Stellaris IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Worst Ship Only Challenge
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- Stellaris is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. The game is a grand stratergy sci fi 4x empire building game. You start as a small galactic kingdom and most expand either wide or tall and eventually take over the entire galaxy whilst dealing with a very exciting story system. Like most Paradox Interactive Grand Strategy games it features real time strategy (RTS) elements instead of turn based. Which in my opinion adds a fair amount into a 4x game. Stellaris is about as close as modern games have come to the fantastic sins of a solar empire series. Today however we investigate how effective using the worst ship challenge is in vanilla ironman stellaris. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used 10 of the weakest ships in the game to defeat the space dragon. and Can you beat Stellaris with only the worst ship? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Stellaris challenge!
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Title: Stellaris IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Worst Ship Only Challenge
#funny #montage #Stellaris
Spiff I know you said Stellaris doesn't have Tea in it, but if you have the Advisor voice "The Diplomat" one of their lines is.
"Knowledge. Discovery, Compassion, Integrity and Hot Tea."
I hope Spiff sees this so he'll know Stellaris does indeed have tea.
then why is it not an ingame resource or tresure? common developers
@@Akario3 Maybe they know that tea is only for poor people that can't afford a decent cup of coffee? ;)
@@Akario3 It being a treasure implies that tea is rare. Which it cannot be. Unless you have let Her Mas down.
@@reginadea2821 its because a. tea is a treasure that can be aquired by everyone today b. maybe in the space era it is lost and uncovered,thus a treasure
@Ctuchik Tea is the beverage of gods, coffee is for the SCUM of the Earth!
Stellaris is probably tied with Crusader Kings 2 and Rimworld with the amount if warcrimes you can do
so fast PogU
Yes
Hol up
oh damn heya Justin y it's been awhile
Nah, as much as I hate to admit, I think Rimworld has more war crimes than Stellaris.
Spiff: nobody can stop me, not even Reono Ke
UA-cam: Here is an ad
I was laughing so hard
5:23 “Nothing can stop me. Not even Reanu Keeves.”
Reanu Keeves: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
What about Dr. Hodd Toward?
What is god before that which shat him out shortly before afternoon tea?
We will say "forkgive me" and he will eat our souls
Spiff: *_HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME CHILD_*
Reanu Keeves is the implacable man.
The only thing which might delay Reanu is your instantaneous travel between the stars.
Spiff: "Nothing can stop me. Not even Reanu Keeves.”
Reanu Keeves: "Hold my Skooma."
Only because Skyrim is holding Reanu Keeves back! Wait till he gets free!
@@delectableangel1986 Please do not say these things, we all act like it's no big deal but honestly we are all very scared, one day it'll happen... So scary...
@@thelorp5186 Don't you worry lad, TES VI is coming. Yet another layer of mods and lore and clipping meshes to keep the devourer locked away. Todd and the boys will carry out that duty until they die. Thank you, Todd. We should all be so brave.
@@andor888 thank god
Surely the Spiffing Brit cannot stop Autism Cat in all his unfathomable glory.
"Nothing can stop me, ladies and gentlemen. Not even Rea-"
*commercial*
"-nu Keeves."
I'm scared, Spiff.
It happened to me as well, what the hell?
What are these commercial things you refer to?
It was the best line
His name is too powerful to be said in one breath.
I had a law-enforcement comercial, you were lucky
ASpec: *teleports behind Spiff*
Spiff: *teleports behind ASpec*
who's aspec???
@@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou a famous stellaris youtuber
@@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou the Overlord of the Stellaris UA-cam community. Seriously.
@@jmgollde843 ah ok
Aspec uses max speed
Spiff uses invisible fleet
Aspec uses 90% evasion
Spiff uses tracking
*35 on Trending for Gaming*
*Around 25,000 Players on Stellaris online at the moment*
*OH NO*
Paradox goes into panic mode.
@@mischaprudon3316 I bet these glitches will be in the next hotfix lists xD
@@manug2508 they are all on holiday. No one in the games industry works in july or august, are you new here?
Almost to sixty haha
@@METALFREAK03 Wut
Watching this in June 2020, funny how his Minecraft server is a huge hit and in general is an absolute blast.
I dont want to do minecraft, fast forward in time, is god king of his own minecraft comical RP server
Same
Same
Same but October 2020 lmao
"a fantastically difficult 30,000 likes..."
