Why the Adeptus Mechanicus has the best humor

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  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch  2 роки тому +2217

    So for some reason, this is doing numbers.
    If this is my legacy, I gladly accept it.

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 2 роки тому +3

    • @Vapourwear
      @Vapourwear 2 роки тому +42

      You have received the favor of the Algorithmessiah! *Continues Binharic Chanting*

    • @20storiesunder
      @20storiesunder 2 роки тому +7

      You shall be our tecnomessiah

    • @pyrobuddy2350
      @pyrobuddy2350 2 роки тому +7

      So... where is humor?

    • @ascendant2-7
      @ascendant2-7 2 роки тому +4

      You have been blessed by the Omnissiah for the Omnissiah has decrlared your video worthy of being in the Recommendations of the masses.

  • @retropunk_20XX
    @retropunk_20XX 2 роки тому +5413

    I love how this tech priest is approached by a man in important looking armor (Presumably with a mark of the inquisition) and his first reaction is to screech at him like a dying sound system

    • @thatorangeguy3646
      @thatorangeguy3646 2 роки тому +687

      Its how the mechaicu speak to each other, basically audible code decompiled through there "ears"
      So its his version of talking in a native language when seeing someone vaugely similair

    • @nairda55555
      @nairda55555 Рік тому +326

      @@thatorangeguy3646 basically two phones speaking in dialup

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos Рік тому +210

      @@nairda55555 more like two enigma machines screeching at each other, but you are not wrong

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 Рік тому +103

      Though he is now an inquisitor, he was initiated on the path of the Machine, so, in a panick, he was confused for another techpriest by his fellow.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Рік тому +197

      When someone comes up to you clad in Mars’ own red, brandishing mechadendrites and augmetics while surfing on a disc of mechanical spider legs, hitting it up in binaric speech is the logical and sane response

  • @Vladthestud
    @Vladthestud 2 роки тому +6997

    The best one from the game is this: Initiating Empathy modulator .... Attempt Failed

  • @urthofthenewsun8465
    @urthofthenewsun8465 2 роки тому +5019

    I like that the Techpriest uses his customer service voice to talk to the Inquisitor. He sounds like Tesco’s self-checkout machine.

    • @bryank5523
      @bryank5523 2 роки тому +121

      I named my tech-inquisitor "TECH SUPPORT XVI"

    • @AlexGoldhill
      @AlexGoldhill 2 роки тому +100

      Unexpected Xenos in the Data-Vault.

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 2 роки тому +15

      @@AlexGoldhill Please remove Xenos from the Data-Vault Area.

    • @nyleen
      @nyleen 2 роки тому +20

      This is a highly relatable comment.

    • @bigb961111
      @bigb961111 2 роки тому +18

      gotta say i just came from ireland with that tesco self checkout voice fresh in my head and they are so comparable lol

  • @tavrincallas3218
    @tavrincallas3218 Рік тому +739

    Mechanicus has a pretty funny piece of dialogue where the priest who only cares about technology clashes with the skitarii commander, who's worried about her men, and the priest's response is ERROR: damn not found

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 9 місяців тому +121

      Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola: [[[Error]]] Damn not found.
      Cracked me up as well

    • @Spiderella3959
      @Spiderella3959 8 місяців тому +62

      Fucks: out of stock, so to speak

  • @sheepwrecked9883
    @sheepwrecked9883 2 роки тому +744

    This man is just straight up speaking microwave

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch  2 роки тому +53

      That really got me. Well done

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Рік тому +16

      Now i need to find one that speaks printer

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 Рік тому +9

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 And i'll fing one that speaks toaster.

    • @avaius
      @avaius Рік тому +6

      Do you think I could find one who speaks washing machine? I need someone to calm its machine spirit so it isn't so loud all the time...

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +6

      Can I speak to the priest who speaks industrial table saw? The one at work keeps edging the board out of alignment and I want to know why

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 Рік тому +718

    Not gonna lie, the inquistor knowing how to respond and apparently understanding tech-cant makes him far superior already as an inqusitor

    • @Archimonde45
      @Archimonde45 Рік тому +90

      It helps that he's playing as the tech priest class.

    • @argentaegis
      @argentaegis 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Archimonde45 How's that work? Engine-seer gets recruited? Actual tech-adept gets pulled in like a Deathwatch marine? Tech-priest is in the inquisition for "you're not cleared for that" reasons?

