24 Times Paulie Walnuts Had The Best Lines On "The Sopranos"

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    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany 5 років тому +219

      Maybe because you're using copy righted content with no rights??!!

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  • @ValhallaBeckons
    @ValhallaBeckons 2 роки тому +5080

    "He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." "His house looked like shit." was one of the funniest moments on the show.

    • @ocsjc13
      @ocsjc13 2 роки тому +65

      When I first heard that I was like wait what then I reminded it and I cracked tf up

    • @joeroberts2156
      @joeroberts2156 2 роки тому +54

      I love how it all got mixed up in his maple walnut ice cream.

    • @moeknows5418
      @moeknows5418 2 роки тому +177

      That whole episode has got to be the funniest of the whole series.

    • @jimbanter
      @jimbanter 2 роки тому +20

      Had me in stiches.... great line.

    • @hector-sauvage
      @hector-sauvage 2 роки тому +9

      On any show!! ;)

  • @acornhater420
    @acornhater420 Рік тому +538

    My favorite Paulie incident has to be when he starts talking to Tony in the coma and almost causes him to die just by praddling on about nonsense

    • @woodyn18
      @woodyn18 7 місяців тому +14

      LMAO. I forgot about that. Thank you.

    • @flybar3344
      @flybar3344 5 місяців тому +12

      One of the funniest scenes in the entire series

    • @slicks8078
      @slicks8078 2 місяці тому +16

      Pounding on the wall in his coma dream "SHUT THE HELL UP"

    • @PrinceofTroy-kx3nk
      @PrinceofTroy-kx3nk 2 місяці тому +4

      Lmao😅😊😂. That was the best. Even from the other side, Paulie is giving Tony agita 😃.

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 2 місяці тому +3

      I feel like he saved him in some way.

  • @hotrdumommy
    @hotrdumommy 6 років тому +3563

    Those Paulie and Christopher moments are pure gold!!

    • @robschroeder8297
      @robschroeder8297 6 років тому +42

      That really was the only downside about Christopher's death.

    • @wario7414
      @wario7414 6 років тому +113

      The part when they kill the waiter.
      "Chrissy... He's fucked up." 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 років тому +76

      When they were in the forest. Best episode by far.

    • @chadzich
      @chadzich 6 років тому +29

      Christopher and Pauly made that show imo

    • @mikebrabant4170
      @mikebrabant4170 6 років тому +15

      OOH!!! Piss on your own side I don't want to fucking smell ya!!!

  • @CHEDDAHD
    @CHEDDAHD Рік тому +719

    "I lost my shoe!"
    One of the most raw, emotional and heartfelt lines of the entire show.
    RIP Paulie's Shoe.

    • @killerseddie8295
      @killerseddie8295 Рік тому +10

      That was even better than the interior decorator to me.

    • @slipknot6789
      @slipknot6789 Рік тому +1

      Loved it!

    • @mmes307ify
      @mmes307ify 11 місяців тому

      When Chris responded with wtf You want me to do about it!! Paulie responded nothing!😂😂

    • @ShoRealTV
      @ShoRealTV 9 місяців тому +4

      That shoe was 10 years old. It's a shame when they go young like that

    • @FrankMitchell-lh1pl
      @FrankMitchell-lh1pl 8 місяців тому

      @@ShoRealTVwhat ever happened there…

  • @whoisrusty5528
    @whoisrusty5528 6 років тому +5152

    Guy killed 16 cechosolvokians, he was an interior decorator. Lmao

    • @johnnicotra4309
      @johnnicotra4309 6 років тому +11

      Who is Rusty 7

    • @markkulikkulik1935
      @markkulikkulik1935 6 років тому +31

      Classic

    • @thisaccountsucks5556
      @thisaccountsucks5556 6 років тому +55

      That was the funniest part of the whole show. Did anyone hear what Tony said before Paulie said "the world doesn't run on love."? I couldn't hear one of his word(s).

    • @bradfisher2985
      @bradfisher2985 6 років тому +253

      His house looked like shit!

    • @omoizele
      @omoizele 6 років тому +50

      Haven't laughed that hard in years!

  • @syther112
    @syther112 4 роки тому +881

    'He jumped out of the tree and came at me with a chainsaw, I have the right to defend myself Tone' - the best Paulie quote in the whole series.

    • @ajaxsid9034
      @ajaxsid9034 4 роки тому +25

      I almost died of laughter. Lol

    • @omecmasson9482
      @omecmasson9482 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂 liar

    • @natalievitale1371
      @natalievitale1371 2 роки тому

      😅😅😅

    • @Hulkmastersteve
      @Hulkmastersteve 2 роки тому +7

      Wasn't it mostly Paulie who called Tony "T"? So catchy when he would say it...like damn I need a Paulie friend. RIP Tony Sirico.

    • @vhs1376
      @vhs1376 2 роки тому

      😅😅

  • @dretheman123
    @dretheman123 3 роки тому +511

    Paulie refuses to waste a joke. If he has to repeat it 10x over he’ll do just that 😂😂

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY 11 місяців тому +18

      I love when he does that.
      "Did you hear what I said, Ton'?"

  • @Walkbi
    @Walkbi 6 місяців тому +117

    “……before and waaaaaay before..!” Never fails to crack me up!

  • @SilverAndBlackZach
    @SilverAndBlackZach 4 роки тому +1644

    They missed the fat joke of Johnny sack wife "when she goes camping, the bears hide their food"

    • @LS-dp2gs
      @LS-dp2gs 4 роки тому +24

      Johnny Sack wife had a dollface.

    • @darkstar1650
      @darkstar1650 4 роки тому +39

      How bout "HASEEDEM BUT I DON'T BELIEVE EM "... There's way more than 24 lines from Paulie..