4 hours later... «DING!!»
we did it in less than a day, sorry spiff
ask and ye shall'th reseve
i had the same exact thought
I'm so proud of this community.
poor spiff
Spiff, has it ever occurred to you that the game assumes your empire is built upon tea, and thus no explanation is necessary?
Tea is represented in both food and consumer goods.
I just got back from the UK, I'm an American, and when customs asked me "Sir what contraband do you have to declare?" I opened my suitcase to reveal 4 boxes of Yorkshire tea. The dude died laughing and it was the best decision I've ever made, cheers.
Officer, a murder has been committed.
r/thathappened
And then everyone clapped
I'm going to do that.
I didn’t know drinking cheap tea can give you hallucination
1 minute in and for some reason I am feeling like Spiff is slowly trying to turn the world into We Happy Few.
We all need a goal in life
Yeah true that
UA-cam is a PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
@@thespiffingbrit want to point out that UA-cam is not a video game
@@amitgabay3721 nor is the steam sale but he did that anyway
@@Paul24681000 fair point
@@amitgabay3721 is it not? There adre videos, rules, and if you are good, the rewards will pile
@@thespiffingbrit yes
I like how spiff doesn't realize that by constantly bringing up yorkshire tea he will quite possibly never get a sponsorship. Because he is constantly giving them free advertising.
THIS! I've been thinking the same thing for so long lmao my guy is golden advertisement for Yorkshire Tea. I'd never heard of it before TSB
I kinda want to buy some ytg, after watching so many of his videos
@@kunderthunt same tho, have considered it
I actually could not resist buying a box of Yorkshire Tea upon seeing one in a store once :D it was alright, though a bit too expensive to my taste
He owns stock. Or should I say"STONKS".
the moment my tea is ready this video poped up....coincidence I THINK NOT
Delicious...
Poped ,verb
Def: when the leader of the roman catholic church makes a sudden visit
same
Bruh moment
oh vary nice video!!! but... dear spiffy please make video about Victoria 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS. PLEASE... Like it for spiff see it!!!!(I'll subscribe to you and put a like under all of your videos)
Yes my fellow British imperialist i had the same idea before the video was uploaded
How gentlemanly of you to overestimate the number of friendships I have.
Fleet: Sir, they outnumber us three to one
The Spiffing Brit: only three to one? I almost feel bad about how easy this'll be. almost.
"then it is a fair fight"
40k likes in a single day, this is almost "the spiffing brit is a perfectly balanced brit and has no exploits"
The Codex Astartes approves this course of action.
I know exactly how I want to exploit The Spiffing Brit.
@@kennethern1232 keep the horny in the dms ffs
"A fantastically difficult 30K likes"
*hits 31K in a few hours*
RIP
Step 1 - Complete Genetic Ascendancy.
Step 2 - Modify a plant-type species to have 'delicious' and rename them Tea.
Step 3 - Turn the species into livestock.
Ta-da! Tea in Stellaris!
Rory Phillips wait you can do that ? How !
Okay, that is actually pretty genius lol
Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom do traditions and certain techs to get the ascendancy use the ascendancy to go into your species on a plantoid and creat a template of it with the delicious trait ( yes that exists) and then set their species rights to livestock. Nice you have tea
Did you know some scientists discovered that plants actually scream in a very high pitch, inaudible to humans, but not special mics, when in lack of water or distress like some animal eating it or when we take out some leaves? You can search it up!
I feel like that's a crime against sapience
8 hours after posting, and it has 31,000 likes. MINECRAFT TIME
Oh, gods, Deus Ex would be fun.
I swear this channel has the etiquette of a Brit and the cheapness of Chineese products.
Thank the Queen for that.
The Spiffing Brit do the Minecraft video
@@djcj1425 try to beat pewdiepie's views on Minecraft
@@thespiffingbrit or play minecrafts
Don't forget tea.
*Plays stellaris, is on the other side of the galaxy* Spiff: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
Sir Spiff: Doesn't care about consequences
Also Sir Spiff: Uploads Steam exploit video and begs Valve not to ban him.
The audience: YES.
FrostDragon97 it's actually Sir Reverend Dr. Spiff of Sealand (doctorate in kajiit trading from the university of Australia)
@@loganhawkes9521 Sorry. Honest mistake. The lad has so many titles it's hard to keep track. Might just get more difficult the longer we keep this going.
@@loganhawkes9521 Don't forget his Duchy! Duke Sir Reverend Dr. Spiff of Sealand, doctor of Khajit Trading.
