Mechanicus on GOG - gog.la/ToasterCultAdventures THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo Huge thanks to Extellus for his outstanding continuation of the animation. Also to the Lowry gang. (UPDATE) THEY FIXED THE LINE GUN BUG.
My favorite part of Mechanicus is that just when you get used to the binary hissing of your robuddies and have settled in, you hear a necron enemy talk to you in perfect English and it freaks you out nearly as much as it freaks the AdMech. It's *great*.
Worst part, the necron overlord is speaking high gothic. Imagine if the Terminator started telling you exactly how worthless you flesh bags are in perfect Latin. High gothic is so much worse to hear then low gothic.
Well, with all the neural implants at the disposal of the Mechanicus, I'd be worried if they didn't have something to improve their own soldiers' accuracy.
Game summary: Space robot priests attempting to stop zombie robot Egyptians from killing them and taking precious artifacts to study. Actual game: The younger generation breaks into an old folks home to flex on the old people, steal their stuff, blast new age music, and vape really hard.
@Fourthspartan56 cyborgs are beings of flesh and blood whose flesh and blood slowly but surely is replaced by mechanical implants and such, but keeping their core as a living creature. Without that core they are empty useless shells. Extent of that transformation is quite beautifully explored on in "Ghost in the shell" - which core theme is where humanity ends and machine starts if most if not all of your body is artificial, but mind is that of a human.
I have seen that in the latest update to this game, "the bug" has been fixed apparently: Fixed: Line weapons not hitting targets. This one was a real tough cookie to uncover. This was truly a greater demon in the source code. Our greatest apologies for the delay in slaying this mighty beast.
The other big one was canoptek spiders never ending their turn and softocking the game. Superannoying while it lasted but at least sometimes you could rush them on the first turn before they act.
It's also quite lore-accurate, since (I believe) Necrons communicate using this, understandable-by-all signal wave or something. And, uh... well, Cant Mechanicus xD
@@OrificeHorus I doubt the mechanicus can understand mechanicus😅 I'm still deeply in love with If the Emperor had text to speech's version of the mechanicus
I think it was intentional design. Like since the Mechanicus is so detached from what we currently consider human, they dont speak remotely english or “human.” But Necrons seem more human due to them showing at least some emotion outside of just text. They connect more with the player than the robots you play as. Even if they have less text and dialogue. (Except the Scaevola, shes pretty damn cool)
"My many Omnisiah granted mechadendrites allow me to play this holy instrument in the most effective of ways..." Proceeds to blast out music that is ALSO a binaric prayer.
@@N-Word_Boi_3.0embrace AMD, Intel is heresy. Intel limited your potential with a series of scumbags 2 cores 4 threads, emulator cores with only 1 threads and the weakass NUC N100. Intel open your mind to Chaos with Spectre and Meltdown, Intel force you to spend money to new mobo when you want to change CPU. AMD has nothing like this, X300 and X600 crushed the puny NUC N100 to dusts, AM4 standing eons between eons of their chip, allowed you to upgrade freely. AMD unleased your unlimited potential with multiple cores and double that amount of threadals. AMD is make your system cool andnefficiency while i9-14900 turn your brain into a furnace in forge world.
Here's a very easily missable detail: the reason you strat with nothing is actually explained... During the warp travel. You can see a whole lot of errors and warnings pop up. They actually tell you about hull breaches, incursions and the fact that a lot of equipment (and fuel) got vented into the warp.
@@The_Crimson_Fucker Mechanicum prayers are often repair procedures. Their language is basically a programming language to begin with. Basically, they repair by rote and procedure without necessarily understanding exactly whats going on.
I love the fact that the Mechanicus is a straight up heretical organization in the Imperium and the only reason they haven't been wiped out is because whenever the question of persecuting them comes up it's just met with a big "I'd like to see you try"
Well that and "So, your genetically superiour ass can make bullets and Tanks, huh? And even if you could, do you REALLY want to spend your time actually working, rather than posing for propaganda posters and feasting? Gosh, I didn't think so. So, want to enjoy lording over the galaxy in your underwear, and armed with a stick?"
_"because whenever the question of persecuting them comes up it's just met with a big "I'd like to see you try"_ "Why do you need to own all these guns?" "So I never need to use all these guns."
They also produce/maintain/restore the big clunky mechanical things with guns (as well as the guns themselves) that the Imperium uses to do Imperium things so their heresy is tolerated as it is essential. It is like the mutants of the Navigator Houses. The Imperium is nothing but hypocritical in the 40k millennium.
And he turns you into a "I have no mouth, and I must scream!" version of Robocop if he finds out that you changed the oil in your car without his supervision.
_"Hello neighbor. Would you like to join our cult and have your flesh removed?"_ "Uh... no, thanks." **plays intro** "On second thought, tell me more."
"hmm, i'm not too sure about joining an organization that calls ITSELF a cult. sure, you've got cool tech, augments, g... giant guns... tanks, warships... woof, is that a titan? i-i'm still not convinced about replacing my flesh with metal-" **Children of The Omnissiah streams from the Noosphere directly into my skull** "STRAP ME TO THE OPERATING TABLE AND DON'T LET ME OFF IT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS GLEAMING STEEL!!!"
The creators of this game clearly understood the factions involved and the atmosphere they wanted to create for them. It's awesome when a game is made by people who clearly love the source material, rather than just some corporate randos hired and handed CliffsNotes to work from.
[Speculation] Every lock = different. Quantum uncertainty principles prevent universal solution. [Hypothesis] Combination of improvisation anti-maintenance and applied kinetic force + probability of success
@Jack Adams ..... orks are the essence of warhammer... some would infact say that the orks are the unwitting architects... and the entirety of warhammer 40k was originally just a peaceful setting where war consisted of just avoiding each other or not giving a helping hand when asked to... then .... some "brainboys" thought creating a psychic race that individually was not that strong, but collectively and nearly unstoabable of reproducing on a cellular constant level was a good idea... sad they never finished working on their project.. and thus warhammer 40k
@@thishonestgrifter Not necessarily. Any creature, human or not, which worships the Ruinous Powers is by definition a heretic. Xenos can be heretics too, although the necrons are not.
Infiltrators are actually really good with wrath of mars when you don't want to run 6 disco bots. They also do good work against hordes. Rust stalkers on the other hand....oh boy
What I love is the mechanicus have robotoized voices. The necrons have humanistic voices. The mechanicus tossed their humanity away willingly, while the necrons lost theirs in bonds. But, we "hear" who has kept their true origins true. The mechanicus are no longer human despite having souls, and the necrons are still necrontyr despite their lack of souls.
