Historically, Borko always said dat Sopranos theories was nothing more than a glorified channel. Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left.
HBO: Here's a message for your subscribers: stay away from Sopranos uploads, don't even watch 'em on Sunday. Borko: I'll tell them. HBO: They've been told. Twice. Now i'll tell them.
I completely sincerely, unironically wish they had done more with Cary. He seemed like a funny galoot type mobster who was also a low key badass. Too bad he was only in like 2 scenes.
@PlayerToBeNamedLater1973 Fans of the show saying "I wish they'd done more with [so-and-so]" has become a running joke so I wanted to differentiate my comment as a serious one. Maybe I should've said "in all seriousness" instead of "unironically."
the thing that always got me about this scene. the amount of forensics, fingerprints left in there by Paulie. surely the feds have his prints on file from when he was locked up on gun charges? i know i got to maintain a certain level of disbelief but....
3:02 See that's the thing Paulie just made a net total of $400,000 but all he's talking to little Paulie about is how he had to give Carmela $100,000. God bless everyone.
HBO: This is all a message to your friends like TonySoprano and Akash MJ, stay away from posting Sopranos clips. Don't even try to upload Phil Leotardo, not even on sundays. Borko: I'll tell them! HBO: They've been told. Twice. Now I'll tell them.
In Soprano all deaths and kil**ng are looked like hard to achieve, you can actually see that this is hard to do and there are many obstacles and unexpected turns. In most of the movies/shows kil**ngs is like arcade mode in a game.
I love how the first score was a "once-in-a-lifetime" score with a suitcase full of small bills. Later on they get much more money off of the dishwasher heist and it is never really made out to be as big a deal to Tony.
Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90
im banned
Another upload already? Borko, all you have is uploads on your mind. Take a night. Smell da' grilled cheese of da' RADiator.
Fing nauseating. You don’t ever admit the existence of this Radeator, not ever
J😅ui@@shidcat9322😊j😊
Paulie’s balls jumped out of a tree with a chainsaw. The Columbians had a right to defend themselves.
Keepin the testes elevated, whateva happened there
Colombians*
@@juliocabrera4054*Columbines
they shoulda crawled under his balls for warmth
@@NothingSubversiveWHATEVA HAPPENED THERE??
This is all a message to HBO. Stay away from Borko's channel, don't even drive out, not even on Sundays
I'll tell them
@@zinan2959They've been told twice, now I'll tell em 💥🔫
Don't even drive out to Belgrade
Look Joey, todays HBOs lucky day.. it made it to the “R”s
You know who liked HBO? Joe Peeps
I survived by da skin of my nuts when Soprano theories and Borko were going at it.
They aint a bigger cocksucker than HBO!
he he he you hear that Tone
I just want borko to kno there could be a line of ceerious's a mile long
Soprano Theories!? I told you, that's a glorified channel!!!
Historically, Borko always said dat Sopranos theories was nothing more than a glorified channel. Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left.
That dishwasher never had the makings of a varsity stash spot.
Small racks!
Neither did paulies testicles… he couldn’t get through a physical
Shoulda hid it in the shine box...
Sucks we didn't get the scene of them getting the money, that would have been comedy gold
Must you always bring that up at the supper table?!
Although not verbally mentioned here, it’s heavily implied that Phil did 20 years in the can
never happened, and he'll deny everything;
He compromised
... and for what?
very allegorical you bring that up especially as we approach a precipice
Bubba did Phil 20 yrs in his can
"Words to the wise, remember pearl harbor"
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullsh*t
🤙
@@goodyeoman4534 Worse than bullshit
I don't understand.
What does this mean?
"Spend some, you'll get over it"
"I'll never get over it" one of the most epic lines in the entire series
The 'entire' series? Listen to yourself. You sound demented.
Yes! I love that line. What a miserable old prick.
Paulie needs that money for his long range planning.
Uhhhh no. Not even close.
