When you are browsing UA-cam for half an hour watching pro tutorials and you can't find what you need right now and there's that one guy who barely speaks English, but quickly explains exactly what you are searching for. Big thanks to them, life savers 🙏
And you also replay parts of vid cus you didn't understand that they tried to say, making it double longer. At least with programming tutorials you can see what they type and follow that.
The "big face that fills the screen" type, who wants to introduce who they are and what they look like before explaining the technology they're going to showcase, could be skipped if the intro was the only issue, but the real problem is that they usually don't put any useful information in their videos.
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@@sanicsanya its more annoying when they convince you that you can do amazing things in vanilla blender then proceed to only use their expansive plugins the entire time which makes it a requirement.
Or other way around - you wanna learn vanilla, but he totally ignores it and uses everywhere The Cool Plugin to make everythings better. I always have it with Mulab tutorials 🤦♀️
I remember finding out about a russian blender tutorial on how to model and it was so in depth despite not being in a language I understood. Sometimes the diamonds really are in the rough.
You missed the .0001% who does a tutorial on exactly one feature that's over in 60 seconds and doesn't have any fluff. These people are the real GOATs.
I learned 3D modeling this way. lol literally just sifting past the popular 40 min vids to find the short 2-10 minutes one for the specific thing I’m trying to learn.
Why follow a 20 minutes tutorial stretched to fill more adds and 5 minutes talking of the Raid Shadow Legends when you can watch an Indian guy or a kid achieving the same in less than 2 minutes? Seriously. You don't need more than one minute to explain how to bake sounds into f-curve.
@@tomasgarza1249It depends. If you know how to use It and make something that you are then proud of It could cure depression. On the other side blender can cause depression via being hard to learn. I also found the interface a bit depressing too by having that prevalence of grey and black
1. The tutorial that you've desperately been looking for and then find a timelapse with terrible music and no narration. 2. The tutorial that you've desperately been looking for and then you find out it's an advert for the tutorial on his Patreon.
the last one is legit considered a form of scam and is illegal in most country's specifically Canada and the UK. Not the US though thats why its so commen there to see corse seller scams. Its the same as not disclosing your sponsors. If someone goes that route and scams people and those people care enough to do something about it thats alot of trouble and possibly even jail time depending how bad it is.
Honestly, the tutorials that helped me the most are the ones that literally only cover 1 thing in the video. Straight to the point, no babbling, no rushing to make an entire project. I need to know how to do this super specific thing and nothing else. Those are my favourite format. Like the official Blender Fundamentals videos, or the ones by Royal Skies (though royal skies does talk a bit quick).
Same, honestly after I had the basics down I found that I only used tutorials when I ran into specific issues and then overtime I learned the software and stopped needing them as frequently, it's just about patience really
Or the inversion where they sell the node groups they show us how to make, I mean sure, thanks dude, you've really helped me out, but surely you're eating into your own customer base, are people really so lazy they can't just follow the tutorial themselves?
Some ideas for a part 2: -The non-narrator who uses a 'show don't tell' approach but then uploads the video in 480p. -The geometry node 'variant' that stacks 100 modifiers without explaining what they do. -The 'genius' that finds the most complicated process for creating the simplest objects. -The tutorialist on Blenders built in video compositor (aka a blank screen). -The second language tutorialist with accents so thick you need subtitles to follow along. -Every video that has to remind us how to install a plugin, same as we constantly need reminded Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in an alleyway.
the one that only covers a topic in a shallow way but leaves you hanging with details . the one that teaches you a recipe but not any fundamentals on how they achieved it. the one that has way too many sponsors and affiliate links and premium courses the one that gives bad artistic and career advise like not learning how to model things yourself. the one that shills AI stuff all the time the one that says how to do "thing" in blender but then they back track and do it in a third party paid software from adobie or something
Now hold up. You can't gripe about guys skipping over modifiers (which you should already know and can read the manual or watch any of the trillions of existing tutorials if you don't), and then turn around and gripe about guys explaining how to install add-ons, bc if they didn't everyone would cry in the comments about how it's too hard and it's physically impossible to Google "how install blender addon" on your own. I wish more people would have the balls and respect for the audience to just say "this is an advanced tutorial that assumes you already know the basics." Oh well!
