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  • @SmoothieGamesLambda
    @SmoothieGamesLambda 2 місяці тому +5049

    forgot the one where they just whip out a 400$ blender addon and act like it's vanilla blender

    • @mumblety
      @mumblety 2 місяці тому +125

      Every time...

    • @SmoothieGamesLambda
      @SmoothieGamesLambda 2 місяці тому +320

      @@mumblety “so next we’re going to go to blender marketplace and install hard ops”

    • @mjdevlog
      @mjdevlog 2 місяці тому +357

      @@SmoothieGamesLambda "Topology is so easy you guys..."
      *uses quad remesher*

    • @SoDaPrice1998
      @SoDaPrice1998 2 місяці тому +30

      Josh Gambrell I think...

    • @jackd6881
      @jackd6881 2 місяці тому +65

      @@mjdevlog "MASTER Hard Surface modeling in 3 hrs"

  • @bobrobrules
    @bobrobrules 2 місяці тому +2735

    Missing the Indian guy who is using Windows 7, has a mouse click sound effect when he clicks, a yellow highlight circle around his cursor and a terrible mic but he explains everything perfectly.

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 2 місяці тому +138

      Ranjeet always comes in clutch
      🇮🇳🦁

    • @zaow
      @zaow 2 місяці тому +52

      And it represents the most part of all blender tutorials !

    • @spydrmnd
      @spydrmnd 2 місяці тому +48

      he also has music that was constructed out of windows 98 sounds and doom 2 soundfonts

    • @EvgeniyFurman
      @EvgeniyFurman 2 місяці тому +48

      I like indian guys the most. They make best tutorials that have actual value. I find answers to an actual questions only in their tutorials😂 And also from people with other heavy accents. I love you guys😅

    • @iamgalleryofficial
      @iamgalleryofficial Місяць тому +3

      facts.

  • @SaishiYT
    @SaishiYT 2 місяці тому +1681

    Blender tutorial commentors:
    "HOTKEYS!????"
    "YOU ARE GOING TO FAST"
    "How do you install Blender"
    "What CPU/GPU are you using?"
    Asks completely off topic/too broad of question
    "Can you post the model?"
    "I can't even figure out how to delete the cube"
    Etc etc
    And my personal favorite:
    "What software is this?"

    • @lheannelheannelheanne
      @lheannelheannelheanne 2 місяці тому +123

      What software is this?

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine 2 місяці тому +78

      How can i disappear for 30 years to evade the police?

    • @mjdevlog
      @mjdevlog 2 місяці тому +87

      "Where's that button? It's not here!"
      People who uses newer version of blender, watching older tutorial

    • @Vortex-qb2se
      @Vortex-qb2se 2 місяці тому +43

      This is Roblox Studio obviously.

    • @Monkeymario.
      @Monkeymario. 2 місяці тому +39

      @@Vortex-qb2seNo this is obviously Scratch.

  • @TheCarmenStar
    @TheCarmenStar 2 місяці тому +1816

    forgot the guy who always has a foreign accent and manages to produce the most efficient tutorials and solutions for that niche thing you were trying to do

    • @xXYannuschXx
      @xXYannuschXx 2 місяці тому +96

      I have that right now for a Unity related thing (trying to make a specific Dungeon generator) and found some guy with only a thousand views, strong accent, HORRIBLE microphone, bad video quality and barely able to explain anything; but its EXACTLY what I was looking for.

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 2 місяці тому +33

      @@xXYannuschXx Man I've had that SO many times. Almost impossible to understand due to accent and mic quality, impeccable quality tutorial.

    • @Z_LV7
      @Z_LV7 2 місяці тому +4

      SO REALLL

    • @ZackagonXM
      @ZackagonXM 2 місяці тому +8

      That’s just UA-cam.

    • @TKBarnes
      @TKBarnes 2 місяці тому

      Are you talking about the ghibli trees guy? It sounds like you're talking about Lightning boy. :P

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 2 місяці тому +1220

    " so we start out by deleting the default cube, then we go over to mesh and add a cube "

    • @angelblancorodriguez6972
      @angelblancorodriguez6972 2 місяці тому +33

      Classics

    • @djbassgun
      @djbassgun 2 місяці тому +29

      I do that every time 🤭🤭🤭

    • @creeper7ech520
      @creeper7ech520 2 місяці тому +17

      Blender 101, how could anyone not know this?