    • @junglejamesie
      @junglejamesie 4 роки тому +36

      Ya hear what I said? I said, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

    • @SilverAndBlackZach
      @SilverAndBlackZach 4 роки тому +16

      @@junglejamesie the repeats make it funnier for sure

    • @GoodGuyGaurav
      @GoodGuyGaurav 3 роки тому +33

      these were excellent too. "two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still neva meet"

  • @martysnoozeman9163
    @martysnoozeman9163 2 роки тому +2484

    Just heard about his passing, R.I.P to a legend, made the sopranos even more legendary then it already was

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 2 роки тому +45

      Damn man 20 fucking years later & each year we seem to be losing more of them R.I.P

    • @ijv5567
      @ijv5567 2 роки тому

      F

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 2 роки тому +11

      R.I.P... Got to meet him once here in NJ.

    • @jamess.2233
      @jamess.2233 2 роки тому +20

      Rest easy commendatori

    • @mikem7438
      @mikem7438 2 роки тому +9

      20 fucking years and not a peep

  • @jefftaylor1186
    @jefftaylor1186 3 роки тому +639

    Paulie is that one friend that never learned any school stuff growing up and now always talks about 1000 different topics a day because they’re all brand new to him

    • @ricolaw1033
      @ricolaw1033 Рік тому +16

      Facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 Рік тому +31

      "I gotta go to school to understand the world?!"

    • @tomterrell3088
      @tomterrell3088 8 місяців тому +3

      @@alexmuenster2102 "There ya go! 9th was my last!"

    • @b_cheune
      @b_cheune 8 місяців тому +2

      Like Sun Tuzu 😂😂😂😂

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 4 місяці тому +3

      I would usually never diagnose a fictional character, but I'm pretty sure Paulie has ADHD. He talks constantly, jumping from tangent to tangent, and doesn't pay attention to the fact that the people he's talking to don't care about what he's saying.

  • @brettpilkington9539
    @brettpilkington9539 2 роки тому +1044

    Pine Barrens is hands down my favourite episode of anything ever. Paulie was hilarious, RIP

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 2 роки тому +19

      Yep, when he and Christopher let that guy get away. He once killed a bunch of Czechoslovakians... He was an interior decorator, but according to Christopher "his house looked like shit" 🤣🤣🤣
      I guess he and Chrissy never made it to AC for blackjack.

    • @JazzFunk22
      @JazzFunk22 2 роки тому +5

      Paulie was a big cat lover 🐱🐈 R.I.P

    • @arthurmarcussen5212
      @arthurmarcussen5212 2 роки тому +11

      Piss by your own window.
      I lost my shoe

    • @Toeso_Loso
      @Toeso_Loso 2 роки тому

      That was my favorite too until too many interior decorator comments ruined it it’s not up there with 20 years and shinebox the way people act like it with the comments

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому +15

      My favorite Paulie moment was the fucking Intervention where Paulie interrupts the counselor who’s in the middle of saying ‘NO JUDGEMENT GUYS’ and Paulie cuts in with “Fuck that! Let him take his medicine” lol then they end it with beating the f out of Christopher for insulting his own mother

  • @DeepHauz13
    @DeepHauz13 5 років тому +1449

    "Now i'm old...and you two are still old."
    lmao

    • @germisrich137
      @germisrich137 4 роки тому +15

      DeepHauz13 thst one took me the fuck out 😭

    • @dickdiggler804
      @dickdiggler804 4 роки тому +27

      And the old females didn't get it lmao

    • @joecrockrell04
      @joecrockrell04 4 роки тому +13

      Well I’ll get older tomorrow, but you’ll be stupid forever.

    • @samirul223
      @samirul223 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carloregalado7751
      @carloregalado7751 4 роки тому +6

      Me on Morgan freeman.

  • @mattmcbrayer2687
    @mattmcbrayer2687 6 років тому +1785

    “The doctors want positive talk.”
    “OOF MADONN! HE LOOKS TERRIBLE!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @hajjibarbara2900
    @hajjibarbara2900 4 роки тому +1244

    I can't imagine "The Sopranos" without Paulie. "Pine Barrens" was hands down my favorite episode.

    • @ispeakmytruth1549
      @ispeakmytruth1549 4 роки тому +19

      Me too! "I don't wanna smell your piss!"

    • @garrettgibson2633
      @garrettgibson2633 3 роки тому +33

      "He could be out there stalking us."
      "With what? His cock!"

    • @skinny4
      @skinny4 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @mr.t658
      @mr.t658 3 роки тому +5

      Commendatori was my favourite episode

    • @RamóhanMercader97
      @RamóhanMercader97 3 роки тому +28

      I could’ve happily watched an unbroken hour of Paulie and Christopher cut about the woods

  • @theflytrapdiaries5570
    @theflytrapdiaries5570 10 місяців тому +103

    I love the scene where they are in Italy and sitting down at a meal with the Cosa Nostra, and they are serving all the exquisite food and Paulie wants spaghetti and sauce 😂😂

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 5 місяців тому +8

      Not to be that guy, but since they’re in Naples, the Zucca family Furio, Annalisa, Nino, and Don Vittorio are in is part of the Camorra, and Cosa Nostra is exclusively Sicilian. Camorra is the Neapolitan mafia

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 4 місяці тому +1

      And afterwards, Paulie had to "go", but was disgusted by the Italian bathroom there, and Tony wouldn't let him go elsewhere....

    • @woddlyoats
      @woddlyoats 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@joeylawn36111it's more he has no idea how to use it

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 2 місяці тому

      @@woddlyoats didn't realize that....but it did look kind of nasty and the audio emphasized houseflies buzzing around....