I love the slow tutorials that also don't cover the issue you're having, so after watching their 10 minute intro, you finally give up and google your issue, adding "reddit" at the end of the search, only to find an obscure, old comment that directly fixes the problem. And the worst part is that it should have been in the tutorial you were watching, but for some reason it was completely missed by the person who made it....
yeah but that comment is most likely from 2007, so when you go look in your current version, you won't find anything stated in the answer, but it's still a anough clue to find an answer for the current blender version somewhere even deeper on the internet lol
the one from 15 years ago doesn't have the incredibly shitty grey UI where it becomes impossible for you to find a single property in a side tab because it doesn't exist anymore.
This is actually so true. I love the depressed guy and that Blender Guru impression was SPOT ON. Also, I've seen so many tutorials where they go so slow that I may have become The Guy Who Moves Way Too Quickly for my own videos lol.
Blender Guru (Andrew Price) is one of my faves, and who hasn't got one of his donuts somewhere on their comp. Um, not the best Aussie accent, but I suppose you tried.
Or his brother that does tell you where all the add ons are, but instead of having you set everything up at the beginning of the tutorial, will stop his tutorial to tell you where to get the add on.
Blender shorts are painful. They show you the fastest way to do something but they always use the same cringe editing format: - Show you the wrong way with a buzzer sound effect - Show you the right way with a guitar riff in the background and a green tick after finishing it why do people edit their shorts like we were watching youtube kids brainrot content?
@@TheOscarGamer_ yep... Also funny how BlenderUstad's shorts (those are the ones you're mentioning in the comment) came up first on my homepage.. cough
If you do a second part don't forget to add the guy who makes 30 minutes of introduction while orbiting an empty viewport while rambling basic stuff before moving to the subject of the tutorial
Here's some I always come across with Blender. The person that uses a ton of Python scripting (the video is blurry and you can't read the code) The person that makes an amazing add-on for blender! How it works, and the absolute amount of possibilities! (The Add-On is behind a paywall, and they don't mention that it is) The Indian Guy. (Ties the "old tutorial" one, but this comes out a lot) The 2D animation guy. Pretty rare one to see for tutorial wise. The Mini Tutorial Guy.... Honestly kinda wish this type of blender content came back, it was nice. The Modding Tool guy. (For game mods) The Obligatory One Hour, Fifty Five Minute, and Fourty Three second Video of a 38 part series telling you about a feature in blender that really.... could be summed up in 10 seconds but you can't find for the LIFE of you anything regarding that feature and this is the only search result about it and it's really frustrating. I don't mean Blender Guru either. The "HDRI haven" guy.
Don't forget the guy who rips through important complicated steps at warp speed with little explanation or context, like the viewer is already an experienced expert who already knows and understands the 6 menus and settings he just flipped through without talking....
Don't forget the guy who won't shut up about node wrangler. Also the guy who says topology doesn't matter and proceeds to make the most topologically abysmal Eldritch horror you've ever seen just to make a soda can
Dio fa, sono davvero in 5 quelli che sanno che un video va editato ed un minimo recitato, e poi i nuovi si sorprendono sul perché l loro canale youtube non é mai visitato
Hey! ones made by an indian guy 16 years ago are the *foundation* of the blender community. They are an international treasure and should be treated as such
Let’s not forget the 20 second reel that shows you a feature/trick you didn’t ask for and yet makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about Blender forever.
You missed the one with the guy who has his own talking head in one corner of the video. Apart from that, I think you've caught them all and brightened up my day!
For someone who learned blender using the tutorial path this is funny. True flavor understanding of the different presentation types. I seldom get to enjoy humor directed so specifically at my personal history.
I'd like to nominate "guy who goes step by step but never explains why each decision was made" If I wanted to get a result without being able to apply my knowledge anywhere else, I'd just download a finished model
I was hoping they wouldn’t forget the 10,000 part tutorials that are for some reason the most common. I once tried learning it, but wasn’t committed enough to watch multiple videos just to model a photorealistic donut or something
1. I like the Blender videos where even if it's long, if there are chapters it helps a lot because I can skip to that point. I wish more longer tutorials has time stamps or chapters. 2. More Blender tutorials needs more free plugins. I'm broke and can't afford expensive plugins. 3. I'd learn a lot from anime style Blender tutorials from observing what tools they use or they put CC on the videos.