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 5 місяців тому

      @@argentaegis He's a tech adept who got recruited by the Inquisition. So they are be introduced to the secrets of the Cult Mechanicus, but recruited by an inquisitor before they swear loyalty to Mars as a full tech-priest. A proper tech-priest wouldn't be made an explicator let alone an inquisitor, and they wouldn't be allowed to renounce their vows to the Machine God and just walk away either.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 місяців тому +4

      @@argentaegis He was probably in another Inquisitor's retinue and got promoted

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 3 дні тому

      ​@@argentaegis actually? Yes. Inquisitors can and do recruit Acolytes from the most unexpected places.

  • @changer_of_ways_999
    @changer_of_ways_999 2 роки тому +2330

    It's funny. When I first got into 40k, I always thought "These robo-monks are fucking weird."
    But once I came to realize everything is fucking weird and accepted, even cherished it, I thought, "These robo monks are fucking awesome."

    • @lonktheponk
      @lonktheponk 2 роки тому +189

      So, you're saying that you realized the weakness of the flesh, and have started craving the strength and certainty of steel? Praise the Omnissiah, a convert!

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos 2 роки тому +35

      Very well, join us adept

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 Рік тому +40

      I have come to think that these robo-monks might be more sane then a large portion of that galaxy...

    • @skipperg4436
      @skipperg4436 Рік тому +16

      @@lonktheponk the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 Рік тому +11

      @@lonktheponk *PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!*

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 3 роки тому +4651

    Gotta love that GW polish. Bloodstains sliding across the floor, disappearing and reappearing. That's the real joke.

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 роки тому +140

      @Xfireball What about Mechanicus?

    • @robberyproductions1363
      @robberyproductions1363 2 роки тому +205

      @@notsocrazytank707 It has its ups and Downs, but overall a solid game

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 2 роки тому +242

      @@robberyproductions1363 Good answer
      *retracts mechadendrite hive*

    • @scordova98
      @scordova98 2 роки тому +48

      Tis but an effect of the warp

    • @yaboy821
      @yaboy821 2 роки тому +44

      GW didn't make the game

  • @beidouenjoyer6192
    @beidouenjoyer6192 2 роки тому +939

    He has a built in funny box I see nice.

  • @andrewdelaerranz9648
    @andrewdelaerranz9648 2 роки тому +1689

    My headcannon for the blood moving is that they are in the warp, otherwise it'd be a very unpolished game, and we don't want that, right?

    • @ganii1804
      @ganii1804 2 роки тому +154

      lmfao ultimate marketing technique, just call the bugs as part of the lore or some shit

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 2 роки тому +15

      Dark Eldar in the Warp ?

    • @allmight9840
      @allmight9840 2 роки тому +9

      @Bolik DE clearly they just can't spell webway

    • @MEGABUMSTENCH
      @MEGABUMSTENCH 2 роки тому +2

      @@bolikde9389 ya mam! IN THE WARP?

    • @MaxRavenclaw
      @MaxRavenclaw 2 роки тому +7

      Am I the only one who thinks the blood is actually on the camera, which is wobbling?

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ Рік тому +171

    For anyone wondering standard speech is considered suboptimal because that screeching conveys information like a computer and can therefore operate way faster with way more information, tech priests can have like 200 conversations in two seconds of screeching.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому +22

      And one could assume they're also able to process it all that fast.
      And now I'm jealous of the Adeptus Mechanicus, again. Every time I run into them I get jealous...

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 9 місяців тому +4

      AHahAAAAAA! Magnificent. So that's what Cawl does in his free time.

    • @RookieREX
      @RookieREX 8 місяців тому +11

      seconds of effecient communication
      years of hearing damage

    • @KeterMalkuth
      @KeterMalkuth 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@katanah3195"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

    • @DylanJo123
      @DylanJo123 6 місяців тому

      ​@@RookieREX
      Thats because your ears suffer from the weakness of flesh. Time to go to your local tech priest and get some auditory augments

  • @yngvaldr
    @yngvaldr 2 роки тому +369

    WARNING: Priority of social interaction currently ranked, at zero(0).
    Yeah I feel that.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 6 місяців тому

      Error: Damn not found. The number of available fucks to be distributed, 0.

