Blender tutorial commentors: "HOTKEYS!????" "YOU ARE GOING TO FAST" "How do you install Blender" "What CPU/GPU are you using?" Asks completely off topic/too broad of question "Can you post the model?" "I can't even figure out how to delete the cube" Etc etc And my personal favorite: "What software is this?"
Timestamps: 0:00 Ian Hubert 0:21 The Course Salesman 0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing 1:26 Every CGMatter Video 1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial 2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial 2:34 Blender Guru 2:57 The Overthinker 3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things 4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful
You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.
You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything
...oh. I did not expect to get my own instructor's course flashbanged at me and called trash but ITS OK CUZ ITS JUST A JOKE TO FIT THE STEREOTYPE (LOL I love this section.. the salesman) You didnt name the course specifically so its alr eheh. The course is genuinely a great course and UMM definitely recommend it. I'm learning a ton in it right now. ALSO, YEAH... its originally extremely overpriced BUT I got it on sale for like $30 so I didn't have to pay like 120 for it. NO HATE TO YOU BTW I'M JUST MENTIONING IT CUZ I PAUSED FOR A MOMENT LOL Love the video, genuinely enjoyed it, made me laugh!
you forgot 2 though, the person who makes you do half the tutorial but then asks you to buy something required for it and the person who makes you restart what you are doing like 10 times
2:55 you should have added to this part "by the way your current project has just been extracted and uploaded as an NFT link to my collection in the description"
I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy
Too accurate 😊
but you belong in the "guy who's actually helpful" category, too
lol
no, this video showed you a bit slower
Blender tutorial commentors:
"HOTKEYS!????"
"YOU ARE GOING TO FAST"
"How do you install Blender"
"What CPU/GPU are you using?"
Asks completely off topic/too broad of question
"Can you post the model?"
"I can't even figure out how to delete the cube"
Etc etc
And my personal favorite:
"What software is this?"
What software is this?
How can i disappear for 30 years to evade the police?
"Where's that button? It's not here!"
People who uses newer version of blender, watching older tutorial
This is Roblox Studio obviously.
@@Vortex-qb2seNo this is obviously Scratch.
This is perfect. Also is it bad that I understood everything that the guy who explains nothing did lol
You forgot the install an addon guy
It's even more fun when it's a paid addon that the whole tutorial hinges on.
Another Category: Polyfjord
Casually just drops all of known Blender knowledge on you and explains it like you're five all in a short period.
Timestamps:
0:00 Ian Hubert
0:21 The Course Salesman
0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing
1:26 Every CGMatter Video
1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial
2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial
2:34 Blender Guru
2:57 The Overthinker
3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things
4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful
You forgot the passive aggressive give , who also gives pretty good live advice
royal skies
" so we start out by deleting the default cube, then we go over to mesh and add a cube "
forgot the one where they just whip out a 400$ blender addon and act like it's vanilla blender
Cities skylines backround was perfect
"guy who's actually helpful" we need more people like you on this platform.
Tho I like Search Bar Tutorials!
You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.
Yea I make fun of him but his career has helped like 10,000,000+ people
I don't think this video is making fun of anyone though
The search bar tutorial gives me serious 2013 vibes
You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything
I don't know that search bar guys are exist 😂
I love australia
...oh. I did not expect to get my own instructor's course flashbanged at me and called trash but ITS OK CUZ ITS JUST A JOKE TO FIT THE STEREOTYPE (LOL I love this section.. the salesman)
You didnt name the course specifically so its alr eheh. The course is genuinely a great course and UMM definitely recommend it. I'm learning a ton in it right now. ALSO, YEAH... its originally extremely overpriced BUT I got it on sale for like $30 so I didn't have to pay like 120 for it. NO HATE TO YOU BTW I'M JUST MENTIONING IT CUZ I PAUSED FOR A MOMENT LOL
Love the video, genuinely enjoyed it, made me laugh!
I love how you didn't forget the blendervitals ahh shorts creator
“The Course Salesman” aka Blender Bros
You’ve done it again!
Peak
you forgot 2 though, the person who makes you do half the tutorial but then asks you to buy something required for it and the person who makes you restart what you are doing like 10 times
2:55 you should have added to this part "by the way your current project has just been extracted and uploaded as an NFT link to my collection in the description"
Then there is the guy who don't have keystrokes enabled and don't explain how to do that so it's not actually explained well
I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy
. the course salesmen would hook you with a useful tutorial but 95% of it is is actually in the course .
Course salesman is Josh Gambrell
what make you use blender 2.8 in 2024 btw
Thanks for making my day a little bit brighter! 😂
accurate
this video sucks1
What Plugins or addons you have in blender?
Bro sounds like moistcritical
As a Maya user, this is accurate (I guess)
200 views in 2 seconds mans fell up
this is very funny, new sub
8 views in 21 minutes? bro fell off
epilipsy warning
vertexes
you forgot the type of tutorial where the guy has a bunch of addons and doesnt even tell you what he is using
goes with the course salesman (they get a commission for every addon sale)
you are bad
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hatefull comment
a hateful comment
Crazy
THIS TUTORIAL SUCKS!!!1!1!!1!! I UNSUB!1!1!1! 😂
0 views in 5 millseconds bro fell off
real
hey man aint nothin wrong with ai voices :(