1:28 that absolute pile of nodes in the moist critical part There are so many red connections and group inputs/outputs, and you plug a points to vertices to the second output And then half of them are curves related I'm dying
There are also all these geniuses who have "EASY" tutorials but once you want to create your own thing nothing works and you finally give up and get demotivated and depressed
I can’t find it, but I remember I once saw a tutorial of a guy using the compositor to give toon outlines to your final image. Anyways, they didn’t say any words, but they just screamed and then subtitles would… translate(?) the screams. It was a very effective tutorial tbh and I used it for a May the Fourth day render
It’s important to be all 10 for balance
CG Geek does a fantastic job of that
as all default should cube
@CGMatter put the RNG cube away
i am absolutely depressed, 1 out of 10 down 😅
Fusion360.. when you gave up on learning autocad 3d because its too hard.
dont forget the entrepreneur who shows you how to delete the default cube and then asks you to buy their course
So blender guru 😂
almost all of them
😂😂😂
@@IcarusTheEagle The heck you on about?
@@tobbyman3dgawk gawk machine spotted.
The thing is that the Indian ones are always the ones that actually give you the right answer, but half of them are also slow tutorials.
Time to skim through the 2.5 Hour Tutorial!
When you are browsing UA-cam for half an hour watching pro tutorials and you can't find what you need right now and there's that one guy who barely speaks English, but quickly explains exactly what you are searching for. Big thanks to them, life savers 🙏
And you also replay parts of vid cus you didn't understand that they tried to say, making it double longer. At least with programming tutorials you can see what they type and follow that.
2.0x speed baby!
Indians are only good when it comes to maths and python. When it comes to creative topics STAY AS FAR AS POSSIBLE
So true! But you forgot "The guy who makes a 5 minutes intro to show a thing that takes literally 2 seconds to do"
Wasn’t that the slow one technically
@@science-of No they can talk fast. It's not about speed, it's about when they decide to get to the point.
Oh dear, I hate these ones so much haha 😂
The "big face that fills the screen" type, who wants to introduce who they are and what they look like before explaining the technology they're going to showcase, could be skipped if the intro was the only issue, but the real problem is that they usually don't put any useful information in their videos.
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"guys, my blender has some addons, but don't worry, you won't need them" *starts to use all his addons in tutorial 💀
That’s the typa guys I found in some tutorials.
If you aren't serious about 3D modeling then it's an understandable sentiment that you have.
@@translatedbird you don't have to have a $4000 copy of blender to be "serious" about it
And this happens when you've already watched 20min.
@@anttiv7109 Bro istg
you forgot the guy that uses 2000$ plugin
And at the same time, in the video he doesn’t talk about what plugin he uses.
@@sanicsanya its more annoying when they convince you that you can do amazing things in vanilla blender then proceed to only use their expansive plugins the entire time which makes it a requirement.
here for THIS comment
XD And Also he is probably the guy who made the plugin and also he is selling it. 50% off coupon in the comments section :D
Or other way around - you wanna learn vanilla, but he totally ignores it and uses everywhere The Cool Plugin to make everythings better.
I always have it with Mulab tutorials 🤦♀️
Don't forget the kid who always writes something in the searchbar or something instead of talking
ugh YES
Notepad, lol.
But they can’t touch type so there’s lots of backspacing 😅
Hahaha the silent teacher ones, I instantly skip.
@@Mercurio2435I have enough problems trying to stay awake during the talking ones.
dont forget the indian guy that legit has 480p only video but you learn more at his tutorials then any others combined.
he added that...
480p is good ass quality wtf
@@addi_addimodern anti-aliasing looks terrible in 480p though
I remember finding out about a russian blender tutorial on how to model and it was so in depth despite not being in a language I understood. Sometimes the diamonds really are in the rough.
@@ElegantHope Can you find it again?
You missed the .0001% who does a tutorial on exactly one feature that's over in 60 seconds and doesn't have any fluff. These people are the real GOATs.
I learned 3D modeling this way. lol literally just sifting past the popular 40 min vids to find the short 2-10 minutes one for the specific thing I’m trying to learn.
And this .0001% is Royal Skies
Let's not forget Blender Secrets.
I wish Ian would still make his lazy tutorials.
Why follow a 20 minutes tutorial stretched to fill more adds and 5 minutes talking of the Raid Shadow Legends when you can watch an Indian guy or a kid achieving the same in less than 2 minutes?
Seriously. You don't need more than one minute to explain how to bake sounds into f-curve.
the depressed guy models on artstation are always well made
It’s because Blender is the last good thing remaining in his life
@@catcactus1234😂😂😂
Oh noo 😭😭 @@catcactus1234
BRO 💀💀@@catcactus1234
@@catcactus1234*real*
The depressed one alone is 80% of Blender tutorials
This says a lot about blender
Now the question is.