    • @crabbycrabman
      @crabbycrabman 2 місяці тому +30

      The default cube must go

    • @Pockeywn
      @Pockeywn 2 місяці тому +39

      its a ritual and a tradition. it is necessary to the creation process
      (plus who knows where that cube even came from?? it could have.. metadata😰)

  • @beetleback8131
    @beetleback8131 2 місяці тому +456

    My fav is the 'low-poly' guys who add 5 levels of subdivision and a voronoi displacement and call it low-poly lmao

    • @TeamStarlane
      @TeamStarlane Місяць тому +22

      Low Poly is, when you have to the entire scene within 800 faces on a 90s console. Car 50 faces, no more. Low Poly my ass.

    • @АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к
      @АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к Місяць тому +29

      @@TeamStarlane low poly means "triangle count is acceptable for real time game rendering at playable FPS" - thus exact meaning and numbers of triangles differs depending of year of hardware technology you refering.
      Like, PS2 graphics was high poly in 2000 compared to 90's graphics and now considered low poly compared to todays AAA games.

    • @deemwinch
      @deemwinch Місяць тому +1

      ​@@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к базу выдал мужик

    • @SuperXzm
      @SuperXzm Місяць тому +3

      @@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к source(s): my ass

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 28 днів тому +9

      ​@@TeamStarlane Low poly does differ from game to game and from asset to asset. Like the sims for example. What is considered optimised low poly for one game may be too heavy for say sims 4 due to how you use items in sims 4 and the game engine trying its best to keep that mess of a game running.
      And in every game, it also depends on the size and amount of the asset and where it will be. A highly detailed 6 thousand polygon large statue that you see from super close is fine if you have one of it. But the moment you have more than one the normal map and textures should do most of the heavy lifting.
      But if you have a 6 thousand polygon teapot you goofed. Bad optimisation. Bad bad bad

  • @LOC-Ness
    @LOC-Ness 2 місяці тому +990

    You forgot the install an addon guy

    • @PixelBrushArt
      @PixelBrushArt 2 місяці тому +147

      It's even more fun when it's a paid addon that the whole tutorial hinges on.

    • @lunondisposable5382
      @lunondisposable5382 2 місяці тому +77

      "As always everything I'm doing relies on Boxcutter and Hardops, so make sure you've wasted like $40 on that before we continue"

    • @ihavestds394
      @ihavestds394 2 місяці тому +39

      @@PixelBrushArt paid addon you say *slowly opens up a torrent *

    • @that_guy1211
      @that_guy1211 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ihavestds394 nice

    • @gwyn.
      @gwyn. 2 місяці тому +5

      @@lunondisposable5382
      I know who you're mentioning lmao, those two addons aren't really a waste of money imo
      If you're just doing it for the hobby don't buy it that's for sure.

  • @CGMatter
    @CGMatter 2 місяці тому +1515

    Too accurate 😊

    • @shvr_music
      @shvr_music 2 місяці тому +99

      but you belong in the "guy who's actually helpful" category, too

    • @3DperspectiveJS
      @3DperspectiveJS 2 місяці тому +4

      lol

    • @artekal3d
      @artekal3d 2 місяці тому +19

      no, this video showed you a bit slower

    • @zizzonedibattipaglia6247
      @zizzonedibattipaglia6247 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Luixxxd1
      @Luixxxd1 2 місяці тому +3

      You somehow manage a balance of condensed knowledge.

  • @MichaelMaurice
    @MichaelMaurice 2 місяці тому +330

    My personal favourite which isn't an own category:
    "Make sure you have node wrangler enabled" xD

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 2 місяці тому +37

      At this point I think node Wrangler should just be how the program reacts naturally without the need to activate the add on. Like literally every tutorial that handles textures mentions to turn it on anyway and I can't see any reason why you would ever Want it turned off.

    • @NathanielJamesProd
      @NathanielJamesProd 2 місяці тому +5

      Node Wrangler really do be helpful tho.