“There better not be any pesos in there”
Paulie's balls were the best character, i dont see how they could have done more with them
There's an image
"Any hinky shit and you'll be baking pizzas with Al Capone again"
Alternate universe show called “The Altos” where Cristóbal, Pablo Walnuts, and Salvador “Big Pussy” rob an Italian drug trafficker.
Did that refried beans line hurt your feelings? Awwwwww poor you.
B@@ascendant95That didn't sound as cool as you thought, stfu, cringe af
@@ascendant95It sounds like u were the one that was offended. It was clearly a joke.
A time traveler kicks a rock
Commendatori to Paulie's walnuts.
that's respect!
Your testicles, whatever happened there..
That reaction shot of Paulie in the thumbnail will always make me laugh.
They’re not his eyeballs there his actual balls
@@alanFhis groin & balls!
Tony didn't like Juan Valdez getting separated from his donkey because he knows what it's like to lose a pet.
it's like a cat who stares at you all day;
1:50 Paulie suddenly gets a burst of inhumane John wick skill with that reaction time and predicting that knife strike
well he did win the chin ups cup tree weeks in a row.
Look at that definition
@@afromasterchiefthey wanted him for the boxing 🥊 poster. The guy was half a phag, but he was flattered just the same.
😂😂😂
I think he just got extremely lucky that he happened to put both his arms back right when the guy stabbed.
20 years later and the Spanish music still sounds the same, just like it did 20 years before that.
that music is like a cancer
That's what the ladies like worldwide.
20 years in the can
It just reminds me of sweating my bollocks off in a market that music.
Its the same shitty beat for every single song no matter the artist
HBO: Here's a message for your subscribers: stay away from Sopranos uploads, don't even watch 'em on Sunday.
Borko: I'll tell them.
HBO: They've been told. Twice. Now i'll tell them.
💥 🔫
Poor Clarence. How much betrayal can one man take?
In my mind I use the technique of Sun Tazoo visualization
@@jasonthorn9460 while carrying a 60inch projector?
@@jasonthorn9460Zoo! Sun Zoo, you ass kiss!
Did Paulie ever get that ultrasound on his groin and balls?
No, but he did go to the ENT department to get his hearing checked.
Paulie’s balls could have hair on ‘em like Casey Kasem and he’d still need an ultrasound.
Doc says he has to wear a strap to keep the testes elevated
CAT scan, dog scan.
He did-dent
Borko: “Still stewin about those copyright claims? Release some Game of Thrones shit, you’ll get over it”
HBO: “I’ll never get over it”
HBO "its hard to get forget, but I don't forget."
Paulie probably thinks Basha Fresh is Colombian .
How about some los pollos hermanos instead then?
No, you got it wrong? I was Baja Fresh. With Baja being pronounced BA JA in English. Get your shit correct!
@@johnjuarez8005 Take it easy, we're not making a western here
Aren't they??
@@johnjuarez8005 glad you're able to discern both the sacred and the propane - you must have graduated at the top of your class;
In the Czech Republic too we love Bork
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We also do , here in Chechnya
The details of Paulie's recliner with plastic covering, is so authentic.
Just when I think I’m out, Borko pulls me back in.
I completely sincerely, unironically wish they had done more with Cary. He seemed like a funny galoot type mobster who was also a low key badass. Too bad he was only in like 2 scenes.
Unironically? Why do people use that idiotic expression?
@PlayerToBeNamedLater1973 Fans of the show saying "I wish they'd done more with [so-and-so]" has become a running joke so I wanted to differentiate my comment as a serious one. Maybe I should've said "in all seriousness" instead of "unironically."
I know, Borko. Goddamn it,
I'll pick up the Sensodyne.
Great video Don Borko
Very allegorical.
The graphics for the gta 6 missions looks so lifelike
Borko’s nose hairs look like BX cables!
Me looking at Borkos uploads: “oh I love a mixed salad”.
Don junior has been separated from his donkey, chalk it up to the headless horseman
You’re a cautious man…
How much betrayal can Paulie's balls take?!?!?