The AI actually is aware of that invisible fleet exploit. During my game I ordered my ships to attack the AI and they just stood there while the enemy destroyed my entire fleet with 10 corvettes.
Me too and i couldnt figure it out. Just realised this is how and why're
I once lost my entire fleet becouse of that.
how i imagine the places when he played with that happiness slider.
-'you wanna have cupcakes today darling?'
'of course! I lov-HATE CUPCAKES ARE YOU STUPID? GET ME MY PITCHFORK BERTHA IM GONNA WRECK THIS GOVERN-can you make them with blueberries, honey?'
These slick animations are really nice, Lord Spiff. *slurps some glorious Yorkshire Tea*
"instant colony option"
*The entirety of Britain likes this*
Nothing can stop me ladies and gentlemen, not even ro... "Ad plays" 🙃
Taxi company ad and food delivery lol
Dude i can skip any ads and i don't see any ads
@@yers7638 not all of them are skipable
@@Hirokuro_Asura I litterarly just skiped all of the ads i can make video how to skip ads. I even tested on 4 different phone it was easy
@@yers7638 Good for you man.👌
6 hours ago: I don't want to play Minecraft, but I'll make one if this video hits 30K likes
(28K likes later)
Steve: "I am inevitable"
"And I'm, DISLIKES"
D loo
50k+ already, it's the next day.
But what about....
10 corvettes against 10 corvettes?
Will they fight until the end of the universe? 🤔
Aspie Power no because 10 corvettes is within itself both an unstoppable force and an immovable object.
Therefore, an unstoppable force would meet an immovable object. And vice versa. But who would win? No one.because when they met the universe would end and the corvettes would fight eternally afterwards.
So to answer your question, no. They would not fight until the end of the universe. They will fight eternally beyond the end of the universe.
You’re welcome, everyone.
(Btw feel free to leave criticism, although it is futile as I simply can’t be bothered.)
@@Stringmuse If neither of them see eachother, they'd never fight
Spiff: *plays Stellaris*
Me: *happy noises*
Me: sees thumbnail
oh lord, he's gonna do the corvette spam strategy, right?
Edit: he used GUI so... still exploiting.
Someone made a mod before this video was released that converted all food into tea...
The idea of Tea: 1) grow a tea tree. 2) carefully pick leaves 3)dry them out and crumble them up 4) rinse them off in hot water 5) throw the tea leafs away 6) DRINK THE DIRTY WATER.
You forgot the final step. Spit out that dirty tea, toss your tea trea and go buy yourself some real tea. Yorkshire Tea.
@@newgirlde So what, Yorkshire tea isn't tea? Because otherwise it just skips steps 1-3.
@@radordekeche947 Yorkshire tea is magic.
Spiffing, I cant believe you didn't change the ship prefix to HMS.
I can't believe it!
You can open these commands in one single GUI window, just by using spaces between commands.
Oh my! The British Empire has finally started colonizing the galaxy! As it should!
In The Mind of Kibara RULE BRITTANIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE STARS!
YES, Star wars now will be for the balance between tea ( good ) and coffee ( evil )
Has Britain held even a single colony?
@@Alexander59059 well, Gibraltar, and theoreticaly Canada and Australia, and some island in the african sea, Falklands
"a fantastically difficult 30,000 likes..."
*looks at likes
51k
>asks for 30k likes
>gets nearly 60k
and now it's nearly 500,000
@@generalriot1804 Likes, riot, not views XD
"up next: Minecraftis a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
@The Spiffing Brit
its alraedy 66,851 LIKES - where's that Minecraft Multiplayer Balanced and NO Exploite Video!
Yorkshire tea is really missing out if they haven't jumped on sponsoring Spiff... that or they are well aware of Spiff and are just mooching off the free advertisement for their tea.
Malhavoc Dovahbear mooches
Well, they are British.
Game: *I am Ironman!*
The Spiffing Brit: *I am inevitable!*
This reference deserves far more likes for it's cleverness, hats off to you sir.
"I don't want to make a minecraft video."
Later: 2 videos, some streams, and a whole server
Even Reanu Keeves can´t stop me.
That´s where you´r wrong kiddo
I think you need to download a tea mod before you start playing Minecraft, though.
I'm sure he'll make do with the slave trading
AppleMilk&Tea is one, but it’s also a Japanese mod and really hard to figure out what it does
According to an article by "The Drum," Yorkshire tea sales in the United States have increased nearly tenfold over last year.
Who knows why that brand in particular...
