Australia, and some island in the african sea, Falklands

  • @catboygremlin
    @catboygremlin 5 років тому +22

    "I don't want to make a minecraft video."
    Later: 2 videos, some streams, and a whole server

  • @SentaDuck
    @SentaDuck 5 років тому +42

    Game: *I am Ironman!*
    The Spiffing Brit: *I am inevitable!*

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 років тому +1

      This reference deserves far more likes for it's cleverness, hats off to you sir.

  • @ethanodell8044
    @ethanodell8044 5 років тому +86

    6 hours ago: I don't want to play Minecraft, but I'll make one if this video hits 30K likes
    (28K likes later)
    Steve: "I am inevitable"

  • @jpheitman1
    @jpheitman1 4 роки тому +6

    According to an article by "The Drum," Yorkshire tea sales in the United States have increased nearly tenfold over last year.
    Who knows why that brand in particular...

  • @Tyrnak_Fenrir
    @Tyrnak_Fenrir 5 років тому +32

    Dong Liong, the only person to challenge Reanu Kives

  • @brandonwelsh5090
    @brandonwelsh5090 5 років тому +60

    It's not a strategy game but Elite Dangerous literary let's you do nothing but transport hundreds of tons of tea across the galaxy and make a profit from it

    • @holmanjag
      @holmanjag 5 років тому

      Pretty much!

    • @redmike1617
      @redmike1617 5 років тому +6

      There is even an achievement/trophy for buying 1,000 tons of the stuff on console called "How Very English". The picture for it on Xbox is a guy with a handlbar mustache wearing a flight suit, top hat, and a cane holding up a cup of tea (pinkie finger extended).

    • @motivationalpizzaman9718
      @motivationalpizzaman9718 5 років тому

      Yass

  • @GiskardRevenlov
    @GiskardRevenlov 5 років тому +324

    "a fantastically difficult 30,000 likes..."
    *looks at likes
    51k

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 років тому +12

      >asks for 30k likes
      >gets nearly 60k

    • @generalriot1804
      @generalriot1804 5 років тому +4

      and now it's nearly 500,000

    • @Tatherwood
      @Tatherwood 5 років тому +4

      @@generalriot1804 Likes, riot, not views XD

    • @panzerveps
      @panzerveps 5 років тому +2

      "up next: Minecraftis a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

    • @jokangpua2152
      @jokangpua2152 5 років тому

      @The Spiffing Brit
      its alraedy 66,851 LIKES - where's that Minecraft Multiplayer Balanced and NO Exploite Video!

  • @tehwicked1
    @tehwicked1 5 років тому +7

    Gotta be honest, Spiff... My tea consumption has increased exponentially since I started watching your videos. Keep up the fantastic work.

  • @g.s.8393
    @g.s.8393 5 років тому +213

    I think you need to download a tea mod before you start playing Minecraft, though.

    • @tomhacking8477
      @tomhacking8477 5 років тому +1

      I'm sure he'll make do with the slave trading

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 5 років тому

      AppleMilk&Tea is one, but it’s also a Japanese mod and really hard to figure out what it does

  • @Koratos88
    @Koratos88 5 років тому +3

    Spiff: "Nothing can stop me ladies and gentlemen"
    UA-cam ad: " I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @VonPete105
    @VonPete105 5 років тому +16

    Is it ASpec? Is it Spiff? Is it an 80k stack of dropships full of tea-wielding redcoats? I don't even know anymore.

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 5 років тому +13

    "The most powerful fleet is 10 Corvettes."
    *Harley Earl's ghost nods approvingly from Heaven*

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 3 роки тому +5

    Someday you should get an actual tea sponsor like really you make me wanna drink tea a lot more than any comercial on TV

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 років тому +54

    Can't wait for Spiff to play any warhammer games and make *Tea God*
    _Tea for the Tea God!_

    • @oxybe
      @oxybe 5 років тому +2

      Cleansing the grimdark future of the heretical coffee cultists.

    • @riversrule7
      @riversrule7 5 років тому

      To the top

    • @grantonator3884
      @grantonator3884 5 років тому +1

      Cups for the Cup Throne!

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 5 років тому

      Does the Tea God... Tea Bag?

  • @afoncy
    @afoncy 5 років тому +11

    Spiff: "tea is the only drink you should drink"
    Also Spiff: selling coffee mugs

  • @tedsmith9726
    @tedsmith9726 4 роки тому +2

    Yorkshire Tea: so we'll give you no money...
    Spiff: I don't like where this is going
    Yorkshire Tea: and you'll promote tea
    Spiff: DONE

  • @gawanoh3799
    @gawanoh3799 5 років тому +36

    Making TEA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED ACTION WITH NO EXPLOITS - Creating the perfect tea

  • @DryCrystals
    @DryCrystals 5 років тому +1006

    I have edited this comment so now only a few of the replies make any sense

    • @lukasdark0
      @lukasdark0 5 років тому +55

      It is better when you drink tea while munhing on chocolate bar or even better...
      *dips chocolate bar into tea*

    • @spoonikle
      @spoonikle 5 років тому +73

      Chocolate is made from beans.
      Coffee is made from beans.
      Coffee is bean juice.
      Hot Chocolate is bean juice.