  • @dukeman7595
    @dukeman7595 6 років тому +1990

    "His house looked like shit" That line is priceless

    • @VidzMisc
      @VidzMisc 6 років тому +30

      that one cracked me up the most

    • @yanicyoda4762
      @yanicyoda4762 5 років тому +6

      funny thing was the guy was a.chechen not a chek and with the interior minstry not intertior decorater.talk about brain freeze.lol

    • @TheJohnypie
      @TheJohnypie 5 років тому +37

      Could of made a movie outa the pine barrans episode

    • @frankmagana1408
      @frankmagana1408 5 років тому +19

      Ticket from russia to newark: $600
      Interior Decorating degree: $80000
      His house looking like shit: *priceless*

    • @alastairbeaumont9578
      @alastairbeaumont9578 5 років тому +12

      It’s the way Chrissie’s voice broke when saying “shit”. I bet that took a good couple of takes and the director (Steve Buscemi) has to hold a chuckle when that one happened. Brilliant episode and, yes, that moment deserved the #1 spot.

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 3 роки тому +506

    ‘We’re not lost, stop getting Cunty’ 😂
    Every line was delivered with absolute perfection every time 👌😀

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 2 роки тому +12

      when he hides the Tic-Tacs from Chrissy in the car ... or how he eats the ketchup packets

    • @juanpatino4185
      @juanpatino4185 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theman211294
    @theman211294 2 роки тому +1090

    RIP to a real wise guy. Paulie was an iconic character on TV.

  • @uhoh3473
    @uhoh3473 2 роки тому +132

    My pal just told me Tony Sirico has died.
    I replied "AIDS?" He said nobodys got aids.
    RIP Paulie Walnuts. The funniest actor on the show.

    • @PauIieWalnuts
      @PauIieWalnuts 2 місяці тому +1

      A true legend of a character

  • @bedfordnhdonkey
    @bedfordnhdonkey 5 років тому +820

    “Sudden weight loss?”
    “AIDS ?!!!”
    “Nobody’s got AIDS!”
    😂 😆

    • @willig2148
      @willig2148 4 роки тому +40

      I dont want to hear that word here again

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 3 роки тому +7

      I tell you what if it was me this guy was spreading rumors about , he’d have more than a cue ball jammed up his ass let me tell you .

    • @zackd1659
      @zackd1659 3 роки тому +3

      Ohhhhhhhhh

    • @nateoxchoa7649
      @nateoxchoa7649 3 роки тому +2

      @@tucko11 And it wouldn’t be no bracciole neither!

    • @tokyworld
      @tokyworld 2 роки тому +2

      such terrible disease but somehow aids jokes are the best.

  • @secondcomingofbast9908
    @secondcomingofbast9908 5 років тому +561

    "Everybody knows hell is hot. That's never been disputed."

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 роки тому +78

      "You add up all your mortal sins, multiply that number by 50, then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25.
      You add them together, and that's your sentence.
      I figure i'm gonna have to do about 6, 000 years before i get accepted into heaven.
      And 6, 000 years is nothing in eternity terms.
      I could do that standing on my head.
      It's like a couple of days here.
      "

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 4 роки тому +21

      In Dante’s Inferno it was said the lowest echelon of hell (where Satan resided) was freezing cold

    • @MathisR412
      @MathisR412 4 роки тому +12

      bigbowlowrong So icy, freezing cold that the winds burned to ya very soul smh lol

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 3 роки тому +2

      @@MathisR412 satan himself is frozen in the middle of a giant lake if I remember correctly

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 3 роки тому +1

      @@justanobadi6655 frozen was meant as kept in place not a temperature and lake means something else too. The entire bible is a metaphor but people take it uber literally.

  • @burnyt3077
    @burnyt3077 4 роки тому +2129

    They missed Christopher's intervention that was funny af

    • @kp-ls4kq
      @kp-ls4kq 4 роки тому +145

      What, was it barkin?

    • @6fthondaboi
      @6fthondaboi 4 роки тому +77

      I don't write nothing down

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 4 роки тому +98

      "Watch it Chrissy"

    • @burnyt3077
      @burnyt3077 4 роки тому +8

      @Ty Weezy yeah talking about his hair in the toilet 😁🤣🤣

    • @robertelliott6312
      @robertelliott6312 4 роки тому +40

      "It was disgusting"

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 2 роки тому +72

    "Wuddaya hear, Wuddaya say!?"
    Rest in peace Tony Sirico. 1942-2022.

  • @baverona
    @baverona 6 років тому +766

    When chris said his house looked like shit after the interior decarator line has to be one of the funniest soprano lines EVER!!

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 4 роки тому +20

      I lost my shoe. Had me in tears also.

    • @valmarsiglia
      @valmarsiglia 4 роки тому +56

      That, and also when Paulie mentions the Cuban Missile Crisis and Chris says "That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was Bullshit."

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 4 роки тому +35

      Paulie's interior decorator and Czechoslovakia comment with Chris's response was my favorite of the whole show. Also, Paulie, after getting that fancy hair styling, then spending time in the woods, comes out looking like Grampa Munster....🤣🤣🤣

    • @carminelupertazzijr3512
      @carminelupertazzijr3512 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 no doubt, its definitely my favourite

    • @brianspence3510
      @brianspence3510 3 роки тому +6

      When tony gets shot and Pauline says would take more then the Jamaican bobsled team to take out your old man

  • @sgtpepper138
    @sgtpepper138 4 роки тому +817

    One of my favorites--
    Christopher: You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
    Paulie: Yeah, and nothing did. So what?

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 4 роки тому +38

      Where's my arc Paulie??!!

    • @adamturk7583
      @adamturk7583 4 роки тому +2

      "AIDS"

    • @solomonecclesia5253
      @solomonecclesia5253 3 роки тому +1

      One of the best of all times!