    • @MichaelMaurice
      @MichaelMaurice 2 місяці тому +5

      @@NathanielJamesProd node wrangler is so useful, don't get me wrong haha! I'm just tired of seeing that being said in every tutorial whether it's targeted to beginners or to advanced users :D

    • @NathanielJamesProd
      @NathanielJamesProd 2 місяці тому +3

      @@MichaelMaurice Yeah, I feel ya! Always gotta skip past that part! 👍

    • @thatviewer-4142
      @thatviewer-4142 2 місяці тому +6

      At this point, they should just make the Node Wrangler part of the program itself.

  • @Enderblade18
    @Enderblade18 2 місяці тому +424

    Another Category: Polyfjord
    Casually just drops all of known Blender knowledge on you and explains it like you're five all in a short period.

  • @noturne54
    @noturne54 2 місяці тому +294

    You forgot the guy who uses 8000 paid addons in the tutorial and doesn't even explain how to use any of them just to hop to Platinum Version ZBrush afterwards

  • @QkayDG
    @QkayDG 2 місяці тому +26

    The one with an Indian accent, bad mic, loud industrial fan, mouse clicks in the background, and is perfectly explaining what you were looking cor

  • @davidblack6426
    @davidblack6426 2 місяці тому +93

    we begginers love the guy who takes an hour to explain simple shit

    • @gwyn.
      @gwyn. 2 місяці тому +21

      Not those that explains the same thing 3 times only to loop back to the beginning and tell you what you already have in mind but still doesn't tell you how the function works fundamentally or what not to do with said function.

    • @OmniTAF
      @OmniTAF Місяць тому

      i specifically look for longer time tutorials.

    • @link7417
      @link7417 29 днів тому

      Yea lol, while to an extent I can understand that the creator have to assume some basic knowledge, but it makes it really hard to get into using blender or follow their tutorials, the newer versions of blender have made it more beginner friendly but before yea had to know the hotkeys for about every tool, even "beginner" tutorials used hotkeys heavily

    • @Towik
      @Towik 14 днів тому

      But if that Person didn't take so long to explain it to you, you wouldn't know it was simple shit 😬

    • @Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters
      @Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters 13 днів тому +1

      Unlike the "so, I'm gonna skip this part or the video would be too long. There are 12 billion tutorials on this, you should go watch those."
      Then skips 70% of the process, but spends the last 10 minutes just spinning around the finished work and saying a bunch of nothing.

  • @lunondisposable5382
    @lunondisposable5382 2 місяці тому +188

    BlenderSecrets: here's a really useful tip explained in way too short of a video so you'll need to rewatch it over and over again (honestly tho that guy is great)

    • @whynotanyting
      @whynotanyting 2 місяці тому +25

      I'd prefer that. At some point it will click/get internalized and the last thing you want is a 10 minute video you have to scrub through/search through the transcript to find the one bit of info you needed. Alternatively, take notes, but I'm terrible at organizing mine.

    • @seanposkea
      @seanposkea 2 місяці тому

      @@whynotanyting By the e-book. Its not cheap, like $40 or something, but ALL of them are their in a searchable hotlink format. Its well worth it

    • @luizmourabr
      @luizmourabr Місяць тому +4

      Blender Secrets is SO GOOD

  • @Jon-qf6qg
    @Jon-qf6qg 2 місяці тому +134

    The guy who jumps back and forth between blender and like 3 other programs, which all cost hundreds of dollars each.

    • @cirmoscicajaaaj
      @cirmoscicajaaaj 2 місяці тому +14

      Blender compositing tutorial step 1: buy Nuke 😂

    • @xenird
      @xenird Місяць тому +9

      Piracy

    • @OmniTAF
      @OmniTAF Місяць тому +10

      substance painter, etc. Oh i hate that

  • @MasterCorneilous
    @MasterCorneilous 2 місяці тому +140

    "guy who's actually helpful" we need more people like you on this platform.

    • @Monkeymario.
      @Monkeymario. 2 місяці тому +2

      Tho I like Search Bar Tutorials!