    • @sandgunslinger2739
      @sandgunslinger2739 5 місяців тому +2

      Relatable

  • @zimnylech527
    @zimnylech527 2 роки тому +878

    That's nothing compared to the raw savagery of Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola from Mechanicus:
    [[[ERROR]]] DAMN NOT FOUND.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 2 роки тому +77

      Scaevola has no chill

    • @aaronkreidl5217
      @aaronkreidl5217 2 роки тому +51

      What about the 'YOU CANNOT UNLESS CANTICLE'

    • @MerlynCooper
      @MerlynCooper 2 роки тому +21

      I want to build Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola for my Stygies VIII force, I've yet to find a decent model to base it on!

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 2 роки тому +20

      Tech Acquisitor Scaevola don't care

    • @conorflanagan9000
      @conorflanagan9000 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah, Mechanicus has a way of portraying the AdMech I haven't seen elsewhere, and it really is perfection

  • @nervaaugustus7089
    @nervaaugustus7089 9 місяців тому +20

    "Reverting to sub-standard audio output." - Fine, if we have to speak in *meat* languages...
    "Warning: Priority of social interaction currently ranked at zero." - I have better things to be doing than talking to you.
    This techpriest just unabashedly sassed an inquisitor. *AN INQUISITOR.* Seriously, this priest has some brass bolt fastenings.

    • @moistjohn
      @moistjohn 9 місяців тому +2

      He knows the inquisitor can't touch him without risking his access to gear and technical support.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 місяців тому +2

      The AdMech gets away with a *lot.*

  • @arcdecibel9986
    @arcdecibel9986 Рік тому +234

    For those of you not familiar with the Holy Lingua Technis, this Techpreist was actually gaming on a dial-up connection when the Inquisitor walked up. That wasn't his voice, it was his modem, and he tried to conveniently cover that up by speaking through vox-hailers. It is a common affliction of our Blessed Order.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 9 місяців тому +4

      This is actually adorable weirdly enough.

    • @The0Stroy
      @The0Stroy 9 місяців тому +2

      It was his voice and modem. For techpreist it's one and same after all...

  • @Loydthehighwayman
    @Loydthehighwayman 2 роки тому +1773

    Is the ship inside the Warp? Because else i can´t explain why is the floor moving.

    • @Lollocide
      @Lollocide 2 роки тому +108

      Too much Obscura, my boy.

    • @onelividguardsman5681
      @onelividguardsman5681 2 роки тому +111

      Slaanesh slipped some LSD to the player when they weren't looking.

    • @rfc1526
      @rfc1526 2 роки тому +27

      The motive force is at work!

    • @mianoxide1199
      @mianoxide1199 2 роки тому +21

      Damn Gellar field is on the fritz

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 2 роки тому +8

      @@onelividguardsman5681 nah the cameraman and camera are drugged up.

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 2 роки тому +163

    0:02 what everyone first hears when they attempt to converse with me, who is always half dazed, half angered and 100% machine and coffee fueled living in pure agony

  • @spyciarz170
    @spyciarz170 2 роки тому +47

    "In the service of the Omnissiah."
    Lad speaks like an employee.

  • @ysgramornorris2452
    @ysgramornorris2452 Рік тому +23

    "The rank of Articifer is unknown to me."
    "Apologies. My voice actor malfunctioned."

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 2 роки тому +108

    Warning: Priority of social interaction currently ranked as zero.
    These are my kind of mechbois

  • @MrZylix-6
    @MrZylix-6 Рік тому +67

    I love the irony of this Techpriest reverting to what he believes is suboptimal speech and them mistakingly saying “Aticifer” instead of “Artificer”, it may have just been a voice actor’s slip up, but it’s my head cannon that this was the teachpriest as a character proving his point. 😂

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому +17

      Tech priests usually speak binary amongst themselves and they tend to keep to themselves and not deal with fleshbags more than necessary. It strikes me as unintentional on the tech priest's part, portraying that he's speaking his second language and isn't as fluent as he could be.

    • @mt000mp
      @mt000mp Рік тому +4

      the flaw comes from flesh, spare your withering voice box for some AI voice actors.

    • @jamesestrella5911
      @jamesestrella5911 7 місяців тому +2

      Given the context, probably deliberate.

    • @cursedgeorge939
      @cursedgeorge939 7 місяців тому +7

      He does say artificer correctly; he just has this thing called an English accent.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 6 місяців тому +2

      Have you considered the fact that maybe he has an English accent?