"I hold the secrets of the Machine." "I hear the Machine Spirit's voice." "It will only take me a moment." "Ah... a challenge worthy of my skill!" "As you wish, so shall it be done." "This able beast should get us there!" "Thank you, Machine Spirit, for our safe arrival."
The way you organized these quotes makes me picture a Techpriest on wikipedia while his internet went out and then played the dinosaur running game while he waited for his internet to get back up and then thanked his router for rebooting.
As a Necron player I would _love_ a game mode or mod or something that lets you play as them since all the resources are there already. Maybe a tomb tower defense? Keep those damn kids off my lawn!
Mr. yeast I’m not sure that they even count as xenos when they’re just machines, though the Necrontyr were certainly xenos edit: they are definitely xeno tech, at least, and that’s heresy
@@TheMIBWORKSHOP hol up, the necrons haven't erased any gods. Just sent any C'Tan that they didn't enslave screaming back to a place where necrons aren't and they seriously rethink creating hyperadvanced slave races. Also, @Okuyasu the Dumbass they do count as Xenos because they are a race that A. Isn't human B. Doesn't worship the emperor and C. refuses to work with the imperium.
I pray the Omnissiah, for this game needs a sequel. It still has a ton of potential, both gameplay and lore wise. There could be a new threat in a form of dark mechanicus and their demonic lawnmowers. Or you could clash with loyal factions in pursuit of STC or some other tech. This happens at least once or twice a week in 40K.
Or even just using this system but as a different faction, like having Tau equip different drones and suits throughout a campaign against Orks and/or Tyranids
@@shigerufan1 now I want a tyrannid game where you can customize the evolutions of your hordes could be a Total War-esque rts with you ordering around hordes of not-zerglings alongside bigger dudes like Carnifexes, or in a similar turn-based vein to Mechanicus
A mechanicus style game for other fsctions in the Imperium would be great. Imagine an Imperial Guard game that's built like classic xcom (cover, aiming, permadeath, all soldiers are technically expendable)
Found that theme when I just had a passing interest in 40K, I've listened to it do many times now I'm being drawn deep into 40K with plans to get some Adeptus Mechanicus miniatures, several of the games, and I've listened to so many lore videos I feel a need to 3D print a full scale set of Mechanicus equipment/augments XD
**Clicks on a video** **Noosphere plays** **Instant Like** P.S.: animation at the intro is so good, i can't even find the words to describe how cool it is
Weirdly enough, I've found that having a dedicated melee tech-priest around is pretty useful. Not on every mission of course, but in the tomb of Ubjao and in Lord Ubjao's boss fight specifically, having a Radioshack man coked out on damage buffs with a machine-spirited power axe went very nicely. Not the best fit for every situation, but the right tool for the job.
Not to mention the ability to ignore attacks of opportunity and autoscan in melee, where you can position him to tag three targets at once so they can't shoot without getting smacked first.
A pure ranged techpriest is also pretty useful since there are many different guns in the game. With all these damage buffs even basic ranged weapons can do a decent amount of damage.
@@517342 the skill where you fill up your cognition gauge is gold. You can just rush the guy and with buffs and troops he's gone in 2 turns no matter what weapons you chose to have with you.
I had a scout/melee techpriest, he dual-wielded the guns that reveal stats, had the sonic detector that also revealed stats in an area, he moved the fastest of all my priests, and his axe was the best free (no CP required) available definitely very useful at times
12:07 A thing I noticed on my playthrough was that you could scan AND destroy the Necron computers, so I ended up specializing one of my priests to do just that. I ended up making a minigame out of how close to 0 I could leave each mission while still getting everything like the grubby Magos I was meant to be.
Me: "Man, this 40k stuff is really interesting but I wonder if Mandalore will ever get around to my favorite warhammer game eve-" "Summon the Elector Counts!" *"BY THE COMET"*
This just shows how Sound and Music can make a game. Its especially important in all Warhammer 40k game. if the guns and units don't feel like they have weight to them or the guns don't sound like they have a lot of impact it can break the game. Its the reason i couldn't get in to Space Hulk: Deathwing. out of all of the games problems. The sounds of the Terminators don't sound very terminator like.
I fell in love with this game when I heard the deep bass of Faustinius' audio fill up my headphones. Half the reason to play the game is to just subject yourself to as much ear porn as possible.
"Most electronic music has a base drop, Mechanicus has a pipe organ" This is the best one liner I have ever EVER heard. Arnold Schwarzenegger would bee proud.
I love how the march of Imperator class titan towards the meeting of High lords of Terra is represented by Iron giant standing next to american congress building... no time for those stories!
The" I am gonna break into your house and steal your stuff" game. As a Honest hard working necron this game is a great insight of homedesign... but is biased towards the invasive species.
Upcoming - Necron Tomb Defense: Get of my lawn! Edition. Btw have you caught that bit of the game where my fellow Magi start translating Necrontyr hieroglyphs on the fly? :P
@@tech-adeptzeth1648 Like Plants vs. Zombies; but you "plant" tiny Necron Warriors and Pariahs to fend off the AdMech...I'd play the crap out of this game!
7:28 I would like to point out the level of pin-point editing for a skit, having the scene in the game playing while he's dancing along be the exact same one. Complete props. I couldn't have enjoyed that more, I love you Mandalore.
2:54 we can't deny the overall presentation is super cool. 40k never looked that interesting to me, but these cyborg clerics looks very intriguing in a good way
@@gaemr_o5147 Those space marines kinda look bad imo, too "spherical" in a way. I am also not a big fan of fantasy settings were humanity dominates the universe just because the authors wants to create a "correlation" with the readers/watchers. The idea of mankind conquering the galaxy sounds ridiculous, the high fantasy setting is even more exaggerated, humans surviving in a land of dragons and other fantastical monsters... so these gimmicks feels forced to me (Steven Erikson spoiled my tastes). Warhammer 40k clearly aggrandize the human factions, the entire universe revolves around our species, that is a gullible concept in my pov
@@RRRRRRRRR33 The humans are the point of view characters yes, but they're not the "Good Guys". There are no good guys in 41st millennium. Humans are struggling from infighting, paranoia, xenophobia and the general consequences of their own hubris. It's a completely ridiculous setting and well worth looking into, there's a faction for everyone I think.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 I say this with all due respect but your assumptions of how the 40k universe is made are so completely APOCALYPTICALLY based on misinformation or cluelessness it's kind of terrifying. Go learn of what you speak my dude, you'll find a universe filled with cynicism and hatred. A lot of love has been put into the creation of 40k. It's worth a good faith effort to examine, because EVERYTHING in that paragraph you just typed is wrong.