    • @okeymmeje5118
      @okeymmeje5118 3 роки тому +21

      @@hugonongbri8100 you know who had an arc? Noah. Lmao

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 3 роки тому +3

      Whatta ya hear ! Whatta ya say ! Wtf why is this his song ?!

  • @RyanGosring
    @RyanGosring 5 років тому +732

    "wasnt it a meteor that killed the dinosaurs?"
    "They were all meateaters"

    • @thedelster9525
      @thedelster9525 4 роки тому +31

      ME-TEOR....ME-TEOR

    • @SMFITNESS786
      @SMFITNESS786 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @Boulos-cb2un
      @Boulos-cb2un 3 роки тому +29

      Take it easy....

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 3 роки тому +10

      Fuck you Pauly , right now we’re just two assholes stuck in the woods

    • @tomitiustritus6672
      @tomitiustritus6672 3 роки тому +1

      @@thedelster9525 METEOR-ITE... METEOR-ITE

  • @jopazna2021
    @jopazna2021 2 роки тому +141

    This work of art, The Sopranos, would never be the same without him, the best supporting character in tv series ever, Tony Sirico aka Paulie Walnuts (July 29, 1942 - July 8, 2022) rest in peace man and thank you for everything 😪

  • @charliet.sanford2495
    @charliet.sanford2495 4 роки тому +260

    My favorite was him talking about taking acid. “Jerry Vale started singin and I look over... Your Uncle June’s got laser beams shootin out his eyes!”

  • @rayburton4867
    @rayburton4867 4 роки тому +262

    Paulie was absolutely one of the main reasons I watched the Sopranos! His brashness was priceless!

  • @janhuda8841
    @janhuda8841 4 роки тому +415

    Paulie: Go wash my car
    Meadow's boyfriend: I'm supposed to be picking up scrap
    Paulie: You'll be picking up your teeth in another second 🤙

    • @rockyasima956
      @rockyasima956 4 роки тому +8

      🤙😂

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 4 роки тому +16

      Could be even shorter. "Hey Shaggy" murders me.

    • @SifuPL
      @SifuPL 3 роки тому +11

      30 seconds later:
      THERE HE IS! HEHE

    • @janhuda8841
      @janhuda8841 3 роки тому +3

      @@SifuPL 🧼 give me that shit!
      PAULIEEE!

    • @bonesdaily55
      @bonesdaily55 3 роки тому +2

      UNCLE PAULY APPROVES 🤘👊

  • @Shiyaku93
    @Shiyaku93 Рік тому +33

    RIP to one of the greatest character actors we've ever seen. Tony Sirico immortalized himself with this role and can never be forgotten.

  • @limeyosu2000
    @limeyosu2000 6 років тому +552

    missed a great one when they went to Italy and Paulie couldn't find a decent bathroom so he tells Tony "can we go back to the hotel I need to take a wicked shit."

    • @jasonb8957
      @jasonb8957 4 роки тому +26

      He had to hoof it back to the Excelsior...and take a wicked shit!

    • @forgetaboutitwillya5702
      @forgetaboutitwillya5702 4 роки тому +1

      No what da ya hear. What da ya say.

    • @servebotfrank4082
      @servebotfrank4082 3 роки тому +3

      Tony: "Why the hell didn't you just go in there?"
      Paulie: "I didn't have to go then."

    • @mikedjock
      @mikedjock 3 роки тому +1

      Just go in the shine box

  • @theawesomer8587
    @theawesomer8587 6 років тому +689

    My favorite line is from Christopher's intervention: "I didn't write anything down, so I'm gonna make this short and sweet, you're weak, you're outta control and you've become an embarrassment to everyone here!"

    • @garyevans3421
      @garyevans3421 6 років тому +55

      The Awesomer85 yea, Paulie didn’t really understand the whole concept of an intervention. All he got out of it was he was going to be able to pour it on Christopher and Chris was just going to have to take it! Lol

    • @TellemG
      @TellemG 6 років тому +108

      “Last week...I came in and saw your head in the toilet....disgusting” “I said my piece Chrissy!” -Silvio 😂

    • @dieseldon1921
      @dieseldon1921 6 років тому +17

      The Awesomer85 "What, was it barking?"

    • @TellemG
      @TellemG 6 років тому +3

      diesel don 😂😂 he was super confused

    • @TellemG
      @TellemG 6 років тому +6

      wario7414 !!!! Show was so fucking good

  • @taylor6855
    @taylor6855 5 років тому +208

    “You’re not gonna believe this, the guy was an interior decorator” 🤣

    • @moviewriter93
      @moviewriter93 4 роки тому +31

      His house looked like shit 😂

    • @parimabartender
      @parimabartender 3 роки тому +8

      He killed 16 chekoslovakians

    • @thebaddog4104
      @thebaddog4104 3 роки тому +5

      One of the funniest scenes in the whole series he was so serious it was hilarious.

  • @Xenophanes198
    @Xenophanes198 Рік тому +69

    This show had it all. Great acting, great drama, great action, great character development, and great comedy. Paulie was a large part of it. RIP

    • @diinomaaxi
      @diinomaaxi Рік тому

      Don’t forget great writers

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 4 місяці тому

      Funniest on the Sopranos: 1) Paulie; 2) Uncle Junior

  • @meadowsoprano2315
    @meadowsoprano2315 3 роки тому +330

    Paulie was good comic relief in this show . He was out spoken and quirky but he was also more emotional than some of the others . But he had a lot of courage as well.

  • @golemofwill4728
    @golemofwill4728 2 роки тому +334

    Rest in Peace, Tony Sirico. He made this show for me and was a funny yet surprisingly deep character.