  • @elpoturu
    @elpoturu 11 місяців тому +15

    Later on in the campaign the Inquisitor is looking for the remains of another Inquisitor and when he reaches the supposed burial site he tells the Adept he can't find the body to which he responds:
    "Do you require a primer on the rate of human decomposition across the millenia?"
    Him and the Magos Biologis are the funniest character by far

  • @thomastegroen1274
    @thomastegroen1274 2 роки тому +56

    "Articifer"?
    A truly sub-standard audio output.

    • @gerryjtierney
      @gerryjtierney 2 роки тому

      Seriously

    • @wizzolo
      @wizzolo 2 роки тому +1

      yeah very bad QA...

    • @LichKingg23
      @LichKingg23 2 роки тому +7

      I think that is part of the Joke. Ad Mechs truly dont like to use normal speach, too cluncky and slow, metalich screeching is cleary the superior method of speech, anyway, he speaking like a text to speech and wrongly on top pf that is funny.

  • @thestoryteller1807
    @thestoryteller1807 5 місяців тому +4

    "Priority status on social interaction is currently ranked zero."
    me 25 hours a day

  • @Consural
    @Consural 9 місяців тому +7

    "Warning: Priority of social interaction currently ranked as zero."
    I'm gonna be using this line from now on.

  • @slayerone7
    @slayerone7 2 роки тому +20

    everybody gangster until mechanicus tech-priest start rapping in metallic screeching

  • @hardboiled7467
    @hardboiled7467 2 роки тому +45

    _sees moving blood_
    That's it, too much blood for the blood god today

  • @Reignor99
    @Reignor99 Рік тому +6

    To hope is a symptom of the weakness of flesh. To calculate is divine.

  • @Fransens
    @Fransens 2 роки тому +89

    Nice to see that after all this time the bloodstains are still possessed.
    You'd think QA would have watched that cutscene at least once by now.

    • @predictless1009
      @predictless1009 2 роки тому +11

      QA stands for Quality Assurance. They don't fix bugs, they search and report them to development team.

    • @TensaZangetsu1200
      @TensaZangetsu1200 Рік тому +1

      QA slander must stop

    • @Fransens
      @Fransens 8 місяців тому +1

      @@predictless1009 Yes, and after QA catches stuff like that they forward it so it can be fixed. My point still stands. Though I'd have to install the game to see if it's still happening.

    • @predictless1009
      @predictless1009 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Fransens If it is not fixed, then I think development team is already done with this game and gone.

  • @LichKingg23
    @LichKingg23 2 роки тому +53

    The joke is very fun, it would've been funnier if the Adept just kept the Metalic Screeching. There are problems tho, compare the voice here to the voice of Mechanicus Intro/Teaser and there is a... lore problem, Inquisitors have been trying to understand the Techna Lingua since inception and they have failed everytime. Well, minor problem for the avarage 40k enjoyer, but I'm a toast lover to the heart and this makes my emotion vaults be full with disgust.

    • @arcbinder
      @arcbinder 2 роки тому +52

      The inquisitor is an ex-mechanicus adept, though, so he has skills others don't.

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 2 роки тому +143

    Ok I get bloodstains phasing out, don’t wanna take up computer processing power, but why do they phase back in??

    • @Wolfiewolfiewolfie
      @Wolfiewolfiewolfie 2 роки тому +22

      The texture layer containing the blood is moving about. Pretty sure it's the same layer the lights are on, which gives the ship the feel of being in motion even when you're standing still. Also the same layer as the water when planetside. They're actually moving underneath the floor then floating back above it.

  • @simon-xavierchartrand5723
    @simon-xavierchartrand5723 6 місяців тому +3

    no matter how many times I listen, the tech-priest keeps introducing himself as an "articifer" rather then an "artificer" like the subtitles captioned

  • @Caddy666
    @Caddy666 2 роки тому +15

    would've been much funnier if they'd have used a modem screech

  • @carasscone4624
    @carasscone4624 2 роки тому +48

    i thought i was seeing things but nope its the blood god 's power moving the bloody floor

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak 5 місяців тому +2

    This is just a normal and polite, Tech-priest conversation.

  • @G-Man01
    @G-Man01 8 місяців тому +3

    Mechanicus had the best sound treatment, vocals, atmosphere and soundtrack for these guys hands down.

  • @bleachdrinker5448
    @bleachdrinker5448 2 роки тому +19

    The only good stuff from the Mechanicus involves the best waifu. Mostly because you get an entire mission of her arguing with him.