From weakness of the mind, Omnissiah Save us, From the lies of the antipath, circuit Preserve us From the rage of the beast, iron Protect us From the temptations of the flesh, silica Cleanse us From the ravages of time, anima Shield us From this rotting cage of biomass, blessed machine god Set us free.
@@SomeStarASCII man... And here I thought Sseth is just Mandalore when he forgets to take his meds Tbh, that was a shitty theory anyway. Shitty, but hella compelling
@@SomeStarASCII The memes will continue regardless. Hell, it was pretty damn obvious they knew each other, given their individual popularity, choice of games and other things. Assuming they never heard of each other would be absurd - still hella funny though.
@Mecha Hitler "I dont give a damn" is a way to say that you dont care about something. Since the mechanicus is half computer people, he says it in a computer way: error, damn not found.
This game was a gem. The music alone got me hooked and I must have watched the opening title drop a few dozen times cause I loved the opening dialogue. I played through several times because you could do so many unique difficulties and styles and the units and guns were fun. My last play through I did a kind of 'horde' difficulty where enemy health was halved but spawns and numbers were up 200%. It was an absolute blast.
"With sacred oil, i offer prayer to the Omnissiah With a Mind of Logic, i search for his holy Artifacts. With a Heart of Steel, i will stamp out any defilers. With Circuits of Gold, i dedicate this hull for a eternity. Devoid of Flesh, i will become worthy. Devoid of Bones, i will break any foe. Devoid of Organs, i will preserve Mars. Devoid of Failure, i will make the Mecanicus whole. Praise be to the Omnissiah. Gifted be the Machine Spirits. May we be guided."
I don't even have any other Strategy games like this, I'm not a big fan of that kind of Game in general, but goodness has Mechanicus sold itself to me after the soundtrack lured me in, not only do we need more games like this, we need more *Soundtracks* like this
loved my boy Settra* as an cameo! *Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...
@reu tardio They are buddy-buddy from a select rare stock of buddies. Its more of a dumpster fire than a fraternity. They also shared a bed with a futanari.
Mechanicus on GOG - gog.la/ToasterCultAdventures
THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo
Huge thanks to Extellus for his outstanding continuation of the animation. Also to the Lowry gang. (UPDATE) THEY FIXED THE LINE GUN BUG.
The beginning is amazing animation
The animation is amazing work, can't wait for the Mandalore Movie adapation
uncle manni has a new video :3
holy shit that intro is BEAUTIFUL
Oh shit is that Gondola ?
Stop, please, my wallet is dying. I've just bought full HoI4 on sale:(
My favorite part of Mechanicus is that just when you get used to the binary hissing of your robuddies and have settled in, you hear a necron enemy talk to you in perfect English and it freaks you out nearly as much as it freaks the AdMech. It's *great*.
THIS!!!
This is one of the best details on the game and fucked me up too. I love it!
I also love the implication that the sounds your crew makes hasn't been random gibberish. That's how they actually talk.
It's a fantastic nod to how the admech strive to be more machine while necrons want to reclaim their 'humanity'... uh, necromanity?
Dr White necrontyrity?
Worst part, the necron overlord is speaking high gothic. Imagine if the Terminator started telling you exactly how worthless you flesh bags are in perfect Latin. High gothic is so much worse to hear then low gothic.
"Picture Inspector Gadget and he's a monk and he fixes your car."
And the car is the size of Rhode Island and in outer space?
And it runs on incense and holy oils.
And the GPS has a mind of its own sometimes, so smacking your car to make it work might just make it angry.
@@Akumasama On promethium, you fucking heretic
Hey there is a reason I use the seal of the Adeptus Mechanicus at work.....FYI I'm a computer tech
@@stankobarabata2406 Only if you also try to fit the PC into your cranium (or vice versa). Otherwise you're just a heretek.
"i wonder why mandy's videos are taking so long?"
>full blown animated intro
oh, cool
I have to say, that intro was amazing.
It was made by Extellus
@@faultyinterface yeah it was pretty awesome
I love how everything is on beat too
The guy who made the intro has it stand alone on his channel:
ua-cam.com/video/yvBTCS3Ky4w/v-deo.html
Me: Oh god it's going to be like XCOM
MG: There's no such thing as accuracy; if the weapon's in range it hits.
Me: Praise the Omnissiah!
The accuracy isn't bad in... *misses a sectopod with a shotgun at pointblank* *inhales*... You know what? I think you have a point.
But it also means you can't dodge shots
No you can still dodge attack, you just need gear for it.
@@Sovann_the_Mighty If you can't dodge, just upgrade them with stuffs that increase healing and dodging rate :)))
Well, with all the neural implants at the disposal of the Mechanicus, I'd be worried if they didn't have something to improve their own soldiers' accuracy.
Game summary: Space robot priests attempting to stop zombie robot Egyptians from killing them and taking precious artifacts to study.
Actual game: The younger generation breaks into an old folks home to flex on the old people, steal their stuff, blast new age music, and vape really hard.
HARDCORE TO THE MEGA!
DISCO INFERNO
@@gabrielnieves3972 SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER
rmatt53 you fucking arseholes, get the fuck out my tomb!
Vape for the Omnissiah
When the only organ you need is a pipe organ.
Criminally underrated comment
underrated af
Brilliant
Hi sir
W40k lore most metal lore
The Mechanicus appreciates your loyal support.
I was not ready for another godly intro
don't you mean gondly?
Did you mean Omnissiamously?
Neither was I.
Same lol
What do you mean by “another” Wasnt this his first animated intro?
God that noise after “for the machine is immortal” gives me shivers every time, it’s so perfect
+1
Every time I start the game I listen to that full speech. It's just so good.
It's like a 40k version of the A10 Warthog's main gun went BRRRRTTT in TITAN.
I think making a t-shirt with that quote at the front and the skull at the back would be quite good.
Reminds me of bf2bc contusion sound. That was so sweet.
"Necrons are Undead Space Egyptians"
Undead ROBOT Space Egyptians.
traveling through space in basically boats
they are not robots, though. They are cyborgs at best. If not for their souls and shackled minds it would be just empty shells unable to do anything.
I understand the reason behind turning them into SPESS tomb kings...but i must confess, i liked the older lore of edgy-terminator/skynet faction.
@@dakkahead517 most people that played during 3rd or 4th basically agree. 3rd edition codex was written very well.
@Fourthspartan56 cyborgs are beings of flesh and blood whose flesh and blood slowly but surely is replaced by mechanical implants and such, but keeping their core as a living creature. Without that core they are empty useless shells. Extent of that transformation is quite beautifully explored on in "Ghost in the shell" - which core theme is where humanity ends and machine starts if most if not all of your body is artificial, but mind is that of a human.