  • @mr93prof
    @mr93prof 6 років тому +465

    Another awesome line that Paulie has is when Christopher tells the gang that by the year 2027 his daughter will be in college and Paulie tells him, “If she’s anything like you, she won’t get past the fourth grade and it won’t matter anyway because she’ll be working here at the Bing.”

    • @maryannewestvirginiagirl9015
      @maryannewestvirginiagirl9015 5 років тому +8

      That scene cracks me up!

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 5 років тому +9

      hehehe :)

    • @guruleinii
      @guruleinii 5 років тому +69

      Kinda funny that the dancers laugh at that joke without realising he's dissing them as well...

    • @sgtpep5
      @sgtpep5 5 років тому +10

      Paulie had a way with words..LOL

    • @pd9971
      @pd9971 5 років тому

      Holy shit that's right!! Classic!

  • @MindofZen1
    @MindofZen1 Рік тому +31

    “As far as bears are concerned , we should get rid of them all, they had their turn and now it’s ours!” - Paulie Walnuts 😂😂

  • @tmntgirl4life
    @tmntgirl4life 2 роки тому +273

    I love the other cat line Paulie says “This cat is history! Today!” And is about to hit the cat with a broom but Tony comes in the room and he quickly starts sweeping.

  • @VoIPPortland
    @VoIPPortland 6 років тому +523

    Interior decorator!!! Best line in the whole series.

    • @rackinfrackin
      @rackinfrackin 6 років тому +68

      Chrissy tops it: "His house looked like shit."

    • @fatyowls
      @fatyowls 6 років тому +3

      Couldn't have screwed it up and better!

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 6 років тому +5

      Thomas Anderson isn’t that some kind of Polack?

    • @hiroshi138
      @hiroshi138 6 років тому +2

      I see what you did there. You WILL eat our sausages!

    • @TheScouseassassin
      @TheScouseassassin 6 років тому +10

      Great episode, directed by Steve Buscemi, (Anthony "Tony" Blundetto).....
      Christopher Moltisanti:
      'For all we know, he could be out there stalking us'.
      Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri:
      'With what? His cock?'

  • @cwhitney1972
    @cwhitney1972 6 років тому +71

    Chris: "You ever think that nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?"
    Paulie: "Yeah, and nothing did."
    Season 1 is criminally underrepresented in compilations like these.

  • @lilfairycupcake
    @lilfairycupcake Рік тому +17

    everyone should b lucky enough to have one friend like paulie walnuts in a lifetime. my hero, classic lines.

  • @altracing9831
    @altracing9831 2 роки тому +325

    He was certainly someone who made The Sopranos as special of a show as it became as someone who could make you laugh and then make you hate him when he played Paulie. Hope he lets James know how much we miss him. RIP Tony Sirico

  • @GeoZeppelin1979
    @GeoZeppelin1979 6 років тому +435

    Before..........and WAY before LMAO

    • @NesNeedsBoost
      @NesNeedsBoost 5 років тому +12

      it's even funnier that Tony missed the punchline.

    • @princeayew
      @princeayew 5 років тому +1

      M. O.G. Best line ever lol 😂

    • @rocabilly927
      @rocabilly927 5 років тому +5

      This guy ever stop breaking balls

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 4 роки тому +1

      The guy who played Bobby wore a fake belly

  • @dieseldon1921
    @dieseldon1921 6 років тому +147

    My all time favorite is during Christopher's intervention, Adriana is telling about Christopher killing their dog and Paulie being serious ask Christopher" What, was it barking?"

    • @CJ-so6vl
      @CJ-so6vl 5 років тому +8

      “Next the blind will see and the lame will walk” is one of my favorites

    • @gregrome6521
      @gregrome6521 5 років тому +1

      Yesssss!!! Lmao at that one!

    • @redpine8665
      @redpine8665 5 років тому +7

      That intervention scene was hysterical

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 років тому +3

      Your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting...

  • @godfather4377
    @godfather4377 2 роки тому +12

    "heh", to the way he holds his hands in front of him, to that great owl look when he's surprised, was legendary. RIP to the legend Tony Sirico.

  • @oveidasinclair982
    @oveidasinclair982 4 роки тому +248

    The best Paulie part was when he was in the house with the fortune teller/psychic

    • @suavo2252
      @suavo2252 3 роки тому +7

      For sure

    • @debangabhuyan1007
      @debangabhuyan1007 3 роки тому +14

      "The spirit left him on hold!" Lmaaoo!!

    • @Toeso_Loso
      @Toeso_Loso 2 роки тому +1

      That or when Tony’s in the coma paraphrasing here but “Remember they want positive talk for his recovery uncle Paulie” “Marone He looks terrible”

  • @ANGELSLVME
    @ANGELSLVME 5 років тому +101

    The whole time he was talking to Tony in the hospital, Tony pressures kept going up

  • @jacpott96
    @jacpott96 4 роки тому +241

    “Don’t get cunty” always gets me

    • @gildenstorf
      @gildenstorf 4 роки тому

      I sometimes say that now. Not out loud but.......

    • @lancemilliken9078
      @lancemilliken9078 4 роки тому

      Jacpott 96 I've been using that expression ever since seeing that episode.
      Thank you Pauly walnuts for making that part of my vernacular

    • @hammerthor6441
      @hammerthor6441 4 роки тому

      I've used that line.

  • @garrygoers8866
    @garrygoers8866 2 роки тому +42

    Paulie had many underrated skills. He was a professional landscaper. He landscaped Christopher’s front yard.