  • @humanguyalsoperson7987
    @humanguyalsoperson7987 2 роки тому +7

    i like how the tech priest do all these rituals to get there stuff to work while we just smack our tv a few times and good as new

    • @myliqlanier6329
      @myliqlanier6329 2 роки тому +2

      We uhh... probably shouldn't tell them about percussive matinence. We would probably get turned into servitors... if we're lucky.

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 2 роки тому +4

      @@myliqlanier6329 Servitors that do percussive maintenance on themselves for all eternity.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +5

      Rite of Percussive mantinance. Effective, but the Machine Spirits don't particularly like it.
      LITERALLY in the tabletop rules.

  • @Dalipsingh111111
    @Dalipsingh111111 2 роки тому +490

    I dont like the Adeptus Mechanicus anymore. They killed Kitten!

    • @thil2894
      @thil2894 2 роки тому +201

      No Gw killed Kitten.

    • @leotheshade_1029
      @leotheshade_1029 2 роки тому +84

      My boy Cawl was blackmailed into doing it, don't blame him!

    • @Nightbanekaizer
      @Nightbanekaizer 2 роки тому +94

      If Cawl and Kitten could have known each other prior to the battle, it likely wouldn't have happened.
      The Fabricator General is the real traitor in this scenario. Remember Episode 29.
      But yeah GW totally killed Kitten too. They're partly to blame.

    • @Dalipsingh111111
      @Dalipsingh111111 2 роки тому +17

      @@leotheshade_1029 Maybe, when it stops hurting my soul, i will be ready to accept this.

    • @aguyontheinternet9095
      @aguyontheinternet9095 2 роки тому +18

      @@Nightbanekaizer On that note pretty good odds the fabricator general is also dead because "REPENT".
      Yeah we'll see if his death sticks or if they'll use the proteus protocol to bring him back.
      Honestly I hope kitten stays dead so that the series doesn't fall into marvel style death has no meaning situation.

  • @wtfduud
    @wtfduud 7 місяців тому +3

    I just love their passive aggressiveness towards organics.

  • @pedromoura1446
    @pedromoura1446 7 місяців тому +2

    i wish i could start all my work emails with "priority of social interaction currently rated as zero"...

  • @omdzsful
    @omdzsful Рік тому +4

    Just got this. Can’t wait to jump into this universe

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 2 роки тому +16

    That Astartes is about to have a real bad day.

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 9 місяців тому +3

    yeah it's really fun listening to the crew of the Caestus Metalican talk to each other in the game "Mechanicus".

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 роки тому +189

    I kinda disagree. Cogboy humor has always struck me as too... mechanical.
    I'll see myself out. (grabs self by collar and belt to self-administer the Jazzy Jeff Exit)

  • @machopi
    @machopi 2 роки тому +14

    the fkkn admech tin can bois never fail to amuse and entertain

  • @unverifiedbiotic
    @unverifiedbiotic 2 роки тому +7

    0:25 I see the admech haven't rediscovered spelling correction yet xD

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 9 місяців тому +2

    "This machine just called me an asshole"

  • @Aetherston_
    @Aetherston_ Рік тому +2

    Translation: "Why are you wasting my time? Go get killed or something."

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow 5 місяців тому +3

    Tech priests the only creatures in the galaxy with more sass than the Eldar

  • @mattsmith9600
    @mattsmith9600 2 роки тому

    I didnt know this game existed before youtube recomended your video. Subbed. thank you

  • @DerLamer
    @DerLamer 2 роки тому +6

    "Articifer"? Honestly?

  • @ceejno7861
    @ceejno7861 5 місяців тому +1

    'Warning: Priority of social interaction currently ranked zero.'
    Me every fucking day, buddy.

  • @minoreror9961
    @minoreror9961 2 роки тому +5

    404: DAMN NOT FOUND is my favorite

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 2 роки тому +3

    "articifer"
    lmao

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky Рік тому +1

    “I leave you to your tech sermons” I friggen love 40k lulllz!

  • @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk
    @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk Місяць тому

    I like how this tech priest sounds more human than the inquisitor.