My good sir! You should not be ashamed to play minecraft, you may create a grand cathedral to the Church Of Tea!
The kilnigjs dof ehhd
It's not a strategy game but Elite Dangerous literary let's you do nothing but transport hundreds of tons of tea across the galaxy and make a profit from it
Pretty much!
There is even an achievement/trophy for buying 1,000 tons of the stuff on console called "How Very English". The picture for it on Xbox is a guy with a handlbar mustache wearing a flight suit, top hat, and a cane holding up a cup of tea (pinkie finger extended).
Yass
Dong Liong, the only person to challenge Reanu Kives
I have edited this comment so now only a few of the replies make any sense
It is better when you drink tea while munhing on chocolate bar or even better...
*dips chocolate bar into tea*
Chocolate is made from beans.
Coffee is made from beans.
Coffee is bean juice.
Hot Chocolate is bean juice.
I prefer ice juice
you spelled intellectual wrong. fuck you, idiot.
@@andrewoffutt9505 r/iamverysmart
I'm waiting for the day that Yorkshire Tea sponsors Spiff and for someone to make a game that does nothing but deal with tea that is perfectly balanced for Spiff
Only time will tell lol
They already sponsored him
Making TEA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED ACTION WITH NO EXPLOITS - Creating the perfect tea
To be fair, I have seen AI doing exactly the same, so it's probably a feature.
Ui Ytresen "diificutly settings"
It just works!
This reminds me of one of my favorite games "Sins of a Solar Empire" I would love to see how perfectly balanced that game is!
Can't wait for Spiff to play any warhammer games and make *Tea God*
_Tea for the Tea God!_
Cleansing the grimdark future of the heretical coffee cultists.
To the top
Cups for the Cup Throne!
Does the Tea God... Tea Bag?
Minecraft would be fun, but I'm still thinking about that Heroes of Might and Magic 3 tease from earlier.
I really hope to see HOMM3 soon
Someday you should get an actual tea sponsor like really you make me wanna drink tea a lot more than any comercial on TV
Is it ASpec? Is it Spiff? Is it an 80k stack of dropships full of tea-wielding redcoats? I don't even know anymore.
Finally.....
I'll be able to win a Stellaris game. It's not cheating, I just didn't know how to play correctly.
PhantomSavage its not cheating, it's surprise luck
it's not cheating, it's feature.... oh... wait!
Be quick, I can hear the devs fixing this already
When you activate instant move, all the ship captains just start playing Eurobeats.
They activate *BOOST POWER* from F-Zero X on Big Blue, while simultaneously singing "let it go!"
Blink Drives
"The most powerful fleet is 10 Corvettes."
*Harley Earl's ghost nods approvingly from Heaven*
You should play and exploit XCOM 2 !
To show you the power of invisible fleets, i sawed this empire in half!
You should showcase the exploit in Factorio where you can pass 16 real world hours in just five more minutes.
yeah, tje timeskip glitches in this game can be very weird.
KSP also have them.
Would you please do Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?
Which you can cheese at will with notepad.
Spiff: "Nothing can stop me ladies and gentlemen"
UA-cam ad: " I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Spiff: "tea is the only drink you should drink"
Also Spiff: selling coffee mugs
*Tea mug
*extra large tea cup
They are for tea only!
You say “broken game exploit” I say “ Hidden feature”
Wow thanks for the likes 👍🏼👍🏼
I am going to Alaska today so after the 10 days I would be there I can imagine I will have 1000 likes.
"Surprise mechanics"
"Surprise win mechanics".
I say cheating. This is no different than playing Doom with IDDQD
Skyrim has a lot of "hidden features"
@@theonecorgi Skyrim sucks ass.
I like to believe that tea is part of the "Consumer Goods" or "Food" resource, allowing tea to be present in a galactic empire.
Gotta be honest, Spiff... My tea consumption has increased exponentially since I started watching your videos. Keep up the fantastic work.
Hold on right there, Spiff. You promised a Black & White video! I'm calling Scotland Yard.
He's british, why are you calling scottish people to hunt do- ooohhh, they just want their *FREEEDOOOOM* ! ... Now i got it.
I love how Spiff consistently underestimates the CommuniTea when setting like goals.
6k likes in 1 hour, i rekon the Minecraft video is coming..
Minecraft is good game
20k after 6 hours. We're getting there.
Thats not 20k at 6 hours. Thats 28k
@@wesleyguy7348 29k now.
@@cl4ster17 30K !!!!!!!!!!