    • @rb4916
      @rb4916 8 місяців тому

      Did $40,000 worth of landscaping on his yard all for free. Tony was a good guy

  • @billbellington9924
    @billbellington9924 4 роки тому +330

    Damn now I need to watch that entire series over again LOL

    • @philipperry7946
      @philipperry7946 4 роки тому +1

      The Jicama
      boxset on stand by
      for tonite. 👍 its been a year 😀

    • @ElsewhereGuitar
      @ElsewhereGuitar 4 роки тому +3

      Not a bad thing👍

    • @titsmcghee1086
      @titsmcghee1086 4 роки тому +3

      Hulu. I’m on season 3 now and had to cancel my 1 week trial to sign up for another free 1 week trial on a separate card. 😂

    • @stephenmac23
      @stephenmac23 4 роки тому +1

      Tits Mcghee broke ass nigga

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 4 роки тому +1

      @@titsmcghee1086 Dam you can't watch 6 seasons in a week. What you have a life?

  • @willy565
    @willy565 6 років тому +202

    "Remember Pearl Harbor!".....When he is warning Tony B about Koreans......Too funny!

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 років тому +1

      willy565
      The fact you think there’s a difference shows how far the BS has taken hold.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 років тому +1

      D'lish Donut
      LOL, No. But that’d be fucking awesome if I had thought that. It’d be worth it just to read the comments.
      The point is, this constant need to break humans into tiny ill-defined groups that assign predestination of all aspects of their experience as a human has gotten out of hand. It makes sense (to a point) to break us down along “race” lines but to suggest every human on the planet should somehow notice the differences between and automatically have a respect for, in example, Asians broken down along subcontinental arbitrarily map drawn lines is ludicrous.

    • @elgamerico
      @elgamerico 5 років тому +3

      @@negativeindustrial Are you simple ? It's a fucking line from the show, you anus.

    • @nadavkn1411
      @nadavkn1411 5 років тому +1

      It's even funnier because he says "word to the wise" just before.

    • @redpine8665
      @redpine8665 5 років тому +2

      On the episode where they go to the Russians' apartment, Chris says to Paulie that Russians aren't all bad. Paulie says, "What about the Cuban missile crisis? The aimed them right at us." Chris says, "I saw that movie. That really happened? I thought that was bullshit!"

  • @alexanderkeenan7578
    @alexanderkeenan7578 2 роки тому +149

    Sad to read this morning that Tony Sirico has passed away. He did such an amazing job with the character Paulie Walnuts that in the history of Mafia characters on television and movies he will never be forgotten.

  • @augusto17ful
    @augusto17ful Рік тому +11

    “Before I was just breaking balls, now you’re beginning to worry me”

  • @epie6
    @epie6 5 років тому +419

    The guy who he says Commendatori to is David Chase, the show's creator. :-)

    • @constanttraveler
      @constanttraveler 5 років тому +15

      Yep! I never noticed that the first time I watched but I spotted him right off in this clip

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 років тому +26

      "Cocksuckers..."

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 5 років тому +3

      Yes and his other cameo was as a fellow passenger when the zips were flying back to Italy.

    • @Schrodinger_
      @Schrodinger_ 4 роки тому +3

      That's respect!

    • @rrt4511
      @rrt4511 4 роки тому +1

      Е U please marry me

  • @joerivandeweyer3056
    @joerivandeweyer3056 4 роки тому +36

    "Did a few years in the army, did a few years in the can. Now here I am, half a wise guy" - Tony Sirico

  • @rickiesanders453
    @rickiesanders453 5 років тому +74

    Paulie and Christopher had some of the best dialogue in any show ever.

  • @thegamingpigeon3216
    @thegamingpigeon3216 Рік тому +13

    "You could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets"
    WHY? WHY IS THAT WHAT HE CAME UP WITH? IT'S KILLING ME

  • @karawigley6231
    @karawigley6231 4 роки тому +39

    I love how when he would make a wisecrack about someone he would say did you hear that & repeat it like no one heard it the first time. Paulie is one of my favorite Soprano’s characters.

  • @richardwilliams5842
    @richardwilliams5842 4 роки тому +52

    When Paulie and Chrissy got lost in the woods that was one of the FUNNIEST episode 😂

  • @michaelgarcia7258
    @michaelgarcia7258 6 років тому +197

    LOL!!! @2:44 #13 " I don't understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old and you two are still old. It goes quiet and then he says: " so how's Chucky doing anyways..." LOL!!!

    • @sevkassabian
      @sevkassabian 6 років тому +6

      That's an awesome one-two punch. I didn't even catch the ending part until I remembered they killed him in Season 1 LOL this show was savage

    • @justhewop
      @justhewop 5 років тому +1

      Sevag Kassabian Different Chucky

    • @HardTruthsReviews
      @HardTruthsReviews 5 років тому

      My favorite one!! Hahaha

    • @SiJayEunsoo
      @SiJayEunsoo 5 років тому

      I don’t get this line?

  • @chaosandstuff3519
    @chaosandstuff3519 11 місяців тому +31

    Paulies loyalty to Tony was unmatched and the love he had for the life was something else. Bad ass dude

    • @fritzforsthoefel8031
      @fritzforsthoefel8031 11 місяців тому +5

      The boss of the family says your Santa Claus

    • @mistrzjuliusz9372
      @mistrzjuliusz9372 10 місяців тому +13

      what? he almost switched to New york

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 7 місяців тому +2

      I like when Paulie puts up his hand like he's swearing an oath

    • @kevinchandler179
      @kevinchandler179 Місяць тому

      You go running to the big man about shit between me and you, will have a problem my friend!!!!!

    • @kevinchandler179
      @kevinchandler179 Місяць тому

      ​@@mistrzjuliusz9372Agreed, but the look on his face when he found out at that wedding that Carmine never heard of him!!!!

