It’s crazy how many times Paulie has fucked up, and still out lived everyone.
“Listen to this prick giving orders” Paulie you’re in HIS home and he asked you to do a simple favor😂
That was not "a favour". Cheesefuck shouldn't be touching it without asking in the first place.
Plus Paulie's giving him shit for owning a DVD player in the early 2000's?
@@80s_Boombox_Collector more like he is jealous of him owning all this shit
You know you have a drinking problem when Christopher tells you it's too early
I 'll bet it wouldn't have been too early to do a couple lines or shoot up, though.
I'm just realizing Paulie was acting this way because he was annoyed that Tony made him change his plans for the day.
Just like he beat the kid who’s father owned the construction site because him and his mother were in bad terms
@@shadywiskerz not only that, he had heard how the mother of the kid begged Tony not to hurt him. He got jealous of their mother son relationship because he learned out that his mother was his aunt and his real mother was a hooowa
Did Paulie need to carve an eight hour window for the trip to the social security department or something?
If he had just picked up the money without being a jackass, he would’ve had plenty of time to the other thing.
Paulie is probably the only one that can cause trouble with an interior decorator. Valery was a nice guy, he even offered them drinks when they came in.
@@TjamVideoMan Couldn’t have been a very good one. His house looked like shit.
@@mikem6176 He worked for the RUSSIAN Ministry of the Interior - for whom he had killed 16 Chechen rebels SINGLE HANDED"!
He "redecorated" for them!
@@andygossard4293 You should learn the BIG difference between Czechoslovakia and Chechenya...
Otherwise you're about as intelligent as Paulie!🙄
and this was the beginning of the most hilarious hour of television to this day
@@hansoloburger2322 that will never not be hilarious 😅😂 Chris was dead serious 😅😂
The fact paulie makes it the end of show is nothing short of a miracle
I suspect that is a message that Paulie, who disappeared, was a traitor at the end and went over to New York.
Yep. The shit with Johnny kinda showed that Paulie was more than capable of being a traitor and it probably signaled to New York that he’d fall in line if his family got wiped out. I mean no one else would lay down for that shit, and if they were the type to retaliate they were dead long before the last episode, ie Silvio and Bobby.
Chase had to promise Sirico his character doesnt become a rat, that helped.
The Best part was that the situation was so easily avoidable 🤣
@@brendanjoyce645 Poor Chris was dragged into this probably wanted to take Adriana out that night but plans changed
Alas, often real-life s*it kicks the fan, because stupid decision at the wrong time.
Yeah if Paulie just kept his mouth shut. Dude was a trouble maker and I’m still bothered to this day he never got whacked when he deserved it.
Paulie being a prick for no reason is so funny. He cant even he civil for 5 minutes to get 5 Grand.
I feel like Valery was the one who clipped Tony at the end as payback for Paulie breaking his universal remote.
Valery was found up in a tree by Boy Scouts, who took him to the hospital. Valery underwent brain surgery and never remembered anything of this incident.
That’s been my theory all along: either Valery or one of his friends. That would make sense.
Honestly, the guy showed a hell of a lot of restraint. Paulie did nothing but insult the guy since he walked through the door and is still cordial. Paulie gets insulted once and immediately kills the guy. Italian mobsters have the most fragile egos, man.
Are you surprised? Guy was having a manicure at the start of the video. Haha.
The Russian was drinking,probably All relaxed and that’s why he was so cool.
How was he insulting Paulie? All he did was tell him to put the remote back
Chris didn’t know what the Cuban missile crisis was but was right up on the universal remote control.
that is a interesting moment, Cuban missile crisis was a fiction to him, even with the Period photos and disclaimer Historical notes in the intro / outro. So what is 911 to under 20's now....
Any way you cut it, Paulie was out of line. The Russian had the money ready for them. He wasn't holding out on them. Plus, he was connected to Slava who had a lot of business with Tony. Paulie got lucky he didn't get into trouble.
Tony even told him that if there was to be a blowback from this, then it would be on him, and no one else.
@@tewaewae yeah ! Why get invested in a story and its characters! It's not like that's the point.
@@antoinelachapelle3405 exactly, save the emotional energy for real people and comunities.
Pine Barrens: Widely accepted as the best and funniest episode of the entire Soprano's series.
I still put Funhouse, and Long Term Parking and maybe 1 or 2 others ahead of it.
@@davidodoms2812 season 3 kinda peaked with Pine Barrens which overshadows the penultimate and finale eps. Season 5 has 2 of the best episodes of the series back to back with Long Term Parking then All Due Respect.