    • @TheJackalxy
      @TheJackalxy 2 місяці тому

      Then you want BlenderSecrets👌

    • @MasterCorneilous
      @MasterCorneilous 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Monkeymario. Yeah but the search bar tutorials suck. They never teach me how to get the actual results I need and the results I get just leads to other bad blender tutorials so.
      Yeah it's a gamble . And doesn't always guarantee to get what you wanted. At least on Google and what not. On UA-cam. It's a bit. Different. And I mean how do I even find the videos if I never search them? That's like. Searching. "How to draw a cat" and the results is a 1 second video and in the video it says. "Look it up" even though literally that's what you just did. So that makes no sense. It's contradictory. A loop.

    • @seanposkea
      @seanposkea 2 місяці тому +3

      Helpful videos take a lot of time and work to make and they just have to take time 10 to 30 mins to really explain something. Nobody clicks on those videos 'cuz we live in a TikTok world, so some kid making a crap 2 min video of modeling a gun gets a million clicks and pushes the good stuff to the bottom of the algorithm.

    • @MasterCorneilous
      @MasterCorneilous 2 місяці тому +1

      @@seanposkea exactly. That's why it's hard to find good tutorials

  • @Annatar3019
    @Annatar3019 2 місяці тому +88

    You forgot the guy who spends the first 10 minutes of the video doing a life update about his newborn child or the car crash he was recently in, and then has the actual tutorial in the last 5 minutes of the video.

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Місяць тому +7

      That's why Guru's videos are so long. I swear, I rage quit when he started talking about his wife's favourite way to drink tea.

  • @skmgeek
    @skmgeek 2 місяці тому +84

    Timestamps:
    0:00 Ian Hubert
    0:21 The Course Salesman
    0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing
    1:26 Every CGMatter Video
    1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial
    2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial
    2:34 Blender Guru
    2:57 The Overthinker
    3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things
    4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful

  • @Furebel
    @Furebel 2 місяці тому +53

    I spent zero money on blender - no paid courses, no paid addons, never spent a penny. I never had to. I learned blender by just finding tutorials and timelapses on things I wanted to learn. 8 years ago I started work in a small company and been working in Blender professionally ever since.
    You guys can do it. There's no need to get expensive courses on making just one thing if you're persistent enough. What will really get you a pro is PRACTICE! Do things, work constantly, challenge yourselves and if you hit a wall, look for issues how to solve them, or ask on the internet. Blender community is full of nice people who only want help, even if sometimes you will hit on someone full of himself, most people will do their best to help you. You just need patience.

    • @zamzamidaffa8174
      @zamzamidaffa8174 2 місяці тому +5

      Tysm for the motivation mann i was given up already but i think i gonna hop on to blender again

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 Місяць тому

      ​​@@zamzamidaffa8174 if you need recommendations for channels to watch to get better, I'd suggest Polyfyord, Polygon Runway, and Blender Guru. They're all cracked at blender, have useful info in every video, and are great at communicating it.

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Місяць тому +4

      Easy to say "just practice". Stuff I want to make is way out of my league and stuff I can do is ugly, boring and uninteresting for me. I'm just going to stick to what I like to do and draw.

    • @Furebel
      @Furebel Місяць тому +3

      @@kaksspl never said it's easy, all I mean to say is that practice and challenges are what will make you skilled at this program. You can't just throw yourself into deep waters, you have to start small, and when you hit a wall, look for answers online on how to overcome them.
      The way I was learning is that I found out what blender can do, and decided to do at least one thing for each and every one of these functions. Modeling, rendering, simple animation, vfx, making shaders, everything came in with time. And it will take time. And it won't be pretty at the beginning. But since you're already a painter, you already know that. Your first drawings ever surely weren't stellar either, right?

    • @notstandingwithukraine9478
      @notstandingwithukraine9478 Місяць тому

      With the rise of AI you will soon be unemployed.. just no future in 3D

  • @IzikDigitalArt
    @IzikDigitalArt 2 місяці тому +43

    THAT LAST GUY STILL TAUGHT ME SOMETHING NEW

  • @XpIMBOREDXP
    @XpIMBOREDXP 2 місяці тому +12

    Began having an anxiety attack at the guy that explains nothing with the rapid clicking. The flashbacks....