Does blender appeal to depressed people, or does blender cause depression.
@@tomasgarza1249yes
@@tomasgarza1249It depends.
If you know how to use It and make something that you are then proud of It could cure depression.
On the other side blender can cause depression via being hard to learn.
I also found the interface a bit depressing too by having that prevalence of grey and black
@@tomasgarza1249as someone who works in blender as main tool at work, I'd say both
Don't forget the "Making a video for free" guy. The Bandicam watermark, the Filmora watermark, crappy/earrape mic, etc.
little do they know that OBS is also free...
@@mattplays3824OBS doesn't really work well with some low end computers, so some of us are stuck with Bandicam or other alternatives
@@mattplays3824sadly they didnt know yet i guess 😢
do bandicam have better performance on crappy pc compare to obs?
@@mccraftingtablelmao6204 idk, recording softwares are bad in general for crappy computers, i think.
You forgot the guy with a 16k monitor where you can't read a thing because the words are so small.
those are the ones that hurt the most 😭
ahahahaha I just scrolled down to 30% on a twitch stream to know what youre talking about - its the funniest siht
And then they uploaded the video in 1080p so you still can't see it if you plug in a 16k tv lol
Samuel Krug
Oh my god 😭
The indian guy that you barely can understand but has like the deepest knowledge of everything.
Yeah and that's 90% of the tutorials with actual content I search for, and I can't understand a f*king word
You forgot the "How I made THIS in Blender"
Software used : Zbrush, Substance Painter, After Effects, Photoshop, Final Render done in Blender.
1:05 the fan noise is soo real
And the fact that he sounds like he’s being recorded 5ft away
wait he made that vid from scratch i thought he actually took some random indian guy's 16 yr old vid n plopped it in lmaooo bro got it so right
You forgot how they always say "okay first, delete the cube,.....shift a, and add a cube-"
its part of the ritual
It makes the end product better, couldn't tell you why, just trust me bro
Can't go around making something with someone else's cube.
the default cube has settings on there that you have to change so you might as well delete it
@@ninlaw9810 The idea that the stock cube is not the default cube is funny to me
1. The tutorial that you've desperately been looking for and then find a timelapse with terrible music and no narration.
2. The tutorial that you've desperately been looking for and then you find out it's an advert for the tutorial on his Patreon.
the last one is legit considered a form of scam and is illegal in most country's specifically Canada and the UK. Not the US though thats why its so commen there to see corse seller scams. Its the same as not disclosing your sponsors. If someone goes that route and scams people and those people care enough to do something about it thats alot of trouble and possibly even jail time depending how bad it is.
ffs just call it a time lapse video, it's not a tutorial
i'm very guilty of the first thing you said XD,
wasn’t expecting the moist critical cameo at 1:08
t's fitting, considering what he's making.
lmfao i was looking for this comment
To be honest the depressed one was the easiest to follow along with
It's because we're all depressed too
@@faiir What? XD
@@faiir i guess that's just the blender culture, to bad i ain't depressed XD
Honestly, the tutorials that helped me the most are the ones that literally only cover 1 thing in the video. Straight to the point, no babbling, no rushing to make an entire project. I need to know how to do this super specific thing and nothing else. Those are my favourite format. Like the official Blender Fundamentals videos, or the ones by Royal Skies (though royal skies does talk a bit quick).
i.e. the videos which could've been a StackExchange q&a
@@RoamingAdhocrat some people learn better when listening to a voice and seeing it being done, rather than staring at text and still images.
Same, honestly after I had the basics down I found that I only used tutorials when I ran into specific issues and then overtime I learned the software and stopped needing them as frequently, it's just about patience really
Just choose a slower playback speed.
You forgot the one where the "How To Make X" tutorials are "Buy my X asset pack" product showcases
Or the inversion where they sell the node groups they show us how to make, I mean sure, thanks dude, you've really helped me out, but surely you're eating into your own customer base, are people really so lazy they can't just follow the tutorial themselves?
@@medafan53 They are
Blender guru rope tutorial:
1. Delete basic cube
2. Draw a line
3. Bump map from polygon
The guy from 16 years ago ironically tends to be the most helpful, for some reason.
Some ideas for a part 2:
-The non-narrator who uses a 'show don't tell' approach but then uploads the video in 480p.