Same with season 2, the last 2 episodes were amazing Knights In White Satin Armor and then Funhouse. Funhouse was amazing because we see Pussy is doomed once Tony accepts it and the way he comes to terms with it thru hallucinating fever dreams from food poisoning is just insane!
“Must’ve cracked his windpipe, that’s it for him” 🤣 gets me everytime
We need a cut of Dr Paulie and resident Chrissy diagnosing their victims. The waiter needs to take medicine for a rock to his head.
If you take all these clips in isolation you'd assume the Sopranos was a comedy. Amazing writing
Farewell Paulie. Rest in peace Tony Sirico 🕊 You'll be dearly missed.
“Universal remote. You probably wiped your ass bare handed before you came to this country didn’t you?” The most despicable and hilarious line in TV history.
Also when furio comes Paulie tells Tony why is he coming? To see what indoor plumbing looks like. lol ua-cam.com/video/Tt0-xtpfISk/v-deo.html
The Russian voiced Bulgarin in the GTA4 games as well. Love how thick his accent is.
Bulgarin can't go bowling right now. He's floating down the Humbolt, just off the Guernsey shore, where the tuna fish play.
after this episode they should have made tv series about only paulie and christoper's adventures.
"Prob-lee wiped your ass barehanded 'til you came to this country".
Feels like Paulie was sometimes less than sympathetic toward folks from other cultures.
Especially considering how he is Italian and his people came on boats and lived in really bad conditions.
He was in the US military no? No surprise he hates Russians.
Chris hanging onto the Russian’s guy’s back and screaming “Paulie where the fuck are you?!!!” will never not be funny
"Watch it comrade" 😂😂😂 RIP Tony Sirico
He even offered them a drink.... Paulie was such a prick sometimes
Seriously, the guy didn't even do anything wrong. He basically had to die because he wasn't a doormat that just let Paulie push him around. I know Paulie is a fan favorite character but I grew up in an italian neighborhood in Brooklyn and then Boston, I knew guys like PAulie and I hated every one of them.
Paulie is a prick like when chrissy won at pool paulie flipped him off instead of giving him the money if paulie won he would have went ape shit on chrissy for not paying him i hate people like that
Paulie was in the service during the Cold War. Probably hated Russians more than anything.
@@bostontowny4life744 he wasn't a doormat because he was a total badass, experienced special forces soldier, was never going to be afraid of Paulie
@@bostontowny4life744I always thought dude got away, seem like he was in the tree after getting shot in the head and then paulies car was stolen, but it could of been towed and dude died somewhere in the woods, wish the writers would of let us known, cause the Russia boss never mentioned him again and Paulie never mentioned if his car stolen or towed
Damn that makes you hate Pauly so much for escalating a conflict over something so simple. All the Russian guy did is tell him to put the remote back after he pays them and Pauly still treats him like trash
he was cordial to both of them, and pauly is just a complete asshole. Sucks but thats life.
Probably not smart to tell somebody to do something in a position like Paulie though. I'd just let him do what he has to and put it back myself. Or better yet, pay so nobody comes to your home lol
@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagoolWell of course he wouldn't take shit from Paulie. He took down 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator!
@@flochforster22 Fair point made. Now put the remote on docking station!!
Gotta love Walnuts..
Disrespects a guy in his own home, breaks his remote on purpose and when the guy gets upset and curses at him, Paulie gets offended...😅😅😅😅😅
I can't believe those two black guys broke Valery's universal remote and then choked him out
Imagine how this would have went if Valery wasn't piss drunk
Chris and Paulie would be dead lol. He was drunk and got glassed in the face and still immediately tackled Paulie and started choking his ass.
This is the best episode of the entire series.
Yea that universal remote was one of my favorite characters. Wish they would of done more with it.
"What are you a fuckin' doctor now?! Whadda we gonna do?!" lol Chrissy has some of the best lines.
Paulie: "whadda we gonna do?!"
Chrissy: "It'll be okay. We'll get him to pay for some therapy"
Paulie goes from a relaxing manicure to mayhem in the Pine Barrens 😂
His house actually looked pretty good. Chris must have really high standards.
Chrissy seemed to prefer his decor to include Crack spoons and smack syringes with the occasional dog pancake. Suffice to say, Adriana’s rack and his Schnozz was about the only two things tying the place together.
Its actually ironic cus christopher had the shittiest house out of all the made guys. Even Paulie and Juniour had humble but alright looking houses. Chris' house looked like depression made manifest in an apartment.