I have seen that in the latest update to this game, "the bug" has been fixed apparently:
Fixed: Line weapons not hitting targets. This one was a real tough cookie to uncover. This was truly a greater demon in the source code. Our greatest apologies for the delay in slaying this mighty beast.
All praise to the machine Gods!
Lol I think the poor dev team realised their engine might have some cracks
Sounds like the developers found the right Tech Priest for the job.
The other big one was canoptek spiders never ending their turn and softocking the game.
Superannoying while it lasted but at least sometimes you could rush them on the first turn before they act.
Praise the omnissiah
I love what they've done with the voice acting. They make the necrons speak pure English, and the "humans" speak so binary that it's alien
It's also quite lore-accurate, since (I believe) Necrons communicate using this, understandable-by-all signal wave or something. And, uh... well, Cant Mechanicus xD
@@OrificeHorus I doubt the mechanicus can understand mechanicus😅
I'm still deeply in love with If the Emperor had text to speech's version of the mechanicus
I think it was intentional design. Like since the Mechanicus is so detached from what we currently consider human, they dont speak remotely english or “human.”
But Necrons seem more human due to them showing at least some emotion outside of just text. They connect more with the player than the robots you play as. Even if they have less text and dialogue. (Except the Scaevola, shes pretty damn cool)
the necrons are machines, who wish they weren't, the mechanicus are humans, who wish they weren't
@@none-of-your-busi-ness Why does this sound like the premise of a rom-com?
"Welcome back to Warhammer, there are no space marines this time around"
This... I need more of this
more less space marines!
Also more admech
I Want a third person Mechanicus RPG or something badly, Need to praise the Omnisiah more
What would it take to get a Battlefield game but it’s 95% Imperial Guard? And it includes Guard regiments BESIDES Cadia or Catachan.
@@CdrChaos I like how you think.
Magos Dominus: Show these fleshlings and abominable intelligences the power and glory of the Omnissiah.
Skitarius Alpha: *breaks out the pipe organ*
"My many Omnisiah granted mechadendrites allow me to play this holy instrument in the most effective of ways..."
Proceeds to blast out music that is ALSO a binaric prayer.
The “Error: damn not found.” Line has got to be one of my favorite joke
Its only my 404th favourite
Da mofuckin yellow sign??????? See you in Carcosa, goodnight
Mate, your username gave me a good laugh. Cheers!
i used that at work the other day.
Word not found is shocking, not even put into advanced/complex term.
"IS THIS LINUS TECH PRIEST"
Equiped with latest RGB stuff, blinding his enemies.
Do they use AMD?They got red robes and stuff. I think they do. The best non AI computerpower.
Nvidia gave him a top of the line pre release Servo Skull... But he dropped it.
Ha 😂
@@N-Word_Boi_3.0embrace AMD, Intel is heresy. Intel limited your potential with a series of scumbags 2 cores 4 threads, emulator cores with only 1 threads and the weakass NUC N100. Intel open your mind to Chaos with Spectre and Meltdown, Intel force you to spend money to new mobo when you want to change CPU. AMD has nothing like this, X300 and X600 crushed the puny NUC N100 to dusts, AM4 standing eons between eons of their chip, allowed you to upgrade freely. AMD unleased your unlimited potential with multiple cores and double that amount of threadals. AMD is make your system cool andnefficiency while i9-14900 turn your brain into a furnace in forge world.
Mandalore has his techpriests at 13:25 named briggs and halligan. Maybe they were the droods all along
Well the droods are like Blood priests so not far off
i wish there also was a Lowry
Omg I love these references
"I'll see you next time for a fantasy game. Summon the elector counts" Oh yes, please. Finally.
THE RAD CHADS WILL RIDE AGAIN!
I imagine mandalore is a tomb kings player
@@jessISaRicePrincess I always imagined he would play Empire but, hey we will see
@@joshuahadley776 yeah empire works too
@@jessISaRicePrincess you know what, now what you mention it, I always pictured TK players a lot like Mandalore.
Here's a very easily missable detail: the reason you strat with nothing is actually explained... During the warp travel.
You can see a whole lot of errors and warnings pop up. They actually tell you about hull breaches, incursions and the fact that a lot of equipment (and fuel) got vented into the warp.
Expended description: "imagine inspector gadget, but he's a monk and fixes your car- occasionally by praying to it".
*usually by praying at it.
@@The_Crimson_Fucker Mechanicum prayers are often repair procedures. Their language is basically a programming language to begin with.
Basically, they repair by rote and procedure without necessarily understanding exactly whats going on.
@@AsaelTheBeast that true? I thought the prayers are usually just the usual religious chant or something similar
@@AsaelTheBeast
I fail to see why you felt the need to point that out to me.
Thats some hardcore Deus Vult-ing ive ever imagined .
I love the fact that the Mechanicus is a straight up heretical organization in the Imperium and the only reason they haven't been wiped out is because whenever the question of persecuting them comes up it's just met with a big "I'd like to see you try"
The one proof that the Imperium is capable of compromise.
It’s such a Chad way to live lowkey basically just telling the rest of the imperium “good luck with that” and going about their day.
Well that and "So, your genetically superiour ass can make bullets and Tanks, huh? And even if you could, do you REALLY want to spend your time actually working, rather than posing for propaganda posters and feasting? Gosh, I didn't think so.
So, want to enjoy lording over the galaxy in your underwear, and armed with a stick?"
_"because whenever the question of persecuting them comes up it's just met with a big "I'd like to see you try"_
"Why do you need to own all these guns?"
"So I never need to use all these guns."
They also produce/maintain/restore the big clunky mechanical things with guns (as well as the guns themselves) that the Imperium uses to do Imperium things so their heresy is tolerated as it is essential. It is like the mutants of the Navigator Houses. The Imperium is nothing but hypocritical in the 40k millennium.
"Picture Inspector Gadget, but he's a monk and he fixes your car"
I can't unsee that now.
"Gogo gadgeto plasma gun"
@@Sir_Bucket Go-go-Gadget Rad-Cleanser!
Go-go-gadget heresy purger
Go-go-Gadget Cyclonic Torpedoes
And he turns you into a "I have no mouth, and I must scream!" version of Robocop if he finds out that you changed the oil in your car without his supervision.
Everyone gangsta until the toasters start chanting in High Gothic.
**SCREECHES IN BINARY**
01000001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110000 01110000 01101100 01111001 00100001
A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!