-The geometry node 'variant' that stacks 100 modifiers without explaining what they do.
-The 'genius' that finds the most complicated process for creating the simplest objects.
-The tutorialist on Blenders built in video compositor (aka a blank screen).
-The second language tutorialist with accents so thick you need subtitles to follow along.
-Every video that has to remind us how to install a plugin, same as we constantly need reminded Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in an alleyway.
Yo all that is so for real 🤣
the one that only covers a topic in a shallow way but leaves you hanging with details .
the one that teaches you a recipe but not any fundamentals on how they achieved it.
the one that has way too many sponsors and affiliate links and premium courses
the one that gives bad artistic and career advise like not learning how to model things yourself.
the one that shills AI stuff all the time
the one that says how to do "thing" in blender but then they back track and do it in a third party paid software from adobie or something
Now hold up. You can't gripe about guys skipping over modifiers (which you should already know and can read the manual or watch any of the trillions of existing tutorials if you don't), and then turn around and gripe about guys explaining how to install add-ons, bc if they didn't everyone would cry in the comments about how it's too hard and it's physically impossible to Google "how install blender addon" on your own.
I wish more people would have the balls and respect for the audience to just say "this is an advanced tutorial that assumes you already know the basics." Oh well!
That first one is the bane of my life. Why even call it a tutorial????
the one whos using a bunch of plugins that arent enabled by default, maybe not even in the program by default, and doesnt mention it at all
I love the slow tutorials that also don't cover the issue you're having, so after watching their 10 minute intro, you finally give up and google your issue, adding "reddit" at the end of the search, only to find an obscure, old comment that directly fixes the problem. And the worst part is that it should have been in the tutorial you were watching, but for some reason it was completely missed by the person who made it....
yeah but that comment is most likely from 2007, so when you go look in your current version, you won't find anything stated in the answer, but it's still a anough clue to find an answer for the current blender version somewhere even deeper on the internet lol
the one from 15 years ago doesn't have the incredibly shitty grey UI where it becomes impossible for you to find a single property in a side tab because it doesn't exist anymore.
I love it because Blender is free...
This is actually so true. I love the depressed guy and that Blender Guru impression was SPOT ON. Also, I've seen so many tutorials where they go so slow that I may have become The Guy Who Moves Way Too Quickly for my own videos lol.
Blender Guru spoted on? LoL, he is a legend. I didn't know that they are another totors than him 😂
Those are generally the timelapse blender modeling tutorials with no explanation they just speed rush it and expect people to learn from it. 😂
Blender Guru (Andrew Price) is one of my faves, and who hasn't got one of his donuts somewhere on their comp. Um, not the best Aussie accent, but I suppose you tried.
well i just pause every second, still not very helpful XD
2:25 Even the cube became depressed. 📦
Ahah got me !
So... huu.. yeah, enough joy for today... huuh... back to my bed huuh
@@Thibaut_Guerquin yes 🥖👾🐃🐆🎈🏕🏟📻
💀😂
pressed*
The depressed guy trope opened my eyes to a whole new level of self-awareness 💀
What about the tutorial that uses a billion add-ons and doesn’t show where to get them so half of the tutorial is just impossible?
Or his brother that does tell you where all the add ons are, but instead of having you set everything up at the beginning of the tutorial, will stop his tutorial to tell you where to get the add on.
I'm reassured that the depressive one has taken enough control to make a tutorial.
Blender shorts are painful. They show you the fastest way to do something but they always use the same cringe editing format:
- Show you the wrong way with a buzzer sound effect
- Show you the right way with a guitar riff in the background and a green tick after finishing it
why do people edit their shorts like we were watching youtube kids brainrot content?
Cuz its trendy and the algorithm supports it. I agree with you. Its vomiting
And they always do it in 50x speed so you can't see anything they're doing
How about those "noob vs pro" ones?
@@WinQiu10 They are basically the same bs
@@TheOscarGamer_ yep... Also funny how BlenderUstad's shorts (those are the ones you're mentioning in the comment) came up first on my homepage.. cough
It’s always the Aussies or early 2000s Indian tech guys who are gurus.
Missing the "strawman" guy who roleplays as the audience's impractical thinking, just to make the video longer...
This is the sleeper hit comment of the video
I'm surprised The Guy Who Moves Way Too Slowly didn't start talking about his dog for no reason.
the old ones hurt the most
You've never felt true pain until you've had to adapt a pre-2.8 tutorial to work with modern Blender.