@@joeyc8622 yeah i forgot about that, but when he was with Ade their house looked like a depressing shithole.
Man, you've been uploading for a decade.
You should've been a made man years ago.
You have my respect. Thank you for all of it.
Imagine Valery against Jean-Phillip - the guy who owed Artie money... Wouldn't turn out well for France - "Put 50k on docking station".
0:39 I love the way Tony gently chides Paulie like he's a sulking child. 🤣
Knock on the door.
Russian: Who is it?
Paulie: KGB open up.
Great dialogue lol 😂
Another scene the same ..When he knock crissy door
Crissy : who tf
Paulie : FBI open up 😂 . I swear paulie is the most hilarious mobster
"Listen to this prick giving orders"....
My fav line
I always wondered where Paulie ended and Tony Sirico began....
What a beautiful authenticity he added to this MAGNIFICENT piece of TV ART!!
RIP Tony Sirico
Cmon tone everyone knows you really run things ever since Borko became the chemosabe
“Must’ve cracked his windpipe..that’s it fa’him” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol sil giving him a doctors note 😂 then walking away all sick made me laugh
It was the address for the Russian. That's why Tony ripped it up right after he told Paulie. Cover the tracks and evidence.
Dude would've killed Paulie 1v1
Nothing suspicious about two very Italian looking guys loading a rolled carpet into the trunk of a car in an alley.
When this aired, I imagined a universal remote WITH docking station ran about $27,000
“Who is it?”
“KGB”
lol
The funny thing is I work with a guy named Valerie, who came from the Soviet Union and he talks exactly like this character
I watch it like it's a movie. "Pine Barrens," better than most gangster flicks. Buscemi's direction is spot on, the location can only be done in The Sopranos, and Imperioli & Sirico do some of their best comedy and dialogue in their careers.
What happened to te Russian? Chase said in only one interview that he survived, his boss/pal sent him back to Russia to recuperate, and likely he was disabled. Hey, Paulie got him in the head.
It is the Italins that still live with their parents. Paulie still lives with his mother. And it is strange that Christofur has his own apartment. When in reality he would move his fiance to live in his mother's house.
@@haylobos8261 wtf are you talking about? Why would he want his fiancee living with his mother? They live together in the same apt.
@@LordTalax I just explained it to you idi yacht. Italians don't leave the house at 18. They are famous for that. Dam ku ku.
They should have wrote this Russian back into a later script. The best in the entire series.
@@pablo_giustiniani of all the possible explanations that's the least likely... He was an interior decorator
I read in a forum somewhere that chase originally had him make an appearance later on sweeping up in the background of the Russian spot but he was mentally disabled from the shooting and had no memory of the incident. Not sure if this is true but that’s what some fan said.
@@Cheesusful well they already used that for the great ending...no need to reuse it.
Paulie walked in there looking for a fight. He found it.
Great actor, great writer and this episode hammered Steve Buscemi as a fantastic director also.
TonySoprano- where's Borko?
Don Junior- with the luggage
And cineranter?? He was last seen in jersey too. People are concerned for his well being.. Hehehe
@@purplesword5536 So was the Hindenburg, maybe you should look into that, too.
It was revenge for universal remote, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Universal remote was a made man, and interior decorator wasn’t. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.
Paulie sliced Universal Remote so thin it liquified in the pan with just a little oil.
That’s funny!
Well played!
I remember thinking walking out of the apartment I was going to get whacked. See universal remotes don’t come dressed as disguises. They come as your friends. When your at your most vulnerable.
Funny....Funny how? How is universal remote funny. Like its here to amuse you. How the fuck is universal remote funny.
"I must have cracked his windpipe. That's it for him."😂😂😂
I love these old soprano channels coming back to life again ....can't wait for the movie
These clips are addictive
In Paulie’s defence, the guy jumped out of a tree and… well, you all know the rest.
3:30 Incredible acting performance
“What are you a doctor now?!…”
RIP Paulie
Paulie was always starting something but he was my favorite character him and and Uncle June
The way the fights are put together is so good, they’re realistic to the point where a fight is usually a comically awkward and pathetic looking thing
''You probably wiped your ass barehanded till you came to this country...'' get's me everytime! Gotta Love paulie
RIP to the great Tony Sirico.