  • @matthewsherman1450
    @matthewsherman1450 4 роки тому +45

    "He jumped outta the tree, and came at me with a chainsaw. I gotta right to defend myself." One of the best Paulie moments.

  • @dagnabbit6187
    @dagnabbit6187 5 років тому +184

    " eh eh" said Tony , " Did you ever think about getting checked for Tourettes ? " Anybody remember that one ?

    • @gregrome6521
      @gregrome6521 5 років тому +10

      Dag Nabbit yes I do. That shit was hilarious

    • @fancymemelord9702
      @fancymemelord9702 4 роки тому +5

      I hated that scene, Tony was very close to killing my favorite character. :(

    • @day245
      @day245 3 роки тому +5

      Sad scene in the boat. I felt bad. It was like Paulie always knew he talked funny but might have figured it wasn’t noticeable. When Tony mentioned it, it hit him like a house of bricks. Like, shit, this is real!?

  • @sarahnanna5138
    @sarahnanna5138 4 роки тому +43

    Love Paulie! Nothing funnier than Paulie’s logic. The “ Interior Decorator”’ misquote spoken so definitively is pure Paulie. He and Christoper are the most likable stone cold killers.

  • @36firerahul
    @36firerahul 2 роки тому +52

    Heard about your passing today. Rest in peace legend. Thank you for portraying one of the greatest characters in the history of cinema. Absolute legend on the film and as a human being
    Oof marone this one hurts

  • @coreymineard
    @coreymineard 5 років тому +64

    “He killed 16 czechoslavakians.
    He was an interior decorator.” 😆

    • @Lustufar
      @Lustufar 4 роки тому +8

      "His house looked like shit"

  • @warlockthankless5323
    @warlockthankless5323 4 роки тому +81

    Fun fact: this guy in real life has been arrested something like 28 times and did 6 years in the can.

  • @RajSingh-zs6hq
    @RajSingh-zs6hq 3 роки тому +58

    Some of the best moments are when Paulie takes something personally and you just know he's gonna do something crazy....like the time he drove up Chris' tab at the restaurant or did doughnuts on his lawn. lol

  • @paulkowalik9604
    @paulkowalik9604 Рік тому +18

    There is no Sopranos without Paulie, such a great actor.

  • @garrygoers8866
    @garrygoers8866 2 роки тому +19

    7/8/22 RIP Tony Sirico. “He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, the guy was an interior decorator.”

  • @frankdukes5988
    @frankdukes5988 6 років тому +272

    hands down best show ever and will ever be on tv

    • @dagnabbit6187
      @dagnabbit6187 5 років тому +3

      Frank Dukes Well there is Star Trek , Breaking Bad Mad Men , The Outer Limits and Thriller with Boris Karloff ! You might want to reconsider but , nevertheless, I agree !

    • @CooKieFigHt11
      @CooKieFigHt11 5 років тому +2

      Chernobyl is the best rated one on Imdb now

    • @chrisbrady2683
      @chrisbrady2683 5 років тому +10

      @@CooKieFigHt11 IMDB? 😂 well I guess that's that sorted then..

    • @yekutielov
      @yekutielov 4 роки тому +3

      A - FUCKING - M E N ! ! !
      Watched it 5 times already soon the 6th !

    • @mntnbiker818
      @mntnbiker818 4 роки тому +9

      @@CooKieFigHt11 Chernobyl doesn't hold a nuclear powered candle to The Sopranos.

  • @i_was_in_the_can_for_20_years
    @i_was_in_the_can_for_20_years 3 роки тому +11

    Chrissy: "Could be him out there stalking us"
    Paulie: "With what, his caack?"

  • @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272
    @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272 Рік тому +17

    I love when he straightens out Christopher cuz he is 100 % right - talking about toilets during eating time is a crime Paulie ! 😂

  • @afrojackass178
    @afrojackass178 5 років тому +77

    His “heheheh” alone made me laugh.

  • @tytipton6346
    @tytipton6346 3 роки тому +36

    4:54 Sil’s most perfectly timed line! Everyone was thinking it 🤣😂

  • @sethamule
    @sethamule 6 років тому +675

    The one where he asked Silvio about his first BJ then he repeated the joke to Tony was classic should have been on this but list was great!!

    • @johnking2682
      @johnking2682 6 років тому +29

      Seth M. Your muda was working the bon bon stand at the ifle tower. Sil you hear what I said?

    • @sethamule
      @sethamule 6 років тому +5

      YES YES good one forgot that one! Love me some Paulie Walnuts.

    • @Its__Good
      @Its__Good 6 років тому +31

      I was about the write the same. Wasn't it something like:
      "Do you remember your first time Sil? How long did it take the guy to cum?"
      "Hey Tone, did you hear what I just said? I asked him if he remembers his first blowjob and then asked him how long it took the guy to cum."

    • @sethamule
      @sethamule 6 років тому +4

      It'sGood yes I was just too lazy to copy and paste it lol...figured real fans would catch my drift

    • @johnking2682
      @johnking2682 6 років тому

      Seth M. Yes the one I wrote was a different time with sil

  • @Supernova-lc2yf
    @Supernova-lc2yf 2 роки тому +22

    RIP Tony Sirico aka Paulie Walnuts!! What a memorable character...funny or bad Paulie's legacy will never die

  • @marissawojo441
    @marissawojo441 4 роки тому +107

    "sudden weight loss...."
    "..AIDS!?!?!?!"
    "nobody's got Aids"
    lmao

  • @hoffy1888
    @hoffy1888 5 років тому +19

    When Paulie put that picture of Tony and the Horse on his wall with tony devorated as a french general, is top qaulity comedy relief at its best

  • @RCAvhstape
    @RCAvhstape 3 роки тому +41

    That whole bit about piss on shoelaces has me rolling on the floor for real, especially when Sil has enough and tells Paulie to STFU.