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 2 місяці тому +17

    That last one is actually helpful.
    I learned how the hotkey to do that bevel trick I've been seeing, and I learned how to skin things.
    Amazing how useful a short video can be when people just _get to the point._

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 2 місяці тому +14

    My gripe about blender tutorials is 80% of them are so filled with slop to a point I would rather pull up the thing itself and let my brain fumble with the function I was trying to learn about

  • @zhasilo
    @zhasilo 2 місяці тому +17

    And the add-on/asset salesman
    title: "How to make a brick wall in Blender X.X"
    video: usage guide of thier brick wall generator add-on

  • @cheesepop7175
    @cheesepop7175 2 місяці тому +11

    0:49 What's funny is that looks like a cash register

  • @Lumely1
    @Lumely1 2 місяці тому +169

    You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.

    • @clonemace
      @clonemace  2 місяці тому +69

      Yea I make fun of him but his career has helped like 10,000,000+ people

    • @sumicmusic
      @sumicmusic 2 місяці тому +27

      I don't think this video is making fun of anyone though

    • @paulsaulpaul
      @paulsaulpaul 2 місяці тому +8

      Same here. I did his anvil tutorial too (it's like twice as long as the 4.0 donut tutorial). He commented in one of the anvil videos that some bro dude business type guy at a professional networking event said something like, "You're that Blender guy? You sure do get serious about those anvils... Like all your videos are about anvils." He said he was a bit embarrassed by that encounter.

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 2 місяці тому +2

      I just read the manual... But I already knew how to use Autodesk Inventor and Rhinoceros before Blender.

    • @OptifexMusic
      @OptifexMusic 2 місяці тому +2

      I got into blender by following his 3.0 Donut, it was peak

  • @imperfectimp
    @imperfectimp 2 місяці тому +4

    I recently found a new type: the "this is not a tutorial" streamer who fully explain their process and what techniques are useful in which situations instead of just "here's how to add terminators to your topology now good luck figuring out when to use them"

  • @historyrhymes1701
    @historyrhymes1701 2 місяці тому +44

    You forgot the passive aggressive give , who also gives pretty good live advice

    • @995hz
      @995hz 2 місяці тому +3

      aryan

    • @wolvAUS
      @wolvAUS 2 місяці тому

      Aryan? You mean the wannabe nazi who’s obsessed with culture war garbage on his Twitter? Have some self respect guys, you can do better.

    • @wolvAUS
      @wolvAUS 2 місяці тому +2

      Aryan posts a lot of questionable material involving a short Austrian man from WW2

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ratastic Royal Skies is the best blender channel change my mind.

  • @Wenedi
    @Wenedi 2 місяці тому +19

    The search bar tutorial gives me serious 2013 vibes

  • @originalpeasant8179
    @originalpeasant8179 2 місяці тому +6

    The Pay-To-Win Add-On Blender Guru

  • @bird9188
    @bird9188 2 місяці тому +115

    I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy

    • @seanposkea
      @seanposkea 2 місяці тому +4

      He'll give you your money back for watching 20 seconds of his video. Why is is "scummy" to promote an add-on that the guy probably spent 6 months making and is selling it for a fraction of what a corporation would ask for it?

    • @bird9188
      @bird9188 2 місяці тому +31

      @@seanposkea because it pretends to be a tutorial that teaches you something

    • @OrbitalCookie
      @OrbitalCookie Місяць тому

      But don't you want to buy his script that adds decals?

    • @Villager_U
      @Villager_U Місяць тому +1

      I hate that so much.....