Every body gangsta till the chatherdral starts walking
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Lingua-technis not high gothic
@@beemus1827 You know it
"Castelan robots have a stable machine spirit"
*castelan robot goes sicko mode on a necron overlord*
Seems about right
Castelan Robot marches through Necron Overlord like Titan marched through Imperial Palace
*Angry screaming in binary intensifies*
@@Pachiku93 *CONFUSED NECRON NOISES*
14:59 When you spot the toaster.
_"Hello neighbor. Would you like to join our cult and have your flesh removed?"_
"Uh... no, thanks."
**plays intro**
"On second thought, tell me more."
*door t odoor techpriest plays noosphere*
Me: DIRECTLY. INTO. MY. VEINS. NOW!
Hi, would you like to talk to us about our Lord the Omnissiah
"hmm, i'm not too sure about joining an organization that calls ITSELF a cult. sure, you've got cool tech, augments, g... giant guns... tanks, warships... woof, is that a titan? i-i'm still not convinced about replacing my flesh with metal-"
**Children of The Omnissiah streams from the Noosphere directly into my skull**
"STRAP ME TO THE OPERATING TABLE AND DON'T LET ME OFF IT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS GLEAMING STEEL!!!"
that gondola in the opening animation is really cute and I'm happy he's there
A true blessing
Gondola is for protection in the Warp
Does anyone know who animated that? It looks really good.
@@verglasviq it's extellus, check em
"Linus the Tech Priest".
Oh, that explains a lot. I see it now.
Shit had me in tears
He should be called Linux.
NefariousKoel
He retired ... to Mars.
*i promethium cooled the emeperor*
I made a titan from parts, I ordered on wish.
DoW Mechanicus: "I am moving!"
Mechanicus: *L O U D I N C O H E R E N T E L D R I T C H L A N G U A G E*
@Chris Hansen Eldritch has definitions outside of Lovecraft. It means alien, strange, or foreign.
They don't speak anything Eldritch. All the English is translated into binary. Sound blips equal one, no sound equals zero.
THIS QUIET OFFENS SLAANESH
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
It’s not actual binary, it’s made up fantasy binary. Otherwise they’re sound like prolonged Morse code
Gotta remember he's talking to a guard commander, cant speak binary to the fleshlings.
I love how both armies don't go all shouty like conventional 40k troop. They wage battle silently its creepy.
The creators of this game clearly understood the factions involved and the atmosphere they wanted to create for them. It's awesome when a game is made by people who clearly love the source material, rather than just some corporate randos hired and handed CliffsNotes to work from.
The sound design in this game absolutely blew me away. Especially the soundtrack. This is true Warhammer 40K fan service.
YES!
ABSOLUTELY !
"[[ERROR]] Damn not found." Now that is a quote!
I'm gonna steal that line for my Tech-Priest character.
I agree.
Scaveola really is hilarious.
I love their dialogue. Just so good. Perfect version of that meme where people talk in javascript.
[Speculation] Every lock = different. Quantum uncertainty principles prevent universal solution. [Hypothesis] Combination of improvisation anti-maintenance and applied kinetic force + probability of success
ERROR 404: DAMN NOT FOUND
Is it just me or do the good 40k games also have a sense of humour
They remember the roots of the setting.
@Jack Adams ..... orks are the essence of warhammer... some would infact say that the orks are the unwitting architects... and the entirety of warhammer 40k was originally just a peaceful setting where war consisted of just avoiding each other or not giving a helping hand when asked to... then .... some "brainboys" thought creating a psychic race that individually was not that strong, but collectively and nearly unstoabable of reproducing on a cellular constant level was a good idea... sad they never finished working on their project.. and thus warhammer 40k
Izunundara Ixnuvarism which is an odd thing considering that not much is funny in 40k other than the over the top-ness of it
the games workshop guys always had a sense of humour in their magazine White Dwarf and throughout all the Warhammer books
@Jack Adams Dark Humour it was most people call this.
"basically undead space Egyptians, so that's fresh"
*Screetches in Thousand Sons*
Necrons, are less uh, dusty.
No those are heretical undead space Egyptians. Completely different thing.
@@thishonestgrifter But I thought that the alien was also heretic?
@@fatboy158 no the Xeno, and the Heretic are equally loathsome but one must have been born human to be a Heretic.
@@thishonestgrifter Not necessarily. Any creature, human or not, which worships the Ruinous Powers is by definition a heretic. Xenos can be heretics too, although the necrons are not.
"Ive never found much use for the infiltrator"
Ah, i see its a direct 1:1 table top port for that unit then.
Still better than Ruststalkers! :p
Don't you love a brave Sicarian that gives people aches in the head, rather than large holes you'd rather they have?
Infiltrators are actually really good with wrath of mars when you don't want to run 6 disco bots.
They also do good work against hordes.
Rust stalkers on the other hand....oh boy
I was thinking this as Mandalore said it.
@@andrascottier595 yeah but ruststalkers are literal trash... being better then literal trash doesnt take much work.
_"Hey hey, Mandalore. Mechanicus here."_
Silver Onions “thanks to the generous mechanicus guild”
@@ajpewding4058 If you actually read some of the books, you realize that joke is way more accurate than you think.
You are wearing alot of metal my boy
@Marginally Sapient Cactus and Necron are Mr Bones who has his wild ride all across the galaxy. And he doesn't want you on it
That awkward moment when you think a game looks good so you go to buy it only to find out you've already owned it for over half a year
Think of it like a tax return. You just got given your own money.
What I love is the mechanicus have robotoized voices. The necrons have humanistic voices. The mechanicus tossed their humanity away willingly, while the necrons lost theirs in bonds. But, we "hear" who has kept their true origins true. The mechanicus are no longer human despite having souls, and the necrons are still necrontyr despite their lack of souls.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be good" - the collective internet right now when they see this notification
Yeap EXACTLY!!!!
That's me on every Sseth video.
"I hold the secrets of the Machine."
"I hear the Machine Spirit's voice."
"It will only take me a moment."
"Ah... a challenge worthy of my skill!"
"As you wish, so shall it be done."
"This able beast should get us there!"
"Thank you, Machine Spirit, for our safe arrival."
The fourth voice-line is burned into my mind.
The way you organized these quotes makes me picture a Techpriest on wikipedia while his internet went out and then played the dinosaur running game while he waited for his internet to get back up and then thanked his router for rebooting.
Ahhhhh nostalgia. I can hear these lines.
@@physsnake A CHALLENGE WORTHY OF MY SKEEEEELS
“This may require some time!”
"Inspired by a friend..."
Does this friend say "Hey hey people" often?
No, only when he greets his neighbors
He IS that "friend". :P
@@johnivanoplimo5172 Is he really now?
@@maximgun3833 Well, that's the popular theory.
A Game Theory!!