The old ones are awful. Specially when you go to the free dl of the tute mats and the website is long gone.
I'm over here still using 2.83, just dealing with the reverse lol (don't ask why I'm still in 2.8)
the guy who does stuff off camera "hey guys i went ahead and did this part off camera"
"add detail"
There’s the small UA-camr with 3 subs, makes the most helpful vid and is never seen again
its sad cuz they deserve more attention from the algorithm.
Written tutorials would avoid most of these issues, but they've been prosecuted as a capital offense in most jurisdictions since the early 2010s.
I only look at written tutorials for things generally now
Reasons why written tutorials are better:
1. Ctrl+F
That's it. That's all you need
@@HyLion literally
3:39 bro just started doing +18 ASMR from nowhere-
"I wish someone needed me" 2:02 XD
Came back and had to sub, it killed me again😂🔥
If you do a second part don't forget to add the guy who makes 30 minutes of introduction while orbiting an empty viewport while rambling basic stuff before moving to the subject of the tutorial
In the meantime, says nothing about the basic stuff. So you're still not sure what to do.
So true XD
1:15 you sound like friggin Charlie/penguinz0 there 😂
if i had to pick one of these, i'd watch the depressed guy. because i feel like he's suffered through enough to spare his viewers from the bs.
No Ian Hubert, "This is the hackiest shit I've ever seen on earth - oh wow it looks amazing" tutorial?
There is only one Ian Hubert.
@@NotSoMuchFrankly And there is only one Blender Guru...
I remember laughing way more than i should've when he created a 5 polygon tree and said "look at that tree ! it's so naughty"
@@mrlightwriter Ian Hubert >
have y'all ever seen the ones that tell you to go watch some body else's turtorial XD
Here's some I always come across with Blender.
The person that uses a ton of Python scripting (the video is blurry and you can't read the code)
The person that makes an amazing add-on for blender! How it works, and the absolute amount of possibilities! (The Add-On is behind a paywall, and they don't mention that it is)
The Indian Guy. (Ties the "old tutorial" one, but this comes out a lot)
The 2D animation guy. Pretty rare one to see for tutorial wise.
The Mini Tutorial Guy.... Honestly kinda wish this type of blender content came back, it was nice.
The Modding Tool guy. (For game mods)
The Obligatory One Hour, Fifty Five Minute, and Fourty Three second Video of a 38 part series telling you about a feature in blender that really.... could be summed up in 10 seconds but you can't find for the LIFE of you anything regarding that feature and this is the only search result about it and it's really frustrating. I don't mean Blender Guru either.
The "HDRI haven" guy.
the second to last one hits too close to home for everyone working with software on daily basis
the autodesk one was so funny lol
The depressed guy one had me laughing and the 6 year old one sent me with the whole applauding the cylinder
Saaaaame xD
using blender always starts with:
Step 1. Delete the default cube.
Step 2. Add a cube.
the depressed one was gold haha
0:30 all turtorials i watch are like this. from proggramming to how to tie your shoe. I usually watch turtorials on 1.5x cause i can still understand
Don't forget the guy who rips through important complicated steps at warp speed with little explanation or context, like the viewer is already an experienced expert who already knows and understands the 6 menus and settings he just flipped through without talking....
and then slows down for the 3 simple parts for some reasom
The Depressed Guy transcends all genres of tutorials
A few days ago, I stumbled upon a Blender tutorial where some apparently completely baked dude showed how to make weed buds
Don't forget the guy who won't shut up about node wrangler. Also the guy who says topology doesn't matter and proceeds to make the most topologically abysmal Eldritch horror you've ever seen just to make a soda can
This was kind of hard to watch but that means you've nailed it
I am Italian and almost all Italian tutorial are “the depressed guy”, this is why I watch English videos. At least you can find a lot of variety!! 😁
Dio fa, sono davvero in 5 quelli che sanno che un video va editato ed un minimo recitato, e poi i nuovi si sorprendono sul perché l loro canale youtube non é mai visitato
Hey! ones made by an indian guy 16 years ago are the *foundation* of the blender community. They are an international treasure and should be treated as such
Let’s not forget the 20 second reel that shows you a feature/trick you didn’t ask for and yet makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about Blender forever.
Perfect tutorial about blender tutorials.