His balls feel like they’ve been stabbed in da hart!
Borko uploading? It's supposed to be empty here day time
1 UA-cam clip I watch, every morning
Oogatz here!
Can’t tell me Paulie didn’t have Tony whacked😂
Paulie, Patsy and New York
Fuckin slander ask me
He is a judas of the "family". It was Paulie who was telling T about snakes and why you shouldn't trust one. Very allegorical.
@@AR-hw9zi good one😂😂😂😂
@@VincenzoMGREX He even says for the cats they are the snakes in fur, when that cat was staring at Chrissies picture
Tell em to put it in the trunk - Paulie Walnuts
Who? The guatemalan?
@austinjimenez1699
That's what Vito said
@@gerryg8207You can go
Probably bullshit
@@gerryg8207you can go
Little Paulie always had the makings of a varsity ball-icer.
Is DAT HIM? With da fuckin sombrero?
😂
You eva where dat sombrero at your AA meetings, Chrissy, and you be Fing OSTRIFIED!!!!
He was actually carrying in refried beans. Just as easily coulda been a crib
Thank you Uncle Borko!
the thing that always got me about this scene. the amount of forensics, fingerprints left in there by Paulie. surely the feds have his prints on file from when he was locked up on gun charges? i know i got to maintain a certain level of disbelief but....
Well I think the implication is that in most of these situations they just cut out the in-between time where it's them cleaning up after themselves.
Yes. I saw Paulie never used gloves😊
There's fingerprints on the breakfront. I want this place to sparkle
@@ricoanderson6626 And it's not like a cartel is going to the cops when they find their guys dead.
I wish they did more with the refried beans that Paulie mentioned… they were my favorite character on the show
again with the raping of the culture?
Paulie should've entered the 2nd stash house and said, "commendatori", that way the Colombians would've known he was showing a sign of respect.
I’m gonna hoof it back to the hotel- I gotta take a wicked shit. 💩🚽
That's like a commander!
It's always satisfying to see the mob go after other organizations for once instead of constantly eating their own.
Let me tell you a couple of thee things. I always watch a new Borko video
Cineranter is nothing but a glorified TikTok
There aren't any videos in borkos video channel
“They’ve been told, twice, now I’ll tell them” is such a cold line
That apartment could have used an interior decorator, it looked like shit
probably because a bunch of czechoslovakians ruined the place;
30 other people lived there
@@speckyferns678016 to be exact
Damn good thing the NYPD does such shoddy forensic work, because these "professional " wise guys left a mountain behind.
1:59 Paulie's face lmao
A new upload? I came all over the sun visor!
I’m celebrating this clip with a New Zealand Peaberry coffee du jour.
Really?! Now really celebrate with a triple scoop of blueberry ice cream on a hot summer night. The Animal will think you deserve it.
That’s nice. I’m celebrating with a “just coffee”
@@TheRobWay1 ☕️
Again with the rape of the culture
U ate putsy before we gave u the gift of our cuisine
So, in The Sopranos universe, the Sopranos glorified crew basically does what Omar does in The Wire.
“Rip and run. I rob drug dealers.”
Score that comes along once in a lifetime, what happened?
It died on the vine.....
You got the briefcase, I got the gun
@@molasorrosalom4846
It petered out
3:02 See that's the thing Paulie just made a net total of $400,000 but all he's talking to little Paulie about is how he had to give Carmela $100,000.
God bless everyone.
Three people were killed there, he's been hurt and he must give big part of it to a c- who thinks is entitled to everything
@@mariozd971 But he made a net profit of about $400,000 a take like that from one job almost never happens.
God bless you.
@@mariozd971and he needs an ultrasound on his groin and balls
Paulie Walnuts became Paulie Peanuts.
When I check yt home for Borko's new upload only to find out there is none: oogazz here!
The face Paulie makes, I just can’t! I need that on a T shirt, ASAP!