The only annoying thing about this episode is that I think this was a turning point in how they would use Paulie from then on. I liked him a lot more in the first 2 seasons, he was a lot less comic relief and more badass. For the rest of the show, he was a complaining, lonely, one-liner machine. With a few cool moments mixed in
Early Paulie was a real Lufthansa-era wiseguy. The type of dudes they made Goodfellas about. The level of bonehead they had him sink to was depressing. Tony looked at Paulie with Scorsese glasses on, thinking him so historically important to the crew, and it would somehow be 'wrong' to clip him.
@@listentothenightfilms I think it’s that as much as he fucked up Tony still loved paulie. And I think the admiration that he personally had for paulie as a kid sort of blinded him
I think they completely jumped the shark with the character when he killed his mother's elderly friend over nothing.
The show is beloved, and deservedly so, but there were so many shark-jumping and fanservice moments (e.g. the Vipers) that you notice upon rewatch, that it loses its lustre.
@@Avengerie Tony's hilarious impression of the bikers "We're widd da vipers!" and the look on his face when pretending to be the Grizzly Adams motherfucker seeing the gat made it all worth it.
You know that Chris wanted that drink 😂
Pauly definitely escalated the situation. He gave them the 💰 money, offered them a drink, etc and Pauly still started trouble
Paulie turned a simple 5 minute job into an overnight ordeal being lost in the cold woods.
Valerie - "Who is it?"
Walnuts - "KGB"
🤣🤣🤣
Always laughed at that
“A little early, no?”
Back before Chris was a total degenerate addict. He was solid when not on that stuff. Don’t do drugs, kids.
The way Paulie tries to put the bar across his back first and then realises that it wasn't going to do fuck all 🤣
Paulie at his best. What a great actor.
RIP
“Things got a little physical, the prick sucker punched me Ton’.” Gotta love how when confronted later on, the other guy always attacked paulie first lmfao, two examples being an interior decorator and a couple of gardeners.
If Christopher wasn’t there, Paulie would’ve been toast.
RIP Tony Sirico
Always wondered whether Paulie had Blue Cross/Blue Shield like his mom did.
They were such an awesome moments between these two, loved them after watching the entire series twice
That guy wiped his arse bare handed before coming here!
Cuban Missile Crisis was my favorite movie in 1962
It’s a good thing that hand-truck was in the hallway.
By far my favorite episode in the entire show, and there were some great episodes
I will never forget seeing this episode for the first time. It was so funny - Chinese fire drill.
"who is it?"
"KGB, open up"
😂😂🤣😂😂
I finally realize it was valerie who stole paulies car lmao
Just before the altercation with the menacing Russian, Paulie is having his nails done in a beauty salon. lol
Yeah so Pimps used to do that all the time it's called hygiene paulie is a ladies man
It's not your fault your not on that type of hype gotta know to know ya know
All you had to do was take the money and leave, Paulie... 🙄
They really should have stopped at Roy Roger's to get breakfast after this
One of the best examples of " That escalated quickly ".
Rest in Peace Tony Sirico
FBI “ yeah Paulie Walnuts and Moltisanti are leaving with a carpet”
"KGB OPEN UP" Paulie got the best lines no?
I like it how Silvio hands that piece of paper in to his boss like its a sick note. 😁
1:30 That is some of the finest interior decorating I have ever seen. The man truly had a gift.
The KGB open up line was hilarious
"Poot it daaawn on dawking station"
“His apartment looked like shit” 😂
Honestly don’t know why I always laugh when Tony shouts “HE’S SICK, HE’S GOT DA FLU!” 🤣
None of this would have happened if Paulie had just left the universal remote on the docking station.
He let them in, offered them drinks, had the money ready, and still Paulie had to disrespect him. This was avoidable lol
Extremely avoidable, even when the dude went to get into Paulie’s face, that still wasn’t even a full on brawl. Paulie is the one that decides to smash him in the face with a bottle escalating it to that point
Lol Paulie was like he lunged at me. He called him a cocksucker after Paulie broke his remote on purpose then Paulie hits him with a glass wtf
Paulie should have just left after he called him a cocksucker
“Guy fuckin lunged at us. What was I supposed to do”
As entertaining and well loved Paulie is as a character he really is a scumbag. Besides insulting the Russian and breaking his Universal remote he also robs and suffocates an old woman for her savings, keeps half the money that was supposed to go to Sal Vitro’s broken arm, shoots a waiter dead while he’s having a seizure, sniffs his friend’s fiancées panties while he’s rooting through said friends belongings, and talks to Johnny Sac about his family’s private matters. Those are just a few of many petty things Paulie does during the show. True criminal behavior.