Should've used Blender 2.4 for the old version lol
That's what I was thinking, and recording the screen at a 4:3 ratio.
and at 480p
You forgot to add the obnoxiously long cringe dubstep intro for Nr.7 that takes up half of the video... its quintessential.
And there are those clickbaity ones with titles like "Click this button to make your render 10X better"
oh no not those XD,
Dont forget the dude who says “it’s really pretty simple, it’s not that complicated, it’s easy stuff, i learned by testing things out for myself”
You missed the one with the guy who has his own talking head in one corner of the video. Apart from that, I think you've caught them all and brightened up my day!
its always the bottom right corner with all the important stuff lol
For someone who learned blender using the tutorial path this is funny. True flavor understanding of the different presentation types. I seldom get to enjoy humor directed so specifically at my personal history.
4:06 The 9th guy sounds like a rapper lol
I'd like to nominate "guy who goes step by step but never explains why each decision was made"
If I wanted to get a result without being able to apply my knowledge anywhere else, I'd just download a finished model
Why is this accurate 😭lol 3:16 I wish at least teach them how to invert and extrude 😅
I was hoping they wouldn’t forget the 10,000 part tutorials that are for some reason the most common. I once tried learning it, but wasn’t committed enough to watch multiple videos just to model a photorealistic donut or something
The one from 16 years ago should have the ancient version with all the hotkeys being completely different lol
The one where they use neither cyclee or eevee, but rather BlenderRender.
Funny thing is, the guy from 16 years ago, his Tutorials 9/10 times still works.
you forgot about ai voices
(edit: how tf stupid comments get alot of likes)
brooo LOL true - for part 2!
Frick you're right bro
oh jeez, the worst of the worst tutorials with the shitty "ai" bs.
@@clonemace just make a part 2...lol
Dude those get so annoying lol
3:26 as someone who makes unedited videos, this is so relatable
same.
especially the people who fucking speed up the video forgetting about us and just doing it like we're not here watching.
hi
5 Minute Tutorial to make a sky of Stars! 1 Minute Tutorial to make a city lazily!
@@Dassad I texted you on roblox btw
I haven’t used Blender in my life and these still somehow feel so relatable
S tier video
This is why I bought a physical book.
1. I like the Blender videos where even if it's long, if there are chapters it helps a lot because I can skip to that point. I wish more longer tutorials has time stamps or chapters.
2. More Blender tutorials needs more free plugins. I'm broke and can't afford expensive plugins.
3. I'd learn a lot from anime style Blender tutorials from observing what tools they use or they put CC on the videos.
Forgot the guy who just breaths and lip smacks straight into the mic while performing a simple task.
2:07 is wild lol
Don't forget the guy that uses text instead of his voice
Tbh I usually prefer just having text with explanation on screen than having to listen to guy rambling, no need to turn off music this way
and they are all saving my life! thank you tutorial people for making these for us ❤
The one with deafening music is my personal favorite 😌
At least the guy from 16 years ago actually is well paced
1:52 I think this one sounds like he realy wanna sleep.
i remember learning more with the indian Owl Cube tutorial, than the Donut
1:28 that absolute pile of nodes in the moist critical part
There are so many red connections and group inputs/outputs, and you plug a points to vertices to the second output
And then half of them are curves related I'm dying
There are also all these geniuses who have "EASY" tutorials but once you want to create your own thing nothing works and you finally give up and get demotivated and depressed
4:36
Did
you
Just
copy
and
pasted
cylinder as a sprinkles?!
Ladies and gentelmans, this guy officialy won
I did not expect to be absolutely blinded while watching this 😭
No 6 sounds like he’s about to use the suicide node
I can’t find it, but I remember I once saw a tutorial of a guy using the compositor to give toon outlines to your final image. Anyways, they didn’t say any words, but they just screamed and then subtitles would… translate(?) the screams. It was a very effective tutorial tbh and I used it for a May the Fourth day render
3:02 I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
"The light and the camera, we don't really need those, I wish someone needed me.." LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂
1:38 i dont use blender but holy shit that is a family tree
( i use blender now but that is still a family tree )
As someone who uses geometry/shader nodes a _lot_ it isn’t even really an exaggeration.
I love how everyone knows the Indian guy is always THE GOAT.
0:58 Definitely SFM Tutorials that are closer to 11 years ago.
6. The depressed guy is very common in programming tutorials 😂😂😂
Your acting is very good! Especially number 7 triggered deep, visceral anxiety within me
Also the guys who dont really know blender so they make the most beginner content imaginable.