  • @andrew9371
    @andrew9371 Рік тому +2

    Its so weird that here lingua technis is a binary screech but in other games it's actually a very technical language based on latin it presumably evolved from the technical language used today and on mars during old night

  • @TheDrake1066
    @TheDrake1066 8 місяців тому

    The bloodstains are giving me motion sickness... Never thought such a thing would be possible

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro really said ||||| ||| ||||||||i||| ||

  • @hisholinesslordpotato
    @hisholinesslordpotato 2 роки тому

    They are the few people who slowly turning back to being human

  • @shooter2224
    @shooter2224 2 роки тому +1

    Dude pulled a ''calvary'' and it's really ticking me off...

  • @andyl8055
    @andyl8055 2 роки тому +1

    Tech sermons. The ministrations of the tech priests.
    Haha this universe. Love it.

  • @iacobibrasiliensium2139
    @iacobibrasiliensium2139 2 роки тому +2

    *metallic screeching*

  • @noahgassler746
    @noahgassler746 Рік тому

    [[[ERROR]]]: Damn not found.
    -Tech-Aquisitor Scaevola

  • @skytheannur6168
    @skytheannur6168 Рік тому

    the Dark Eldar's attempts will be ACCESS DENIED

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade Рік тому

    That techpriest sounds suspisciously like 40k Theories.

  • @impostrous
    @impostrous 10 місяців тому +1

    error: damn not found
    - kherpa

  • @deadinside9565
    @deadinside9565 3 роки тому +141

    So, maybe I'm dumb, but where exactly is the joke here?

    • @SF-rf9if
      @SF-rf9if 3 роки тому +319

      The horrid metallic screeching from the Tech-Priest is what the Mechanicus considers "effective communication". Thus, normal speech is "substandard audoío output". The Tech-Priest switches to the "inferior" speech version in a bit of a mocking tone. The joke is somewhat of a fourth wall breach, because the inquisitor can understand the screeching, but we cannot.

    • @weeaboobaguette3943
      @weeaboobaguette3943 3 роки тому +176

      There's also the "priority of social interaction ranked 0", which is his way of saying "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK YOU WANKER STOP BABBLING LIKE A C-

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 роки тому +81

      @@weeaboobaguette3943 "Terribly sorry inquisitor but I don't have time for your inane line of questioning, please seek the nearest astartes hold-out and allow me to return to my efforts in removing these xenos from my world. Cheers!"

    • @jasonaxiak6316
      @jasonaxiak6316 2 роки тому +2

      You aren't alone

    • @SirBrittanicvs
      @SirBrittanicvs 2 роки тому +5

      Mechanicus came out a year after Inquisitor: Martyr, and the voice/sfx work they did for the Adeptus Mechanicus was absolutely outstanding. It was more like garbled mechanical noise than speech.

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis 2 роки тому +20

    0:21 "I'm an inquisitor..."
    Adeptus: **immediately gets his period triggered**

  • @jakubgrzybek6181
    @jakubgrzybek6181 2 роки тому +1

    The techpriest sounds like modern day AI...

  • @wizzolo
    @wizzolo 2 роки тому +5

    Can't even be bothered to re-record the line when the voice actor says articifer instead of artificer...

    • @LichKingg23
      @LichKingg23 2 роки тому +2

      I think that is part of the Joke. Ad Mechs truly dont like to use normal speach, too cluncky and slow, metalich screeching is cleary the superior method of speech, anyway, he speaking like a text to speech and wrongly on top pf that is funny.

    • @wizzolo
      @wizzolo 2 роки тому +4

      @@LichKingg23 I don't think it's intentional, first of all it would make no sense for a techpriest to mispell his own title, secondly the subtitle is written correctly.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 Рік тому +1

    Tech priest is speaking in toaster. .

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Рік тому

    0:30 - "Warning: Priority of social interaction currently ranked as zero."

  • @LargeBlueCircle
    @LargeBlueCircle Рік тому

    Mechanicus is favorite. Yes.

  • @galadrinihrinor4863
    @galadrinihrinor4863 2 роки тому +3

    Priority of social interaction = 0

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash Рік тому +1

    I will never "write programming code" again. From now on I host tech-sermons, guiding logical circuitry towards the righteous path.

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle Рік тому

    Make, a U-turn. Make, a U-turn.

  • @TheZholvar
    @TheZholvar 2 роки тому

    Priority of watching this video ranked to 100

  • @RexMK-
    @RexMK- 2 роки тому

    Everybody gansta until your toaster starts praying

  • @samuraicupcake289
    @samuraicupcake289 8 місяців тому

    "Articifer" sounds like a nice name

  • @YouKnowHimTheGuy
    @YouKnowHimTheGuy Рік тому

    You. Do. Know. That. *ACCESS DENIED*

  • @asenaruu8361
    @asenaruu8361 Рік тому

    I MISSED THE STEAM SALE GATDAMMIT

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 2 роки тому +7

    How have I not seen this game before? Is inquisitor worth a look? From this interaction alone it at least feels immersive.