    • @DomT0311
      @DomT0311 8 місяців тому +1

      "I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?"

  • @chigon89
    @chigon89 2 роки тому +12

    2:25 the fact that that's David Chase makes it pure gold 🤣

  • @lowrivera
    @lowrivera 4 роки тому +53

    They forgot when Paulie meets Finn for the first time. His reaction when he realizes he’s Meadow’s boyfriend is absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @iamthew0lf
    @iamthew0lf 3 роки тому +168

    “Pine Barrens” is hands down the single greatest episode in television history.

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 3 роки тому +2

      Nah

    • @Johnnywiseify
      @Johnnywiseify 3 роки тому +12

      It's pretty good. Probably second to Ozymandias in breaking bad, which has a 10/10 on IMBD

    • @iamthew0lf
      @iamthew0lf 3 роки тому

      @@Johnnywiseify That’s a great one! Definitely a top episode of mine.

    • @Johnnywiseify
      @Johnnywiseify 3 роки тому +2

      @@iamthew0lf my top 5 in any show
      5. Stress Relief-Seinfeld
      4. College-The Soprano's
      3. The Contest-Seinfeld
      2. Pine Barrens-The Sopranos
      1. Ozymandias-Breaking Bad

    • @capo328
      @capo328 3 роки тому +2

      1. The Suitcase (Mad Men)
      2. Pine Barrens (The Sopranos)
      3. The Spoils (Rome)

  • @shak4632
    @shak4632 3 роки тому +18

    Paulie: "..the guys an interior designer"
    Chris thinks for a sec: "His house looked like shit!"

  • @jameshammond493
    @jameshammond493 11 місяців тому +6

    The weight loss joke will forever by my favourite Paulie line. Probably my favourite Sopranos line altogether.

  • @Artytype1
    @Artytype1 3 роки тому +88

    Paulie is a legend! His one liners absolutely break me up.

    • @ocsjc13
      @ocsjc13 2 роки тому

      Paulie was a snake

  • @MichelLinschoten
    @MichelLinschoten 6 років тому +423

    Fun fact he was an actual gangster back in the day

    • @wrlord
      @wrlord 6 років тому +31

      meh. He was mainly a wannabe. A thug hanger-on.

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 6 років тому +56

      I seriously can't wait for The Many Saints of Newark!

    • @scarface8513
      @scarface8513 6 років тому +71

      The guy was an interior decorator!

    • @basildahlan6167
      @basildahlan6167 6 років тому +33

      Idiots he was in the gambinos

    • @leebrookes9915
      @leebrookes9915 6 років тому +24

      He was in Goodfellas .

  • @MohamedAli-tg8ih
    @MohamedAli-tg8ih 4 роки тому +96

    "Word to the wise... Remember Pearl Harbor.."

  • @FirinMahLazer1
    @FirinMahLazer1 4 місяці тому +2

    The best part about the espresso scene is after his rant he steals something off the shelf 😂

  • @Maloney-ho6fb
    @Maloney-ho6fb 2 роки тому +32

    The Pine Barrens was the most inadvertently funny episode ever. Pure gold

    • @brianrunyon266
      @brianrunyon266 11 місяців тому +1

      Yup. Paulie and Christopher, the Bulk and Skull of the Sopranos.

    • @andrewschiller9735
      @andrewschiller9735 11 місяців тому +2

      It wasn’t inadvertent at all, it was just hilarious

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040 4 роки тому +127

    Imagine having a debate in philosophy with Paulie

    • @tokyworld
      @tokyworld 2 роки тому +12

      or theology "that wasnt hell, you went to purgatory my friend" . that whole ep paulie dealing with the possibility of eternal damnation is hilarious.

    • @josecasillas4081
      @josecasillas4081 2 роки тому +9

      "Existentialism, yeah I know about that. You won't exist in about 5 seconds if you don't give me that 5 gs you owe me, ya cocksucka."
      That's pretty much how it would go down.

  • @monymony68
    @monymony68 4 роки тому +42

    Best scene was when Paulie told the landscaper to come down from the tree because he wanted to talk to him. The landscaper didn't come down, told Paulie to eat shit, you know what happens next.

    • @billyhill2517
      @billyhill2517 4 роки тому +8

      Best part of that.... he puts dude's lawn mower in the trunk of the Cadillac 🤣

    • @ericfeick4270
      @ericfeick4270 2 роки тому +1

      He lunged at him with a chainsaw...he has a right to defend himself

  • @boredloner2609
    @boredloner2609 2 роки тому +18

    Rest In Peace to an icon. He gave us many laughs.

  • @louisraymond9312
    @louisraymond9312 6 років тому +22

    When Johnny Sack's brother tells everyone that he just died from cancer and Paulie starts bragging about the time that he beat it. has to be one of his best moments

    • @FredBenz
      @FredBenz 5 років тому

      louis raymond i don't think I have ever seen it though hahhahhahaha can you post the link?

    • @louisraymond9312
      @louisraymond9312 5 років тому +2

      @@FredBenz Here you go, one of the funniest moments in the Sopranos for me.
      ua-cam.com/video/T0oq_ONmRdI/v-deo.html

    • @elgamerico
      @elgamerico 5 років тому

      His conversations with John when he is in prison are hilarious.
      "You mean the thing with chicory?" 😂

  • @Brogy73
    @Brogy73 2 роки тому +44

    Rest in peace Tony. Thank you for bringing us Paulie Walnuts.

  • @TheAfterHoursLV
    @TheAfterHoursLV 5 років тому +15

    I’m glad you put in “Remember Pearl Harbor” when they’re discussing the Korean man.