    • @besserwisser4055
      @besserwisser4055 5 років тому +14

      I prefer ice juice

    • @trundle_enjoyer
      @trundle_enjoyer 5 років тому +14

      you spelled intellectual wrong. fuck you, idiot.

    • @hellishcatt
      @hellishcatt 5 років тому +12

      @@trundle_enjoyer r/iamverysmart

  • @michaelpayton7451
    @michaelpayton7451 2 роки тому +24

    I'm waiting for the day that Yorkshire Tea sponsors Spiff and for someone to make a game that does nothing but deal with tea that is perfectly balanced for Spiff

  • @majikslim82
    @majikslim82 Рік тому +1

    I got an advertisement during your advertisement. Thats crazy, life is truly hell.

  • @uiytresen346
    @uiytresen346 5 років тому +66

    To be fair, I have seen AI doing exactly the same, so it's probably a feature.

    • @DeafLord18
      @DeafLord18 5 років тому +2

      Ui Ytresen "diificutly settings"

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 років тому +2

      It just works!

  • @vorxer
    @vorxer 5 років тому +112

    Spiffing, I cant believe you didn't change the ship prefix to HMS.

  • @Destructaconn
    @Destructaconn 4 роки тому +1

    I like to believe that tea is part of the "Consumer Goods" or "Food" resource, allowing tea to be present in a galactic empire.

  • @Coid
    @Coid 5 років тому +28

    Minecraft would be fun, but I'm still thinking about that Heroes of Might and Magic 3 tease from earlier.

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid 5 років тому +21

    Hold on right there, Spiff. You promised a Black & White video! I'm calling Scotland Yard.

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 5 років тому +1

      He's british, why are you calling scottish people to hunt do- ooohhh, they just want their *FREEEDOOOOM* ! ... Now i got it.

  • @grandparagnar6709
    @grandparagnar6709 2 роки тому +4

    A meticulous biologist scientist named Dong Liong is hilarious on multiple levels

  • @dazzlebrush6576
    @dazzlebrush6576 5 років тому +18

    Oh Spiff your country is proud of you. Once again the flag flies over everything and the queen smiles

  • @managementverwaltung
    @managementverwaltung 5 років тому +8

    Ahhh. That moment when you open a new box of Earl Grey.

  • @therefinedhellion5041
    @therefinedhellion5041 5 років тому

    Hey, Spiff. Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for existing and thank you for making these beautiful videos. You keep it positive and filled with joy and tea (although those technically are the same thing) and your videos have gotten me through plenty a bad time in the time I've known you. Oh, and as for what kind of tea, I'm drinking, Brenner-Brand Lemon Tea. All hail and long live the tea. Though I may not bow to the same queen as you, not to disrespect the queen of a people that have several ways to call someone dickhead and yet manages to be gentlemanly, which I respect, I will bow before the tea alongside you.

  • @davidgustavsson4000
    @davidgustavsson4000 5 років тому +41

    You should showcase the exploit in Factorio where you can pass 16 real world hours in just five more minutes.

    • @isaz2425
      @isaz2425 5 років тому

      yeah, tje timeskip glitches in this game can be very weird.
      KSP also have them.

  • @albertbancroft4507
    @albertbancroft4507 5 років тому +54

    6k likes in 1 hour, i rekon the Minecraft video is coming..

  • @merakimelodies8931
    @merakimelodies8931 Місяць тому +1

    Not even Reanu Keeves-that, good sir, is a very…VERY bold claim….

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 років тому +55

    Finally.....
    I'll be able to win a Stellaris game. It's not cheating, I just didn't know how to play correctly.

    • @kevinneu
      @kevinneu 5 років тому +11

      PhantomSavage its not cheating, it's surprise luck

    • @MonoDiTriSub
      @MonoDiTriSub 5 років тому +3

      it's not cheating, it's feature.... oh... wait!

    • @erke7835
      @erke7835 5 років тому

      Be quick, I can hear the devs fixing this already

  • @Synapse203
    @Synapse203 5 років тому +37

    You should play and exploit XCOM 2 !

  • @eallen2820
    @eallen2820 5 років тому +7

    This reminds me of one of my favorite games "Sins of a Solar Empire" I would love to see how perfectly balanced that game is!

  • @legatokknd
    @legatokknd 5 років тому +4

    I just had fantastic earl grey with a bit of lemon while I was watching this lovely pice of art video. Keep up the good work kind sir.

  • @cameronscott9399
    @cameronscott9399 5 років тому +5

    I got an actual Yorkshire tea ad on TV today, how quaint

  • @JeraWolfe
    @JeraWolfe 5 років тому +2

    I love every one of his videos.
    I especially love how despite all his incredible knowledge of how to become a God in the Game Multiverse...
    And though he uses it, sometimes multiple times before each video...
    The folks at SpiffCo still have NO CLUE what 'Without Further Ado' means.
    Because each time they say it, we get more 'ado'. :D
    I love it, it's brilliant. It's absolutely just... fabulous. Perfect.