    • @ells101
      @ells101 2 роки тому +1

      ARPG in 40K. Reviews seem fairly mixed, probably quite enjoyable if you like both 40K universe and ARPG's. If you only like one of those things then the game's probably not for you.

    • @casketgarden3182
      @casketgarden3182 2 роки тому +1

      As someone who played it, and a huge 40k fan, I can say if you really love ARPG's and really love 40k just play path of exile and read some fluff.... way too much time and energy to have fun with the game. They do get the setting right, but so do the books.

    • @AB-bg7os
      @AB-bg7os 2 роки тому +1

      It's pretty good. Check it out

    • @Fransens
      @Fransens 2 роки тому +1

      It's gotten alot better than when it launched.
      As a whole it is a bit more streamlined and less quirky than before. Some loved that, some hated that.
      It still has things that set it apart from other ARPGs like how almost all your skills come from the weapons and gear you have equipped (exceptions: Psyker and Tech Priest). I find the visuals, sound, level design, amount of gore, setting and faithfulness to the lore make it one of the top 40K games out there.
      So unless you hate ARPGs and the like (top down games in general for instance) and you like 40K I'd say give it a pickup, especially when it's on sale incase you are on the fence about it.
      With additional endgame things to do and seasons they also increased long-play value.
      Warhammer 40K: Inquisitor - Martyr is the base game. Warhammer 40K: Inquisitor - Prophecy is a standalone expansion adding the tech priest, who has a diffrent start than the Crusader, Assassin and Psyker do in the base game but their storylines eventually converge again as well as more story content.
      If you only buy Prophecy I believe you can't play the three base classes, only Tech Priest.

    • @Wolfiewolfiewolfie
      @Wolfiewolfiewolfie 2 роки тому +2

      It's basically Diablo, but in 40k. The story is fairly engaging if rather heavily padded, the game mechanics are pretty janky at times but overall intuitive enough. I enjoyed it, and I would still be playing if not for my decision to stop play on all GW official products. Ultimately, if you're happy with just murdering xenos and heretics, looting them for better gear, then repeating that cycle ad infinitum then it's going to hold your attention really well. The mechanicus are a DLC character option and are obscenely overpowered, but they start the campaign halfway through so play one of the others first to get the full story of what's going on.

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 2 місяці тому +1

    Who let Kurzgesagt join the Mechanicus?

  • @redbell9971
    @redbell9971 9 місяців тому

    "ARTICIFER" Omicron Arkh. sure, that slipped past flesh ears. but not my superior sound outputing eternal machines.

  • @MrFunkhauser
    @MrFunkhauser 2 роки тому +3

    another almost good 40k game
    if anyones wondering its not worth the price except on a deep discount

  • @adtrlthegamer7449
    @adtrlthegamer7449 2 роки тому

    Just seen this on the front of my youtube. XD (Also, Rawr Fellow Fur.)

  • @dogalrorn
    @dogalrorn 2 роки тому

    So this is where my funny went.

  • @TheSleepingSeer
    @TheSleepingSeer 2 роки тому

    The tech-priest sounds like Kurzgesagt

  • @thalolo
    @thalolo 2 роки тому

    Awesome !

  • @pointynoodle
    @pointynoodle 2 роки тому +1

    "articifer"

  • @Khadharphak
    @Khadharphak Рік тому

    Did he say... "articifer?"

  • @Qulize
    @Qulize Рік тому

    This got recommended to me when the game is currently on discount. Hmm...

  • @Slug99
    @Slug99 Рік тому

    Hello, my name is Dave. Please sod off. We are being attacked by aliens.

  • @SuperUnunquadium
    @SuperUnunquadium 2 роки тому +4

    Articifer?

  • @6TheBACH
    @6TheBACH Місяць тому

    A techno fart

  • @outrageoustiger7991
    @outrageoustiger7991 2 роки тому

    Is it me or does it feels like the ground is sliding around? xd

  • @angryspacemarine6677
    @angryspacemarine6677 Рік тому

    I thought this was a shit post when the tech priest first spoke