As a Necron player I would _love_ a game mode or mod or something that lets you play as them since all the resources are there already. Maybe a tomb tower defense? Keep those damn kids off my lawn!
A tower defense game with waves of AdMechs trying to steal your stuff is a genius idea.
I also really wish I could play this game as necrons
@@The_Sharktocrab There is a DLC for Battlesectors with Necrons.
@@nonein7919 not nearly as good
I'd love a game where you play as Necrons vs. Chaos
Edit: yeah I know that Dawn of War exists
This game _gets_ the AdMech. In nominae Omnissiah.
Nomine*
Hell borther
Omnissiis*
Yet its odd that so many senior tech priests did not bring their toaster waifus to this expedition. The ship looks safe enough.
@@KaiserAfini I did
"field-trip slash home invasion" THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY OF THIS GAME
2:30 “What is a Necron?”
A miserable little pile of necrodermis.
"What is a Necron?"
Nothing but a filthy xeno
Mr. yeast I’m not sure that they even count as xenos when they’re just machines, though the Necrontyr were certainly xenos
edit: they are definitely xeno tech, at least, and that’s heresy
Enough of that. Have at you!
@@mryeast101 Well if that race can erase a god, it is not filthy, Chief :)))
@@TheMIBWORKSHOP hol up, the necrons haven't erased any gods. Just sent any C'Tan that they didn't enslave screaming back to a place where necrons aren't and they seriously rethink creating hyperadvanced slave races.
Also, @Okuyasu the Dumbass they do count as Xenos because they are a race that A. Isn't human B. Doesn't worship the emperor and C. refuses to work with the imperium.
I pray the Omnissiah, for this game needs a sequel. It still has a ton of potential, both gameplay and lore wise. There could be a new threat in a form of dark mechanicus and their demonic lawnmowers. Or you could clash with loyal factions in pursuit of STC or some other tech. This happens at least once or twice a week in 40K.
Or even just using this system but as a different faction, like having Tau equip different drones and suits throughout a campaign against Orks and/or Tyranids
@@shigerufan1 now I want a tyrannid game where you can customize the evolutions of your hordes
could be a Total War-esque rts with you ordering around hordes of not-zerglings alongside bigger dudes like Carnifexes, or in a similar turn-based vein to Mechanicus
A mechanicus style game for other fsctions in the Imperium would be great.
Imagine an Imperial Guard game that's built like classic xcom (cover, aiming, permadeath, all soldiers are technically expendable)
You got your wish granted.
Mechanicus 2 has just been announced.
Behold, your wish has been granted! Mechanicus II can now be wishlisted on Steam (and is hopefully in full development, TBA release date though).
Shammy:"Mandy, why are you looking like a Tech Priest right now?"
Mandalore:"01100110011101010110001101101011"
The opening animation was superb, and damn Children of the Omnissiah is an incredible theme
I can't stop repeating it, it's so good
Found that theme when I just had a passing interest in 40K, I've listened to it do many times now I'm being drawn deep into 40K with plans to get some Adeptus Mechanicus miniatures, several of the games, and I've listened to so many lore videos I feel a need to 3D print a full scale set of Mechanicus equipment/augments XD
@@UNSCPILOT how'd it go?
@@UNSCPILOT ua-cam.com/video/kFOxAY6gi9w/v-deo.html
Here's something for the auditory sensors
It's on Spotify now guys, dudes name Guillaume david
The production values in the intro are shockingly high. Wow, great job Extellus
Mechanicus feels like a passion project. It's an absolute gem, doubly so for fans of 40k.
**Clicks on a video**
**Noosphere plays**
**Instant Like**
P.S.: animation at the intro is so good, i can't even find the words to describe how cool it is
I thought it was Children of Omnissiah
@@muadzm9496 It is Children of the Omnissiah.
I played it on speaker and my toaster started killing Xenos
Pls send help
@@chemicalbacon5210
Purge all Xeno scum. Do you accept Prometheum? It should arrive by Warp travel in about 10 years.
True. Noosphere is for dropping the musical and literal hammer on enemies of the Omnissiah like at 7:23
Jesus christ 18 minutes ago, I was just trying to find a clip of the guardsmen saying "Its quiet"
Did Jesus Christ eventually help?
I think he means The Emperor of Mankind, not feeble Jesus christ.
@@Estorium
I think he stayed quiet
Its quiet
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi Jesus christ is always quiet. Only The Emperor talks to you/us.
@@N-Word_Boi_3.0 yeah too bad he's a toilet
that game has one of the coolest sound design in all history of games
I could listen to the voices as ASMR!
From title drop alone.
Its orgasm.
Its quiet
Weirdly enough, I've found that having a dedicated melee tech-priest around is pretty useful. Not on every mission of course, but in the tomb of Ubjao and in Lord Ubjao's boss fight specifically, having a Radioshack man coked out on damage buffs with a machine-spirited power axe went very nicely. Not the best fit for every situation, but the right tool for the job.
Not to mention the ability to ignore attacks of opportunity and autoscan in melee, where you can position him to tag three targets at once so they can't shoot without getting smacked first.
The move speed alone is a massive boon because you can run him between all the terminals for extra blackstone/alert regression.
A pure ranged techpriest is also pretty useful since there are many different guns in the game. With all these damage buffs even basic ranged weapons can do a decent amount of damage.
@@517342 the skill where you fill up your cognition gauge is gold. You can just rush the guy and with buffs and troops he's gone in 2 turns no matter what weapons you chose to have with you.
I had a scout/melee techpriest, he dual-wielded the guns that reveal stats, had the sonic detector that also revealed stats in an area, he moved the fastest of all my priests, and his axe was the best free (no CP required) available
definitely very useful at times
"[[Error]] Damn not found." Is probably one of my new favorite lines. Fantastic stuff.
That has to be the most emotion filled line I've ever heard from a Techpriest.
@@517342 Ironically, it's the tech priest who's supposedly the least emotional on the ship who says it.
Even with all that technology, they still seek the mystical, long-gone device known as the "toaster".
*Heavy mechanical breathing*
"I too enjoy slapping my cyberdong against the side of a toaster?"
Hey nice, they seek and repair toasters in Wasteland 2, hmm maybe there is some continuity there between the two.
Do they have cyber dong ?
@@BoisegangGaming at least you are honest about it
For the love of god dont ever stop adding in the Marv screams, its such an old joke but still catches me off guard
Where was it here?
For a split second when a skitarii shoots a necron.
Prof. Luigi Got to 4:32
The Call of Cthulhu one was my favorite delivery so far
that and all the hidden gachi. He's been going a bit light on the actual spanks and stuff lately, but Necron Aniki was a nice touch.