    • @aregulargenericname8794
      @aregulargenericname8794 Місяць тому +4

      Lemme guess, you also do that too? ​@@seanposkea

  • @sixteenbynein1338
    @sixteenbynein1338 2 місяці тому +8

    The guy who tells you exactly which values he inputs for everything, leaving you knowing how to do the exact same simulation and nothing else

  • @renzesparza6281
    @renzesparza6281 Місяць тому +3

    I swear the ones using the text tool in the viewport have the most insane advice too. Theyll have you using soft body physics to make that waterbottle

  • @foolserrand9715
    @foolserrand9715 22 дні тому +1

    When you get used to tutorials and are knee deep into blender, just remember your new best friend
    The left and right arrow keys.
    Spam right, skim the video until you get to the information you need. Turns a 30 minute tutorial into a 5 minute look-through

  • @annflorczyk3922
    @annflorczyk3922 22 дні тому +1

    4:37 That was actually so helpful, that I learnt something new

  • @sandllc1361
    @sandllc1361 2 місяці тому +14

    You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything

  • @yok99102
    @yok99102 2 місяці тому +8

    20sec tutorial, dropped a whole 3-minutes ad of "Free" course

  • @vuxanov
    @vuxanov Місяць тому +2

    Missing:
    - Geometry nodes guy with always dirty camera
    - Geometry nodes guy that you need a phd in physics to follow
    - Guy with painted nails doing blood tests in Blender

  • @jlbjlb4604
    @jlbjlb4604 2 місяці тому +6

    Forgot the part when the person says 'And then you need to put something that is a key step of your modeling in order to make the (blah). Which you can simply do by purchasing (random ass thing that they created), implementing it into blender. As you can see, this has all the components - rendering, animation, and rigging, allowing us to make-'

  • @papacci20
    @papacci20 2 місяці тому +30

    “The Course Salesman” aka Blender Bros

  • @Acrux3D
    @Acrux3D Місяць тому +2

    You know you’ve seen them all-the “this will be a quick tutorial” guy who ends up rambling for 20 minutes, and the “I just threw this together” artist whose work looks like it took months! These stereotypes are spot on and way too relatable!

  • @neotrash7955
    @neotrash7955 2 місяці тому +15

    the indian guy is missing

  • @Morpholic3D
    @Morpholic3D 2 місяці тому +2

    Okay, this is pretty funny. xD
    My toss in: The person who starts a sculpt and then edit jumps at one point to it finished with insane detail. "Sorry guys, something went wrong and I lost the rest of the footage but here's the finished piece." And it looks like a completely different model.

  • @bastiandk7328
    @bastiandk7328 2 місяці тому +8

    actually in the last one i would recommend using the curve drawing tool (yes thats a thing) you can draw freely in the air but it can also draw on objects, then quick convert to mesh and do what the video has shown.

  • @3DperspectiveJS
    @3DperspectiveJS 2 місяці тому +47

    This is perfect. Also is it bad that I understood everything that the guy who explains nothing did lol

  • @SuperXzm
    @SuperXzm Місяць тому +1

    "The guy who underestimates his power level" proceeds to use nothing but extrusion to make a photorealistic owl.

  • @kahlis_dev
    @kahlis_dev 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm not a blender expert, and I'm pretty sure I'm not so much as beginner, I've crossed a lot of blender tutorials and can confirm that even in other languages the types of tutorials are real. And I did discovered something really cool at the end of this video

  • @lhagun
    @lhagun 2 місяці тому +5

    you forgot the straight forward guy.
    they are the gems.
    " so this is how you bevel your object... BAM done. goodbye "

  • @OXnalyann
    @OXnalyann 2 місяці тому +7

    "last updated 9/11/2001" Man that hasn't been updated in years 0:27

  • @kevinkiggs
    @kevinkiggs 13 днів тому +1

    You forgot the guy who has super advanced personal work on his channel but only has tutorials for ultra basic things

  • @DayVDingo
    @DayVDingo Місяць тому +7

    i felt that part at 2:41

  • @shadestylediabouros2757
    @shadestylediabouros2757 Місяць тому +1

    I didn't even reach the crash your computer part, because the instant he said to put a subdivision surface on a cylender, I burst into ugly laughter.

  • @therealKrak
    @therealKrak 2 місяці тому +3

    I have never seen the search bar tutorial type...
    Got a good laugh thanks! That already made my day.
    Btw the editing is top and this video just reminded me that the skin modifier really should have a parameter for its overall thickness.

  • @SkeletonSlacker
    @SkeletonSlacker 27 днів тому

    you know whats funny, "the guy who actually helps" actually helped me learn that.