This is really one of the only times you see an actual gang war in sopranos.... Its always interesting to see the boys at work.
DONT EAT THAT PEPPA!
What did he say?
You should call dr. Cuomo!
Love the little three stooges moment at the start.
1:41 *Yakety Sax begins to play*
Is it just me or would you guys agree that when Paulie said “Jeez my fuckin balls” it gave off sitcom vibes 🤣
I like the 2nd scene a lot better. Especially the jabeep Paulie took with him. "Shoot the prick!' "Get the f*ck outta the way!" lol
The Colombian’s knee was a made man and Paulie’s balls weren’t. And there was nothing we could do about it
Real spicball bullshit
The Thumbnail should be forever be known as the "Toma...Toma...Toma..." meme.
Poor Paulie.
Greatest thumbnail in recorded internet history
Send two guys to take on a stash house? Yeah right!
Yeh but they sent THE guy look at how Paulie handled the 2 Colombians
I love, that this show is getting kinda viral with its absolute fucking masterclass writing
2:54 And to think. In that line of work, that's peanuts. Las venta de los narco drogas, son una industria lucrativo.
Da Freeze!
hbo: borko you have been told twice to stop
borko: heh heh heh
A score like that come once in a lifetime
The way Paulie was all rolled up on the floor, I figured he’d be singing soprano for a while.
I wish they did more with Pablo Escobar, he was my favourite character
0:20 paulie strongly evokes james cagney here...
How about Paulie's face when he got kicked in the bawls?
Поли Галтиери (Tony Sirico) is the most colorful character and person in reality. R.I.P.
"They been told, twice, now I'll tell them. Doof" 10secs later "haha Bingo"
HBO: This is all a message to your friends like TonySoprano and Akash MJ, stay away from posting Sopranos clips. Don't even try to upload Phil Leotardo, not even on sundays.
Borko: I'll tell them!
HBO: They've been told. Twice. Now I'll tell them.
Vito: "When Paulie needed an ultrasound on his balls, he was calling me everyday...I was this close." 🤏
Timeline got fucked up
@@AR-hw9ziSome timeline! It was fuggin mayhem
It’s a good thing, because your braciole ain’t even that long!
Spends time stating the message to be delivered. Shoots the messenger in the head.
Best comedy ever !
Paulie took one for the team in the second heist. Or I guess we should say two for the team. 😉
In Soprano all deaths and kil**ng are looked like hard to achieve, you can actually see that this is hard to do and there are many obstacles and unexpected turns. In most of the movies/shows kil**ngs is like arcade mode in a game.
Paulie is a fucking badass. 😂
Fingerprints are all over the place and your not behind bars, come on"
"ma fuckin BALLS!"
When he was in the service, he won the chin-up cup- three weeks in a row.
It's not easy going through life carrying beach balls down there.
Word to the wise, MY FUCKING BAWLS
Lil Paulie’s look at the end “well you can try but I don’t think she’ll sleep with you paulie.”
I love how the first score was a "once-in-a-lifetime" score with a suitcase full of small bills. Later on they get much more money off of the dishwasher heist and it is never really made out to be as big a deal to Tony.
Lil Paulie absolute look of disproval at the end there.
His fkn bawls!!
los cangris music in the background
refryin' beans wit Pablo Escabah.. damn
Borko's commenters. Like Bobby's Dad with the Entemann's, never come empty handed. Salud!
2:59 quentin tarantino ova here
"Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey - as predicted by , Quasimodo !"
"You still stewin about that money? Spend some, you'll get over it" - Don Borko to HBO after they claim half his catalogue
“the freeze!” 😂
Paulie liked a nice Italian red...with some nice Colombian white 😉
And to enjoy it with some Fava beans and a census taker
🗣 fh fh fh fh i
The plastic on the recliner cracks me up.
1:59 Paulie did get out of the way.
If he didn’t then he would have been refrying beans with Pablo Escobar Again.
0:08 reminds me of the three stooges