12:07 A thing I noticed on my playthrough was that you could scan AND destroy the Necron computers, so I ended up specializing one of my priests to do just that. I ended up making a minigame out of how close to 0 I could leave each mission while still getting everything like the grubby Magos I was meant to be.
Yeah the explorator was good for that due to all his movement and melee to destroy terminals in 1 hit
No comissar, there is no AI, only the M A C H I N E S P I R I T
Belisarius Cawl might answer: "Yes"
thinking machines are an insult to the machine spirit
"Look there fleshling, ther is a brain in there!!*
Well, considering how Machine Spirits are just fragments of the Void Dragon, and not actual AI's, yes.
"You will learn to hate him"
I don't know who you're talking about because I've deleted the knowledge of his existence from my mind.
He was responsible for ending a few of my first permadeath runs of the game.
The Mechanicus never deletes anything
@@TonyWulf66 Tell that to Belisairius Cawl's 2 mind wipes, at least one of which may have been voluntary.
Me: "Man, this 40k stuff is really interesting but I wonder if Mandalore will ever get around to my favorite warhammer game eve-"
"Summon the Elector Counts!"
*"BY THE COMET"*
*God-King of the deepwoods*
I LUST FOR BATTLE!!
Let me open my little book of grudges, there are more to settle.
@@SergioGonzalez-gu1bk *THE THRONG IS MUSTARD*
YES-YES! MAN-THING DO GOOD!
This just shows how Sound and Music can make a game. Its especially important in all Warhammer 40k game. if the guns and units don't feel like they have weight to them or the guns don't sound like they have a lot of impact it can break the game. Its the reason i couldn't get in to Space Hulk: Deathwing. out of all of the games problems. The sounds of the Terminators don't sound very terminator like.
I fell in love with this game when I heard the deep bass of Faustinius' audio fill up my headphones. Half the reason to play the game is to just subject yourself to as much ear porn as possible.
Oh yeah
ua-cam.com/video/kFOxAY6gi9w/v-deo.html
Something for the auditory sensors.
@@moque9260 lemme guess its a rick roll
@@moque9260 thank you for not being a rick roll
@@moque9260 Well that set the tingles off and then some!
So this is Xcom: Toaster Fetishist edition. I'm sold.
I mean they are still fighting aliens, so yeah.
Hold on did they move Toaster Sex day?
Nerozard22 toaster sex dsy is EVERYDAY meat-thing
Yeah except this time around your soldiers can actually hit the bright side of a barn now.
*"We. Are. Not. A. Brick. Wall. We. Are. Skitari."*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmars-y bois~
@@SgtAwesome97 beep?
This is true.
Access g-g-g-g--g-g-*GRANTED*
You. Do. Realize, That. ACCESS DENIED?
Man, Dance of the Cryptek is the honestly one of the best pieces of music I've ever heard. So haunting.
"Most electronic music has a base drop, Mechanicus has a pipe organ"
This is the best one liner I have ever EVER heard. Arnold Schwarzenegger would bee proud.
Time to make some Mechanicus-Castlevania mashups
@@HappyBeezerStudios that's just a normal hymn to the Omnissiah.
I love how the march of Imperator class titan towards the meeting of High lords of Terra is represented by Iron giant standing next to american congress building... no time for those stories!
smajdalf Holy shit, I didn’t realize that till now.
Where can I find that story?
Mandy knows his lore
@@evercastillo6451 www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/binary-succession.html Its this audiobook.
@@Dzharek thanks
7:28 I knew that's what Mandalore looked like IRL.
The Iron Giant standing next to Congress made me laugh so hard I almost choked.
That's basically how it went. Imperator Titans are terrifying dude.
(hints he will be reviewing Total War Warhammer)
*THIS ACTION HAS MY CONSENT*
patrick Katalenas I GO WHERE THE WINDS HOWL
ArE YoU A GoD!?!
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
BRING ME TO MY MEN!
... I will do it myself...
The" I am gonna break into your house and steal your stuff" game.
As a Honest hard working necron this game is a great insight of homedesign... but is biased towards the invasive species.
Upcoming - Necron Tomb Defense: Get of my lawn! Edition.
Btw have you caught that bit of the game where my fellow Magi start translating Necrontyr hieroglyphs on the fly? :P
@@tech-adeptzeth1648 Like Plants vs. Zombies; but you "plant" tiny Necron Warriors and Pariahs to fend off the AdMech...I'd play the crap out of this game!
@@tech-adeptzeth1648 Holy shit! We need an expansion where you can play the campaign from Necron side in this game.
@@monkeybusiness673 I've never wanted anything more in my life
7:28 I would like to point out the level of pin-point editing for a skit, having the scene in the game playing while he's dancing along be the exact same one. Complete props. I couldn't have enjoyed that more, I love you Mandalore.
OH GOD, youre right! Epic
The most underrated comment ever. Epic!
2:54 we can't deny the overall presentation is super cool. 40k never looked that interesting to me, but these cyborg clerics looks very intriguing in a good way
I get if you didn’t want to play the games or something but the art didn’t look interesting to you before? How??
@@gaemr_o5147 Those space marines kinda look bad imo, too "spherical" in a way. I am also not a big fan of fantasy settings were humanity dominates the universe just because the authors wants to create a "correlation" with the readers/watchers. The idea of mankind conquering the galaxy sounds ridiculous, the high fantasy setting is even more exaggerated, humans surviving in a land of dragons and other fantastical monsters... so these gimmicks feels forced to me (Steven Erikson spoiled my tastes). Warhammer 40k clearly aggrandize the human factions, the entire universe revolves around our species, that is a gullible concept in my pov
@@RRRRRRRRR33 The humans are the point of view characters yes, but they're not the "Good Guys". There are no good guys in 41st millennium. Humans are struggling from infighting, paranoia, xenophobia and the general consequences of their own hubris. It's a completely ridiculous setting and well worth looking into, there's a faction for everyone I think.
40k didn't....wow.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 I say this with all due respect but your assumptions of how the 40k universe is made are so completely APOCALYPTICALLY based on misinformation or cluelessness it's kind of terrifying. Go learn of what you speak my dude, you'll find a universe filled with cynicism and hatred. A lot of love has been put into the creation of 40k. It's worth a good faith effort to examine, because EVERYTHING in that paragraph you just typed is wrong.
From weakness of the mind, Omnissiah
Save us,
From the lies of the antipath, circuit
Preserve us
From the rage of the beast, iron
Protect us
From the temptations of the flesh, silica
Cleanse us
From the ravages of time, anima
Shield us
From this rotting cage of biomass, blessed machine god
Set us free.
14:59 You thought nobody will notice those anime eyes on Kastellan robot portrait?