  • @Person-rz1ur
    @Person-rz1ur 4 роки тому +3

    To show you the power of invisible fleets, i sawed this empire in half!

  • @Truck--kun
    @Truck--kun 5 років тому +3

    "Not even Reanu Keeves can stop me"
    You should have said that, he's coming

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese 5 років тому

    I'll have you know, I bought some Yorkshire tea because of you. I'm eagerly awaiting its arrival. Excellent video, as always. I never knew about tweaker gui. Well done.

  • @yamatoclassmusashi8830
    @yamatoclassmusashi8830 5 років тому +8

    When you activate instant move, all the ship captains just start playing Eurobeats.

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 5 років тому +1

      They activate *BOOST POWER* from F-Zero X on Big Blue, while simultaneously singing "let it go!"

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 5 років тому

      Blink Drives

  • @Xanthelei
    @Xanthelei 5 років тому +5

    I love how Spiff consistently underestimates the CommuniTea when setting like goals.

  • @reivercaptain510
    @reivercaptain510 5 років тому +1

    *sips Red Rose Irish Breakfast*
    A Brit running a massive empire by cheating with an unstoppable fleet. Sounds on brand.

  • @houseskate8374
    @houseskate8374 5 років тому +44

    Would you please do Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?

    • @sasquatchIRL
      @sasquatchIRL 5 років тому

      Which you can cheese at will with notepad.

  • @Milenos
    @Milenos 5 років тому +36

    I will drink... Iced Tea!
    Just kidding, me and my crippling Coke Addiction.

  • @Sorinhach
    @Sorinhach 3 роки тому +1

    Spiff, you can grow tea in space. Here are the steps to grow your own tea farm in space:
    1. Create a plantoid species called Yorkshire
    2. Give them the delicious trait and fast breeders
    3. Create the Brits empire
    4. Enslave the Yorkshire and set them as livestock
    5. Enjoy

  • @gabrielharvey-savard2594
    @gabrielharvey-savard2594 5 років тому +14

    One of these days, I'll really have a cup of tea watching one of Spiff's videos, and I'll stop living a lie.

  • @goopguy548
    @goopguy548 5 років тому +4

    Me on my 8th Spiff video straight: "time for another cup of tea"

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 4 роки тому +3

    Brit: Non-existant Invisible Corvets
    Me: the Finnland Fleet

  • @maxw799
    @maxw799 5 років тому +103

    You should do xcom 2, I'm sure that you can destroy that game and its many game modes!

    • @sixtysyxti3235
      @sixtysyxti3235 5 років тому +3

      nope there are not any exploits in that game

    • @donpadua6191
      @donpadua6191 5 років тому +9

      @@sixtysyxti3235 you clearly are new to Spiff

    • @megubean
      @megubean 5 років тому +3

      I need that so I can actually beat the game

    • @donpadua6191
      @donpadua6191 5 років тому +2

      @Damian Casas If there is one thing I learned about playing games is that there are always bugs or glitches and where there are bugs or glitches an exploit can be found.

    • @donpadua6191
      @donpadua6191 5 років тому +2

      @Damian Casas But hey, you may be right that XCOM 2 might be a game that is unexploitable, but I've played the game more than enough to know that aint no bug or glitch free game and that is why I believe XCOM 2 is exploitable.

  • @LightOfSkyFalling
    @LightOfSkyFalling 5 років тому +63

    Still waiting for my BD gift sir spiff.
    Where is my poster of the queen?

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 5 років тому +5

      Ur bad dragon gift?

    • @HERO-ln5sj
      @HERO-ln5sj 5 років тому

      @@ManCheat2 His body double of the Brit himself.

  • @michaelgodborn
    @michaelgodborn 5 років тому

    How appropriate that I’m drinking tea. The first time in months might I add. And this vid pops up. Nice

  • @yesimant
    @yesimant 5 років тому +4

    I love these vids the stream yesterday was spectactular game theory made a video and talked about you it was about portals boots

  • @heronofalexandria91
    @heronofalexandria91 5 років тому +4

    By King Alfreds beard this tea is fantastic.

  • @genova35
    @genova35 5 років тому +3

    me: watches video
    Lathland: "i dont watch videos that spoil the game"
    me: good.

  • @Waffamaniac
    @Waffamaniac 5 років тому +13

    Aha yes! Going to grab my invisible tea and watch a english man colonize space

  • @salisar83
    @salisar83 5 років тому +3

    I came all the way from Canada to get Yorkshire tea from a tea shop in Yorkshire. It was very good.

  • @randomrant3886
    @randomrant3886 5 років тому +2

    I love this channel. Stellaris seems fun too. Kind of like Ascendancy way back when.

  • @cmjmilk9958
    @cmjmilk9958 5 років тому +6

    This Is The True Power Of Yorkshire Tea