  • @ambientlightofdarknesss4245
    @ambientlightofdarknesss4245 2 місяці тому +5

    You forgot the guy who records his screen and just puts really loud music over it.

    • @AM-yk5yd
      @AM-yk5yd 2 місяці тому +1

      I yet to understand appeal of "speed modeling" or "speed painting". Coming from watching speed runs I thought it will be vids where stuff is being made as quickly as possible in real time, not week of progress played at x40 speed

  • @olekanuriel9359
    @olekanuriel9359 2 місяці тому +2

    instructions unclear i am now subscribed to this channel and writing a love letter to you. plus there is a default cube under my bed and i'm scared.

  • @OblivionFalls
    @OblivionFalls 2 місяці тому +3

    The guy who spends 3 minutes doing an intro for something that should only take 5 seconds (i.e. helping you locate that button you read about on the help forum (because conveniently everyone forgot to mention which submenu it's hidden in)) followed by another 2 minutes of outro.

  • @SkeleTonHammer
    @SkeleTonHammer 2 місяці тому +3

    Guy who is whispering his overly excited intro like he doesn't want to wake his mom up
    "HHHHHWHATS UP"
    If you know you know

  • @Oni_Animations
    @Oni_Animations 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude this is sick! That last one was actually useful, thank you!

  • @vapor_jem
    @vapor_jem 2 місяці тому +2

    “And set the quality to level 9 so that your application crashes” is something I would say ☠️

  • @daniellee6912
    @daniellee6912 2 місяці тому +1

    This is so accurate, especially the tutorials that show everything but explain absolutely nothing and you end up solving the problem but you don't know how to reproduce it because you have no clue how any of that works

  • @that_guy1211
    @that_guy1211 2 місяці тому +1

    this is the reason why i've been avoiding blender but also been forcing myself to get closer and closer to blender without actually learning it

  • @LemarSullivan821
    @LemarSullivan821 22 дні тому +2

    you forgot the indian guy with the heavy accent

  • @classicmax794
    @classicmax794 2 місяці тому +2

    i feel like it should be noted that ian hubert's "moths add realism to anything" was an obvious joke from the start

  • @RasmodeusQ
    @RasmodeusQ Місяць тому

    this checks out, then you got the small niche channels that try to consolidate too much, and find out that the reason no one does that is because it eventually gets outdated.

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 14 днів тому

    this is the kind of thing that really make you appreciate good teachers.

  • @spam_1997
    @spam_1997 Місяць тому

    the search bar tutorials always tell you how to solve the most obscure problems that for some reason only you seem to be getting.

  • @morgen3369
    @morgen3369 Місяць тому

    The last part "helpful guy" was pretty funny considering you can do a shape like that on a more controlled and modifiable curve with the curve tool xD.
    This was really funny, especially "guy who sells blender course" part.

  • @Atmors_Arts
    @Atmors_Arts 2 місяці тому +3

    Blender Version 2.81 in 2024 is Crazy. But very good video. Only the Ian Hubert part pisses me of. He´s a fkn legend.

  • @vaineislive4798
    @vaineislive4798 Місяць тому

    dude i never watched a better blender video lmao the helpfull was actually really helpfull i usually do curves but the skin modifier on the edges sounds faster and more satisfying XD

  • @theroman_architect
    @theroman_architect 2 місяці тому +3

    wait that last bit is genuinely useful thanks

  • @SmartNoobSimply
    @SmartNoobSimply 2 місяці тому +12

    Cities skylines backround was perfect

  • @michaeldeloatch7461
    @michaeldeloatch7461 2 місяці тому

    Oh my flippin' heckin' gosh you have nailed them all! I am glad it is not just me who gets annoyed with all that noise.

  • @jasonkong6968
    @jasonkong6968 2 місяці тому +1

    I laughed my ass off with the speeded up one. Too accurrate.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 місяці тому +1

    The worst part of the search bar tutorial is that Blender's own video editing functionality, as limited as it is compared to dedicated video editing software, would still be sufficient to make a much more high-quality tutorial.