Chaika on the first page!
Also the druid.
20:51 - "inspired by a friend I [...] sent a message to the devs." Oh, you mean what your alter ego did with UnderRail? Great choice by the way.
It might be his Twin.
Seth, mandalor, and danger guy all know eachother irl. Uberdanger had a video a while ago where he was playing games with them all on voice chat.
@@SomeStarASCII man... And here I thought Sseth is just Mandalore when he forgets to take his meds
Tbh, that was a shitty theory anyway. Shitty, but hella compelling
@@SomeStarASCII The memes will continue regardless. Hell, it was pretty damn obvious they knew each other, given their individual popularity, choice of games and other things. Assuming they never heard of each other would be absurd - still hella funny though.
@@SomeStarASCII so you were sent here to lie to us? WE WON'T BE DECEIVED BY YOUR LIES, HERETIC!
Seriously your intro is one of the best 40k fanimations ever, that OST so impactful with the art.
That intro was literally the coolest thing ever, and god damn I want to see Mandalores character and little Gondola as Mechanicus Techpriests.
Error: Damn not found.
Yeah I'm buying this game.
I dont get
Yep that's my new term of saying "I don't give a single fuck"
@@Mecha_Hitler Roughly translates to "Error: No fucks given"
@Mecha Hitler "I dont give a damn" is a way to say that you dont care about something. Since the mechanicus is half computer people, he says it in a computer way: error, damn not found.
I WANT TO ENTER YOUR TEMPLE!!!!
Accessssssssssssssssss......... Granted
-"Guard can't work without tanks."
-Laughs in Catachan 2nd
Adeptus Mechanicus are the happy merchants - they control literally every form of production you will ever know about.
@@brosephnoonan223 except for the Krieg. They tend to make their own gear.
@@apuffball5754
What about hive worlds. Dont they have theyre own forges?
@@wandowander9360 not really, no.
@@apuffball5754 what do you mean not really? Dont they have the hive city to shield them from the pollutions coming from the forges?
This game was a gem. The music alone got me hooked and I must have watched the opening title drop a few dozen times cause I loved the opening dialogue. I played through several times because you could do so many unique difficulties and styles and the units and guns were fun. My last play through I did a kind of 'horde' difficulty where enemy health was halved but spawns and numbers were up 200%. It was an absolute blast.
“This galaxy is infested with vermin”
I *KNEW* the Skaven were in 40k!
Well Arch Warhammer is just a dirty Xenos masquerading as an Inquisitor.
@@Marinealver
^literally this
They used to be called Hrud, I think.
Cobalt Blue Hrud are weird grim dark characters from that arms Nintendo game
Now
I mean, it's statistically likely
"With sacred oil, i offer prayer to the Omnissiah
With a Mind of Logic, i search for his holy Artifacts.
With a Heart of Steel, i will stamp out any defilers.
With Circuits of Gold, i dedicate this hull for a eternity.
Devoid of Flesh, i will become worthy.
Devoid of Bones, i will break any foe.
Devoid of Organs, i will preserve Mars.
Devoid of Failure, i will make the Mecanicus whole.
Praise be to the Omnissiah. Gifted be the Machine Spirits. May we be guided."
That from anywhere?
With cyberdong, I shall slap the toaster until it activates
We desperately need more high quality 40k strategy games.
Dawn of War, Mechanicus, Battlefleet Gothic, Warhammer Gladius etc.
@abyss I mean, DoW, Mechanicus and BG are fun. I didn't like Gladius tho
Cloacky What are total war waiting for!!! Make a damn 40k or Horus heresy game
I don't even have any other Strategy games like this, I'm not a big fan of that kind of Game in general, but goodness has Mechanicus sold itself to me after the soundtrack lured me in, not only do we need more games like this, we need more *Soundtracks* like this
Its not Warhammer, but look up Golem Gates. Its a Card Based RTS that has a awesome science fiction theme. I'm sure Machanicus inspired it greatly.
I came back to watch this review after seeing the Mechanicus II trailer. So stoked that this excellent gem of a game is getting a sequel.
6:25
That's not music.
That's the voice of the machine spirit.
You have a very good point
Is it too much to ask for both?
Okay look, My Axe using Brother Jeremiah is a perfect being, he runs across the map in a single turn and uses said Axe to 1v1 the final boss
He shows great enthusiasm and dedication.
He also mainlines cocaine. So ther'es that.
The fact that you know Gondola makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Also,thanks for the birthday present!
One of my favorite games. I was so proud when I got all of the achievements. Thanks for the rec, Mandalore.
01:10 "Okay, picture Inspector Gadget, but he's a monk and he fixes your car." ...through prayer. He fixes your car through prayer.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
why being surprised ? Orcs tanks move faster because they believe red paint makes them go fast :)
And oils, don't forget the sacred oils!
And the Rite of Percussive Maintenance (hitting it in a specific way and place)
Not really, it's just that his manual for your can has every step of changing the oil include a prayer break.
loved my boy Settra* as an cameo!
*Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...
A fan of Cody Bonds i see
SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE!
@@ghailanemirsyaputra7918 SETTRA RULES!!
WFB, I miss you so. Such a fantastic world.
Carrion feeder is certainly the most majestic.
Jezus that intro song is absolutely amazing. What god tier musical genius is behind this
Orginal soundtrack from The game. It is awesome
Believe it was a chap called Guillaume David?
Guillaume David. You can listen to the full soundtrack here: ua-cam.com/play/PLyLLeKcxw24U8s8C24FyUQ0EVS30stymM.html
"Children of the Omnissiah." Is the song.
Praise the Omnissiah.
“[[Error]] damn not found” is the most badass line I’ve ever read
That freaking intro animation was so dope
why speak in any biological language when you can speak in God Machine Bass.
It's the Cant Mechanicus, you heretical fleshbag.
That tiny Gondola in the intro melted my heart
Mechanicus 2 has been annouced!
For all of you wondering - Mechanicus OST is availble on Spotify.
"Inspired by a friend i sent a message to the Polish Information Network"
Stop it Sseth, we all know this is your second channel
Merchants Guild would like to know your location.
@reu tardio People have a theory, that they are... one in the same, so to say, That's about it.
@reu tardio They are buddy-buddy from a select rare stock of buddies. Its more of a dumpster fire than a fraternity. They also shared a bed with a futanari.
@@REX-gq6ur That is a very interesting word picture you have painted. Also what futa?
The trailer for this game was awesome.
"For I am already saved, for the machine is immortal" *Gears locking down*
Normally I skip intros, but your right. This game has a great intro.
"Even in death I serve the Omnissiah"
I still listen to it ocasionally, just for the chills.