You should do xcom 2, I'm sure that you can destroy that game and its many game modes!
nope there are not any exploits in that game
@@sixtysyxti3235 you clearly are new to Spiff
I need that so I can actually beat the game
@Damian Casas If there is one thing I learned about playing games is that there are always bugs or glitches and where there are bugs or glitches an exploit can be found.
@Damian Casas But hey, you may be right that XCOM 2 might be a game that is unexploitable, but I've played the game more than enough to know that aint no bug or glitch free game and that is why I believe XCOM 2 is exploitable.
"Not even Reanu Keeves can stop me"
You should have said that, he's coming
Still waiting for my BD gift sir spiff.
Where is my poster of the queen?
Ur bad dragon gift?
@@ManCheat2 His body double of the Brit himself.
I got an actual Yorkshire tea ad on TV today, how quaint
Yorkshire Tea: so we'll give you no money...
Spiff: I don't like where this is going
Yorkshire Tea: and you'll promote tea
Spiff: DONE
Ahhh. That moment when you open a new box of Earl Grey.
Heresy.
Oh Spiff your country is proud of you. Once again the flag flies over everything and the queen smiles
A meticulous biologist scientist named Dong Liong is hilarious on multiple levels
I will drink... Iced Tea!
Just kidding, me and my crippling Coke Addiction.
Same
I just had fantastic earl grey with a bit of lemon while I was watching this lovely pice of art video. Keep up the good work kind sir.
One of these days, I'll really have a cup of tea watching one of Spiff's videos, and I'll stop living a lie.
I love these vids the stream yesterday was spectactular game theory made a video and talked about you it was about portals boots
Is this Aspec's second channel? He kinda sounds different in this one.
Spiff, you can grow tea in space. Here are the steps to grow your own tea farm in space:
1. Create a plantoid species called Yorkshire
2. Give them the delicious trait and fast breeders
3. Create the Brits empire
4. Enslave the Yorkshire and set them as livestock
5. Enjoy
How do you feel about Bigelow tea Spiff? No Yorkshire in town, and was looking at good replacement
make reanu keeves a vampire lord with something of insane armor resist(quicksave before incase it ruins his looks)
I came all the way from Canada to get Yorkshire tea from a tea shop in Yorkshire. It was very good.
Minecraft would be awesome but I’d really like kenshi or age of empires 3
Ew aoe3.
What a letdown from the originals.
Still waiting on the second..... "Weekly Stellaris stream" with womble 😭
I love this channel. Stellaris seems fun too. Kind of like Ascendancy way back when.
29,000 already. Hope you're downloading minecraft spiff.
Update: 30k already. I don't even think that was enough time to download, install, and update minecraft....
The game is freaking tiny anyway...
Please play heroes of night and magic 3 the complete edition. That game is perfect for your content. You can Livestream how you learn the game and I'm sure you'll have lots of fun.
*sips Red Rose Irish Breakfast*
A Brit running a massive empire by cheating with an unstoppable fleet. Sounds on brand.
I got an advertisement during your advertisement. Thats crazy, life is truly hell.
I haven't had tea, but the way the spif describes it, I should try it.
HONESTLY all jokes and memes aside tea is easily one of the best beverages out there. You can drink it nice and hot and it'll have a real smooth and calming taste to it and it's perfect for breakfast or to enjoy with food in general. You can enjoy it as Ice tea and put a little more sugar in it and it honestly tastes sometimes far better than your average sodas does and is FAR healthier to you than those sodas are! And all this comes from a coffee guy! Also if you're really wanna have the best tea experience don't buy those tea bags buy the boxes with just powder in them so you can adjust how strong you want your tea (general rule to follow is 1 teaspoon for every 1dl but I like to add 1 extra to make it a bit stronger)
Are you from Yorkshire tea?
When will you do FAF (Supreme commander forged alliance)?
FAF is Forged Alliance Forever lul, it's just unofficial support for multiplayer its not game itself
@@babuwu8824 Surprised anyone in the modern day know anything about Supreme Commander.
@@halcionkoenig243 I'm RTS nerd 🤓
I require this and tea.
OMG YES! (actually, he could also do Supreme commander 2. Certain units are just completely broken. For example, the cybran research complex which spawns an experimental everytime the experimental dies FOR FREE)
You piqued my interest so much in Yorkshire tea that I bought a 80 count metal tin of Yorkshire gold and I can say this quite good
18:50
*10 single* corvettes
Err how does "10 single" even work
they are not in a relationship