  • @henryfleischer404
    @henryfleischer404 2 місяці тому +2

    I didn't know about the skin modifier, looks handy.
    I've used Blender for a bit over 1K hours.

    • @sm3dwplessie765
      @sm3dwplessie765 2 місяці тому

      I’m almost a tenth of the way to 1K hours and still barely know anything!

  • @kawauchi2918
    @kawauchi2918 2 місяці тому

    royal skies: actually explains the one specific thing you want to know in one minute

  • @AntonyCannon
    @AntonyCannon 2 місяці тому +3

    I lost it at the Blender Guru. XD

  • @tomillo6075
    @tomillo6075 2 місяці тому

    Bro, your edition is on top, even the final guitar sound just to finish de video

  • @archi4u
    @archi4u 2 місяці тому

    Cg matter video and the guy who's actually helpful are the best, straight to the point.

  • @Rushsiko
    @Rushsiko 2 місяці тому +2

    4:07 (this is for me because the way i do this is way more complicated)

  • @scat1407
    @scat1407 Місяць тому

    i am agonized that the last one actually helped with a project LMAO

  • @chrisfox9492
    @chrisfox9492 13 днів тому

    You forgot the one showing you screenshots of their material node mess "and that's how I solved the problem you were desperately searching for." Thanks man

  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish 2 місяці тому

    The Blender Guru stammer laughs in between talking was wholesomely accurate 😂

  • @SZ1NA_
    @SZ1NA_ 2 місяці тому +4

    you forgot the "buy this addon, you cant live without it even tho its just a pie menu"

  • @FluxOhHai
    @FluxOhHai 2 місяці тому +2

    unhelpfull video, took me 2 days to do step one of the guide..
    great videoo sir! many laughs had!

  • @Koreley
    @Koreley 27 днів тому

    oh my god, you actually taught me a new way to add new vertices!

  • @CloudyStudio3D
    @CloudyStudio3D 2 місяці тому

    The subdivision 9 crashing the pc is the truest and funniest thing Iv seen lol

  • @mrofnoctonod
    @mrofnoctonod 2 місяці тому

    Got to do the minecraft background music and the reality-busting, physics destroying nodes of Cartesian Caramel. Catch phrase "I'll allow that" lol
    Well done!

  • @konsta3220
    @konsta3220 21 день тому

    Blender Guru was so spot on, but you forgot the part where he starts shilling NFTs

  • @Ninjonahplayz
    @Ninjonahplayz Місяць тому

    You forgot the guy who is like "Oh, by the way, I forgot something really important, so I fixed it off camera"

  • @Jasper-32
    @Jasper-32 2 місяці тому +1

    My most hated tutorial is when they voice over the whole process.

  • @Ranstone
    @Ranstone 14 днів тому

    The best thing about ChatGPT is never ever ever having to ask the blender forums for help again.
    Me Q: "How do you achieve a boolean style cutout without booleans?
    A: "Why would you do that? Just use booleans. Here's the python script. (The script is a JPEG, and he expects you to copy it by hand.)
    Me: Did it ever dawn on you I asked what I asked for a reason?!?
    Brain cells lost, but never forgotten.

  • @TheMainDane
    @TheMainDane 25 днів тому +1

    Those tutorials with the old ass stone age light grey UI😐

  • @76Eliam
    @76Eliam Місяць тому

    That last one was so helpful I'm glad I made it to the end :D

  • @WillDa713
    @WillDa713 28 днів тому

    Glad to see from the Fusion community that the Blender community isn't doing any better. Strength to you all, someday we'll find the perfect tutorial.

  • @Somevibee
    @Somevibee 2 місяці тому

    You can actually make the last past way easier, by just turning the mesh into a curve

  • @sky5gaming
    @sky5gaming 2 місяці тому

    The last one actually helped with the current project in doing

  • @rosemarythesheep8272
    @rosemarythesheep8272 2 місяці тому

    I don't even use blender but for some reason every once in a while youtube recommends me blender related videos. God bless you people i could never do that

  • @FairlySadPanda
    @FairlySadPanda 29 днів тому

    This video is evil, as the actually helpful guy at the end gave me an actually helpful bit of advice on making arbitrary tubes quickly, and now I want to go try it